The Seat of Power (NSFW)
From the Gribsby web site:
The Gribsby Plate is a collaboration between Gribsby and Italian illustrator Emanuele Caponera, who created the loving and humorous image.
It is a limited edition of 1,000. Each plate has a numbered, signed certificate.
The plate is manufactured in Stoke on Trent.
ARTIST’S STATEMENT:
“The Gribsby Plate is not an anti-establishment gesture. It is an expression of my belief that the way ahead for humanity lies in the loving marriage of the male and female energies. The British monarchy is a focus of joy and love for the whole world, and a Royal wedding is a time for us to experience that joy in an excitingly erotic way.
Of course the plate is irreverent, in the best best British tradition. This is why I have called it an ‘anal-ternative’ souvenir. Laughter is essential to emotional balance. But my irreverence is underpinned by a profound belief in the orderliness of life and a respect for marriage as an ancient sacrament.
My congratulations go to beautiful Wills and Kate, together with my sincere wish that they find lasting pleasure and nurture in each other’s bodies.”
To buy a plate from the artist, click here
You know I bought one.
April 29, 2011 at 10:06 am
This is exactly how I felt after all the coverage of the royal wedding. Fucked in the ass.
April 29, 2011 at 10:11 am
Exactly my first thought.
April 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm
That’s how i felt after this! http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/28/little-shop-of-horrors/#comment-140776
April 29, 2011 at 10:06 am
Jesus Christ, 80 pounds? You are dedicated to your craft, HK.
April 29, 2011 at 10:10 am
I know, it’s ridiculous. I could have had a house by now.
April 29, 2011 at 10:15 am
Having all this tat is much more important than a house. I say, with a quick glance around my (rented) living room in my (rented) flat.
April 30, 2011 at 3:22 am
fuck. that. I would have paid more. speechless. That’s what I am. shhh…
April 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
If they would have done THIS on the palace balcony instead of that quick kiss, maybe I would have stayed home from work to watch.
April 29, 2011 at 10:38 am
There were 2 smooches, m’dear. And 3 seconds a piece! That’s like orgasm to the Brits!
April 29, 2011 at 11:08 am
I take it you never fucked a Brit?
April 29, 2011 at 12:13 pm
As a Brit speaking from personal experience, I honestly can’t claim glacinda is all that far off the mark.
April 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
first words out of my mouth: “her tits aren’t that big.”
April 29, 2011 at 10:08 am
Oddly that was my first thought as well.
April 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
And mine.
April 29, 2011 at 10:11 am
My second thought, actually.
April 29, 2011 at 11:12 am
Mine too. Great minds think alike!
April 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm
And mine.
Let’s hope this means Great Minds Think Alike.
April 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm
more worryingly my first thoughts were:
It looks like she needs a bikini wax
and
It looks like she is pulling a poo from his bottom
April 29, 2011 at 4:55 pm
and also (and sorry, somehow I feel I am lowering the tone), he looks circumcised on this pic? That would be unusual, we don’t tend to go in for that over here.
April 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm
I can’t say I was thinking that. What I was really thinking was “dayam, if those are hers I’d like to make an appointment”.
April 29, 2011 at 10:34 am
And mine.
April 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Ditto
April 29, 2011 at 10:10 am
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April 29, 2011 at 10:42 am
Really? Negs on a thread with a commemorative butt-fucking plate?
“Hey, man. She’s fucking him up the ass. There’s no reason to insult her breasts.”
April 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
Indeed. There’s no need to be tacky.
April 29, 2011 at 10:56 am
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April 29, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Hardy Har fucking Har. Yet another joke about how chicks with smaller boobs don’t matter. How righteously funny.
April 29, 2011 at 6:58 pm
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April 30, 2011 at 9:33 am
In general, we prefer the jokes to be funny around here. The same unfunny joke rehashed three times is not gonna get many fans (and neither is bitching about getting red.)
April 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I don’t know, I bet she loves being able to jog comfortably more. Or the ability to sleep without a bra on. Or the lack of permagrooves in her shoulders from bra straps.
April 29, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Used have a roommate that didn’t need to wear a bra. God how I envied her. I couldn’t even leave my room without someone noticing if I was braless. Besides, small chested girls can wear some darn cute stuff!
April 29, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Who says you have to have a bra on to sleep if you’ve got big boobs? I’ve been doing it for ages and gravity has been quite respectful of me.
And I’ll proudly say I’m DD.
April 29, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Inmediares, it seems you got a rare genetic combination of big boobs and ligaments of steel to hold them up. I say to you: “Enjoy!”
As for me, I will continue to wear my “nightbra” so I can get up and go to the bathroom without feeling the bowling bras rolling down my chest. Or sleep on my side without the discomfort of one boob crushing the other.
April 29, 2011 at 6:29 pm
I hear you, sister, I hear you. I’m hoping to be able to get reduction next year.
April 29, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Having had both Ds and AAs, I am pretty fond of the AAs. They make life a lot easier–running, sleeping, wearing clothes, and so on. I don’t even wear proper bras anymore. Just sports bras. (Although I do still sleep in them … out of laziness.)
April 30, 2011 at 7:19 am
Do people actually sleep with bras on? I have giganto-tits and have never slept with a bra on. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. Should now expect them to drop to my knees right when I hit 35?
April 30, 2011 at 7:20 am
Er, should *I* now. Goddamn typo.
April 30, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Forget silicone implants. I’m going for helium.
April 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm
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April 29, 2011 at 10:11 am
And he doesn’t have nearly that amount of hair. On his head, I mean.
April 29, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Ok… y’all thumbs down the small tits comments, but no one wants to take a stand for the male pattern baldness cause? Quelle double standard…
April 29, 2011 at 10:14 am
My first thought too.
April 29, 2011 at 10:20 am
Artistic licence innit?
April 29, 2011 at 12:00 pm
They’re the requisite “porn-star tits” that ALL cartoon/animated women are given.
April 29, 2011 at 8:02 pm
I thought they were rather natural and nice looking. They look a lot like mine actually…
….
Does this mean I have porn star tits?!?!
April 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm
That’s what I thought. They look more natural than the two-bald-guys breast implants that I see a lot these days. Obviously I need to watch more cartoon/animated porn.
April 29, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Seems you weren’t alone in that thought.
My second thought was, “My, William’s hands are so… feminine.”
April 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I thought, my god I love this monstrocity
April 30, 2011 at 8:40 pm
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April 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
Peg him good, sister.
April 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
Keep Calm and Strap On.
April 29, 2011 at 11:30 am
…And we have a winner!
Also, this is my reaction as well: http://www.boingboing.net/images/royalwedding.jpg
April 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Who’s the little girl with the Steve Buscemi eyes?
April 29, 2011 at 6:48 pm
i think it’s camilla’s granddaughter, not 100% sure but if she is, i like her better than her granny…
April 30, 2011 at 12:11 am
young River Tam. She’s trying to kill them with her brain.
April 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm
I lol’ed and said “Nailed it!” then the 13 year old boy inside me said, “That’s what she said.” Oh, this is not going well, a pun within a pun within a pun I’m totally not going to touch. Goddamn dirty puns. I’ll have to stop here before I get an IP trace and a cop at the door.
May 3, 2011 at 8:26 am
I read this as “the 13 year old boy beside me” and I was about to go all CPS on your ass.
April 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I TELL YOU that this wasn’t the title of this entry. You so win.
April 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
When you die, I want to go to your estate sale.
April 29, 2011 at 10:46 am
If anyone ever breaks in and steals all the fuckery, she’ll have a hell of a lot of suspects.
April 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
*slow clap* Epic. Just the thing for the family mantelpiece.
April 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
I love the facial expressions so much. Will’s horror, Kate’s amused detachment.
But it looks like Kate could use some of the Marine’s girth. The royal strap-on is kinda… flimsy.
April 29, 2011 at 10:42 am
They’re newlyweds, for God’s sake. Marine girth is something you’d have to work up to. Er, …or so I’d imagine.
April 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
Apparently, they’re making a larger version. 10 inches should be enough to satisfy anyone!
A 10 inch plate, I mean.
April 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm
A set of chargers like this would be great to go with my china.
Who am I kidding? I don’t have any china.
April 29, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Will’s facial expression is all off. My boyfriend loves when I do that to him. Yeah… we have a strange relationship…
April 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm
I think you have an awesome relationship, strange or not.
April 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
And here I was hoping to see a William and Kate limited edition ceramic butt-plug that plays “God Save The Queen”.
April 30, 2011 at 12:19 am
Now that is something I’d pay £80 for.
April 29, 2011 at 10:09 am
Um, I kind of like it. The plate, that is.
April 29, 2011 at 11:23 am
Your sheepish avatar is the perfect expression for that comment.
April 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm
I see nothing wrong with the plate. Everything is spelled right, the art is nicely done, and everyone is having fun.
April 29, 2011 at 10:10 am
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April 29, 2011 at 10:10 am
Subtitle: “Royal Pain in the Ass”
April 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm
“Royal Pain in the Arse” [fixed]
April 29, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Oops, sorry. Didn’t have my American turned off.
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
Now, this is a piece of Royal Wedding memorabilia I can get behind.
Get it? Behind? Oh fine. Fuck you too, I’m going to drink now.
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
The plate is funny, but the ‘Artist’s Statement’ kind of ruins it for me. Yeah, yeah, sure, ‘the way ahead for humanity’ lies in creating plates of royals taking it up the ass.
April 29, 2011 at 10:15 am
It’s going to make it very difficult to produce an heir to the throne.
April 29, 2011 at 10:31 am
Do we REALLY want them to produce an heir?
April 29, 2011 at 10:37 am
If they don’t, we just get to hear about it endlessly for the next bazillion years.
April 29, 2011 at 10:15 am
The way ahead for internet fanfiction, at any rate.
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
Wait, Wills is CIRCUMSIZED??? The HORROR!!!
April 29, 2011 at 12:44 pm
For some reason, all the british royals are. Don’t ask me how I know…
April 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Apparently the tradition stopped with prince Charles and the princes are ‘intact’ by wish of their mother, as is common with most boys in Britain. But there are rumors that Wills’ ‘hernia’ operation was code and he actually went in for one in his teens instead!
April 29, 2011 at 4:26 pm
I’m going to ask anyway. How do you know?
May 1, 2011 at 9:16 am
Lets just say I lived in england during the ’70′s, where I “Knew” a minor royal
April 29, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Those Monarchs are CHILD MOLESTERS!
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
Lie back and think of England, Wills.
April 29, 2011 at 10:42 am
Pretend you’re being knighted.
April 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm
or Eton…
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
ya know, I used to surf porn sites until I found regretsy! Now I can get my craft fix and smut fix all at once. Life is so great.
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
“…and a Royal wedding is a time for us to experience that joy in an excitingly erotic way.”
I can’t think of anything MORE erotic than sitting in Westminster Abbey with the Queen Mother and Elton John watching a bunch of figureheads plod through pomp and circumstance. But maybe mine is a rare fetish.
April 29, 2011 at 10:24 am
Well, if you’re nitpicky (I can be), the Queen Mum’s passed on. That’s Reggie and The Queen.
April 29, 2011 at 10:36 am
I beg your pardon. I’m deeply ashamed.
April 29, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Although, It certainly would have livened things up if they had dug up zombie Queen Mum for the day
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
What is the white thing Kate’s wearing under her boobs? o.O
April 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
My question too. But I originally read the location as “Stroke on Trent”.
April 29, 2011 at 10:44 am
I think it’s either a cupless cropped bustier, or some sort of shirt that was pulled down off the boobles.
O_o
Tank top, maybe?
April 29, 2011 at 10:48 am
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April 29, 2011 at 11:20 am
Wedding night surgical dressing. Becoming a royal nowadays’ll cost you a kidney.
May 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm
A waspy? (sp) like an under-boob corset thing?
April 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
the best souvenir I’ve seen so far.
April 29, 2011 at 10:34 am
Until they come out with a scene of Harry and Kate!
April 29, 2011 at 10:46 am
They won’t, Harry just met Sally on the reception afterwards.
April 29, 2011 at 11:27 am
exactly what I meant by “so far”
April 29, 2011 at 6:57 pm
or Harry and Pippa.
April 29, 2011 at 10:13 am
Wait – what is going on with his left hand? I can’t quite figure that out. (And how wrong is it that I’m ignoring everything else to concentrate on his hand?)
April 29, 2011 at 10:20 am
I assume you are referring to the ever-popular ‘tittie-flick’. Cuz even a gal with a strap-on needs some foreplay.
April 29, 2011 at 10:22 am
Yes, it looks like hes making a valiant attempt at the ‘titte-flick’ but sadly his muscles have gone into spasm.
April 29, 2011 at 10:25 am
Oh, is that it? I thought this was her reaction when he tried to get some breastbreakfast.
April 29, 2011 at 10:27 am
I have no idea, but it looks like it got caught in a miniaturization ray, too.
April 29, 2011 at 10:30 am
He has very girly hands.
April 29, 2011 at 10:44 am
But a very nice package.
April 29, 2011 at 1:37 pm
yes..I was thinking that too…big dick for the Prince.
I’m strangely grateful that the strap-on is a realistic size. Because I somehow manage to feel empathy for inanimate objects.
April 29, 2011 at 10:48 am
I got caught up in analyzing the perspective. Guess I’ve seen too much porn to care about the rest anymore.
April 29, 2011 at 12:21 pm
I figured he was slapping himself on the butt.
April 30, 2011 at 8:43 am
Is he holding something in his left hand? What is that?
April 29, 2011 at 10:14 am
This is the best thing ever. The only way this could be improved is if there was a Corgi looking on.
April 29, 2011 at 10:45 am
Someone with photoshop, quick! It would be perfect!
April 29, 2011 at 11:44 am
Hope I’m not too late…
April 29, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Those poor corgis…
April 29, 2011 at 1:57 pm
HEY NOW.
(On a side note, Kate appears to be getting an ear-tickle from one of them…)
April 29, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Ha, sorry! I forgot to refresh before posting, as usual. My corgis apologize to your corgi, who is clearly looking for a way out of that room, by the way. Can’t blame him.
April 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm
There’s gotta be some joke about how Corgis are Welsh, but being an ugly American, I don’t know what it is.
April 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Oh yes, and, no apologies necessary, pinkflyinglelphants! Yours took more work and it was worth it!
April 29, 2011 at 10:16 am
I…. kinda want this.
April 29, 2011 at 10:18 am
Me too, I would actually eat off of it. Do you think there is a matching dinnerservice and cups?
April 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
Dildo and butt plug salt and pepper shakers? Cock ring napkin rings?
April 29, 2011 at 10:23 am
If there is a God then this will happen.
April 29, 2011 at 10:27 am
If I had a wood-turning lathe, this would be happening RIGHT NOW.
April 29, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Of course there are matching cups!
April 29, 2011 at 10:19 am
Me too. What’s wrong with me?
April 29, 2011 at 12:21 pm
I definitely DON’T.
April 29, 2011 at 10:17 am
I had no idea Wills was anal-retentive. Must get that from his grandmother.
April 29, 2011 at 10:17 am
That reminds me, how’s that John Cena lovingly nailing Daniel Tosh painting going? Any further updates on that?
April 29, 2011 at 10:39 am
Just the pencil sketch I posted. The buyer didn’t return my follow up emails.
April 29, 2011 at 11:31 am
I’m deeply saddened by this. Such talent! Such fuckery!
I also can’t stop giggling when I see nakey people.
April 30, 2011 at 12:22 am
Me too. I was really looking forward to the finished painting. *sigh*
April 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Awww, sad day. I’m hoping they’ll at least get back to us when they’re done with it.
April 29, 2011 at 10:19 am
Someone is gonna get butthurt over this.
April 29, 2011 at 10:44 am
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April 29, 2011 at 10:19 am
Why was my first thought when I glanced at the picture of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski?
I have been awake for 29 hours at this point…
April 29, 2011 at 10:41 am
I actually thought this too. Shows how much effect all the royal coverage has had on me…
April 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm
My apologies to the people of Britishland, but at first I thought it was Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski, but when I looked again it was George W. Bush and Monica.
Any chance we could get this plate with Margaret Thatcher?
Or Sarah Palin and John McCain?
April 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
o…m…g…
like others have said, tits are overstated, as is hair.
however, as a loyal brit I watched the lot!
April 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
Anybody else want to eat off this plate during the ceremony tonight? Just me? Okay.
April 29, 2011 at 10:22 am
Needs more bondage.
April 29, 2011 at 10:24 am
I wish I had 80 pounds to shell out on this
April 29, 2011 at 10:24 am
But is it dishwasher safe? I’d hate for my organic bean burrito remnants to crustify any royal genitalia.
April 29, 2011 at 10:24 am
This would really fancy up a wedding, girls!
Do you have royal wedding fever? Of course you do, you have a vagina! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christine-hassler/ladies-before-you-watch-t_b_854741.html
April 29, 2011 at 11:00 am
Oh what twaddle. The only reason that I tired (without much success) to remember the date of the wedding (or weeding if they handed out paper sacks) is that I want to see Dame Edna’s coverage and hopefully segments by Stewart/Colbert skewering the event.
April 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Condescending much?
April 29, 2011 at 10:25 am
HK, your Kate and Harry teacups are going to be so jealous.
April 29, 2011 at 10:37 am
Well, the teacups only show a headshot. No one knows what’s going on further down!
April 29, 2011 at 12:22 pm
I’m looking forwards to the picture of the full display of her Royal tableware.
April 29, 2011 at 10:25 am
I haven’t been able to find my glasses all day. I thought it read “manufactured in STROKE” and I thought…wow how fitting, and a long stroke at that hehe
April 29, 2011 at 10:25 am
The look on Will’s face, there–startled, appalled, deeply unappreciative–PRECISELY mirrors my own this morning when I turned on the news to check the weather and all I could see was this goddamn wedding with those goddamn hats and the goddamn squealing commentators on EVERY GODDAMN CHANNEL WHAT THE FUCK.
Which is to say, if they’re exploring each other erotically, I think the artist should have gone for more ‘passionate enjoyment’ and less “SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!” for his expression.
April 29, 2011 at 10:36 am
Hey now, watch it about those hats! Some of those hats could have made it to regretsy had they ever been offered on etsy!
April 29, 2011 at 1:11 pm
If my Facebook wall is to be believed a whole lot of people just became aware of Fascinators thanks to the wedding. Apparently Posh Spice Beckham wore one.
April 29, 2011 at 7:11 pm
They KEEP talking about Posh’s fascinator, and thanks to Regretsy, all I see is a giant vagina with a feather stuck through it jutting from her forehead.
April 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm
No shit. I would also like to find the person who invented fascinators and spork their crafting hands to their work surface.
April 29, 2011 at 10:26 am
Dyed-in-the-wool Royalist with five generations of my family in Royal service, signing in just to say how wonderful this plate is. If I had the money, I would be buying one. Gawd bless yer, Miss Killer.
April 29, 2011 at 10:28 am
I wonder how true to life this rendition is. Kate has great tits!
April 29, 2011 at 10:28 am
Only one thing can express my feelings towards this.
April 29, 2011 at 10:50 am
That is quite the butterfly fascinator in the background, there.
April 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm
See my post above. Same culprit. Either she needs to file her stylist, or she should not be allowed to pick out her own clothing.
April 29, 2011 at 7:09 pm
she get’s it from her mother
April 29, 2011 at 10:29 am
Holy shit can most people even bend that way?
April 29, 2011 at 10:40 am
You can when someone shoves a strap-on up your ass.
April 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
I know she’s smiling, but Kate’s going to have a hell of a cramp in her leg. The one that wasn’t amputated at the knee.
April 29, 2011 at 10:35 am
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April 29, 2011 at 10:39 am
The only possible way this could get any better.
April 29, 2011 at 10:41 am
THAT is awesome! If it included Harry, I’d pay the 80 pounds! haha
April 29, 2011 at 11:09 am
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April 29, 2011 at 10:40 am
Camilla’s title is “Duchess of CornWALL”
Maybe Kate’s title should have been “Duchess of CornHOLE”
April 29, 2011 at 10:43 am
And her penis is much darker than the rest of her body. Hmmmm . . . I think there’s a term for that sort of thing.
April 29, 2011 at 11:01 am
Oh good. I’m not the only one who noticed. I wondered if Kate bought into the racial sterotype or if she had borrowed it from a friend.
April 29, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Maybe Wills just isn’t quite so *dewy-fresh* down yonder.
April 29, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Toad in the hole?
April 30, 2011 at 9:47 am
The term you are looking for is “strap-on”
April 29, 2011 at 10:50 am
Strange that the artist has her giving it to William the Bloody (aka Spike) instead of Prince William.
April 29, 2011 at 10:52 am
Buffy Reference Squeal!
Sorry about that; thumb me to hell.
April 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
Who knew that Wills had such delicate hands?
April 29, 2011 at 11:00 am
I’d serve my inlaws dinner on that plate. Imagine, a plate of franks and beans….dig, nom, dig, nom….yeeeeGOD!!!!
April 29, 2011 at 11:50 am
That made me think of the scene in “Birdcage” with the..what was it? Soup bowls?
April 29, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Oh look, they’re playing leapfrog!
April 29, 2011 at 11:13 am
At first glance I thought this plate commemorated the division of property in the Courtney Cox/David Arquette divorce. Maybe the artist just upcycled.
April 29, 2011 at 11:28 am
Sorry in advance, but I have to do this:
Whimsicle ButtFuckery?
The Visual Interpretation of Cupcake Butt Hurt?
Are you porking me in the ass or are you just happy to see me?
He’s got the goldmine, she’s got the shaft?
April 29, 2011 at 12:39 pm
From now I’ll I’m going to refer to Wills and Kate as “Bangers and Mash.”
April 29, 2011 at 11:36 am
Gives new meaning to the term “bacon butty.”
April 29, 2011 at 11:54 am
Can anyone else read the text at the bottom? I clicked through to find out, and it says, “Gribsby’s tantric commemorative tableware”.
IT’S GOING TO BE AN ENTIRE PRODUCT LINE.
April 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I can’t imagine the Charles and Camilla plate will be a great seller…
May 3, 2011 at 8:37 am
So buttsex is tantric now?
April 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm
I must be a prude. I can only think that it is indeed making a political statement because you don’t show public figures getting screwed from behind with a surprised look on their face unless you’re making a satirical statement.
I will however restrain my displeasure so the rest of you can enjoy the fuckery and so I can keep my record of not having negative comment ratings.
PS: Would have been better if it were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.
April 29, 2011 at 1:53 pm
You know. I am with you on it being a better plate if it were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn. But only if an executioner is standing in the background, waiting for them to finish.
April 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Imagine seeing that on the Antiques Roadshow in 40 years time. My god, I’d pay good money to see the presenter’s expression!
April 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm
I may have stayed home from work for this, too.
April 29, 2011 at 12:35 pm
You can’t see it from this picture, but she’s installing the batteries…
April 29, 2011 at 1:02 pm
My God Woman, not in front of the children!
April 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm
As long as it doesn’t scare the horses. From the child in the pic it seem that Kate is quite the noisy sucker.
April 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm
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April 29, 2011 at 12:25 pm
my/your hubby might not want to try it, but many fellas love it!!
April 29, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Well I’m no member of royalty, but my boyfriend *loves* getting fucked up the butt by myself–his girlfriend–while wearing a sparkly purple strap-on. He enjoys the prostate stimulation as well as the sexy role-reversal. Pegging is great fun, and not unheard of.
So yes, fucking your husband (or other significant other of the male persuasion) up the butt is a loving and nurturing act, provided he consented to it!
Whimsicle buttfuckery for life!
April 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm
“Sparkly?” Please say that you didn’t glitterize a strap-on! Way too Etsy and everyone knows that glitteration is the act that offends both man & nature. (Yes, I turned nouns into verbs; so sue me.)
April 29, 2011 at 2:35 pm
No,the glitter is mixed into the rubber/plastic/latex during the manufacturing process.
Um, so I’ve heard….
April 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm
As Glitzy.Faery said, the sparkles–though I guess my toys are more “opalescent” than “glittery”–are mixed in with the silicon. I didn’t bedazzle the thing myself!!
April 29, 2011 at 9:59 pm
You people rock!
April 29, 2011 at 1:31 pm
People aren’t idiots for talking like their contemporaries. I suppose you’ve never used slang and you speak exactly the same way your parents did.
April 29, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
April 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Remember folks – she’s from *Maine*.
April 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm
When you consider the level of trust, care and intimacy involved with anal sex you would understand how it could also be seen as nurturing. It also takes a really loving partner to agree to do this.
April 29, 2011 at 2:46 pm
“Nurture” is a noun as well as a verb.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nurture
And if we’re going to get picky here, it’s “reinvent”, no hyphen. But the fact is, language is constantly evolving. Modern linguists recognize this fact.
April 29, 2011 at 7:14 pm
That woman refudiates me.
April 29, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Don’t get me started on the refudiate. I’ve had enough refudiate for the day, thanks.
April 29, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Nurture, remodel, and reveal are perfectly cromulent nouns. They embiggen us all.
April 29, 2011 at 12:19 pm
where is the rest of Kate’s right leg?
and when will the whimsicle f**kery museum be opening? Hell, Ripley’s has nothing on HK
April 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm
The last few weeks of slow torture by the puke-inducing deference of seemingly everyone I know, has just been undone by this fabulous mental image, THANK YOU! <3
April 29, 2011 at 12:32 pm
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April 29, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Aren’t most classic wedding gowns designs that have been done before? Unless you’re talking SATC crazy dress, but that’s not really the done thing over here when it comes to the Royal family. Well, apart from Princess Beatrice’s fascinator, but hey. She’s a looooong way down the list when it comes to the throne.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/slideshow/royal-wedding-crazy-hats-13488833
April 29, 2011 at 1:32 pm
“I realize the people of GB are excited,”
Speaking as a Brit.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAAHAAAA*coughhacksplutter*AAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAHAAAAaaaaaaa…
Honestly, most of us are ambivalent about the whole thing. At least amongst the people I know, in any case.
April 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Then I’m assuming all the crowds at said wedding were stupid Americans flying over and camping out to watch. Seriously, I’m just so done with it. I’m laughing about the plate, but if I see one more “news” story I’ll barf.
April 29, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Nah the crowds were there alright, but you can bet your left buttock the numbers will be significantly “enhanced” by the press; certainly not representing a significant chunk of the populous.
That and tourists, ‘natch.
I’ll admit, I saw a brief look at the sort of media approach you guys have been suffering through on 10 oclock live on our telly here and… yeah I can understand your pain.
April 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Good point, the media is out of control. We’ve had some horrible catastrophes in the past week in our country, but EVERYTHING was pre-empted for the wedding?? Oy.
April 30, 2011 at 3:40 am
Yeah, I only just heard about the big tornado in the US, from someone in the Regretsy forum mentioning it. All the news websites here in the UK are STILL clogged up with wedding related stories
April 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm
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April 29, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Very creative!
April 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Just looking at their expressions on the plate, I can picture the dialog:
William: Er, eh, hold up, are you sure there’s enough lube on that, luv?
Kate: Oh hush up and take it like a prince, Willy!
I had more, actually, but I need to go write something clean now.
April 29, 2011 at 12:47 pm
im going to buy one.
when my father in law comes to town, ill serve him dinner on that plate.
once he finishes itll be a big case of “SURPRISE!! Its a PORNO PLATE!!”
April 29, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Oh man, if that thing were affordable, I’d get a four piece set!
April 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Somebody REALLY needs to get this for the happy couple.
April 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm
They should use these for their royal wedding reception.
April 29, 2011 at 1:02 pm
oh man, why didn’t you post this earlier!? It would have been perfect to eat the cake I made for the occasion off of!
(I’m sorry, I was just so damn proud of this cake that I had to show it off to someone!!)
April 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
aww.. the picture didn’t post – it showed up in the preview.. hmm do I try again or just post the link? BOTH!
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/sailor_angelmoon/royalwedding018.jpg
April 29, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Omnomnom!
April 30, 2011 at 9:55 am
*droooool*
April 29, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Crown Jewels a nation can be proud of!
April 29, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Now that I’ve had time to recover from the laughing, what is she wearing around her abdomen?
April 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I wonder if they’re safe to eat off of? I think it would make for quite the exciting meal with these beauties!
April 29, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Wow, to hell with last weeks portrait pizza, *this* is now my wallpaper!
April 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Looks like a scene from a low budget porn filmed titled “Good Will Humping”
April 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm
197 comments later:
“Can the King get a reach around?”
Late to the party.
April 30, 2011 at 9:56 am
“No, babe; you’re not the King yet.”
April 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm
“belief that the way ahead for humanity lies in the loving marriage of the male and female energies….”
1. Wills doesn’t look like he’s loving this
2. Something tells me if one of them takes it up the but in this marriage, it will be Kate (a la Diana and Fergie).
3. Where’s a marine-cast dildo when you need it?
April 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
My Goodness, I love that settee!
April 29, 2011 at 7:01 pm
This plate is seriously ridiculous, but I’m glad I’m not the only one that was a little turned off by the description of it.
On the other hand, I can’t wait to go to the Helen Killer Memorial Museum, which will undoubtedly be where all April’s stuff ends up when some Krazy Krafter does finally recognize her in the craft store surreptitiously buying jello shot molds or giant novelty martini glasses.
April 29, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Can’t help hearing my mother’s voice in the back of my head. “How dreadfully *common*!” To which I, ever the snarky, queer disappointment would probably respond, “Bloody hell, mum, if this is a ‘common’ sight to you, your secret double-life is even more exciting than mine!”
April 29, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Oh my god, your house must look like some perverted hoarder lives there by now……. so do we need to call Dr. Zasio or what?
April 29, 2011 at 8:56 pm
UM that was supposed to be an awesome pic of Dr. Zasio…… IMAGE FAIL.
April 30, 2011 at 2:11 pm
May 1, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Will’s pose looks so uncomfortable! If I was getting done in the ass, I’d at least want to be lying comfortably to start off!
May 31, 2011 at 10:55 am
Aaaaahhhh!!!