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May 2, 2011 at 9:41 am
someone has a lot of spare time on their hands. :/
May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
On their fingers.
May 2, 2011 at 9:53 pm
You win.
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
A wee bit.
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
That’s not the only thing on their hands.
May 2, 2011 at 10:33 am
That is so weird. My boyfriend and I were discussing these a few hours ago, and how strange it was they hadn’t made Regretsy yet.
May 2, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Piss and Judy
May 2, 2011 at 7:18 pm
first golden rule now the golden shower?
May 2, 2011 at 9:41 am
great! we have needed a replacement for the pedo-dolls in the courthouses for a long time now!
May 2, 2011 at 10:52 am
“And then, your honor, he came rainbows on me – just like this puppet!”
May 2, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Oi. I’m having a hard time thinking of a come back that doesn’t sound flouncy.
I’d hate to be the advocate at a trial that would need dolls like this. D:
May 2, 2011 at 9:41 am
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May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
The one on the right must be a ninja.
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
I mean when you click to view the whole set. There’s a bunch more.
May 2, 2011 at 11:40 am
Yeah, hadn’t had enough coffee yet. Thanks.
May 2, 2011 at 8:42 pm
i’d buy them
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
Oh, is this how we know someone is homosexual? My last boyfriend had rainbow semen!! I knew something was weird when he only wanted my ass!!
May 2, 2011 at 10:19 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/73081441/mature-content-pride-puppets?ref=v1_other_1
apparently it is…
May 2, 2011 at 11:14 am
Come on – the guy was right! Easy on the thumbs down….
May 2, 2011 at 1:27 pm
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May 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Since he wasn’t referencing THAT picture but was actually referencing the picture of the whole collection that includes a guy in the upper left corner ejaculating a rainbow … yeah he WAS right.
May 2, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Thank you! I was referencing the picture of the whole collection just as unholyghost has stated.
May 2, 2011 at 9:41 am
I was unaware there was a demand for piss play finger puppets, let alone those costing $75.00.
May 2, 2011 at 9:52 am
I wouldn’t buy the expensive puppets, but I would sure like to go to this puppet show.
May 2, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Maybe there isn’t much demand – but the two or three people who want one will have to go to this seller, who has surely cornered the market.
Genius!
May 3, 2011 at 12:12 am
She’s definitely cornered the market. I googled & googled, but couldn’t find anyone else selling these things. The most bizarre finger puppets I could find (apart from these):
May 3, 2011 at 12:20 am
Oh, wait. I can’t believe I forgot about the Rambo penis finger puppet in this etsy shop:
Also available in John Shaft & Dr. Manhattan versions.
May 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm
It’s for R. Kelly.
May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
I’d get the whole set if they were a little more reasonably priced… say 450$?
May 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
I would give up my Calvin and Hobbes finger puppets for a couple sets of these.
May 2, 2011 at 4:35 pm
YOU HAVE CALVIN & HOBBES FINGER PUPPETS???? From where, may I ask? I miss the little guys so much. Now that the weather has warmed up, no chance of snow goons…but there’s always next winter.
May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
I’ve heard of some weird sex ed methods, but I really think this one takes the cake.
May 2, 2011 at 10:39 am
I am having great fun imagining the children’s faces when, instead of Punch & Judy, they get to watch Gimp & Pervy. Probably the only time during the entire year that the teacher would have the attention of every student (and boy would those who skipped that day be pissed).
May 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
Better than being pissed on, I suppose. But these puppets leave me wondering.
May 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I wouldn’t miss it lol, way better than the method my school used which was a book with a cassette tape, and slide show.
May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
OH GOD I WANT THOSE SO BAD but then I looked at the price and in no way 75 big ones worth of bad.
Although the underserved niche that’s into watersports, ninja masks, inflamed balls and balding men is crying for joy and reaching for the Visa right now.
May 2, 2011 at 10:29 am
Terribly, terribly underserved, by the looks of things. *cringe cringe cringe*
May 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
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May 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
One guy is balding and the other’s head is being attacked by a swarm of ants. This is *really* niche knitting…
May 2, 2011 at 10:42 am
O.O gotta go back; I missed the ANTS
May 2, 2011 at 11:03 am
AWWWW, you were just joshing. I was fully ready to believe that being-swarmed-by-ants is a real fetish!
May 2, 2011 at 11:20 am
It is. Formicophilia. If you google the medical term it should be ok.
Unfortunately, I haven’t seen a finger puppet of it yet.
May 2, 2011 at 11:44 am
You made me laugh for the first time today. Than you.
May 2, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I thought that was when you got off on laminated countertops.
May 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm
*wonders how moonflower knows this, then decides not to ask*
May 2, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Mapleleaves, that’s formicAphilia. Lot of confusion there. On the plus side, it’s easy to satisfy both at once if you don’t clean the kitchen very often.
May 2, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Related to Corianphilia, and for the posh set, Granitephilia.
May 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
The full set is awesome. I wish I could ejaculate rainbows…
May 2, 2011 at 11:28 am
Then you could get into a pissing contest with this former Etsy seller: http://icumsunshine.com/
May 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
Is there an R. Kelly set??
May 2, 2011 at 9:44 am
Apparently homosexuals ejaculate rainbows. I never knew.
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
Is he standing on his penis???
May 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
Wouldn’t you, if you had a penis the size of your torso?
May 2, 2011 at 10:09 am
No, I’d wheel them around in a wheelbarrow.
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
I want a backside view to see if rainbows also come out of his goatsehole!!!
May 2, 2011 at 9:49 am
I separate my boobs with rainbow string too! These finer puppets totally get me
May 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
Mr T on the left there has fine breasts.
May 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
He pities the fool who don’t ejaculate rainbows.
May 2, 2011 at 9:58 am
Or he pities the fool who does spraff rainbows ‘cos there’s bound to be a leprachaun shortly afterwards. And those little bastards are POINTY.
May 2, 2011 at 11:08 am
May 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
I didn’t even know Mr. T and Raggedy Andy were friends.
May 2, 2011 at 11:36 am
I think that’s his “97% In” face
May 2, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s Boy George. Takes things to a whole new level.
May 2, 2011 at 10:22 am
is that his sad face or his orgasm face? I can never tell the difference.
May 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm
If you’re doin’ it right, a guy’s sad face and his “O” face are one and the same. BOO-YAH!
May 2, 2011 at 11:13 am
He looks so sad for someone who can make a rainbow on demand.
May 2, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Awwwwwwwwww, the lesbian one has a li’l purple mohawk and teeny little ear piercings!!! I love this person’s attention to detail!
May 2, 2011 at 12:40 pm
How…did that comment end up so far away from the photocomment I was actually replying to?
May 2, 2011 at 9:57 pm
But, unless I’ve had too much Kava…the first set didn’t even include a trip to the hairclub for men. I mean, it’s great to see that the follicley (??) challenged are being represented, but it’s an opportunity FOR A FULL HEAD OF HAIR.
Oh..these are water sports finger puppets. Totally lost track of that.
May 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm
The ginger one with the rainbow spunk is a dead-ringer (dead-finger?) for Robert Pattinson. And now I can’t stop seeing it.
May 2, 2011 at 4:22 pm
Oooh, maybe vampires have sparkly skin AND cum rainbows???
May 2, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Wow that really does look like him! Good eye, Raven.
May 2, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I’m fairly sure I saw a badly-drawn piece of fan art that did, in fact, have him cumming rainbows.
Thankfully, my brain has blocked out where I saw it to protect my sanity. But I’m sure if you type the relevant words into Google you’ll be really really sorry you did.
May 2, 2011 at 9:44 am
Just me or is the peeing guy looking pretty depressed? Maybe he has kidney stones? And what on earth is on the guy on the right’s head?
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
They ALL look really depressed. I have nothing against getting kinky but if it isn’t brining you any joy perhaps it is time to pack up the whips, nipple clamps, and rubber sheets.
May 2, 2011 at 9:49 am
Well, Piss Ninja looks overjoyed. Maybe Balding Guy isn’t really into watersports but is gritting his teeth and doing it because he loves Piss Ninja.
Awwwwwww~!
May 2, 2011 at 4:46 pm
The Leather Daddy seems pretty happy. He’s so well hung that he’s scraping the floor. Oh, right, he shouldn’t be into RECEIVING pain. My bad.
May 2, 2011 at 10:44 am
For such a crazy price, he/she should really be taking more care to give them charming faces, yeesh.
May 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Right? I mean, at least the knitted meerkats have a kind of cute face. These…not so much. They’re depressing.
May 2, 2011 at 4:47 pm
She may be of the mind-set that all submissives are interchangeable and therefore objects without personality.
May 2, 2011 at 9:44 am
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May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
hilarious but overpriced..
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
These are the greatest things I’ve ever seen in my whole life.
May 2, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Agreed. I desperately want a pair of tiny detailed bondage finger puppets (preferably without pee or semen involved, even if it is rainbow-colored). But my price limit is closer to $20 than $75.
DAMN YOU ETSY FOR REMOVING ALCHEMY. JUST WHEN I NEED IT MOST
May 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm
There IS April’s Army, you know. I wonder if there can be a ‘private’ April’s Alchemy Army?
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
The one on the left seems to be modeled after Ron Howard. Aaaand you’re welcome all the people who no longer feel like having lunch.
May 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
It is Ron Howard. I think I saw that Happy Days episode when the Fonz jumped the shark.
May 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
Why are so many of them so SAD??
May 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
If I was created as a woolly finger dildo I’d be filled with a certain sense of ennui as well.
Well, that and a massive finger (and that wouldn’t cheer me up much either).
May 2, 2011 at 11:31 am
That’s what I was wondering. I mean, most of ‘em are having orgasms – if that’s not happy time, I don’t know what is!
May 2, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Maybe they’re supposed to be some sort of stealth PSA warning AGAINST fetishes and non-het orientations?
Nah, I don’t think the Westboro crowd is that subtle OR that creative.
May 2, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I think it isn’t sadness, I think they are Waldorf.
May 2, 2011 at 5:49 pm
The seller describes sex as sometimes being sad. I’ve never had sad sex (frustrated yes, angry yes, even bored, but never sad), but it seems like the seller has it more often than he or she would like to admit.
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
hmmm… hitler with a ball gag and nipple rings…
May 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
I also thought that one looked like Hitler!
May 2, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Nope, he has two testicles. It’s merely a Hitler look-alike
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
If my balls were as wide as my torso and my johnson reached up to my chin, my facial expression would be a perplexed and colorful grimace as well.
But since I’m a lady, that’s just speculation. You never REALLY know what it feels like to have a cannon like penis that shoots golden confetti until it happens to you.
May 2, 2011 at 10:52 am
All I can say is, it’s not easy, but someone has to live with the burden…
May 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
God bless you.
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
Who knew Ron Howard’s brother Clint was so well endowed.
May 2, 2011 at 11:44 am
He had no business being on Etsy!
May 2, 2011 at 11:28 pm
No business!
May 2, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Just to clarify:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOtZqsekV8
(Sorry it’s a little repetitive… just watch the first 5 seconds and you get the gist).
May 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
Also, why is the boner so disproportionate to the half-body of the ejaculating sad balding man?
May 2, 2011 at 9:47 am
I like these, they’re cute. BUT THOSE PRICES! Seriously, what is UP with people these days?
May 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
that’s probably the only reason none have sold yet!
May 2, 2011 at 1:15 pm
One has sold; I suspect April has added it to her collection. Yay for first sales!
May 2, 2011 at 10:45 am
These could sell for gag gifts LIKE CRAZY at half the price.
May 2, 2011 at 11:45 am
The girl with the strapon puppet almost became my partner’s third anniversary present.
May 2, 2011 at 9:47 am
I knew I should have held out for fancier glingers.
May 2, 2011 at 9:48 am
Cumming rainbows – hilarious!!
I see this as a niche market – truly creative. How the hell do you find thise things?
May 2, 2011 at 9:49 am
Golden Shower Glingers.
Just in time for Mother’s Day.
May 2, 2011 at 10:23 am
Ooo I wonder if they giftwrap.
May 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm
I’ll bet it’s with rainbow wrapping paper.
May 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
I’m in LOVE! These puppets are just all kinds of awesome:-D Dunno about the price tag though even if it took a lot of work.
May 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
I love these so much that mere words aren’t enough. Is it wrong that I want the whole set? And that I’d build a special display for it and give them all names and back-stories?
That’s some serious Whimsicle Fuckery right there.
May 2, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I hadn’t considered names yet… now I really want some…
May 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
$10 for shipping?
May 2, 2011 at 9:58 am
With merchandise this fine, you better believe you’re paying for insurance! ;p
May 2, 2011 at 10:26 am
Wtf? They are yarn and stuffing. They could be used AS packing material.
May 2, 2011 at 10:47 am
Just yarn… the “stuffing” is in the imagination, heh heh heh.
May 2, 2011 at 10:51 am
I was actually trying NOT to imagine that, tyvm.
May 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
Yay! “Fun to play with, a beautiful collector piece, and insights the best reactions!”
May 2, 2011 at 9:52 am
With that nose, the pissing guy sort of looks like Voldemort <3 I approve ^^
Bottom guy is wearing a slave hood. And I think they're actually kind of neat
… although not at that price.
May 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
Usually I just stick black olives on my fingers to horrify the family at Thanksgiving. These would be SO MUCH MORE FUN.
May 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
what the hell is this? the porn version of Wizard of Oz? Wicked Witch of the West and 4 guardsmen, all without clothes. that’s what I see.
May 2, 2011 at 10:33 am
I was thinking Dr. Frankenfurter…
May 2, 2011 at 10:48 am
It’s called “The Queen And Four Slaves,” something like that, I think. More importantly, imagine the joy you’d feel when flipping someone off while wearing these little sweethearts. It’d be amazing!
May 2, 2011 at 11:30 pm
omg I do the olive thing too, every Thanksgiving. Don’t give me any ideas!!!
May 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
We’re in luck, she does custom orders! We should get her to do finger puppets of the “Kate with strap-on fucking the prince” plate!
May 2, 2011 at 12:21 pm
I couldn’t show it to anyone, but I WANT that one.
May 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm
If I hadn’t read the description on this, I would have thought she was a maid with duster. Oh how wrong I was.
May 2, 2011 at 9:56 am
“Hey honey, you remember how you said I should be more open about what I want in bed?”
May 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
Lot of people complaining about the price. Well, you get the quality you pay for. I guess you assholes want to support those crochet golden showers finger puppet collections that are cranked out in sweatshops god knows where. Every time you buy mass produced foreign made crochet fetish finger puppets, the terrorists win. Why do you hate America?
May 2, 2011 at 10:01 am
I seem to like these. I think I may need to find out just how talented a knitter my mother really is!
May 2, 2011 at 10:01 am
If you are going to teach your child about kinky sexual fetishes, you might as well start when they’re young.
May 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Well, you see, honey, when a gimp has been very, very naughty and Mistress needs to punish him (holds up finger puppets) THAT’S when she gets out the extra special whip and fake tallywhacker. And the extra-special part is nobody has to have a baby afterward!
May 2, 2011 at 12:49 pm
I was just having that conversation last night. Are you some sort of pervy voyeur?
May 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
Is it strange that I’m more interested in how the “crafter” got the stream to spray with such force, rather than limply puddling? The urine stream arcs really well. I’m impressed.
May 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
That’s commitment to quality.
May 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
Spray starch and an iron.
May 2, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I know people who keep those in their play bag, but it’s a travel iron so it’s not…oh, you meant the puppets. Forget I said anything.
May 2, 2011 at 10:50 am
Nylon rope is yellow and the strands are the right texture & size, but it looks like normal thread here… hmmm.
May 2, 2011 at 10:04 am
I want a unicorn ejaculating rainbows with a dominatrix for the other hand. These are pretty fucking sweet. That could be the narcotics talking. I already have quite a collection of things purchased while on morphine.
May 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
I’d like to see a Venn diagram showing the overlapping audience for S&M (and “related” fetishes) and finger puppet aficionados.
May 2, 2011 at 10:39 am
Ask and ye shall receive (can I deny a tiny giraffe with such awesome photoshop skills?)
May 2, 2011 at 10:50 am
I am in awe of you.
May 2, 2011 at 2:21 pm
You, my dear, are a goddess. A Venn Master, if I may be so bold. (and if you’re referring to Robert Downey Jr, I can’t take credit for that. I wish I could, but I merely posted someone else’s artistry from the linked website.)
May 2, 2011 at 10:08 am
I hope “set of 2″ means that you get two of each puppet, by the way. Otherwise, you’re getting ripped off. Buying the piss puppet and the submissive puppet separately is $20 cheaper!
May 2, 2011 at 10:08 am
I think I will whip some of these up and send them to my teen neighbor boy who was peeing in his front yard yesterday as I went past. One will be him and the other will be an executioner with an ax.
May 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
That’s gross, and it counts as indecent exposure. He could end up as a registered sex offender for doing that.
May 2, 2011 at 10:54 am
It was gross and if I see it again, I will call. That end of the street has a giant amount of small children-mostly in his home.
May 2, 2011 at 11:17 am
If there are a ton of small children in his house it might explain why he was peeing in the front yard. Have you ever tried to get into the bathroom in a house occupied by a pack of children?
May 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Unholyghost2003: then he can use the kitchen sink like everyone else.
May 2, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Or the backyard… Or ask to use a neighbor’s.
May 2, 2011 at 10:11 am
These are awesomesock(puppet)s!
Can you picture these as Christmas Tree ornaments?
May 2, 2011 at 10:55 am
I’m going to try not to.
May 2, 2011 at 10:55 am
OMG I may just have to resume doing christmas, ha ha ha ha!
) or pencil toppers… there is actually a ton of potential for this HUGELY creative & hilarious person. IF, of course, they learn to price their wares less (no pun intended) obscenely.
I was picturing rearview-mirror decorations (give it a loooong piss stream, so it slaps you if you swerve too hard
May 2, 2011 at 11:42 am
I agree, these would be great at Christmastime. I’m poor, though, so I’d have to make my own. I’ve got tons of spare yarn and I’ve been thinking about doing some knitting. If I start now, I could have enough for my whole tree and maybe some extras to attach to gifts! Wheee!
*singing*
Jingle balls, jingle balls! Jingle em in my face,
Golden showers, nipple clamps,
and cock rings trimmed in lace!
May 2, 2011 at 5:13 pm
*singing*
He came upon a midnight clear
With rainbow arcs of pleasure
On ball-gagged subs
And those in chains
Their receptive joy beyond measure
May 2, 2011 at 12:37 pm
YES! Now I want to do this, thanks for the idea XD
May 2, 2011 at 10:13 am
Is this a still-frame from the rumored Kelsey Grammer sex tape?
May 2, 2011 at 10:19 am
And right after the Golden Rule post too…
May 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
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May 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
Leather daddy is freaking me the hell out!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/73102643/mature-content-leather-daddy-his-boys
Why does he only have one eye???
May 2, 2011 at 12:30 pm
The one linked appears to have two. They’re blue and right above the beard.
May 2, 2011 at 10:33 am
STD? Stitchery Transmitted Diseases? Just say no! Bad finger puppet, bad! Oh, but you’re so good when you’re bad.
May 2, 2011 at 10:33 am
Talk about pissing away ones talent.
May 2, 2011 at 10:36 am
This shop has only been open for four days! Is that a new Regretsy record?
How does she find this stuff?? HK is a WIZARD!
May 2, 2011 at 10:52 am
Smuttiness aside, It’s remarkable how much the tiny crochet puppet on the left resembles Wallace Shawn. It looks like a scene from “My Peener with Andre.”
May 2, 2011 at 10:56 am
Fun fact: I just did a finger puppet show for a class assignment about two hours ago. It somehow seems to have been lacking, now.
May 2, 2011 at 11:01 am
I really enjoyed traveling along the links of this weirdo (Which is a GOOD thing!)’s favourited items, and those shops’ faves etc. Nice to “meet” this seller!
I hate myself for this, but I can’t resist:
“Finger fucking: You’re doing it wrong”
May 2, 2011 at 11:17 am
Oh man I always had fantasies of wearing a ninja mask and letting a balding man piss on me.
May 2, 2011 at 11:34 am
This explains why all of the gloves on etsy are fingerless. Mix n’ match porn puppets.
May 2, 2011 at 4:17 pm
They just need to coordinate their efforts so snap-ons are added to both and you can customize.
May 2, 2011 at 11:34 am
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May 2, 2011 at 11:37 am
Oh man, if these things existed back when I was a kid, and there were finger puppet shows at Bible school…
May 2, 2011 at 5:51 pm
“Today, kids, our puppet show is about Sodom and Gomorra..”
May 2, 2011 at 11:56 am
Call me a prude, but I just don’t think that finger puppets should have exposed genitalia.
May 2, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Okay, you’re a prude.
May 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
What about legs? Should they have those?
May 2, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Now I understand why there is a Dr. Freud finger puppet.
May 2, 2011 at 12:19 pm
like a cross between lounge and tongue
May 2, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Actually, “chaise longue” is the correct French version of what we’ve Americanized to “chaise lounge.” It means “long chair.”
Boring and filled with useless trivia, that’s me.
May 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Yes, but we’re being Freudian here.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a finger puppet is just a leather daddy who’s into water sports.
(if they don’t have legs, where do they wear their colored hankies?)
May 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
HA! These are awesome!
May 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm
These would make a great nativity set for Christmas. Just wait till Aunt Martha stops to take a closer look at them. “Aw look Baby Jesus has a rainbow halo…wait thats not a halo!”
May 2, 2011 at 12:46 pm
I feel uncomfortable imagining a situation where these would ever be needed or appropriate.
May 2, 2011 at 12:57 pm
SOLD! Overpriced or no, my husband must get a sad peeing fingerpuppet for his birthday. What better way to say ‘welcome to thirty bitch’
May 2, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Dirrty thirty.
May 2, 2011 at 11:23 pm
It is now!
May 2, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Sweet Jesus–I went to check out the store and almost added to to Favorites by mistake! Too close for comfort.
May 2, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I know. I almost did the exact same thing. Can you imagine that showing up in your circle??
May 2, 2011 at 3:28 pm
I did it. And I followed it up by hearting DirtyPillowz. I wonder how many folks in my circle now think I’m crazy and/or more awesome…
May 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Your additions usually mystify and/or baffle me, Cherrie.
May 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm
His photos are great though. I really want to tuck some of these in some really benign treasuries to see if it can get on the Front Page.
May 2, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Correction!
*HER photos are great. Sorry Lee-Anne!
May 2, 2011 at 1:13 pm
My mom is going to be so excited that they’re making Gérard Depardieu finger puppets now.
May 2, 2011 at 1:15 pm
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May 2, 2011 at 1:16 pm
lol someone just bought one
i think they are kinda neat, but look to sad
May 2, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Hey There, thanks for all the really great comments.
It’s very true. There are NOT for everyone. People who are really geeks about sex seem to love them and get what I was trying to do with them.
And I’m sorry to all the people to note them being over priced. It’s true, they are not an easy buy. But each one takes 3 to 4 hours just to make, and I love them. So I would rather not just price them to sell and volunteer my time away for people to have a gag gift.
Thanks for all the comments, feedback, and varied reactions! I’m glad they make some sort of impression!
May 2, 2011 at 2:33 pm
In all honesty, I love them, and it’s great that you’re being such a good sport about this. But you should really check out some of the pricing, not just that it’s overpriced, but that the pricing for the sets is a little wonky. Like I pointed out earlier, buying the pissing puppet and the submissive puppet as separates is $20 cheaper than buying your set of two. Or, for instance, http://www.etsy.com/listing/73139279/mature-content-kinky-cozies-set-of-4 that set is also more expensive than buying all those puppets as separates, even after shipping (shipping included, as separates, it’s $121).
Just something to consider, don’t mean to be rude.
May 2, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Yeah, totally. Thanks. Honestly, I knew what it wouldn’t be worth to sell them for (for how long they take me to make, and then go ship, etc), and then just played around a bit to see what would work or wouldn’t. I’ll take another look at them and maybe update a bit. Thanks!
May 2, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I totally love your dungeon full of finger puppets, they are so funny.
I also like thay you manage to get facial expressions on them, not just messed up slashes and dots like what happens when I make facial expressions on my crocheted creations. Good job!
May 2, 2011 at 3:14 pm
3 to 4 hours? So your rate is about $10 per hour. That’s not too horrible. Makes me appreciate them more. Oh, I totally added this shop to my favorites. Let my circle think I’m a pervert (most of them do already).
May 2, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Hahaha, thanks! Yeah, you are SO right. I changed some of the prices. I started out thinking I would try for more like $40 per, and that’s how I figured out the pricing for the couples… then started to feel like it was too much and wanted to make sure there were more affordable items on there, so I went lower. So nothing matched! Thanks for the heads up! It’s fixed.
May 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Oh, and sorry. I didn’t make it clear in my comment. I make these dirty finger puppets!
May 2, 2011 at 1:28 pm
I actually want to stockpile these and secretly give them to my friends… like leave one in the kitchen cupboard or in the medicine cabinet. At $15, I would already own one. As it is, the $20 ones are starting to look better and better.
May 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Ha! I was JUST saying that to a friend of mine last night, “If they didn’t take me so long to make I would be secretly slipping them into peoples bags and pockets!”
May 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm
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May 2, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Man….I sell crocheted finger puppets….why didn’t I think of this first? Cause ya know, I don’t want to be a copycat. 75.00. Nice price. They must be therapeutic.
May 2, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Wow. I never thought I’d chance on an “appropriate” place to post this link.
NSFW
http://www.amautalab.com/works/broadcast/independent/blindness.html
May 2, 2011 at 1:46 pm
I’m so bothered by her poor use of insight, rather than incite.
May 2, 2011 at 2:57 pm
WOW, Thanks! As it should, I’m gonna fix that now. I need to get you to edit for me.
May 2, 2011 at 1:52 pm
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May 5, 2011 at 3:07 am
ok you love the puppets, i do too – but $375.. really?
May 2, 2011 at 1:54 pm
While overpriced, unusual, and mildly disturbing, at least these finger puppets show signs of some decent craftsmanship – something much of Etsy seems to lack.
I really wish I could buy a few to just carry in my purse and take out to play with when things get boring. 2 HOUR FINAL EXAM REVIEW SESSION? Rainbow ejaculate sexy finger puppet!
May 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Finally! Finger puppets that make the “10 Plagues” puppets seem tasteful!!! http://www.amazon.com/Rite-Lite-Judaic-Passover-Finger-Puppets/dp/B001QFBJTE I saw these at my local Bed Bath & Beyond store and nearly peed my pants.
May 2, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Hahaha. I don’t think I would ever let a small child play with these, but they are beyond awesome. I think the lice one is my favorite.
May 2, 2011 at 4:43 pm
My cantor used these at our Passover sedar this year. I’m not even kidding. I was the youngest person there. I’m 24.
We also had plague masks! I took every single one.
May 2, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Somewhere Shari Lewis is weeping…
May 2, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Oh, but Lamb Chop is bound, gagged, nipple clamped, and being used as a footrest. He’s crying tears of joy.
May 2, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Pull my finger.
May 2, 2011 at 3:53 pm
That’s one expensive piece of piss.
May 2, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Perfect for when your finger is all gimped up.
May 2, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Oh god… they’re BEAUTIFUL. Oh, if only I had disposable income… I want a little strapon finger puppet so bad. ;_;
May 2, 2011 at 6:41 pm
About the cost…I counted 18 in the full set, which comes out to under $27 each. People could chip in on the set, and then choose what they want…
Yeah, I’m good at enabling.
May 2, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Is it just me, or is the most disturbing thing the resemblence the pisser has to Kelsey Grammer?
May 2, 2011 at 8:46 pm
How Avenue Q got started …
May 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm
I teach preschool, an there’s a unsettling trend towards creating a ‘homey’ environment in preschools, outfitted with familiar ‘homey’ items. I suppose we should include these to represent the kinky pee-loving weirdo families of the world. IT’S FUCKING CULTURAL.
If my preschool had been ‘homey’, there would have been a thick haze of cigarette smoke, a huge pitcher of Kool-Aid in the fridge, and Donahue blaring from the TV.
May 2, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Right now I have two options. #1 Stop feeding my kids for a week and buy these #2 learn how to crochet. I will have to sleep on it.
May 3, 2011 at 3:47 am
Finger pissin’ good!
May 3, 2011 at 7:14 am
these are freakin brilliant!
May 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm
As much as I wonder about who would play with these; I wonder more about what they would smell like afterward. I don’t think those are machine washable.
May 3, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Is it just me or does the one on the right look like Wallace Shawn? My Dinner With Andre, indeed.
July 2, 2011 at 6:13 pm
SOLD: June 10, 2011.