- Submitted by Emily

Yeah, so… Jesus isn’t here yet. Which is weird. I’m going to give it a few more hours, but if he doesn’t show up pretty soon, I may pass on the whole thing.

I’m getting a little irritated, to be honest with you. Kind of rude to have people waiting around all day. Shit or get off the pot, you know what I’m saying?

Whatever. King of Kings, you’d think he could make a phone call. NOT COOL, JESUS.

Anyway, we’ve chosen our favorites in each category, and we’re just resizing photos and putting the posts together. We’ll have it up as soon as we can.

- Submitted by Brian

Well, I haven’t heard anything from Jesus yet, but I’m not worried. There was an accident on the 405 earlier, so he might still be in traffic. It’s crazy out there.

Anyway this could take a while, so I’m going to give you until midnight to submit your Holy Flounce™ pictures. If you’re getting here late, here’s how you enter.

So just keep going, and I’ll let you know when Jesus gets here and I have to take off.

Peace out.

Lot 8: Say What?

Closing out this glorious day of Rapture, we have a wonderfully-diverse collection of artwork from some of our oldest friends.

• Two paintings from fan favorite Denny Pinkham, who we first saw way back when in this post.
• Two small paintings from perennial All-Star Cappy Sue, last seen starring in our Christmas Special.
• Two prints from the illustrious Kit Cameo.

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In closing, I’d like to thank you all so much for participating. I’m sorry if you’re still down there on Earth reading this. I guess you’ll never get to sit by the side of the Heavenly Father. Maybe you should have engaged in a little less sodomy. Just a thought.

Lot 7: I Welcome All Comments sampler

Fantastic hand stitched sampler inspired by this post.

It’s a beautifully made piece, and a wonderful way to say “hey, shut the fuck up.”

I’m sorry to say that I when I opened this piece, I inadvertently threw away the envelope and the enclosed letter, so I can’t remember who made this. If this is your piece, please let me know so I can credit/link you.

UPDATE: This steller sampler was stitched by Impossiblerocket!

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