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And speaking of help…
If you really want to write an eye catching listing, take a handful of Xanax and lay out on the front lawn with a typewriter. When you wake up, they will have taken your children away and you can really get some work done!
ETSY’S PROFESSIONAL COLE SLAW AND ZYDECO APPRECIATION CLASS
When: Wednesday, May 4 from 7 – 8:30 p.m. ET
Where: Etsy Labs at 55 Washington Street, Suite 712 (7th floor) Brooklyn, NY
Please let me know if you attend this ratfuck. Make sure to bring your pocket watch!