Weekend Flashback
Wood, hemp, chunks of metal and a rusty spring. Boy, I bet that makes a beautiful sound. There’s nothing like laying in bed on a summer night, listening to a bunch of shit banging around in a tree. If I wanted to hear bottle caps and car keys all night, I’d sleep in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium.
March 27, 2011 at 1:34 pm
How can glass be “disgruntled”? Did it get laid off from its job as a bong, or what?
March 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
If you were part of that fuckery, wouldn’t you be disgruntled?
March 27, 2011 at 5:19 pm
I’m disgruntled just looking at it.
March 27, 2011 at 11:20 pm
I’ve always wished to see something described as ‘gruntled,’ just once.
March 27, 2011 at 1:57 pm
I was wondering that myself… Regular glass is hard enough to work with, much less disgruntled.
March 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Disgruntled is to Upcycled at Etsy as distressed is to Shabby Chic at Target.
God I hate these people.
March 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm
I think they meant “distressed,” but it works out pretty much the same.
March 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm
(A bong at least has a wind-chime sound in its NAME; -this assortment of couch-lint probably goes:”clank-thud-Ting”
March 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I don’t know about you, but my windchimes go “Ting.”
They also go “Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoom-fang-zowwwwzee,” but that’s another tale for another time.
March 28, 2011 at 5:34 am
Ni! (shhhhh)
March 27, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Disgruntled glass is 75% more likely to cut itself.
March 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
You beat me to it, cherriebomb. Seriously? Disgruntled beads? Is that a new lame term trying to replace an already existing useful term, like upcycled for recycled?
March 27, 2011 at 2:42 pm
What term is it replacing, though?
Oh, I know…”garbage”.
March 27, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Reminds me of my friend’s hair. He has these crazy dreads that he washes once a year (if he’s not too high to remember)
March 27, 2011 at 7:51 pm
i was just thinking that i bet this “windchime” sounds like when a friend of mine is walking. this fuckery honestly looks like his beard.
March 27, 2011 at 1:47 pm
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March 27, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Needs more cowbell.
March 27, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Preferably rusty.
March 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I love you for that.
March 27, 2011 at 3:23 pm
So *that* is what BOC’s The Red and the Black is about. A hillbilly windchime.
March 27, 2011 at 3:35 pm
That is the most brilliant use of “needs more cowbell”, evah!
March 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Love the MGD bottle caps. Now that is class.
March 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm
WAY better than Bud Light. THAT would be redneck.
March 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm
OMG, MGD! What a beautiful sound that must make, tinkling together with the other crap in the breeze.
March 27, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Looks kinda like a hippie that just crawled out of a dumpster behind a bar.
March 27, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Well, hey, at least the floor of their car is spotless now.
March 27, 2011 at 2:00 pm
But the keys totally make it steampunk. She’s missing her market..
March 27, 2011 at 2:57 pm
it is steaming alright. totally steampunk
March 27, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Music! Everything is music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGUbtyvXu-Y
March 27, 2011 at 2:05 pm
This is what happens when you pollute the ocean. The kraken’s offspring get their revenge as “wind chimes” ready to strangle you with their flotsam-bedecked tentacles any moment.
March 27, 2011 at 2:50 pm
aw.. dont involve me in this shit.. ive got nuthin to do with this pile.
March 27, 2011 at 2:07 pm
i like it
March 27, 2011 at 6:56 pm
We won’t hold it against you.
March 28, 2011 at 10:52 am
Not unless your tetanus jabs are up to date.
March 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm
yes we will, see the thumbs down he has (it wasn’t me)
March 27, 2011 at 2:16 pm
>>If I wanted to hear bottle caps and car keys all night, I’d sleep in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium.<<
Much like the soothing sound of my neighbor's "clever" beer can chime.
March 27, 2011 at 2:52 pm
I am so sorry for you.
March 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm
My cousin has a beer bottle windchime that someone made for her. The upside is that it doesn’t make any noise since it’s pretty small.
March 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Don’t mean to split hairs, but a wind chime that doesn’t make sound would maybe a “mobile?”
March 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Perhaps that beer can chime should “disappear” during the next windstorm…tiptoe carefully.
March 27, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Was this by any chance assembled at Georgia Bulldogs tailgate?
March 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm
This has to be the same household that has the empty bottle lawn decor.
March 27, 2011 at 2:38 pm
From The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
March 27, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Tetanus shot for rusty spring not included I see.
March 27, 2011 at 9:09 pm
No, but the syringe is a focal point of the Medical Waste Upcycled Wind Chime…
March 27, 2011 at 2:42 pm
My Captain Morgan’s bottle is totally gruntled! I am ready to start gruntling my Bacardi Silver next!
March 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Looks like the crap that gets stuck in the sewer grate after a heavy rain.
March 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm
does a tetanus shot come with purchase?
March 27, 2011 at 3:11 pm
All it needs are “beads” of upcycled dried poo to class it up.
March 27, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I Googled “disgruntled glass” on the off chance that it was something I didn’t know about but should. It wasn’t, but I did find this — it’s disgruntled and IN a glass. And maybe drinking it will take this macrame nightmare right out of my mind.
Disgruntled Elf recipe
serve in Highball Glass
1 oz white rum
1 oz triple sec
1 oz gold tequila
1 oz gin
2 oz sour apple mix
6 oz lemon-lime soda
Pour in rum, triple sec, tequila, gin, and sour apple martini mix. Then fill with lemon-lime soda (ex: Sprite, 7Up, Slice, Sierra Mist, etc.)
March 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Jeez!! -After two of those, that claptrap might even sound GOOD!!!
March 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I’m sure none of you will be offended if I substitute vodka for the gin.
March 27, 2011 at 9:35 pm
After that, I’m thinking that elf might be quite a bit more agreeable. Might even put out.
March 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm
I just see “Tetanus chime.” I’m just not very creative.
March 27, 2011 at 4:03 pm
”And it seems to me, that you lived your life
Like a beer cap in the wind
Never knowing why they’d strung you up –
Maybe too much gin?”
March 27, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I wish I could thumbs-up this more than once.
March 28, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Why, thank you, sir or madam.
March 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm
“Red and Black Garbage Chime” At least they aren’t liars.
March 27, 2011 at 4:51 pm
You beat me to it!
March 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm
It’s as if someone swept the floor after a key party and thought, “I’d like to commemorate the evening I contracted herpes.”
March 27, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Twenty-fucking-eight dollars for that crap????? Getting in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium only costs $20 and there’s only happy glass
March 27, 2011 at 10:08 pm
extra charge for its disgruntled nature
March 27, 2011 at 9:10 pm
Give me an hour to go through the junk drawer in my kitchen and I’ll come up with a greater and more lethal thing of beauty…
March 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm
I would be disguntled too if I was this pos hung up in some rednecks yard, is it held together by banjo wire by any chance?
March 28, 2011 at 6:48 am
hillbilly windchime needs more PBR bottle caps and some squirrels…
fucking -a
August 3, 2011 at 1:24 am
Instead of throwing a tantrum next time I tear the trash bag on the way to the can, I’m going to upcycle the shit that falls out.