Rapture Giveaway – Lot 5
Lot 5: Bloodlust at Tiffany’s
This is a big lot of vintage, handmade and freaky-ass jewelry.
There are numerous steampunk octopi, goatse creations, strange things on chains, Cthulhu statement weirdness, pieces that cannot be explained, and a random sprinkling of beautiful, well-made things that make it all worthwhile.
Like this lot? Enter to win now!
Rules for entry are posted here
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
I think it’s precious that he checked under the hat. Like I just shrunk at random.
May 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I love the choice of books.
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Screenshot from the rapture. I’ve got this, bro.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Saving your soul via facebook?! Ultimate Lawlz!
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Beautiful!!! *tear*
May 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm
RIP Captain Kitsch
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I love the soilent veal tshirt.
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
I was going to enter, but this is the ultimate win.
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Bravo.
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
You win! I’m not EVEN posting a pic on this one.
May 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
comment of the fucking day.
May 21, 2011 at 7:05 pm
Such a beautiful way to go. Down on one’s knees…praying.
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Same thing I do every night, Pinky.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
(Yes, I know it didn’t come out in 1993, before anyone asks. Blame my music program.)
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
I love that you thought to include your earrings!
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
HAHA! God liked me better!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Thanks to my husband for posing for this. I promised him sex at exactly 6:01pm in exchange for his help.
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
You’re married to John Travolta?
May 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I love his expression! “You sure this is how I am supposed to look??”
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
nothing left but fishnets and glitter, now I’m stripping for Jesus!
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Whores get to go, but I don’t? Story of my life.
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Jesus was always friends with the prostitutes!
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Good-bye, cruel world! Oh, wait. Never mind. (Wouldn’t have worked anyway. It’s electric.)
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Hey! Let’s hope we get someone else who takes your attempted suicide joke too seriously to comment about how fat we all are and how lovely the world is.
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Heh. Yep, that’s what I’m hoping for. Especially because those are my “fat” jeans.
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Ya know, I’m getting a little tired of the standard insults like fat, lesbian, loser, etc. How about showing a little creativity. Harpy, shrew, harridan, fish wife, shrill. Like that.
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I prefer jezebel myself. Has a nice Biblical ring to it — very appropriate for the Rapture.
May 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Gutter Snipe is my personal favorite. ^.^
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
I’ve always liked cunty bitchface myself. It’s what I name Aerith every time I play through Final Fantasy VII.
May 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm
OMG! I just came up with a super great insult! Well, at least it sounded good at the time. I think you could call someone a ‘snood’ and they would get super offended even though they didn’t know what it meant.
“You’re such a fucking snood, Jennifer! And don’t try and say you’re not, Alison told me what you did last weekend. That’s just an irresponsible way to use knitting needles!”
May 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
I always like to quote R. Lee Ermey for a good insult. Personal fav, “The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress” Also based on a lot of the posts here today perverts and pot heads are going to start to be thrown around.
May 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
If we’re throwing pervs and potheads around, I’m in.
May 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I’d like to say, in case anyone cares, I’m pretty sure that other comment everyone was so mad about was a joke. The dude is a nice guy, a loyal AA member and a huge fan of April and Regretsy. IMO, that comment summed up what all the butthurt bimbos and flouncaholics say about regretsians. And I commend him.
May 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Ok, well don’t get mad at us. How are we supposed to know it’s a joke when people post things like that for reals?
May 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm
uhm.. your so fat that on the day of the rapture, they had to send two angels to drag you through the roof..
Will that do?
Me.. they sent a crane
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Ooo, your baby’s gorgeous! Can I
hazhave him?May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Which Terry Pratchett book is that? I love all of them.
May 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm
looks like equal rites? Or one of the witch ones
May 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Based on L-Space Web’s list, I think it’s Lords and Ladies.
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j329/bluk30/Regretsy/Douchery.jpg
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
I KNEW I should’ve been driving!
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Also note the octopus necklace. The rapture apparently will take those with octopi first.
May 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Apparently God loves resellers.
May 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Ironically enough, I got it as a gift long before I’d ever heard of Etsy or Regretsy even existed. When I found it in my jewelry box yesterday, it was obviously a sign.
I like my signs to come with cephalopods.
May 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm
The last thing I ever saw was the vision of an angel. . .
and yeah, before that, the snood lady.
May 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Thumbs way up for Snoods!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
You win in my book!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
So there I was, reading about breastfeeding and eating a quesadilla when waalaa, I was raptured. Fuck. Those library books are overdue. And I haven’t taken down the Christmas tree.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Bet you didn’t expect a lawyer to get raptured!
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Bonus content, because the only camera I have at the moment is the one on my phone, and it sucks, plus the brightness from the computer screen was messing up the shot, so I had to angle the screen away.
May 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
I wish I could thumbs this up more than once!
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
LOVE the Southpark reference. You rock.
May 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I love this more than I can possibly say.
May 22, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Ha ha Butte and Hurtz. Well played!
May 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I love that it looks like even my Blackberry is getting raptured. Frack, even in heaven, I have to answer emails!
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
peace out bitches
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm
That’s gross. Funny, but gross. I’m going to go not eat anything for 48 hours now. lol!
May 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm
lol. Thank you for your feedback, I didn’t think many would enjoy the poop pic. I’m still pretty proud of my Husband for being okay with me photographing and posting his Crapture.
May 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm
The word “Crapture” is worth a thumbs up.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Please excuse my techtardedness.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
You wait until after work for the rapture? Why couldn’t this happen on my way to work today? I didn’t even get in the front door. C’mon.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150607222530315.676944.571535314
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Didn’t you already post that one?
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
I love that there’s flounce on your Holy Flounce pic.
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
In the comments of your pic on FB ^.
Damn distractions making click Post before I was done typing.
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Aaaaand there goes the dog…
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
What can I say? Jesus has some weird standards.
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one wearing a shirt and my underwear, whilst laying in bed reading and cuddling a bear.. though.. they won’t bring the bears
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Or the google-eyed bee socks!
May 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
A tiger for me – close enough?
May 21, 2011 at 4:46 pm
yeah, you can join our ‘we miss our stuffed toys’ club
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Unfortunately for Kenobi, it was the Rapture that got him, not Vader.
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Well that is just 100 kinds of awesome.
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Gaddangit, Jesus spilled my drink. -_-”
May 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
This is why I never invite him to parties anymore.
May 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Your comment makes the photo for me. You’re my fave out of all these whimsicle pictures.
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/794/rapturey.jpg
Anyone care to tell me how to make these pictures show up – in language that a drunken six year old could understand?
May 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Type
remove the periods, and put the Direct Link that imageshack gives you where the *** is.
May 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Okay, I guess I can’t type code with periods in it, it just disappears(almost as if it was raptured). Underneath where you type, there’s a list of HTML codes. Use the one that says img src and put the direct link in between the quotes.
May 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm
thanks!
May 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm
hall-e-fucking-lujah!
May 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Great pose, yellow shirt lady. Love this!
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Painting bajingos, like I do every weekend…
May 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
This is by far my favorite!!!! BRAVA!!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
I’ve got more cats than you.
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May 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm
No you don’t.
May 21, 2011 at 8:13 pm
*snort*
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Ann is totally going to be in heaven with me.
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Six Feet Under! I had been thinking about that episode for weeks anytime someone mentioned the rapture.
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm
This always makes me think of the BEST DEATH EVER on “Six Feet Under”.
“Oh no, Jesus! Take me! Take me too!”
May 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm
You know, I have to admit, I’ve never seen that show. I feel like an Etsy reseller, and I didn’t even mean to!
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I’ve got more cats than you (retry)
May 21, 2011 at 9:08 pm
That looks less like the Rapture and more like they ate you!
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
caught in mid-cuddle
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Most wonderful day of my life!
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I was in the midst of creating my glitter rhinestone steampunk fuckery masterpiece when I got hoovered up. I think this is god’s way of telling me it wasn’t steampunk.
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
two points just for The Crow tee shirt.
May 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I don’t know if mine compares with some of the ones I’ve seen, but the best part was definitely having my neighbor give me a strange look through the fence while I was taking pictures in the backyard.
May 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Those shoes make me gaga! It would be fabulous if they were actually yours, but you just shopped them in from some place online, though, didn’t you? Oh well, can you tell me the site, pretty please?
May 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
That ice cream is so freaking good. I rapture every time I eat it.
May 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm
I literally *just* got back from the Safeway where I picked up vanilla ice cream and wine heh
May 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I was hard at work on my April’s Army submission..
May 21, 2011 at 3:08 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Rapture for my husband and I, of various sorts…
May 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
i’ve never felt so thin
May 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Here I WAS taking a break from making jewelry… Damn.
May 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Wait, why am I being thumbs downed? I thought we were supposed to post pictures?
Did I do it wrong?
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I guess some people don’t appreciate the authenticity of dirty undies?
May 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
LOL. Well, dirty panties happen. Especially since I dug all of that out of the hamper.
Ce la vie!
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
There. This is the only lot I want to win, so here is the other photo I took.
May 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Thumbs down for the visible “clitty litter” in the undies.
Then again, it’s pretty damn funny if it was done on purpose. I think…
May 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm
It was. LOL. Thank god I didn’t choose to do a “dirty” maxi pad or tampon, seems like that one got some heavy coverage. xD
May 21, 2011 at 9:30 pm
I gave you the thumbs up for the very reason most people thumbs-ed you down – it’s about COMMITMENT man, commitment.
May 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
This is Tanya. She’s kind of the resident slut at my apartments. One of those girls that wears Ugg knockoffs when it’s 102 out, and skimpy shorts when it’s sub-freezing. She does the sweatpants roll-down to show off her thong.
Shocked as all hell to see her raptured.
Ah. Yeah. That’s classy.
I might actually miss her.
May 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
I gave a thumbs up just because of the tampon. LOL
May 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
I felt like I had to.
Nothing says “Regretsy” like a bloody tampon.
May 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm
goddammit, i want just about to do the tampon thing…
May 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm
I was just wondering about that very same thing meself. Being on the rag today an’ all, I’d have to leave a mess.
May 21, 2011 at 7:09 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 9:10 pm
My period made me thumb up this…
May 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
My rapture got a little messy, I think there is a glitch in the matrix…
I hope this pic isn’t too big…
May 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150616859830422&set=a.236156470421.284750.642835421&type=1&theater
hope I did posted this correctly I dun do HTML :/
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
suuuuuuuuuck
May 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
The dogs hung around the empty clothes for days afterwards, wondering when mama would come back and feed them. She never did.
May 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Damn the timing…
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Off topic, but I have that same pattern (the black geometric) on my bed….
May 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
This is genius.
Better than leather and floggers.
I love it that the boyfriend is just in plaid boxers, no costume at all. while the girl (well..Ok…the genders could be switched for a higher kink factor) is full blown Leia. Guess the role play is only for one!
May 21, 2011 at 9:45 pm
Ok, I’m loving the geek entries…
May 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150193481386433.309528.687886432
May 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Wanted to show Jesus that I make the best housewife. Baking while wearing heels, pearls, and an apron. Guess it worked!
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Jesus wouldn’t let me take ANY of my shit. Not my laptop, parasol, Stephen King book, tin whistle OR my knitting…
May 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
and you were in the middle of Doctor Who, too? WTF, Jesus!?
May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Like the rapture couldn’t have waited until the end of the episode….
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
It fucking should! Esp if it involves David Tennant.
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
It can’t possibly be heaven if there is no Doctor Who!
May 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
That’s 11′s logo, so it’s at at least series 5. David Tennant’s was different.
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
LMAO
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
And from the heavens came a resounding cry: “Waaaaaaiiit – my beeeeeeeeeeer! MY SNACKS!”
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
NOT THE SESSION STUBBY! NOOOOOOOOO!
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
… so, I’ve discovered that cat litter burns. Apparently.
May 21, 2011 at 3:56 pm
nipple rings, nice touch! xD
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Poor kitty. This reminds me of that Sylvester cartoon where he’s trying to get the can opener from the mouse.
May 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
*no foodz was removed for the taking of this rapture-flounce, all fridge contents are legit! (sad, I know) =/
May 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
so for the left behind (not that I’m in that number, I’ve ascended like 5 different times now), we can
haz urhave your booze?May 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Sad? You have Kahlua, I’m jealous.
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm
You can have it if I can loot the Sapphire.
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
2 bottles if Kahlua actually… :S
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Sapphire is my favorite…HANDS OFF! =P
May 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
THAT’S how you bitches stay so skinny, liquor and condiments!
May 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Most of my condom-mints are for mixing drinks and even sadder is, I just realized there is more booze on top of the fridge. *sigh*
May 21, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Top shelf… I’m moving in.
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
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Were I not raptured, I would have gotten an entirely different package from the mailman. Jesus – the ultimate cockblocker.
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
…and I actually took my doggie here this morning .. its a quiet pond where people reflect on the meaning of life and watch birds and stuff, while glaring at us unthoughtful people who are letting our dogs run wild and chase birds. But in my rapture fantasy, someone is running with her dog and stops to refill her water bottle when… poof… she’s gone.. and her little dog too….
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
what the fuck do you mean there’s no starbucks in heaven?!?
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
I guess she can just stay on those boxes forever.
May 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm
I love how all the dogs in these photos look bewildered or forlorn, and all the cats look pissed off!
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Thanks Baby Jesus I quit drinking and cheating. Today.
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Alright, it’s late and the sleeping pills are kicking in…
Fat, ugly jealous losers go up in a cloud of glitter, who knew?
Dear ol’ Jack Skellington was trying to lecture me into staying here with all you bitches… oh, and before you ask -because I just *know* you’re going to- no, the little Devil plushie didn’t come from Etsy. It came from China.
May 21, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Etsy, China – same thing.
May 21, 2011 at 9:52 pm
I love the glitter, that’s how it should be.
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Should’ve cleared that before the rapture came. . . .
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
How am I supposed to craft in heaven without my adhesives?!
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
thank god my clothes didn’t come along with me, i wasn’t exactly wearing my prettiest hat.
May 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Help! There seems to be no way to post a photo. What am I missing?
May 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
I think I misunderstood what Harold Camping meant by “rapture.” You can only imagine my embarassment when Jesus and his dad walked in on me mid Jill-off.
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May 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Jill-off is my new word of the day! Love it!
May 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Great. Now this project will never get done.
May 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
finally, after months of intensive therapy, i was prepared to take my first steps outside my house in over seven years. thanks, jesus.
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Love this one! The sleeve hanging from the doorknob is perfect.
May 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Brilliant.
May 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
My redneck friends came to visit..at least all the drinks were left! Paaaarty!
May 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Damnit, Jesus! I was on the last level of Angry Birds!
May 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
My husband would be pissed if he knew I spend his National Guard drill weekends lying on our bed playing video games in his clothes.
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I only had MS paint…
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
http://www5.snapfish.com/snapfish/thumbnailshare/AlbumID=3682876026/
May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Obviously, I can’t figure out how to post the picture. Mmmm.
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
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Damn it Jesus, I wasn’t done with my Rapture Day crafts!
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
I love the detail of the picture on the fridge!
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Oh, love this! Cheatin’ ones = no Rapture!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
HAHA! Cheaterz dun go to heaven!!! xD
May 21, 2011 at 7:11 pm
ok, this one was *the bestest*. ~~= AWESOME.
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm
I really wanted that hat too!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
OK, it is 6:30 EST and no Rapture. Great, now I have to fix dinner. Thanks God.
May 21, 2011 at 3:36 pm
JC took my baby away, but he left me a lovely parting gift.
May 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
What, I’m gonna miss prom?! Waaahhh!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Nobody’s perfect.
Oh. Wait.
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Thumbs up for that outstanding chair!
May 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Leon Phelps?
May 21, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Can I buy you a fish sandwich pretty lady?
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
All Orcs go to heaven. Everybody knows that.
Jesus will feed my Togetic rare candies so I can defeat the Elite Four!
May 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
glad to see jesus was nice enough to lens flare his own rapture
May 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I stayed up until the wee hours doing this shit April. I had to learn how to do smoke & everything; you better be grateful.
May 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Ringo, of all people. Who knew?!
May 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Ringo’s the only one left.
May 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Haven’t you haters heard?
May 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm
I secretly wished the WBC would be the only ones to leave, then we’d all be ok.
May 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Yeah, but what diety in his/her right mind would want them?
May 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Last day on Earth, you’re doin’ it right! Mmmm, Rapture Foursome!
May 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm
I was working at the convenience store when a customer got raptured.
She was yelling about her change being $6.66 when kapoof.
May 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Is your convenience store by chance in a nudist colony?
May 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm
She’s gonna be pissed that the Webkinz didn’t go with her.
May 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm
I was feeling a little queasy when Jesus interrrupted, but now I feel great!
Not my best, but you can’t choose how and when you make your Holy Flounce.
May 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm
i totally have that cup!
May 21, 2011 at 3:56 pm
I feel so connected to you!
May 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Before and After Blondie’s “Rapture”. Check out her garment tag.
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Boy was Fuzzy surprised!
May 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
“So I’m still gonna be fed, though, right?”
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Might as well break out some nice rye and watch kitten videos while I wait to ascend.
May 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Lookin’ good for Jesus
(Ignore the converse, they have nothing to do with this)
May 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
The Rapture caught me exiting the shower. No clothes! Instead, please accept this photo of one of the dogs, demonstrating both her indifference to my vanishing and the sluttishness that caused her to be Left Behind. Apologies for my spastic photo-linking attempt.
May 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Wearing nothing but pyjama pants and slippers. And now I’m naked with Jesus.
May 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Screwed up the linkage… Trying again.
May 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Oh, you know. The usual.
May 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
God Damnit! I was almost there!
May 21, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Jean-Luc!
May 21, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I hope he got raptured. I want some serious Jean Luc lovin’ in the holy lair.
May 22, 2011 at 10:07 pm
oh sweet jesus this is so awesome
May 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Maybe playing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” on Rapture Day wasn’t such a great idea…
May 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm
just why is all the RUM GONE!!!!!!
May 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Detail of the above photo so you can see the Elder Sign on the thong :3
May 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm
I wish it were freaky ass-jewelry instead of freaky-ass jewelry. My ass is sadly unadorned as of late.
May 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm
I guess I wont be completing that order……
May 21, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Off topic, Love the desk.. where did you get it?
May 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Not mine so not for the contest, just for fun.
May 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I was going to enter but my camera was apparently raptured. Hubby and I searched the house and turned it upside down. Seriously, the camera had to have been stolen. Maybe it was a bible thumper and I never knew?
May 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Who said rock and roll was the devil’s music?
May 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm
May 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Pleasure Chest ftw.
May 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
LMAO @your nic!
May 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Awesomeness!!!
May 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm
What, you guys don’t check out lemonparty.org in your underwear?
May 21, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Sooo..just went to the lemon party. Old men penis sucking and a song.. I had to walk away.
May 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm
The elves too?
(You might be asking… Holy ballsuckers, batman, did that chick really buy one of those ridiculous elf coat things? The truth, I’m afraid, is much worse… I made it. Errr I believe the correct term is upcycled.)
May 21, 2011 at 9:50 pm
And it is on BARNWOOD! No wonder you were raptured!
May 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Mine is kinda
mehbut my camera was also raptured.Mmmm… southern blackberry cobbler bluebell ice cream.
May 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm
But I had already RSVP’d to the post-rapture looting!
May 21, 2011 at 10:01 pm
The clothes would have been laid out better, but I was taking the picture on my front lawn while my neighbors and their two small children did yard work across the street.
May 21, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Great, now everyone will know I have asthma…
May 21, 2011 at 9:38 pm
OMG THE INHALER. You def got me beat hahaha
May 22, 2011 at 9:57 pm
don’t worry i would masturbate to matt smith too
May 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Crap- have we skeptics had it all wrong?
May 21, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Why doesn’t this one have a vibrator in it?
May 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Found my camera!
Oh,
noesno! Jack (in red) and Kaylee (in pink), were taken! Turns out Evie is a follower of basement cat.May 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Found my camera! But, what’s this? Jack (in red) and Kaylee (in pink) were raptured away! Turns out Evie is a follower of Basement Cat.
May 21, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Crappy internet connection crapped out, and so when I reloaded the page it posted it twice? *facepalm*
May 21, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I often cross stitch in lingerie. Do with that as you will.
In case you can’t read the sampler, it says “This Place Sucks”.
May 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm
[IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/chelseaxcatastrophie/Rapture.jpg[/IMG]
May 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Can I get an official count of all the dildo, tampon, liquor bottle, and toilet seat submissions? Thanks in advance!
May 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Seriously. April needs to combine all these, and sort them into categories.
May 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Because I assume my robe will get that after-rapture glow…
May 21, 2011 at 4:55 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm
I LOVE those shoes. What size are you, and where do you live? (Obviously you don’t need them anymore)
May 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
ME AND JESUS: COMING TOGETHER
May 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:08 pm
She was last seen covered in 50 pounds of bullshit from Anthropologie and multiple resellers, politely addressing nasty meanie-head callouts on the Etsy forums. No wonder she was saved.
May 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Houston, we have a problem.
May 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Apparently God loves nerds.
May 21, 2011 at 5:14 pm
ABORT! ABORT! I posted this in the wrong one. I already have an entry here.
Kindly ignore this picture.
May 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Very creative! Love.
May 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Taking chances dancing on glass tables at the ‘End of the World’ party. The cat decided not to let good booze go to waste.
May 21, 2011 at 9:01 pm
My god, I LOVE your shoes!! Where are they from?
May 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Trampo-rapture , Miss Piggy the Pony didn’t make it. She knows why.
May 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
At this point, I’ve obviously had far too much to drink and should no longer be allowed access to photoshop…
May 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm
i am over here DYING.
May 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
This is what the pool boy found when he brought the margaritas.
May 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I was minding my own business in my hobo corner when…
May 21, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Uhhh, I guess I don’t understand this whole “rapture” thing…
May 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Now I’ll never know how Soul Hustler ends!!!!
May 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm
apparently they will STILL take you up there even if you worship April!!!
May 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm
That looks like the kind of place where everyone will be offed koolaid on a day like this.
May 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm
The book title is “Dominatrix For Dummies”.
May 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm
DAMMIT JESUS couldn’t I finish that last cup of tea?? And right before a party, too…
May 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Maybe I’ll see Douglas up there… But I doubt it; he didn’t actually believe either.
May 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Let’s try that again. I clearly haven’t had enough to drink in heaven.
May 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Wake up on the last day feelin’ like P. Diddy,
Grab my glasses I’m out the door I’m gonna hit the city.
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack,
Cuz when I leave for the rapture I ain’t comin’ back.
I’m talkin’ smoldering piles of bones, bones
burning up all our clothes, clothes
lightening blowing up our phones, phones
We gonna go til the sun goes out, out
or Jesus kicks us out, out
Jesus kick us out, out
Jesus kick us
May 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Those shoes are way too pretty for Ke$ha.
May 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
May 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Nice Borzoi!
May 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm
God likes everyone better than me. EVERYONE.
May 21, 2011 at 6:50 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
This piece is titled “More Booze for Sinners”
MissBea’s Christian friends were always ditching her for more important things. Wine and cheese night was no exception.
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Yay! More for you!
May 21, 2011 at 7:08 pm
skull! skull! skull! skull!
May 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm
I’m on it!!
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
All goths go to heaven.
May 21, 2011 at 7:41 pm
I just want to add that I feel I should win this contest based on the fact that I live in an old Baptist Church. This picture is taken in the cemetary across the road from my house. PS- we had a bar b que and watched for the rapture opening of the graves. nuthin’.
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
This is how I spend most of my time at home.
(Yes, my desk is a dreadful mess…I think it means I’m a proper “creative” type or something…surely it’s not just laziness.)
May 22, 2011 at 2:27 pm
OOOohhhh, whatcha knitting? (or, what WERE you knitting?)
May 21, 2011 at 7:09 pm
May 21, 2011 at 7:09 pm
sorry this photo is later; i had to wait until it actually happened, just turned 7 out here on the west coast. my camera got this photo as it was happening before gravity pulled my clothes down
May 21, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Whoa, amazing dress!
May 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I knew my erotic cooking class was a bad idea.
May 21, 2011 at 8:27 pm
I have that same stove.
May 21, 2011 at 7:22 pm
May 21, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Dear Leftovers,
I am writing you from my winged laptop in Heaven. I decided that if I was going to go, I was going to go in the most outrageous way. So I donned an old prom dress, the hood from my college graduation, and my fez. It’s true, you don’t get to take it with you.
So, while I’m sitting here naked and munching Pecan Divinity while listen to the Heavenly Host sing Handel’s “Alleluia” chorus for the umpteenth time, I’m glad to see how little regard my dog has for me.
Well, good luck on the earthquakes and what nots.
Cheers,
Irene
May 21, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Fezes are cool.
May 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Bassett hounds are cool.
May 21, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Raptured during raptor rap tour
May 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
usually I make a habit of perusing the
interwebsinternet naked. Today, that came in handy.May 21, 2011 at 8:37 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Mom always said wanted to leave this world the way she lived in it.. a drink in one hand, a smoke in the other, and no pants.
May 21, 2011 at 9:00 pm
So I FINALLY get laid. . then I wake up and wouldn’t you know it, Jesus fucks me again.
May 21, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Yeah yeah, I know, lame effort, but I had to throw something in (I’m out of town for my mom’s birthday weekend, so all the fun props are unavailable). Oh well, as a special bonus, here’s a picture of my mom’s cat fucking everything up too. I think it’s pretty obvious why she didn’t get raptured.
May 21, 2011 at 9:08 pm
PS – nothing nasty is actually happening, the cat just jumped into the shot because she’s an asshole.
May 21, 2011 at 9:05 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 9:45 pm
Oh, this is so sad! Wait… What was the person to your left wearing?
May 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Just a bra. What, you’ve never played Strip ‘Life’ before?
May 23, 2011 at 10:14 pm
I love the pensive expression here that makes no note of the fact that the other people were naked or that they left. No wonder you’re winning!
May 21, 2011 at 9:06 pm
So, I got home this afternoon from doing charitable works, and my neighbor, who was angry-drunk on rum, yelled at me and flounced into the afterlife. This is all that was left.
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=58cab84c45&view=att&th=13015d21b74e8fb8&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw
May 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Wouldn’t even let me get that last lame Smirnoff!
May 21, 2011 at 9:49 pm
LINK
May 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm
In case you can’t read the Etsy Labs shop success memo it reads:
Selling Clothing Post Rapture
1. Gather all of the clothes from the street an resell them as “upcycled by Jesus”.
2. Mention the raptured person’s love of coleslaw.
3. Items previously worn by someone over the age of 20 can be considered vintage.
May 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm
I wanted to enter this so badly just so i could own my first combination “octopus-bajingo-organically upcycled-free roam-pro marijuana” necklace with watch parts glued to it… but i couldn’t stop from snorting cough drops out my nostrils long enough to actually find clean clothes and a camera, let alone the initiative to come up with something even HALF as funny as these. <3
May 21, 2011 at 10:59 pm
http://twitpic.com/50xjii
Nooooooooo! Not Algernon! Damn you, God, for taking my beloved fish!
Now he’ll never know if Christian could actually beat Randy Orton!
*sniffles*
May 22, 2011 at 12:11 am
Party on!