Rapture Giveaway – Lot 8
Lot 8: Say What?
Closing out this glorious day of Rapture, we have a wonderfully-diverse collection of artwork from some of our oldest friends.
• Two paintings from fan favorite Denny Pinkham, who we first saw way back when in this post.
• Two small paintings from perennial All-Star Cappy Sue, last seen starring in our Christmas Special.
• Two prints from the illustrious Kit Cameo.
Like this lot? Enter to win now!
Rules for entry are posted here
In closing, I’d like to thank you all so much for participating. I’m sorry if you’re still down there on Earth reading this. I guess you’ll never get to sit by the side of the Heavenly Father. Maybe you should have engaged in a little less sodomy. Just a thought.
May 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
That poor woman!
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I know, she got left behind!
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Also, sorry about the size, guys. My first post on Regretsy.
May 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm
And she got screwed out of a tip! (Seriously, I hope she got an extra-big one for playing along!)
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
She got a huge tip. In fact, she tried to refuse it, due to it’s size. She was a very good sport.
May 21, 2011 at 8:22 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 11:49 pm
The pizzas got left behind, too. Must have been sinful toppings.
What was on the pizzas?
Gosh I’m hungry now.
May 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm
This is the most awesome thing I’ve seen all day. And now I’m hungry.
May 21, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Brilliant! I thought it was hilarious, then I saw the money scattered on the floor and almost wet my pants laughing. Fucking awesome!
May 21, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I’m really enjoying the empty bottle of Goldschlager. Klassy (you know, with a “K,” because nothing says “classy” like spelling it with a “k.”
May 21, 2011 at 7:32 pm
That is awesome. Hahaha, I love it. Sad that you didn’t get to eat the pizza though.
May 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm
This is bitchin’.
May 21, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Amazing use of Goldschlager bottle!
May 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I was having so much fun pregaming the Rapture that I might have gotten a little carried away. This is going to be embarrassing…
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Ooof…I hope there’s a bathroom in Heaven with your name on it!
May 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm
I’m concerned about the bottle of honey.
May 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
What, you guys have never done this? DON’T JUDGE ME.
May 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I am both terrified and intrigued at the same time.
May 21, 2011 at 6:07 pm
The ripped tape wrist restraints are a nice touch.
May 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Only Jeebus will judge you….
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
And now I’m wondering if the drill is for the cantaloupe or for the bicycle pump. Please, don’t answer. Some things are best left to the imagination.
May 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm
I think the drill was for the raptured soul. I think we’re witnessing a hostel-like situation.
May 22, 2011 at 12:11 am
Illuminatus!
I heart RAW.
May 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
A warm place to sleep and it won’t be moving any time soon.
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
This is one of my favorites. Love the angle.
May 21, 2011 at 7:56 pm
So true. Kitty sees ALL.
May 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Awesome.
May 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I hope you signed up for that rapture pet care service.
May 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm
“Where’d my lap go?”
May 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 6:11 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
argh! we were just getting going- turns out the big J WAS on pacific time!!!
May 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I partied a little too hard at our “Welcome Back, Jesus” karaoke party last night.
May 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k570/IsisOfSun/tv.jpg
The sad thing is I really am this lazy. I’m actually sitting in this chair now.
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Acessories always make the outfit.
Been witing all day for this lot!
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
sorry ben drinkin toooo
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
He doesn’t just wear Sponge Bob underwear, but left me behind to finish his project.
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I was having my usual solo party Saturday, cuz, you know, as a Jew, I thought I’d be safe from any crazy rapturing shenanigans. Someone’s getting a serious guilt trip over leaving my Vicodins behind.
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Well, guess I won’t get to the farmer’s market after all.
May 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
there i was just standing there in the kitchen cooking dinner topless for my man like a good woman, when jesus comes by takes me by the hand and says “brb lol”
May 21, 2011 at 7:09 pm
this one made me lol
May 21, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Just in time too! If those wienies started to splutter you could’ve grease burned your ta-tas!
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
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May 21, 2011 at 6:07 pm
stupid phone posted that twice. Sorry.
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
he he he… how little they know…
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
SHIT
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
ohhhh… art that inspires me to think about selling my own on etsy, opening myself up to Regretsyism… …want….want so bad I will bare myself, raptured up knitting in my finest underwear.
sort of.
May 21, 2011 at 6:14 pm
I am considering taking off all my clothes and raptur-o-tramp-o-lining myself up if I can win these that way….with an em-pha-sis on tramp….
May 21, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Your knitting is gorgeous! What are you working on?
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
May 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Love the license plate!
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Best ever!
May 21, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Hahahaha genius!
May 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm
It was gods way of telling you that abstinence is the only answer.
May 21, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Wrong day to worry about wrappin’ the clamdigger!
May 21, 2011 at 8:01 pm
LOVE.
May 21, 2011 at 8:10 pm
LOLOL Game over! That look of surprise turning into a pout is priceless!
May 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm
THIS IS MY NUMBER ONE FAVORITE OF THE ENTIRE DAY
May 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm
He’s going to get sex for realsies for letting me take pictures of him for this.
May 22, 2011 at 12:25 am
good on him for joining in. great pout, heh.
May 22, 2011 at 10:29 am
Damn, not even a runner-up. Oh well.
May 22, 2011 at 10:37 am
You got more votes than the winner…….
May 22, 2011 at 11:06 am
Oh, no worries. I had fun doing it. The ones who won deserved it!
May 21, 2011 at 6:07 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Wonderful!
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Damn it, Jesus. I wasn’t done with that beer!
May 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Well, at least you won’t have to worry about roving hordes of the undead anymore.
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
it’s 2am, no Jesus angels came for me, so I shall cuddle up with the giant teddy of doomage, with a bodice ripper and sleep until mor… wait.. what’s that?
May 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I hsve to say why this picture makes me laugh so much: the book, The Tender and the Savage. It’s the touching story of a young woman who travels into the plains to “paint the Indians”, where she is repeatedly raped, by 3 different men, and she LOVES it. In fact, she marries one of them. The book is ridiculous, and that is why Jesus saved me, to keep anyone from reading that awful piece of literature again.
May 21, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I think I’ll have to browse my local Goodwill to see if that’s among the trash paperbacks.
May 21, 2011 at 6:17 pm
You could make some really nice wedding cards out of the pages. Do you stencil?
May 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I read the book title as “Tender Sausage”.
May 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm
I saw “Tender Swag.” I figured it was some Regretsy term I hadn’t yet learned.
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Great now i’m compelled to read this
May 21, 2011 at 6:09 pm
I call it “Drowning my sorrows in rum and peanut butter after realizing a drawing of Sad Hipster ascending to the heavens (working title: Sad Hipster Was Sad About the Eternal Damnation of Your Soul Before Anyone Had Even HEARD of the Rapture) did not actually meet the criteria for the Regretsy Rapture Contest.”
May 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm
The Rapture is so mainstream.
May 21, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Since you are gone can I have the painting?
May 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm
SOLD! Jesus said he’d ask his dad about giving me a ride to the post office on Monday so I can send it out.
May 21, 2011 at 9:23 pm
I am so excited! YAY! So much better than the rapture, and almost as good as looting the neighbor’s house!
May 21, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Drowning My Sorrows in Rum and Peanut Butter …best title ever for anything…
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Irv, you’re kinda my hero for having a neat looking desk. I keep paintbrushes, vodka and a jar of nutella, though. /highfive
May 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm
I am not to be trusted with Nutella. /high five reciprocated
May 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Hey. That spoonful of peanut butter is levitating.
May 21, 2011 at 9:42 pm
That was the exact second I went. I wanted to depict it as a happy event, rather than burden people with the sadness of wasted peanut butter.
May 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Apparently it is possible for hipster to be Raptured.
May 21, 2011 at 6:09 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm
My first try at uploading. The rapture came while I was entertaining kids at a birthday party.
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May 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm
I am dumb. I got it now fellas!
May 21, 2011 at 6:11 pm
2nd try
May 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Apparently, if you eat your veggies, you get into Heaven.
May 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm
This made me laugh so loud, it scared my cats.
May 21, 2011 at 8:06 pm
This is a fucking miracle.
May 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Pedorapture is such a terrifying word…
May 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I would title this “Dodging the Bullet.”
May 21, 2011 at 6:14 pm
I want this lot so very bad. But I fear that anything I did now would just look like a pale copy of something someone else did. So sad.
May 21, 2011 at 6:14 pm
May 22, 2011 at 12:18 am
This one makes me wonder if you’ll get caught by the moderation filter for talking about candleja–
May 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ykgPmnCiKFI/Tdhjb4w7VSI/AAAAAAAAAA0/ojisYwvPgjI/s1600/Untitled-2.jpg
May 22, 2011 at 5:30 am
Makes me wonder if unborn babies can get raputured from inside the womb. Better than a caesarean!
May 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
“Ew, take off your socks, honey. Not sexy.”
“Calm down, it’s not the end of the wo-”
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May 21, 2011 at 6:21 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I bought those exact boxers for my boyfriend when I was in London!
May 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
what…how do you unwind after work?
May 21, 2011 at 6:20 pm
They said Harry Potter fans were all going to hell. To that, I say no I’m not. I’m going to ascendio into that great train station in the sky. And please someone take care of my vibrating broom.
May 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Will you post the winning pics and runner ups/other favourites after you have decided?
“Best of Rapture” edition?
May 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Please do. I’d love to see the ones that are April’s favorites. I guess it would be the top 8 since there are 8 lots.
May 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm
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Dad did a Yoda and took his clothes with him.
May 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63158737@N04/5744371093/in/photostream
May 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Frank Miller nailed this Rapture thing 25 years ago.
May 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Shit got real weird real fast at my Raptarty with Raggedy Anne, the Roamin’ Gnome, and Guinea. Lucky for me, Guinea’s in the hands of the Eternal Earth-Bound Pets crew now! Best $135.00 I ever spent (not counting the tequila).
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May 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:46 pm
gold
May 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I don’t even….
May 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm
This one terrifies and fascinates! Love it!
May 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm
May 21, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Kale!
May 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Geez, I hope I’m not late again. I got raptured just as I was pulling in to work this morning, and man, was the boss pissed!
In the long run, though, I decided it wasn’t as awesome as advertised and came back. All them damn harps were getting to me, dude.
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
May 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
I <3 the ADHD shirt.
May 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm
But I drank the Kool Aid! 2.0
I love that my dumb-ass cats are wondering where the fuck I went.
May 21, 2011 at 6:54 pm
May 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm
It figures I’d get raptured as soon as I was about to experience the fun, experimental side of university. It took me 2 semesters of feminist theory, a bottle of nice tequila and a volunteer day at the community centre just to get that far.
God’s a shitty wingman.
May 21, 2011 at 6:56 pm
My eyes hurt from trying to catch up with all the posts in the past 3 hours. Didn’t have time to do anything myself but I had fun looking at everyone else’s photos.
Well, maybe I can participate in December of next year.
May 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm
No photo from me.
I did have a weird moment of panic when I came home today, and my friend’s purse and water bottle were here, but she was nowhere to be seen.
May 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I have learned that 1) most of you people have a house just as messy as mine and 2) a lot of you have some really awesome house robes / slippers / t-shirts / pets / kids and 3) all of us have way too much spare time.
May 21, 2011 at 7:50 pm
I realized I should be putting on my fancy undies just to sit around the house.
May 21, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Yeah! I love seeing everyone’s cool furniture. And your mess. It’s most reassuring.
May 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm
May 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm
I was spared but my sweet 5 year old turned into a sparkling, mini-Barbie, veternarian with glittering wings and pink dotted mask of doom, cookie snatcher and cupcake pilfering zombie.
May 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Man, waiting for the rapture was so exhausting that I had to lay down and next thing I know….POOF!
May 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm
hair of the dog but didn’t even get a slice of the good bacon.
May 21, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Not taking part in this last round. I am out of comical pictures of my clothes, books, and pets arranged in variously telling ways. I’m just having a post-rapture beer in my PJs, and you guys felt like the people to tell. Namaste, bitches.
May 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm
This has easily been one of my favorite regretsy activities to date!!
I feel like I know you all so much better now! Kinda like the way a stalker feels closer to his victims by watching them through binoculars in his car across the street.
May 22, 2011 at 12:43 am
shit, is that what he was doing? i thought he was just bird-watching the starlings over my window!
May 21, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Some amazing entries, I thought I was pretty clever but I realize now that I’m not lol. Worth a shot.
May 21, 2011 at 8:22 pm
May 21, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Love it!
May 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm
May 21, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Shark mitten rape?
May 21, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I don’t have a bear so I use a shark instead. they are both sexy in that dangerous way.
May 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Oh, I thought you were just mixing Shark Rape with Mittens! I thought it was pretty funny.
May 21, 2011 at 10:32 pm
I saw my sparkly Jesus bank on here a while ago, and now my stuffed shark, too? Y’all have some excellent taste in tchotchkes, I suppose.
May 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Since I’m not actually hoping to be in the running for anything, I’ll just leave my last little Rapture photo here.
May 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm
That is wonderful!
May 21, 2011 at 8:31 pm
I just wanna say – I’ve rarely encountered so many funny and creative people in ONE DAY. You all ROCK. (Sorry, I’m tired, so I’m sort of sappy.)
May 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
I’m not in the running, since my items are in this lot, but I wanted to make one of these anyway, just for fun.
BeeJesus starts the Rapture out small by Rapturing the All-Seeing Eye Dogs to the top shelf. Beelzebug is being a dick, and trying to snatch them on the way up. He almost got All-Seeing Eye of the Tiger.
May 21, 2011 at 9:35 pm
May 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
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What? No one else sits around in a tutu and a bra waiting for Jeebus?
May 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Another of my roommate’s kids went up while still sleeping. I can only guess that he was still sucking his thumb at the time.
May 21, 2011 at 10:52 pm
May 22, 2011 at 12:22 am
This is my favorite!! It made me spit my tea out.
May 22, 2011 at 12:58 am
XD
May 21, 2011 at 10:57 pm
May 21, 2011 at 11:14 pm
oooo artsy!