Easter Morning Wood
This is amazing, all right. But not as amazing as finding out that Pope John Paul II has a Facebook page! He doesn’t post too often though, seeing as he’s dead. He probably spends most of the time Superpoking Barbaro and throwing sheep at Patrick Swayze.
More importantly, does anyone really see Jesus in this thing? I mean I know it’s Easter and everything, but come on. As far as I’m concerned, if it’s not on a tortilla, it ain’t Jesus. Which by the way, is Taco Bell’s new tag line.
April 24, 2011 at 9:32 am
(BAM!)
Thank you Jesus, may I have another?
April 24, 2011 at 9:35 am
I still have the Cedar Jesus that I found in the disabled guy’s shop last year.
April 24, 2011 at 9:36 am
Looks like Pirate Jesus
April 24, 2011 at 9:38 am
Psh… he’s winking. And smiling. He’s a happy, hip and with it kind of Jesus.
That’s what the kids say these days, right? “Hip and with it”? Yeah, I’m cool…
April 24, 2011 at 10:02 am
Even Jesus has a little Captain in Him.
April 24, 2011 at 10:03 am
He needs braces.
April 24, 2011 at 10:26 am
Sparkly, that’s his smile… he’s got a beard and a mustache… this isn’t Cedar Lincoln!
April 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I’ll see your pirate Jesus and raise you Unibrow Jesus. I think it could also be Cyclops Jesus in mid blink.
April 24, 2011 at 12:22 pm
April 24, 2011 at 12:36 pm
The Lorena Bobbit woody..
April 24, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Why aren’t you selling that thing on etsy? You could be raking it in!
April 24, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Hipster Jesus?
April 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I thought it was the Fishes & the Loaves, then the Water into Wine transubstantiation? Of course I’m a seriously backslidden Baptist (hehehe, I was raised one, that counts, right?).
April 24, 2011 at 6:23 pm
“It’s called loving thy neighbor. I’m sure you never heard of it before.”
April 24, 2011 at 11:29 pm
“Loving your friends is too mainstream. I love my enemies.”
April 25, 2011 at 8:53 am
When I see this, all of the sudden the Blind Melon song “No Rain” won’t get the hell out of my head.
April 24, 2011 at 9:35 am
I see Cthulhu (sp) wearing a monocle.
April 24, 2011 at 9:36 am
I had to look pretty hard to see anything but a few naturally occurring knots in a regular ass tree.
It’s it some sort of mental issue when you see things that aren’t there?? Maybe that explains the nut job Christians.
(and, no, not all Christians are nut jobs, I know)
April 24, 2011 at 9:37 am
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April 25, 2011 at 2:09 am
Eh, typos happen. We meant what you knew to say.
April 24, 2011 at 9:45 am
Pareidolia, seeing patterns where there are none, is actually a general human trait. The nutty religious people just take it that much further.
April 24, 2011 at 10:53 am
I have synaesthesia, so loving this comment – and you for making it – makes me hear George Gershwin and smell yellow.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, bitches!
April 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Funny, I’m smelling Gershwin and hearing yellow.
Why yes, I did use those sugar cubes I found wrapped in foil in the freezer. Why do you ask?
April 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Let us celebrate Jewish Zombie Day with the partaking of chocolate Lepus and gelatin legumes and the staining of ovums from the Gallus Gallus in bright colors!
April 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Wow, glad your brain thinks my comment is Gershwin worthy! And worthy of the smell of yellow, which has me on a rather philosophical tangent…
April 24, 2011 at 9:37 am
all i see is an evil rabbit!
April 24, 2011 at 9:41 am
how can i post a pic here? :/
April 24, 2011 at 11:29 am
I have no idea, but I wanna see your evil rabbit!
I don’t see the things I used to when I’m taking my meds.
April 24, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Hallucinations these days are DEFINITELY not what they used to be.
April 24, 2011 at 9:37 am
I don’t know about you, but I see a happy face with a clown nose inside some distorted concentric circles in the hood of Mary’s robe and it’s breastfeeding some bowling balls. That could just be me, though.
April 24, 2011 at 9:39 am
Ooh, wait, and it’s also wearing a steampunk/royal wedding/Easter fascinator!
April 24, 2011 at 9:38 am
I kinda see a figure in there, but it looks like she is wearing big earphones, looking down at her giant hockey puck nipple and wondering why there is a brown blob on her shoulder. Damn those pesky knots wrecking a perfectly good Easter Morning Wood!
April 24, 2011 at 9:38 am
I see a head facing left with it’s brain exploding out of the top of it’s head. I’m sure other people would say, “Oh, that’s just a knot hole”, but I know a cranium with unfused sutures when I see one!
April 24, 2011 at 11:39 pm
I’m glad one of us does. I have so much trouble with that one…
April 24, 2011 at 9:39 am
(Very) Catholic here and I don’t see it. I don’t know who it is but whoever it is looks like s/he has two tiny people in a head-lock though.
April 24, 2011 at 11:33 am
Exactly! It kind of looks like she’s carrying the baby Jesus like a football…which is not a very holy thing to do.
I mean, it’s nice to be able to see God in things, or make sense of things like that, but when you try and sell it for an outrageous price (or really at all), that’s when you’re pissing me off.
April 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
If you really saw the image of God in something why wouldn’t you keep it?
April 24, 2011 at 5:26 pm
I see an opportunity to rip off a gullible person!
Oh wait! I mean I see Jesus. Yesiree, lots of Jesus.
April 24, 2011 at 9:40 am
I see a bare-breasted African woman with a basket on her head with some kind of monster, (squints) no, maybe a goat in it.
April 24, 2011 at 9:41 am
I want to post something witty about this but my mind is drawing a plank.
April 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I <3 you.
April 24, 2011 at 11:46 pm
We all do, lilblueheron. We all do.
April 24, 2011 at 9:42 am
Yeah, I see a face and two enormous nipples. I gotta get my mind out of the gutter and get me to church I guess.
April 24, 2011 at 9:45 am
It’s the Regretsy Rorschach test. What do you see in the barn wood? An octopus? A mustache?
April 24, 2011 at 9:51 am
Great. Now, you’ve got me looking for a happy vulva. I’m going to hell. :/
April 24, 2011 at 9:54 am
If it makes you feel any better, the first thing I saw when I looked at it was a vulva.
April 24, 2011 at 10:14 am
HA! Why, yes. Yes it does. Thank you.
April 24, 2011 at 10:42 am
Nipples. Biiiiig nipples. Somebody crochet some nipple cozies!
April 24, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Pasties that look like nipples. So you can have ironic boobs.
April 24, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Hipster pasties? For pseudo ironic boobs?
April 24, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Genital warts. Oh I have to stop looking at medical textbooks…but I just can’t!
April 25, 2011 at 3:03 am
Regretsy Rorschach would be a great contest. Post a pic of an ambiguous item being sold on Etsy, and everyone guesses what the item is. Or rather, what it’s being sold as.
April 24, 2011 at 9:45 am
I see a person-sized koala in fluffy pink overalls but she says she can’t see anything in the wood either
April 24, 2011 at 9:46 am
I think this person is confusing Virgin Mary with someone else…
because this is what i see
April 24, 2011 at 9:47 am
All I can see is that they want 100.000 bucks for this thing, which has me reeling just a little.
But then again it’s naturally painted by nature. Which I guess is better than artificially painted by an artist. After all, mother nature’s work is probably priceless.
I’m not entirely sure what to make of it, but then again those words were cynically said by a cynic, so you better take that into account…
April 24, 2011 at 10:41 am
Technically, this isn’t hand-made. It’s branch-made.
*boomssss*
Please visit the buffet!
April 24, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Does that mean that actually mother nature should get the $100.000? Because when you look at it like that, the seller can’t really ask for more than a finder’s fee.
April 24, 2011 at 11:50 pm
So… steal it and donate $100 to Greenpeace, then?
April 25, 2011 at 3:43 am
Sounds about right. And then use the board for something actually board-related. Like making a shelf out of it or something.
April 24, 2011 at 9:48 am
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April 24, 2011 at 10:08 am
I see is she is formula feeding a circumcised baby Jesus.
April 24, 2011 at 12:20 pm
I think I broke my computer from pushing the thumbs up extra hard and repeatedly.
April 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm
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April 24, 2011 at 11:55 pm
I was thinking, oh well, let the poor nut job be. Then I got a picture of someone bottle feeding on their porch. Their rabid neighbour comes zooming across the yard hissing pedophile! You are a bad mother and are making your baby gay! I have reported you!
A day later the same neighbour trots across merrily saying howdy! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
No. Fuck off.
April 25, 2011 at 7:53 am
She shall have her shot at redemption. As soon as she changes her screen name and keeps her crazy-spouting cakehole shut, that is.
April 24, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Quick! Call the Cedar CPS!
April 25, 2011 at 7:50 am
Just when i think I’m going to be able to go a whole day without laughing myself into damn near needing oxygen…I read this.
That’s the real reason Jesus was born in a manger, you know. All those lactating animals….
April 24, 2011 at 12:32 pm
April 24, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Jebus on a tongue-depressor cross, I just noticed the typo. Commence with the down-thumbing!
*salutes*
April 24, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Wait, is forever over already?
April 24, 2011 at 9:48 am
No, wait! I think I see a casting of a vulva!
April 24, 2011 at 9:49 am
happy easter!
April 24, 2011 at 10:39 am
I adore this…especially the monocle.
April 24, 2011 at 11:26 am
Spectacular! Or is that “Spectocular!”?
April 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm
wearing a monocle?
Hahahahaha!!!
April 25, 2011 at 3:11 am
Your cat laid an egg? This really is a day for miracles!
April 24, 2011 at 9:50 am
Human head with a giant hole in it and a bird head growing out of the top. I also see that she’s had her arms cut off.
Mary is the Black Knight?
April 24, 2011 at 1:07 pm
“I’ll bite your legs off!”
My husband has been watching that movie his entire life and still can’t get past that scene without turning purple from laughter.
April 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Tis only a flesh wound!
he he gonna go get me a shrubbery;)
April 24, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Can’t. Someone cut it down, sawed it into a plank, saw a virgin on it, and, well, here we are.
April 25, 2011 at 8:36 am
But, you have no arms. It’s merely a flesh wound. I also can’t get through the Knights who say NEH!
April 24, 2011 at 9:55 am
Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch.
[Indy takes the torch and drops it in]
Indiana: Planks. Why’d it have to be planks?
Sallah: Cedar… very dangerous. You go first
April 24, 2011 at 9:58 am
Beautiful cedar plank cut by the great Elrond himself as he built the last homely house.
April 24, 2011 at 10:03 am
But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some Virgin Mary and Jesus Cedar Boards.
April 24, 2011 at 9:57 am
He should say it’s Lady Gaga showing her tits:
http://i.imgur.com/TmpXd.png
April 24, 2011 at 9:57 am
Hmm, I see “Alfalfa” from “The Little Rascals”.
April 24, 2011 at 9:58 am
Maybe you have to be hit by the board to see the images clearly???
April 24, 2011 at 10:02 am
Um, did anyone else notice that psycho lactard troll from yesterday is back and trying to act like nothing happened?
April 24, 2011 at 11:36 am
yeah, and it’s odd, considering this post by her:
“No matter how much I explain, some of you will remain ignorant to the facts. Breast feed you children. Stop making excuses. Do not mutilate what nature gave little boys. Do not be selfish and cite cosmetic or hygienic reasons for your perverted desires. You people will never learn. There are others that agree with me, and I encourage them to speak up and be heard. Never give up the good fight. No matter what they do they can not take the truth. GOODBYE FOREVER”
the goodbye forever part gave me the impression she flounced, but maybe we fed the troll too much and now we can’t get rid of her
April 24, 2011 at 12:27 pm
My new bumper sticker reads:
I’ve been judged by a lactard and found guilty.
I hope my sentence is several more years of fun with all you bitchtards.
April 25, 2011 at 7:55 am
Where do I order one?
April 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Maybe if we feed her long enough she’ll be corrupted and turn to the dark side with us?
April 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm
it will only work if we feed her formula.
April 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Anyone know what the first 400 formulas did?
April 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Forever is a remarkably short amount of time in Troll-land.
April 24, 2011 at 11:00 pm
The magic of lithium.
April 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Ark, please, PLEASE don’t leave forever. Your kind of exponential crazy is very hard to come by! If you’re gone, who am I supposed to shake my head at and go “tsk, tsk, tsk”?
April 24, 2011 at 10:06 am
I see an eagle perched on a rock/tree trunk.
April 24, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Me too.
April 24, 2011 at 10:06 am
Duh. It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can’t you see the meatballs?
Happy Past-Over, btw.
April 24, 2011 at 10:37 am
Ramen.
April 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Would Ramen be something like a lesser deity to FSM?
April 24, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Ragulujah.
April 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
That is clearly the faces of at least three woodsprites dancing among ribbons of moonlight. As seen on Mother Nature Facebook page.
April 24, 2011 at 10:08 am
I prefer my miracles on food — such as the Cheeto Jesus. Not only inspiring, but tasty!
April 24, 2011 at 10:36 am
I see and upside-down Snoopy.
April 24, 2011 at 10:37 am
“an” — It’s a wine-drinkin’ holiday. *hic*
April 25, 2011 at 5:49 am
In our celebration we skip wine and move straight to whiskey. My cousin makes these amazing frozen whiskey sours. So basically on Easter we go to church (and hope none of us gets struck by lightning when we walk in), go home, and get rip-roaring drunk.
April 24, 2011 at 10:39 am
I wonder what happened in the seller’s mind, between “Whoa, that looks like Mary and Jesus!” and “I’m gonna make a hundred thousand bucks on this!!!”
Jesus saves. The rest of us have to scam.
April 24, 2011 at 10:49 am
OMG! That wood has been cut!
MUTILATORS!
April 24, 2011 at 10:53 am
it looks like angelina jolie.
April 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
April 24, 2011 at 6:27 pm
It’s a good thing.
April 24, 2011 at 11:24 am
The title of this post should have been, “And Now For Something Completely Different…”
A Board.
April 24, 2011 at 11:33 am
What happened to “GOODBYE FOREVER!”?
Way to raise our hopes and then dash them into the ground.
April 24, 2011 at 11:40 am
Oops, that was supposed to be below #37. Even my comments don’t like the atmosphere there.
April 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Goodbye forever! Or until tomorrow. Then you should ignore the fact that I called you a bunch of child-abusing pedophiles.
April 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm
She deleted her post. Wuss.
April 24, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Ah, thanks Nat, for a second I thought I was truly losing my mind.
I CAN’T SEE THE TROLL :::sob:::
April 24, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I think that Ark67 is counting on us all being such drunks that we can’t remember that she called all of us those names or that she said “good bye forever”. Unluckily for her, we definitely remember being called pedophiles and all the rest of her insanity. I kind of wish that I didn’t though. More wine, anyone?
I think that it the swirls in the wood look more like Lex Luthor than the Virgin Mary, by the way.
April 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm
I have dated people like that. Call you horrible names, trash your house, steal your laundry money and then the next day act like nothing happened. What’s it called when they do that? Oh yeah. Psycho.
April 24, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Why would someone steal laundry money? That’s just mean.
April 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Is taking 40 cakes really worse than charging 100,000 for this plank?
April 24, 2011 at 12:06 pm
The top knot looks like a dragon to me. I don’t see Jesus though.
April 24, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Actually, it looks more like a Skeksis.
April 24, 2011 at 4:55 pm
bonus points for DarkCrystal reference!
April 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm
It looks like a Mohel sucking blood off a mutilated knob.
April 24, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Okay. I’m a rather fundamental Protestant myself (meaning I completely believe in miracles, healing by prayer, etc…). I can kind of see it, but I have to look for it.
If I have to imagine that hard to see it, it ain’t no freakin’ miracle…….
I do see a face, but it doesn’t resemble Mary (whatever she looked like) and the eyes look suspiciously like they’ve been poked into the wood with a finishing nail…….
Happy Easter!
April 24, 2011 at 1:18 pm
I see Mary but I can’t tell if she’s a virgin or not. The title says “Virgin Mary”. I need evidence.
April 24, 2011 at 6:33 pm
I imagine the ‘finder’ belongs to a church who believes that, after giving birth to Jesus via the Holy Ghost, Mary remained a virgin for the rest of her life and never had sex with Joseph.
I was raised Pentecostal, and even we aren’t THAT crazy.
And honestly, I don’t see anything except a nice plank of wood. Of course, I haven’t been to church in a long time…
April 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Happy Zombie on a Stick day!
April 24, 2011 at 1:44 pm
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April 24, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Get a gander at the rack I found in my garage…
April 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Um… this seems to be the result after consuming four voodoo donuts and a whole liter of Dr pepper. I don’t recommend it. (little goat/rabbit hybrid on his or her head)
April 24, 2011 at 3:47 pm
I’m worried. I see Mary after only one Corona.
April 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm
After you had the Corona or Mary had the Corona?
April 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Ok I think Regretsy needs a t-shirt that says on the front
GOODBYE FOREVER
and on the back
…see you tomorrow…
god, worst. troll. EVER.
April 25, 2011 at 2:12 am
I’d buy that t-shirt!
April 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
ok wtf. I posted after 60. and it bumped my post up to 46
wait… my posts can time travel? AWESOME!
April 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Amazingly enough, the plank is still available. He has only one, though, which begs a question in light of the fact that, “This Board Was Hand Made by me, Cut from a Cedar Tree here in Missouri.” If a person Hand Makes a Board from a Cedar Tree, couldn’t that person Cut more than one holy Plank from said Tree if Boards were thinner? (Capital letters provided free of charge.)
April 24, 2011 at 5:29 pm
That was in response to the suggestion to ark to change her username. Things are jumping all over the place today.
April 24, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Why does she want to hang out with murdering child-diddlers, Fancyskants? Why oh why?
April 24, 2011 at 5:55 pm
So, did anyone hear whether or not Jesus saw his shadow today?
April 24, 2011 at 6:26 pm
I DO see Mary. She has a clown nose. And fetal Jesus is sitting on her head.
April 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
April 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm
I’m gonna burn in hell, but at least I’ll make the trip fun!
April 24, 2011 at 6:54 pm
…I have carpet and wallpaper friends too!
April 24, 2011 at 7:32 pm
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April 24, 2011 at 7:51 pm
“I accept you all without judgement of your decisions.”
GREAT MOMENTS IN NOT JUDGING YOUR DECISIONS by ARK67
“Breastfeeding is the ONLY acceptable option, and circumcision is MUTILATION.”
“You are sick pedophiles who LOVE to abuse your children. You make me sick.”
“Formula feeding has been proven to be detrimental, but some women are just too selfish to realize that. They should not have children, and if they do, they should be taken.”
“Jews want to use some B.S. law to mutilate babies.”
“Mohels suck the blood from the baby’s penis after they mutilate it. They use the guise of circumcision to fuel their sick pedophile wants and needs.”
April 24, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Yeah…that shit isn’t rude at all. Or judgmental…..or fucking SANE, in any way.
Poor homophobic, batshit insane, TOWERING hypocrite that is Ark67….She wishes us mutilating, abusing pedophiles would be a little less rude.
FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KRAZYKUNT.
April 24, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Call me crazy, but those non-judgmental comments leave me not exactly feeling the love from our dear troll.
April 24, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Wow, you’re a stickler for technicalities!
She may not be judgemental but she sure as hell is judgmental. But then, I’m a breastfeeding, mutilating pedophile. What makes me a pedophile, breastfeeding, mutilating, or both? ‘Cause I could make a case….
April 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm
reply to Ark67 #55 (just in case it jumps).
Hun, I have some really unpopular opinions as well. However, even in my deepest of rages, I recognize that insulting someone is NEVER going to make them agree with me or “enlighten” them. All it’s going to do is tag you as a self-righteous nutjob. That’s when you have to have the self-control to get off the keyboard and re-group.
You gotta respect people first! No matter how dumb, irritating, or un-educated you THINK they are (and you would be surprised at how often you are wrong when you really stop to examine yourself. I do it all the time.).
April 25, 2011 at 12:47 am
Exactly. These threads contain people of many different opinions and perspectives, including opposite views on things like whether there’s a God and, if so, what to do about it – that is, the sort of things that cause violent permasnits on message boards. That doesn’t happen here. Guess why.
April 25, 2011 at 8:02 am
You gotta respect people, unless they don’t agree with you. Then they deserve to go to jail and have thier children taken away. While beintg taunted by you.
April 24, 2011 at 8:07 pm
thought she said GOODBYE FOREVER? Forever isn’t as long as it used to be.
April 24, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Actually, it’s not a right, it’s a privilege.
April 24, 2011 at 11:59 pm
seriously, its regresty, if you wanna keep posting with all us fat, ugly, jealous, loser, pedofile,child mutilators, don’t expect to be “respected” This isn’t cupcake land. We’re caling you out.
April 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
pedophile*
derp
April 25, 2011 at 2:05 am
Is it a right? Like, a human right? Because if so, I have all kinds of litigation to persue.
April 24, 2011 at 8:19 pm
OMG!!!! It’s still for sale!!! I wonder why?
April 24, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Being someone who was nailed to a cross, I would think that the last place Jesus would have his likeness appear would be a piece of wood.
April 24, 2011 at 9:43 pm
The weirdest one I ever saw was `dog ass Jesus´ :
http://doctore0.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dog-ass-jesus.jpg
April 25, 2011 at 2:04 am
I bet Rasputin’s Facebook page is way better than Pope John Paul II’s.
But not as good as Gandhi’s.
April 25, 2011 at 7:40 am
My own personal wooden jesus and mary. How come Joseph never gets an appearance? Not even a cameo for Christ’s sake. You’d think the guy who was denied sex with his wife, raised some other dude’s kid and never complained would, for once, get a small by-line in some of these appearances. A slice of toast isn’t asking too much is it?
April 25, 2011 at 8:07 am
Okay, re:the Jesus Board – I think the seller would be much more likely to get $100K if she were to bill it as Jenna Jameson in cedar, knock out those knotholes and advertise for ‘avid outdoorsmen.’
My dirty little brain keeps writing descriptions for this item…
April 25, 2011 at 11:56 am
I see no Jesus, what I do see is an incredible, whimsicle amount of zeros
April 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm
It’s obvious that it is indeed a Jewish tree. After all it’s “Seder”
April 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Anyone read the description on the guy’s other item – Hopi blue corn seeds? Apparently you get some seeds for not $4.99 and you do not get five ears, which may or may not be a good deal (you can check on goggle)
May 5, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I found some chihuahuas in a fence one time. http://www.flickr.com/photos/26944109@N00/2348463861/in/photostream
April 24, 2011 at 9:56 am
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April 24, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Back on your meds?
April 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Bitch didn’t breastfeed!
April 24, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Fuck yourself.
April 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Ark, sweetie, you probably want to change your username.
April 24, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Ark67 is still talking?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
April 24, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Meant as a reply to ark67. Double Derp!
April 24, 2011 at 12:58 pm
I’m trying to figure out why she’s still here.
April 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
me too, I am so confused
April 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Because the posting has noting to do with lactation or penis mutilation.
Am I the only one curious to know what she would think of that soap made with breast milk?
April 24, 2011 at 1:34 pm
-puts on her Nancy Drew hat-
Maybe Arkham Asylum is really 2 people? Maybe there was a slumber party at her house and she accidentally left her account open on the computer and someone thought it would be fun to play troll? And maybe this morning she’s all confused because the thumbs down keep comin’? I’d change my screen-name if I were her.
Aaaand, hmmm, the wood thing looks like a bunny rabbit to me. Happy Easter, everyone!
April 24, 2011 at 1:59 pm
There goes Jesus Cottontail
Hopping down the calvary trail
Hippity Hoppity, Easter he will rise!
-i’m gonna burn in hell, huh?
April 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm
I’ll see you there, and I’ll bring marshmallows.
April 24, 2011 at 4:58 pm
no, you’re safe, you only go to hell if you don’t eat chocolate on easter.
April 24, 2011 at 2:55 pm
This isn’t nesting properly. So, just to make sure..
Ark67, homophobic twunt: Fuck Yourself.
April 24, 2011 at 4:30 pm
@ VGO, even the website is so shocked she came back that it can’t remember how to properly nest replies.
April 24, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Well there ya go.
I think it has something to do with dumping posts, right? You remove one, and it all kinda breaks down.
Bonus: I just recognized The Penile Pedagogue, aka “Chris” …the guy that’s being such a dbag on the Facebook page, as a co-worker of a good friend.
Awesome. I love the internet.
April 24, 2011 at 5:27 pm
She probably won’t; don’t forget SHE KNOWS SHE’S RIGHT. She honestly doesn’t see anything wrong with calling us child-mutilating pedophiles and then expecting to be besties the next day. Unfortunately for her three children, she obviously has some mental issues.
April 24, 2011 at 8:26 pm
At this rate she is one of those die hard roachlike trolls. I think most people wish they could thumb her in the eye but settle for thumbing down her stupid bullshit anyhow.
April 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I posted a response, Fancyskants (great name..been meaning to tell you that for a while now)….and now, strangely..its now number 50….right above the twunt.
April 24, 2011 at 6:20 pm
@Belinda, I don’t want to go to hell, so I eat chocolate every day, just to be sure.
April 24, 2011 at 8:03 pm
I do the same, because a world without chocolate IS hell.
April 24, 2011 at 8:07 pm
I’ll bring the chocolate and graham crackers and we’ll make s’mores!
April 24, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Okay my comment was to go under @61 angeldrawers…
April 24, 2011 at 9:26 pm
I vote we hook her into The Machine and crank that shit to 50!
April 24, 2011 at 9:27 pm
DOH! This was SUPPOSED to go beneath the Princess Bride post talking about a certain lovable troll:-p