Yes, it looks as though it may be decaying at the end. I’m not sure which STD would do that to you, but I would advice the She-pot holder to get checked out too.
Oh all the filthy kitchen humor in the world-and I’ve got nothing. That ponachura looks like maybe she’s been ‘scouring’ the pots and pans. The irony of the hand protection having no protection!
@Rad Bromance: Totally off-topic, but please don’t change your avatar. Everything you post is so awesome when mentally read in drunk Ryoko’s voice… ;_;
I guess I’m the only one still using an RSS feed, eh? Also that was my first overwhelmingly negative comment (I think). Yay? Y’all don’t need to auto down arrow someone just asking a simple question. S’pose I should have hit up the forums?
In this age of internet porn, there is really no excuse for anatomical representations this poor.
BUT at least they are handmade and original, if only because no-one else in the history of the world thought ‘what that pot holder needs is a willy inside it’.
You know you are right whiterabbit. They are, at least handmade. No reselling here. Unless of course she has a secret room full of children she forces to make crappy stuff so she can sell it on Etsy.
That’s not entirely accurate. My grandfather had a potholder shaped like a pair of pants (vaguely) with a “willie” that was very similar looking inside it. I inherited it when he passed away (along with other bits of his “pervert” collection as my grandmother used to call it).
the fact that they’re pot holders really ups the sex appeal..ya know..cuz then you could always say ” check it my hot vagina.” Or. ” hey! Check out my hot Wang.”..ya know..cuz theyre pot holders…
I already have a fear of getting my OWN hair in the food while I’m cooking, why would I want to bring anything with troll doll hair into my kitchen? Also, anyone who uses potholders on a regular basis knows that they can get spilled on…I’m imagining the little pube merkin all full of crusty eggplant parmesan sauce, EW.
Do these fall under punk rock category? Cause if they don’t I ain’t buying! Well unless they are zen Gaga inspired in which case I’ll have to think about it…
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April 10, 2011 at 8:09 am
Also…I just realized that my mother has placemants made out of that same fabric (the multicolor pattern). I’d better not find out that she bought these and has been hiding them from me!
I think it’s a measure of something that I’m mostly irked by the fact that I don’t think these would protect your hands from anything hotter than a ten minute old cuppa.
I haven’t seen a lot of penises, and by not a lot I mean less than a hundred, but what’s with the red tip? Is it newly circumscized, or just a vivid reminder of what can happen if you actually where this thing near hot and/or sharp things?
April 9, 2011 at 7:42 pm
You know, if I ever need to try to explain to someone what Regretsy is for, I’ll just show them this post.
April 9, 2011 at 7:42 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 9:51 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I don’t know who the model for these ‘parts’ was, but I think that tallywacker is in danger of falling off.
April 9, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Yes, it looks as though it may be decaying at the end. I’m not sure which STD would do that to you, but I would advice the She-pot holder to get checked out too.
April 9, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Oh all the filthy kitchen humor in the world-and I’ve got nothing. That ponachura looks like maybe she’s been ‘scouring’ the pots and pans. The irony of the hand protection having no protection!
April 9, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Black syphillis? Cock ring too tight? Something ain’t right with that one!
April 10, 2011 at 3:42 am
It’s been burnt by a hot pot – an important lesson – do not stick out your willie when cooking.
April 9, 2011 at 8:52 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Looks like the makings of a Dirty Sanchez.
April 9, 2011 at 7:43 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:44 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:46 pm
That’s a penis? o.O
April 9, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Apparently, the seller has no first hand experience.
April 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Or even any experience coming across porn on Google.
April 10, 2011 at 1:59 am
@Rad Bromance: Totally off-topic, but please don’t change your avatar. Everything you post is so awesome when mentally read in drunk Ryoko’s voice… ;_;
April 10, 2011 at 4:42 am
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April 10, 2011 at 1:52 pm
How..is that even possible? Even with safe search on full blast you come across atleast SOME softcore porn.
April 9, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Of EITHER ONE. That can’t be common…
April 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Apron merkin?
April 9, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Actually, does anybody remember troll dolls? Looks like somebody scalped one for that apron.
April 10, 2011 at 5:56 pm
This is the darkest haired troll I can find. Of course, I got bored looking through them after about 20 seconds…
April 9, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Because after seeing Secretary I totally feel the desire to pick up a scalding hot object with something meant to represent my vagina…..
April 9, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Lucky for you, then, this doesn’t look anything like your vagina. Or anyone else’s.
April 9, 2011 at 9:32 pm
One would hope.
And then probably have that hope dashed by a Google search.
April 9, 2011 at 10:07 pm
that movie makes me so happy…thats bad isnt it?
April 10, 2011 at 1:52 am
I love that movie and i’m not into bdsm.
April 9, 2011 at 7:52 pm
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April 9, 2011 at 7:52 pm
I think the “one year ago” makes it fairly clear.
April 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm
I guess I’m the only one still using an RSS feed, eh?
Also that was my first overwhelmingly negative comment (I think). Yay? Y’all don’t need to auto down arrow someone just asking a simple question. S’pose I should have hit up the forums?
In this age of internet porn, there is really no excuse for anatomical representations this poor.
April 9, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Please show me the person that wants vag and wang incorporated into a potholder. Besides me, of course.
April 9, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Jeffery Dahmer. Hold the vag.
April 9, 2011 at 10:43 pm
What? Too soon?
April 10, 2011 at 12:02 am
Nah, he’s been dead since 1994.
April 10, 2011 at 8:48 am
It puts the pubic hair in the basket.
April 9, 2011 at 7:57 pm
These look exactly like what one would expect to find in a shop named “Mellie’s Craps”.
April 9, 2011 at 7:58 pm
I keep telling the boys, don’t carry your doobage by your junk. One day you will unzip and it will all fall out.
April 9, 2011 at 8:03 pm
All I have to say about the fact that these sold is WTF
April 9, 2011 at 8:11 pm
BUT at least they are handmade and original, if only because no-one else in the history of the world thought ‘what that pot holder needs is a willy inside it’.
April 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
You know you are right whiterabbit. They are, at least handmade. No reselling here. Unless of course she has a secret room full of children she forces to make crappy stuff so she can sell it on Etsy.
April 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm
That’s not entirely accurate. My grandfather had a potholder shaped like a pair of pants (vaguely) with a “willie” that was very similar looking inside it. I inherited it when he passed away (along with other bits of his “pervert” collection as my grandmother used to call it).
April 10, 2011 at 2:42 pm
I’m delighted to stand corrected!
April 9, 2011 at 8:18 pm
the fact that they’re pot holders really ups the sex appeal..ya know..cuz then you could always say ” check it my hot vagina.” Or. ” hey! Check out my hot Wang.”..ya know..cuz theyre pot holders…
April 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Somebody needs to do this with actual aprons and send me a matching pair. Double points if you can fit a mustache on it somewhere!
April 10, 2011 at 4:44 am
You mean that wasn’t a mustache on the top one?
April 10, 2011 at 6:46 am
It’s a different kid of mustache.
April 10, 2011 at 10:14 am
My friend’s parents did have an apron with a dick under it. They have a photo of their pastor wearing it, lifting up the apron to show off the goods.
April 9, 2011 at 9:00 pm
What A great wedding gift! (:
April 9, 2011 at 9:58 pm
I’d totally give them if I ever go to anouther wedding.
April 10, 2011 at 10:17 am
If anyone gave this to me as a wedding gift I’d superglue them to the giver’s hands.
April 9, 2011 at 9:01 pm
The tiny dick took one look at the nazi muff and shat itself.
April 9, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Not safe for all the little potholders out there:
April 9, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Qui..you’d have to know the perfect “cople” for A gift this awesome. I guess its better than getting “anouther” gift card?
April 10, 2011 at 5:59 pm
HK is getting married soon.
April 10, 2011 at 12:19 am
I already have a fear of getting my OWN hair in the food while I’m cooking, why would I want to bring anything with troll doll hair into my kitchen? Also, anyone who uses potholders on a regular basis knows that they can get spilled on…I’m imagining the little pube merkin all full of crusty eggplant parmesan sauce, EW.
April 10, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I am truly torn. Do I give a thumbs up because you managed to imagine actually using these, or a thumbs down for the nightmares I’m now going to have?
April 10, 2011 at 2:23 am
Do these fall under punk rock category? Cause if they don’t I ain’t buying! Well unless they are zen Gaga inspired in which case I’ll have to think about it…
April 10, 2011 at 2:41 am
I’m not sure if they’re punk rock or zen Gaga, but I hear they’re steam punk.
April 10, 2011 at 3:39 am
I see no octopusses or chrysanthemums on them so it’s very debatable!
April 10, 2011 at 4:46 am
I thought it was a pair of fascinators at first, then realized that wasn’t a real severed body-part.
April 10, 2011 at 5:52 am
Thank you for a giggle:)
April 10, 2011 at 5:53 am
This is a reply to bengalgod, not to myself:)
April 10, 2011 at 8:51 am
Steampink?
April 10, 2011 at 3:28 am
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April 10, 2011 at 8:06 am
Nothing has ever made me want a penis-potholder less.
April 10, 2011 at 8:09 am
Also…I just realized that my mother has placemants made out of that same fabric (the multicolor pattern). I’d better not find out that she bought these and has been hiding them from me!
April 10, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Are you sure she’s not the seller…?
April 10, 2011 at 8:46 am
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April 10, 2011 at 10:57 am
I think it’s a measure of something that I’m mostly irked by the fact that I don’t think these would protect your hands from anything hotter than a ten minute old cuppa.
April 10, 2011 at 11:26 am
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April 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Oh my. Apparently this shop sold more than one pair of these things, and the other ones are even more terrifying:
http://www.etsy.com/transaction/24989630
April 10, 2011 at 6:01 pm
I used a Sharpie to color in the penis, but I ran out of ink and they’re in limited supply where I live.
April 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm
I haven’t seen a lot of penises, and by not a lot I mean less than a hundred, but what’s with the red tip? Is it newly circumscized, or just a vivid reminder of what can happen if you actually where this thing near hot and/or sharp things?
April 10, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I have seen a lot of penises, and I’ve never seen one like that.
April 10, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Where=wear. I’m typing on my Nook and corrections are a pain.
April 10, 2011 at 4:59 pm
That pubic hair looks like it’s made of synthetic material and will melt when it gets too hot.
April 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm
If only I had these when I was using my easy bake oven.
April 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Wow. Check this one out, too: http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.198938389.jpg