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Wear Your Cup

If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

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  1. Agowilt
    June 26, 2011 at 9:33 am

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    • Lilz32
      June 26, 2011 at 10:17 am

      Is this snarky enough..? THAT’S NOT HIGH FIRE! High fire is at least 1260 C. And I’ve never seen a high fire glaze that didn’t run, nor have I ever seen that much “detail” out of a high-fire glaze firing. ( 2305 F at the least for high-fire… it melts glass. I mean…come on folks…) High fire glazes don’t have a lot of colors. So I say BULLSHIT.

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      • emlemony
        June 26, 2011 at 10:45 am

        that’s not snark, that’s knowledge.
        you’ll never be welcome on etsy.

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      • NanaB
        June 26, 2011 at 10:52 am

        alright now, let’s wrap this up..

        oh.. wait…

        carry on

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  2. NanaB
    June 26, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Don’t hate me because I fell over laughing and kind of love this as a funny gift for one of my menfolk….

    for my women friends, I’d like to see something else to grab onto …

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    • aliceblue
      June 26, 2011 at 9:55 am

      Wonder if they could do a Towel Mike version, hmm… What! Did I say that out loud?

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      • kimoutre
        June 26, 2011 at 10:33 am

        You mean a towel-less Mike version. After all, we need something to form the handle!

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    • NanaB
      June 26, 2011 at 11:56 am

      I want to state clearly that this is only a marketing idea, nothing more. For the good of fuckery, I spent a few moments designing this, burning my lunch as I did so. This might be a good fund-raiser, if someone could make a few of these.

      If I myself had the skills to do ceramics, I would definitely be on this (so to speak). It loses something when I attempt to crochet it….

      For the “handle” I used a devise made on esty called Bold Ink Water Pipes, which seemed to be just the right size (6.5 inches)… the makers might be willing to help out http://www.etsy.com/listing/64274680/designing-bold-ink-water-pipe-65

      and of course we would need Mike’s permission to use his picture… I know I would want one of these mugs. To give as a gift.

      Granted, it might be awkward to hold the “handle” but for the sake of art, I myself would be willing to try.

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      • aliceblue
        June 26, 2011 at 12:20 pm

        Wow! With this I could carry my coffee AND my bagel or donut with just one hand!

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        • NanaB
          June 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm

          multi purpose!

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        • kimoutre
          June 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm

          I know you did it in your artistic ability, but Mike’s um…coloring seems a but scary.

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        • NanaB
          June 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm

          which is why we need help from a skilled artist… someone with actual hands on talents….

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        • NanaB
          June 26, 2011 at 2:15 pm

          errr…not sure why that brought on a negative… I’ll refresh the original with a more pinkafied version …though what I’m presenting is the concept not finished product… I’s an idea person…

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        • kimoutre
          June 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

          I didn’t know there was such a color as neon peach, but you nailed it! It is a big improvement from Bondo gray.

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        • NanaB
          June 26, 2011 at 4:47 pm

          that’s the glow of the glaze…. :)

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        • NanaB
          June 26, 2011 at 4:48 pm

          just be careful the donuts don’t slide off….

          hmmm.. now I have a sudden craving for donuts…

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  3. KatP
    June 26, 2011 at 9:39 am

    That’s one steamy cup of balls right there.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:47 am

      If I wanted to handle balls first thing in the morning, I wouldn’t bother getting out of bed to do it.

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  4. itsina
    June 26, 2011 at 9:39 am

    His leg… it is contorted in a way that defies physics.

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    • KatP
      June 26, 2011 at 9:44 am

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    • unhipsterchick
      June 26, 2011 at 9:45 am

      I think the 3D leg belongs to a body that is around the other side of the cup, not the body you can see here wearing the blue/yellow. Still not right- but not nearly as “horrible accident victim” looking.

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      • kimoutre
        June 26, 2011 at 10:35 am

        It’s obviously not Mr. Blue-n-Yellow. You can see his left leg below the red shorts crotch shot guy.

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      • mandizzl howizzl
        June 26, 2011 at 11:20 am

        A “horrible accident victim” cup might make for an interesting conversation starter.. If this seller starts making THAT kind of cup, count me in.

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        • aliceblue
          June 26, 2011 at 12:27 pm

          Are you making fun of headless & torsoless persons?. That is NOT FUNNY. They have as much right to enjoy soccer as you do. How would you feel if your son was a H/T soccer player? Enjoy Hell devils.
          FLOUNCE, FLOUnce, FLounce, flounce….

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        • kimoutre
          June 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm

          I like how your flounce quickly walks away!

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        • aliceblue
          June 26, 2011 at 9:47 pm

          You noticed!! I wondered if anyone would:)

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  5. thecreightonberyl
    June 26, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Only Goalies can use this, since they’re the only ones that can touch the ball with their hands.

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  6. mcfly
    June 26, 2011 at 9:47 am

    My boyfriend says he wants it for his birthday. I picked a real winner, obviously.

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  7. alexisclare
    June 26, 2011 at 9:48 am

    ohmygod. they are sold out. I want one!!!

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  8. WotV
    June 26, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Handpainted by a skillful craftsman? I’d suggest looking up “skillful” and “craftsman”…

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:37 am

      I do not think those words mean what he thinks they mean.

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    • NanaB
      June 26, 2011 at 10:40 am

      somewhere it says there are three different “craftsmen” who might work on the product out there in Thailand… yeah, I’m sure this is original stuff, no mass produced crap here…

      /sarcasm

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      • vinnifera
        June 26, 2011 at 6:59 pm

        And yet even in Thailand I’ll bet they’re wondering who the fuck thought this was a cool mug and why people are buying it.

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  9. bouncylilredhead
    June 26, 2011 at 9:48 am

    That’s some extra special matrix move going on there.

    At first I thought the dude had 3 knees and one of them was going the wrong way. Almost creepier then the nutsack issue.

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  10. abbynormal
    June 26, 2011 at 9:52 am

    does the guy in yellow look like Laurence Fishburnes cowboy curtis from peewee to anyone else or is it the oxycontin i had for lunch.

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    • mingamonga
      June 26, 2011 at 10:28 am

      It’s the Oxycontin, because that is obviously Clarence Williams III in ‘Half Baked.’

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      • killgore trout
        June 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

        no way, it’s obviously muammar gaddafi. it’s the death glare that gives him away…

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  11. agent57
    June 26, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Honestly though, it’s pretty impressive.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:50 am

      C’mon, his package isn’t THAT big.

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  12. aliceblue
    June 26, 2011 at 9:52 am

    I do have to say that the one I linked through to was better both in position and painting. Although it would be difficult not to be worse.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:43 am

      Of their sold ones, I think the Vespas look pretty cool, but the only ones that look actually functional as a coffee cup are the octopus ones. If you’re going to make a sculpture, make a sculpture. Not a poorly-designed mug.

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  13. Pink_Kahuna
    June 26, 2011 at 9:54 am

    This particular one just looks wrong. But i have to say, the other ones actually look pretty good!

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  14. Rowsdower
    June 26, 2011 at 9:56 am

    The awkward shape/angle of the handle looks like it’s 100% intended to get you to spill the contents into your lap. Maybe the nutsack view is a subliminal warning.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

      Wear a cup under your PJ’s?

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    • aliceblue
      June 26, 2011 at 12:32 pm

      I’m also thinking that the dishwasher would “Bobbitize” that mug pretty fast. Imagine having to dig through the diswasher for a prick? Even wosre if it gets into the “works” and you have to call a plubmer to come and get it out.
      “You have a WHAT stuck in your dishwasher?! No ma’m, no way I’m coming out to your place. I’ve got a number for a lady plumber I know, call her.###-####, click.”

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  15. OhMary
    June 26, 2011 at 10:03 am
    • NanaB
      June 26, 2011 at 10:07 am

      If they are reselling for 35.50, they are losing money…

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      • Bronc Drywall
        June 26, 2011 at 10:31 am

        No one said they were a smart re-seller.

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      • hatman
        June 26, 2011 at 10:36 am

        Unless they’re both getting them wholesale, and the Amazon retailer has a bigger markup.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 10:39 am

      That one looks even MORE awkward to hold.

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    • NanaB
      June 26, 2011 at 10:44 am

      wherever Blue Witch is, not here for now. Looks like they also tried artfire but they are gone from there too…for now…

      some of those dogs on amazon don’t look like any of the breds I know.. Boston Terrier indeed… this is the long haired, down eared version….

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  16. Dynomoose
    June 26, 2011 at 10:09 am

    I actually love these mugs. unfortunately, they’re mass-produced.

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  17. Bajingo Bajongo
    June 26, 2011 at 10:16 am

    At first I thought that these were the guy in the yellow jersey’s legs and I spent longer than I care to admit trying to figure out how the hell it was possible to contort your body that way. Then I noticed the balls.

    I’m a walking, talking derp lately.

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  18. scratter
    June 26, 2011 at 10:22 am

    ‘Collectable’

    Like dust?

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  19. DarkSock
    June 26, 2011 at 10:30 am

    This looks like a mug commemorating one of those unfortunate incidents where a pool filter intake inverts a hapless swimmer’s colon three or four feet outside of their body.
    .
    I’ll take a set!

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    • aliceblue
      June 26, 2011 at 12:34 pm

      You may NOT come to my pool party.

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      • kimoutre
        June 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm

        Can I come if I bring Jello shots and cake pops?

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        • aliceblue
          June 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm

          I have a “thing” about jello – don’t like the way it wiggles, but cake pops and no inverted colons will give you access.

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  20. hatman
    June 26, 2011 at 10:34 am

    The concept is actually rather clever. I like it. But the execution leaves something to be desired is problematical and clumsy. Also, on purely practical terms, that handle looks very uncomfortable to hold.

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  21. Monique7500
    June 26, 2011 at 10:58 am

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    • monkeysaydie
      June 26, 2011 at 11:05 am

      Handcrafted nutsack?

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      • kimoutre
        June 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm

        Are those the doggie balls prosthetic?

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  22. monkeysaydie
    June 26, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Here is where they originate from…

    http://www.blue-witch.com

    Anyone else is a reseller.

    Unless you are one of the 3 “original” arteests who creates the “Hand sculpted dog head handle” on the FOOTBALL mug!

    (Doesn’t anyone read what they copy and paste from other sellers shops?)

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    • NanaB
      June 26, 2011 at 11:30 am

      I tried to dig around in their shop.. given that they are closed, its hard to navigate around their “shop”… I didn’t see what they pasted from other seller’s shops, though I did catch (and posted up above somewhere) the 3 artists comment…

      clearly they don’t belong in either of those places. they may not be resellers, but they are not one person handcrafting stuff – appear to be a UK based business with sweatshops in Thailand and elsewhere.

      also did a search for blue witch, but didn’t catch what you did, there was too much crap, links to etsy, links to artfire…I think we all get that they don’t belong here..

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    • hatman
      June 26, 2011 at 11:30 am

      They’ve improved the soccer mug, I see.

      Same artist, same idea, but much less creepy. And slightly less painful to hold the handle.

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  23. Pull My Leg, My Foot's Stuck In My Mouth
    June 26, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Forgive me for this but… I cab not figure out what is going on with the whole image, it’s a weird looking soccer player with a leg that looks broken coming out of a red thing that makes no sense. What is it? Seriously, can someone explain it to me (if you can) Is it a second person with red shorts with a view of the crotch and two legs… I hate me.

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    • kimoutre
      June 26, 2011 at 1:58 pm

      Aw, don’t hate yourself. That IS what it is, so we have the joy of looking directly at his crotch. Just the thing for that morning pick-me-up! Here’s hoping it’s not when you have a hangover.

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    • lemon_bombs
      June 26, 2011 at 2:09 pm

      It’s not you. Artistically, as well as aesthetically, this cup is a piece of poorly-made crap.

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  24. mrFrostee
    June 26, 2011 at 1:14 pm

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    • lemon_bombs
      June 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      Absolutely awesome.

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    • kat
      June 27, 2011 at 8:42 am

      Hey, is it just me, or does beige-robe guy look like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and Michael J. Fox? And the other one is the result of Jon Voigt & Kirk Douglas melding their DNA? Which mating process would you pervs prefer to watch?

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  25. lemon_bombs
    June 26, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    If I want a mug with a athlete’s crotch on it, I want one depicting him after he gets a gnarly hit in the nuts.

    (And don’t tell me about them wearing cups. My mug, my rules!)

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  26. ohhellzno
    June 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Well well well!!!

    Several months ago this etsy seller (had a different seller ID then) made the FP with a deer/antlers mug. I was like…OH HELLZNO that is reseller. So I snooped a bit and found http://www.bluewitchceramics.com/
    Feeling quite the antagonistic bitch I emailed Blue Witch Ceramics, and some guy from Chicago replied that it was his sister-in-law, and she did in fact make the stuff herself.

    Amazing that I reported the original shop and all of a sudden they are back.

    hmm…sips wine.

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    • ohhellzno
      June 26, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      I just found the Convos I sent to this seller, and the reply…oh my.

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      • ohhellzno
        June 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm

        MyEtsyNameHere

        March 20 2011 7:16pm EDT

        Why do you use pictures of mugs that are not made by you? All the mugs you show are widely available on the internet from places like Blue Witch Ceramics.

        Listing: http://www.etsy.com/listing/70402555/help-japan-50-donation-handmade

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        • ohhellzno
          June 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm

          reply from seller will be split in 2 due to excessive wordage.

          Part 1:

          cofeedoglover

          March 21 2011 12:04am EDT

          Hi MissMuffetsTuffet,

          I’m Artist.
          All of the items made are made in my small studio,
          I created and Sculpt and Paint every Mugs that you have seen.
          All of them made by me!

          I sculpt and Paint every Mug piece by piece.
          I’m sincerely, All Mugs made in our studio and we made them.

          You may see our Mugs less and less more
          Because We think we are not suitable with commercial market
          We can’t make in a large quantity in production.
          We are just a small group of people.
          We made Handmade Mug and it not a large quantity.

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        • ohhellzno
          June 26, 2011 at 3:00 pm

          Part DEUX:

          We love ETSY because this venue open for People for Handmade Artist that we love.
          And also we can do something for social.
          Surely, Every piece of my Mug are made from our soul.

          Believe me… Works from some group of people
          We work what we love and money not the answer of all.

          Thank you so much for your interest and following.
          If you have any doubt I will answer for all questions.
          Nice to meet you here :)

          Regards,
          coffeedoglover

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      • ohhellzno
        June 26, 2011 at 2:37 pm

        MissMuffetsTuffet

        March 20 2011 7:16pm EDT

        Why do you use pictures of mugs that are not made by you? All the mugs you show are widely available on the internet from places like Blue Witch Ceramics.

        Listing: http://www.etsy.com/listing/70402555/help-japan-50-donation-handmade

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        • ohhellzno
          June 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

          I will neg myself for the double post…..and for revealing my etsy self, ROFL!

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  27. Snickerdoodle
    June 26, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    I like this one better, probably because it looks like Hitler is about to get kicked in the crotch.

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