Rapture Giveaway – Lot 3
Lot 3 – Movie NIght
This is an enormous pile of special, collectable DVDs, all packed into a PEOPLE ARE DYING OF COMMUNISM tote bag.
The tote bag was created by Regretsy reader Jess, who admits to being very drunk when she made it. Not that we didn’t know.
Dog not included, though after this morning, it’s tempting.
Like this lot? Enter to win now!
Rules for entry are posted here
May 21, 2011 at 1:01 pm
OH great the lawn didn’t get mowed. The HOA is going to shit a brick.
May 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Wait! What? You can’t take your cell phone with you? That is f*cked up!
May 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
I’m having fun picturing what you were(n’t) wearing while you were mowing the lawn.
May 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm
You mean you don’t all mow your lawn in lacy shorts while texting and chugging wine??
May 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I guess you aren’t expecting any of THEM to get raptured, then?
May 21, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Oh hell no, they’re fucking evil lol
May 21, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Bad kitty!
May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I think this might be my favorite one so far. We all know cats are going to hell, anyway.
May 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Isn’t that where they came from in the first place?
May 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Well, at least you have good choice in beer. Can I have what you didn’t drink?
May 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
There ain’t much. If you could see the number of bottles outside the frame….
The fact that Brother Justin got into that beer pretty good didn’t stop me from pouring the rest in a glass and drinking it.
May 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Brother Justin is a creepy, excellent name for a cat.
May 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm
He’s got a lovely white splash at the throat for a clerical collar.
May 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm
but hey, you made sure he’s covered – no paying the
scammerspetsitting heathens for you!May 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Breakfast with Mordechai.
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May 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I was too excited to comment at the same time. I just like that the cat can’t be bothered to care at all.
May 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm
i am wearing those pj pants right now heehee
May 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm
The straw makes it.
May 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm
V\
Don’t rapture and drive
May 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I think this is my favorite so far. Or it is at least tied with the failed suicide.
May 21, 2011 at 2:38 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Maddie, it’s time for your medicine…Maddie?
May 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Good for Maddie! She’s suffered enough.
May 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I love this one, and not just because my dog’s name is Maddie also! Okay, technically her name is “Madigan” but we all call her “Maddie” or more often “Baddie Maddie”!
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Technically, her name is Madrigal, but we only ever call her Maddie. And we call her Baddie Maddie too!
And she got spayed on Thursday, hence the cone. Poor cone dog’s gone on to puppy Jesus….
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
yes, but your room needs some tidying up
May 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
and now I don’t need to worry about it!
May 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm
*looks around my own room* Your room looks fine to me.
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Rapture Season!
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Yeah. IDEK. I went to take a shower and stepped on someone getting out.
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm
We have the same shower curtain!
May 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm
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80′s Rapture Rapture
May 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm
This gets funnier every time I look at it.
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:09 pm
One question: Why were you going to hang yourself naked except for your shoes? Which are very bad ass.
May 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
The clothes are on the floor, gravity is a harsh mistress
May 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Well, it was my fiance, and he’s very well endowed so…if you’ve got it, flaunt it, I always say. A treat for the coroner, and anyone else who likes to crack open a cold one…
May 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m going to hell for laughing at that……..
May 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm
douche.
May 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Dude…it’s a joke. Troll much?
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Bill, I know you are a loyal fan, so I totally got your humor here. Although my one thumb up did nothing against the rest of these gloriously vicious bastards. Glad to see you are still with us though.
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Thanks Admiral…the others are too butthurt to notice the joke…jeeeeezuz..sweet jeeeeezuz rapturin’ christ…it’s a joke folks….thumb me down…thumb the hell outta me so I can go meet jeeebus!
May 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
However, a negative 73 is pretty sweet. So rock on! LOL wheeeeeeeeeeee!
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
As a knee-jerk everything activist, I just can’t stand it when people die of communism. Embrace the hemp!
May 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
omg I have those pants LOL
May 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm
We must be pants friends.
May 21, 2011 at 1:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I think the important thing here is that the cat got fed. I’m sure that’s how he sees it anyway.
May 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
That’s all she cares about! Didn’t even look up once that can hit the floor.
May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Sexxy drawers!!!
May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I guess my roomy was right when she said “I See the Light” sounded like a Jesus song….
If it matters, I mad everything myself!
May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
[IMG]http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/dugoh/rapture.jpg[/IMG]
looks like i have some competition on this one. i love the bag though!! i decided to take the meme route, and yes, I did create this in paint lol. i dunno, my boyfriend thought it was funny :/
May 21, 2011 at 1:06 pm
fail :/
May 21, 2011 at 9:22 pm
apparently i got thumbs downed because i screwed up the pic link the first time. my computer didn’t offer me a preview button before i posted it, so oh well i guess.
May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Can someone donate breast milk?
May 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm
That baby is a sinner.
May 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I’m amazed he wasn’t saved by the awesome power of breastfeeding.
May 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Must have been circumcised.
May 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I could donate some breast milk (not my breasts, I’m a guy) but only if he’s uncircumsized. And if it’s girl, the same rules apply, plus, she needs to have dreads.
May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Sad Christian is sad
May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Maybe Paganism is the true religion.
May 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm
this one is my favorite so far.
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I love it!
May 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Damn. I had the same idea, but I am too lazy to implement it, lol. Nice job!
May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Not strictly per the rules, but I just had to share. Macho Man died to save us from rapture.
May 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Oh Yeaaaaaaah!!!!! RIP Macho Man. Now, put Jesus in a headlock!!
May 21, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Snap into some RAPTURE!!!!!
May 21, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Raptured while reading quietly in bed
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May 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Epic choice of reading material. LIKE!
May 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Thanks for the book. Had to find it. Check out occasionalhell.com, the author’s site.
May 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I’m going to take a picture in my bathroom and pretend the rapture is why my bra is on the floor.
May 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm
In that case, there must have been at least a dozen people in my bedroom, but clearly they have all gone to heaven and left their clothes hanging on everything. What jerks!
May 21, 2011 at 1:09 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Heaven won’t be fun without BJDs to pose and take pictures of.
May 21, 2011 at 1:49 pm
So etsy employees will be raptured to?
May 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Ya’ll can go to heaven…I’m staying in the beer store:
May 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Damn-it! I didn’t come yet!
May 21, 2011 at 1:11 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Okay, okay. I do not believe that it is theologically sound to assume that your clothes won’t also be raptured. I mean Jesus abhors a vacuum (he calls naked people vacuums (it’s true, look it up in, I think, chapter 4 verse 15 of the book of Alvin)) so why would he rapture a bunch of naked folks? It just doesn’t make sense.
So that’s me with a stowaway about to get completely goaptured.
May 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Goatse Rapture…..excellent. If I’m going to heaven, I want to go through an overly-abused anus.
May 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Damn.
May 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
I can’t stop laughing about this!
May 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Godtse!
May 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
A+
so good.
May 21, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Godse
May 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm
cleaning up all the booze I spilled while taking my photos
what a waste of good beer…
May 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm
[IMG]http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n609/Eurycerus/rapturecopy.jpg[/IMG]
My only hope is when I evaporate from my constant multi-tasking life, music, art aaaand work, that at least my imagination and silly critters get to stay behind. ^_^
May 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
My only hope is when I evaporate from my constant multi-tasking life, music, drinking, snacking, art aaaand work, that at least my imagination and silly critters get to stay behind. ^_^
May 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150607222530315.676944.571535314
I just love Regretsy so much….
May 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I wish the condom was more visible…
May 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
I was waiting for on like this. I LOVE it! XD
May 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
ONE* lol, I’m typing as badly as that flouncer.
May 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 5:35 pm
“Oh god, oh god, oh…
God, could you not have waited 5 minutes?!?”
May 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm
I hope my cat remembers to put that cigarette out. Oh, wait. I don’t care. I’m not there anymore. Let the damn building burn. Those upstairs neighbors are hell anyway.
May 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I like how the cat looks perturbed that his warm lap disappeared from under him.
May 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Her attitude would be, “Food machine? Food machine? Aw, crap! Where the hell did the food machine go?”
May 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Enjoy Hell, Bitches — hey, leggo my leg…
May 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Oh wow. That thing is ridiculously cute.
May 21, 2011 at 8:16 pm
I know! Something deep inside me said “WANT” when I saw it too. Painfully sinfully cute.
May 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Gah! Jesus got me while I was packing a suitcase full of valuables and essentials… guess you really cant’t take it with you.
May 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Silly Canadian.
May 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Oh shit! Was that today?!
May 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm
like for zelda
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Thankees much.
May 22, 2011 at 1:27 am
how were you wearing your tee shirt under your butt though ?
May 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm
we have the same bed colours!!!
May 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
That makes you super amazecool, just like me and my comic books and video games.
May 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
There I was, enjoying a light breakfast in my favorite pair of skants…
May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Nice touch with the mis matched socks.
May 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm
That sucks.
May 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Brilliant!
May 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
This is BAD ASS!
May 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
This is freakin awesome!
May 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Gotta love leaving incriminating photos on Regretsy. Awesome!
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Raptured by the law
May 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm
And I’d just settled down for a nice long read:
BONUS GOD’S EYE VIEW WITH BLINDING LIGHT:
May 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I like the angle. It’s like you snapped the pic on the way up.
May 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
It looked a little better when I was making it, like a bed and everything! oh well.
May 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Jesus – He doesn’t want your used Tampons. PS – The blood is fake, so you can stop clawing at your eyes.
May 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
I still can’t stop.
May 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Lawl!
May 21, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Brilliant!
May 21, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Hehehe someone beat the person who beat me to it XD
May 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
i love how the hair extensions stayed behind too!
May 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Unf. Galactus.
May 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm
I planned on being naked with a piece of bacon in my mouth and a donut clutched in my hand and using the other hand for um…other things…but I ate the bacon and donut, then um, fell asleep…so no pic but I’ll enter anyone on conceptual content.
May 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I meant anyway but it’s hard to spell with one hand…just saying…
May 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Dammit, I wanted you to enter me on conceptual content.
May 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Enjoy hell you formula feeding bastards!
May 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm
It’s a cocktail onion, not an olive, so it’s a Gin Gibson, not a Martini.
May 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I was pretty sure that Zac Efron was going to be raptured and now I know I didn’t spend my last few days practicing in vain!
May 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
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Damn, me & my bf had big plans for today…unfortunately we didn’t even get a chance to get started
May 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
I deserve the movie lot because:
a) I was just sitting down, still in my jammies, to watch movies when I raptured
b) I live in Canada – and you know, we have FREE HEALTHCARE…which means we’re all communists!
c) my beer spilled
http://www.flickr.com/photos/48842890@N04/5744159180/
May 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
I’m sure there was nothing but bills & junk mail anyway.
May 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
regretsy contest entry 1 by ~rurounikenshininsane on deviantART
May 22, 2011 at 1:34 am
love it!
May 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
DAMN IT! Took my girlfriend, left me and the dog! We were getting ready for me to finish my ‘People are Dying of Communism’ sampler, by getting some inspiration… Guess it’s just me and Fritz, now…
We’ll just have to finish all this vodka all by ourselves…
May 21, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I love the fact that both you and the dog are looking at the same lack of thing
May 21, 2011 at 7:54 pm
We were shocked, I tell you, just shocked..!
May 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
The dog has this look like “it wasn’t ME”
May 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
I guess I should try to be honest on my last day on earth…so this is pretty much it. You’d think I’d at least try to put more effort in.
May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
i love that woot shirt. totally appropriate last thing to ever wear!
May 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:30 pm
A++++ for cheese straight from the tub.
May 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
i think thats krogers coleslaw!
May 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
It is. Creamy variety. And I ate too much of it while I was assembling the board.
May 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Go, Cats, GO!
May 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Oh man. April, how are you going to choose just one from this holy mess? Sophie’s choice was nothing compared to yours!!
May 21, 2011 at 1:39 pm
I know, right?? I entered and now I’m like OH MAN THIS OTHER ONE SHOULD WIN.
May 21, 2011 at 1:49 pm
It’s the quilt show all over again!
May 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Raptured while walking the dog…
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
best part is the dog looking heaven-ward!
May 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Agreed.
May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
I love how he’s looking up as if to say “Where are you going and who is going to clean up my poop now???” Perfect. Of course, if my dog isn’t going, I’m not either!
May 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I love this one because your dog looks so forlorn. Also, the open cell phone is a nice touch. Raptured mid-conversation!
May 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I love your picture! Your dog just sells it… he just looks like sonofabitch….
May 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Believe it or not, it only took 3 pictures and one treat to achieve this. My dog is awesome. I’m preparing to snag him on the way up. I’m pretty sure Jesus would be disappointed if I forgot him!
May 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm
well at least the house will be quiet now…..
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May 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Ah shit someone beat me to it.
May 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Yay Cookiepants!
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
OMG I thought about doing this, but I didn’t have a pole. 100 thumbs up!
May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Behold, he is rising!
May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
There I was, sewing away, wearing my steampunk hat, denim shirt, bra, thong and socks…
May 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Now that you’re gone, can I have your sewing machine? Is that a Viking?
May 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm
you know… this rapture malarky means I can go steal me a better sewing machine… I love my Elna.. but it’s older than me…
May 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Because he wears Sponge Bob underwear, and my living room has looked like this for 2 months. Now, who’ll finish the stairs/Users/philsons05/Pictures/iPhoto Library/Previews/2011/05/21/20110521-163017/IMG_20110521_145331.jpg
May 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Arrrgh! Too dumb to post a pic…that’s why I was left behind. It’s not just sinners, but dumb asses also!!!
May 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
There we were, just reading before bed…nothing like a little evolutionary biology or Arabic-inspired fiction to prepare one for, or initiate, a rapture!
May 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
OMG, is that a plushie rose with a bendable stem??!! Hubby got me a yellow one, because he thinks red is SO passé.
Love the light effects, btw!
May 21, 2011 at 1:48 pm
The rapt-cha!
May 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
fullsize version is here:
http://box49.com/images/end.jpg
May 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Now the neighbors know my yardwork secret… wearing my wife’s Mary Jane Crocs.
I laugh because I have a few doing yard word and threw a giant “D’oh” when I saw SkantTouchThis’ post…
Just for fun
May 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
CRAPTURED!
May 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Lets try this one more time…
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Because he wears Sponge Bob underwear, and my living room has looked like this for 2 months. Now, I need a new husband, actually any breathing soul will do, to finish these stairs!!!
May 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Forget it,I’m going to cry in the corner, just don’t beat me.
May 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm
It’s ok, deep breath. It’s easier when you’re posting from a photosharing website like flickr or photobucket or somewhere, your previous looked like it was coming from your hard drive.
Try that, then use the html links
May 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Thank you.
May 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Even though I’m hoping to win this one, just on the odd chance I don’t… does Jess have more of these for sale?
May 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Well, I guess I’ll be taking him for a walk past the pearly gates.
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May 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Might as well throw another masturbation rapturing in the mix.
May 21, 2011 at 4:03 pm
I own that underwear.
May 21, 2011 at 4:41 pm
I’m glad we share the same taste in panties.
May 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
During the Glee marathon on Oxygen – gonna miss that Kurt/Blaine kiss again!
Also, note the terror in the dog’s eyes as she realizes she’s left to fend for herself.
May 21, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Han and Leia… gone but not forgotten!
May 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
May 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Is that Pokemon porn?! OMGZ!
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Damn it! I knew I forgot something.. the Pikachu tail butt plug!
May 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm
This is way too much fun. We are such a creative bunch.
Can we do this on the anniversary of the rapture every year? I don’t even care if we win crap or not.
May 21, 2011 at 8:40 pm
I agree. Y’all bishes be funnayyyyyyyyyyy!
May 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Jeez, I should have known I wasn’t the only one, but there are a lot of people getting raptured mid-wank.
May 21, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Cool sockmonkey sweetbaby!
May 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I adore you for your Carol poster!
May 21, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I was taken mid-flounce….oh wait
May 21, 2011 at 2:05 pm
OK… well, I’m still here, but my underwear has disappeared. What kind of sicko rapture is this???
May 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 4:52 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Regretsy tee, book, and my very Etsy-esque owl pj’s. Chickenpants and Addie’s donkey will have to keep my cat Gremlin company. Rubber duckie? shout-out to HK.
May 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm
My brother wanted a turn lol:
May 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm
On the upside, someone seems to be getting a free MP3 player out of my rapturing. Enjoy it, sinner!
May 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm
..and the lawn actually did get mowed in the process of doing this.. hurrahhhhh…..
May 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm
He was so close… now i am so far. I told him to behave.
May 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I guess this sort of thing is allowed as long as you are married.
May 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm
God save the wenches
May 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
best. movie. ever.
May 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
May 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
This is Corey. I used to work with him. We all knew he’d be Raptured, little fuckin’ pain in the ass.
May 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
A tribute to my Mexican heritage.
May 21, 2011 at 8:43 pm
HAHA OMG
May 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm
It only looks digital, it is really watercolor.
May 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm
This morning I went and cut cheese at the co-op. Then I went and sold organic hemp-fiber macrame plant hangers at the farmer’s market. I just came home to turn the compost so I could plant th
May 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm
*This* *one*
May 21, 2011 at 2:38 pm
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By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/lulubelly]lulubelly[/URL] at 2011-05-21
May 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm
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the rapture is giving me a fucking headache.
May 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm
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By lulubelly at 2011-05-21″
May 21, 2011 at 2:39 pm
This is my zombie survival kit. Plenty of wine and a giant saw. Oh, and I added a little blood red glitter just for effect. (P.S. This was way funnier when I was shit faced at 2 in the morning. And apparently my Photoshop and photography skills do not get any better the drunker I get. Heh.)
May 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm
…Too bad the oven wasn’t hot enough yet.
May 21, 2011 at 2:45 pm
boy if some of those dildo’s and vibrators had nike on the side could be doing some serious product placement on this site
May 21, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I made this for my blog in 3 seconds. I thought this giveaway was hilarious so throwing it up without a chance in hell of winning
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ewQRCtk2lzY/TdgucCg2dHI/AAAAAAAAAsk/fwV_CN4KNR0/s1600/Dewey-out%2B010A.jpg
Some of these are freakin’ awesome!
May 21, 2011 at 2:55 pm
[IMG]http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k570/IsisOfSun/sleeping.jpg[/IMG]
Obviously my cat does not care that I was raptured in my sleep. Because I’m a lazy ass, I guess.
May 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Crap I did it wrong.![]()
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May 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Oh for Pete’s sake. Anyone care to help?
May 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k570/IsisOfSun/sleeping.jpg
At least the link’s there. Hope it counts. I’m not sure what I did wrong, I fail so hard at computers.
May 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
YOUR CAT IS SO CUTE. I’m loving how many cats are in these photos. Regretsians have adorable catses!
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
He’s my furry baby XD His name’s Artemis. And apparently none of our cats care that we were raptured. As long as they’ve got food, right?
May 21, 2011 at 2:58 pm
I am not sure if this counts as an entry, but I hope so.
(That’s Harold Camping, the guy who made up the May 21 date)
May 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Best prank ever.
May 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
My regular saturday afternoon interrupted.
May 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Shit, no one told me they’d be here.
May 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm
“You’re taller. See anything up there?”
“Lemme check – no. She’s gone. How do we plant corn? We don’t have thumbs.”
“F— the crops. Did she leave the Vicodin?”
May 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Notice that my cat in the corner does not even care.
May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
I’ll eat more kale, I promise!
May 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Hmmm…
Worked in preview.
May 21, 2011 at 3:29 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm
OMG! Super cute!
May 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I wish I could ‘thumbs up’ this pic more than once. Epic. XD
May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I’m a dumbass and don’t know how to do the magic photo in your comment thingg, so heres a link.
again, i’m a dumbass.
May 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Lets see if this works . . . I, too, fail at computers
May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Trying a different approach . . .
Raptured while showering. At least I’m clean in heaven
May 21, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Oh I give up, the link is above
May 21, 2011 at 5:59 pm
DAMN I was scrolling up through the thread and just thought of this possibility and then I saw your picture. It is hard to think of something no one’s done!
May 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Obviously watching Gone with the Wind-themed porno.
Also, now that I see the “Dying of Communism” tote, I’m really hoping you didn’t combine two lots, since I have a photo for the “I welcome all your comments” post. I can’t remember if they’re the same post (I think Jesus took my brain for Rapture Day.)
May 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Dammit, taken BEFORE I could mow the lawn. Now no one will find all those cars and engines and crap in my front lawn!
May 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm
May 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
LINK
May 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
I know it’s a link, but I don’t know how to attribute photos
please consider.
May 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Dangit. I knew I should have started my novel a month earlier.
May 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I can’t figure out why my hubby likes to wear his 70′s basketball warmups when he goes out to feed the sheep?
May 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I was dying of communism while embroidering a sickle and hammer …
May 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I read Regretsy naked… If I wear clothes then the communists win.
May 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm
I was raptured as I lived: surrounded by booze, mess, and my demon possessed mutt. Amen. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/215/p5210145x.jpg/
Anyone want to let this moron know how to post pictures directly onto comments?
May 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
I FIGURED IT OUT! COLLEGE DID PAY OFF, AFTER ALL!
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May 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Skyrockets it flight! Afternoon Delight!
OooooooOooooooooOooooooooooh! Afternoon Deli…
May 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm
May 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm
If the world was ending I’d throw a party for all my friends. But then I realized I’m a loser, so I threw the most hardcore party for one possible.
May 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm
That little douchebag raptured before me! I told him I needed to get my road trip cd!
May 21, 2011 at 4:41 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:42 pm
That’ll cost you $50 per bag, you know.
May 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Stop. Hammertime.
May 21, 2011 at 4:44 pm
LINK
May 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Incase that one doesn’t work.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63158737@N04/5744134129/in/photostream/lightbox/
May 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Oh, I don’t have a chance in hell of winning, but I might as well try to post it anyway, for the practice. The cat didn’t even notice I’d gone, but she’ll notice when the kibble runs out and there’s no body for her to eat.
May 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Your neighbors either love or hate you. Seeing as there are no dropped clothes.
May 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Apparently no one has read Good Omens…how sad.
May 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm
THIS IS NOT A FLOUNCE!
However… While reviewing this thread on my living room Windows video server (It has silverlight, required for Netflix) it was quickly infected by a rather irritating virus. Since the only sites I visit on that machine are netflix, hulu, and regretsy, I believe that one of the many links on this page may have been the culprit, especially since only regretsy was up. I have spent the time I should have been photographing my rapture cleaning up the polluted registry entries on that machine. So I can no longer visit regretsy from that machine. Naturally, the Mac and Linux boxes are fine. So only the windows boxes are flouncing.
If I do get raptured, you can be sure I will be taking that nasty little infection up with me, hunting down, and infecting whoever spread that stupid thing. It’s the “XP Security 2011″ scareware malware. It infects the registry and pollutes all the link-related stuff so everything you touch restarts its vile little popup thuggery.
May 21, 2011 at 7:59 pm
FWIW… I have cleaned off the “Windows XP 2011″ virus/malware infestation, repaired all the disk permissions, restored silverlight; my video system is clean and functioning again, ready to stream all the naughtiness that netflix dares to offer.
So that this system does not flounce regretsy, I will next install a virtual machine player with a Linux VM so that I can once again view regretsy flounces, glorious flouncecats, and rapture captures with insolent impunity from my 60″ flatscreen.
Because I gotta tell ya, flouncecats are so much better in HD large screen format.
For those of you who may still be exposed, what can I say, this is regretsy, where being exposed is most of the fun.
May 21, 2011 at 8:57 pm
I had that virus, honey. Had to get one of my geek squad friends to clean my machine for me. As you can see, here I am happily reading Regretsy (yay!).
As I am *not* a member of the geek squad, I cannot tell you what he did to fix things. But he did suggest 2 things:
1). Have at least one other antivirus program running besides Windows security for good measure
2) Create a separate user profile on your machine – a “safer” one, one with limited download clearance – to use when you browse the Interschnitzl. So far so good for me. Good luck!!
May 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Damn it Jesus, it’s my body so it’s my choice how I want to destroy it.
(NOTE: I couldn’t find anything stating if we’re allowed to enter more than once for the same lot. If someone has already addressed this and I missed it, I apologize. I just really love that Communism bag).
May 21, 2011 at 5:42 pm
May 21, 2011 at 5:42 pm
WHAT?!
May 22, 2011 at 8:00 am
I applaud your naked sausage frying in a top hat routine…bravo good sir.
May 21, 2011 at 5:48 pm
…Don’t judge me. D:
May 21, 2011 at 8:13 pm
I <3 your pirate pillowcases!
May 21, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Thanks! I have a comforter with the same theme too.
May 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm
why would i judge? its endearing and similarities!
May 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
This rapture thing was stressing me out. I really needed a drink.
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Rapture hipster is dust
May 21, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Is that barn wood?
May 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm
But of course!
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Hmmm…my bible says nothing about a rapture. Though it does suggest I may need a bigger towel….
May 21, 2011 at 6:20 pm
This piece is entitled “Guilty Pleasures”
May 21, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Mmm…Bea in a robe…
May 21, 2011 at 6:23 pm
(To be fair, that’s not me. I found the picture on the internet.)
May 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm
OK, so just looking for these pictures skeeved me out. And it isn’t me, just something I really wanted to see happen, so may not qualify for the contest.
May 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm
This piece is titled “More Booze for Sinners”
MissBea’s Christian friends were always ditching her for more important things. Wine and cheese night was no exception.
May 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Oh no! Ignore this entry I meant to put it on the Bloodlust at Tiffany’s post!! Ignore, ignore!!
May 21, 2011 at 6:50 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 8:08 pm
THAT IS AMAZING. and ive actually seen it by my downstairs neighbors. SIGHHH
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Well, damn. I guess I should have had her baptized.
May 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm
http://imgur.com/lWr40
May 21, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Still stying…
May 21, 2011 at 7:12 pm
*trying. I learned how to post a pic but I forgot how to spell.
May 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:06 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:38 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Dammit, now I’m never going to finish knitting these scarves for the Harry Potter premiere!!!
May 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm
I didn’t die of communism, at least, but what the hell?
I was on a date! Do you know how rarely that happens?
May 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm
And we were having such a good time!
May 21, 2011 at 10:13 pm
We’re not going ANYWHERE! We’re staying here with our beer, Motrin PM and my son’s Lego. If you are all leaving, we’ll be needing these dvd’s to occupy our time. SEE YA!
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May 21, 2011 at 10:22 pm
i don’t know if this worked… and i’ve survived so far.
May 21, 2011 at 11:02 pm
May 21, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Wait! I’m not done!
in the event that I suck at basic html:
http://twitpic.com/50x3mp
May 21, 2011 at 11:21 pm