I avoided all the Royal Wedding hoopla as best as I could…except for the wonderful fuckery posted on here about it of course. Is that for real what she wore on her head?
I much prefer the original Grinch, but Beatirce looks so like an older version of the actress in the movie. href=’http://cheezburger.com/aliLongworth/lolz/View/4884473088′>
$175 for a piece of felt with a heart cut out of it? How strict are child labor laws? My 4 year old could make that. It’s about time he started earning his keep.
The other day I was watching She-Ra on Netflix. Don’t judge. Anyway, I started thinking. Prince Adam…he’s a bit…I mean, purple tights. I know it was the 80′s an all, but purple tights and a furry banana hammock. I think Teela was his beard.
Please don’t thumbsdown me…I haven’t been here for a week or so and want to know if the Members Only passwords stop working after a set period of time now.
Because I have too massive a headache to be snarky right now, the day after the passwords become cf4l. That’s the only freebie you get.
No wait, I lied.
Don’t ever preface a comment with “please don’t thumbsdown me,” because that’s a surefire way to guarantee it’ll happen. Because as soon as I click reply, I’m thumbsdownin’ you.
Perhaps it’s because this is on a little kid, but I think this is super cute. It could also be because it is sort of reminiscent of Max in Where the Wild Things Are.
There’s just something about this product that makes me want to test it out as a layering item during the lovely Wisconsin winters. Though I would certainly be making this myself.
My toque “with ear flaps” and scarf only cover so much of my face.
Anyway, how did the Startrek actors keep from corpsing the whole time they were in these costumes? The guy in purple looks like he can barely keep a straight face.
What a weird coincidence! I was channel surfing earlier today and ran across the episode of Buck Rogers that introduced Hawk and then later he shows up on Regretsy.
AAHHH GOD this one is legitimately horrifying when you’re just scrolling down the screen! I think it’s because the face looks trapped in the hood and also there is no mouth opening, just a red jam smear.
This looks like the centerpiece of somebody’s Rule-34-proving “Little Big Planet Horror Cinema bondage fanfic come to life as cuddly plush toys for your gratification” Etsy collection.
Honey, I could make you a hat like that in an afternoon and even put a beak on it. All that thing requires is wool, soap, and hot water. I’ll even use my boobs to felt it.
This would be perfect for my 7 year old, who adores eagles and pretends to be an eagle. I think that’s the best use of it. But not at fucking $175!! But, hmmm….a little white felt….I think I have his Halloween costume planned out. Or does the artist have this copyrighted??
June 18, 2011 at 4:35 pm
June 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful eagle in the room. (In the whole wide room, ooh.)
June 18, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Eagle vs Shark
I watched this in NZ!
June 18, 2011 at 4:57 pm
I got it through Netflix in the US! Loooooooves me some Jemaine.
June 18, 2011 at 5:25 pm
I thought I recognized that pouty face. Jemaine Clement cracks me up!
June 18, 2011 at 5:55 pm
see, it was originally going to be a shark hat, until the artisan realized that eagles are slightly better.
June 18, 2011 at 11:55 pm
I’ve been drinking and working and looking at Regretsy, now this. What.
June 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm
That is the stupidest fucking hat I’ve ever seen.
June 18, 2011 at 7:07 pm
June 18, 2011 at 8:04 pm
And now we know where the chicken mask belongs!
June 19, 2011 at 4:47 am
“Listen, you turkey: Nobody calls me chicken.” – Marty McFly, crying fowl.
June 19, 2011 at 6:22 am
Yeah, this might be stupider.
June 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm
June 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm
June 19, 2011 at 2:54 am
June 18, 2011 at 8:26 pm
I avoided all the Royal Wedding hoopla as best as I could…except for the wonderful fuckery posted on here about it of course. Is that for real what she wore on her head?
June 18, 2011 at 8:28 pm
This is a reply to the first picture by the way. I do realize she didn’t have a live cat on her head.
June 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Yep. Technically it’s classed as a “fascinator” which is appropriate as it’s definitely…fascinating.
For me it stole the show. And I wasn’t even watching the show.
June 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Side note: cat teleportation abilities can make any hat a winner.
June 19, 2011 at 8:09 am
I much prefer the original Grinch, but Beatirce looks so like an older version of the actress in the movie. href=’http://cheezburger.com/aliLongworth/lolz/View/4884473088′>
June 19, 2011 at 12:35 am
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June 19, 2011 at 2:28 am
And to think, THAT wasn’t photoshopped on.
June 19, 2011 at 6:39 am
June 19, 2011 at 12:44 am
you know, I’ve just spent the past two hours searching Etsy for a stupider hat. I found many, many stupid hats including this one:
and this one:
but I think that I agree. That is, perhaps, the stupidest hat ever.
June 18, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Only $175 to look like a walking tampon. Now thats a good deal!
June 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Had not seen that at firt but went back and now want a full length pic to see if she has a long string attached to the back of her waistband.
June 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm
It’s not as good as tampax but its up there.
June 18, 2011 at 5:13 pm
It can’t be up there if we can still see it.
June 18, 2011 at 4:42 pm
$175 for a piece of felt with a heart cut out of it? How strict are child labor laws? My 4 year old could make that. It’s about time he started earning his keep.
June 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
the hair just makes it that extra bit worse
June 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm
I was worried at first that the hair came with the hat.
June 18, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Wait, the hair doesn’t come with the hat? BLAST. That’s a wasted $175. How can I cancel my order?
June 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Paging Isabella Rossellini.
June 18, 2011 at 5:14 pm
I think Green Porno could do a better job with less…
June 18, 2011 at 7:08 pm
You beat me to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E
June 19, 2011 at 12:38 am
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or discombobulate the phallus.
June 19, 2011 at 6:54 am
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IT’S THE MOST AMAZING THIS I’VE EVER SEEN.
June 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm
“…is a hat of felted wool and belongs to the Arvis series.” NO! It is a fleece remnant and belongs to the Dumpster series.
June 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm
All I know is that the model is strikingly pretty.
Is it odd that I would notice that and not the hat? Has Regretsy so jaded me?
Surely not.
June 18, 2011 at 10:57 pm
No, I noticed that first. I envy her hair. Mine’s shorter and full of frizz and split ends.
June 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Threesome. Let’s make it happen.
June 18, 2011 at 5:17 pm
That was directly where my mind went to. What can I say… I’m a child of the 80′s.
June 18, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Hell, I was born in the 90s.. what’s my excuse?
June 18, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Cartoon Network?
June 19, 2011 at 4:50 am
That cartoon is eternial.
June 18, 2011 at 6:26 pm
That’s what popped into my head, too.
The other day I was watching She-Ra on Netflix. Don’t judge. Anyway, I started thinking. Prince Adam…he’s a bit…I mean, purple tights. I know it was the 80′s an all, but purple tights and a furry banana hammock. I think Teela was his beard.
June 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Oh please-everyone knows he and Man at Arms were getting it on.
June 18, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Not amused.
June 18, 2011 at 5:13 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 5:14 pm
http://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI
June 18, 2011 at 5:14 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 5:18 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Because I have too massive a headache to be snarky right now, the day after the passwords become cf4l. That’s the only freebie you get.
No wait, I lied.
Don’t ever preface a comment with “please don’t thumbsdown me,” because that’s a surefire way to guarantee it’ll happen. Because as soon as I click reply, I’m thumbsdownin’ you.
June 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Thank you.
And knew I was setting myself up with that as soon as I typed it. At least you answered me after thumbing me down.
June 18, 2011 at 9:07 pm
June 18, 2011 at 5:29 pm
if only there were an FAQ section that might answer such questions. Oh, wait: http://www.regretsy.com/faq/
June 18, 2011 at 5:37 pm
That was quite helpful. Thank you.
June 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 5:57 pm
..or not. sometimes if someone else shifts the focus off of you, you are saved!
June 19, 2011 at 6:25 am
Your userpic is perfect.
June 19, 2011 at 8:37 am
I thought that was quite an effective entry actually. Don’t go changing your name now, or it’ll all be for nought!
June 19, 2011 at 6:07 pm
yeah, the name change suggestion was meant to be tongue in cheek humor…or a clever ruse so I could change to WryTailedFuckery.
neither worked, alas…
June 18, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Don’t worry, this is just a VERY touchy subject. Hang in and you’ll be snarking along with the rest of us.
June 18, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Put a Bird on you!
June 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Why not just get the entire outfit? Not any worse looking and a lot more useful.
June 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Perhaps it’s because this is on a little kid, but I think this is super cute. It could also be because it is sort of reminiscent of Max in Where the Wild Things Are.
June 18, 2011 at 6:22 pm
I agree. I also think its cute. It could also be the kids facial expression or the fact that I am reminded of Where the wild things are.
June 18, 2011 at 10:13 pm
There are actually adult versions but there were no pics in “bald eagle white.” Search Snuggie in the Regretsy serach box.
June 18, 2011 at 5:30 pm
There’s just something about this product that makes me want to test it out as a layering item during the lovely Wisconsin winters. Though I would certainly be making this myself.
My toque “with ear flaps” and scarf only cover so much of my face.
June 18, 2011 at 5:41 pm
That’s what a balaclava is for!
That, and robbing banks.
June 18, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Every time I see “balaclava,” I translate it as “baklava” and imagine pastry-hooded robbers.
June 19, 2011 at 12:42 pm
I see “baklava” as well.
I’m thinking this would be a slightly lighter layer than a balaclava
June 18, 2011 at 5:45 pm
she does not look happy to me.. but I can’t blame her.
June 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm
My mind went straight to Star Trek.
…actually, I think they got the rest of their uniforms off Etsy too.
June 18, 2011 at 5:53 pm
I had forgotten that episode!! That is fabulous!
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June 18, 2011 at 5:55 pm
I am being stalked by random letters again, I see. I notice it only happens when Bronc is in charge.
*shifty eyes toward Bronc Drywall*
June 19, 2011 at 12:44 am
Looks like he punched your ticket.
June 19, 2011 at 1:45 am
I know nothing.
June 19, 2011 at 8:40 am
Ah well, they do say recognising the problem is the first step towards improvment…
June 18, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Anyway, how did the Startrek actors keep from corpsing the whole time they were in these costumes? The guy in purple looks like he can barely keep a straight face.
June 19, 2011 at 3:44 am
Planet of the Remnants: When Costume Budgets Run Dry.
I can just picture the fighting over who got the bit of upholstery fringe.
June 18, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Some seriously hairy tits.
June 18, 2011 at 6:31 pm
This was a much better use of my Saturday night than writing that paper that’s due on Tuesday.
June 18, 2011 at 7:47 pm
I’m also avoiding writing a paper due on Tuesday. Maybe I can change my topic to “How To Procrastinate: Spending Way Too Much Time on Regretsy.
June 19, 2011 at 1:48 am
You could always invite Regretsy to write it for you. That turned out fabulously last time.
June 19, 2011 at 3:09 am
Regretsy charged me $1,000 to write my term paper and just gave me some pages torn out of a used copy of War and Peace.
June 19, 2011 at 3:06 am
I think I could write a book on that topic!
June 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm
What a weird coincidence! I was channel surfing earlier today and ran across the episode of Buck Rogers that introduced Hawk and then later he shows up on Regretsy.
June 18, 2011 at 6:56 pm
It’s a slight stretch, but…maybe this is a product of watching too much Game of Thrones.
June 18, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Technical diff-i-culties…just a moment…
June 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm
June 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm
June 18, 2011 at 10:38 pm
AAHHH GOD this one is legitimately horrifying when you’re just scrolling down the screen! I think it’s because the face looks trapped in the hood and also there is no mouth opening, just a red jam smear.
June 19, 2011 at 1:53 am
WTFCREEPY.
This looks like the centerpiece of somebody’s Rule-34-proving “Little Big Planet Horror Cinema bondage fanfic come to life as cuddly plush toys for your gratification” Etsy collection.
No? Just me then?
Crawling back under my rock now.
June 19, 2011 at 6:27 am
It’s from some previous fuckery, a stuffed MJ doll. Which is legit creepy.
June 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm
June 18, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Well, that’s just silly he doesn’t even fi… ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
June 18, 2011 at 7:15 pm
June 18, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I thought of this chick Maya from Space 1999
June 19, 2011 at 1:44 am
Looks like moonstr, only not as hirsute.
June 18, 2011 at 8:12 pm
I still want one of those blankets.
June 18, 2011 at 8:34 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Honey, I could make you a hat like that in an afternoon and even put a beak on it. All that thing requires is wool, soap, and hot water. I’ll even use my boobs to felt it.
June 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Well, I guess we can see how you got your name.
June 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
Not Kidding! Here’s one of my goofy offerings.
June 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Her hair makes her chest look way hairy, too.
June 19, 2011 at 3:23 am
June 19, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Don’t worry, be happy now…
♫ Doooo Do do do do do do do do do do do…
do do do do do do do
do dodo do do…♫
June 19, 2011 at 5:36 am
I don’t think I can beat Bronc’s effort, but:
June 19, 2011 at 5:39 am
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June 19, 2011 at 6:43 am
June 19, 2011 at 7:05 am
This would be perfect for my 7 year old, who adores eagles and pretends to be an eagle. I think that’s the best use of it. But not at fucking $175!! But, hmmm….a little white felt….I think I have his Halloween costume planned out. Or does the artist have this copyrighted??
June 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
Perfect for semi-annual birdwatchers of America meetings.
June 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
couldn’t we just make this out of toilet paper and glue ? it would be far cheaper
June 20, 2011 at 10:08 pm
It must be Eagle Man!
I’m guessing I’m the only native Chicagoan here because it seems no one else has mentioned Eagle Man:
June 20, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Oops, link did not work…
Worst commercial ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI&feature=related