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June 18, 2011 at 9:34 am
My baby projectile vomited on the floorboards, and I couldn’t clean it up. Might as well make the best of it.
June 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
Looks like a dog ate too much grass and then started dragging its butt around the floor.
June 18, 2011 at 9:40 am
great minds
our posts must have passed in the
interwebzinternetJune 18, 2011 at 9:43 am
LMFAO I was thinking the same thing.
June 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
Who knew pet ownership could be so lucrative? I certainly didn’t until Etsy…
June 18, 2011 at 9:47 am
That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it.
June 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
Funny you should mention that, I came home to a carpet that looks exactly like this the other day after my puppy had the runs. I was going to pay $50 to rent a steam cleaner, but maybe I’ll just sell it on etsy instead!
Maybe I should cover my floor in canvas instead, so that I can more easily take advantage of my dog dragging his butt in his artistic ability.
June 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm
That’s TEXTILE artwork: “it has depth and volume that I simply can’t find the words to desribe.”
And you can sell small pieces or large pieces…yes, Mcfly, you CAN change the size of the smell!
June 18, 2011 at 9:55 am
and it looks like they strained a bit too hard, at the end there..poor puppy
June 18, 2011 at 10:33 am
My thoughts exactly, both this time and last year.
June 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm
srs moment here:
It is a plank of wood that was first painted puke green, then painted white, then sanded down so that the green and brown of the wood show through.
It’s still not worth $170.
June 18, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Looks like the artist ate too much grass and started dragging his butt on the floor.
June 24, 2011 at 10:00 am
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking!
June 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
i can take the title of “starving artist,” but when i can’t even afford toilet paper anymore, it may be time to move back in with my parents.
June 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
My shih tzu has the shihtzus.
June 18, 2011 at 9:42 am
I want money for no work, you have money and are pretentious.
June 18, 2011 at 9:43 am
It says:
and if you are hungry I can prepare a gourmet meal for you from my garbage.
June 18, 2011 at 9:44 am
I ran out of toilet paper.
June 18, 2011 at 9:44 am
THAT is what my windshield looked like by the time I got to work last night.
June 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
Drawing, color theory, composition and talent are overrated. Look what I can sell for $170!
June 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
June 18, 2011 at 9:57 am
Great minds!
June 18, 2011 at 9:59 am
Oops, that was supposed to be a reply to a post above. Derp.
June 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
I had a grass cutting accident and decided to make the most of it.
June 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
I’m going with skinned knees and grass stains.
June 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
This was once a REALLY big spider.
June 18, 2011 at 6:17 pm
June 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
Definitely poop.
June 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
June 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
I own several geese..
June 18, 2011 at 10:26 am
Good God Goose Grease…
June 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
I think it’s saying “I slid into home.”
June 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
Keep me on my side so I look like less of a drip…
June 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
I sat on top of this canvas and just let it ooze out. This is art! This is me expressing myself!
June 18, 2011 at 10:21 am
self expression, just another name for shit…
June 18, 2011 at 10:51 am
***psst! Passing you a tampon.***
June 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
And to think, all of those irritable bowel moments were wasted…for free! I could have been selling those ingenious poos for $170 a flush! Sheesh!
(oooh myyy…it was sold…can you imagine the kind of room it would be displayed in? Proctology office perhaps?)
June 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
It’s upside down.
June 18, 2011 at 9:55 am
Wow. This art spoke to me in soooo many ways.
So MANY ways
June 18, 2011 at 9:57 am
TOO MUCH SUSHI!!!
June 18, 2011 at 10:04 am
Because I’m a Photoshop retard, this comes to you via Paint:
June 18, 2011 at 10:07 am
Ahhhh that’s so perfect!
June 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Does Era still do that commercial? Wait, I’m not sure Era is still on the market…so, this is vintage-inspired!
June 18, 2011 at 10:05 am
My bajingo was broken, so I decided to use my asshole… er… crafthole…
June 18, 2011 at 10:37 am
I used MS Paint. And yes, it’s COMIC SANS! Don’t judge!
June 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
Sweetheart, you are in the wrong Romper Room to tell people, “Don’t Judge!” That’s what we do here. It’s part of the point.
Also, Comic Sans is the most shit font EVER.
June 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Ooooh…my nipples are hard just thinking about the cane whipping I’m gonna get over my use of Papyrus…
June 18, 2011 at 11:20 pm
I know this! That’s why I come around you fat jealous losers… And Comic Sans was a shitty font choice for a shitty painting…
It was all intentional…
June 18, 2011 at 10:07 am
June 18, 2011 at 10:08 am
I hope ANGIECOOKSMITH bought this as a gift for a dear friend. And I hope that dear friend punched her in the face several times.
June 18, 2011 at 10:22 am
Oh, I think she bought it because her dear friend is the seller (I couldn’t bring myself to type “artist”) and now forever she has to hang it when they come over. So she’s debating not having them over anymore.
June 18, 2011 at 10:22 am
I think I would have paid extra NOT to have my name mentioned in the listing
June 18, 2011 at 10:18 am
Tonight, I’m going to take a hair-ball from my cat, flatten it, and call it a coaster. I can feel my wallet getting fatter by the second…
June 18, 2011 at 10:18 am
“I’m gonna shit on a board and call it art. And you’re gonna like it, goddammit!”
June 18, 2011 at 10:22 am
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ts85L.jpg[/IMG]
June 18, 2011 at 10:23 am
dangit. i meant
June 18, 2011 at 10:26 am
Damn it, the dogs been rubbing his ass on the floor again!
June 18, 2011 at 10:28 am
Curse this damn wheatgrass diet, flaring up my haemorrhoids!
Last time I buy off-brand Depends.
June 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
Please stop leaving me against the toilet on taco Tuesdays…
June 18, 2011 at 10:32 am
More likely bacterial than viral.
June 18, 2011 at 10:38 am
Could be barnwood so how about “a chicken shat here.”
June 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm
I thought it looked like barn wood, too.
June 18, 2011 at 10:38 am
June 18, 2011 at 10:40 am
my virginal posting of a picture didn’t work out so well
June 18, 2011 at 10:39 am
June 18, 2011 at 10:41 am
“Good job, honey, but next rme lat Mama check to see if you wiped well enough.”
June 18, 2011 at 11:03 am
Because it is my belief that Regretsy is the MST3K of crafting:
June 18, 2011 at 11:52 am
EFF YES for the MST3K ref. You win.
June 18, 2011 at 11:56 am
Finally, someone gets me.
June 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Ha! Dr. Forrester painted it! Kickass.
June 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
You just made my day.
June 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Thanks for this one! I’ve got Incredible Melting Man on in the background right now, and your take on this bit of fine art definitely captures Steve & his meltdown.
June 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Everything is better with robots.
June 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm
That would make a really sweet cross-stitch picture or pillow.
June 18, 2011 at 11:12 am
The great thing about etsy is not only is that thing ugly, it’s custom and it sold. I mean, wtf?
cccrrraaaaaazzzzyyyyy….but how many losers are wiping their ass with ply wood now getting their cameras ready…. ugh
June 18, 2011 at 11:18 am
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June 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
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June 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm
I don’t know what Internet expression makes me want to drown puppies more, TL;DR or “meh”. Keep an open mind on my use of a banned word Bronc, I’m just trying to point out that the use of both expressions = “I AM AN ARROGANT DOUCHE.” I hope my thoughts on this matter didn’t take up to much reading time for anyone.
June 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
I’ll allow it.
June 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
My vote for overused internet expression goes to “drown puppies.”
June 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
O.K. KP, first of all, if the comment was to long and you didn’t read it why post anything at all? in your own meme expression YOU DID NOT READ IT. Second of all, I would never hurt a puppy, or kitten, or any other animal, (except Flounders, they’re blood-thirsty bastards). I guess my point is at least I take the time to actually type my thoughts out. Oh yeah, Bronc let me slip by a banned word. Hooray for me. Get well soon April.
June 18, 2011 at 3:23 pm
I want a ruling on the word “feh” — it has a rich history and heritage. It is “meh” with despair, yet it is also overused. So? Dr. Drywall?
June 18, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I have no issue with feh at this time. It reminds me of Cerebus.
June 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
Hi, I think I stepped in something
June 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
I had a friend in college who used the flimsy, tissue thin pages of a bible as TP. Seems like that made more sense.
June 18, 2011 at 5:06 pm
That’s rice paper, and our English Anthologies were made of that. You could always tell the stoners because they would be missing pages that they’d wrapped their weed in.
June 19, 2011 at 4:43 am
Wrapping weed in paper torn from a bible? Holy smokes!
(I know, you were talking about a different book from the same material. But that wouldn’t have worked.)
June 18, 2011 at 11:39 am
June 18, 2011 at 11:48 am
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June 18, 2011 at 11:51 am
trouble with embedding today. mea culpa.
June 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
My dog once got into a bag of those really green guacamole chips and…
June 18, 2011 at 12:06 pm
It says “My kids used my canvas to slide down a hill and squished some bugs on the way down.”
June 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
June 18, 2011 at 6:23 pm
To truly suffer for your art, you should try barnwood.
June 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Do you mean “to justify the price for you art…”?
June 18, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Impressionism, after Monet’s eyesight REALLY went to Hell.
June 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
I suppose if the alleged artit really believe what s/he wrote the translations would be “I am a pretentous twatwaffle.” However I’m thinking that is more likely the below.
June 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
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June 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
this is what happens when you scrape your canvas along a painted wall.
June 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Quick, somebody call CPU! (Canvas Protective Services)
June 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm
I think you mean CPS. Or the Canvas Protection Unit.
I know. To the corner with me…
June 18, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Not at all – I think I need less time with computers if I’m accidently typing CPU. Sad.
June 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Definitely almost cleaned this up the other night at work. Someone projectile vomited by an abandoned check lane, and when the cart attendant and I walked over to clean it up we both looked each other and said “oh um ya so someone just spilt guacamole and we’re going to clean it up, that’s all this is.” Luckily my boss swooped in and was all “I can take care of this if you want?” Who would say no?
June 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm
June 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Also in a larger size:
http://i55.tinypic.com/4lka6v.jpg
June 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm
You would not believe how much that made me laugh. That is perfect. Thank you so f*cking much, cause I think this is the funniest thing I’m going to see tonight.
June 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm
OMG A fucking + work!!!
June 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm
So this means…I could sell my toilet paper after being ungodly ill? I wouldn’t be lying if I said it “depicted emotions.” Emotions of great suffering. I could make money and be sure not to clog the toilets!
June 18, 2011 at 2:52 pm
June 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm
June 18, 2011 at 4:11 pm
so you are telling me i can take a chunk of my drywall out where my kid scribbled over it and sell it?!
June 19, 2011 at 2:19 am
Apparantly, if you take your kid’s diapers and chuck them at the wall, you can sell it.
June 18, 2011 at 4:24 pm
I think it’s saying : “hi. My seller found me in a dumpster after a hobo wiped his ass on me. $170 is a perfectly reasonable price to pay for me, don’t you think?”
June 18, 2011 at 5:28 pm
“I knew I should have left that spinach souffle on the buffet”
June 18, 2011 at 6:07 pm
June 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm
oops, trying to upload a pic. lets try again…
June 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm
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June 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
Let’s use Tide on one half of this stain and an unnamed Leading Brand on the other!
June 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm
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June 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Maybe if we added a bit of Bob Ross to it: A happy little puffy cloud…um, a tiny little fishing boat…no, nothing will improve this.
June 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Oh now, Bob improves all. Maybe someone hated the happy little tree and committed arboricide? This is the sap splatter.
June 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Inspired by skid marks
June 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm
June 20, 2011 at 4:38 am
Inspiration = “my dog has worms”
June 20, 2011 at 7:27 am
June 20, 2011 at 10:10 am
June 20, 2011 at 10:26 am
June 22, 2011 at 10:50 am
Looks like skidmarks after eating a pint of blueberries