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Winner: Lot 4

Here are the top 5 Holy Flounceā„¢ photos for the 420 lot!

bornmiddleaged

Melissa

summerset

Theerin

AND THE WINNER IS

Testicles McGee

Congratulations, Testicles McGee! Email us to claim your lot!

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20 comments on Winner: Lot 4

  1. Hypnovel
    May 22, 2011 at 1:17 am

    Absolutely love that one. A very worthy winner.

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  2. FionaFisticuffs
    May 22, 2011 at 1:20 am

    I think the fact that he owns a framed picture of Full House-era Bob Saget warrants a win on its own.

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  3. Bitchface McGee
    May 22, 2011 at 4:02 am

    Wait, his name is Testicles McGee? I think that’s my soulmate.

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  4. ziegfeldgirl
    May 22, 2011 at 4:17 am

    Well shit. Good job everyone! I’m very jealous!

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  5. envy
    May 22, 2011 at 4:31 am

    This is one of my favs – the tiger suit, crack, Bob Saget :D
    Congrats to the winner!

    Plus I thoroughly enjoyed all the runner’s up

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    • malpert4
      May 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

      my favorite part is that the crack is actually crystal light

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  6. ViolentGlitterOrgy
    May 22, 2011 at 5:40 am

    Tigger, coke, Book of Mormon and Bob Saget…There is a TOWERING level of awesome in this one.

    Well done!

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    • ViolentGlitterOrgy
      May 22, 2011 at 5:41 am

      Plus…man, some of these must have been hard to choose. There was a lot of good. A lot!

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    • Ree
      May 22, 2011 at 10:42 am

      While I appreciate a random BofM as much as the next lapsed Mormon, I think, for me, it is the juxtaposition of the framed Saget and the Jeezy statue. So much depth, so much depth.

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    • Septembered
      May 22, 2011 at 10:47 am

      I didn’t even see the book till you pointed it out. Thank you.

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  7. summerset
    May 22, 2011 at 7:14 am

    I posted the entry with the hair salon but I was *not* the gal in the pic…. I went in there to get the shot and the manager was a GREAT sport and posed in the pic for me.
    Thanks to the folks at Hair Cuttery for being cool enough to do a favor for a total stranger :)

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    • ViolentGlitterOrgy
      May 22, 2011 at 9:46 am

      Stuff like that makes me hate people just a little less.

      This whole contest, actually…lowered my misanthropy considerably. Thank you for that.

      (cuz it’s all about my needs…sheesh.)

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  8. mitchellaneous
    May 22, 2011 at 7:59 am

    This was my clear winner of the entire day. Tiger suit…amazing. Also, nice effort on the haircuttery. Fab.

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  9. Theerin
    May 22, 2011 at 8:36 am

    Grats McGee! Though fuck you for owning both that sweet tiger suit AND a framed Saget. How much awesome can you fit into one apartment?

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  10. Agent_of_Chaos
    May 22, 2011 at 9:49 am

    What sort of high would you end up from snorting Crystal Light?

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  11. Betty Cracker
    May 22, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Love them all. I seriously laughed until I hyperventilated when I originally saw the winner, in between wondering where they got my Halloween costume from second grade. (I was Hobbes!)

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  12. Flashynista
    May 22, 2011 at 10:41 am

    Testicles is my comedic hero!!1

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  13. denisewalks
    May 22, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Love them all. Bob Saget FTW!

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  14. Squibbledy_Flap
    May 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Personally fapping to snood lady was my fave. Wait…I mean my favorite contest entry.

    All hilarious entries though!

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