This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.
You know, if I ever need to try to explain to someone what Regretsy is for, I’ll just show them this post.
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You hurt my brain.
I don’t know who the model for these ‘parts’ was, but I think that tallywacker is in danger of falling off.
Yes, it looks as though it may be decaying at the end. I’m not sure which STD would do that to you, but I would advice the She-pot holder to get checked out too.
Oh all the filthy kitchen humor in the world-and I’ve got nothing. That ponachura looks like maybe she’s been ‘scouring’ the pots and pans. The irony of the hand protection having no protection!
Black syphillis? Cock ring too tight? Something ain’t right with that one!
It’s been burnt by a hot pot – an important lesson – do not stick out your willie when cooking.
It looks like a cigarette & a Hitler mustache – worst impersonation of body parts. Ever.
Looks like the makings of a Dirty Sanchez.
His and hers comment:
If these two are supposed to be on the same scale, why is the woman wearing such a tiny little apron?
That’s a penis? o.O
Apparently, the seller has no first hand experience.
Or even any experience coming across porn on Google.
@Rad Bromance: Totally off-topic, but please don’t change your avatar. Everything you post is so awesome when mentally read in drunk Ryoko’s voice… ;_;
Every time I see “Rad Bromance” I think of the Bro Rape video on youtube.
How..is that even possible? Even with safe search on full blast you come across atleast SOME softcore porn.
Of EITHER ONE. That can’t be common…
Would that make them a eunuch? I didn’t think they did that very often anymore.
Actually, does anybody remember troll dolls? Looks like somebody scalped one for that apron.
This is the darkest haired troll I can find. Of course, I got bored looking through them after about 20 seconds…
Because after seeing Secretary I totally feel the desire to pick up a scalding hot object with something meant to represent my vagina…..
Lucky for you, then, this doesn’t look anything like your vagina. Or anyone else’s.
One would hope.
And then probably have that hope dashed by a Google search.
that movie makes me so happy…thats bad isnt it?
I love that movie and i’m not into bdsm.
What happened to the Weekend Flashback in the title? Are we to assume all weekend posts are old?
I think the “one year ago” makes it fairly clear.
I guess I’m the only one still using an RSS feed, eh? Also that was my first overwhelmingly negative comment (I think). Yay? Y’all don’t need to auto down arrow someone just asking a simple question. S’pose I should have hit up the forums?
In this age of internet porn, there is really no excuse for anatomical representations this poor.
Please show me the person that wants vag and wang incorporated into a potholder. Besides me, of course.
Jeffery Dahmer. Hold the vag.
What? Too soon?
Nah, he’s been dead since 1994.
It puts the pubic hair in the basket.
These look exactly like what one would expect to find in a shop named “Mellie’s Craps”.
I keep telling the boys, don’t carry your doobage by your junk. One day you will unzip and it will all fall out.
All I have to say about the fact that these sold is WTF
BUT at least they are handmade and original, if only because no-one else in the history of the world thought ‘what that pot holder needs is a willy inside it’.
You know you are right whiterabbit. They are, at least handmade. No reselling here. Unless of course she has a secret room full of children she forces to make crappy stuff so she can sell it on Etsy.
That’s not entirely accurate. My grandfather had a potholder shaped like a pair of pants (vaguely) with a “willie” that was very similar looking inside it. I inherited it when he passed away (along with other bits of his “pervert” collection as my grandmother used to call it).
I’m delighted to stand corrected!
the fact that they’re pot holders really ups the sex appeal..ya know..cuz then you could always say ” check it my hot vagina.” Or. ” hey! Check out my hot Wang.”..ya know..cuz theyre pot holders…
Somebody needs to do this with actual aprons and send me a matching pair. Double points if you can fit a mustache on it somewhere!
You mean that wasn’t a mustache on the top one?
It’s a different kid of mustache.
My friend’s parents did have an apron with a dick under it. They have a photo of their pastor wearing it, lifting up the apron to show off the goods.
What A great wedding gift! (:
I’d totally give them if I ever go to anouther wedding.
If anyone gave this to me as a wedding gift I’d superglue them to the giver’s hands.
The tiny dick took one look at the nazi muff and shat itself.
Not safe for all the little potholders out there:
Qui..you’d have to know the perfect “cople” for A gift this awesome. I guess its better than getting “anouther” gift card?
HK is getting married soon.
I already have a fear of getting my OWN hair in the food while I’m cooking, why would I want to bring anything with troll doll hair into my kitchen? Also, anyone who uses potholders on a regular basis knows that they can get spilled on…I’m imagining the little pube merkin all full of crusty eggplant parmesan sauce, EW.
I am truly torn. Do I give a thumbs up because you managed to imagine actually using these, or a thumbs down for the nightmares I’m now going to have?
Do these fall under punk rock category? Cause if they don’t I ain’t buying! Well unless they are zen Gaga inspired in which case I’ll have to think about it…
I’m not sure if they’re punk rock or zen Gaga, but I hear they’re steam punk.
I see no octopusses or chrysanthemums on them so it’s very debatable!
I thought it was a pair of fascinators at first, then realized that wasn’t a real severed body-part.
Thank you for a giggle:)
This is a reply to bengalgod, not to myself:)
Not to sound silly, but what is a pot holder? Does it hold your pot plants, or your weed?
Either way, it can’t end well…
Nothing has ever made me want a penis-potholder less.
Also…I just realized that my mother has placemants made out of that same fabric (the multicolor pattern). I’d better not find out that she bought these and has been hiding them from me!
Are you sure she’s not the seller…?
Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah, its just a giant Cig….
yea, i thought it had a pocket meant for cigs…..
I think it’s a measure of something that I’m mostly irked by the fact that I don’t think these would protect your hands from anything hotter than a ten minute old cuppa.
Why is there a cigarette coming out of that potholder?
Oh my. Apparently this shop sold more than one pair of these things, and the other ones are even more terrifying:
I used a Sharpie to color in the penis, but I ran out of ink and they’re in limited supply where I live.
I haven’t seen a lot of penises, and by not a lot I mean less than a hundred, but what’s with the red tip? Is it newly circumscized, or just a vivid reminder of what can happen if you actually where this thing near hot and/or sharp things?
I have seen a lot of penises, and I’ve never seen one like that.
Where=wear. I’m typing on my Nook and corrections are a pain.
That pubic hair looks like it’s made of synthetic material and will melt when it gets too hot.
If only I had these when I was using my easy bake oven.
Wow. Check this one out, too: http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.198938389.jpg
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