I don’t like this one, but there are several others in that shop I would happily purchase. I <3 the Voldemort one. The stuff reminds me of a cleaner, clearer version of Ben Templesmith's stuff from 30 Days of Night and Silent Hill. Like Pokemon meets Silent Hill. Wow, is my geek showing yet?
I love Trogdor, in all his burninating majesty! I once made a Trogdor hat out of craft foam for my nephew’s “crazy hat” birthday party. Most of the adult family members/guests had no clue what it was and probably thought I was due for some kind of intervention or perhaps medical treatment. My nephews, on the other hand, screamed “TROGDOR!!!” as soon as I walked in the door and proceeded to sing/scream the entire Trogdor song. This is why I am the cool aunt.
For a while I had all HSR sayings on my old phone. It rang with the Trogdor song. Every time I got an email, it said “‘Da email”. There were a ton of other sayings and noises for other announcements. It was great! I really miss that phone…
You’re lame.
This painter has a major hate-on for the female body. I was attempting to point it out with a “Parks and Rec” reference.
This reference, right here:
Sorry about the bad joke. I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front and it popped open and threw me off.
Actually, my take on it is this: The roots of homophobia live in men’s fear of being treated like a woman. One of the most “Hateful” slanders is to call a man a woman. By feminizing Hitler, he is hated in a deep, unspoken way. Yeah, I know…very women’s studies-ish…..but I think it is true. You can hate me now.
Yup – that was probably the goal. An attempt to make it ‘deep.’ Though, nearly anything with Hitler or McDonald’s arches (or Hitler eating at McDonalds?) is an attempt to be deep. It might have been thought-provoking the first 800 times someone did it…
I hadn’t thought about it from a feminist perspective, but as I am a very serious art person ಠ_ಠ I’ll put my thinking cap on.
Your unspoken assumption is that my slapping tits on him is an aggressive action, that I intend to tear down my target, using feminine sexuality as crass weaponry.
If we were to remove that assumption, we are left with something very different – using the feminine in a positive light, to highlight sexuality. With sexuality comes humanity, and with humanity comes compassion. Hitler has become the Bogyman of the modern world, transformed from a banal fascist to a supernatural evil.
We forget that despite his myth, and that every political opponent magically resembles him, he was human.
Oh gag me.
If you want to make art that’s violent towards female bodies, at least have the guts to admit that’s what you’re doing instead of spouting art-school-dropout bullshit.
Beheaded female bodies covered in blood are not “using the feminine in a positive light.”
You’re using female bodies to make some philosophy-school-dropout point about how we should be compassionate towards Hitler.
and maybe sometimes, tits are just tits, Hello wolf and welcome to Regretsy. Nice resemeblance to Hitler and nice ta tas You seem to know your medium well…gee that came out as a grilling instruction…ummm steak…prefer mine rare, any hoo, nice to see you.
I think those thumbs down didn’t look at the rest of the shop. Some is cute, some is beautiful, some is darkly beautiful (I love the Corvidae series), and some I literally can’t see any goodness or purpose to at all. It’s not even the good sort of horror.
Sorry, MoonMonstar, nothing personal, but some of your work containing women (well, partial women) makes me certain that you are a creepy person.
My primary field of study was medical science, not art. I assure you I have as little tolerance for the passive blathering of sudo-intellectuals as you do.
I would note that I have yet to paint a ‘beheaded female body’ – ignoring this is factual inconvenience, painting bloodied, dead women is not necessarily the same thing as making art that is violent towards females. I fully agree with you that if that were my intent, then I would state that – the paintings would also be significantly different.
But it is not. No actual bodies were harmed. I take an inherently positive concept – the feminine, and attach an inherently negative concept – death, decay & cannibalism. In Illustrating that violence & gore can be interesting & titillating, female bodies are used as positive at attributes in a negative circumstance.
But if you insist on the assumption that any broken portrayal of the feminine must be negative, then do so. I do not think the feminine is so weak.
Hitler with tits? I think this is more of a slam on women than a burn on Hitler. It is sort of creepy though, makes me think of the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books I was obsessed with as a kid. Must be the use of gray water colour.
Coming out of his foggy slumber, Hitler recognized first numbness and then a burning tingle. He opened his eyes to find himself in a bathtub filled with ice.
“Where am I?” he thought as he groggily took stock of his body.
“OH MEIN GOT! Where are my kidneys, and why do I have boobs?”
I thought of those books immediately as well. I always loved the illustrations in them as much as (of not more than) the stories themselves. Good creepy stuff!
This makes me think of the children’s book “The Purple Kangaroo” by Michael Ian Black. Long story short, the narrator reads your mind and tells you you are thinking of a purple kangaroo in these obnoxious situations. In the end, he says, “What do you mean you aren’t thinking of a purple kangaroo? YOU ARE NOW!!”
Well, thanks, I am successfully thinking of a fully-titted, super wrinkled, massive ear-hair growing Adolf Hitler. On the moon.
I went through his shop to try and see the rest of the “series of Complete Bastards” to figure out if he just added tits to various despots and war criminals or if adding breasts was a Hitler specific comment. While there is a ton of beautiful stuff in his shop, including several things I am considering buying, Hitler is the only bastard. My question remains unanswered.
Me too! I was really excited to see, maybe, Stalin in garters and heels or something. He is definitely a good painter, though, and if I had the cash I wouldn’t think twice about buying a few of his originals.
I absolutely love your art, I find it all totally stunning and frankly, I can’t see any of it being “demeaning” – I think some folk are seriously overthinking it :/ I can’t wait to see the rest of your Complete Bastards
Working on the series at the moment. The above was the result of 4am, a lot of whiskey and too many History Channel marathons. I’m sexualizing the mass murderers and cultural rapists of the world to understand why we find them so perversely fascinating, and to give them a more human appeal. These were not monsters, they were men.
Our textbooks are filled with filled with violent, fascist psychopaths and moralizing martyrs, with very few examples of complex, common people just getting on with life.
One could argue that humans make the worst monsters. I mean look at the subject of your painting, millions of people from around the world died, well, around the world. It took one monster to ignite the monsters within many other people and brought around death and destruction. He may have ALSO been a man, but I think it’s disingenuous to say he wasn’t a monster.
In a comparison, when I read World War Z, I was left more disturbed by what “normal people” were doing to each other than by the horror of the “monsters”. Mostly because what they did was nothing that hadn’t been done in reality.
This is a really interesting concept. Monsters and serial killers and the like really are fetishized in our society–not in the sense that we APPROVE of them but in the sense that we are fascinated by them and any book or TV show about them sells a ton, and highlighting that in a skilled-yet-uncomfortable way really make you thi—
—Shit, am I getting artsy here? o_O
Anyway, it’s a good idea. And perfect Regretsy-fodder in that it’s WTF while also giving cause for admiring your skill.
I think perhaps you have it backwards, I think all of our “Monsters” can be trace back to a human. Our fairy tales and legends may have basis in reality. Take the “Wolf” in little red riding hood. Very obviously a human predator, preying defensless young ladies walking alone in the woods. Our modern usage of “wolf whistle” comes from that.
BUT if you really want to humanize hitler, I suggest reading that two part book by John Toland, and flip to the center and look at the pictures. That man was someone’s baby, someone was his mother. So yes he was human, but still a monster.
First of all, you’re very talented. I mean, at first Hitler with Tits gave me the giggles…
However, at one point, Hitler was a baby at his mother’s breast.
Maybe we are fascinated by murderers and cultural rapists because when we have children, a parent rarely looks at their baby and thinks “This child will grow up and inspire cultural genocide,” unless of course, the parent themselves have views skewed towards hatred and violence.
Because each child starts as a potential innocent, the question is what specific string of events, chemical exposures, and genetic markers creates a monster. Each of these people began as human, but by acts and deeds lost their Humanity.
We are animals at the heart of things. Humanity is the part of us that shows love, compassion, and joy. Without those things, we are simply upright predators…
And sometimes evil soulless rat bastards are just soulless evil rat bastards. Just sayin’. And how does sexualizing afore-mentioned evil rat bastards make them either more complex or more human? Back slowly away from the coolade, you’ve had enough.
What gets me is that he’s sexualizing them by adding feminine characteristics. What is that supposed to do? Soften them? Push forward the recurring agenda that females are evil? Does what he wants to do actually show or is it pushing an agenda that he isn’t intending? (I’d say it is.)
Mayhaps it’s that women are considered the “gentler sex”
So by adding breasts, he attempts to allude to his softer, more loving side…
And before anyone says “Hitler didn’t have a loving side”, be reminded that he was obsessed with and loved his dogs very very much. He might have had no compassion towards humanity, but he was very much into animals.
YAY!!! Bring on the Mussolini Mammaries and the Stacked Stalin! I’d also like to see Chest-i Guevara and Fidel Castrado locked in a passionate embrace…
I’m wondering, too, which is why I’m still haunting Regretsy instead of being in bed, asleep. I’ve been awake all night (insomniac, nothing new), but can’t go to sleep till I get that “everything went well and she’s resting comfortably” message.
Obviously, the best part of this is Hitler’s expression. It seems to be daring the viewer to talk trash on his, as the politically correct say, “rockin’ knockers”.
This was his big secret, huh? No wonder he was so high strung. Always screaming and flailing and sticking his arm out. When will you accept yourself, Hitler?
I drew Hitler with ginormous breasts a while back, but I wasn’t trying to make a political statement or anything, it was just an odd impulse I had. D:
Of course, I was historically accurate in my depiction, and gave him a third nipple. Everyone knows Hitler has a third nipple.
Mine being a private album and all, if I was paranoid, I might think someone from here reported this but of course nobody would do that… …cause they would have reported all the other photobucket photos shown here that might be offensive…from now on I’ll put the risque ones here…
Love it! That blog post literally made me cry from laughter. I had co-workers walking by, checking to see if my stifled laughs were actually me choking to death.
Dino-thor is pretty cute but I <3 the Jason one and think I need it. Now.
I asked her beforehand – I did an entire series of my favourite strips, but this is the only one that turned out halfway decently. Pink is a bitch to work with.
I will be buying “alot” on payday. Allie’s blog has made me wet myself on more than one occasion, so a watercolor seems like a fitting homage and yours are wonderful. I may have to get my DD the i Gir as well.
That’s good to know. That’s why I asked instead of coming out guns blazing–because I figured there was a chance permission was sought. It might be a good idea to mention that in the listing, though, just so people know right off the bat.
Oh, Dinosaurland, you don’t know horror until you have seen the chicken mask… and then spent the next week imagining what occasion the purchaser is going to use it for. *shudder*
Oh, I agree, the chicken skin mask (removable teeth!) was horrific, there’s just something so, so deeply disturbing about Hitler having a nice rack. It’s like on Glee, where they take one thing I like and one thing I don’t like and try to push them together to make a great song, and all it does is force you to remember “Walkin’ On Sunshine” every time you hear Beyonce’s “Halo”.
I’m gonna be honest, I’m pretty baked right now. I eat a lot of kale.
It will not be over my firepalace, but after giant vulvas, the cat toy I will not name, mummified cats, chicken skins masks, and pulsating bellybuttons, this doens’t even make it to the starting line in the running for mind searing horror.
And then I showed it to my husband, because I can’t be the only person in my home who is not irreparably damaged by it. As I scrolled down, I said, “Remember that I love you. And I would never do this to you… except I am.” He saw a flash of nip, threw up his hands, and said “No. I’m out.”
That’s funny, my husband couldn’t look away. One eyebrow tried to climb off his forehead, his head tilted to the side and he kept blinking over and over again.
Don’t worry. Many of us buy from featured stores. Sometimes it is so weird we cannot resist, other times it is one bad apple in a great store, and don’t discount the “buy it for the person you hate” factor. So let yoursef go and enjoy.
When der Fuhrer says we is the master race
We heil, heil, right in der Fuhrer’s tits
Not to love der Fuhrer’s tits is a great disgrace
So we heil, heil, right in der Fuhrer’s tits
I just logged on to Regretsy and scrolled down to this right as my husband walked by, he said “NO” very loudly, but there is some Trogdor in the shop, so me may forgive me for accidentally scarring him for life
OK, I’ve indicated that this is not my style of art & I agree with the are evil, not “just” men crowd. However, a Titler does get the mind wandering. What would a Bitch series look like? Some suggestions:
Bitch of Belsen with balls (compliments the Titler)
Wuornos with wang
Queen “Bloody” Mary keeps her pecker up
Queen Elizabeth with tea bags
A teste Lizzie Bordern
Katherine Knight goes nuts
That’s a brilliant idea – thought I would hesitate to only add one cock. If the goal is to make any man feel inferior when viewing these historical boudiccas, then I should add a thousand cocks.
You are the artist, it is your vision. Although, if I may, you could have one/all of them hold a sort of cock bouquet instead of having them attached to their bodies. Not only the ultimate terror for men (I’d guess?) 1000 cocks sounds as if it might not “picture” well; like the women would just come across looking hairy – more prickly than pricky. Just the thoughts of someone whose art skills are limted to crayons & coloring books. Have fun.
this is a true work of modern art, see how your all discussing it?thats what arts supposed to do make you have a good hard think. I think this is really well done and should be in the tate modern. buy it while its only $20!
NGL, I think this is fucking hilarious and I am a little ashamed of myself for it.
A lot of the artists’ other stuff is unashamedly awesome and I would buy it in a heartbeat if I wasn’t so poor. I love me some bloodied-up naked chicks. Please don’t take that in the wrong way.
June 17, 2011 at 9:53 am
Jesus H Christ, what the fucking fuck is that?
June 17, 2011 at 10:21 am
They’re called boobs, Ed.
June 17, 2011 at 11:07 am
Peter, I’m holding hooters.
June 18, 2011 at 8:02 am
Actully, on men aren’t they moobs?
June 17, 2011 at 1:27 pm
MeinMammaries.
June 17, 2011 at 6:53 pm
If Twitter had been around in the 1940′s Hitler would have been so busy twitpixing his tits there would never been a WWII
June 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
I can tell you what it is. It’s Adolf Titler.
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
With all those wrinkles on his face, you’d think he’d be a little less perky.
June 17, 2011 at 10:24 am
He’s had them done.
June 17, 2011 at 10:24 am
The SS keeps him “abreast” of the situation.
June 17, 2011 at 11:13 am
Kamberly – excellent!! I had to use this for adolf’s name in my Mein Tatas bit…
June 17, 2011 at 11:14 am
Ursprünglicher Titel: Tittler’s Mutter
April würde auf Sie, Bronc so stolz sein!
Verein Fuckery 4 Leben!
June 17, 2011 at 12:32 pm
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June 17, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I named it “Rape of the World”.
June 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
If I compare this picture to the actual Hitler, will this thread end prematurely?
June 17, 2011 at 10:05 am
Did you just ejaculate on Godwin’s Law?
… well done.
June 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
I actually tilted my head to one side trying to comprehend what was going on there.
June 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
Oh Bronc, you’re doing a wonderful job!
June 17, 2011 at 9:57 am
I actually quite like this. I mean, it’s no pineapple up the ass, but I think it has something to say. I sort of want to buy it!
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
i, too, am rather enamored of it.
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
What is it saying?
June 17, 2011 at 10:30 am
Hitler’s tits are feeling a breeze.
June 17, 2011 at 10:32 am
It’s saying ‘I’m going to divert attention from that rumour aboout me only having one ball by wearing pepperoni pasties’
I pretty much want everything in this shop, btw
June 17, 2011 at 10:36 am
“Look, Hitler with Tits.”
June 17, 2011 at 10:47 am
My sister says, “Mein Führer, I can lactate”
June 17, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Juniper: Technically, men CAN lactate, given the right circumstances. That said, it’s important to remember that nobody wants man milk.
June 18, 2011 at 12:24 am
God knows that I don’t have a clue.
June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am
I don’t like this one, but there are several others in that shop I would happily purchase. I <3 the Voldemort one. The stuff reminds me of a cleaner, clearer version of Ben Templesmith's stuff from 30 Days of Night and Silent Hill. Like Pokemon meets Silent Hill. Wow, is my geek showing yet?
June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
I was extremely surprised to find the Trogdor painting. Not many people know what the hell that is! I’m off to buy it before it’s too late.
June 17, 2011 at 11:20 am
‹strongbad› BURNI– ‹/strongbad›
{Is dragged away from keyboard by hair}
June 17, 2011 at 11:51 am
I live in Atlanta, so I have no idea if HSR is a big deal anywhere else.
No, I’ve never met them.
June 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I love Trogdor, in all his burninating majesty! I once made a Trogdor hat out of craft foam for my nephew’s “crazy hat” birthday party. Most of the adult family members/guests had no clue what it was and probably thought I was due for some kind of intervention or perhaps medical treatment. My nephews, on the other hand, screamed “TROGDOR!!!” as soon as I walked in the door and proceeded to sing/scream the entire Trogdor song. This is why I am the cool aunt.
June 17, 2011 at 12:20 pm
ah HSR when ever the hubs or I ask what the other is doing on the computer the answer is always “Checkin’ the emails” in SB’s voice.
June 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm
My 7-year old’s drawings regularly include “beefy arms”
June 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Consummate v’s! Consummate!
June 17, 2011 at 3:39 pm
To the google machine to find out what the geek all’yaa’lll are talking about!
I love the education I get from Regretsians…except the goetse/2 girls, uh thankuverymuch.
June 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I <3 DAGRON paintings!
Gotta love a more different S
June 17, 2011 at 8:48 pm
For a while I had all HSR sayings on my old phone. It rang with the Trogdor song. Every time I got an email, it said “‘Da email”. There were a ton of other sayings and noises for other announcements. It was great! I really miss that phone…
June 17, 2011 at 10:26 am
Hey, at least it’s original and there’s no macaroni glued to it.
June 17, 2011 at 12:18 pm
That would be Mussolini.
June 17, 2011 at 11:09 am
He’s definitely talented and interesting – I like even though I am bit uneasy and don’t “get” this..
– I also like that he doesn’t charge the bee-jesus for his prints…I’m more bemused by adolf with breasts, not feeling critical of the artist’s work…
June 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Thanks! I try to price them about as much as a CD – accessible to everyone, while keeping me afloat.
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
Kamberley- I’d give you a million thumbs up if I could- that was spectacular!
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
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June 17, 2011 at 10:17 am
Lame.
June 17, 2011 at 1:07 pm
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June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
Deleuze!
June 17, 2011 at 10:37 am
Actually, my take on it is this: The roots of homophobia live in men’s fear of being treated like a woman. One of the most “Hateful” slanders is to call a man a woman. By feminizing Hitler, he is hated in a deep, unspoken way. Yeah, I know…very women’s studies-ish…..but I think it is true. You can hate me now.
June 17, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Hear Hear, humalong.
June 17, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Yup – that was probably the goal. An attempt to make it ‘deep.’ Though, nearly anything with Hitler or McDonald’s arches (or Hitler eating at McDonalds?) is an attempt to be deep. It might have been thought-provoking the first 800 times someone did it…
June 17, 2011 at 1:49 pm
I hadn’t thought about it from a feminist perspective, but as I am a very serious art person ಠ_ಠ I’ll put my thinking cap on.
Your unspoken assumption is that my slapping tits on him is an aggressive action, that I intend to tear down my target, using feminine sexuality as crass weaponry.
If we were to remove that assumption, we are left with something very different – using the feminine in a positive light, to highlight sexuality. With sexuality comes humanity, and with humanity comes compassion. Hitler has become the Bogyman of the modern world, transformed from a banal fascist to a supernatural evil.
We forget that despite his myth, and that every political opponent magically resembles him, he was human.
June 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm
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June 17, 2011 at 6:29 pm
and maybe sometimes, tits are just tits, Hello wolf and welcome to Regretsy. Nice resemeblance to Hitler and nice ta tas
You seem to know your medium well…gee that came out as a grilling instruction…ummm steak…prefer mine rare, any hoo, nice to see you.
June 17, 2011 at 8:44 pm
@win some, deleuze some
I think those thumbs down didn’t look at the rest of the shop. Some is cute, some is beautiful, some is darkly beautiful (I love the Corvidae series), and some I literally can’t see any goodness or purpose to at all. It’s not even the good sort of horror.
Sorry, MoonMonstar, nothing personal, but some of your work containing women (well, partial women) makes me certain that you are a creepy person.
June 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm
I smell a doctoral thesis in there somewhere.
June 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
@deleuze:
My primary field of study was medical science, not art. I assure you I have as little tolerance for the passive blathering of sudo-intellectuals as you do.
I would note that I have yet to paint a ‘beheaded female body’ – ignoring this is factual inconvenience, painting bloodied, dead women is not necessarily the same thing as making art that is violent towards females. I fully agree with you that if that were my intent, then I would state that – the paintings would also be significantly different.
But it is not. No actual bodies were harmed. I take an inherently positive concept – the feminine, and attach an inherently negative concept – death, decay & cannibalism. In Illustrating that violence & gore can be interesting & titillating, female bodies are used as positive at attributes in a negative circumstance.
But if you insist on the assumption that any broken portrayal of the feminine must be negative, then do so. I do not think the feminine is so weak.
June 17, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Damn…until I read this, I was just hoping for surrealism. Look, it’s Hitler with boobs! Surreal!
Now I mostly agree with you, and I’m less happy.
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
“Ven I said GET ME A RACK FOR THE JEWS, dis is NOT WHAT I MEANT!”
June 17, 2011 at 9:58 am
I love that the rest of his shop is filled with Pokemon.
June 17, 2011 at 9:59 am
Hitler with tits? I think this is more of a slam on women than a burn on Hitler. It is sort of creepy though, makes me think of the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books I was obsessed with as a kid. Must be the use of gray water colour.
June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
I still have all of those books. They made me who I am today.
June 17, 2011 at 10:07 am
oh crap, me too! I forgot about those.
June 17, 2011 at 10:11 am
Same here!
June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am
Coming out of his foggy slumber, Hitler recognized first numbness and then a burning tingle. He opened his eyes to find himself in a bathtub filled with ice.
“Where am I?” he thought as he groggily took stock of his body.
“OH MEIN GOT! Where are my kidneys, and why do I have boobs?”
June 17, 2011 at 11:53 am
It’s like the end of Frankenhooker.
Excuse me, FRAHNKenhooker.
June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am
I don’t think it’s a slam on anyone. I think it’s absurd nonsense that means nothing to the artist or anyone else.
June 17, 2011 at 12:14 pm
I thought of those books immediately as well. I always loved the illustrations in them as much as (of not more than) the stories themselves. Good creepy stuff!
June 17, 2011 at 1:52 pm
He actually used charcoal, but the effect is very much the same. I hid on playgrounds and read the them on recess to avoid other children.
June 17, 2011 at 9:21 pm
I am unfamilir with the books, but if they help you avoid children I’m off to Google them now.
June 17, 2011 at 9:59 am
As the photo loaded and I scrolled down: “Oh, an odd watercolor of Hitler, but pretty well done actu- OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!”
June 17, 2011 at 10:08 am
This was my reaction to the vulva dress yesterday. With this one, I saw “chest” in the title and was like “that can’t be good”.
June 17, 2011 at 10:33 am
i honestly expected a machine gun bra like in austin powers, when i saw hitlers face, i knew before i saw, what was about to happen to me.
June 17, 2011 at 10:00 am
Never knew Hitler had such a nice rack. I’m slightly jealous.
June 17, 2011 at 10:08 am
He should only have one though, in keeping with his single testicle. I like a consistent theme.
June 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
Maybe this explains his super structured jackets, they helped to hide the fact he was binding.
June 17, 2011 at 10:00 am
What, no swastika nipple piercings? I’m disappointed.
June 17, 2011 at 10:01 am
They must have lifted his nipples when they put the implants in.
June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
I feel like I missed something really important in history class.
June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
marilyn manson did it first…
http://www.marilynmansonimages.com/art40.html
June 17, 2011 at 10:05 am
True, I’ve always loved his water colours!
Good eye, Trout.
June 17, 2011 at 10:16 am
Jesus, Urban Outfitters is going to start mass producing this stuff and then we’ll have another indie artist shitstorm on our hands.
June 17, 2011 at 10:23 am
just like those mass produced urban outfitters jokes? i invented those, so you owe me a dollar now. heh.
June 17, 2011 at 1:21 pm
But how can we tell with so many indie artists making similar jokes?
June 17, 2011 at 3:19 pm
@Rad, the person who whines the loudest is the original.
June 17, 2011 at 10:23 am
Except that Marilyn Manson’s looks like Charlie Chaplin.
June 17, 2011 at 10:33 am
That was my first thought too.
June 17, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Note the title.
June 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I can’t believe I like both of these but I really do. I also can’t decide if that makes me happy or devestated.
June 18, 2011 at 3:58 am
marilyn manson did his entire shop first.
June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
This makes me think of the children’s book “The Purple Kangaroo” by Michael Ian Black. Long story short, the narrator reads your mind and tells you you are thinking of a purple kangaroo in these obnoxious situations. In the end, he says, “What do you mean you aren’t thinking of a purple kangaroo? YOU ARE NOW!!”
Well, thanks, I am successfully thinking of a fully-titted, super wrinkled, massive ear-hair growing Adolf Hitler. On the moon.
June 17, 2011 at 12:17 pm
…with the Toast King.
June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
I love this and I’m buying it.
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
Nice jugs.
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
I’m actually shocked that no one from Regretsy has bought it yet! xD (April – *wink wink*)
June 17, 2011 at 10:22 am
I kinda wonder what would happen if this was the first thing she saw when she came out from under the knife.
June 17, 2011 at 10:23 am
Actually, my first thought was “I NEED THIS NOW”.
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
I went through his shop to try and see the rest of the “series of Complete Bastards” to figure out if he just added tits to various despots and war criminals or if adding breasts was a Hitler specific comment. While there is a ton of beautiful stuff in his shop, including several things I am considering buying, Hitler is the only bastard. My question remains unanswered.
June 17, 2011 at 10:17 am
Perhaps the rest of the bastard series already went? Hitler is the loneliest of bastards; no one wants him, even with rockin’ tits.
June 17, 2011 at 10:23 am
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June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
Me too! I was really excited to see, maybe, Stalin in garters and heels or something. He is definitely a good painter, though, and if I had the cash I wouldn’t think twice about buying a few of his originals.
June 17, 2011 at 11:12 am
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June 17, 2011 at 11:19 am
Please thumbs down the other one.
June 17, 2011 at 11:28 am
There are 10 things that are different in the second photo – can you spot them?
June 17, 2011 at 7:25 pm
So I replied earlier and then I came home from work and I saw this. You have made my day, thanks!
June 17, 2011 at 10:31 am
It’s the first in a series that the artist will mention but probably never complete.
June 17, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Working on it. I’m tied up in 150 Pokemon, but I’m currently working on Stalin with a gigantic, mustached cunt.
June 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Your brain is an interesting place. I can’t decide if I am more fascinated or more terrified!
June 18, 2011 at 12:47 am
I absolutely love your art, I find it all totally stunning and frankly, I can’t see any of it being “demeaning” – I think some folk are seriously overthinking it :/ I can’t wait to see the rest of your Complete Bastards
June 17, 2011 at 11:55 am
well, it looks like he is aware that Regretsy found him: http://twitter.com/#!/WednesdayWolf/status/81785346802716672 so maybe he will answer my question himself?
June 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Working on the series at the moment. The above was the result of 4am, a lot of whiskey and too many History Channel marathons. I’m sexualizing the mass murderers and cultural rapists of the world to understand why we find them so perversely fascinating, and to give them a more human appeal. These were not monsters, they were men.
Our textbooks are filled with filled with violent, fascist psychopaths and moralizing martyrs, with very few examples of complex, common people just getting on with life.
June 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Why does Hitler look sweaty? That’s my first impression when I see his face.
Odd, but interesting. I like your Yoshi, although I have a little trouble with the bleeding limbs.
June 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm
One could argue that humans make the worst monsters. I mean look at the subject of your painting, millions of people from around the world died, well, around the world. It took one monster to ignite the monsters within many other people and brought around death and destruction. He may have ALSO been a man, but I think it’s disingenuous to say he wasn’t a monster.
In a comparison, when I read World War Z, I was left more disturbed by what “normal people” were doing to each other than by the horror of the “monsters”. Mostly because what they did was nothing that hadn’t been done in reality.
June 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm
This is a really interesting concept. Monsters and serial killers and the like really are fetishized in our society–not in the sense that we APPROVE of them but in the sense that we are fascinated by them and any book or TV show about them sells a ton, and highlighting that in a skilled-yet-uncomfortable way really make you thi—
—Shit, am I getting artsy here? o_O
Anyway, it’s a good idea. And perfect Regretsy-fodder in that it’s WTF while also giving cause for admiring your skill.
June 17, 2011 at 6:39 pm
I think perhaps you have it backwards, I think all of our “Monsters” can be trace back to a human. Our fairy tales and legends may have basis in reality. Take the “Wolf” in little red riding hood. Very obviously a human predator, preying defensless young ladies walking alone in the woods. Our modern usage of “wolf whistle” comes from that.
BUT if you really want to humanize hitler, I suggest reading that two part book by John Toland, and flip to the center and look at the pictures. That man was someone’s baby, someone was his mother. So yes he was human, but still a monster.
June 17, 2011 at 7:09 pm
First of all, you’re very talented. I mean, at first Hitler with Tits gave me the giggles…
However, at one point, Hitler was a baby at his mother’s breast.
Maybe we are fascinated by murderers and cultural rapists because when we have children, a parent rarely looks at their baby and thinks “This child will grow up and inspire cultural genocide,” unless of course, the parent themselves have views skewed towards hatred and violence.
Because each child starts as a potential innocent, the question is what specific string of events, chemical exposures, and genetic markers creates a monster. Each of these people began as human, but by acts and deeds lost their Humanity.
We are animals at the heart of things. Humanity is the part of us that shows love, compassion, and joy. Without those things, we are simply upright predators…
/deep ranting
June 17, 2011 at 7:53 pm
And sometimes evil soulless rat bastards are just soulless evil rat bastards. Just sayin’. And how does sexualizing afore-mentioned evil rat bastards make them either more complex or more human? Back slowly away from the coolade, you’ve had enough.
June 17, 2011 at 8:39 pm
It’s Kool-Aid and there’s NEVER enough.
June 18, 2011 at 8:07 am
What gets me is that he’s sexualizing them by adding feminine characteristics. What is that supposed to do? Soften them? Push forward the recurring agenda that females are evil? Does what he wants to do actually show or is it pushing an agenda that he isn’t intending? (I’d say it is.)
June 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Mayhaps it’s that women are considered the “gentler sex”
So by adding breasts, he attempts to allude to his softer, more loving side…
And before anyone says “Hitler didn’t have a loving side”, be reminded that he was obsessed with and loved his dogs very very much. He might have had no compassion towards humanity, but he was very much into animals.
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
Ach der lieber! Das IST ein boobie!
(reference)
June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
Voldemort Von Tiny-stache just changed his name to…I’ve got naught. There’s just nothing to say to this. Except that he now has very tiny upper arms.
June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
Breasts will do that over time. Absorb your arms. Eventually you look like a T-Rex if you’re really heavy chested.
True story.
(More Nyquil, please!)
June 17, 2011 at 10:06 am
Maybe I’m just being picky, but someone needs an anatomy course. The proportions are all wrong.
June 17, 2011 at 10:09 am
Well, fake ones never do look quite “right”, you know?
June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
To be fair, the anatomy the artist wanted to highlight is pretty accurately depicted.
June 17, 2011 at 12:20 pm
The proportions are all wrong because I wanted to make it actively uncomfortable to look at.
June 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Ha! You’ll have to try harder than that to make me uncomfortable. I rather liked the chicken mask, myself.
June 17, 2011 at 10:07 am
Welp, thats my fix of fem!Hitler for the day. The nipples have burnt into my brain.
Since this is part of a collection, does that mean we have more “bastard” boobs to look forward to?
June 17, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Absolutely.
June 17, 2011 at 7:34 pm
YAY!!! Bring on the Mussolini Mammaries and the Stacked Stalin! I’d also like to see Chest-i Guevara and Fidel Castrado locked in a passionate embrace…
Get on it, please and thank you!
June 17, 2011 at 10:07 am
Meine Furher war kein mann!
Even though, he did have a nice set of jubblies hanging off that genocidal being of his.
June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am
Personally I’m holding out for the Imelda Marcos with a penis.
June 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
Please don’t hold it out. Put it away for now.
June 17, 2011 at 10:21 am
Need to buy jute “sack.”
June 17, 2011 at 10:41 am
Only if she’s also holding the Evita Perrone butt plug
June 17, 2011 at 12:27 pm
I accidentally the whole Madonna.
June 17, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Makes about as much sense as pointing out Hitler was a man the illustrating the point by giving him breasts.
June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
What. I don’t think I’m awake enough for this…
June 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
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June 17, 2011 at 10:19 am
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler!
June 17, 2011 at 10:39 am
If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
June 17, 2011 at 11:25 am
…you get in here right now and put a top on, young fraulein!
June 17, 2011 at 10:24 am
NSFW? What is the acronym for Not Suitable for anywhere on the effing planet?
June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
Spooky!
It’s like Hitler’s nipples follow y’all around the room.
June 17, 2011 at 10:26 am
I see what you did there.
June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
I may have missed it, but how’s HK?
June 17, 2011 at 12:10 pm
I’m wondering, too, which is why I’m still haunting Regretsy instead of being in bed, asleep. I’ve been awake all night (insomniac, nothing new), but can’t go to sleep till I get that “everything went well and she’s resting comfortably” message.
June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
High-gloss – because it’s not enough to have Hitlertits, you must have SHINY Hitlertits.
June 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Never settle for second rate MeinMammaries.
June 17, 2011 at 10:27 am
“Say what you want about his politics, but he had a fantastic rack, and that’s what we’ll always remember.”
- Churchill.
June 17, 2011 at 10:28 am
Obviously, the best part of this is Hitler’s expression. It seems to be daring the viewer to talk trash on his, as the politically correct say, “rockin’ knockers”.
June 17, 2011 at 10:30 am
This was his big secret, huh? No wonder he was so high strung. Always screaming and flailing and sticking his arm out. When will you accept yourself, Hitler?
Martini Jesus’ cans were nicer.
June 17, 2011 at 10:33 am
My history teachers have a lot of explaining to do….
June 17, 2011 at 10:39 am
See, I just thought that Hitler got invited to this party:
June 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Devil’s Dumplings!
June 17, 2011 at 7:11 pm
I would dearly love to know what’s going on in that picture, but I’m afraid it will never be as awesome as what I’m imagining.
June 18, 2011 at 5:30 am
Blackadder, a British comedy series. It may, just possibly, be more awesome than you’re imagining.
June 18, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I can immediately tell if I like someone if they prefer Blackadder to Mr.Bean.
June 18, 2011 at 6:51 am
Are you imagining some Puritans eating a thingy-shaped turnip in the other room? Because that’s going on too!
June 17, 2011 at 10:41 am
I just added that guys shop to my favorites. I love his non-Hitler stuff.
There’s a Dr. Horrible piece that I want to buy – and I’m not even a Whedon fan.
Plus, I just saw an interview with the artist and he’s the most adorable little gothboi ever! I just want to pinch his pale and tragic lil’ cheeks.
June 17, 2011 at 10:59 am
did you wander over to the “Somewhat Offensive” website? http://somewhatoffensive.com/
is awesome … I need these things!
This:
June 17, 2011 at 10:49 am
I drew Hitler with ginormous breasts a while back, but I wasn’t trying to make a political statement or anything, it was just an odd impulse I had. D:
Of course, I was historically accurate in my depiction, and gave him a third nipple. Everyone knows Hitler has a third nipple.
June 17, 2011 at 10:50 am
This guy has some AWESOME stuff in his shop. I want like half the stuff in there. (Titler not withstanding.)
June 17, 2011 at 10:53 am
June 17, 2011 at 1:19 pm
That’s my new desktop.
June 17, 2011 at 6:15 pm
You are a fantastic sport.
June 17, 2011 at 10:54 am
This made me think of Eddie Izzard immediately although I am not exactly sure why..?
June 17, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Both are sexy.
June 17, 2011 at 10:57 am
June 17, 2011 at 11:15 am
(Adolf’s name credited to Kamberly’s brilliant thread in #2…)
June 17, 2011 at 1:19 pm
So good!
June 18, 2011 at 5:14 am
Mine being a private album and all, if I was paranoid, I might think someone from here reported this but of course nobody would do that… …cause they would have reported all the other photobucket photos shown here that might be offensive…from now on I’ll put the risque ones here…
June 17, 2011 at 10:58 am
Nothing says bastard like a transgendered Hitler.
June 17, 2011 at 11:06 am
Are those stray hairs on the left areola? Nice touch.
But now I have to wonder if he can do Pol Pot in a tube top and thong?
June 17, 2011 at 11:11 am
http://wednesdaywolf.com/paintings/alotofpaint/!!! it’s an alot!
June 17, 2011 at 11:26 am
Love it! That blog post literally made me cry from laughter. I had co-workers walking by, checking to see if my stifled laughs were actually me choking to death.
Dino-thor is pretty cute but I <3 the Jason one and think I need it. Now.
June 17, 2011 at 12:17 pm
My gf and I had pretty much the same reaction. The dog post comes in close second for me.
The Jason was actually a commission that I made for Crypticon in Seattle. The fellow and was thrilled to get the original.
June 17, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Does Hyperbole and a Half know about this?
It’s such a pretty Alot! Deserves a mention.
June 17, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Dude! I love that!
Okay, creepy Hitler with boobies aside, this guy has some really interesting stuff. Like, if I had a place of my own, I’d have some of it.
June 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Yay! I <3 every one of my alots.
June 17, 2011 at 11:29 am
Alright, which one of you fat, jealous losers bought this. It’s already sold. I kinda want it myself.
June 17, 2011 at 11:42 am
my internet says there are still 10 available.
June 17, 2011 at 12:14 pm
I just noticed it sold and put ten more up. It’s hell juggling a shop all by my lonesome.
June 17, 2011 at 11:57 am
I was all about this guy, until I saw this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/62206604/alot-of-paint
Do you think he got permission from Allie first? :-/
June 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I asked her beforehand – I did an entire series of my favourite strips, but this is the only one that turned out halfway decently. Pink is a bitch to work with.
June 17, 2011 at 1:28 pm
I will be buying “alot” on payday. Allie’s blog has made me wet myself on more than one occasion, so a watercolor seems like a fitting homage and yours are wonderful. I may have to get my DD the i Gir as well.
June 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm
That’s good to know. That’s why I asked instead of coming out guns blazing–because I figured there was a chance permission was sought. It might be a good idea to mention that in the listing, though, just so people know right off the bat.
It is an AWESOME painting.
June 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
I hate to say it, but if Hitler had a rack like that, he never would have gone to war. He’d've been too busy playing with them all day. And night.
June 17, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Seriously, most of his work is gorgeous.
I am in love with the Jack and Sally pieces, as well as Yoshi, and a number of his (as far as I know) original concepts.
June 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Thank you – it’s one of my favourite films. I want to do more pieces from it, but an interesting idea has yet to strike.
The original concepts are wonderfully cathartic. My personal favourite is this one: http://www.etsy.com/listing/76175376/skull-fucked
June 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Holy shit Regretsy. And I haven’t even had my coffee yet.
June 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Somebody make Wolf some coffee…
June 17, 2011 at 1:30 pm
There we go, all caffeinated and delightful. I am a very serious art person ಠ_ಠ
June 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I love your art, but I can’t say I’m not concerned that you live so close to me
June 17, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I… really like this person’s painting style. The Gengar painting is pretty goddamn badass!
June 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm
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June 17, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Did you see the chicken skin mask???
June 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Oh, Dinosaurland, you don’t know horror until you have seen the chicken mask… and then spent the next week imagining what occasion the purchaser is going to use it for. *shudder*
June 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Oh, I agree, the chicken skin mask (removable teeth!) was horrific, there’s just something so, so deeply disturbing about Hitler having a nice rack. It’s like on Glee, where they take one thing I like and one thing I don’t like and try to push them together to make a great song, and all it does is force you to remember “Walkin’ On Sunshine” every time you hear Beyonce’s “Halo”.
I’m gonna be honest, I’m pretty baked right now. I eat a lot of kale.
June 17, 2011 at 1:31 pm
I’m going to use that quote for my website.
June 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm
LIke, as a user testimonial? Sweet.
June 17, 2011 at 9:09 pm
It will not be over my firepalace, but after giant vulvas, the cat toy I will not name, mummified cats, chicken skins masks, and pulsating bellybuttons, this doens’t even make it to the starting line in the running for mind searing horror.
June 17, 2011 at 12:55 pm
And then I showed it to my husband, because I can’t be the only person in my home who is not irreparably damaged by it. As I scrolled down, I said, “Remember that I love you. And I would never do this to you… except I am.” He saw a flash of nip, threw up his hands, and said “No. I’m out.”
June 17, 2011 at 7:16 pm
That’s funny, my husband couldn’t look away. One eyebrow tried to climb off his forehead, his head tilted to the side and he kept blinking over and over again.
June 17, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I don’t know if its okay to actually buy something from her shop after seeing that…
But I really want a pokemon drawing!
June 17, 2011 at 8:17 pm
His shop. And his work is flippin awesome.
June 17, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Don’t worry. Many of us buy from featured stores. Sometimes it is so weird we cannot resist, other times it is one bad apple in a great store, and don’t discount the “buy it for the person you hate” factor. So let yoursef go and enjoy.
June 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Girl Hitler is jealous
June 17, 2011 at 2:14 pm
June 17, 2011 at 2:29 pm
June 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Yeah. I kind of want this, and all of his other prints. If only I had enough (or any) money.
June 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Me, too! I am definitely bookmarking DinoThor for my son’s birthday. That’s pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
June 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm
So, what’s the message? That tits are the root of all evil? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure quite a few people would take issue with that.
June 17, 2011 at 3:51 pm
i must buy this! sadly, it would make a perfect gift for my roommate.
June 17, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Yeah… my boobs are offended.
June 17, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Those nips are so red they look like ads for Target.
He also looks a little depressed. For a dead guy with enormous tits, that is.
June 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm
June 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Someone needs to buy me this.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/75759666/gir-i
I have an obsession with Gir!
June 17, 2011 at 6:37 pm
I sort of want this… no seriously.
It’s god awful and I want it.
June 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Nice! But a better political statement might be a depiction of Hitler’s bris. But that would probably be much more disturbing.
June 17, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Hitler enjoyed his perky boobs so much he stopped manscaping the ‘stache.
June 17, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Perfect anonymous gift for someone you really hate, but can’t quite bring yourself to confront face to face…
June 17, 2011 at 8:59 pm
When der Fuhrer says we is the master race
We heil, heil, right in der Fuhrer’s tits
Not to love der Fuhrer’s tits is a great disgrace
So we heil, heil, right in der Fuhrer’s tits
Apologies to Spike Jones
June 17, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I just logged on to Regretsy and scrolled down to this right as my husband walked by, he said “NO” very loudly, but there is some Trogdor in the shop, so me may forgive me for accidentally scarring him for life
June 17, 2011 at 11:28 pm
After going through the thread and checking out the artists works, all I can say is this: You, sir, are delightfully twisted.
June 18, 2011 at 1:01 am
OK, I’ve indicated that this is not my style of art & I agree with the are evil, not “just” men crowd. However, a Titler does get the mind wandering. What would a Bitch series look like? Some suggestions:
Bitch of Belsen with balls (compliments the Titler)
Wuornos with wang
Queen “Bloody” Mary keeps her pecker up
Queen Elizabeth with tea bags
A teste Lizzie Bordern
Katherine Knight goes nuts
June 18, 2011 at 8:29 am
Nah, Lizzie Borden was not guilty. Substitute Elizabeth Bathory covered in blood and holding a dick.
June 18, 2011 at 9:19 am
Speak to the artist; I was just brainstroming long after I should have been asleep:)
June 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
That’s a brilliant idea – thought I would hesitate to only add one cock. If the goal is to make any man feel inferior when viewing these historical boudiccas, then I should add a thousand cocks.
June 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm
You are the artist, it is your vision. Although, if I may, you could have one/all of them hold a sort of cock bouquet instead of having them attached to their bodies. Not only the ultimate terror for men (I’d guess?) 1000 cocks sounds as if it might not “picture” well; like the women would just come across looking hairy – more prickly than pricky. Just the thoughts of someone whose art skills are limted to crayons & coloring books. Have fun.
June 18, 2011 at 9:19 am
June 18, 2011 at 3:40 pm
this is a true work of modern art, see how your all discussing it?thats what arts supposed to do make you have a good hard think. I think this is really well done and should be in the tate modern. buy it while its only $20!
June 19, 2011 at 6:51 am
NGL, I think this is fucking hilarious and I am a little ashamed of myself for it.
A lot of the artists’ other stuff is unashamedly awesome and I would buy it in a heartbeat if I wasn’t so poor. I love me some bloodied-up naked chicks. Please don’t take that in the wrong way.
June 19, 2011 at 8:10 am
I totally agree with you. It’s fuckery in the most awesome form. This is the type of stuff I like hanging in my bedroom.
June 19, 2011 at 10:11 am
I don’t think there is a wrong way to take that. Blood is sexy.
June 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Only $20, why has nobody bought this yet? I think it’s hilarious.
If Canada Post wasn’t on strike I’d have snapped it up already myself.