In the ill fated sequel to Titanic, Rose gets her arm amputated and falls in love with Stephen Fry’s torso.
If I fall in love with these like Jack and Rose fell in love does that mean I will have to watch as they slowly sink into the ocean one night after I fall off a boat? I don’t know if I can handle that.
I found this one some years ago, it’s perfect!!
HOLY CRAP! IT’S THE GUY FROM TWILIGHT!
I was 13 in 1997, and I felt like the only 13 year old girl on the planet who didn’t enjoy the movie Titanic. I spent the whole movie (all 35466 hours of it) waiting for the inevitable sinking of the boat and trying to remember if I knew Leo from Growing Pains or Family Ties.
But I would watch the hell out of this Titanic 2. Clearly I’m not meant for polite society.
I totally agree, Mooples. Other girls were swooning over Leonardo, I was thinking “The boat sinks – get over it!”
I was 14 and in band. Our band director decided to create a new level of hell by choosing the Broadway Musical Titantic for our marching show. For Christmas, my kind-hearted parents bought me the shirt “the boat sank, get over it.” Love my parents.
I was 13, too! I haaaaated that movie!
I was about 13 as well. Titanic was my absolute favorite movie for the next 5 years. Why? A giant fucking boat sinks and a ton of people die! I was enthralled!
As a future drama/film geek I loved Titanic at the age of 13 too. But for totally different reasons. I liked the lighting and background work. Sad I know.
i successfully avoided titanic til i visited NY in ’99 with a friend and her psychotic fiancée. He rented it. could’ve told her right then that marriage was doomed. this film, however, i would pay to see.
I endured that movie to watch the sinking too. It helped that I like period movies though.
I felt the same way. I could not believe that it took the damn boat that long to sink.
I had a hard time not laughing when Jack finally died. All the other girls in the audience were crying and it was just so funny to hear them. My friends brother started to laugh and that finally set me off. We were not liked by anyone in the audience.
And he’s pissed.
Of course he is. From the movie script:
I’ll never let go Jack, I’ll never let go.
ROSE lets go.
Fuck. These are in my size. Must…resist…
You’re gonna have to fight me for ‘em!
Comes with heels that look like boats!
Yeah, I shouldn’t admit it to myself, must less out loud… but those heels are sorta cool.
The heels are cool, but that is it.
If she did a version without the amputee art on it, just the heel work, even I’d be tempted.
(UK Male size 10, if you’re reading.)
“Fall in love with your new boots like Jack and Rose did…”
So I have to be promised to another pair of much nicer and more expensive boots that abuse my feet, but will help out my entire family by our relationship before I fall in love with these boots?
I can’t. I’m deeply involved with a pair of boots already. He’s a DOCTOR! And he’s hip and with it. That’s what the kids say these days, right? “Hip and with it”? Yeah. Dr Martens knows the way to my heart.
The way to your heart is through your feet?
I appreciate that you ignored my cool failure. The kids who live in this house would not have been as kind.
But yes, the way to my heart is through my feet. (like Sensible Madness has said… eventually…)
Gold Bond not included.
Where ever…. your arms?
These boots were made for sinking
And that’s just they’ll do
And one of these days will sink
And take half of you, too
No offense to Stephen Fry, but is there a pair with Hugh Laurie’s torso instead? I’d buy those.
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Maybe the armless Rose could be replaced with Hugh Laurie?
I’d buy a pair of Fry and Laurie boots!
Well, I say “buy”… I mean “point and laugh”…
I find it funny that I wouldn’t have understood this last week. Thanks be to my father in law who demanded I watch Jeeves and Wooster with him this last weekend.
Perhaps you would know Stephen Fry better for his role in “V for Vendetta” or as the voiceover for “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”
Pretty pricey plastic… it’s a must have… NOT!
My God… that’s Guybrush Threepwood!
I saw Guybrush as well.
Glad I’m not the only one! Where’s LeChuck? Now I want some Monkey Island shoes!
Thank you! I was thinking I was the only one that saw Guybrush!
You know, the existing toe pattern is kind of reminiscent of ocean waves–there should be little painted debris with little painted people desperately clinging to it.
And the propeller should be worked into the whole thing somehow. Maybe coming out of the back of the heels?
But only if they could tastefully show the lifeboats being sucked in.
And it could be like those hand-held misting fans and spray water with red food coloring with every step. And there could be a squeaking mechanism that sounds like screaming.
The whole thing needs to be bigger. Grander.
Thank you for pointing out the propeller – that would totally make it STEAMPUNK! ;D
Spurs. They need spurs.
Spurs that look like the propeller! Genius!
My granny never wore boots like that. She wore sneakers. And beat the shit out of her kids with snow shovels.
My great-granny wore sneakers, and beat the shit out of snakes with golf clubs.
My great granny wore keds and chased mouthy kids with iron skillets.
My granny never wore boots like this, either. Her bunions never would have stood for it.
I don’t think a granny has worn that style of shoe since Irene Ryan.
I would watch that movie.
These might have done better, if it was 1997 again.
My thoughts exactly – I thought maybe this was a “best of” from years past.
Hey! It takes time for an idea with this kind of depth to be brought to fruition.
And by that I mean; you have to be drinking while cleaning out your closet and watching Titanic on TCM.
Wait…why would Titanic be on TCM? Is it already a classic?
The heel makes it look like she stepped on a Smurf.
…and that never comes off…
If only those beautiful boots weren’t painted. WHYYYYY.
As pertrayed, Rose looks like she wants nothing to do with Jack.
I’m not sure I understand why it matters that a black man made these boots, but I guess if that’s your thing…
You took the snark right out of my gob.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ON THAT.
Today is going to give me a rage stroke I SWEAR.
Has the post you are referring to been removed? I have not seen a post that refers to anyone’s race.
I am really, REALLY fucking glad it’s gone, if so.
um… there wasn’t a post about someone’s race. It was a line in the description of the boots…
“womens super comfy black man made material boots”
Snippy’s poor punctuation = fodder for snark
Ah. Well…it wouldn’t be a day without my saying or doing something mildly humiliating.
I missed that, clearly. Thanks.
Thumb that post into the dirt!
A super comfy black man, at that.
I prefer all of my men to be super comfy, not just the black ones.
“fall in love with your new boots like Jack and Rose did…”
I don’t remember Jack & Rose falling in love with a pair of boots… did I black out during that part?
Yep, like the boots!
I am picturing Jack and Rose putting the boots on a couch and drawing them while romantic music plays.
Don’t forget the diamond necklace draped over the boots!
When I saw “Titanic” in the theater, I got up about an hour in and went to the bathroom. When I came back, I went into the other theater that was showing “Titanic” that had started an hour earlier.
I walked in and saw people being lowered into lifeboats.
Damn, I thought, now I know how it ends.
The Titanic sinks?!? C’mon man, spoiler warnings please!
It’s okay….it’s resurrected in “Titanic: The Next Day.”
Never mind that Victoria was dead 10 years before the ship sank.
You took the words from my mouth. The only way these Titanic (1912) boots could be Victorian is if the Queen herself came back as a zombie. Which is possible, considering the missing limbs and what not.
I think that’s what is most disgusting about this item.
Don’t you know that anything vaguely oldish is called “Victorian”?
What a way to ruin a nice pair of boots.
Don’t forget to look at the third image (it shows what I assume is Rose…)
That looks like an image from her stint as an 80s-power-suit-wearing, Wall Street yuppie.
I thought that was Molly Brown.
Or the bitchy mother.
I think it’s supposed to be Rose as she boards the ship…..the fabulous Striped Suit and Huge Picture Hat With Bow.
Yes, those are supposed to be capitalized. It’s the rule.
They couldn’t even get the hat big enough on the boots. That is one big-ass hat.
I’m sorry, I can’t buy a shoe called Granny whether it’s covered in Wal-Mart acrylic paint or not.
Oh I can. I am a slave to the laceup granny boots. The more pointy toe-ed the better. I am forever my gothy, 1983 self from the mid-calf down. It’s sort of sad, but I live with it.
These, in spite of being very very awesome in their badness, are too round in the toe and thick in the ankle for me, though…(she wrote, as if this would be her only deterrent..)..
VGO, I think you may be my soul mate.
I kind of hate it that I now miss the 80′s. But being in your late teens, in Los Angeles, in the 80′s, with a good fake ID…was a REALLY GOOD TIME.
I think I saw “X” and Boingo four times each in a single year (speaking of brilliant local bands)…
Adam Ant was still young and beautiful and boys wore puffy shirts with aplomb, and I was very happy in general, for a kid in black. It was good.
Except for all the cocaine.
Ok, that was pretty good too.
Orge, I ordered some new granny-boots online mere months ago I’m never gonna stop being slightly goth. Rock on, dude/dudette!
I’m about 5 years too young to have indulged in the wonderful 1980′s. I’d have come out a much cheerier person if I’d come of age to all that eyeliner, synth and wackiness! Instead I had to be a closeted 80′s fan (anyone remember the SCORN in which 80′s stuff was held? before it was old enough to have retro charm?)in the days of grunge. Bah!
My favorite part is how she said they are made by a black man. It’s interesting that she felt the need to point that out.
Oh, punctuation. Who needs you?
on my feet is exactly where i a portrait of a woman who looks like she smells the stink of doodoo
Snippy. (not her real name)
Hunchback with linebacker shoulders. Looks like Quasimodo modeled.
Is that the Unsinkable Molly Brown????
That doesn’t look anything like Debbie Reynolds.
Even after rolling down the hill with Roseanne.
Did Rose’s neck dislocate?
I think perhaps her Adam’s Apple may have…
Oh, how I wish these only had the amazing portrait with picture hat on them.
No duckface amputees…..just the Beautiful Linebacker Hat Lady.
These remind me of a Lynda Barry cartoon…and given that I pretty much worship Lynda Barry….
….Pleather has never looked so good.
I love em. They are awful, but I love them so.
Dang… work it, Julia Child!
I want to thumb this so many times. So very many.
I really like Julia Child.
That’s only because she was make entirely of wonderful.
Hell yeah she was!
I mean, how could you not love a woman who said stuff like:
“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”
“Fat gives things flavor.”
“The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. Bon appétit. ”
“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.”
“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”
Or “made”…she could be made of wonderful. That too.
Under the weight of that hat and her tragic lack of trapezius muscle, Rose’s neck never stood a chance.
and she has super tiny pointed boobs.
…very wide-set ones at that.
Titanic was two eras past the Victorian era. The Edwardian period was after the Victorian, and the Edwardian ended in 1910. The 1910s were a time of great transition and saw the corset fall out of fashion from being a must-wear to something only the “old” wore (like bra-burning, only with corsets), the rise of hemlines, and art deco coming into favor. This is nothing at all like the Victorian era.
I’ll shut up now before I start a lecture on fashion eras.
Just let me say, that seller is full of whatever you want to call those boots.
Etsy sellers learn their history from Craigslist sellers. I once saw something tagged as both Victorian and Mid-Century.
I see things on eBay listed as Renaissance, Civil War, AND Titanic, and things are listed like this all the time. Someone looking for something from the post-Edwardian.start-of-Art-Deco era isn’t going to decide some bad Renaissance costume will work. Maybe Craigslist sellers learn their fauxstory from eBay sellers.
Tell me about it. One learns to search under the wrong names to avoid missing cool mislabeled things, and that just keeps the problem going.
No kidding… try looking for any kind of Victorian clothing on ebay, you’ll get a hundred listings for Nerf Mavericks. How does this fall under clothing?
Aw you beat me by a minutes. And dammit if I didn’t already mean to say during the Edwardian era, not the technical reign of Edward. D’oh.
The end of an era named after a monarch technically ends with that monarch’s death, even if fashion remains the same for a while. The Victorian era ended at the beginning of 1901, with the death of Queen Victoria. The Edwardian era was very short. It started in early 1901, with the beginning of Edward’s reign, and ended not even 10 full years later when he died. So 1912 was not Edwardian era.
Neo-Georgian, to be pedantic
You gotta admit, for pathetic, fat, jealous losers, we are fucking educated!
We gotta be educated. Not like we go out and have amazing lives or anything, being fat, jealous losers and all.
I’m a skinny bitch, but damn, am I ever a loser. And damn proud of it!
Not to mention that Naturalizer granny boots are neither Victorian or Edwardian. They obviously were manufactured during the colonial era!
I know..so frustrating. Edwardian Era to the Teens: Stunning clothing and hats in delicate fabric, flattering lines, and unusual pleating and draping, radical changes in hemline and waist..Huge hats making their way to small cloches. Yum to both.
Victorian Era: Wool,wool and more wool, heavy pleating and heavy undies, with fussy little hats. blech.
I love that your avatar has a monocle and a wry expression while you say all this.
Some might argue that the sinking of the Titanic itself was the end of the Edwardian era. The important people who were killed, the important people who were saved, and the “unimportant” people who never got anywhere near a lifeboat all contributed to a social and political change.
And while women in 1911 still wore corsets, they were much less curvy than during the Victorian era.
Using the names of fixed time periods to represent a cultural era never works well. What we think of as “the 60s” didn’t really start until the middle of the decade.
Good point!…and very true re: both Titanic and style in general..There is always a long slide into a new style..
It was the 50′s in the 60′s for a long dang time…along with overlap and parallel styles, etc..
Oh..and um..politics, right. Not all about clothing. No.
I’m so deep.
Now I don’t feel like such a nerd for yelling “Edwardian!” aloud when I was reading the description. Thanks for that.
Now these are boots!
Who are you going to paint on these? Harry and Katie? And their future children as corgi dogs?
<3 <3 <3
My thoughts exactly.
I am also inspired by Victorian styles. However, the Titanic sunk during the reign of Edward, so wrong era, Snippy. I know, I know: similarity, but also differents.
Oops, not the reign of Edward…the end of the Edwardian age. Faily me.
King Edward VII died May 6, 1910, and the Titanic sank April 12, 1912. The Edwardian era ended with his death almost two years before Titanic.
So we call someone tone-def when they can’t sing, what is it called when someone can’t draw? Proportion-blindness?
Just… bad. I think we like to call them “bad at drawing”
I didn’t know Tony Danza ever played the role of Simon…
A great number of them seem to call themselves Esty artisans…
*ba dum pish*
We call them ‘Craptastic.’
I love the granny boot style.
With Jack being faded out like that he looks like a ghost.
I wear a size ten shoe so…damn.
Who cares what era the titanic sunk?.these boots are from the ” sucks my balls ” era.
But that era never ends…
Worst. Movie. Ever. The boots would be OK, if they were not plastic and not painted so poorly. Try experimenting on old canvas sneakers before ruining your next pair of boots.
Not. Even. Close.
there are soooooooooo many movies that are worse than Titanic. I can’t possibly go into it here, but many of them have appeared on MST3K.
Manos, The Eye Creatures, Gods and Generals (or as we like to call it “4 hours of horrible fake beards” and some shooting)
MST3K, however, was epic. Though, I never saw the movie.
Two Words: Rock. Climbing.
No no no no no no. Manos is the BEST movie ever made. I have never laughed harder in my life.
The master would not be pleased.
Can I put in my vote for Barbra Streisand’s epic mastubatory crapfest: “The Prince of Tides”, as far worse than “Titanic”?
I want to kill that movie with a bat.
I would watch three Ed Wood marathons in a row rather than sit through that again. And ENJOY it.
I would enjoy watching Mondo Pagan (the first cut) more than “Prince of Tides” a second time. The director is heavily influenced by Ed Wood, and I was too drunk to fully understand the implications when I agreed to have some of my music used for the soundtrack of this… thing.
I would have to cast my MST3K vote for “PRINCE OF SPACE” or “SPACE MUTINY” gah! wait! too many too choose.
Princess…I’m impressed! And sorry! And impressed again!
(just another person who has willingly and cheerfully been around naked, strange people in the woods during certain times of the year. Yay!)
Too bad, because I really loved the book.
Omg Princess Buzzkill – your soundtrack is covering my drumming! Yes, somehow Rock’s “vision” seemed like a really good idea at the time.
Anything with Tor Johnson…
“Time for go to bed!” (The Unearthly)
Attack of The The Eye Creatures is probably my all-time favorite MST3K episode!
The shoddy eye creature costumes (with zipper showing)…
The dude in the sweater dress…
The THE twice in the title…
It’s so bad it’s amazing!
I miss MST3K – I did see a live show a year ago. It was great.
I am going to rent this one right now. I have watched alot of the mst3ks’ but not this one? All the ones listed above are great! I also like Mitchell with Joe Don Baker. He is a sweaty beast of a man.
Eye Creatures is one of my favorites, too! “They just didn’t care.”
What bothered me about the movie was that they spent a lot of money and time to make sure things were as historically accurate as possible, then the goofs were obvious to anyone who’s studied the history of the ship.
Titanic was a long boring movie for sure. Avatar was pretty damned horrible as well. But they can’t compare in awfulness to Pret-a-Porter.
I have to admit I’m a fan of Plan 9 from Outer Space, though I always have trouble in the scene with “Two Dudes Talking in Vaguely Military Uniforms in a Room with a Red Phone.”
We have this AWESOME thing in the Edmonton (Alberta, Canada) film-geek culture: some locals who are film geeks AND improv geeks will hilariously snark & heckle a cheesy movie, and then at intermission there’s often an educational presentation correcting the misconceptions said movie portrays. The first one I saw was a Segal flick…PERFECT for taking the piss outta! Everyone everywhere should have access to these events; I get SMILE CRAMPS! We call it “Turkey Shoot”. They’ve likely already done Titanic AND the other self-important fluff you mention.
What a fabulous idea! I live in a historic district with old theatre that just got grants for adding stage lights and a screen system. A “Turkey Shoot”-type event would be PERFECT for a fundraiser!
And we need to start with Prince of Tides!
Etsy Tags: man-made (not handmade), size 7.5 (200 each of 30 other sizes available in same man-made subtance and I can’t tell what that is), wave height may vary, dress color may vary, hair color may vary, don’t be mad at me if I run out of blue, qualifies as Vintage because I say so. See me featured on the front page. Shipping (I took out the shoe-lasts because I’m going to use them for my next listing) is ony $24.95 per boot; all purchases shipped on the 3rd Friday of the 4th month during a full moon. Otherwise don’t convo me.
$175 and not even leather? Clearly I’ve missed my calling. I’m going to start painting bad art on vinyl shoes and selling them at a triple markup. Visa and Mastercard, kiss my ass!
“and falls in love with Stephen Fry’s torso.”
Oh, c’mon. Who here hasn’t fallen in love with Stephen Fry’s torso?
If it were really Stephen Fry, I would buy the boots.
Hugh Laurie: “Love that body!”
Stephen Fry: “Thanks. It’s mine.”
God, I love a bit of Fry & Laurie.
these boots bring jumping in puddles to a whole new level
Now every time I see the word ‘Titanic’, all I’ll be able to think of is the tragedy of thalidomide.
”I want me to paint you like one of your French girls, Snippy. Wearing these…wearing only these…”
Damn, I wish I could thumb this comment up about a dozen times. I can’t stop laughing at it.
One might wear these shoes while watching ones cats play on this cat tree…
I’ll never let go, Tigger. I promise.
My, that is so… tasteful.
I hate myself for kind of liking that.
You’ve never seen the inflatable slide, have you?
What’s sad is that an image search turned up dozens of different styles. About half of which had the Cunard funnels. It’s L-U-S-I-T-A-N-I-A, people!
Sometimes I hate people.
Those inflatable slides are fucking GREAT. Like the volcano, or the giant tidal wave coming towards the boat, or the sinking ship, or…
You are a terrible person for showing this site to me.
Now my cats won’t shut up about needing all sorts of overpriced things from this website.
My cats also want these things. I keep telling them that they never play with the overpriced things they already own, but no. They must have these overpriced things as well.
There’s just so much wrong with this.
The name is in the wrong place, unless they forgot which end struck the iceberg. And red funnels are Cunard, not White Star.
My guess is they couldn’t spell “Lusitania.”
I’m sorry, but I do want that cat tree.
I know, I’m pathetic.
I love this cat gym! THIS is the sort of well-crafted, original craft that the Etsy of my dreams contains.
Holy Shit! $899 for a kitty condo? Well, if I’ve gotta have it, I’ve gotta have it, right?
“…designed by me snippy.”
It looks like it was designed by your snippy.
(say the first bit with a pirate accent, and you’ll get it)
For the briefest of seconds I thought it said “super comfy black man material…”
Etsy still has policies in place against selling human leather right?? I read that as well…
And what would happen if someone were to try to sell human leather? The Etsy people might stop petting the steampunktopus long enough to acknowledge and then continue drinking milkweed tea out of cups made by someone who really likes stoneware.
Can I special order a pair with the Skipper and Gilligan on them?
My heart will go on. My arms, not so much…
Only in a 7.5? WAH, I’m an 8. I was really hoping to trollop around in heels that look like I stepped in blue dung,
Is the paint water proof? How impractical if I am in the middle of drowning and it wears off!
“fall in love with your new boots like Jack and Rose did”
Wait, Jack and Rose bought these boots, too?? Holy fucksticks.
If these boots have been kicking around since the 1900s, I think that calls for a price markdown. Somehow I doubt the Crusty Used Boots of the Ocean lasted as well as the Heart if the Ocean.
When Google did their annoying “1911″ thing on April Fools Day, I was wondering what Regretsy in 1911 would have looked like.
William Howard Taft plushies and Titanic buttplugs. Or vice versa. Resellers who bought from the Triangle factory. And hundreds of Mona Lisa copies.
The idea of a William Howard Taft buttplug makes my sphincter instinctively cringe. Inserting anything large enough to fit a portrait of that man on it would lead to nothing short of an ass-pocalypse…
One would hope it wouldn’t get stuck. Oh I crack myself up!
Don’t forget Teddy Bears. Or was that after 1911?
They were huge by 1911. I’m sure the Edwardian April would featured a few really messy attempts.
The bears or the butt plugs?
Step away from the google, mapleleaves. XD
In fact, there were Steiff Teddy Bears in the Titanic giftshop. I saw a vintage photo years ago when I used to frequent the AOL Steiff board. There was a Steiff Polar Bears that “survived” the disaster, and the Steiff company, in 1912, made a special run of 1000 black mourning bears to honor the Titanic dead.
Besides, Titanic buttplugs only sound like a good idea. You think they’d be indestructable, but in reality, you get about halfway through, then they break off and fall in, and no one enjoys that.
And thus the Iceman cannot Cometh.
PRE-Steampunk stuff. Which I guess would be horsepunk?
In 1911, “Steampunk” would be called “Science Fiction.”
….and this would be the exact point where a small, innocent, never to be mentioned again, but fervent crush on mapleleaves would spark into a tiny blue flame.
would those mona lisa copies have varied mustaches?
Only the ones by Duchamp.
From Rose’s expression, it looks as though Jack has severe halitosis.
Well…I like the boots. The idea, however, can go and say ‘hi!’ to the Heart of the Ocean and stay there!!
I LOVE it! Thank you!!!
Does it bother anyone else but me that these boots were “Black Man Made”?
Yes. See above.
I don’t normally laugh at art like that as I find it nice in a naive kind of way, but… BUT when the price comes into equation… Are there still that many Titanic/DiCaprio fans that the price could be justified? Now if it was twilight that would be a different story.
Be assured, there will be
I guess if she reads regretsy she might… There has already been keds with twilight artwork featured on regretsy (of similar style:)) and the gal made a fortune on her twilight keds (from what I remember)…
I have a print of your avatar. That is all.
Okay, so I just checked out the listing and the price has now been dropped to $135. Now, you can find these boots without “painting” for $30 (which includes shipping). So basically, you’re paying $105 for the “artwork”.
For the “artwork” that you will wear on your feet and potentially step in dog shit with.
1. The boat sinks at the end of the movie.
2. The person who ends up buying these boots was not aware of spoiler #1 beforehand.
gets you right in the sole…
From the look on Rose’s face, Jack’s breath is pretty stinky.
At least we can try and take comfort in the fact that “You will never see a pair exactly like these” again.
I just like the words ‘super comfy black man’ all in a row.
All this snark give new meaning to the term, “knocking boots”
I like that about you people.
Gives new meaning, sigh…..
If she adds the well known here octopuses to each shoe (representing ocean fauna) she would be able to add “steampunk” to her tags and hopefully sell it faster.
I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, it’s fugly as can be. On the other hand, I am in love with every part of Stephen Fry, so it does have that going for it.
Did anyone else notice that it says “black man made?”
Yes, many, upthread.
I feel bad for these boots. They’re rather nice, what did they do to deserve this?
If I’m going to buy over-priced granny boots badly hand-painted with a scene from a movie I despise, the maker had better get the era right at least >:|
I’m just going to leave this here…
I DARE you all to feast your eyes on this bit if fuckery and watch all 9 parts in their entirety- Titanic: the legend goes on:
(it is in english once you get past the credits)
I have had the misfortune of seeing the animated musical. It was not released, it escaped!!
If it’s still up you can find The Nostalgia Critic’s review of it. He really rips it a new one.
Those are horrible. It really bothers me that the person who made these didn’t bother to paint more of Rose and Jack. Now they are just floating there. And that’s not even the biggest problem…
It’s accurate for Jack to be floating, at least.
HA! I guess you’re right!
Titanic had its moments, but there are much shorter movies in which one can see Kate Winslet’s titties.
In fact, I recommend watching A Night to Remember on TCM and downloading pictures of Kate Winslet’s titties. You’ll get mostly the same story, it will take less time, and you won’t have to listen to Celine Dion and all that flute music.
Too bad these boots are too small for me. They’d go perfectly with my Hindenburg purse and Mount Vesuvius snood.
My vote for comment of the day!
For the woman whose fashion sense is literally a shipwreck.
I featured this one in my Titanic treasury…
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