That video had me howling on the floor. When the hostess stretched it about five inches long to show how flexible it was, I completely lost it. Even two-headed unicorns can have one!
I also love the fact that it’s blue. Both members of the happy royal couple can have a ring, and they MATCH!
I fully believe Harry is Charles’s son, because both Harry and Charles closely resemble Alfred E. Newman of Mad Magazine. Charles is just missing the red hair, but he has the face and the ears.
To me these two seem a bit, dare I say, boring in the bedroom? Then again, it is the unassuming and “proper” ladies who tend to let their aggressions out in the bedroom.
“Collectable”? This is a great addition to my Royal wedding collection! It deserves a place of honor next to the mug, plate and genuine reproduction engagement ring!
This will end up in the garage sales and junk stores, right next to the Charles and Diana mugs. Only, you probably won’t want to use this thing,the mug you can clean.
Two things:
1) I have indeed forgotten my tea towels, plates and carriage clocks. My word.
2) That diameter, and 40 minutes’ worth of battery life – both of these seem somewhat optimistic to me. Especially considering the chap is expected to achieve and maintain an erection having seen THAT photo on the packaging…
Some men are sexy bald. William will not be one of them. He’s going to look like a horse with mange. I don’t want to think about a mangy horse while I’m having sex.
Diana didn’t call her “The Rotweiller” for nothing…although that does disparage a noble breed. Let’s hope he learned a lot from his parents’s disastrous marriage and care enough not to want to hurt Kate the way his father hurt his mother. W&C really do seem happy together, unlike his parents before (and lord knows, after) the wedding.
Caligula has the fact he was batshit crazy in his defence. Charles? Only things I can figure are his ears are too fucking big, & his parents are cousins & are inbred ones at that.
Hey now, I for one am pro-Camilla! I think it’s tragic that they made the mistake of letting their families pressure them into other marriages, but OH SO romantic that their love survived all that and they eventually get to be together! I don’t care if they’re pretty people; I’m just amazed at their love for each other. As for Diana getting hurt- well, one can’t force oneself to love someone if one doesn’t, no matter how sweet a girl that someone may be. It was an arranged marriage and for that the PARENTS (and advisors) should be blamed, not the victims. Sure it would have been better had Charles & Di refused to marry (well- not better for all the causes Di turned a spotlight upon during her career)but in the end they both survived the divorce & moved on to more suitable mates.
Yay! Are they the sex toy makers to the Queen? Like McVitties is the biscuit maker? That would be sheer awesome to see “By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen” on the back of your next dildo.
“It’s a difficult responsiblity
When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty
You must strive for just the perfect quality
When you’re the first toymaker to the king!
All the soldiers must stand erect
Or the king don’t they protect
The balls must bounce much higher
If they’re to please his royal sire
The ballerinas must pirouette
Upon their musical toes
And the clowns must make a king forget
All his kingly woes!”
She’s probably the one who thought of the merchandising side to fill up the royal coffers…
That or she *really* cares about her grandson’s *ahem* happiness…
And weird shit like this is why no one knew I was getting married until after I eloped. Our friends would pull crap like this out of their asses. Literally *and* figuratively.
Supposedly the nubblies on it are in the shape of crowns, but honestly? I think they just had a new model they thought looked vaguely British and decided to slap a photo on the box and call it commemorative.
I’ll be watching the wedding (with a mint julep) and I won’t be able to get any of these commemorative items out of my mind.
At least that’ll make the time fly past while I attempt not to choke in laughter…
Why do guys need to worry about the vibrating sound being quiet and “discrete”? Are dudes wearing these in public? Please answer -no- to this question.
Once you use up the “bat-trees” you can use it as a napkin ring with the tea towels…..That means that you really should collect the set of cock/napkin rings.
Oh my god, how great would it be to host a nice dinner party and use cock rings as napkin rings? Would the guests be able to keep a straight face? Would they say something?
When I was a very small child, I asked my parents a fairly standard question about how a child ended up a girl or a boy. My fairly nonstandard parents gave me a 3-hour lesson on genetics and X and Y chromosomes.
Of course, when I asked how the lady got the man’s chromosomes, my mother mumbled something about “love each other very much” and “when they get married”.
Being a literal-minded child, I decided the genetic material must be exchanged /during the wedding/. My aunt’s wedding was coming up, and I was flower child/ring bearer, so I had been through a couple of wedding rehearsals to know my part. It seemed to me that the only physical object passing from the groom’s hands to the brides’ was her wedding ring. I concluded, naturally, that the groom must apply his chromosomes to the wedding ring.
You can see, then, why I find this product so very, very scarring.
When I was 4, my mother emphasized to me that a woman should not choose to get pregnant until married. I therefore assumed conception to be an act of will solely on the part of the female. I couldn’t fathom why there were so many unwanted pregnancies if people could just decide not to be pregnant.
It’s such fun to imagine what if Willie and Katie are eager regretsy readers? Although probably they have a royal board of internet advisors censoring their internet access…
It just dawned on me that this thing itself actually has nothing to indicate that it was issued to commemorate the royal wedding apart from their photograph on the background which makes me wonder Is royalty portrait – a new barn wood?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who came across this and nearly died of laughter. Oh, Lovehoney, you’re a good site (with awesome customer service, by the way), but some of your products are just so … special.
April 20, 2011 at 9:35 am
WHY IS THERE VIDEO
AND WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK
lol, “Lovely silicone cockring”
April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am
Yeah, I watched it, too.
*headdesk*
April 20, 2011 at 9:56 am
That video was just lame, not at all what I was hoping for, er, I mean, ah, expecting.
April 20, 2011 at 9:58 am
Glad you said so. I was starting to feel pissy for being at work/church and not being able to watch.
April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
Yeah, it’s just a woman describing the “lovely nubs” and talking about how it’s such a lovely commemorative item. Did I mention that it’s lovely?
April 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm
talk about being Anti climatic
April 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Royal Cock Ring really?
I want to see William’s Prince Albert!!
April 20, 2011 at 11:53 am
There-there now. Everything’s going to be okay. You’ll recover, just keep a stiff upper lip and all that.
Wait… that didn’t sound right….
April 20, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Between the music and hand gesturing in the beginning I felt like I was watching a magician. I half expected her to pull out a rabbit LOL
April 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm
That video had me howling on the floor. When the hostess stretched it about five inches long to show how flexible it was, I completely lost it. Even two-headed unicorns can have one!
I also love the fact that it’s blue. Both members of the happy royal couple can have a ring, and they MATCH!
*dies from the funny*
April 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm
You know, I think I want one.
April 21, 2011 at 2:14 am
This not “royal blue”. Royal blue is darker, I think.
April 20, 2011 at 9:36 am
Aww, I’ve always wanted a physical reminder that I’m lying back and thinking of England.
April 20, 2011 at 10:30 am
Condoms?
Cock rings?
What’s going on? I thought the English didn’t have sex.
April 20, 2011 at 11:19 am
Of course they do. They’re just not very good at it.
April 20, 2011 at 11:58 am
Austin Powers taught me all I know about the English, and he was all about shagging, right? Yeah baby!
April 20, 2011 at 8:59 pm
I’ll bet he has one of these already. They go with his ride.
April 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm
They do, but they use *discreet* cock rings.
April 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm
keep calm and carry spare batteries
April 20, 2011 at 9:37 am
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April 20, 2011 at 9:37 am
Seems appropriate, I heard they registered for this.
April 20, 2011 at 9:38 am
I am a visionary almost! Just call me Merlin—-not Merkin
April 20, 2011 at 9:38 am
Am I the only person who can’t imagine Wills and Kate having any kind of sex, let alone anything kinky?
April 20, 2011 at 9:43 am
no, you’re not. i think harry is the only heir to the sex in that family.
April 20, 2011 at 10:03 am
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April 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
“Ginger pubes are like racing stripes on a car; they make it go faster.”
April 21, 2011 at 12:21 am
That’s not such a bad image at all. Don’t hate.
April 20, 2011 at 10:26 am
I’ve always wondered if Harry’s parentage was other than Diana and Charles. Makes sense.
April 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Google Peter Phillips, Princess Anne’s son. Looks eerily like William.
So either all the genetics came from the Royal Family, or Diana was shabbily Mark Phillips.
April 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Staffing Mark Phillips.
Er, SHAGGING! freakin’ iPhone!
April 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Auto-correct got you good.
April 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I fully believe Harry is Charles’s son, because both Harry and Charles closely resemble Alfred E. Newman of Mad Magazine. Charles is just missing the red hair, but he has the face and the ears.
April 20, 2011 at 9:44 am
I can totally see Kate in Cat Woman Spandex!
April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
To me these two seem a bit, dare I say, boring in the bedroom? Then again, it is the unassuming and “proper” ladies who tend to let their aggressions out in the bedroom.
April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am
I’m just the opposite. I imagine them doing Very Nahsty Things to each other. Things that would make one gasp.
I spend entirely too much time imagining, to be honest.
April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am
I had a pool toy that looked like this when I was a kid.
Okay, maybe not exactly like this.
April 20, 2011 at 11:20 am
Only much much bigger, I would hope.
April 20, 2011 at 5:56 pm
We were so poor, we could only afford the tiny cockring pool toy…
April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am
Where’s the “Who Wore It Better”?
April 20, 2011 at 9:41 am
Gary Busey versus Quentin Crisp…
April 20, 2011 at 10:35 am
Quentin wore everything better. And he posthumously still does.
April 20, 2011 at 7:02 pm
best comment here
April 20, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Iggy Pop vs. Graham Norton
April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am
So when they are going to start selling “Prince Charles Tampons”?
April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
right after they start selling the suppositories…
April 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Although, it would seem to me the *most* logical hygeine product to market with his name on it would be a douche.
April 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm
The tabloids revealed that in a secret phone conversation back when he was still married to Diana, Charles told Camilla “I wish I were your tampon.”
April 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm
I still can’t get that phone conversation out of my memory even with the strongest brain bleach. The horror!
April 20, 2011 at 10:54 am
“Do you have Prince Charles in a soft touch applicator?”
April 20, 2011 at 8:50 pm
I would’ve thought a “Prince Charles Douche” would be more appropriate.
April 20, 2011 at 9:39 am
formerly know as “the hammer head”
April 20, 2011 at 9:40 am
“Seize the opportunity to celebrate the much anticipated royal event of a generation” BY HAVING A RAGING BONER FOR HOURS!
April 20, 2011 at 9:47 am
The batteries only last 40 minutes. Sorry.
April 20, 2011 at 11:25 am
OH! FORTY minutes. I thought she said FOURTEEN minutes. I mean…geez!
Forty is much better.
April 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Thanks for almost making me spit my drink all over my keyboard.
April 20, 2011 at 9:50 am
but it will only vibrate for 40 minutes until the battery needs to be changed…
April 20, 2011 at 9:40 am
Am I the only straight woman who was turned on when she said cock ring in that accent?! Hmm…
April 20, 2011 at 10:11 am
No. You weren’t. BRB.
April 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I’m not straight but it was completely sexy when she said it in that accent. =)
April 21, 2011 at 12:33 am
No, not by a long shot.
April 20, 2011 at 9:41 am
“Collectable”? This is a great addition to my Royal wedding collection! It deserves a place of honor next to the mug, plate and genuine reproduction engagement ring!
April 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
It can only appreciate in value! This shits all over my grandmas Charles and Diana tea towels!
April 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Ewww. I hope it stops doing that once the batteries run out.
April 21, 2011 at 12:34 am
Of course. It is a treasured collectible to hand down to your grandchildren one day.
April 20, 2011 at 9:41 am
It’s amazing how the British can make “cock ring” sound so sophisticated.
April 20, 2011 at 9:08 pm
They can make anything sound classy.
Tea cup. Waste bin. Cabbages.
Bed sheets. Arsehole.
April 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
Oh sweet Jesus, I didn’t even realize it was a cockring until now. I thought it was just a hideously ugly ring.
Not sure if this makes it any better.
April 20, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Fuck-knuckle, anyone?
April 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
This will end up in the garage sales and junk stores, right next to the Charles and Diana mugs. Only, you probably won’t want to use this thing,the mug you can clean.
April 20, 2011 at 9:43 am
It behooves one to keep a stiff upper…
Lip?
April 20, 2011 at 9:44 am
Holy shit, that thing vibrates more than my phone does.
April 20, 2011 at 9:45 am
Two things:
1) I have indeed forgotten my tea towels, plates and carriage clocks. My word.
2) That diameter, and 40 minutes’ worth of battery life – both of these seem somewhat optimistic to me. Especially considering the chap is expected to achieve and maintain an erection having seen THAT photo on the packaging…
April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
Speaking of towels, they should send any unsold ones as a free gift.
April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
Some men are sexy bald. William will not be one of them. He’s going to look like a horse with mange. I don’t want to think about a mangy horse while I’m having sex.
April 20, 2011 at 9:58 am
He’s looking more and more like dear old Dad. Wonder if–just like Charles–he’ll leave a fox for a dog.
I’m sorry, but Camilla is just gross.
April 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
Will and Harry looked quite cute when they were around 10. I was hoping we’d have a gorgeous king on the throne for a change…
April 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Seems unlikely when royal family trees fork as little as they tend to do…
April 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
Diana didn’t call her “The Rotweiller” for nothing…although that does disparage a noble breed. Let’s hope he learned a lot from his parents’s disastrous marriage and care enough not to want to hurt Kate the way his father hurt his mother. W&C really do seem happy together, unlike his parents before (and lord knows, after) the wedding.
April 20, 2011 at 11:29 am
Hey, Caligula almost married his Horse, I don’t see how this is any different. 8P
April 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Caligula has the fact he was batshit crazy in his defence. Charles? Only things I can figure are his ears are too fucking big, & his parents are cousins & are inbred ones at that.
April 20, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Anyone who dumped Princess Diana at least gets on the Batshit Crazy mailing list.
April 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Hey now, I for one am pro-Camilla! I think it’s tragic that they made the mistake of letting their families pressure them into other marriages, but OH SO romantic that their love survived all that and they eventually get to be together! I don’t care if they’re pretty people; I’m just amazed at their love for each other. As for Diana getting hurt- well, one can’t force oneself to love someone if one doesn’t, no matter how sweet a girl that someone may be. It was an arranged marriage and for that the PARENTS (and advisors) should be blamed, not the victims. Sure it would have been better had Charles & Di refused to marry (well- not better for all the causes Di turned a spotlight upon during her career)but in the end they both survived the divorce & moved on to more suitable mates.
April 20, 2011 at 6:52 pm
He should just shave it all off now and go for that sexy mad scientist look.
April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
Yay! Are they the sex toy makers to the Queen? Like McVitties is the biscuit maker? That would be sheer awesome to see “By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen” on the back of your next dildo.
April 20, 2011 at 11:17 am
New life ambition: Become Sex Toy Maker to the Queen.
April 20, 2011 at 11:27 am
“It’s a difficult responsiblity
When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty
You must strive for just the perfect quality
When you’re the first toymaker to the king!
All the soldiers must stand erect
Or the king don’t they protect
The balls must bounce much higher
If they’re to please his royal sire
The ballerinas must pirouette
Upon their musical toes
And the clowns must make a king forget
All his kingly woes!”
Etc…
April 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm
My mind went there too. It seems so much dirtier in this light. My poor childhood!
April 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I don’t think I ever asked Santa for a dildo but if it floats your boat, more power to you!
Would asking Santa for a dildo put you on the naughty list?
April 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Maybe, but I’m sure he’d be extra Nice about it.
April 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm
The very, VERY naughty list.
April 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Although I’m gonna level with you, Santa is not at the top of the list of people I’d like to be disciplined by.
April 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm
ROFLMAO I will never be able to listen to this song again without having dirty thoughts. You just killed Christmas;)
April 20, 2011 at 9:53 am
“Each set of batteries will give you about 40 minutes of pleasure…” You mean I have to change the batteries 4 times each time I use it!?!?!
April 20, 2011 at 10:17 am
Bloody show off! lol This is going to last me at least 5 years.
April 20, 2011 at 9:54 am
I was hoping for some free porn in the demo video but I guess I can always head back to etsy for that fix.
April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am
I waited that entire time just to hear her say,”cock ring.”
April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am
“love ring”
April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am
Am I the only one to find that video a bit of a let-down?
April 20, 2011 at 11:29 am
I’m just thankful it wasn’t the Sham-Wow guy.
April 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Disagree. I would love for this to be done by the Sham-Wow guy.
April 21, 2011 at 12:31 am
That would make that line about his nuts mean something entirely different, though.
April 20, 2011 at 9:55 am
Commemorative. Just the thing to pass down to the grandkids.
April 20, 2011 at 10:04 am
Probably should name it in the Will so your heirs don’t fight over it.
April 20, 2011 at 9:56 am
Boy, they’re getting dirty with all this commemorative stuff. Wonder what the Queen thinks about the condoms and cock rings? ;p
April 20, 2011 at 10:00 am
She’s probably the one who thought of the merchandising side to fill up the royal coffers…
That or she *really* cares about her grandson’s *ahem* happiness…
April 20, 2011 at 10:06 am
And weird shit like this is why no one knew I was getting married until after I eloped. Our friends would pull crap like this out of their asses. Literally *and* figuratively.
April 20, 2011 at 10:10 am
The phrase ‘do you have the ring?’ will never sound the same to me now. Never.
April 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
If you hear a buzzing during the ceremony, it won’t be someone’s cell phone.
April 20, 2011 at 11:33 am
Some guy during the ceremony will react just like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ns17bm6ag
April 20, 2011 at 9:57 am
The Sheets, The Condoms and this: the making of an unforgettable weekend!
No matter how hard you try to forget.
April 20, 2011 at 10:01 am
Thank you, now I know what’s “commemorative” about this cockring.
Please disregard or thumbs down my comment at #29, accordingly.
April 20, 2011 at 10:00 am
What is it exactly about this cockring that makes it commemorative? Is it just the box, or am I missing something?
April 20, 2011 at 10:02 am
Don’t forget the commemorative fridge for the post-coital snack!
April 20, 2011 at 10:13 am
Supposedly the nubblies on it are in the shape of crowns, but honestly? I think they just had a new model they thought looked vaguely British and decided to slap a photo on the box and call it commemorative.
April 20, 2011 at 10:14 am
Or, no, it’s “a raised motif reminiscent” of crowns. My bad.
April 20, 2011 at 11:41 am
It’s Royal Blue. Duh.
April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
I’ll be watching the wedding (with a mint julep) and I won’t be able to get any of these commemorative items out of my mind.
At least that’ll make the time fly past while I attempt not to choke in laughter…
April 20, 2011 at 10:08 am
Click to view it in a room?
April 20, 2011 at 10:27 am
No, but I’m sure if you look enough, there’ll be someone on Etsy reselling this with a demo picture…
*shudder*
April 21, 2011 at 2:27 am
Yes but not before they’ve glued something to it.
A moustache perhaps?
April 20, 2011 at 10:12 am
That woman was clearly a flight attendant by the way she’s showing off that product. I felt like I was on an airplane.
April 20, 2011 at 11:00 am
I loved the way her index finger blended in at the beginning to make it look like she was flipping off the royal couple.
April 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Demonstrating how to join the Mile-High Club?
April 20, 2011 at 10:12 am
Why do guys need to worry about the vibrating sound being quiet and “discrete”? Are dudes wearing these in public? Please answer -no- to this question.
April 20, 2011 at 10:15 am
Well, if you live in a dorm….
Not that my neighbors in college ever bothered to keep it down.
April 20, 2011 at 11:26 am
Imagine trying to have relations with a buzzsaw in the room. At least that was my though …
April 20, 2011 at 10:15 am
And now that site is in my web history.
April 20, 2011 at 10:32 am
I WANT ONE! Wow.
April 20, 2011 at 10:34 am
Once you use up the “bat-trees” you can use it as a napkin ring with the tea towels…..That means that you really should collect the set of cock/napkin rings.
April 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Oh my god, how great would it be to host a nice dinner party and use cock rings as napkin rings? Would the guests be able to keep a straight face? Would they say something?
April 20, 2011 at 10:59 am
My cat started hissing the minute she hit the On switch, and he hasn’t stopped.
April 20, 2011 at 11:03 am
Oh my…. “lovely”
April 20, 2011 at 11:07 am
When I was a very small child, I asked my parents a fairly standard question about how a child ended up a girl or a boy. My fairly nonstandard parents gave me a 3-hour lesson on genetics and X and Y chromosomes.
Of course, when I asked how the lady got the man’s chromosomes, my mother mumbled something about “love each other very much” and “when they get married”.
Being a literal-minded child, I decided the genetic material must be exchanged /during the wedding/. My aunt’s wedding was coming up, and I was flower child/ring bearer, so I had been through a couple of wedding rehearsals to know my part. It seemed to me that the only physical object passing from the groom’s hands to the brides’ was her wedding ring. I concluded, naturally, that the groom must apply his chromosomes to the wedding ring.
You can see, then, why I find this product so very, very scarring.
April 20, 2011 at 11:20 am
I wish I could thumb this up a hundred more times.
April 20, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Ditto!
When I was 4, my mother emphasized to me that a woman should not choose to get pregnant until married. I therefore assumed conception to be an act of will solely on the part of the female. I couldn’t fathom why there were so many unwanted pregnancies if people could just decide not to be pregnant.
April 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Aaaaaah, I had been wondering why there were vows on the package!
April 20, 2011 at 11:22 am
This looks more like a Water Pokemon than anything to do with the Prince of…oh, my God. Wales.
MY MIND IS BLOWN
April 20, 2011 at 11:35 am
Okay, did some fact-checking, and Charles is Prince of Wales. Maybe this was his idea?
April 20, 2011 at 11:28 am
Franklin Mint was wasting their time making porcelain dolls when they could have been making sex toys!
April 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm
It’s such fun to imagine what if Willie and Katie are eager regretsy readers? Although probably they have a royal board of internet advisors censoring their internet access…
April 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm
I’m holding out for the commemorative cock ring and butt plug gift set.
April 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Now if it could play Rule, Britannia it will no longer be in stock… Just a business idea in case anyone is interested
April 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm
It just dawned on me that this thing itself actually has nothing to indicate that it was issued to commemorate the royal wedding apart from their photograph on the background which makes me wonder Is royalty portrait – a new barn wood?
April 20, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Only till they get married. After that, it goes back to being about as useful as the fiesta tunic made out of doilies.
April 20, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Ok, I may just be really naive, but I thought this was just a really ugly ring for your fingers until I read the comments…
April 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Seriously, I would buy one if I didn’t have to pay shipping. My royal pain(husband) would love a royal cock ring.
April 20, 2011 at 8:57 pm
I’ll bet Elizabeth recommended this…
April 21, 2011 at 2:01 am
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who came across this and nearly died of laughter. Oh, Lovehoney, you’re a good site (with awesome customer service, by the way), but some of your products are just so … special.
April 21, 2011 at 2:24 am
What ? No ring for the hen ?
April 21, 2011 at 3:41 am
Oh boy. :p I linked this one before.