Rhyme Nor Reason
I have no idea what this is supposed to be. I wish I did, because I love fun-tastic novelty underpants as much as the next guy, provided the next guy doesn’t particularly like fun-tastic novelty underpants.
Maybe I just need to see the cute little poem that comes with it, and then I’ll understand. I tried writing my own, but I couldn’t think of anything that rhymed with WHY IS THERE A CORN COB TIED TO YOUR UNDERPANTS.
Hey, I know! Why don’t you figure it out? Leave your best cute little poem in the comments, and the poem I like the best will win this box of shit.
I’ll be over here, counting my Vicodin.