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Winner: Lot 8

Here are the top 5 Holy Flounce™ photos for the Say What? lot!

Gimmeswords

rushgirl2112

brooklinda

ChristianRose

AND THE WINNER IS

Calmb4tehpwn

Congratulations, Calmb4tehpwn! Email us to claim your lot!

40 comments on Winner: Lot 8

  1. F. Delsarte (3 Grecian urns and a facepalm)
    May 22, 2011 at 8:03 am

    As soon as I saw the pizza one I knew it was a winner! Awesome with extra sauce!

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  2. jennfenn
    May 22, 2011 at 8:14 am

    while pedobear cracks my shit up, the pizza one deserved the gold. congrats!!

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  3. NanaB
    May 22, 2011 at 8:15 am

    overall, my most favorite of all.. congrats calmbr….and everyone who won and all who entered too!

    so, helen and bronc are you going to get some sleep now? up all night, I’m impressed!

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  4. lavajin
    May 22, 2011 at 8:26 am

    Awesome XD

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  5. ZombiesFreakMeOut
    May 22, 2011 at 8:39 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! excellent!!

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  6. EricaVee
    May 22, 2011 at 8:54 am

    YAY, the Pedobear one and the pizza ones were my favorites out of all of these!

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  7. Portmandont
    May 22, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Damned Pedobear is damned!

    These are awesome. Congrats to the winners. : )

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  8. rushgirl2112
    May 22, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Aw, how cool that I made it to the top five! Congrats to the winner – well deserved! :)

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    • cmcneal
      May 22, 2011 at 10:39 am

      LOVED yours. LOVED. Pop culture within pop culture within…

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    • chocovanilla
      May 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm

      I loved yours too! Tom Cruise + raptured Oprah = WIN

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  9. Princess Steampunk FluffyPants
    May 22, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Yeah, the pizza one ruled. Shame I spent Rapture day drinking instead of taking photos.

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  10. dawnsedge
    May 22, 2011 at 9:53 am

    Thanks to one and all for an entertaining weekend. You guys make me proud to be one of the damned.

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  11. humalong
    May 22, 2011 at 10:32 am

    This was fantabulous! Thank you for the entertaining with such whimsicle abandon. I was in the process of staging my holy flounce picture when the rapture came to me….. It’s OK up here: the people are boring, but the free wireless is super fast.

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  12. AutumnFrosty
    May 22, 2011 at 10:40 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • cmcneal
      May 22, 2011 at 10:43 am

      I believe April and Bronc were the official judges of the contest. But as I said rather effusively in another post, EVERYONE’S A WINNER here. This really DOES make me want to hand out participant ribbons to each and every one of you, because you are ALL VERY SPECIAL.

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    • Belinda (got2Bkidding)
      May 22, 2011 at 10:46 am

      Not trying to be a bitch here–wait, who am I kidding?
      This isn’t American Idol–we don’t get a vote. From “the rules”:
      “We’ll look through all the submissions and announce the winners tonight, if we’re still here.”

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    • mapleleaves
      May 22, 2011 at 10:59 am

      I’m sure the competitors weren’t giving thumbs-up to other people’s work, so the approval rating was really irrelevant.

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      • Betty Cracker
        May 22, 2011 at 4:40 pm

        I must be the anomaly. I was totally thumbs-upping the hell out of anyone I thought deserved it.

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    • NanaB
      May 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

      Yeah…had it gone by number of votes, we all would have been campaigning and calling begging threatening bribing friends and relatives so we’d win.. then some of us would demand a re-count all the way to the Supreme Court. Myself, I’d demand to see everybody’s original birth certificate…

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    • AutumnFrosty
      May 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      • AutumnFrosty
        May 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

        Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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        • rushgirl2112
          May 22, 2011 at 12:48 pm

          It’s really subjective, but I do have to say that I greatly enjoyed that particular one too.

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      • Belinda (got2Bkidding)
        May 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

        Don’t be silly, a nice, sweet answer would confuse the fuck out of everyone here! We can only be nice for a couple days at a time!

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      • brenda dickson’s vagine
        May 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm

        The comment section is not the place for calling out judging decisions. I’m going to wrap this one up. Thanks.

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      • angel drawers
        May 23, 2011 at 6:42 am

        You did get an answer to your question. Nobody gave you attitude. But I’m giving it to you now, because that’s clearly what you’re looking for.

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    • desertsongdog
      May 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm

      Well, at least she got to have sex yesterday. :\

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  13. Betty Cracker
    May 22, 2011 at 10:59 am

    The pizza one was a total lock! Love it.

    Also, somehow I missed the Pedobear one last night, but HOLY SHIT. Well played.

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    • Glitteristhenewblack
      May 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

      Your twitter one was pretty funny Betty. I had to read it twice to get it. I’m slow like that.

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  14. mapleleaves
    May 22, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Incidentally, Jesus dropped by for coffee and cigars after dinner last night. He said He was thinking about doing the Rapture yesterday, but it got leaked to the media.

    He was on his way to California to look for that Camping guy because, He said, “nobody likes a blabbermouth.”

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    • desertsongdog
      May 22, 2011 at 6:31 pm

      D’oh! *facepalm* The guy’s name is Camping! I wondered why everyone was talking about camping, I thought they meant camping outdoors. Way to pay attention to world events, Wile E.

      (Yeah, I call myself Wile E.)

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      • mapleleaves
        May 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm

        I read about a woman who’d sold everything to spread the word who said she had “heard Mr. Camping on the radio.” My first thought was some sort of outdoorsy program like you’d hear on a Saturday morning before the Lawn and Garden Show.

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  15. itdepends
    May 22, 2011 at 11:25 am

    The pizza pic was hilarious! I’m happy you won.

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  16. MsBuzzkillington
    May 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Haha, the Pedobear one is great!

    I love the ones that have other another person is involved. Pizza delivery person and the hairdresser in the other one were cool for playing along.

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  17. Glitteristhenewblack
    May 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    All of these were great and such a snarky, drunken way to spend rapture day. Thank you Helen and Bronc. Shall we make it an annual thing?
    Don’t answer that until you’ve had some rest.

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    • Calmb4tehpwn
      May 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm

      I’m not sure annual would be the way to go, but certainly at the turn of ever rapture scare. We’ve got on just a year an a half away!

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  18. nkbhefner
    May 22, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    just laughed until my hubby said “i worry about you sometimes.” i love my regretsian family.

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  19. Strong McHandsome
    May 23, 2011 at 3:49 am

    I think the first one is my favourite; mostly because I like the idea of someone frying up some sausages in just their underpants because that’s what I do. It feels like frying sausages in just your underpants might be some sort of unifying universal human experience.

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    • spandy
      May 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm

      yeah, but, are the panties in front of the stove lying in a puddle of pee, or just yellowish tiles?
      Seems natural enuf to get raptured & leave your bladder contents behind. No?

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