Weekend Flashback
ANYONE, ANY AGE, ANY TIME, ANY OCCASION
Click here for readers’ Photoshops in the original comment thread
ANYONE, ANY AGE, ANY TIME, ANY OCCASION
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March 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Dads and grads anyone?
March 26, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Love the military one.
“We would like to present Private Kevin Waldenbruch with the Medal of Honor. Unfortunately, we’re all out of medals, but we heard this thing is just as good. Congrats.”
March 26, 2011 at 4:26 pm
“For Bravery in the Face of Clowns.”
March 26, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Hey, anyone who’d face down clowns DESERVES a medal in my book. Or a poor-constructed mason jar of gumballs, though that might actually trigger clown flashbacks.
March 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Aaaaaaaaargh!!!!
fucking clowns
March 26, 2011 at 1:41 pm
FACT: Clowns eat people!
March 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm
No, they just bury them in the crawl space.
March 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm
But not other clowns. Clowns taste funny.
March 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Haha. Maybe I should use that last one for my avatar.
March 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm
DANG IT SOLD.
March 26, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Oh, my Photoshop skills have gotten WAY better in the last year. In fact, my skills have improved BECAUSE of Regretsy’s contests.
THANK YOU, REGRETSY LADY!
March 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Clown with a gumball afro; next Oprah’s Favorite Thing.
March 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm
hjalfhjlfa that face D:
March 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm
*SNORT*
March 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
March 27, 2011 at 4:45 am
Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel, indeed.
March 26, 2011 at 2:16 pm
The Charlton Heston one always cracks me up.
March 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm
“Remember, if clowns are outlawed, only outlaws will have clowns!”
March 28, 2011 at 5:30 am
Like I always say “You can have my Candy Doll Decanter when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”
March 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm
AWESOMESAUCE! We’ve finally caught up to the flashbacks from when I started watching this site!
March 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm
One of my favorites! I have even tried to remake something like these for my house. They turned out kinda scary though and the cat licks the gumballs on top. But its fun
March 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Is it still for sale?
I need something suitable for Grandma’s ashes.
March 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm
“Mystik Tribalpunk Ritual Spell Amulet… Shamanic Healing, Attracts Juggalos”
March 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Now, see, THAT I would purchase.
March 26, 2011 at 6:15 pm
oh now that’s fucking AWESOME! well played
March 27, 2011 at 4:25 pm
You know, it occurs to me that Clown-headed pagan menstrual jewelry is a “rare-medium well-done”.
March 26, 2011 at 4:10 pm
I hate clowns, though I am neutral on both jars and gumballs. This thing is horrifying and every time I stop seeing its creepy face in my dreams, it shows back up in some manner or another here on Regretsy… and the nightmares begin again! Maybe I need to drink more… or less? No, more, definitely more.
March 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Perfect for the little girl or boy just about to sleep in their first “big kid” bed.
March 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Staring down at them from the footboard.
March 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Exactly.
March 26, 2011 at 4:47 pm
that reminds me of this time that I did my own hair colour… it was sad… sad clown hair
March 26, 2011 at 5:02 pm
No time to join the photoshop war; lolcats are the answer to everything.
March 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Sweater Kitty was my avatar on a couple of forums (fora?) several years ago!
March 26, 2011 at 5:32 pm
On my list of lifelong regrets, not purchasing this thing when I had the chance comes right after not finishing college. College would have launched me onto the fast track to success. This thing could have been filled with pills and stored in a place of prominence in my bathroom after the gumballs were thrown away. I sure fucked up my life.
March 26, 2011 at 6:22 pm
This would be a perfect gift for your daughter’s first period.
Candy, then an empty container to put stuff in! Just what she needs!
March 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm
The perfect dildo for the hypoglycemic in your life.
March 26, 2011 at 9:35 pm
just think get a few of these and put them in your windows to discourage burglars and live a sign up that says they stare into your soul….
March 27, 2011 at 1:53 am
Fantastic! If only it was featured on Regretsy for the first time now, could have had the royals Will and Kate with one, or Colonel Gadaffi with one (I bet he’d love one, that mad dog that he is), oh the possibilities!!
March 27, 2011 at 4:49 am
Just when you thought clowns couldn’t get more creepy & horrifying…
evil clown
March 27, 2011 at 4:51 am
dammit, the link worked in the preview – oh dear
March 27, 2011 at 5:14 am
Whilst the item itself is a bit of a WTF? type of a thing rather than a laughing stock, I did get tummy cramps from looking at those occasions were this thing could be used as a gift (esp military one).
March 27, 2011 at 5:16 am
Followed the link to old photoshops and I’m literaly in pain and have tears in my eyes, could never pick a favourite out of all those.
March 27, 2011 at 5:18 am
The comment of the day picture on the old post doesn’t show – does anyone still have it to post here?
March 27, 2011 at 10:34 am
“They can take my clown bubblegum weird thingy from my cold dead hands!!!”
Too soon??
March 27, 2011 at 12:51 pm
When Jimmy decapitated Gummy the Clown, his sister Sally cried for days. But Grandma came to the rescue and stuck Gummy’s head on a Mason Jar. Knowing she could eat candy out of her old friend’s neck by decapitating him over and over turned Sally’s frown upside down. She would never look at decapitation as a bad thing again.