Saturday Night Special
My nephew put this on my Facebook page, and it’s taken me two days to watch it. But I figured, what the hell, it’s Saturday night and you’re probably looking for a video of a woman in a cat suit vomiting colored milk onto a canvas.
“I came up with the concept of vomiting rainbows a few years ago. The process is not painful but after several hours it can take its toll, which is why I limit the number of colors I use.”
UPDATE: I’ve already gotten a few emails from people asking, “What’s next? Shitting paint on a canvas?”
Like that would ever happen.
April 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm
It takes a toll on all of us too. Wish she’d limit to polar bear in a snowstorm. Yeeech.
April 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Dammit! This bitch stole my idea! Now what am I gonna do with all of these curdled and colored canvases?
April 2, 2011 at 11:44 pm
Did you the Keep Calm post? If something’s trending, jump on the fucking putrid wagon! Sell those stanky canvasses!
April 3, 2011 at 7:25 am
If you were a male you would be able to do someone really likes curdled and coloured canvases>/b>
April 3, 2011 at 10:42 am
I wish I had this idea, then I wouldn’t have had to waste 3 months of morning sickness!
April 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm
ooh, maybe you should do placenta art, breast milk art, postpartum plasma art ~ if Tiger’s blood is good, Mama Bear Blood must be even better!
April 2, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Now I never again have to wonder what Rainbow Brite would look like if she were bulimic.
April 2, 2011 at 10:15 pm
what the hell is that?! how much boones do you have to consume before you say, “hey, it would be a great idea to puke rainbows while wearing a catsuit and hooker heels?” it would only be an improvement if she drank grape juice and crapped bright green as well.
April 3, 2011 at 5:14 am
Grape juice will turn your poo green? I had no idea.
April 3, 2011 at 8:14 am
hey, I like the shoes. Everything else can go to, well, I think the art defines itself. ahem.
April 2, 2011 at 10:15 pm
anyone else get the creeps from the 2 ppl in the mask behind her
April 2, 2011 at 10:27 pm
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April 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Charlie Sheen gets no love here for some reason. I think you hold the record for thumbs down.
April 2, 2011 at 11:01 pm
I think it’s a knee-jerk reaction to the name.
April 3, 2011 at 1:17 am
rodney dangerfield of posters..on the other hand a records a record
April 3, 2011 at 7:57 am
Record= “winning!”
April 3, 2011 at 4:51 am
I think people are still feeling traumatized after clinking on his link to Two Girls, One Cup.
April 3, 2011 at 6:12 am
Plus, I’ve started to hear his posts in Charlie Sheen’s voice.
April 3, 2011 at 10:07 am
Me too.
April 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Oh good, it’s not just me.
April 3, 2011 at 7:35 am
What have you been smoking?
April 3, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Maybe it was pills:
“It’s like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P92dXIFeskM
April 3, 2011 at 11:16 am
You’re assuming that we watched the video, Carlos. Tthe still and followup photo alone are enough to give me random, recurring shudders of revulsion for at least a week.
April 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I just ate a bucket of cotton candy. Maybe my vomit will make pretty pink pictures…
April 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
She tasted the rainbow, and then tasted it again.
April 3, 2011 at 7:53 am
And Keith Boadwee puts the ART in FART.
April 3, 2011 at 11:59 am
I just mustered the guts to look at dudeguy’s site.
They allow him to teach art. This makes me glad that I didn’t decide to go out west for my art schooling. I’m all for freedom of expression and not against nudity at all, but I think he must have spent his college years getting too wasted to pay attention during crits or something, because his art looks like it was made by a 10 year old who just saw his first porno.
April 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm
What’s more frightening (to me, anyway) is that one of my best friends goes to the art school he teaches at.
April 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm
I went to one of the art schools where he has been a guest lecturer. Scary.
This guy is doing paintings that are (I suppose) deliberately primitive, but they suck in a way that looks identical to those who never learned classic techniques. It scares me that he actually teaches painting. He can’t paint, his colors suck, he can’t draw. No wonder art schools are producing students with no skills. The teachers have no discernible skills either! They just crap out (sometimes literally) “art” and spin a good bullshit line about it, and everyone believes it.
I am so glad that when I went to art school I already knew how to draw, and that I knew that I wanted to really learn how to draw and paint, and made sure I got classes that actually taught that. Otherwise I never would have been taught ANYTHING.
April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm
I just looked. To his credit, there is a guy on there with a goatse face.
Not kidding.
April 18, 2011 at 5:55 am
“because his art looks like it was made by a 10 year old who just saw his first porno”
THANK YOU!!!! I looked at his shit-erm-art and was disgusted. Not because 2/3 of his garbage is just different ways he’s painted his sack and stuck stuff next to it, or hanging out half erect. No. Because his paintings are AWFUL. Fucking terrible! I know art is subjective, but I’m finding it hard to find any thing remotely hinting of a “technique”. Sorry, “I threw some shit on a canvas and drew a penis with my hand in the wet paint” isn’t a technique. And if it suddenly is, I’m glad I dropped out of art school.
*angry puffy face*
/end rant
April 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
“I came up with the concept of vomiting rainbows a few years ago.”
Translation: She played Katamari Damacy.
April 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I am hoping that is non-toxic, except I’m not really.
April 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Actually gagged while watching this. >.o It’s like the time my friend’s ill cat sneezed two large snot ribbons and then ate them off his face. While we were eating ribs, no less.
April 2, 2011 at 10:47 pm
That really made me laugh.
April 3, 2011 at 2:57 am
I laughed, too, and something burned in my nose, but I’m not gonna–
I’ve just decided not to finish this post. O_o Pretty much the same reaction I had after :58 of that video.
April 3, 2011 at 7:30 am
0:58 was also the same time I stopped it! I guess we have the same time limit on fuckery.
April 3, 2011 at 11:18 am
Knowing when to stop is the next best thing to knowing not to start.
April 2, 2011 at 10:17 pm
WTF? So when did Bulimia become art? Just because you puke colors doesn’t mean it’s not INSANE! I couldn’t watch it all or I’d be puking popcorn!
April 3, 2011 at 12:04 am
If I had know bulimia was art, I could have been making money years ago. And I could have just eaten this to achieve rainbows
April 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Is it wrong that now I want cake?
April 3, 2011 at 4:18 am
Right?? An eating disorder is not performance art….
April 3, 2011 at 10:07 am
And here I went into recovery when all this time I could have been making millions and travelling the world.
She “feels elated and at peace” when she’s finished – yeah, that’ll happen when you’re bug-fucking-nuts.
April 3, 2011 at 10:20 am
Yeah, it’s the body’s way of rewarding you for purging that shit you shouldn’t have eaten, nothing mystical about endorphins.
April 3, 2011 at 9:10 am
Around the same time when diarrhoea did.
April 2, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Are you telling me that all those times I threw up after too many vodka cranberries that I was really making art?! If I’d known that, I would have sold it on Etsy!
April 2, 2011 at 10:19 pm
…Only if you were wearing slinky black and stripper heels.
April 2, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Her outfit is so lame. Her shoes don’t fit properly either. She shoulda worn some ruffle butt panties that say “regretsy rocks!” and a pair on those hillbilly, no sole sandals. Bring on the fuckery, I say!
April 2, 2011 at 10:33 pm
she should wear some latex glingers on her gag hand too.
April 3, 2011 at 12:06 am
She should have worn this
Seriously, just put Rainbow Brite into a search engine…it’s scary
April 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Omg! I’m an artist too. Let’s work together. We can intertwine our arms and gag each other.
April 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Two girls and a cup is High Arte now?
April 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
Nah. It’s just avante-ARGH.
April 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Ooooh! I can see the treasury now!
April 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Pousse Café, anyone?
April 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm
That’s a comittment to art that I can’t fucking get behind. . . or in front of..
April 2, 2011 at 10:19 pm
No. That’s not art. No fucking way is that art. Art doesn’t make people vomit!
April 2, 2011 at 11:04 pm
It does if it is ‘visceral’.
(Visceral is my favorite artspeak word!)
April 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
From here on out, ‘visceral’ is my new flag word for “don’t watch this while eating breakfast.”
It is SUCH a pretentious art word tough, I must work it into my next gallery review…
April 2, 2011 at 11:12 pm
I’d would really call it art if she pissed out the rainbow instead of upchucking it.
April 2, 2011 at 11:21 pm
When I worked at an art college, one of the students consumed something that temporarily turned his urine blue, then “painted” a large piece of cloth with a bunch of words on it. Very “creative”.
April 3, 2011 at 9:39 am
I’d be more impressed if it were a biologically female student.
April 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm
MY HEAD HURTS! Someone please tell me that we’ve seen it all and there are no more ways to project paint from bodily orifices onto canvas. Are nursing women going to inject (food grade) dye into their boobs so they can spray colored milk? Make it stop!
April 2, 2011 at 10:30 pm
I have just added this to the “pro” column on my “whether or not to have a baby” chart. The fact that it is pretty indicative of the sort of things that I add to that side of the paper should tell me something.
April 2, 2011 at 11:21 pm
I googled breast spray art and thankfully came up dry. It really disturbs me that you may be the first and not only did I give you the idea, the idea helped you decide to procreate. I really am going straight to hell. Please read lots of parenting books, preferably by Dr. Sears, before your minions arrive.
April 3, 2011 at 12:08 am
I think the regretsy readers should write a parenting book. I would be fantastically helpful.
April 3, 2011 at 8:18 am
Dr. Sears?
April 3, 2011 at 8:59 am
http://www.askdrsears.com/
April 3, 2011 at 9:40 am
+1 for pun.
April 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Alas, googling “breast milk art” yields quite a few hits, including an “artist” who served up breast milk cocktails at an art show. In related news (that I know you Regretsians have been waiting for) the search also brings up instructions for making breast milk soap.
April 3, 2011 at 7:47 am
Well, I for one support your right to breastfeed in whatever color you choose.
April 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Or will some guys do the same thing so they can fap the rainbow???
I’d bet its been done, stupid
interwebzinternet…April 2, 2011 at 11:24 pm
We have already seen the cum art, where the ejaculate is carefully guilded on a black canvass. And if I close my eyes, I can still see it.
April 2, 2011 at 11:08 pm
Have you seen the blue shit guy’s bleeding eyes work yet?
April 3, 2011 at 7:20 am
I know I got thumbs down, but all I did was click through on his photo. One of them was him simulating bleeding eyes. *That* was what I was referring to. I wasn’t joking.
April 3, 2011 at 10:16 am
I can’t believe that you just brought that idea into the universe! I bet there is a market for rainbow colored breast milk cheese…
April 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm
I seriously almost spit my dinner all over myself when I read that.
April 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm
I cannot believe I just sat through half of that.
God my life sucks. Oh wait, I have no life which is why I am watching some chick puke rainbows while the angels sing.
April 3, 2011 at 10:16 am
If nothing else, it should make you stop questioning whether you and I have any artistic talent of merit.
Clearly, those who can, do. Those who cannot, retch.
April 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm
This woman is a bookend to the man who squirt paint outta his anus. We should introduce them!
April 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I’m kinda curious about what a collaboration would look like, but then again I’m a little frightened to open that door.
April 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm
I would like to see this door opened. Soon. For my amusement.
April 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Imagine what they could do with a baby. Poops and pukes at same time!
April 2, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Poor baby.
April 3, 2011 at 8:03 am
babies already do that, parenthood is not for those with weak stomachs…
April 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm
That one’s been done before. Remember the Dad who was positive his baby shit art? He photoshopped the diaper stains to enhance the *drawing* then tried to sell the resulting images. Only difference is I guess their bundle of joy would poop rainbows (kind of like unicorns).
April 3, 2011 at 6:01 am
I’d quit THAT video at 0:38
April 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Oh, I just read that it’s colored milk and I’m disappointed now. I have done the same thing with strawberry milk when I had a stomach bug. So, I think she infringed on my idea truthfully.
April 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm
You should send her a crease and desist notice.
April 3, 2011 at 12:09 am
Maybe a cease and disgust notice.
April 3, 2011 at 11:24 am
Or sease and discust.
April 2, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Amateur. I’ve seen more artistic vomiting at Delta Sig’s Caribbean Night.
April 3, 2011 at 8:20 am
I’m disappointed that she had to resort to gagging in order to make the paintings. It’s not that difficult to learn how to use your stomach muscles to regurgitate, and it would have made for a more interesting piece of performance art.
Either way, gross and unproductive.
April 2, 2011 at 10:22 pm
aren’t we supposed to be teaching young girls NOT to make themselves throw up? when did it become art? i’m so confused.
April 2, 2011 at 10:22 pm
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
Rule 34 of the Internet is, if it exists, there is porn of it.
The one and only rule Regretsy needs is, do not browse Regretsy while eating.
April 2, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Is rule 34 of the Internet also rules 1-33?
April 3, 2011 at 3:43 am
No. There actually are rules of the internet. And there is probably porn of rule 34 too.
April 3, 2011 at 5:31 am
Of course there’s porn of Rule 34:
April 3, 2011 at 6:39 pm
The sad thing is… I ALWAYS browse Regretsy while eating. I don’t know why, as I have a weak stomach. Needless to say, I didn’t watch that video.
April 2, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Just when I thought I’ve seen everything… I wonder what the paint tastes like though.
April 2, 2011 at 10:34 pm
She said it’s colored milk. That’s just awesome, because the smell vomited contents is not enough you also get the smell of putrid, rotting milk to hang on your wall.
April 2, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Oh, god. You are right.
Dried, bile smelling rotten milk.
For the sake of Art (with a capital A).
Eww. (With a capital Ew.)
April 2, 2011 at 10:24 pm
As an emetophobe, this is the worst possible thing I could have seen tonight…I’m going to have anxiety attacks for weeks…fucking performance artists…
April 2, 2011 at 10:35 pm
There’s a word for that? I’ve been one for years! I’m currently on a 29-year “streak”(reference: Seinfeld.)
April 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Same here. I won’t eat a black and white cookie for fear it will cause the same reaction as it did for Jerry.
And I didn’t watch the video. Don’t want to toss my cookies (Snickerdoodles) and wine.
April 2, 2011 at 10:48 pm
As far as I am concerned, performing a bodily function does not equal performing art.
April 3, 2011 at 8:14 am
Well, so much for this one then. *flush*
April 3, 2011 at 5:05 am
As a recovering emetophobe, this is one of the best things for you. It’s the exposure technique. I proscribe medicinal regretsy for you!
(Lucky for me I have a kid with a touchy stomach so I’ve gotten plenty of exposure)
April 3, 2011 at 8:42 am
Same here. I didn’t click the link. The picture was bad enough. Talk about the one thing I wouldn’t do for money.
April 2, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Ohgodohgodohgod… I feel sick from watching this… I feel like I’m about to go make some art like this… QUICK! Someone get me some paint!
April 3, 2011 at 6:21 am
Better yet, I didn’t even watch that and I feel like joining you…
April 2, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Pssssh. I used to do this all the time in college. A huge spaghetti dinner before multiple strawberry Daquiris produces the best results.
April 2, 2011 at 11:04 pm
Sounds rather monochromatic…
April 3, 2011 at 12:11 am
It’s called a “red period” different from your period is red.
April 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Wow watching that almost made me barf up beer and nachos… wonder how much I could get for that on a canvas? I could call it “Saturday Night”
April 2, 2011 at 10:27 pm
I do not want to smell this painting hanging in my house. I also do not want to smell week-old barf on a hobo’s checkered suit coat.
April 3, 2011 at 6:39 am
What if you could change the size of the smell?
April 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm
I am so not watching this. Bleh! Wtf? Puking cannot be an artform. Puke is puke, and no way do I wish to see a hot chick puking up colorful vomit. Someone just shoot me now. My son drank some kool aid and puked all over my bathroom, but I never once considered it art. I considered it a pain in my ass to have to clean up….
April 2, 2011 at 10:30 pm
I am going to get the runs and then crap on a canvas! Any takers?
April 2, 2011 at 11:18 pm
I think you’ll need opera singers in the background as well – adds that ‘classy high art concept piece’ vibe to otherwise creepy voyeurism…
(I just creeped myself out.)
April 3, 2011 at 12:49 am
Beautiful. Though I have heard worse
I have to wonder if any regretsians listen to DistortedView.com Tim and April would cause a black hole of Snark
April 3, 2011 at 7:49 pm
I can tell you truly: A large blue squishee will remain blue all the way out the other end. Just a pointer.
April 2, 2011 at 10:30 pm
You know what? Fuck it. I hope her esophagus collapses. I mean, I hope she’s fine afterwards, but she needs to realize that’s fucking disgusting.
April 2, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Seriously, she could develop esophageal cancer from the continual barfing and reflux. This “art” is beyond fucked up.
April 2, 2011 at 11:59 pm
many paints also contain toxic pigments. (oh i have to type.. real slow now .. ive not watched. i cant. i am feeling gag reflex already.) paint can say “non toxic” all it wants.. but some pigments are just plain not safe, period.
April 3, 2011 at 12:13 am
It’s colored milk. Which will smell lovely later.
April 2, 2011 at 10:34 pm
That video is FIVE MINUTES long! Who can watch that? Seriously? Bulimia as an art form. For chrissakes. What does that say about society? I’d go with the idea that maybe that’s what she’s after, a reaction about body image, but with comments about how “elated and purified” she feels, I’m starting to err on the side of her just being a nutcase.
April 2, 2011 at 10:42 pm
It’s like she’s glorifying bulimia but at the same time not.
April 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I actually DID watch it, all five and a half minutes. What the hell is wrong with me?
April 2, 2011 at 11:48 pm
There’s an unedited version…
April 2, 2011 at 10:37 pm
FUN FACT: stomach acid corrodes teeth, wearing down enamel, something that cannot be replaced. This can lead to teeth decaying easier and even falling out. “Bulimia teeth” is just one of the fun long term effects of bulimia.
So this dumb bitch won’t have teeth in a few year, but it will be “for art!!”
April 2, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Maybe her rotted smile will be multicolored from the milk dye?
April 2, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Lol rainbow teeth! I bet she’d sell the paintings with chunks of her teeth that have come out in the process and stuck to the canvas for even more.
April 3, 2011 at 7:38 am
Why waste rainbow teeth on a canvas? Obviously the best plan is to make a necklace out of them.
April 3, 2011 at 12:18 am
Well, since the enamel won’t be as strong, maybe it will soak up the color. Then someone can photograph her rainbow snaggletooth for art.
I think it says something about spellcheck that snaggletooth is a proper word.
April 2, 2011 at 10:38 pm
So she makes herself vomit while wearing skyscraper shoes. She ain’t gonna die early, that’s for sure.
April 2, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Why has this not been on Daniel Tosh yet too?
April 3, 2011 at 8:53 am
Because there is NO possible redemption avaliable that can be shown on basic cable!
April 2, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Please tell me this is a joke. PLEASE. I lost the will to live about forty seconds into this self-indulgent nonsense. The fact that anyone got behind this idea–and might have actually put any amount of money into it–makes me want to move to a deserted island, never to commune with humanity again.
It’s not bad enough that she’s puking all over the place and calling it art, but did she really need to add the cliche opera in the background and all of the sitting/face vogueing? Oooh, I’m so contemplative and serious and pouty while I’m drinking and puking colored milk.
April 2, 2011 at 10:43 pm
And from one of her answers in the Q & A section:
“My work has been compared to Pollack, I do have a lot of respect for him, but he was not an influence in my own work.”
STOP IT. Just stop it. Now.
April 2, 2011 at 11:54 pm
i think pollack would be insulted
April 3, 2011 at 12:58 am
Haha, especially since they spelled his name wrong in the Q & A … I thought it looked funny when I saw it but figured, hey, this is a “legit” artist, she probably knows how to spell the name of the famous artist she’s referencing and (not) comparing herself to.
April 3, 2011 at 1:27 am
http://www.reginaldpollackfineart.com/Welcome_Reginald_Pollack_Painting.html
Yeah, I don’t actually believe she’s familiar with Reginald Pollack.
April 3, 2011 at 7:31 am
Even Pollack uses barnwood!
April 3, 2011 at 11:33 am
Maybe she meant this Pollack.
April 3, 2011 at 6:38 pm
I actually rather like Reginald Pollack.
April 2, 2011 at 10:42 pm
When I was a kid and my family went on long car trips, I used to make artwork on the highways out the window of the car. Sometimes I couldn’t get the window down in time, and I made a design in the car as well.
April 2, 2011 at 10:44 pm
I thought it was going to be some kind of camera trick. Some kind of artsy thing where she wasn’t actually throwing up but pretending to to make a statement.
April 3, 2011 at 12:21 am
That’s why you’re not an artist. Jeez.
April 2, 2011 at 10:45 pm
The owl says it all: http://www.mincingmockingbird.bigcartel.com/product/artist-rectangle-magnet
April 2, 2011 at 10:48 pm
The ass thing is a joke, right? It’s a joke, because I cant sleep well at night if it’s real. APRIL , TELL ME IT IS A FUCKING JOKE.
April 2, 2011 at 10:48 pm
BTW this is why I drink.
April 3, 2011 at 7:33 am
I am asking myself the same question, please HK, it’s a joke right?
That guy must be the 1 out of the statistics for the “4/5 people dislike having diarrhea”
April 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm
As far as the guy who shits blue art:
What he shits is way better than what he paints with his hands.
But the blue is still shit.
April 2, 2011 at 10:51 pm
What was it like on the day this guy woke up and realized he was such a poor painter that his rectum could do a better job of it?
April 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm
maybe he wanted to interepret the word “shiteous” through art?
April 3, 2011 at 1:34 am
That’s got to be a depressing realization. “Jesus, I can’t even paint a picture of myself with a PBR can shoved up my anus. Oh well, I may as well paint myself and shove my glans into a baby doll head and take some pictures.”
Personally, my favorite is the photo of the gnome with this guys gross nutsack on its head.
April 3, 2011 at 6:15 am
My favorite is Homer Swami
April 3, 2011 at 8:27 am
He also thinks photographing his own erection is art.
I’m not entirely sure why he’s got an MFA, but I’m sure the schools he was trained at have a lot to do with it; art is a strange and highly political world with lots of people passing bad work off as “highly original” self-taught instead of “needs training and better imagination”.
April 3, 2011 at 11:41 am
Amen to that. The Art Emperor is buck nekkid. I made the mistake of minoring in art and spent four years trying to keep my eyes from rolling right out of my head.
April 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm
I wonder if he practiced his… unusual… methods of painting while he was getting his degree. That would make studio classes rather awkward.
April 3, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Sorry Mr Wasted Art Degree. I don’t believe painting your body with finger paints and dressing your wee-wee is art. More an act of public masturbation.
April 2, 2011 at 10:50 pm
After a few seconds I started gagging. I couldn’t watch anymore. The fucking bullshit people do to get noticed.
April 2, 2011 at 10:51 pm
http://keithboadwee.com/zoom/984×588/645116.html
dude TOTALLY copied this from a photoshop someone made for Regretsy ages ago..
he’s more than a little bit obsessed with nutsacks given a look at his website
April 3, 2011 at 12:23 am
Thanks for the NSFWONP (Not safe for work or normal people) warning.
April 2, 2011 at 10:52 pm
I made it 58 seconds into the video before I had to shut if off. I say we punch anyone who actually buys this stuff. These bodily fluid “artists” need an intervention. If there is one cutting their fingers and painting with the blood please don’t tell me–I don’t want to know.
April 3, 2011 at 6:06 am
I went to art school for a while and the most celebrated entry in the end of the year art show was a heart painted with finger blood. Yeah, I did not finish art school.
April 3, 2011 at 8:21 am
Gina Pane, Marina Abramovic…wait, we’re going a lot beyond fingers here.
April 3, 2011 at 11:44 am
But artists never have health insurance, so she needs those sales to get treatment for the previously described damage her “art” is inflicting on her body.
April 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I can’t believe this. I used to work in the sex industry and men have paid me to watch them shove tampons in their ass and now these two nutballs make me look boring. Time to go get me another girl and a cup.
April 3, 2011 at 12:16 am
Hey. Sorry I’m late. Traffic.
April 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm
It’s like a Jackson Pollack/Karen Carpenter love child.
(Yes I know Karen Carpenter was anorexia but the only really famous bulimic I could think of was Terri Schiavo and I kind of felt bad about using that in my example. Maybe the rum and cokes have lessened my love of poor taste.)
April 2, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Uggh, I seriously typed Pollack instead of Pollack. Fuck. I’m going to bed.
April 2, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Don’t correct me, please. I’m so ashamed. POLLOCK. Why isn’t there an edit feature???
April 3, 2011 at 12:15 am
your name completely redeems you!!
April 3, 2011 at 12:27 am
Paula Abdul? Lindsay Lohan? Geri Halliwell? Sharon Osborne? Tracey Gold?
I’m sure there are more, these are just the ones who have gone public.
April 3, 2011 at 8:11 am
Portia DeRossi
April 3, 2011 at 7:38 am
Traci Gold? The Olson Twins? Any supermodel besides Cindy Crawford and RuPaul?
Karen Carpenter never would have done something that could effect her voice.
April 3, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Karen Carpenter did have bulimia too. She died of heart failure partly because of all the syrup of ipecac she had used. Which is bad for your heart.
April 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm
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April 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Look it up, mapleleaves. Look at some of the pictures of her later in her life and read some of the statements her brother made. It is very sad, but it is true.
April 3, 2011 at 9:17 pm
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April 2, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Vincent Van Vomit and Marc Shitgall
April 2, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Love the Waynes World refrence, love the Lincoln refrence.
April 2, 2011 at 11:01 pm
A) Not watching this.
B) I hope it gets on her shoes.
April 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Watched entire video, did not flinch at the decline of humanity. Success.
I will be making an ACEO of this painting in the near future. And also of this Russian mail order bride wannabe. I have to commemorate these precious ‘netscape memories for all to treasure.
April 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm
No, I will not use the methods used in this video. There will be no vomiting onto tiny cardstock.
April 3, 2011 at 3:15 am
Neti Pot & Spit.
.
OK, will go smack myself around a lot now.
April 3, 2011 at 3:44 am
Yep. Guess who’s going to go put dye in her neti pot now. Oh, yeah. Me. I can just feel the money rolling in.
April 3, 2011 at 6:45 pm
And don’t think we don’t appreciate it.
April 2, 2011 at 11:16 pm
i commend you. i couldn’t watch. you know i think you have career possibility for bio-hazards clean up. that job pays lots of sweet cash.
April 2, 2011 at 11:04 pm
AUGH!!! nsfw!!!! except, i dont have a job… so…. nsfe!!! (not safe for eyes)
April 2, 2011 at 11:11 pm
i’ll second that one.
April 2, 2011 at 11:52 pm
…Was that already your name?
April 3, 2011 at 3:48 am
yes… yes it was. its also my domain name.
April 3, 2011 at 11:31 am
I wonder how much the “artist” would pay you for that.
April 2, 2011 at 11:05 pm
God, and that guy is fairly attractive too. Can you imagine the blind date situation with this guy? You’ve had a couple drinks, everything’s going well. He’s charming and sweet…
“Yeah, so what do you do for a living?”
“Well…now don’t gross out…some people can’t handle this.”
“Oh, *pffffft*, I’ve seen and heard it all.”
“Well, I uh…I…shoot paint out of my ass, someone takes a photo, and I sell it.”
“The painting or the photo?”
“Both.”
Check
Please.
April 2, 2011 at 11:17 pm
Oh, come on. This guy is multitalented. Sometimes he paints his scrotum and uses it as a hat for toys. And sometimes he puts doll’s heads on his penis. You gotta love a guy like that.
April 2, 2011 at 11:17 pm
While I did eventually notice that he’s not bad looking, the first thing I saw is that he has that blue shit all over his legs.
April 3, 2011 at 12:59 am
Used smurfs instead of gerbils. Those unlucky smurfing bastards.
April 3, 2011 at 7:41 am
Is this Gargamel’s illegitimate son?
April 2, 2011 at 11:43 pm
True, he is multitalented…maybe I’ve been too harsh; maybe he deserves another chance. No really though, my bf occasionally works from home. When I get home from my job, I find him in the kitchen on his laptop. Usually the dog is nearby and he might be sipping on some coffee. (My bf, not the dog.)
Dating this guy?
“Honey, I’m…”
There’s your man, spread eagle, legs in the air, a viscous paint/shit enema spraying forth from his anus.
“Oh, hey honey! I decided to work from home today!”
April 3, 2011 at 7:30 am
That word picture was wonderful!
April 3, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Thanks! I try to be an expert wordsmith, particularly when it comes to matters as serious as this.
April 2, 2011 at 11:49 pm
What about family night with the folks? His parents must be so proud. “Look, over the mantel, we have one of little Keith’s first work on pampers.”
April 2, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Abso-fucking-lutely!
“Keith was always spraying something or other out of his ass…guess he never stopped. Now that’s how he makes his living!”
That pair of Pampers will be worth a fortune once he’s the world’s most renowned ass-spray artiste!
April 2, 2011 at 11:06 pm
What’s really sad is the barf-girl is wearing a huge honking engagement ring, and someone halfway normal, friendly, nice, and non-barfing like myself constantly scrapes the bottom of the barrel and spends every night alone being the crazy bird lady.
I have renewed hope there is someone out there in the world for me, now. Thank you crazy barf-girl.
April 2, 2011 at 11:12 pm
I only wish I was alone. Enjoy being the crazy bird lady while you can.
April 2, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Would you want to marry the guy that wants to marry her?
April 3, 2011 at 1:01 am
A gag reflex like that can certainly ruin a good crotch-lecture
April 3, 2011 at 10:38 am
She’s probably engaged to some asshat who thinks her work is “brilliant” and “refreshingly non-conformist.” You don’t want that.
April 2, 2011 at 11:09 pm
this is me NOT watching that video seriously. thanks april for the information. about things i never wanted to know about. thank god as i’m getting older the horrible things ive seen can be forgotten. (although im still trying really hard to forget the knit body suit BDSM stuff)
sader though the things i saw when young never ever go away.. like one day at a craft show in Wilmington a big shirtless man walked past me… this would be of little note, if he hadn’t been hairier than an ape with a slouching posture and short stature. as he passed there was a huge silver patch saddle shaped on his back. if his skin barley seen under the hair hadn’t been pasty i would of called the cops and asked if the zoo lost their gorilla.
April 2, 2011 at 11:09 pm
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April 2, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Keith’s is more shart than art.
April 2, 2011 at 11:16 pm
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April 3, 2011 at 12:33 am
I am not sure whether to give a thumbs up or a thumbs down.
Thumbs down on the content. I’ll just go with that and not click on either.
April 3, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Hah, I have to agree. It’s pathetic and sad that people actually think that something shocking means that its art.
April 2, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Pricasso > These two. At least he has talent. =p
April 3, 2011 at 12:03 am
This is gold.
April 2, 2011 at 11:24 pm
I was thinking “oh hell what can be worst than vomit girl” when I found this goatse moment.
April 2, 2011 at 11:26 pm
I failed at embedding image. So I’ll post link, safer for the innocent eyes.
http://keithboadwee.com/zoom/984×588/645116.html
April 2, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Blue paint shitting guy-yeah I’d totally hit that.
Twice.
April 3, 2011 at 1:04 am
With a blunt instrument.
April 3, 2011 at 3:21 am
Or a restraining order.
April 2, 2011 at 11:27 pm
He just smurfed all over that smurfing canvas.
April 2, 2011 at 11:41 pm
and that icon goes perfect with that
April 2, 2011 at 11:32 pm
Thats nothing…..you should see the masterpieces I get to clean up every day at the old folks home….
April 2, 2011 at 11:35 pm
I had fogotten about that guy shooting pait out of his ass…
April 3, 2011 at 12:34 am
I want to.
April 2, 2011 at 11:37 pm
And to think, I might have gone my whole life without seeing someone shit paint.
April 2, 2011 at 11:44 pm
i think i still could of and been a happy ignorant little camper.
April 3, 2011 at 1:07 am
There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint
-Limerick
April 2, 2011 at 11:41 pm
I think I have to show this to my art major friends… I know three awesome people who have really amazing talent (non bodily function related) and I would love to see their reaction to the bulimic chick who gets paid to puke to classical music and the man who has himself photographed squirting purple paint out of his ass… This considering that they are all trying really hard to get gallery spots and someday making money off of their work.
I think I saw some part of the Jackass series where someone does the ass thing with beer, any chance there is a connection??? 95% of the photos on this guy’s gallery look like things that he maybe did on a dare and a buddy snapped a pic for later use against him. Maybe bribery gone terribly awry??
April 2, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Just read her Q&A… someone broached the topic of that fine line between art and vulgarity and the puke artist states that if she was throwing up last night’s dinner for shock value then it would be vulgar (but because it’s pretty colors and she got opera singers to back her up it’s art?)
Also, apparently she’s a big hit in Berlin.
April 3, 2011 at 12:01 am
Pic 2 is how Martha Stewart should apply her embossing powder.
April 3, 2011 at 12:04 am
Keep calm and vomit.
Keep calm and shart paint.
April 3, 2011 at 12:10 am
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April 3, 2011 at 3:40 am
I agree – and more chiaroscuro. She could shade with Hershey squirts.
April 3, 2011 at 12:24 am
Welp – so far it seems ‘classier’ than the hipster fingering herself with Spaghetti O’s ‘performance art.’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
April 3, 2011 at 1:03 am
When you’re the bargain basement version of a lady puking on canvas, it might be time for some major life changes. Just sayin.
I hope this girl’s parents aren’t youtube savvy. (also the completely disillusioned crowd of hipsters is hilarious. even they aren’t buying this shit)
April 3, 2011 at 3:25 am
I managed to watch just over a minute of that video, and the whole time, I’m thinking: “She needs an electric can-opener.” Then I got bored and closed the tab.
April 3, 2011 at 7:41 am
Say What? Can we say “yeast infection”?
April 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Best youtube comment:
“Man, I’ve never wanted to throw a molotov coctail at a group of people more than this one.”
I heartily concur.
April 3, 2011 at 12:26 am
That’s it. I’m calling my ex and his Belching Beer Buddies and throwing a party. After the first three rounds, I’ll say I can’t remember which of them can belch the national anthem, serve them yellowish bubble soap, and charge admission to the “performance”.
I’ll charge extra because the Art is so Ephemeral.
April 3, 2011 at 12:28 am
After our “Bake Sale to Benefit Buiimia” failed we found it easier just to shit a real rainbow!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mixedspecies/3984946206
-the Mixed Species guys-
April 3, 2011 at 12:43 am
Is it wrong that I want a milkshake right after watching that?
April 3, 2011 at 1:08 am
She must have inspired me. Watching her create “art”, made me do the same thing she did. I just didn’t have my video camera nearby.
April 3, 2011 at 1:18 am
It’s times like this I question the art world.
But as an artist myself (lol, well.. trying to be), I have to ask how is something like this:
acceptable and appreciated??? Really…. he even teaches college, for fuck’s sake!
@anthropochick: WTF? I give up.
April 3, 2011 at 2:23 am
Is that a stalk of asparagus in a mortarboard and tassel behind her?
April 3, 2011 at 7:42 am
I believe that green thing behind her is a toilet.
This guy is Freud’s dream patient.
April 3, 2011 at 9:26 am
I wonder if this is done consciously for publicity and $$$ or out of a genuine INNER CREATIVE URGE
April 3, 2011 at 8:59 pm
i know i’m feeling an urgent second wind coming on…shouldn’t have had that 8th beer…
April 3, 2011 at 2:33 am
In art school I learned two things: art school is a waste of money.
…no, wait–two things. Art is a loosely and quite personally defined term. People with money to waste on art often don’t really know what they’re doing. History is written by the victors, and in many cases (most noticeable in recent times), the victors had shitty taste in art.
April 3, 2011 at 7:58 am
So we went from the Academie, that rejected the Impressionists and Fauvists, to Soviet propaganda and censorship of art, to praising something that was squirted out of a guy’s ass.
This post sets the standard for the South Park kids trying to make art that gets on Regretsy.
April 3, 2011 at 9:03 pm
I dunno, though. If a fellow art student said to me, “Hey, I have this great idea for a painting. Now, hear me out … I’m gonna shove paint up my ass and squirt it onto canvas!” I’d be contacting the guidance counsellor, and maybe the nice men in white coats. It amazes me that some people would consider that “art”, rather than a possible mental illness.
April 3, 2011 at 7:22 am
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April 3, 2011 at 7:44 am
Hey, it’s the mittens chick! You know, the one who really likes bears…
April 3, 2011 at 6:48 pm
I know – total waste of a good can of Spaghetti O’s!! And I love how it all went down at a Forever 21.
But honestly – can you not see the value in this painting? Clearly it’s a statement on contemporary race-relations. See how Her dark skin makes Her invisible until She puts on White Face and White Mittens? Then the capitalist toilet we call ‘modernity’ accepts Her existence.
Or something about how she was cleaning the toilet naked, when something flew out of it onto her head- and now she’s running away.
One of those.
April 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
I’d be slightly impressed if this was one of his poop paintings…
And am I the only one who sees Dakota Fanning in the first picture?
April 3, 2011 at 2:30 am
There ain’t nothin new under the sun–we were passing around “tub girl” as “fecal japan” back in the BBS days. And didn’t Warhol pay people to do shit like this? (pun intended)
Is there anything like this on Etsy? In all honesty I’ve never delved into Etsy very deeply. Mostly because I grew up with a dad who worked in waste-water and from a young age was curbed of any strong desire to wade through shit recreationally.
April 3, 2011 at 3:39 am
I got over 400 results searching Etsy for “shit,” but most involved polymer clay turds.
I did, however, find this pretty quickly:
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/21/leonardo-da-stinky/
April 3, 2011 at 3:46 am
That woman is an insult to my namesake.
April 3, 2011 at 4:57 am
Keith did it first!
http://keithboadwee.com/artwork/645117_Barfing_Angel.html
Apparently this girl is a rank amateur.
April 3, 2011 at 9:10 am
And this!
April 3, 2011 at 6:06 am
What with those two and pighead-guy, I’m glad regretsy doesn’t have “Smell It in a Room”.
April 3, 2011 at 6:07 am
Canvas? I’d say wet bag!
April 3, 2011 at 6:56 am
I was in art school for a while, and I’d usually look up my professors to see examples of their work. The thought of having this guy as a teacher is enough to make me glad I changed majors.
April 3, 2011 at 7:11 am
Gives a new colour to the expression you are doing it arseways From now on, if I’m told that I would be in the position to answer yes, thank you, I’m very artistic
April 3, 2011 at 7:46 am
Ha! I’m going to use that now. And I will say “arse,” even if I am American.
April 3, 2011 at 7:57 am
April 3, 2011 at 9:53 am
“Arseways” is just one of the words that needs to make it over here to this side of the Atlantic. I’d also like to hear more “bollocks”, “gobshite”, and “stroppy” (though the latter isn’t any kind of vulgar language, I just like the sound of it.”
April 3, 2011 at 10:08 am
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April 3, 2011 at 7:53 am
As an American, “Arseways” sounds like a trucking company. Maybe they specialize in butt art relocation and disposal.
April 3, 2011 at 7:29 am
I don’t know what to say… o_O
April 3, 2011 at 7:47 am
So….someone took “Two Girls One Cup” and tried to make it art? (Dear god don’t Google that if you don’t know what it is).
This is an illustration of EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG with the art world. They are the fucking shock jocks of art, and the reason that it’s harder and harder for real artists with real talent to get taken seriously.
April 3, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Sort of sounds like the problem with etsy; just replace the term “shock jocks” with “craftards” and waa la!
April 3, 2011 at 7:48 am
That guy has an MFA from Berkley and a job teaching other people ‘art.’ All from several paintings stolen from kindergarteners and squirting stuff out of his ass. What are his lesson plans like? Now I’m picturing all of my (non-art) professors squirting and I need psych therapy.
I did kind of like the cookie monster penis though…
April 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm
AKA Butt Boy, he was almost kicked out of Cal.
April 3, 2011 at 7:51 am
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April 3, 2011 at 7:52 am
I could have done without seeing those, but now that I have. There are places for people like them, MENTAL HOSPITALS.
April 3, 2011 at 8:03 am
They could also take up a position of a jester for very rich people.
April 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Hey, that’s not fair. Crazy people make some damn fine art. They’d turn up their noses at crap like this, too.
April 3, 2011 at 7:58 am
This is a quote from one of his reviewers
…”Which leads us to the best piece in the show “Untitled (piss in mouth)”, which is quite simply Boadwee on his back, aiming a stream of urine into his own mouth. As a stunt it is full of self effacing narcissism, conflating Eros, humiliation, self sufficient grandiosity and an allusion to the spectacle that is the artist’s way.”
The photo that accompanies this feat is not, however, taken in a gallery. It seems that this guy’s ‘transgressive’ performance art is ‘too volatile’ for that, and takes place in his own backyard most of the time. (lucky neighbors).
It seems he actually is an adjunct at california college of the arts, a school which proudly proclaims that it IS accredited! http://www.cca.edu/academics/faculty/kboadwee
April 3, 2011 at 8:03 am
Oh my, some of the really big names of pottery graduated from that college!
April 3, 2011 at 8:05 am
You lost me at hello
April 3, 2011 at 8:47 am
I found this review too:
” Does Professor Boadwee imagine this is shocking and provocative to anyone besides small children and idiots? Doesn’t he realise that his displays just look desperate and rather sad? And the obligatory reference to “identity politics” can’t hide the fact that the professor can’t bear to take himself out of the picture:
“Here I am naked and smeared with paint, unattractively.”
“Here I am shitting paint onto a canvas, unattractively.”
“Oh look, here are my unattractive genitals.”
“Oh look, here they are again.””
April 3, 2011 at 8:13 am
Gunter Brus just told me shitting on canvas was old hat in the art world by the 1970′s, at least in Vienna. That Bide-a-wee guy is about as original as Glitterbiscuits and they’re both wallowing in the same medium/mentality.
April 3, 2011 at 8:19 am
That update badly needs a NSFW tag. o.O
April 3, 2011 at 9:26 am
It really needs a NSFA tag (Not Safe For ANYTIME).
April 3, 2011 at 8:24 am
Should I be worried that while this disgusts me, I am not shocked by it at all?
April 3, 2011 at 11:43 am
No, you shouldn’t, because while disgusting, it’s not at all original as human excrement has been used by posers to substitute for art for decades now.
It would be more worrying if it did shock you. I’m thinking you’d almost have to be in the same dark closet as the person who was shocked by Lady Gaga’s pop songs.
Honestly, puking and shitting on canvas is so passé.
April 3, 2011 at 8:40 am
“What’s this beautiful new artwork?” “Oh this? It’s my Guy-shitting-paint-on-a-canvas. Doesn’t it compliment the Catsuit-girl-vomit piece nicely? And both of them are finally losing the fetid smell!”
April 3, 2011 at 8:45 am
The really unnerving thing is that (Turner prize-winning) Martin Creed already did this at least five years ago.
April 3, 2011 at 9:17 am
I refuse to watch that video. The still is all telling , for me. That having been said, what scares me more than the “artists” is that evidently there is a market for this crap (and puke)? Seriously? WTF is wrong with people?
April 3, 2011 at 9:25 am
Today’s language lesson:
NO QUIERO
NE VEUX PAS
WILL NICHT
WIL NIET
Я НЕ ХОЧУ
ฉันไม่ต้องการ
SITAKI
NÍL AG IARRAIDH
私は望んでいない
मैं नहीं चाहता
لا أريد
ODAY OTNAY ANTWAY
April 3, 2011 at 11:49 am
من نمی خواهم
Je ne veux pas!
I sort of feel like most of those deserve an exclamation point…
April 3, 2011 at 9:34 am
Vomit girl is seriously disgusting. Also I am disproportionately bothered by the fact her shoes don’t fit her. She’s gonna have throat cancer, no teeth AND bunions.
April 3, 2011 at 9:47 am
My brain just broke.
April 3, 2011 at 9:49 am
I think I just became a conservative Republican.
April 3, 2011 at 12:10 pm
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
April 3, 2011 at 10:09 am
This post reminds me of a horrible, horrible, pants shittingly terrible video someone forwarded me on facebook. It originally was on the website “Hipster runoff”- which is reason enough to claw your eyes out before watching it.
But here you go Regretsy..I give you a live “art” performance of a dirty hipster squirting spagettio’s out of her bajingo. (If you don’t want to barf I suggest muting the sound)
April 3, 2011 at 10:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY <– Go!
April 6, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I got to the part, at the beginning, where she drops her speculum, next to her beer and I ran away… I couldn’t watch. Maybe after about 6 drinks????
April 3, 2011 at 11:35 am
Stay tuned for her follow up painting that will include little, white, fluffy clouds made out of her molars. I mean she’ll have to find some kind of some re-purposing for them after they fall out from all that vomiting.
April 3, 2011 at 11:36 am
Oh, yeah! I forgot to write this as well: What an asshole!
April 3, 2011 at 11:43 am
poop art guy also has this:
April 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm
This disturbs me more than his crapping art photo. Looks like Burt is wearing a Boudin sausage on his head.
April 3, 2011 at 7:15 pm
It kind of looks like he’s wearing a turban. That sunburn looks painful though.
April 6, 2011 at 4:00 pm
He’s painted himself… He’s a very busy guy… pooping, painting, pooping paint, showing the world his asshole… He hardly ever rests.
April 3, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Is he covered in rust paint?
April 3, 2011 at 11:44 am
“I’m afraid I just blue myself.”
April 5, 2011 at 3:26 am
pic?
April 3, 2011 at 11:53 am
He should team up with Stephen Cohen, who frequently performs with dildos and butt-plugs. Sometimes both. However, the winner for me would be the sparklers in his buttocks.
http://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/stevencohen/gallery.htm
April 3, 2011 at 12:07 pm
I have met Boadwee before, he felt the need to explain the process of this particular piece to me.
April 3, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Oh god! Why did i see that guys other artwork!
now i can’t unsee!
April 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Don’t worry, a year later you will no longer remember. I did remember though not to look this time:)
April 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
FYI Keith was known as “Butt Boy” at Cal.
April 4, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Well, that’s pretty clear.
April 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm
OMG…..does this mean I can find a profitable benefit to a yeast infection?
Off to Michaels for a Canvas, and food coloring
April 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm
as someone who cultures body fluids for a living, all I can think is do their bacterias dye pretty colors too?
April 3, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I made an account just to ask this:
Is he the goatse guy?
April 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm
He is his alternate version in a parellel universe
April 4, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Not even close to Goatse in terms of shall we say, capacity and flexibility.
It’s a reworked Magritte quote:
http://www.csulb.edu/~karenk/20thcwebsite/438final/ah438fin-Full.00044.html
April 5, 2011 at 3:28 am
William H Macy after cosmetic surgery.
April 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Seeing her vomit so much, I began to worry about what all that acid would do to her tooth enamel (that’s what I get for working at a dental office for 4 years)…happy to know she’s puking up milk.
I’m sure that is very good for her bones.
(right.)
Also, I would be more impressed if she was puking up Skittles.
April 3, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Well, that would really be puking rainbows!
April 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm
In about a year you’ll be able to smell this “art” more than you’ll be able to see it. lucky us.
April 3, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Keith’s mother must be so proud…
April 3, 2011 at 10:09 pm
both of these things are just cliche and so predicatble wannabe-a-farty-artist. My god they are both plain dumb
April 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm
This is why I hate modern art.
April 6, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Like I said (below) no one, not even their horrid mothers, think this is “art.” Some assholes will defend it as being “art” and tell you that art is meant to cause people to “think” or “feel” or “react.” If it makes me feel like I want to barf, it is not “art.”
April 4, 2011 at 3:05 am
And these people probably get funding/make money from this. I hate the world.
April 4, 2011 at 3:05 am
The main reason why I am so disturbed is that the guy likes just like the kid from Growing Pains…you know…the little blonde guy that played that Kirk Cameron’s little brother. And he looks surprised, like he just now realized that he used to be a child actor, now turned smurf-hole.
April 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
Seriously?
Seriously??!!
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ART.
April 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
This isn’t art. They are just saying it is. Don’t worry. This is art:
http://www.russianartgallery.org/famous/fedotov.htm
http://www.russianartgallery.org/famous/vodkin_redhorse.htm
http://www.russianartgallery.org/famous/malyavin_whirlwind.htm
Art should connect you to humanity, not separate you from it. I don’t care what any moronic art professor says. I know it when I see it.
April 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm
You seriously think any of us consider this to be “art?” Not likely.
April 4, 2011 at 11:10 pm
‘My work has been compared to Pollack, I do have a lot of respect for him’ You mean POLLOCK YOU IMBECILE??
Also, as an opera singer, I’d like to say those girls are out of tune and really? The duet from ‘Lakme’? The most overused and cliche bit of classical music ever? All I can think of is car commercials.
April 5, 2011 at 10:32 am
I KNEW the puke artist’s name was familiar. She made a film with Lady Gaga for the Monster Ball.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiT4nhrn_Mk&NR=1
April 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Ok… I tiptoed over to mr poop on a canvas’s website and have to say… I wonder who buys his shit…
April 12, 2011 at 11:10 pm
My husband says that this looks like shit. I have to agree, this painting is shitty.