Now, when you say, “custom”, do you mean “painting you and your husband at 1:87 scale”? Because I’m not sure I want to get married in the Department 56 Wedding Village.

By the way, this takes four weeks to arrive, so hopefully Dumbledore’s spell will have worn off by then and you’ll be tall enough to refuse the package.

Okay, what happened here? It looks like her tits caught fire and she tried to put it out with her purse.

- Submitted by Christopher