Baby Face
- Submitted by Joe
Baby mask by Landon Meier
Available in Happy Baby, Cry Baby and Disgusted Baby
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June 20, 2011 at 10:05 am
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK.
Looks like that trip I had from those bad mushrooms.
June 20, 2011 at 11:35 am
How in fuck is that first one “Happy Baby?”
More like Rabid Baby.
June 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm
It’s not that the mask is inaccurate. It’s that babies (happy or otherwise) are fucking TERRIFYING but most people don’t notice ’cause their maternal instincts block it out.
Put a baby face out of context, though, and BAM – creep-o-rama!
June 20, 2011 at 3:04 pm
And my viewing of this acid trip comes after I found this https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=238292189521588&set=a.208006942550113.64237.205455179471956&type=1&theater in my newsfeed….
June 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm
@nicoengland
…How is that beautiful, incredible or awe-inspiring? I agree with the terrifying comment. Also, why would you want your nude husband to deliver your baby instead of a professional?
June 27, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Oh my…that is exactly what I thought of. He needs a dirty white coat and a panama hat with a bite taken out of the brim. And diamond earrings.
June 20, 2011 at 11:49 am
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE THOSE SCISSORS SO BIG?
June 20, 2011 at 11:57 am
To create terror.
June 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm
I am terrified
June 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
So they can REACH INTO YOUR MIND AND SLICE UP YOUR DREAMS.
And after that, the guy can sodomize you with them.
June 20, 2011 at 2:08 pm
The one with the scissors is a direct image conjured up in my mind of one of the evil characters in the Stephen King book ‘Insomnia’. Appropriate since this picture will give me insomnia tonight.
June 20, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Holy cow! I am reading Insomnia, too. I’m at the part where Lois and Ralph are in the hospital talking to those “Docs.”
June 20, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Insomnia is one of the books I can’t help but re-read periodically. Of course every time I do I end up staying up until 4 am to finish it.
June 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Anyone ever play Clock Tower?
June 20, 2011 at 4:46 pm
So they can cut the smell and change its size.
June 21, 2011 at 7:42 am
Its a throwback to Harpo Marx. duh
June 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm
you think that is bad? See this bad boy in action at 33 seconds here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8
nonetheless the whole video is a bad batch…
June 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I cant thank you enough, I laughed so hard when I watched that
June 20, 2011 at 6:25 pm
THAT is terrifying!! Cannot unsee!!
June 20, 2011 at 7:38 pm
I fucking love that video. I was looking to see if anyone had posted it yet.
June 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm
I want your babies – that was fucking fabulous!!!
February 28, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Okay, after that, I am NEVER sleeping again, thanks!
June 20, 2011 at 10:05 am
Hezus Christ!!! That picture needed to come with a warning label: May make you scream and cause your coworkers to think you are fucking nuts or dying.
June 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
In your co-workers defense, you are reading Regretsy which kinda means you are fucking nuts.
June 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Agreed redmjoel. And besides, given all of the lovely butthurt we witness around here, shouldn’t we be used to this sort of image by now?
June 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
My “friend” decided I needed to see a pic of a teddy bear with dentures. Now I know what to show her in return! Thanks, Regretsy!!
June 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm
You know I had to google that, right? Now I’m sorry.
June 20, 2011 at 2:08 pm
June 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm
For some reason I just can’t stop laughing at that. It looks manic, evil and joyful at the same time.
June 20, 2011 at 9:27 pm
That’s slightly less scary than Teddy Ruxpin.
June 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
Well, that’s the costumes for my horror movie taken care of. Does anyone know where to buy Karo syrup in bulk?
June 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Karo
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/product.cfm/p/1930854/Light-Corn-Syrup.htm
Red food coloring
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/2/CLID/25/Food_Coloring.htm
That’s usually enough for my projects.
June 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm
…and don’t forget a dash of green food coloring mixed in with the red to give it that ‘blood red’ color.
June 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I think I’ll just use the green. I’m making a Vulcan horror film.
June 20, 2011 at 10:17 pm
And instant coffee for clots
June 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
Thank you for not posting this late at night. It’s going to be hard enough going through the day with that image in my head.
And so help me, if I ever come across someone wearing that – I’m going to punch them in the nutsack.
June 20, 2011 at 10:08 am
That’s worse than the lifesize crochet doll my MIL made. Creepyo
June 20, 2011 at 10:20 am
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Who the hell does that???
June 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm
I don’t know, that sounds like it could be cute. I’d do it if I had better crochet skills and patience.
June 20, 2011 at 10:08 am
You people are crazy. This is a product that fills a very real demand. I am going to order the hell out of one of these things, and wear it as a personal safety device.
Hello there, crazy guy on the subway. Oh, I see you would like some change from everyone. Oh what’s that? Don’t want any change from me? Hey great.
Hi again, annoying co-worker. Looking for a chance to talk about your weekend in agonizing detail? I thought not.
Hey baby. It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means. Time for some sweet, sweet lovin’. Let me just get my secret love weapon, Disgusted Baby…you have one too! That’s how I know you’re just right for me.
Aww yeah.
June 20, 2011 at 10:17 am
I want to be just like you when I grow up.
June 20, 2011 at 10:20 am
You can do it now. Under the Disgusted Baby Head, we’re all the same.
June 20, 2011 at 10:24 am
Club Fuckery official uniform?
June 20, 2011 at 10:25 am
I wonder if they make one in weinerdog size.
June 20, 2011 at 10:37 am
While I have no intention of growing up, I echo your admiration. Another use – remember the posts about door to door nuisances? I think that we have an answer!
June 20, 2011 at 10:39 am
“Hello Friend. Have you heard the Good News?”
“No, I haven’t, but let me ask my friend DISGUSTED BABY HEAD!”
June 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
I want to wear this sucker ev’rywhere I please
The guys down in the subway they won’t mess with me (I love it)
My dumb co-workers don’t bug me since I got one
Now that I got this mask I’m having a fuckload of fun
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In here it’s hot, but look what I got
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
My body’s got, the head of a tot
Can’t have my, can’t have my
No you can’t have my baby face
(It’s mine go get your own, buddy)
Can’t have my, can’t have my
No you can’t have my baby face
(My favorite one is “happy”)
Ba-ba-ba- baby face
Ba-ba-baby face
M
June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
Jehova’s Witnesses come knocking at my door
I put this on and they don’t visit me no more (I love it)
No competition when I’m at the DMV
And in the supermarket they don’t cut in front of me
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In here it’s hot, but look what I got
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
My body’s got, the head of a tot…
June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am
Better than the original.
June 20, 2011 at 11:06 am
You get the blame for inspiring it, Rev.
June 20, 2011 at 11:36 am
I would buy it to wear to bed when my husband wants to have sex and try for another baby. Best form of birth control I can think of.
June 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm
My boyfriend’s comment to this was: “But you could just put a paper bag over her head.”
I feel so LUCKY.
June 20, 2011 at 10:09 am
Well, thank you for my daily dose of horror.
Good thing I took my meds last night!
June 20, 2011 at 10:09 am
as much as i don’t like babies, i really love these masks. weird.
June 20, 2011 at 10:39 am
The reason that I don’t care for babies either is that, to me, the mask is what most of them look like.
June 20, 2011 at 10:09 am
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June 20, 2011 at 10:10 am
Holy Jesus on a stick, DO I WANT ONE. It’s my kind of terrifying fun.
June 20, 2011 at 10:10 am
And I thought nothing was creepier than the real Charlie Sheen. I stand corrected.
June 20, 2011 at 11:27 am
I didn’t think it was possible for his eyes to look any more dead, but there ya go.
June 20, 2011 at 2:20 pm
My husband walked in while I was watching the video, stood behind me for about a minute, and said, “Geez, he looks terrible.”
I think that’s a testament to the mask-maker’s skill.
June 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Honestly, I’ve seen recent pictures of Charlie Sheen where he looks worse than that mask.
June 21, 2011 at 7:15 am
He fooled all those people at the conference or whatever he was at….most of them were cheering him and high fiving him like he was the real thing. Hello?? No facial expre- oh wait…..it WAS supposed to be Charlie Sheen…..nevermind.
June 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Now I know what I want to be for halloween….the sheer number of children and adults I could scare in that mask….
June 20, 2011 at 10:10 am
Hey! I think I dated that crying baby guy – just because I wouldn’t put out on the first date. Sheesh…
June 20, 2011 at 10:12 am
Why does this mask require one to be topless or at least have bare shoulders? I admit, I’m not terribly fashion conscious, so if that is a very gauche question, thumb me down. I’m just wondering if you can rock it with a v-neck or a peter pan collar.
June 20, 2011 at 10:15 am
Actually, I think it would be just as effective in every day clothing. A suit jacket would probably be particularly effective.
June 20, 2011 at 10:16 am
It goes well with a ruffled collar and ric-rac collar as well.
June 20, 2011 at 10:24 am
What about, say, a Lady Gaga meat dress? I do not have the photoshop skill to make this happen in my artistic abilities, but I’ll fall deeply in love with anyone who can.
June 20, 2011 at 10:30 am
Only if you use the crying baby face with the Lady Gaga meat dress and some of those really bitchin’ see-thru shoes with cool shit inside.
June 20, 2011 at 12:11 pm
She was born this way, baby.
June 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
I can’t figure out how to put the picture in the comments, but here you go tiny giraffe:
http://flickr.com/gp/64341981@N08/X67Vib
June 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm
WOOOO! My boyfriend is going to be either devastated or thrilled that I now have to marry you, HBetabel (depending on whether or not you’ll still let me sleep with and/or cook for him.)
June 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm
HBetabel, if you make the picture unrestricted, you can get its URL (you’ll want the .jpg for the medium size).
First, highlight and copy the img src code listed below the comment window. Don’t forget the pointy brackets.
Then paste the image URL between the “” in the code. Preview to check, then post.
June 20, 2011 at 10:40 am
Just count your blessings that he didn’t decide to rock it with a giant baby diaper, pacifier and bonnet.
June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
Apparently you didn’t follow <a href=this link.
Congratulations on your impending nightmares.
June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am
Comment fail. I posted down below successfully, so I guess that’s what matters. To me anyway
June 20, 2011 at 10:13 am
That Charlie Sheen mask looks like Charlie Sheen doing a Michael J. Fox impersonation. Or the love child of the two of them. Or Alex P. Keaton going as Charlie Sheen for Halloween. Fuck. I really need to stop this train wreck of thought.
June 20, 2011 at 10:13 am
That Charlie Sheen mask is amazing! It is made even better because sizing it up so it is big enough to actually wear as a mask puts it just out of scale.
June 20, 2011 at 11:33 am
It makes me think of Charlie Sheen if he were a hobbit. Oh, no, I just remembered what it’s like. It’s like Boggle from the Labyrinth.
June 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm
HOG-gle. X(
(I’m not being condescending to you…I’m trying to simultaneously gently correct you and reference all the times in the movie when Bowie called Hoggle by the wrong name and Hoggle corrected him an an annoyed voice. Just so you know).
June 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I completely understand this confusion, since Charlie Sheen himself looks like a giant bobble-head, and this mask only emphasizes that. Adonis DNA will do that to a guy when mixed with alcohol and an overdose of cooze.
June 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
I’ve seen these before! My boyfriend and I really wanted one (we have quite a few questionable masks) but these were, like, $200 a pop! How am I supposed to afford to alienate others at prices like that?
June 20, 2011 at 10:46 am
I think whatever they are charging for these things, it is not anywhere near what they are worth. You can’t put a price on LEAVE ME ALONE, in my experience.
June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am
What drug will help me recover from seeing these?
June 20, 2011 at 11:04 am
Trinessa.
June 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
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June 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
The video of the baby family walking down the street is pretty hilarious. Although, I would probably react the same way, a mixture of curiosity and terror.
June 20, 2011 at 10:16 am
hmm, it didn’t like my embed code, so here’s the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4
June 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm
It’s even more hilarious because the street they’re walking down (16th Street Mall) is a huge tourist draw…
If the demon-horse greeting them at DIA wasn’t enough, I’m sure that this gave these poor people serious nightmares about Denver…
June 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
The Ally McBeal baby has been working out.
June 20, 2011 at 10:34 am
It’s all that dancing! Shake that diaper butt, baby got BACK!
June 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
does babyheadman not own any shirts?
June 20, 2011 at 10:16 am
This reminds me of the Mueck exhibition I went to. Creeeeeppppyyyy stuff.
June 20, 2011 at 10:24 am
Maskfest? Maskfest??
Fandoms are getting waaaay too specialized.
I liked it better when everyone got together at SF cons – you didn’t have to commit to a specific fandom – it was a smorgasbord of fandoms, and you could take a nibble from each.
June 20, 2011 at 10:36 am
Once at a Pride festival I actually got an invitation leaflet once to peruse a magazine (sorry, ‘zine) dedicated to numerous topics, among them “Spectacle Culture”.
There’s a culture for people who wear glasses? I guess I’m part of the skeptical culture.
June 20, 2011 at 10:42 am
I read that as “speculum culture”, and thought, “That’s not unusual. I’ve seen that before.”
Then I realized that it was “spectacle”, and that I spend way too much time in questionable places online if my mind went the other route first.
June 20, 2011 at 11:00 am
There’s antibiotics for speculum culture.
June 20, 2011 at 11:08 am
I’ve got nothing against specialized fandoms (says the person who’s been to three Firefly/Serenity cons). I’ve also got nothing against fetishes (although I don’t have many and have yet to go to a convention for one!).
What unnerves me are the gatherings where you can’t tell (without being a part of the target market) whether it’s some fandom you’ve never heard of or a fetish.
Spectacle Culture? Are you all about rockin’ the specs, or are you sticking your penis in them? Either way is cool with me, but the ambiguity is disturbing.
June 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Yeah, you kinda want to know whether you’re hanging out with fellow fans, or providing inadvertent wank fodder.
June 20, 2011 at 2:25 pm
At MOST conventions, isn’t there a fair amount of both?
June 20, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Steampunk me harder?
June 20, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Not really. A sci-fi con is more about cerebral wanking than the sexual variety.
June 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Klingons run the bar/lounge at FurCon.
June 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Google Keds Fetish. I dare you.
June 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Damnit, I wish I hadn’t done that.
750,000 results? I guess Rule 34 is true.
June 22, 2011 at 4:31 am
I just found out that Maskfest is in Indianapolis (my hometown.)
Makes sense. Makes the corn look purtier with those masks on ‘em. (Which led to the thought, “You shore do got a purty ear on ya.”)
June 20, 2011 at 10:25 am
Aha! The baby masks remind me of the aliens from “Alien Nation”. I can’t believe it took me 5 minutes to remember it. Damn you, old age and pain meds!
June 20, 2011 at 10:47 am
They remind me of those creepy “reborn” babies – if they actually came alive. Downright demonic; let me grab my Lego rosary to keep them back.
June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am
I thought the same thing. Gag!
June 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Indeed. I just rewatched that series because I have it on DVD (I found it at a yard sale for 2 bucks). It was pretty stupid.
June 20, 2011 at 10:25 am
Disturbing, but not as disturbing as this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6514272/babys-face
June 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
OK, guess I’m going to either hell or the psych ward, but I thought it was hysterical. All those damn commercials showing 33 years olds trying to “lose 10 years” make me want to punch the T.V. This is a wonderful comeback to the obsessive youthinizing of aging.
June 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm
“youthinizing”
I see what you did there.
Yeah, seriously. I should lose 10 years so I can fulfill some scumbag’s jailbait fantasies? Fuck you.
(Okay, I’m not THAT young)
June 20, 2011 at 10:28 am
Mother of pearl, I actually jumped when I saw that. Horrifying!
June 20, 2011 at 10:28 am
OH GOD I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING
AAAAHHHHH!
June 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
I saw the Charlie Sheen one a few weeks ago and I had to wonder if some of the people actually thought they were seeing the real Charlie Sheen… at least, at first.
June 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm
You can stop wondering now. *hangs head in shame*
June 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
i really want the charlie sheen mask. so wrong, yet so right.
June 20, 2011 at 10:33 am
Happy baby looks enraged. Not so happy.
It’s nice to see HK up and about, or at least typing, after her surgery!
June 20, 2011 at 10:36 am
Or Bronc has made a mask out of her face, and is pretending to be her, and this is his subtle cry for help.
June 20, 2011 at 11:02 am
Yes, glad you’re feeling better, April.
June 20, 2011 at 10:37 am
Mission Impossible will never be the same, now that these exist in the real world.
June 20, 2011 at 10:41 am
Grandma <3's her little baby…
Is it just me, or is he sliding in a giant bajingo?
June 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
Also,this is taking Adult Baby fetishism to a whole other dimension I don’t know that the world is ready for…
June 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
I hope you realize how effing scary this is for a pregnant woman! holy hell.
June 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
Yeah, I shrieked like a startled chimpanzee. Thanks for my daily dose of SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OH MY GOD EVERYBODY RUN!
June 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
Call me nuts but I want the guy to make me a Gary Busey mask Just so I can sit out in front with my plastic, pink flamingoes as sort of a welcome for the HOA fuckers.
June 20, 2011 at 11:49 am
I was just about to post “at least there isn’t a Busey mask..”
June 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm
That would be amazing.
June 20, 2011 at 10:55 am
His portfolio is actually quite impressive. I wasn’t really all that horrified by the babies and I get why he had them modeled with shirtless guy. I think I’ve gotten used to opening the Regretsy home page…. ever since ass-squirting paint guy. I have become desensitized.
June 20, 2011 at 11:23 am
What horrifies me is the fact that ass-squirting-paint-guy was not one of the more revolting sights I’d been exposed to on regretsy. You’d think a naked guy shooting purple paint out of his ass would have elicited a stronger reaction, but I pretty much shrugged and thanked Cupcake that he was well groomed.
June 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Oh I know what you mean with that – and I am so in love with your name.
June 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Yes… it helped soften the OMGWTF blow that he was hot.
June 20, 2011 at 11:04 am
I’m going pop out of a client’s server room with this on and scare the deep-fried bejesus out of someone by chasing them down the hall screaming “DADDY!!!!!” (even if they’re female).
June 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Good lord, I snorted. I’m seeing this with a lasso made from cables.
June 20, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Perfect!
June 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm
I’m adding “deep-fried bejesus” to my vocabulary now.
June 20, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I may have to trademark that…
June 20, 2011 at 11:06 am
JESUS H FUCK I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
June 20, 2011 at 11:16 am
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June 20, 2011 at 11:23 am
Wow, I thought this whole post was a heaping dose of disturbingly awesome!!! And the Charlie Sheen mask-dude gets sky-high extra points for having such a GREAT TIME wearing that thing. I just hope that no guy I date pulls out one of those baby masks and want EITHER OF US to wear it during “alone time.” Yikers!
June 20, 2011 at 11:58 am
I am voting down purely because you said “yikers” and I felt like you were temporarily possessed by some sort of Rachel Ray demon.
June 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Does she say that? (She scares me so I don’t watch her). I was thinking Shaggy on Scooby Doo.
June 20, 2011 at 8:22 pm
That would be “Like, Zionks!” wouldn’t it?
June 20, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Bah. “Zoinks.” Doubletap phone keyboards are the bane of my grammatical existence.
June 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm
I never even watch her! rofl I’ll be careful not to say THAT anymore! lol I guess I deserve that downvote!
June 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
True story: I’ve seen her only once and I couldn’t unsee that. My family is cruel and gave me like 5 Rachel Ray cookbooks for Christmas one year when I got my new apartment. I considered disowning them for that.
June 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm
@ Goldicocks: Want someone to take them off your hands? I can boil water, I can make toast, but the truth is I can’t cook my way out of a box of Pop-Tarts.
(Okay, maybe I exaggerate, but I’m not even Level 2 yet.)
June 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Can I just say one thing about/to Rachel Ray? If you must explain an acronym EVERY TIME YOU USE IT, then it is NOT USEFUL. Stuff your “E.V.O.O. Extra-virgin Olive Oil”.
June 20, 2011 at 11:56 am
You guys have to see this Aphex Twin video. Excellent/hilarious/creepy use of masks! I thought of it the minute I read the post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg (skip to 1:16 to get to the good stuff).
June 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Wait, this one seems like higher quality. But you gotta skip the first five minutes of pointless blathering: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoJeiRVnlu8
June 20, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Pointless blathering?! Blasphemy! It’s delightful to watch those testosterone-poisoned simple-ass ne’er-do-wells get shut down and refuse to take responsibility for their own epic fail.
The corollary message, that filthy amounts of money conquer all, isn’t one I agree with so much.
June 21, 2011 at 1:16 am
I feel like it was only partly the money that attracted those ladies. The other part was the guy’s stylin’ dance moves!
It’s delightful to me when someone gets smacked down in a concise and articulate way. Watching those girls shriek like harpies, not so much. We’ll have to agree to disagree!
June 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Want a freaky Aphex Twin video? This is the one you need: http://youtu.be/5Az_7U0-cK0
Fun trivia: Parts of ‘Clockwork Orange’ were filmed in the same building.
June 20, 2011 at 11:59 am
I’m holdin’ out for ‘Shitty Diaper Baby’.
June 20, 2011 at 12:07 pm
This brings to mind Sloth from The Goonies, for some reason.
June 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm
What babyface is wearing under those jeans:
June 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I don’t know what I’ve just seen right there, but I know I want to un-see it.
June 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm
I second that emotion. And third and fourth it, as well.
June 20, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I’ll fifth it before I go claw my eyes out in pain
June 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Remember this guy?
SAME “ARTIST”. His website is fun for a little eye/soul rape. He is like the Rule 34 of the art world.
June 21, 2011 at 9:10 pm
Am the only one seeing a face in the belly paint?
June 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm
After many failed attempts to post this, here is something I made in my artistic ability for tiny giraffe.
June 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm
It’s so magical. She even has creepy baby foot positioning.
June 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Didn’t we get enough of Chuckie in the 80′s? Now THIS?
The guy is a master at his craft- the attention to detail and the realism make me wonder if he’s not charging enough for his masks.
June 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8
This will haunt even your most pleasant dreams.
June 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I was going to post this! The whole thing is nightmare fodder.
June 20, 2011 at 2:34 pm
AhhhHHHhhhHHHhhHHHhH..spppssst. *dies*
June 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm
I sent that link to my daughter, who is trying to get pregnant.
June 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Okay, that was HILARIOUSLY fucked up. So avant-garde.
June 20, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Thank you for the nightmares! I truly appreciate that! Off to get another beer! I knew there was a reason I stocked up…
June 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm
SO stoked to see that, via this vid, Spouse and I made it onto Regretsy without having to produce some god-aweful bullshit for Etsy first! We’re all over the place in the background. Had a great time Horrorhound Weekend!
June 22, 2011 at 4:17 am
In Indy?
June 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm
What the everloving shit?! I am going to have nightmares for a month.
June 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Landon is one of my fb aquaintances. I posted the link on his wall.
June 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Booji Boy looks a bit older, but I can’t be the only spud here that thought of him, can I?
June 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm
HK, ask your physical therapy team about using this as motivation for their running programs.
June 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I gaves you a thumbs up just for your user name.
June 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Thank you! I actually had a friend ask me if I was. My mom flatly denies it, however. Yes, I truly did ask.
June 21, 2011 at 1:28 am
My own son… He was impossible to “train” He’s 11 now and so I wont belabor this… let’s just say, it wasn’t pretty. (He was able to go to the pot on his own before he was 4… it was the hardest thing I ever had to train anything to do… And I’ve trained Jack Russell Terriers to sit and stay.)
June 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm
this baby looks so much like Gollum…
June 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Excellent! I kinda want these to protect my anonymity on the amateur porn tube sites…
June 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm
I almost peed myself when I saw these. And then I saw that they are $250 EACH plus shipping and I really did pee myself.
June 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm
I see your creepy baby mask and raise you creepy video including baby mask.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8&feature=share
June 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm
i registered solely to post this video. curse you kitty prawwwwnnnn
June 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Wow, I lived in Denver for almost eight years – I can’t believe I never saw that family of babyfaces in the second photo walking up and down the 16th St. Mall before!!!
June 20, 2011 at 6:47 pm
This – Man Babies – is similar and just as creepy, if not more. The pictures are of a guy with a baby. Guy gets baby face and baby gets guy’s face.
June 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm
There was a creeper at the horror convention I went to that wore that mask with a toy weapon and a tee that said “Got milk?” After the costume contest, he was walking around with a different “Got (insert something else here)?” shirts and his real face was fucking scarier than the baby face.
June 20, 2011 at 9:33 pm
A bunch of people on Fetlife got their PVC panties in a knot over this mask.
June 21, 2011 at 3:05 am
I was at the HorrorHound con that video’s from. That guy got soooo many double-takes on the Sheen mask! I first saw him with it sitting in the hotel bar, and I looked 2 or 3 times, thinking “Oh, nothing good can come from this…”. It was then that I questioned why I’d started drinking at 11am. o_O
June 21, 2011 at 9:25 am
Looks as butt-heads
June 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
If I could afford a few of these, they would totally be the centerpiece of the family Mardi Gras costumes next year!
June 24, 2011 at 6:53 pm
ugh…..that looks like a nightmare i once had.
did the people in the charlie sheen mask video think it was him? they seem too eager to pose. didn’t they realize his head was like a balloon.
February 9, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Coincidentally, I myself am now available in Cry Baby, Disgusted Baby, and Pantswettingly Terrified Baby.