From: Kimberly D.
Date: June 16, 2011 3:15:50 PM PDT
I saw this at the Glasgow School of Art degree show and thought of you.
Artist: Hazel Moore
At last! The perfect dress to wear to my mother’s wedding in 12 weeks time – a pretty dress that shows I’m the SPAWN of the bride’s vagina!
Is that BEADING on the clitoris?
What is a clitoris?
You sound just like my ex. Same lame excuse. Is that you, Gregory?
A gay one I hope?
What is a scrotum?
It irks me. *I have a penis. derp. That excuses me from learning and/or understanding the most basic functionings of the other half of the entire world population. derp. How is babby formed? derp*
Really? No one got that steand was JOKING?
Old joke is old and overplayed to the point of “even if it is a joke, beat the everliving crap out of the joker”
@Interchangable, I feel the same. So irritating.
I thought it was funny
If you were a real man you wouldn’t have to ask.
Because you wouldn’t care.
Interchangeable does not get jokes.
if I’m not mistaken it’s a form of stationery that we no longer use since the invention of email.
Best reply goes to @gojira
Yes, I was joking.
Oh shit. You just made me look. Can we forget about the derp dick and note that even at 400% I can’t tell if there’s beading on the clit, but can anybody say “hello inverted strawberry”?
Well where else do you put beading on your twat dress?
It is formal, of COURSE there’s beading on the clitoris! Wearing it beaded any other time else would just be tacky.
we need an edit button,or I could drink less I suppose. Please mentally remove the “else” from the above post.
Close – genital warts.
All it needs is a matching tuxedo with a giant penis hangning off the hip.
Is that in reference to the fact that her vagina is decidedly off-center?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that noticed it was off center.
I’m slightly worried that being off center was the only thing that phased me about this.
It’s abstract vagina.
A matching tuxedo with a GIANT PENIS CODPIECE!!!!! The traditional “First Dance” will also require a quart of Astroglide…
…unless there’s lots of floorplay first.
Postmenopaws wins the internet today. Congratulations.
Exactly what I was thinking. Where is the co-ordinating tuxedo?
@TheBeastWhatSqueaks: How tacky! A lady should never wear white to a wedding if she’s not the fucking bride.
Unless you’re Kate Middleton’s sister, Pippa.
It’s actually tradition, in the UK, for the maid of honor to wear cream or white. Do you really think Pippa could have gotten away with breaking that “rule” in such a huge wedding?
I’m just wondering what the bridesmaids wore?
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Kim isn’t a jilted former lover, is she?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
There’s not many men able to meet her requirements, I suspect she will be doing most of the jilting.
You may be confusing Kim with the designer.
I think this dress is definitely tongue-in…something.
Tongue in lip, maybe?
Well, there’s wearing your heart on your sleeve, then there’s this.
I would’ve liked this one thousand times, if possible. But, alas, once will have to be enough.
For a moment I was confused, but I see what you did there…
I wish I could give you more, but this is the least I could do: Have a cookie.
Holy Mother of Bajingos! If I were getting married I’d HAVE to HAVE this dress!
My reaction My reaction as I scrolled down was “What a gorgeous wedding dre-OMG THAT’S A VAGINA…no, wait… I can sort of see myself wearing that.”
My cat was very amused by my outburst.
My BF’s response was “Nice dress. Jeezus, that thing is huge.”
That takes vajazzling to an entirely new level.
Why is it that fabric vaginas always look worse than the real thing?
Yeah, somehow I don’t picture my vagina as shiny as that… perhaps linen might have been better? Raw silk, even?
mohair would be more accurate in some cases.
Don’t you mean mochair?
Ultrasuede. It doesn’t stiffen up when you wash it.
Oh! How many naugas had to die to make a vagina for my wedding dress?
I know… somehow I don’t picture my vagina as being that shiny. Perhaps linen or raw silk would have been better mediums. There’s something that just isn’t right about it in satin.
If your partner has done his/her prep work, it’s shiny.
Or she’s *really* excited about the wedding…
The female version of “somebody REALLY likes” weddings…or we could get a glue gun and make it actually fit the original category. Ick. I just grossed myself out. Sorry,everyone. I think I need to go home now.
Maybe it’s to represent someone who has put shimmer dust in a pot of My New Pink Button?
Sorry about the repetition, my post was in the ether. When I didn’t see the 2nd attempt, I decided the hell with it… so of course, both showed up.
Not exactly sure. My gyno told me that it was SUPPOSED to look like pink satin.
…Either your gyno is insane or there’s a whole lot of women who have vaginas with the wrong sheen.
Do I now have to use Pantene bajingo wash to make my vagina shine?
The sheen thing … I think that is ummm … state dependent?
Yeah, a lot of Charlie’s exes would agree they had the wrong Sheen in their vaginas.
“the wrong sheen”
which Sheen would be the right one for your vajay? certainly not CHARLIE…
Didn’t scroll down far enough before posting. Too excited about the door left open for that joke.
@Neva Cooper: No worries. Great minds think alike. Would you like the tiger blood straight or on ice?
I take mine on the rocks.
7 gram rocks, obviously.
Sounds like the Moody Blues song.. “Bajingos in pink satin, never reaching the end..”
I thought the goal on your wedding day was to avoid looking like a giant vagina.
“Reality” TV programming does not support your theory.
Neither does it support my theory that people aren’t naturally a horrifying burnt sienna. I live in hope though.
Someones been using “My new pink button” I think.
By the case.
i had to look it up since everyone is referring to MNPB – are you all telling me that people actually have so much f-ing free time that they are worried about the color of their snatch?
If you’re a porn star, I could see why the concern…
My official WTF moment of today. Thanks, Regretsy
The truth is close to that. Weddings turn men into huge vaginas, and women into dicks.
Of course you’re supposed to look like a giant vagina… how else are you supposed to give off the “do me” air without outright saying it in the middle of your vows?
I think this is a tasteful commentary on the traditional role of women in marriage.
Also, complete bullshit.
Imagine THAT screaming down the aisle at a poor groom….
Tasteful? Something Fishy about that…
Do you sir, take this bajingo to be your lawfully wedded wife?
As the groom looks lovingly at his betrothed, he says “Wait”. He turns his pants pocket inside out to reveal a massive fabric cock. “We both do!”
Do they then, uh, consummate the marriage by giant fabric proxy in front of the whole wedding party? Because that would make “you may kiss the bride” seem positively twelfth-century.
i dont think thats anatomically correct. but i could be confused by the pretty dress.
That is what I was thinking too … if you are going to make a larger than life vulva can’t you just put all the bits in the right places?
I was also a bit confused…wanders off to find hand mirror…
i’ll admit, this is the first time i’ve ever fiddled with myself while reading regretsy
or is it…
maybe we should all get together and buy Hazel a hand mirror … she seems to have strong feelings regarding lady bits and yet a shocking lack of knowledge.
I had a college course where that was actually a homework assignment…
OK – was afraid to ask but can’t help it. How did they grade that assignment?
The DRESS is pretty, very nice in fact, which just makes the Jolly Pink Bajingo even worse. Couldn’t they have repurposed a fugly dress?
Personally, I think my gigantic bajingo deserves the prettiest dress at the ball.
Do you put the veil on the wearer of the giant bajingo or the bajingo itself?
The clitoris is huge in proportion to the vagina bit. Also for some reason the labia is attached at the top. I googled it instead of checking my ladybits.
so did I, but in my defense I don’t own a hand mirror.
In my experience, all bajingos look different. I’ve seen a few like this…
Yay Lesbian Knowledge!
I’m sure someone’s vag looks like a vaginoplasty gone wrong.
probably someone who had bad vaginoplasty?
Remember the guy that did this?
I bet he’d be able to tell you if that’s within the norm for your garden variety bajingo. Any Gynecologists reading this who have an answer? I am curious now too.
Bajingos are all special snowflakes though. No two look alike. I am a bit puzzled that the clit is so far above the labia though. That doesn’t look right to me either. They probably call the clit “The bald man in the boat” for a reason. But meh. What do I know? Besides… It’s a stuffed vajoo stuck to the front of an otherwise gorgeous dress. That is just ridiculous and funny to begin with.
Well, to be fair it is the culmination of an *art* student’s program, not med school.
Perhaps inspired by Oldenburg: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hanneorla/1444835452/
What kind of jazz do you suppose comes out of that?
Actually, it *is* anatomically correct. There is a lot of variation in female genitals. Google Betty Dodson’s drawings to see some of the variations.
Truth in marital advertising. Is the groom wearing a giant wallet?
Also, is it bad that my first thought was, “Is it functional?”
It could probably hold an infant.
for 9 months..
That would add a whole new dimension to a shotgun wedding.
Or the Roloff family.
That could at least hold 1/2 the Duggars or all the Gosselins.
My God, this dress is the entire TLC programming lineup!
To be fair, I have heard traditional weddings described by women’s rights activists as “pussy presentations” before.
They must go to some interesting weddings. Here I thought the cake and booze were the highlights.
But did they have visual aids?
Whose fucking tradition are they referring to?
They’ve clearly never cater-waitered a wedding before.
I call false advertising.
You’d hope so. Imagine the look on the groom’s face on their wedding night when he found out she’d managed to hide something that looked like that.
It would be FABULOUS if the groom wore a giant fabric penis on his tuxedo.
You may now pork the bride.
Ahh – y’beat me to it. That was the first thing I thought when I saw this. Well, the second, actually.
The first this was “That’s not art – it’s a giant satin vagina sewn on to a gown from David’s Bridal.”
Ahaha… “beat” me to it.
Do you, a giant cunt, take him, a big dick…. Kids don’t stand a chance.
I thought about posting that very seriously, and now I’m glad I scrolled down.
Thing is, it would have to be a giant non-erect penis, or else he’d have the equivalent of a body pillow attached to his crotch.
Whoever wears that is going to make a killing on the dollar dance.
With that dress, she could handle a rugby team doing “The Scrum”
And I thought it would be impossible to find a wedding dress that my fiance would be interested in.
Aww man I didn’t go to the degree show this year because I didn’t know anyone graduating this year.
Whenever I have been it was all useful stuff and now I feel cheated that I never saw a bajingofied wedding dress.
Is it me, or does anyone else see a bajingo in that picture?
Why do you keeping seeing vulvas everywhere?
I guess I’m just a creep. *ducks head*
Or have good eyesight?
I love when I have to thumbs up an entire thread.
For the first time in my life something makes me glad that I can’t legally get married.
Same here – but it’s nice to know what I’m missing.
i’m sure you can legally get married. just not with who you want.
oh my regretsy friends! come to iowa. we throw lovely weddings. http://www.welcomeindecorah.com
This was actually my FB status today: “Milwaukee has about 30000 Iowa tourism billboards up right now. As we passed one, my 11 y.o. daughter asked “But what’s IN Iowa?” I said “I dunno… gay marriage?” She said “Sweet! Let’s go!”
Wow, someone else is from Milwaukee?? I have to say that I never noticed the Iowa billboards.
I’m on the South side, Bay View. Tokudama is also in the MKE area. Drive along 94, look up, see Iowans at a waterpark, on a rollercoaster, and, apparently, getting same-sex marriages.
Also, we here in Iowa have corn.
For your corncob underwear creations.
Although, you must admit, a gentleman wearing this at his big gay wedding would be taking tastelessness and dubious symbolism to a whole new level.
First words that popped into my head: dick tux.
Yes, in two styles – intact (with cummerbund), or circ’ed (sans cummerbund).
THANK YOU for spelling “cummerbund” correctly.
what is the purpose of a cummerbund anyway? i don’t think i ever actually seen the word written, so i dont know how i would have spelled it if it wasn’t there to read.
to hold theater tickets.
(former theater/costume designer here)
Somebidder, thanks for the info! I always assumed it was to hid the man’s belt (which every man would wear during the day–unless he wore suspenders) and give a sleeker line to the suit.
Will this leave the vigina under the dress jealous?
“i” and “a” are very far apart on the keyboard. this worries me.
I think spelling it might be more challenging than finding it?
You obviously next met my ex.
My favourite part of this is that it is completly anatomicly correct….most art-vaginas only include the vagina hole, but this actually includes the pee hole as well. Wow.
Except that the vagina’s smaller than the clit.
I feel like that should be said while holding a magic wand…
To devastating effect.
Oh what I wouldn’t do to have such an active imagination sometimes.
That should have been “not have such an active imagination.” Definitely not.
@Fia Flammiferous: you mean Hitachi magic wand, right?
Perhapes “completly anatomicly correct” wasnt the right phrase, but props to the artist for making a higher effort at correctedness.
Actually, some women do have abnorminally large clits. So maybe shes looking at her own as the model.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a hyena bajingo. I’ve read female hyenas can get erections.
Or maybe she should go study that wall o’bajingo to learn her anatomy properly…
and of course the urethra is too far from the clit and too close to the vag.
ok, so after the thumbs down I totally … umm … checked and I don’t pee from anything that close to my vagina … but maybe my parts are deformed, though no one has ever mentioned anything, not OBGYNs not boyfriends …
Oh Flounces you made me picture the hyena clits! So much repression all gone to waste! They are the size of a banana, people- It’s friggin gross.
The vagina looks small because the hymen is intact. I wonder if the artist made it tearable. That would certainly add somethign to the ceremony!
Ha, I was reeally slow with typing this time. Sorry, didn’t mean to restate what you’d already said.
That would be because it’s a virgin vagina, with a bad case of hymenal occlusion (I think that’s the term?) Anyways, I’d say the whole thing is a statement on a white dress symbolizing virginity, and that’s the bride’s worth.
It’s not occluded, as there is a clear perforation. But it is seriously virginal.
Also, I have realized that I may know too much about vaginas.
I think the whole thing is a statement on poor decision making. Both marriage and the using of vaginas in fashion.
Not all hymens belong to virgins kthx.
oo, glad you pointed it out! props for the appropriate vag for the occasion!
clits come in all sizes just like dicks
That’s cause her hymen is intact! And she’s engorged with marital bliss.
Also it seems like the vulva is attached under the clit. I wasn’t aware it was supposed to do that.
For the…LABIA. Not vulva. *facepalm*
Sometimes it’s better to lose the “my vulva is bigger than your vulva” contest.
Is this the pocket for the envelopes from the wedding guests?
Actually probably legitimately classier than a wedding sack.
“…then all the guests put cards and money into your mother’s vagina, and nine months later- there you were!”
it’s the classy version of putting a dollar in a stripper’s butt crack?
So. Beautiful. Should. Have sent. A poet.
Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I stick my penis in your giant bajoo
I think I already saw this on “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding”.
i’m sorry but I think this dress is totally IT… anyone who would wear it has my admiration… it would take BALLS to wear this Bajingo gown!
*sniff* Aww, I knew this guy would find love someday!
Guess there IS a cover for every pot…
Huh that’s a pretty nice dress *scroll* I like the pleating on the bodice *scroll scroll* HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCKERY
EXACTLY! I don’t think Emily Post would approve of the bride SCARING THE CRAP out of her guests!
That was pretty much my reaction too. “Pretty dre…buh?”
I know I’m too acclimated to Regretsy now, because I thought “giant fabric vulva, that goes without saying… *immediately pretending it’s not there* hmm, that’s a really pretty dress”.
My problem is more that I have lost the ability to say, “No, I won’t look at that.” For example, as a result of this post, I came across a video about labiaplasty. And then I watched it because it existed.
And now I’ve lost the ability to leave well enough alone and I’m gonna go find that video…
Omg me too I thought it was pretty chiffon or something but this is Regretsy so of course it’s a vagina. I kept on scrolling up and trying to just look at the top
part of the dress, but eBay has been seen cannot be unseen. Ever.
Manybellsdown, I loved your comment so much that I told other people about it. OK, so that won’t result in many more thumbs up, but it’s very good. I even told someone about it Saturday night and you’d written it Thursday.
Seriously, though, I have a life! I just apprecate really good snark.
If that was ever put up for sale, it’d be snatched up in a flash!
“Snatched” up, huh?
I see what you did there.
Yes, she could create a hole line. Perhaps a dress with a slit up the side? And of course accessories like a purse, a muff, and maybe a beaver hat for the groom. All wrapped up in a nice box. OK, done being 12 now.
And she could customize it to the bride, so the curtains match the drapes.
A “hole” line, indeed.
I should go into fashion, I could design a MUCH nicer vagina dress.
Sorry. Replied to the wrong comment. I’m new. Could ya tell?
Now, for bonus points, make one for Lady Gaga out of Arby’s roast beef.
I wonder what the bridesmaid dresses look like
I’m thinking, smaller, uglier, crappier looking vaginas, you know, to make the bride’s look better.
also with the hymen fabric suspiciously attached to the groomsmen’s tuxedo pants?
Tuxedo skants. So there’s an opening for his giant formal fabric wang.
With more of a greyish pink fabric, of course. And then there will be that one bridesmaid who decides to apply My Pink Button and gets fired from the wedding party.
Bride to the seamstress – “No, I asked for a simple front CUT…”
I was thinking that perhaps the bride asked for a sexy slit up the front… and the designer was on serious hallucinogenics.
Wonder if the designer offer a hymen option for those brides who want to be virgins on their wedding day. Perhaps some nice gossamer netting?
I was wondering if there was a shotgun wedding version in which the baby bump is incorporated by having a crowning head pushing its way out.
The geek in me wants to motorize the labia so they clap as the bride and groom kiss at the end of the ceremony.
I like your inner geek!
How about a step further–it’s a shotgun wedding, the bride and groom kiss…and the baby’s little hands reach out and clap? Perhaps hold the bouquet while mom and dad embrace?
Way to be subtle.
The clit reminds me of Voldemort’s head on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head in the first Harry Potter movie. Yikes.
At least the groom won’t have to spend all night finding the clit!
Jesus H. Christ. That’s all I can think of to say.
And she’ll be appalled when her husband gets mad and calls her a “giant c*nt”!
Now all the bride needs is a real mink fur wrap, and a passing PETA rally to make a truly and horrifyingly perfect picture.
I KNEW by now to not read regretsy and eat, what made me think I’ve grown past this?
Toe, nothin’. You could fit the whole camel in there. And the desert to go with it oh god now I am thinking about giant sandy vaginas.
ewww. way to make me itch.
Hand me those Legos, I need to pray!
The perfect last picture – he is SO horrified.
Tim is exactly right!
Isn’t he always?
I want to marry this triptych. And I already know what I’ll wear to the wedding!
I was totally expecting the last frame to be “Make it work”, but even Tim is more realistic than that.
God, this is disturbing. I think it’s a matter of scale.
I LOVE IT.
Does it come with a giant tampon?
OMG No! It’s your WEDDING DAY! You plan that shit for another time!
Doesn’t need one; this is the bride’s bouquet:
There is an entire site devoted to crafting with tampons?
*packs a few novels, some perfume and soap, and sunscreen 300 in the basket*
OK, that’s it. I’m taking the 12:45 basket to Hell. Anyone want to join me?
Somebody’s reeeeeeallly looking forward to the wedding night.
The rest of the dress is so pretty. Maybe I can take this to a dress shop in town for my wedding and say, “Do you have anything like this, minus the genitals? Or..maybe with genitals that don’t look so throw-pillow?”
brazillian wedding dress?
Does it have a little bud vase in it, to hold the bouquet? (Like the new-ish VW Bugs?)
Bud vase? She could put the entire bouquet in that thing.
AND the centerpieces.
This is the second time you’ve referenced this site. I’m getting very concerned about you Postmenopaws.
…why it’s never a good idea to save yourself for the honeymoon. Might wanna take a peak at it first…
Wait—I get it. It is a visual tool to demonstrate the sexual frustration of married couples. It closes after the ceremony to illustrate the end of a joyous sex life. Right? Please, for the sake of Paula Bunyon’s va-jay-jay, tell me you can close this up. Or that there is a sphincter pillbox hat to match.
Oh, and BTW – this is SCREAMING for a “who wore it better.” Even if it hasn’t actually been worn.
Or who whored it better?
I do admire your pun-ilingous
I am flattered, thank you!
Redundant, but YES.
No, Sarah is a much bigger one.
On her it looks right.
A cunt within a cunt…CUNTCEPTION
Only there’s really no need to go deeper.
*falls on the floor howling with laughter*
Yo Dawg, I heard you like twats, so I put a twat on a twat…
Sorry guys: I just wasted 40 min of my life seeking a gif or vid of a person repeatedly ceaslessly screaming (because that’s what I did) but now I give up. Anyone recall the Simpsons episode where Homer volunteers for a hypnotist then flashes back to seeing a skull as a kid and screams nonstop for a couple weeks, like during meals, driving, you name it… just livin his life like normal except screaming with each breath… that’d be a good clip to have on hand.
This is a costume from the most recent Planet of the Apes remake — because this totally looks like a female chimpanzee “in season”.
When my bulldog was in season hers almost touched the ground. Scary shit!
That was my thought, too. (I initially thought the giant vulva was on the back of the dress, heightening the simian impression.) I wonder if that’s what the artist had in mind–some sort of commentary on how the “virginal white” wedding dress is actually a signal of readiness to mate.
I’m assuming that the creator didn’t intend for it to be worn. I’m not totally sure what “degree art show” means–if this was the final project of someone who just finished their undergrad degree, I’ll say it’s a fairly clever project. (For a faculty member or someone finishing a grad degree, I find it a little lacking in nuance.)
I’m debating whether I should send my sister-in-law and niece over here – my niece got married about 3 weeks ago and I want to show her what she COULD have chosen to wear.
Don’t debate – act!
But don’t you think that’s just what this dress needs? A master debater? (I’m sorry… it was just such a good bump and set, I had to risk the spike.)
Oh, I just had a wonderful, horrible thought–that bride is going to SO love dancing the first dance with her husband…and anyone else who wants to slow dance. I can’t say anything else. It would just be too offensive.*
*Mops. The reception hall staff should have lots and lots of mops. That’s all I’m saying.
I have to say, from a fashion design/patternmaking/sewing point of view, that is quite impressive.
I would hate to see the mother of the bride’s face when her new son-in-law decides to go for the garter using his teeth WITHOUT lifting the dress up! Just dives right in head first….
It looks like something that could be on Doctor Who.
From the NYT – Weddings
The groom choose a vintage Armani tux, the bridesmaids were attired in shell pink, floor-length sheathes by Vera Wang, and the bride wore a GIANT FREAKING BAJINGO!
I just have to wonder how it makes HK feel to know that giant plushy vaginas remind people of her.
Those weegies are crazy.
I was just thinking I’d never before noticed how much a vagoo looks like a cute little cyclops blowing me a kiss. ;*
Need to photoshop some tufts around the bajingo.
Pearlheartgtr doesn’t have to look far to find them.
SO not what I had in mind! *skin-crawling shudder*
Thought I’d keep with the filthy hippy theme. Just be happy I couldn’t find a decent picture of nappy dreads with beads.
Um, we’re gonna need some emergency hedge trimmers in the studio…
The one with the dreds is the only thing ever to make me CRY with laughter. OMG you are awesome.
It does have repurpose possibilities. After the ceremony, detach twat and “bajingo!” you have a cunt cushion for sofa or bed!
It’s in Martha Stewart’s new collection, Coochie Classics. And it’s not just a cunt cushion! *squeeing with delight at the news* IT UNFOLDS TO A QUEEN-SIZE COMFORTER!
Dare I say it? Dare I? I dare! It’s multipurpose.
I’m thinking of using this for the kid’s “coming of age” ceremony where he/she needs to re-enact his/her birth.
I dont know..might be just me, but it looks like it would make a nice pillow.
You’d have to be careful where you put your face; that labia could smother you.
Is there a penis version for your date to wear? Now that would make a great portrait.
Okay, there’s only way way this would make sense:
A horror movie where the innocent heroine, on her way to her wedding, encounters some weird alien goo which melds with her flesh and causes her bajingo to migrate to the OUTSIDE of her body and grow to gigantic proportions.
I’m going with the that one because it could feature lots of shots of by-standers being eaten by the giant alien bajingo.
have you ever heard of a movie called “With Teeth” at all?
Bajingo Bajongo, I’m with you. The title alone gives me all sorts of images *cringe* that I don’t want in my mind.
The only thing on the bridal registry are tickets to “The Vagina Monologues”
Just add Bridesmaids in the urinal dress and you have the perfect wedding! In hell…..
This must be part of the sequel to “What Women Want”…”What Men Really See”.
This is great! Now women have a dress for every special occasion and right-of-passage!
Family Reunion or Cocktail party:
Ah, life feels complete.
Redundant. There’s already a big box there.
Helen, how do you feel about the fact that you are the first person people think of when they see a giant bajingoed wedding dress???
The bridesmaids could wear these:
“I know this looks like a bajing. So what do you want to do about it?”
Again, they take what could be a beautiful dress and vulvatize it.
I know! People are so vulvar these days.
I love that term! My gran would alwys say “that’s vulgar”re things like that dress, and yours is a great modern update.
But that one’s not intentional is it? That almost makes it stranger.
Boyfriend on the phone: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that last part? She just showed me a picture of a dress with a giant vag on it. No, I’m not kidding. Can you repeat what you said?”
I’ve been trying for about 3 hours to come up with a witty comment about this dress, but I just can’t seem to get my head around the fact that it actually exists.
I think the word, “Fuckery,” is in there somewhere.
Dude! What is Julie Andrews doing with those little girls’ hands?
She’s keeping them from wandering off and getting lost in the big pink cave.
This is how I remember one chapter in Our Bodies, Our Selves, which I read almost 45 years ago.
Looking at this dress makes me feel self-conscious and inadequate. Am I deformed or something?
I want to see the tux.
Anything goes, but the CUMmerbund has to be mauve.
Does this come in blue?
Blue waffle, probably.
*sigh* I miss Glasgow…
It puts the lotion on its dress or else it gets divorced again.
All you need to do is get some of that vagina perfume and you will be able to not only smell realistic you will be able to…
CHANGE THE SIZE OF THE SMELL
Anyone watch Drawn Together? Looking at this dress, I can’t stop seeing Princess Clara’s coochie monster.
La La La La Labia
I think you can “hide” that thing under the front part of the dress.Looks as if it was pulled to the right to expose it.Would be a surprise-dress,if.
Can you imagine how much that vagina would weigh if this was a Badgley Mischka?
What, no ‘puckered rosebud’ at the bottom?? A satin anus would have really added some class.
Don’t you mean “added MORE class”?
This thing scares the shit out of me
Great. You just spoiled the surprise of her reception gown.
I’m wasted right now, and I couldn’t even handle reading the first few comments without cracking up and waking up my roommates. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Wonder what the bridegroom’s trousers look like.
When i was in secondary school i wanted to go to the Glasgow School of Art but i did badly on my exams so that idea went out the window. If only i had applied myself and done better i could have been sewing vaginas onto wedding dresses.
Oh, fucking WHY?
It’s a beautiful dress, then it’s got a giant mess on the front that’s all wrong unless your bridesmaids are wearing plum, and who the hell needs that?
So would the beading on the bodice be considered vagazzling?
Is that what mine’s supposed to look like? Uh oh.
Forgive me, but all I can think of is the bride walking down the aisle, the groom catching glimpse of her, and then humping that giant vagoo on her leg like a dog.
Keep calm and bajingo on!
This makes me sad that I used to go to the GSA. Ahh art school
Glasgow represent! Those art school kids are so hip it must hurt.
I would like to be part of this school of ‘art’.
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