Post Something Terrible
Earlier I asked you to make a little Twitard’s dream come true and post something terrible about Regretsy on Twitter.
You were only too happy to oblige. There are now thousands of terrible things posted, and more coming every minute!
Here are some of my favorites.
May 6, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Dammit, and I was just about to go to bed.
Oh, and also, I just tweeted,”@Regretsy loves babies, kittens and coleslaw, just not in the same meal.#postsomethingterrible”
Best I could do at the moment.
May 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
If that’s what you come up with when you’re dog-tired, I’d like to see what you can do at the top of your game.
Made me laugh my over-sized ass practically all off. And that’s some feat.
May 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Ah, but is your over-sized ass also lazy and unemployed? If not, you’re not a real Regretsian.
May 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Since I’m unemployed, I guess that makes me lazy, too.
How else do you get an over-sized ass?
May 7, 2011 at 4:01 am
Cattie, how about inheriting one? That’s how I got mine.
May 7, 2011 at 4:38 am
I got mine on etsy
May 7, 2011 at 8:42 am
I’m also convinced that you guys usually give the humor the benefit of the doubt when it’s the first comment. (Unless you comment something silly like, “First!”)
May 6, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Regretsy didn’t pick my tweet for this post. Fuck you, Regretsy. #postsomethingawful
Bitches.
May 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Mine either, but the feed is never ending…IN ITS AWESOMENESS!!!!!
May 6, 2011 at 11:17 pm
I just want to sleep, but cant. stop. watching. feed!
May 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Shit.
Terrible. TERRIBLE.
I just gave my own ass a shot of butthurt. I can’t help being a stupid cunt.
Oh, wait. For a minute there, I thought I was RobstenArt. So sorry.
On another note, there are some clever bitches in the hizzouse.
May 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Database error is buttloving me again.
Damn thing doesn’t play nice.
May 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
I’m telling you guys… Regretsy’s broken the internet again! Which is pretty damn special, if you ask me….
May 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
HK is too busy putting the butthurt on Bronc and Mike to do her fucking job. She’s a dirty whore who won’t share her towel rocking goodies.
May 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Regretsy broke the internet again.
May 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Lilz beat me to it. I am regretsifully slow tonight. I blame the cheap vodka from a plastic bottle.
May 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Mine, either, but someone liked it enough to copy it a few minutes later.
May 6, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Happened to a few of mine, too. I thought it was hilarious, personally…
May 7, 2011 at 4:53 am
Are you sure its not that silly Robstenart copying your tweets? Sounds like something she’d do.
May 6, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Didn’t pick my tweets either, but did pick a duplicate of one of my tweets posted by another. I’m counting it as an “almost.”
May 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Hell, I like that I can say “Hey I read that with my own eyes in the timeline!” on a few of these.
May 6, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Me, too. It made me realize I’d really spent a LOT of time this afternoon watching Twitter the way stockbrokers watch the market.
May 7, 2011 at 2:42 am
I feel better knowing I wasn’t the only one. I looked down and realized I had lost 3 hours just watching new tweets come in!
May 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
By the third one I’d definitely peed a little. By the the 6th I just said fuck it and finished reading them on the john.
May 7, 2011 at 5:05 am
You mean you didn’t START reading them in the john? And you call yourself a Regretsian….
*flushes toilet*
May 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
OMG your fans are amazing! That was some funny shit.
May 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Oh my God. So many of those were fan-fucking-tastic!
May 7, 2011 at 5:24 am
I LOLed.
I :,(
and now I need to go to the bathroom.
May 6, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Mine didn’t make it. Fuck you, lady!
Also, I love you assholes <3
NAMASTE BITCHES
May 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Is it wrong that I giggle at the end of EVERY single yoga class when they say “namaste” because I think of Regretsy.
(Of course, I also giggle when one particular CD of chanting monks is played because it makes me think of “The Holy Grail”)
I’m 35 going on 12.
May 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm
I do the same thing! I’m 39 going on 13 LOL
May 7, 2011 at 3:50 am
If we got monks and namaste at ours I’d still be going.
Laughter Yoga the Regretsy Way!
May 6, 2011 at 11:52 pm
I’m feeling all butthurt, too, ’cause none of mine made it. I think my best one was: @Regretsy causes anal leakage & erections lasting more than 4 hours. Fatal events have occurred. Or maybe: @Regretsy squeezes the Charmin.
May 7, 2011 at 1:15 am
If it helps, I snorted when I laughed while going back to read my own submissions. My favorite:
@regretsy ate the Donner party
May 7, 2011 at 9:17 am
You did that first? My apologies for my similar but later thought. I sincerely bow to your greatness. The anal leakage was the touch missing from mine. Truly, anal leakage is the glitter of verbal intercourse.
May 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Regretsy has taken all my cat’s joy out of playing with his own balls.
May 6, 2011 at 10:18 pm
On the upside, I’m pretty sure that getting a mention on Twitter can go on the “Awards” section of my resume.
May 6, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Regretsy turned me into a Newt. #Igotbetter.
May 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm
I bow down to the whinscicle witty fuckery that my fellow regretsians have tweeted today. I fucking less than three you fat lazy losers!
May 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Aww, I didn’t get picked! But I did get a reply from @Regretsy on Twitter! I’ll take it!
May 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
AWW man, I wish I was clever enough and not-twitter-deficient so I could have participated in this funny-ness!!
May 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Today was my first tweet
Its not to late!!
May 6, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Mine too!
May 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
The sign-up is painless … Join us at the dark sid—I mean, Twitter……. We have cookies
May 6, 2011 at 11:06 pm
I joined today too! And I often make vicodin cupcakes <—
May 7, 2011 at 8:54 am
and vodka
May 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Today is the first day I’ve tweeted in almost a year. Join us…(note: this last part should be said in an ominous voice)
May 6, 2011 at 10:59 pm
One of us….one of us….
May 7, 2011 at 5:31 am
Hee hee! If you hadn’t posted that comment I would have!
May 7, 2011 at 6:57 am
Yeah, get in and start practicing – I’m sure there will be a next time
Those -tards never learn.
)
(I may use the -tard, I have Asperger’s
May 7, 2011 at 9:07 am
My daughter has Aspergers and is very bright (most people with Aspergers have above average intelligence). However my son is autistic and has, what they refer to now as “global learning disabilities”, meaning he functions in everything about 5 years younger than his real age. He has an IQ in the mid-80′s. I never use the abbreviation “-tard” or the full word. He is quite proud of being “special” though.
May 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
I’m still reeling over the caricature of a half-vampire fetus–the whole scenario breaks every natural law & art
May 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Wait, say WHA…? How did I miss the half vampire fetus…..?!
May 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm
DON’T JUST THUMBS UP ME BITCHES SHARE THE FUCKING VAMPIRE FETUS WITH ME! I CAN’T FIND IT!
May 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm
I looked for you.I couldn’t find it. Dang it.
May 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm
I looked too. I feel like I am back in high school with my stupid selfish boyfriend and he looked like he was thinking about going down on me then chickened out and asked for a BJ. Fucking teased and disappointed.
Thanks for trying Lilz.
May 7, 2011 at 12:03 am
The only vampire fetus I could find: Bella & Edward fetuses:
May 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
What’s a twitter?
May 6, 2011 at 8:33 pm
A little bird told me.
May 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm
I laughed so hard I got literal butthurt. Thank you all!
May 6, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Regretsy I think you broke the
internetsinternet again.Does this Twitard know how she has BLOWN up Regretsy TWICE now? Why am I angry that this twit gets the honor of this?
May 6, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Wait, where did this comment come from?! when I posted it I got an error and now it just popped up 2 hours later?
Shit, the faeries must have found a little glitter door in my house and are now fucking with me….
Or, I am far drunker than I thought.
May 7, 2011 at 5:41 am
@Regretsy gave all the mice that used the fairy door in its house Jewish names before having them exterminated. O_o
May 6, 2011 at 10:20 pm
And I put an ‘S’ after internet?! I wish I could thumbs down myself based on that alone. Ugh. I repulse myself.
May 7, 2011 at 8:11 am
Internet with an “s” might be one of the banned words on Regretsy, which would explain why it showed up later after being struck through and replaced. I know BD has indicated a hatred for ICHC talk and has corrected it before.
May 7, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I don’t like the ICHC talk. Hence why I am repulsed by myself for having done it. Inadvertently or not.
May 6, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Endlessly fascinating.
May 6, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Today, we were awesome.
May 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Everyone is damn funny in their spare time…in between kicking kittens and tossing babies. Love it!
May 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Oh, April, did you know yet that Robstenart joined the forums and is being all cool about stuff now?
May 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
We’re totally all gonna be BFFs.
May 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Behold the awesome salvation that is Butthurt.
May 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Links or it didn’t happen.
May 6, 2011 at 8:50 pm
The drama is on the forum, but unless I’ve had too much to drink I didn’t read it as everyone is BFFs. And as Forest Gump said…”that’s all I got to say about that”.
May 6, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Links? Links please? Or I call you liar who doesn’t use the multipurpose.
May 6, 2011 at 9:10 pm
The drama is on the forum, but unless I’ve had too much to drink I didn’t read it as everyone is BFFs. And as Forest Gump said…”that’s all I got to say about that”.
Geesh catlady. http://forums.regretsy.com/topic.php?id=1859 if the link doesn’t work, go to the top of this page. click on “forums”. The thread is “regretsy wins again”. Fuck.
May 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Dumb am I. I went to Etsy Forums thinking she was being all cupcake about it there.
*Hangs head in shame*
May 6, 2011 at 10:19 pm
(reads thread)
You mean, it was actually finally a fart joke that saved the day?
Behold the power that is flatulence.
May 6, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Yeah, everyone IS bffs, except for the grown-ups.
And FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME BE ONE OF THE GROWN_UPS!!!!!
May 7, 2011 at 4:51 am
…is gone now? *sniffle*
May 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Will believe it is all for real when the negative comments are removed from her shop… 2 hours after her warm and fuzzy postings on the forum, they’re still there.
Time will tell… and I still hold that selling copyrighted stuff is a no no.. even if everyone else is getting away with it..
May 7, 2011 at 6:01 am
Butthurt is an internet exorcisim
May 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
“Regretsy tells Mike to leave the towel on” That’s probably my favorite one. That’s just cold.
May 6, 2011 at 8:34 pm
That one made me dribble beer from laughing, but then I was sad. Not just for the spilled beer, but also for the forever-toweled Mike.
May 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I wonder if RobstenArt thinks this really IS people siding with her little elementary-school vendetta against Regretsy, or if she’s finally seeing that she should just shut up?
Naaaaaah…..never gonna happen.
May 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Boy, get an army of drunk, bitchy, hateful crafters and the people who love them all riled up and the world comes to end on Twitter. This is the post-apocalyptic world I want to be a part of!
May 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
When the zombies strike, I know where to turn.
May 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm
@Regretsy made me ALMOST consider getting a twitter account. Almost.
That’s the worst thing I can say about that.
May 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
I just read that in Forest Gump’s voice!
May 6, 2011 at 8:15 pm
The collective greatness of this group of people has left me giddy.
May 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm
And my husband thinks Twitter is useless. Just wait until I wake his ass up to show him this…I’m sure he’ll be converted.
May 6, 2011 at 10:35 pm
And it is still going on. OMG. We’re still rolling!
May 7, 2011 at 1:18 am
I’ve used it twice during local disasters to keep up with news when the power was out… this just fits RIGHT IN. haha
May 6, 2011 at 8:18 pm
And why is it that all those fat jealous losers that are Regretsy are *so* damned witty, while the Etsy Kool-Aid drinkers are all ” Yeah, you’re nasty and mean and – and – and what she said”?
DAMN, I love being a part of all you fat jealous losers out there in Regretsy-land.
May 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
We have all the good booze.
May 6, 2011 at 8:21 pm
That must be it.
May 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
And what are you drinking tonight?
May 6, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Jacob’s Creek Moscato.
May 6, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Grocery store vodka with sugar free Kool Aid on the rocks. Don’t judge, money is tight.
May 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm
And pills.
May 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Yes….can’t forget the pills…………..
May 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I knew I was forgetting something. Pills go nicely with wine…right?
May 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Pills go nicely with air so I am throwing out a guess that they go down deliciously with some vino.
May 6, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Someone just tweeted this and I have no idea who they are. In case you havn’t guessed, I smell like crotch. Someone get me the bajingo wash!
Text: somegrenades: @Crunchtastrophe Smells like crotch.
May 6, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Jayne said I smell like crotch!
When did he sniff my crotch, and why don’t I remember it?!
May 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
you rang?
May 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Can you make my crotch smell vegan hippie fresh?
May 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm
OMG, you guys are so funny, I was laughing so hard! It’s hard to pick a favorite!
May 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
I don’t have a twitter :<
Bob Marley may have shot the sheriff… But it was Regretsy that shot the deputy!
May 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Snort! Thats totally worth getting a twitter for.
May 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
These were awesome, I’m crushed that I didn’t make the cut. However it’s fun watching everyone still going at it furiously…on Twitter.
May 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I am having an unholy good time with this. I’m sorry if any of these hit too close to home, Regretsy. I know it’s hard to see all these personal attacks without feeling a little sad.
May 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Today I got in touch with my inner Rickles. We’ve got to do this more often.
May 6, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Fuck You Fridays.
May 6, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I’m all for that, any day.
May 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
I sparkle-heart all you hateful fuckers.
May 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
I am full of snark tonight.
May 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Holy hell – best new one:
cristinaspeaks Cristina
@Regretsy broke up with me and gave me a pen. #postsomethingterrible
May 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm
That is hilarious. My ex-boyfriend used to send me fruit baskets every time he dumped me. Eventually I came to associate tropical fruit with deep sadness. A pen would be worse. You can’t really avoid pens.
May 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.”
That regretsian is a child of the 80′s! EFFFF YES!
May 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
I’m so grateful that Robstenart gave us this amazing place on twitter, she’s such a good sport.
May 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
@Regretsy puffs and puffs but never passes the damn joint!
May 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
I went through all of your favs twice laughing from my toenails when my DH finally asked me to leave the room so he could hear the TV and quit scaring the cats. Then i explained the situation and read @regretsy wears crocs. His response, “Carry on my snarky love.”
May 7, 2011 at 12:28 am
no wonder you married him. Romantic bastard.
May 6, 2011 at 8:41 pm
We at saneTV (I’m half the team) are honored to make the final cut!
May 7, 2011 at 8:45 am
I was on the phone with the other half of saneTV last night, and we were reading the posts back and forth and laughing our asses off. Regetsythugtweeters, I am not worthy!
May 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
I lost most of today to the twitter feed… was laughing til I cried… It even prompted me to pop my twitter cherry after having the account for I don’t know how long… my first ever tweet:
@regretsy did it in the conservatory with the candlestick #postsomethingterrible
May 7, 2011 at 5:16 am
I may be looking at too many wooden dildos (dildoes? dildo’s? I don’t know. Spell check hates them all) but that sounds vaguely pornographic to me. I know the reference, but.
May 7, 2011 at 6:48 am
I to thought “did it” before, “oh yeah, clue”
May 7, 2011 at 6:49 am
*too
May 7, 2011 at 7:27 am
me three
May 7, 2011 at 8:45 am
lol… shows what regretsy has done to all of our minds… I SO didn’t mean it THAT way… but now that you point it out… teehee… did it…
May 7, 2011 at 8:46 am
@regretsy did it in the conservatory with a wooden dildo
Yeah, wrong on so many levels.
May 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm
This is High-larious as most of these stem from actual pet peeves of Regresty readers. (hopefully this observation was not posted prior… I am intoxicated and did not nother to read the 60 some comments prior to mine. Cheers) Regresty has my daily LOL’s. Keep it up. If it were’nt for you I would have drank my self to death long ago!!
May 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
*bother HAHAHAH
May 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
I had so much damn fun with this today. I love all of you whimsicle sparklefuckers.
May 6, 2011 at 8:47 pm
@Regretsy made the Phillies lose to the Yankees in 2009.
I forgot put the #postsomethingterrible.
May 6, 2011 at 8:48 pm
2009 WS I meant. Sorry I took a Sonata.
May 6, 2011 at 9:19 pm
What are you like when you take a Rhapsody?
May 7, 2011 at 8:49 am
Don’t be sorry, I love those cars.
May 7, 2011 at 1:20 am
I would say @regretsy is responsible for any wins the Yanks have.
May 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
I’d be more offended that someone just posted one of my earlier tweets if I were a butthurtish bitch, but I find it so amusing I literally just cheered.
May 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
Hah!
#postsomethingterrible
@Regretsy’s mother
was a hamster and its
father smelled of
elderberries.
You sparkley bitch, you got to it first ;D
May 6, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Hee hee hee. Yes – yes, I did. In disguise as kattieqit.
I was almost sure somebody had beat me to it, but apparently not?
I love it that you called me a sparkley bitch. >love<
May 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Damn it! I didn’t make the cut.
May 6, 2011 at 9:23 pm
We are evil geniuses. I love us all. Except for her. *glares*
May 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Regretsy just made me do something I vowed I’d never do…sign up to farking Twatter! And I’ve been pissing myself laughing ever since. Time to change the Depends!!!
May 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Dammit, People! I was at work!
Here’s the two I posted:
and
May 6, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Good lord, how could I have forgotten this one:
@robstenart @Regretsy is sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
May 6, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Artisan, You need to come back to the forums and run Iron Etsy. I have missed you all week.
May 6, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Well, I was going to put up the human blood challenge that we all thought was so outrageous…. and then someone put up real menstrual blood art and that seemed old hat.
I just got to think of a new challenge.
May 7, 2011 at 6:18 am
After someone actually put up blood art, I think the only thing more extreme would be something that involves a body part of the seller, requiring them to come live with you if you buy it.
May 6, 2011 at 10:44 pm
OMG aristan, you are *too* funny…
May 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Gah! I tweeted one, and HK replied (twice)! I’m kind of tweaked, in a good way. Course the second reply was “shut up”, but still!
May 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
lol, what the hell did you post?!
May 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
hmmm, trying to post a pic – might take an hour or two to figure that out.
May 6, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Figured it out, but it’s teeny. And I posted in the wrong place (post #53). And my eyes are crossing from lack of sleep. But that Twitter feed is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long while.
May 6, 2011 at 10:08 pm
May 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Regretsy crochets Twilight **** scraves using upcycled whimsical repurposed yarn made from used q-tips…
May 6, 2011 at 9:52 pm
I hate twitter, so here is my anti-tweet.
@regretsy brings a 1/2 pint of Mohawk to your party and then drinks your whole fifth of Grey Goose. Then pukes behind your couch. #SAYSOMETHINGTERRIBLE
May 6, 2011 at 10:09 pm
If you look back far enough, you’ll see the nonstop two hours I put into this hashtag. I raised my overall tweet count approximately 200.
This is how I feel now:
May 6, 2011 at 10:17 pm
I want to eat this kitten with breast milk. That’s how much I love it.
May 6, 2011 at 10:46 pm
OMG, me too….
Cutest kitten in the WORLD….I could watch this all night….
May 6, 2011 at 10:47 pm
OMG, me too….
Cutest kitten in the WORLD….I could watch this all night….
I’m a sappy drunk. Sappy and happy.
May 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
And that would explain the goddamn double-posting…..
May 7, 2011 at 10:22 am
Adorbs kitty, he’s like a fuzzy little Wilfred Brimley.
May 7, 2011 at 1:50 pm
You feel cute and fluffy now? Me too.
May 6, 2011 at 10:10 pm
“ReplicantSix J
@Regretsy killed The Doctor. #postsomethingterrible”
…it actually made me cringe and go OH NO, SPOILERS.
May 7, 2011 at 4:44 am
Spoilers, Sweetie!
May 7, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!! *cries*
May 6, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Mine ~ ~ ~ > @regretsy causes butthurt for etsy sellers and then doesn’t provide any butt cream for them! #postsomethingterrible
Like they deserve anything for their chapped asses anyway.
May 6, 2011 at 10:15 pm
May 6, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Yay!! Thanks for including mine! A good end to a shitty day.
May 6, 2011 at 10:36 pm
I don’t think she’ll ever let this go. We should all chip in to send her an Edward Cullen Manllow to make her sad, knockoff-artist soul feel loved.
May 6, 2011 at 10:39 pm
One of mine was just so damned funny that @regretsy was jealous and refused to put it in the favourites. But I don’t care. I don’t!
May 7, 2011 at 1:07 am
We probably all feel that way, haha!
May 6, 2011 at 11:15 pm
I actually learned how to use twitter today just so I could participate in the avalanche of regretsy love. Mine was : @Regretsy drank all the awesome sauce and didn’t buy more. It seemed really funny earlier.
May 6, 2011 at 11:35 pm
I’ve added a few, but I think this is my best: @Regretsy got falling down drunk at my wedding, and dry humped the priest.
May 6, 2011 at 11:51 pm
http://twitter.com/#!/RobstenArt/status/66558815331565568
How is this person for real? I’m starting to become convinced that she’s actually an avant garde comedienne, and this is performance art. Surely this is a parody of Twilight fans!
May 7, 2011 at 8:50 am
If I am a monster, then I want to be a cookie monster.
May 7, 2011 at 8:51 am
Unless she meant we are all Lady Gaga fans. Meat dresses for all!
May 7, 2011 at 1:00 am
Today, that episode of King of the Hill came on where you did the voice of the teacher. In that episode, the cool mom tells Peggy, “You aren’t driven by trends or fashion or SNARKY WEB SITES…”
…Coincidence??
May 7, 2011 at 1:06 am
I did the “regretsy started the fire” one too! Old silly Billy Joel solidarity!
May 7, 2011 at 8:52 am
I LOLd at that one.
May 7, 2011 at 1:10 am
There is nothing like being collective assholes to warm me up to people I don’t know. Thanks, regretsy! You may keep me from ousting twilight from my life but at least you make it enjoyable. Quite a feat.
May 7, 2011 at 1:20 am
I put @Regretsy ate all the coleslaw and put the empty container back in the fridge #postsomethingterrible.
Hey, it’s 420 and the best I could come up with! Merely coincidence, really.
May 7, 2011 at 2:16 am
I’ve been flat on my back for a week (and not in a good way) and this has been the best laugh the whole time. Please stop, it makes my back hurt more.
May 7, 2011 at 2:35 am
i think regretsy might be the best goddamn site on the whole big terrible
interwebsinternet. Ever. Like THE best site there isMay 7, 2011 at 2:40 am
GOLD!
(terrible terrible gold)
May 7, 2011 at 3:59 am
*Rolling on the floor, laughing her hiney off*
I love you guys, you are the bes… worst. <3
May 7, 2011 at 6:06 am
@Regretsy borrowed my computer, and now the default search engine is Bing. #postsomethingterrible #Idon’tactuallyhaveaTwitter
May 7, 2011 at 6:19 am
haha! just what i needed this morning after my dogs got outside and then back in and tracked mud all over. god damn you regretsy, i bet you fucking let them out didn’t you?!
May 7, 2011 at 6:54 am
My favorite was: “everyone at @Regretsy saved my soul. They are all truely going to hell. We should carpool.”
YES!
May 7, 2011 at 7:14 am
This is hilarious, however I’m having a problem with something. I didn’t want to send an email for a problem as small as the one I have: How do I see the Members Only posts? I am a member. But I can’t see the password that we’re supposed to enter.
May 7, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Just when I thought this questions was over….
Check Facebook.
May 7, 2011 at 7:24 am
Why is this not trending on Twitter? Fucking slackers, all of you.
I am disappoint.
May 7, 2011 at 8:17 am
HK – your titles for each Tweet were the best part…..I scared the pup laughing so hard…
May 7, 2011 at 8:35 am
I think I ruptured something last night. I had to create an account just to get in on this action. I felt quite left out yesterday! I did make my daughter tweet for me but she screwed it up and called me out (ungrateful bitch) RobStenArt – Be careful What you wish for, you just might get it.
May 7, 2011 at 8:39 am
Regretsy let the dogs out WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
May 7, 2011 at 8:53 am
Were I to tweet, I would tweet this:
“@Regretsy promised me a shrubbery, then failed to deliver.”
Anyone else notice that RobstenArt has removed her “rock on Etsy, yadayada Regretsy” rant on her Etsy site?
May 7, 2011 at 2:52 pm
J’accuse! You made me do this:
@Regretsy made me cut down the mightiest tree in the forest… with a HERRING! #postsomethingterrible
May 7, 2011 at 9:17 am
I would tweet”
“@Regretsy needs me to stay late and work on the TPS Report…Yea…”
May 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
I lost a loved pet today, so all of these were a welcome distraction! Best flame war ever!
May 7, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Hugs unseelie. Big hugs.
May 7, 2011 at 1:05 pm
You all made my birthday yesterday – even got me to tweet a few.
What’s the count on that – anyone know? Is it still going?
May 7, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Here’s a tracker site.
http://bit.ly/kVW8vo
I have to say I’m disappointed in us. You guys do know you can type with one hand and hold a drink with the other, right??
May 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Regretsy sparkles in the sunlight.
May 7, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Crossover action:
@Regretsy caused my rectal prolapse. #postsomethingterrible #idontactuallyhaveatwitter #blamequeenbatstfup
May 7, 2011 at 7:14 pm
I thoroughly enjoyed ‘@Regretsy mispronounces “acai.”‘
May 8, 2011 at 1:15 am
Since I have a protected feed, I’ll share this one here:
@Regretsy planted the Steampunk Octopus in a book of fairy tales:
May 8, 2011 at 2:07 am
Well, it doesn’t help much if Twitpic is going to expire the link. Curses. I’ll upload photographic proof later.