My nephew put this on my Facebook page, and it’s taken me two days to watch it. But I figured, what the hell, it’s Saturday night and you’re probably looking for a video of a woman in a cat suit vomiting colored milk onto a canvas.
“I came up with the concept of vomiting rainbows a few years ago. The process is not painful but after several hours it can take its toll, which is why I limit the number of colors I use.”
UPDATE: I’ve already gotten a few emails from people asking, “What’s next? Shitting paint on a canvas?”
Like that would ever happen.
Oh, that’s pretty cool all right. You know what else is cool? Cabinets. Seriously, no one wants to look at that much toilet paper. This is like taking a shit at CostCo.
Who lives with Gefilte fish under the sea?
Observant and pious and kosher is he
He may not look Jewish but don’t be surprised
Even a sponge can be circumsized
One of the great things about being a vibrant handmade cesspool is the way marginal ideas keep propagating.
If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, then success is the hantavirus. As soon as something catches on, everyone jumps on the shitwagon and starts crapping out their own versions, made uniquely theirs by gluing a watch face on it. Eventually, Hot Topic starts making their own version in Taiwan, and the circle of fuckery is complete. It’s like I always say, “Handmade isn’t really handmade until you buy it at the mall.”
Since we’re so in the spirit of April Fools today, here’s a guessing game to play.
All of these posters are real, and on sale at Etsy. Well, all but one.
Can you guess which?
Click the image for the answer!