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The Palace is Abuzz



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  1. Spoofmaster
    April 20, 2011 at 9:35 am

    WHY IS THERE VIDEO

    AND WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK

    lol, “Lovely silicone cockring”

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    • carpwoman
      April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am

      Yeah, I watched it, too.

      *headdesk*

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    • darkandtwisty
      April 20, 2011 at 9:56 am

      That video was just lame, not at all what I was hoping for, er, I mean, ah, expecting.

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      • Church Lady Brought a Hot Dish
        April 20, 2011 at 9:58 am

        Glad you said so. I was starting to feel pissy for being at work/church and not being able to watch.

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        • Spoofmaster
          April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am

          Yeah, it’s just a woman describing the “lovely nubs” and talking about how it’s such a lovely commemorative item. Did I mention that it’s lovely?

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        • Charlie Sheen
          April 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm

          talk about being Anti climatic

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        • Stretch65 is Dancing with the Stars TEAM BRUNO!!
          April 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm

          Royal Cock Ring really?

          I want to see William’s Prince Albert!!

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    • ChainCrafts
      April 20, 2011 at 11:53 am

      There-there now. Everything’s going to be okay. You’ll recover, just keep a stiff upper lip and all that.

      Wait… that didn’t sound right….

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    • Culinarychiq
      April 20, 2011 at 5:49 pm

      Between the music and hand gesturing in the beginning I felt like I was watching a magician. I half expected her to pull out a rabbit LOL

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    • lemon_bombs
      April 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

      That video had me howling on the floor. When the hostess stretched it about five inches long to show how flexible it was, I completely lost it. Even two-headed unicorns can have one!

      I also love the fact that it’s blue. Both members of the happy royal couple can have a ring, and they MATCH!

      *dies from the funny*

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      • lemon_bombs
        April 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm

        You know, I think I want one.

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      • Kaijuchris
        April 21, 2011 at 2:14 am

        This not “royal blue”. Royal blue is darker, I think.

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  2. picassosfist
    April 20, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Aww, I’ve always wanted a physical reminder that I’m lying back and thinking of England.

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    • monkey33
      April 20, 2011 at 10:30 am

      Condoms?
      Cock rings?
      What’s going on? I thought the English didn’t have sex.

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      • redmjoel
        April 20, 2011 at 11:19 am

        Of course they do. They’re just not very good at it.

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      • tastincel
        April 20, 2011 at 11:58 am

        Austin Powers taught me all I know about the English, and he was all about shagging, right? Yeah baby!

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      • Wunder
        April 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm

        They do, but they use *discreet* cock rings.

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    • special turtle
      April 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm

      keep calm and carry spare batteries

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  3. sillysue
    April 20, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  4. pplrdum
    April 20, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Seems appropriate, I heard they registered for this.

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  5. Bold as Brash Brendamouse
    April 20, 2011 at 9:38 am

    I am a visionary almost! Just call me Merlin—-not Merkin

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  6. Korovieva
    April 20, 2011 at 9:38 am

    Am I the only person who can’t imagine Wills and Kate having any kind of sex, let alone anything kinky?

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    • doesnotworkorplaywellwithothers
      April 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

      no, you’re not. i think harry is the only heir to the sex in that family.

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      • stallingsja
        April 20, 2011 at 10:03 am

        Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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        • snakeriversoap
          April 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm

          “Ginger pubes are like racing stripes on a car; they make it go faster.”

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        • Fia Flammiferous
          April 21, 2011 at 12:21 am

          That’s not such a bad image at all. Don’t hate.

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      • Korovieva
        April 20, 2011 at 10:26 am

        I’ve always wondered if Harry’s parentage was other than Diana and Charles. Makes sense.

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        • mapleleaves
          April 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

          Google Peter Phillips, Princess Anne’s son. Looks eerily like William.

          So either all the genetics came from the Royal Family, or Diana was shabbily Mark Phillips.

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        • mapleleaves
          April 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

          Staffing Mark Phillips.

          Er, SHAGGING! freakin’ iPhone!

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        • e_greene
          April 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

          Auto-correct got you good.

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        • CreepyLittleGirl
          April 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm

          I fully believe Harry is Charles’s son, because both Harry and Charles closely resemble Alfred E. Newman of Mad Magazine. Charles is just missing the red hair, but he has the face and the ears.

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    • libertyl1
      April 20, 2011 at 9:44 am

      I can totally see Kate in Cat Woman Spandex!

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    • ellaminnowpeadesigns
      April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

      To me these two seem a bit, dare I say, boring in the bedroom? Then again, it is the unassuming and “proper” ladies who tend to let their aggressions out in the bedroom.

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    • poops
      April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am

      I’m just the opposite. I imagine them doing Very Nahsty Things to each other. Things that would make one gasp.

      I spend entirely too much time imagining, to be honest.

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  7. joshpincusiscrying
    April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

    I had a pool toy that looked like this when I was a kid.
    Okay, maybe not exactly like this.

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    • redmjoel
      April 20, 2011 at 11:20 am

      Only much much bigger, I would hope.

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      • gnommy
        April 20, 2011 at 5:56 pm

        We were so poor, we could only afford the tiny cockring pool toy…

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  8. RuthX
    April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Where’s the “Who Wore It Better”?

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  9. skarah1313
    April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

    So when they are going to start selling “Prince Charles Tampons”?

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    • pplrdum
      April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

      right after they start selling the suppositories…

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      • pplrdum
        April 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm

        Although, it would seem to me the *most* logical hygeine product to market with his name on it would be a douche.

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        • mapleleaves
          April 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm

          The tabloids revealed that in a secret phone conversation back when he was still married to Diana, Charles told Camilla “I wish I were your tampon.”

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        • lemon_bombs
          April 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm

          I still can’t get that phone conversation out of my memory even with the strongest brain bleach. The horror!

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    • the bee
      April 20, 2011 at 10:54 am

      “Do you have Prince Charles in a soft touch applicator?”

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    • unseeliepixie
      April 20, 2011 at 8:50 pm

      I would’ve thought a “Prince Charles Douche” would be more appropriate.

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  10. tyley_rhydes
    April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

    formerly know as “the hammer head”

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  11. jracine
    April 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

    “Seize the opportunity to celebrate the much anticipated royal event of a generation” BY HAVING A RAGING BONER FOR HOURS!

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    • gnommy
      April 20, 2011 at 9:47 am

      The batteries only last 40 minutes. Sorry.

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      • Postmenopaws
        April 20, 2011 at 11:25 am

        OH! FORTY minutes. I thought she said FOURTEEN minutes. I mean…geez!

        Forty is much better.

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      • EyeHeartSpiders
        April 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

        Thanks for almost making me spit my drink all over my keyboard.

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    • fetaby
      April 20, 2011 at 9:50 am

      but it will only vibrate for 40 minutes until the battery needs to be changed…

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  12. libertyl1
    April 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Am I the only straight woman who was turned on when she said cock ring in that accent?! Hmm…

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    • bizzle
      April 20, 2011 at 10:11 am

      No. You weren’t. BRB.

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    • Riz
      April 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      I’m not straight but it was completely sexy when she said it in that accent. =)

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    • Cindy-Lou Hoohoo
      April 21, 2011 at 12:33 am

      No, not by a long shot.

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  13. amishpornstar
    April 20, 2011 at 9:41 am

    “Collectable”? This is a great addition to my Royal wedding collection! It deserves a place of honor next to the mug, plate and genuine reproduction engagement ring!

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    • scratter
      April 20, 2011 at 10:14 am

      It can only appreciate in value! This shits all over my grandmas Charles and Diana tea towels!

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      • queen of spuds
        April 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm

        Ewww. I hope it stops doing that once the batteries run out.

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    • Cindy-Lou Hoohoo
      April 21, 2011 at 12:34 am

      Of course. It is a treasured collectible to hand down to your grandchildren one day.

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  14. redneck girl
    April 20, 2011 at 9:41 am

    It’s amazing how the British can make “cock ring” sound so sophisticated.

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    • lemon_bombs
      April 20, 2011 at 9:08 pm

      They can make anything sound classy.

      Tea cup. Waste bin. Cabbages.
      Bed sheets. Arsehole.

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  15. Cannolis
    April 20, 2011 at 9:42 am

    Oh sweet Jesus, I didn’t even realize it was a cockring until now. I thought it was just a hideously ugly ring.

    Not sure if this makes it any better.

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    • Holden Back
      April 20, 2011 at 6:05 pm

      Fuck-knuckle, anyone?

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  16. skarah1313
    April 20, 2011 at 9:42 am

    This will end up in the garage sales and junk stores, right next to the Charles and Diana mugs. Only, you probably won’t want to use this thing,the mug you can clean.

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  17. Irishyankee
    April 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

    It behooves one to keep a stiff upper…
    Lip?

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  18. Rad Bromance
    April 20, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Holy shit, that thing vibrates more than my phone does.

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  19. Katato
    April 20, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Two things:
    1) I have indeed forgotten my tea towels, plates and carriage clocks. My word.
    2) That diameter, and 40 minutes’ worth of battery life – both of these seem somewhat optimistic to me. Especially considering the chap is expected to achieve and maintain an erection having seen THAT photo on the packaging…

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  20. Ijustcraftmypants
    April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Some men are sexy bald. William will not be one of them. He’s going to look like a horse with mange. I don’t want to think about a mangy horse while I’m having sex.

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    • stallingsja
      April 20, 2011 at 9:58 am

      He’s looking more and more like dear old Dad. Wonder if–just like Charles–he’ll leave a fox for a dog.

      I’m sorry, but Camilla is just gross.

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      • purple_peacock
        April 20, 2011 at 10:14 am

        Will and Harry looked quite cute when they were around 10. I was hoping we’d have a gorgeous king on the throne for a change…

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        • branchman67
          April 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm

          Seems unlikely when royal family trees fork as little as they tend to do…

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        April 20, 2011 at 10:56 am

        Diana didn’t call her “The Rotweiller” for nothing…although that does disparage a noble breed. Let’s hope he learned a lot from his parents’s disastrous marriage and care enough not to want to hurt Kate the way his father hurt his mother. W&C really do seem happy together, unlike his parents before (and lord knows, after) the wedding.

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      • BadMitten
        April 20, 2011 at 11:29 am

        Hey, Caligula almost married his Horse, I don’t see how this is any different. 8P

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        • ImNotSteamPunk
          April 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

          Caligula has the fact he was batshit crazy in his defence. Charles? Only things I can figure are his ears are too fucking big, & his parents are cousins & are inbred ones at that.

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        • BadMitten
          April 20, 2011 at 6:36 pm

          Anyone who dumped Princess Diana at least gets on the Batshit Crazy mailing list.

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      • kat
        April 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm

        Hey now, I for one am pro-Camilla! I think it’s tragic that they made the mistake of letting their families pressure them into other marriages, but OH SO romantic that their love survived all that and they eventually get to be together! I don’t care if they’re pretty people; I’m just amazed at their love for each other. As for Diana getting hurt- well, one can’t force oneself to love someone if one doesn’t, no matter how sweet a girl that someone may be. It was an arranged marriage and for that the PARENTS (and advisors) should be blamed, not the victims. Sure it would have been better had Charles & Di refused to marry (well- not better for all the causes Di turned a spotlight upon during her career)but in the end they both survived the divorce & moved on to more suitable mates.

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    • ethera
      April 20, 2011 at 6:52 pm

      He should just shave it all off now and go for that sexy mad scientist look.

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  21. ImNotSteamPunk
    April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Yay! Are they the sex toy makers to the Queen? Like McVitties is the biscuit maker? That would be sheer awesome to see “By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen” on the back of your next dildo.

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    • LadyLovelace
      April 20, 2011 at 11:17 am

      New life ambition: Become Sex Toy Maker to the Queen.

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    • knittygritty
      April 20, 2011 at 11:27 am

      “It’s a difficult responsiblity
      When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty
      You must strive for just the perfect quality
      When you’re the first toymaker to the king!

      All the soldiers must stand erect
      Or the king don’t they protect
      The balls must bounce much higher
      If they’re to please his royal sire
      The ballerinas must pirouette
      Upon their musical toes
      And the clowns must make a king forget
      All his kingly woes!”

      Etc…

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      • terriwells
        April 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

        My mind went there too. It seems so much dirtier in this light. My poor childhood!

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      • ImNotSteamPunk
        April 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

        I don’t think I ever asked Santa for a dildo but if it floats your boat, more power to you!

        Would asking Santa for a dildo put you on the naughty list?

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        • knittygritty
          April 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

          Maybe, but I’m sure he’d be extra Nice about it.

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        • EyeHeartSpiders
          April 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm

          The very, VERY naughty list.

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        • EyeHeartSpiders
          April 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm

          Although I’m gonna level with you, Santa is not at the top of the list of people I’d like to be disciplined by.

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      • Culinarychiq
        April 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm

        ROFLMAO I will never be able to listen to this song again without having dirty thoughts. You just killed Christmas;)

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  22. craftEbitch
    April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am

    “Each set of batteries will give you about 40 minutes of pleasure…” You mean I have to change the batteries 4 times each time I use it!?!?!

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    • scratter
      April 20, 2011 at 10:17 am

      Bloody show off! lol This is going to last me at least 5 years.

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  23. paperfruithair
    April 20, 2011 at 9:54 am

    I was hoping for some free porn in the demo video but I guess I can always head back to etsy for that fix.

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  24. tardis
    April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    I waited that entire time just to hear her say,”cock ring.”

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  25. Qui
    April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Am I the only one to find that video a bit of a let-down?

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    • Postmenopaws
      April 20, 2011 at 11:29 am

      I’m just thankful it wasn’t the Sham-Wow guy.

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      • knittygritty
        April 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm

        Disagree. I would love for this to be done by the Sham-Wow guy.

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      • unseeliepixie
        April 21, 2011 at 12:31 am

        That would make that line about his nuts mean something entirely different, though.

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  26. luv2laugh
    April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Commemorative. Just the thing to pass down to the grandkids.

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    • luv2laugh
      April 20, 2011 at 10:04 am

      Probably should name it in the Will so your heirs don’t fight over it.

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  27. stallingsja
    April 20, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Boy, they’re getting dirty with all this commemorative stuff. Wonder what the Queen thinks about the condoms and cock rings? ;p

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    • purple_peacock
      April 20, 2011 at 10:00 am

      She’s probably the one who thought of the merchandising side to fill up the royal coffers…
      That or she *really* cares about her grandson’s *ahem* happiness…

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      • stallingsja
        April 20, 2011 at 10:06 am

        And weird shit like this is why no one knew I was getting married until after I eloped. Our friends would pull crap like this out of their asses. Literally *and* figuratively.

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        • purple_peacock
          April 20, 2011 at 10:10 am

          The phrase ‘do you have the ring?’ will never sound the same to me now. Never.

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        • Mugsy Doodle
          April 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

          If you hear a buzzing during the ceremony, it won’t be someone’s cell phone.

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        • andlikeit
          April 20, 2011 at 11:33 am

          Some guy during the ceremony will react just like this:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ns17bm6ag

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  28. Irishyankee
    April 20, 2011 at 9:57 am

    The Sheets, The Condoms and this: the making of an unforgettable weekend!

    No matter how hard you try to forget.

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  29. Church Lady Brought a Hot Dish
    April 20, 2011 at 10:00 am

    What is it exactly about this cockring that makes it commemorative? Is it just the box, or am I missing something?

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    • randomtask
      April 20, 2011 at 10:02 am

      Don’t forget the commemorative fridge for the post-coital snack!

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    • Spoofmaster
      April 20, 2011 at 10:13 am

      Supposedly the nubblies on it are in the shape of crowns, but honestly? I think they just had a new model they thought looked vaguely British and decided to slap a photo on the box and call it commemorative.

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    • Easily_Distracted
      April 20, 2011 at 11:41 am

      It’s Royal Blue. Duh.

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  30. purple_peacock
    April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am

    I’ll be watching the wedding (with a mint julep) and I won’t be able to get any of these commemorative items out of my mind.
    At least that’ll make the time fly past while I attempt not to choke in laughter…

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  31. ChainCrafts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Click to view it in a room? :P

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    • branchman67
      April 20, 2011 at 10:27 am

      No, but I’m sure if you look enough, there’ll be someone on Etsy reselling this with a demo picture…

      *shudder*

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      • Kaijuchris
        April 21, 2011 at 2:27 am

        Yes but not before they’ve glued something to it.

        A moustache perhaps?

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  32. bizzle
    April 20, 2011 at 10:12 am

    That woman was clearly a flight attendant by the way she’s showing off that product. I felt like I was on an airplane.

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    • Crease and Desist
      April 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

      I loved the way her index finger blended in at the beginning to make it look like she was flipping off the royal couple.

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    • pplrdum
      April 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm

      Demonstrating how to join the Mile-High Club?

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  33. upscumbag
    April 20, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Why do guys need to worry about the vibrating sound being quiet and “discrete”? Are dudes wearing these in public? Please answer -no- to this question.

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    • Spoofmaster
      April 20, 2011 at 10:15 am

      Well, if you live in a dorm….

      Not that my neighbors in college ever bothered to keep it down. :|

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    • redmjoel
      April 20, 2011 at 11:26 am

      Imagine trying to have relations with a buzzsaw in the room. At least that was my though …

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  34. inasaga
    April 20, 2011 at 10:15 am

    And now that site is in my web history.

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  35. YoMoFoMama
    April 20, 2011 at 10:32 am

    I WANT ONE! Wow.

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  36. humalong
    April 20, 2011 at 10:34 am

    Once you use up the “bat-trees” you can use it as a napkin ring with the tea towels…..That means that you really should collect the set of cock/napkin rings.

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    • angel drawers
      April 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm

      Oh my god, how great would it be to host a nice dinner party and use cock rings as napkin rings? Would the guests be able to keep a straight face? Would they say something?

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  37. tainted
    April 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

    My cat started hissing the minute she hit the On switch, and he hasn’t stopped.

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  38. TheWomanMonster
    April 20, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Oh my…. “lovely”

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  39. Crease and Desist
    April 20, 2011 at 11:07 am

    When I was a very small child, I asked my parents a fairly standard question about how a child ended up a girl or a boy. My fairly nonstandard parents gave me a 3-hour lesson on genetics and X and Y chromosomes.

    Of course, when I asked how the lady got the man’s chromosomes, my mother mumbled something about “love each other very much” and “when they get married”.

    Being a literal-minded child, I decided the genetic material must be exchanged /during the wedding/. My aunt’s wedding was coming up, and I was flower child/ring bearer, so I had been through a couple of wedding rehearsals to know my part. It seemed to me that the only physical object passing from the groom’s hands to the brides’ was her wedding ring. I concluded, naturally, that the groom must apply his chromosomes to the wedding ring.

    You can see, then, why I find this product so very, very scarring.

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    • LadyLovelace
      April 20, 2011 at 11:20 am

      I wish I could thumb this up a hundred more times.

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    • EyeHeartSpiders
      April 20, 2011 at 5:04 pm

      Ditto!

      When I was 4, my mother emphasized to me that a woman should not choose to get pregnant until married. I therefore assumed conception to be an act of will solely on the part of the female. I couldn’t fathom why there were so many unwanted pregnancies if people could just decide not to be pregnant.

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    • Wunder
      April 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      Aaaaaah, I had been wondering why there were vows on the package!

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  40. knittygritty
    April 20, 2011 at 11:22 am

    This looks more like a Water Pokemon than anything to do with the Prince of…oh, my God. Wales.

    MY MIND IS BLOWN

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    • knittygritty
      April 20, 2011 at 11:35 am

      Okay, did some fact-checking, and Charles is Prince of Wales. Maybe this was his idea?

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  41. desertsongdog
    April 20, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Franklin Mint was wasting their time making porcelain dolls when they could have been making sex toys!

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  42. Paddy the rat
    April 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    It’s such fun to imagine what if Willie and Katie are eager regretsy readers? Although probably they have a royal board of internet advisors censoring their internet access…

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  43. billm75
    April 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    I’m holding out for the commemorative cock ring and butt plug gift set.

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  44. Paddy the rat
    April 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Now if it could play Rule, Britannia it will no longer be in stock… Just a business idea in case anyone is interested ;)

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  45. Paddy the rat
    April 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    It just dawned on me that this thing itself actually has nothing to indicate that it was issued to commemorate the royal wedding apart from their photograph on the background which makes me wonder Is royalty portrait – a new barn wood?

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    • Badger
      April 20, 2011 at 6:44 pm

      Only till they get married. After that, it goes back to being about as useful as the fiesta tunic made out of doilies.

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  46. PeanutButtercup
    April 20, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Ok, I may just be really naive, but I thought this was just a really ugly ring for your fingers until I read the comments…

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  47. Alsafyche VonSnickersnack
    April 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    Seriously, I would buy one if I didn’t have to pay shipping. My royal pain(husband) would love a royal cock ring.

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  48. unseeliepixie
    April 20, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    I’ll bet Elizabeth recommended this…

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  49. Aniiksa
    April 21, 2011 at 2:01 am

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who came across this and nearly died of laughter. Oh, Lovehoney, you’re a good site (with awesome customer service, by the way), but some of your products are just so … special.

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  50. Kaijuchris
    April 21, 2011 at 2:24 am

    What ? No ring for the hen ?

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  51. Cthulhu
    April 21, 2011 at 3:41 am

    Oh boy. :p I linked this one before.

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