Actually I was quite sure it was that Kate; I was pointing out that due to the “quality” of the painting it seemed rather presumptuous for the seller to refer only to “kate” without providing further information.
They’ve aged her 20 years for starters. Drank too much beer to even begin commenting on this effectively. Beginning to think the artist was very drunk too!
Agreed. Her artistic interpretation of the future princess is quite wrinkly. “Very realistic. Very beautiful. Very surprising that the canvas wasn’t wadded up and then re-stretched upon completion.”
Ok, that definitely is better and the Epic Fail more appropriate than the “CHARLIE SHEEN” posters video detailing the exploits of pooping in a cup and eating it, from this morning…
I had to do a double take. Once I realized which Kate they were attempting, I decided I prefer the side-by-side refrigerator more today than yesterday.
You would think a future princess would be able to buy a hat that wasn’t 3 sizes too small to fit her head but in this economy even royalty have fallen on hard times.
I am finding this very hard to look at for the same reason. Getting a little nauseous… didn’t know I would need to take dramamine before visiting Regretsy today!
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So……. I need written permission to put this on the wall and/or to throw it in the back of the closet under all the bins of clothing that I can’t fit into anymore..?
I’ll be nice. And probably get a bunch of thumbs-down for it…
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yeah, she really needs to head back to Life Drawing 101 if she wants to keep doing portraits first you make an oval… The skin color and shading on “Kate” are very nice (especially right around the “jaw line”) the shape is just all wrong.
Definitely Thomas Kincade-inspired, but none of his “work” can be part of a blue heron collection, unlike her Realistic Blue Heron Highly Detailed Artwor (“a wonderful edition to anyones Blue heron collection”)
I agree. Some of her work I’d love to have, but her portraits of real people suck. She should stick with fictional people and landscapes and abstract pieces.
It’s really nice to have fans and have people painting portraits of you, but a realistic portrait like that takes the fun out of being engaged into royalty…
I thought the original looked like Penelope and googled her face but she doesn’t make that freaky oversmile for photographers so its way too hard to find a photo with the right expression
I had to look twice.*.whatthadoubletake? *”Is that the skinny tramp from friends and Tracy ullmans and that guy with a Wang necks child? ” I personally call it ” chupacabre and Minnie driver got wasted on E….this is what happened.
Ok, I’ve been wondering this since the fridge post: Why the ridiculous, crap-buying hysteria over royal British weddings? I mean, I get that it is a big deal to bring someone new into the royal family, but why the tea towels? Or the commemorative garden gnomes? Or the mugs? Or the t-shirts? Or the fridges, for crissakes? What’s next, commemorative condoms? Is there a Brit in the house who can explain this to me? Because I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
This lady didn’t paint it; she found it in an attic somewhere, aging as Kate Middleton should be, and if Kate ever sees it she’ll DIE. But at least we know the future Princess will be young and pretty forever. Oscar Wilde totally predicted this sort of shit would happen.
I like some of the artist’s abstracts and she has some bit of talent there, but portraiture is just NOT her thing. If she calmed down the contrast on many of these, I would actually like them quite a bit.
I just don’t understand why Americans bother fawning attention over the entire “Royal Family” thing. We are in AMERICA now folks, and have been for over 200 yrs!
To be fair, she does a really good job with texture, that hair is much better than any hair I could have painted, she just really needs to work on her anatomy, angles and proportions.
March 31, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Perfection.
March 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Kate who?
March 31, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Middleton Prince’s girl
March 31, 2011 at 3:55 pm
That’s right, they all have just one name.
Appolonia, Vanity, Wendy and Lisa…
March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Actually I was quite sure it was that Kate; I was pointing out that due to the “quality” of the painting it seemed rather presumptuous for the seller to refer only to “kate” without providing further information.
March 31, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Why does this look like a brunette Kristin Chenoweth to me?
Now I am hearing her chirpy fucking voice in my head.
March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm
March 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
DAMN YOU!
March 31, 2011 at 3:34 pm
I couldn’t help myself.
March 31, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Dear god what in fresh hell is this?
March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
They’ve aged her 20 years for starters. Drank too much beer to even begin commenting on this effectively. Beginning to think the artist was very drunk too!
March 31, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Agreed. Her artistic interpretation of the future princess is quite wrinkly. “Very realistic. Very beautiful. Very surprising that the canvas wasn’t wadded up and then re-stretched upon completion.”
March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
who took a shovel to ET’s face?!
March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
It looks more like Cameron Diaz to me…
March 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I’m seeing Ariana Huffington / Cameron Diaz as well =p
March 31, 2011 at 4:00 pm
It’s the mile-wide smile. If this were 30 years ago and the model was blonde: Farrah Fawcett.
March 31, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Maybe a little Diaz/Maria Schriver, they both resemble the Crypt Keeper
March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Why does she keep calling Tila Tequila ‘Kate’?
March 31, 2011 at 2:22 pm
March 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Ok, that definitely is better and the Epic Fail more appropriate than the “CHARLIE SHEEN” posters video detailing the exploits of pooping in a cup and eating it, from this morning…
March 31, 2011 at 9:13 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:43 pm
OK, this made up for you getting that chirpy voice stuck in my head again. Granted I heard the laugh in my head as Kristin C…
March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Looks like she’s wearing an earing she may have nabbed off etsy. And whatever is on top of her hat may have come from there too.
March 31, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Oh, and did she give the poor girl an adam’s apple?
Nevermind. I see now it’s just a turkey neck.
March 31, 2011 at 2:09 pm
I humbly beg to differ…
March 31, 2011 at 3:47 pm
oh shit that made my day!!
April 1, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Yayy! I’m glad ^^
March 31, 2011 at 2:09 pm
with more than a healthy dash of
March 31, 2011 at 2:10 pm
balls!! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ARDo07TDQlY/Ro1QZ9fMRII/AAAAAAAAA5k/HhIZyMIeEz4/s1600-h/fear.jpg
March 31, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I knew I had seen this somewhere before!
March 31, 2011 at 2:28 pm
… a healthy dash of balls?
March 31, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Thank you! I knew it was ringing a bell, but I couldn’t remember where I had seen this before!
March 31, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Yikes, it looks like the sides of her mouth are trying to run away in opposite directions.
March 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm
I was imagining from the color of the background that she was being sucked into some sort of whirlpool. That might explain the fucked up mouth. Maybe.
March 31, 2011 at 2:10 pm
She has a dick for a neck…
March 31, 2011 at 2:10 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I think you’re being way too kind with your math today. IMO you left one factor out of the equation:
March 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
So instead of saying “I do,” Kate says “My precious”?
March 31, 2011 at 6:21 pm
When he presented her the ring and asked for her hand she replied….
“Me wants it.”
March 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm
i’m sorry, kate who?
March 31, 2011 at 2:15 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm
oh wait, kate middleton. nice.
March 31, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Winslet, duh.
March 31, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I had to do a double take. Once I realized which Kate they were attempting, I decided I prefer the side-by-side refrigerator more today than yesterday.
March 31, 2011 at 3:54 pm
…but not as much as tomorrow. (Not often that a Spiral Staircase song can be appropriately cited. Inappropriately? Way too often.))
March 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm
You would think a future princess would be able to buy a hat that wasn’t 3 sizes too small to fit her head but in this economy even royalty have fallen on hard times.
March 31, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I was gong to comment on the god-awful hat myself. It looks a bit like her head/face just started rapidly swelling in random places.
March 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I’m seeing a dash of Rachel Dratch in there.
March 31, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Ooooo I didn’t see it until you pointed it out, but you’re totally right.
March 31, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I was thinking Amy Sedaris, but whatevs.
March 31, 2011 at 11:21 pm
My thoughts exactly. Totally Jerry Blank after a trip to the salon.
March 31, 2011 at 4:10 pm
I had to google her (I’m bad with names), but I found this photo because math is hard…
March 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Never throw water on a fat or chip pan fire, it’ll take your face off!
March 31, 2011 at 6:43 pm
My neighbor did that, and she got a free ride to the hospital.
March 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:13 pm
That’s Cherie Booth, Mrs Tony Blair.
And people haven’t started calling the future Mrs Wales just ‘Kate’, have they? Yuck.
March 31, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Yes.
March 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm
I really, really thought that was Maria Shriver. My math skills aren’t very good.
March 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Am I the only thinking that hat looks like it’s ready to just fly off her head?
March 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm
She is right about one thing – I am stunned!
March 31, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Disturbed.
March 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Her youtube video of the painting….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXMYrjSQNE
*face palm*
March 31, 2011 at 2:52 pm
face palm indeed.
March 31, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Aahhh! The TEETH!!
March 31, 2011 at 2:57 pm
That is the creepiest zoom-in I have ever seen of anyone’s face, be it real, cartoon, or whimsicle.
TIME FOR VODKA
March 31, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Wow, that video was supercute…why the hell did she put that awful effect on it so you can’t even see what she’s doing.
April 1, 2011 at 10:53 am
I think the black teeth give her a certain je ne sais quois.
March 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Lady Cottington strikes again!
March 31, 2011 at 2:18 pm
“Realistic”?
March 31, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Well…she has two eyes….a nose…a mouth…
March 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Maybe not YOUR definition of reality (or anyone elses for that matter).
March 31, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I also sense a little Rebecca Black in the equation but that may just be because tomorrow is Friday, it’s Friday…
March 31, 2011 at 2:35 pm
I saw Rebecca Black too. Rebecca Black and Rachel Dratch’s twatwaffled lesbian lovechild.
March 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm
A blue twatwaffle? I think the internet just exploded.
March 31, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Yep. A Blueberry twatwaffle with rhubarb-bajingo sauce.
So super creamy!!!
March 31, 2011 at 2:20 pm
I think she’s got a few too many teeth.
Or are Royals like sharks?
March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm
She looks like the child of Maria Shriver and a potato.
March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm
all I know is I couldn’t paint that…. drunk or sober. So hats off to her…. so I can at least cover my face.
March 31, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I get it. It’s a modern version of ‘Girl with a Pearl Earring’, but with a jellyfish on her head.
Are jellyfish steampunk yet?
March 31, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I’m more bothered by the perspective. It looks like the photo she was painting from was about to fall off the table or something. It makes me dizzy.
March 31, 2011 at 3:27 pm
I am finding this very hard to look at for the same reason. Getting a little nauseous… didn’t know I would need to take dramamine before visiting Regretsy today!
March 31, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Win for the lack of wall-eye. Fail for the lizard face.
March 31, 2011 at 2:24 pm
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So……. I need written permission to put this on the wall and/or to throw it in the back of the closet under all the bins of clothing that I can’t fit into anymore..?
March 31, 2011 at 2:44 pm
It’s more fun to wait for the cease & desist tantrum.
March 31, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Yeah there’s definitely some of this in there:
March 31, 2011 at 2:31 pm
March 31, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I was going to do cameron diaz & an alien, but I don’t know how!
March 31, 2011 at 2:41 pm
First you take them to a nice dinner…
March 31, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I’m lame; can someone tell me how to post images?
March 31, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I’ll be nice. And probably get a bunch of thumbs-down for it…
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March 31, 2011 at 3:08 pm
It’s nice to be nice. Sometimes.
March 31, 2011 at 3:11 pm
If someone else asks about the Club post passwords again, I might do a “Niagara Falls?!” on them.
March 31, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Thank you, but God damn! Club passwords are different than HTML. Why is it so hard to answer a question on Regretsy? There are entire books on how to write HTML. For fuck’s sake, you weren’t all born knowing how to write code. /end rant
March 31, 2011 at 6:46 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Sweet perspective-and-anatomy jesus. It’s like she’s slowly being sucked into a black hole shaped like a portobello mushroom.
March 31, 2011 at 2:52 pm
If by portabella mushroom you mean blue waffle, then yes.
March 31, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Why does her nose look collapsed? The equation almost needs a touch of Michael Jackson…
March 31, 2011 at 3:16 pm
This Michael Jackson?
March 31, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Or this one?
March 31, 2011 at 3:36 pm
I want this as a card to send to my friends when it seems appropriate.
March 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Oh my god. This card is appropriate all the time. It’s perfect for a wedding AND a funeral. Also, Easter.
March 31, 2011 at 3:46 pm
The coloring is right but the nose is too big.
March 31, 2011 at 4:00 pm
I think that’s Truman Capote.
March 31, 2011 at 2:38 pm
This is why I love Regresty…Hysterical!!
On a side note…the new thing to sell on Etsy is your twitter posts! Yay!!
http://www.etsy.com/teams/7718/site-help/discuss/6836372/page/1
March 31, 2011 at 2:38 pm
uh hem…REGRETSY…
March 31, 2011 at 2:39 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Aww…that was in reference to the guy who pronounces Etsy as Epsi…geez…don’t you know it’s bad to slap a puppy down?? *licking my wrists*
March 31, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Gee, they shut down the discussion in the forums, but they didn’t close down her shop…
March 31, 2011 at 3:26 pm
And she’s still in business. But the main thing is, they closed the thread.
March 31, 2011 at 4:25 pm
People are talking about flags that haven’t been taken care of…Let’s wrap this one up.
March 31, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Because talking about it is way worse than the fact that it actually exists.
March 31, 2011 at 3:58 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:40 pm
I was just thinking, some of her stuff is pretty good…then I saw this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/46774413/must-see-original-large-landscape
I mean, it’s still sorta good. In a Thomas-Kincade-meets-Terry-Redlin-meets-Three-Keyboard-Cat-Moon sort of way.
March 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Yes, her landscapes are quite nice. Her portraits need work…
Is supposed to be Vincent Price, I think, but he looks like Donald Sutherland in “Fool’s Gold”:
Who in turn looks like Principal Rooney from “Ferris Bueller” aged about thirty years.
March 31, 2011 at 2:57 pm
I think it says Matthew M in 25 years comparing it to the picture you posted. It’s the nose.
March 31, 2011 at 2:58 pm
yeah, she really needs to head back to Life Drawing 101 if she wants to keep doing portraits first you make an oval… The skin color and shading on “Kate” are very nice (especially right around the “jaw line”) the shape is just all wrong.
March 31, 2011 at 5:28 pm
She doesn’t seem to believe that people have chins.
April 1, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Ooh – I want that Vincent Price painting, but with the “eyes that follow you” effect added, and maybe some LED lights implanted in the pupils!
March 31, 2011 at 3:02 pm
That’s actually quite pretty. I mean it’s very heavy handed on the glowiness but it’s well done.
March 31, 2011 at 4:11 pm
She has a few pieces that I actually quite like.
March 31, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Definitely Thomas Kincade-inspired, but none of his “work” can be part of a blue heron collection, unlike her Realistic Blue Heron Highly Detailed Artwor (“a wonderful edition to anyones Blue heron collection”)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/52106989/realistic-blue-heron-highly-detailed
April 1, 2011 at 10:35 am
Why did I read that as “blue heroin”?
March 31, 2011 at 4:17 pm
I agree. Some of her work I’d love to have, but her portraits of real people suck. She should stick with fictional people and landscapes and abstract pieces.
March 31, 2011 at 4:19 pm
She might want to ditch the “realistic oil painting” look and try her hand at illustration.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/59002665/gorgeous-black-white-gray-red-woman?ref=v1_other_2
That’s kinda nice, if a little awkward in the wrist/arm. I’d buy a print or postcard of it.
March 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 2:44 pm
It’s really nice to have fans and have people painting portraits of you, but a realistic portrait like that takes the fun out of being engaged into royalty…
March 31, 2011 at 2:47 pm
I was expecting it to be Tracy Ullman + Roger Ebert = this painting.
March 31, 2011 at 3:02 pm
That would be insulting to Roger Ebert.
March 31, 2011 at 2:52 pm
This is nice and all but, can I get it on a fridge? That’s what’s important here.
March 31, 2011 at 3:32 pm
here you go!
March 31, 2011 at 3:57 pm
I think skewing it to fit on the frige made the perspective issue better actually…
And now she looks like Penelope Cruz.
March 31, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I thought the original looked like Penelope and googled her face but she doesn’t make that freaky oversmile for photographers so its way too hard to find a photo with the right expression
March 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm
SWEET! The ice dispenser kind of looks like an eye patch. Definite improvement!
March 31, 2011 at 2:53 pm
this makes me wince
March 31, 2011 at 2:55 pm
If she’s got the power to make people “Cartoon to real” then where the LIVING FUCK is Gambit from X-Men?
March 31, 2011 at 2:55 pm
You mean it isn’t a jacked up version of whoever it was that played Hermione in Harry Potter?
March 31, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I had to look twice.*.whatthadoubletake? *”Is that the skinny tramp from friends and Tracy ullmans and that guy with a Wang necks child? ” I personally call it ” chupacabre and Minnie driver got wasted on E….this is what happened.
March 31, 2011 at 3:04 pm
March 31, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Jerri Blank is so much hotter than this face-salad
March 31, 2011 at 3:05 pm
The details aren’t actually that bad, but her proportions are all wacked out. She should stick to surrealism. She could call it “Persistence of Face.”
March 31, 2011 at 3:51 pm
If she didn’t state they were realistic…i would think they were pretty cool in a different kind of sense…
March 31, 2011 at 3:55 pm
“…painted from several different photos I have seen of kate”…while reflected in a fun house mirror.
March 31, 2011 at 4:09 pm
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March 31, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Ok, I’ve been wondering this since the fridge post: Why the ridiculous, crap-buying hysteria over royal British weddings? I mean, I get that it is a big deal to bring someone new into the royal family, but why the tea towels? Or the commemorative garden gnomes? Or the mugs? Or the t-shirts? Or the fridges, for crissakes? What’s next, commemorative condoms? Is there a Brit in the house who can explain this to me? Because I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
March 31, 2011 at 4:22 pm
The royal family is a symbol of the nation, so it’s encouraging to see the next generation continuing the line.
I’m not British, but I figure this is why we couldn’t get JFK Jr. Wedding stuff at Macy’s.
March 31, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Oh, I get the encouragement, it’s the knick knacks that I don’t get.
And I would love to have a JFK Jr. garden gnome….
March 31, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Does anyone else see a touch of Daniel Radcliffe in there?
March 31, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I had a front row seat to Equus, so I think I speak with experience when I say “no.”
March 31, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Was it a big part?
March 31, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Couldn’t tell. It was cold in the theater.
March 31, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Sadly, this is destined to become someone’s horrific tattoo.
March 31, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Realistic? Compared to that, Kandinsky was a realist.
March 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm
This lady didn’t paint it; she found it in an attic somewhere, aging as Kate Middleton should be, and if Kate ever sees it she’ll DIE. But at least we know the future Princess will be young and pretty forever. Oscar Wilde totally predicted this sort of shit would happen.
March 31, 2011 at 4:52 pm
March 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I would probably like her stuff better if she would stop telling me how “Beautiful” and “Gorgeous” it all is. Let me decide that for myself.
March 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Too lazy to do math. But I knew I’d seen that face somewhere before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpoDbQ_Ip2A&feature=related
March 31, 2011 at 5:12 pm
It looks like someone flattened and twisted her bone structure around. Ouch!
March 31, 2011 at 5:12 pm
I like some of the artist’s abstracts and she has some bit of talent there, but portraiture is just NOT her thing. If she calmed down the contrast on many of these, I would actually like them quite a bit.
I just don’t understand why Americans bother fawning attention over the entire “Royal Family” thing. We are in AMERICA now folks, and have been for over 200 yrs!
March 31, 2011 at 5:13 pm
She did a great job on the hair!
March 31, 2011 at 5:14 pm
She actually has the ability to paint… just not people.
I’m pretty sure she got Kate confused for Christine.
March 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm
I have to respectfully disagree with Helen’s Regretsy math. I think this is a bit more accurate;
March 31, 2011 at 7:51 pm
One more.
April 1, 2011 at 3:12 am
At first I thought you had altered it to fit that pose…then I guffawed when I realized you didn’t.
March 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Needs more Botox..
March 31, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Okay, squint and picture her with black hair…. Michael Jackson!
March 31, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I’m pretty sure she put a picture of Kate in front of one of those wavy circus mirrors and painted that reflection.
March 31, 2011 at 6:46 pm
I really like her abstracts and landscapes – but faces…hmm no.
Too bad I can afford art anymore!
March 31, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Can we see this hand decaled to a uppurposed scrabble tile?
March 31, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Ahem.
April 1, 2011 at 12:02 am
Unless I missed it, I don’t think anyone mentioned what I first saw:
April 1, 2011 at 1:28 am
“Realistic”:
I don’t think it means what you think it means.
April 1, 2011 at 4:50 am
This is the first time I’ve looked at a picture on Regretsy and felt a NEED to try to fix it.
So I made this happen in my artistic ability (with GIMP on my netbook):
It still looks nothing like Kate, but at least the proportions and perspective no longer make my brain hurt.
*returns to lurking*
April 1, 2011 at 8:40 am
Somewhere around the nose is where the acid kicked in…
April 1, 2011 at 9:04 am
I think it’s really a painting of Jennifer Jason Leigh, but the seller is trying to pass it off as Kate.
April 1, 2011 at 10:56 am
To be fair, she does a really good job with texture, that hair is much better than any hair I could have painted, she just really needs to work on her anatomy, angles and proportions.
April 1, 2011 at 2:17 pm
A nightmare vision!
April 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Is this not a portrait of the girl from the vest with the smell posting?
April 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm
I thought it looked like a slightly head-crushed version of Tila Tequila…
April 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Let’s try this again…
April 26, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Who is the other woman with Courtney Cox?
May 4, 2011 at 3:54 am
I think she looks like Cherie Blair http://alannaonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cherie.jpg