Dallasisland, I was thinking something more like this…
I can substitute “April’s Army” or “Club Fuckery” if needed, but it HAS to be in comic sans font.
THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless she’s actually cut out the shape of the vagina, it’s likely you could just remove all that and re-sew the centre back seam — it doesn’t look like she’s actually finished off any of the seams with hemming from what I can tell. So it’s possible.
I like the description of this one. It doesn’t try to hard-sell it to me; it’s just matter of fact about it. “This jacket has a vagina on it and that’s that.”
Or, just add blood and give it to a teenaged girl as a “congratulations on getting your period” gift! You know, at a party with all of her friends. Right before you haul out the uterus-shaped pinata filled with Midol and Lindt chocolate balls.
I know, me too. Mine doesn’t look at all like something you’d want to rest a TV Guide on, but my ass looks great holding the remote control and you can’t have everything.
Why? Why do people put vaginas on things vaginas were not meant to go on? I mean, yay, you like your lady parts, but seriously! Put down the crafting materials and step away!!
Honestly, I think there’s a bell-curve of vagina humor, or “hugina” if you will. It starts out being kind of creepy, like the little felted vagina pins. Then gets so out of hand it’s hilarious, like the vagina couch or a googly eyed man-eating vagina. Then it goes waaay past that into creepy again.
Like a doily-twat on the back of your military jacket.
oh my dear god… i missed that too… shit how do you watch the tube on/in that thing.. poor guy looks like he’s sinking in and about to vanish… there’s a joke there…….. i ain’t saying it
If I saw someone wearing this on the street, I would totally high-five them. It’s hideous, but I kind of love it (much like the real thing, I suppose!)
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March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Now all she needs is the penis aprons that are on etsy and she’s be good to go.
Do people really want to wear a giant vagina on their back? It reminds me of the little shop of horrors, I think it wants to eat me. Sorry, I prefer my giant gaping holes left under clothes, thank you!
Oh wow…the Little Shop reference now has me looking at that and singing “feed me, Seymour” in my head. Which takes on a whole new meaning when you’re a vajay.
“whos the daddy of this little cutie baby?”
“i dunno. i was just kinda jumped one day on the sidewalk in broad daylight and bang i was pregnant. i never saw his face”
this is the worst thing i’ve seen.
i’ve only been on regretsy for a month, so i’m sure it gets worse. but i will have nightmares about the doily labia.
go allllll the way to the beginning posts.. trust me.. there is some seriously awful shit there too.. especially some paintings i hope are never ever publicly displayed.(and that the artist was eventually institutionalized and medicated for being a danger to others.)
Ugh, did you see the racerback tee with the “scar” on the front? It’s like she got a new machine and screwed up during a practice session.
It’s like she only bothered to put a nicer heart on the back because it was an old shirt she wanted to sell and she had to do something to make it “handmade” and list it on Etsy.
All I can do is stare at that nappy ass mana….manne…manequin? Whatever, alcohol and french don’t mix.
Anyway. That thing looks like a war victim, and after what it’s apparently been put through, I’m not surprised.
I thought the same thing. I had to read the product description. After reading it, I think “c-section scar” makes more sense. I’m not sure I understand what exactly it’s supposed to be.
Because any other big gaping hole would render useless a garment designed to protect you from the elements. But big gaping vagina holes are empowering.
Plus, think how many dirty pennies and bags of heroin you could fit in there
Okay, well, the giant vagina is kind of gross, but I wonder if there’s room in there for, like, a gun or a brick of coke or something. If there’s storage room, then it’s just like the real thing!
it reminds me of hunting jackets. Y’know? For people who hunt small game like ducks or rabbits, there’s an opening & the entire back of the jacket is a big pouch to store them in til you get enough. So this might be a good hunting jacket. If I was more computer savvy i”d photoshop a pic with bloody dead animals spilling out of it.
According to the full description it’s for the annual Erotic Art Show in Fargo ND. Part of her “Love and Lust” line. My brain isn’t really sure how to process that information.
Now THAT’S empowering…but for some reason it reminds me of the phrase, “Mama always said life is like a box of vagina’s” or possibly “I’ve always relied on the kindness of vaginas”
Ack, I think I’m starting to think like an Etsian, or is it a VagEtsian? Someone help me!
I think I’m so thoroughly creeped out by this because it looks like something that belongs in a fucked up anime movie—get too close and you’ll be sucked in and imprisoned by the V demon, whose mortal body is trapped in another dimension until she can collect enough souls to set herself free.
I laughed so hard I peed a little! Thank goodness my jacket’s not wet! And is just me or does it need a button or something on the upper left? I mean if you want your vag that public, shouldn’t be pierced or something?
I’m sorry, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that awful lace was “venereal disease”, although I don’t know of one that could actually eat through your flesh that thoroughly. Couldn’t we at least have a healthy-looking vaj on here?!
I have been lurking… But i mean, on etsy … Is there really people going to etsy hoping they find a (insert item) with a vagina pasted wherever it fits? just curious, don’t mind me.
My comment was my sarcastic way of saying “hell yeah!” to your question. Sorry if it sounded like I was actually shooting ya down or something. I would hope most vagina/vulva items they sell get given as joke gifts, but considering the amount of crotch-themed art I’ve seen over at the WTF Tattoo sites, some people out there are serious about their fondness for genitals.
Wow. Contrary to other posters, I love the frilly pink vagina much more than the jacket. I’d like one on the front of a high-waisted pencil skirt – perfect office wear! One of you crafty types get on that, OK? (pun intended)
Imagine you’re wearing this around town on your day off, and it accidentally gets dirty: bird shits on you, coworker trips while carrying open yoghurt, your burping your baby when it pukes. THEN this thing would start getting pretty horrifying pretty fast.
*Woman staring out the window*
Her “It’s cold out there!”
*Man with dog sewn to the front of his shirt appears*
Her “Well, fuck me running! It’s Chest-Dick Man!”
Him “I’ll be glad to, if you put on that Back-Vag Jacket!”
*Much fuckery ensued*
Well, you know what this means, right? It is a sign that Etsy is starting a secret Vagina Militia. Soon they will take over the craftosphere with their battalions of gaping genitalia. Their ammunition may be felt and lace, but the impact is permanent. Bring forth the eye bleach, Sergeant!
1) I love that this is avant garde for Erotic Art in Fargo, ND.
2) I really enjoyed following the ‘See Who Favorites This Item’, including VulvaLoveLovely (who I believe was featured for her lifelike ‘personalized’ vulva portrait necklaces) and a couple of crazy gals who make St. Andrews Crosses (local pickup only, in case you were wondering) and other BDSM furniture. I like it when people can just be themselves about what they like.
Come to think of it, I might put it in my favorites.
All of her listings end with her inviting you to convo with any questions. Somehow I don’t think she’d appreciate the questions I have about her “work.”
Also, assuming her uterus is still in the same place, she’s going to have one helluva time giving birth. There’s a reason the vagina is at the bottom, people.
Think of the children. Children will be looking at this. Pretty soon everyone will become desensitized at the sight of genitals. Next thing you know sex won’t be dirty anymore, and the poor kids won’t realize how much more fun it was when it was dirty. I feel for the poor things.
March 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm
How many people would try to hump your back if you wore this I wonder…
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Cyndi Lauper’s “She Bop” keeps going thru my head for some reason…
March 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm
ROFL me too!!!
March 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I think we should order a bunch of these for “April’s Army”, and make She Bop the fight song…
March 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Dallasisland, I was thinking something more like this…
I can substitute “April’s Army” or “Club Fuckery” if needed, but it HAS to be in comic sans font.
March 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I’m not all that keen on that shade of green either.
March 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm
And the yellow wall behind it is somewhat distasteful.
March 25, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Been around here much? Take note of categories, i.e. Dead Things, Dirty Hippies, Penises, Self Gratification, Vaginas. You have been warned.
March 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
That’s why it is so fucking glorious.
March 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm
You must be new. This is SO FAR from being the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Regretsy, it’s not even funny. Oh wait…yes it is.
March 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm
This is pretty benign. I just thought it looked silly. Then again, I slipped up and saw goatse the other day, after avoiding it all this time.
March 25, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Floral-patterned lacy fabric makes you squirm? Then I must have an iron stomach…
March 25, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I’m thinking if you can’t stomach this, you should change your deviantart profile: “i like creepy things like blood and guts and zombies and guro.”
March 26, 2011 at 7:19 am
Angel Drawers, I’m intrigued as to how you “slipped” into GOATSE?
March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
I shudder to think of your reaction to a real one.
March 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
every time i go to the bathroom i actually have to blindfold myself and have my mother wipe me so that i don’t hyperventilate
March 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Oh yeah! I almost dropped my cat from laughing.
March 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Love the jacket, MINUS the vag slash. Way to ruin a perfectly good jacket
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
OR. Have they made it better?
yeaah. what clothing ISN’T better without a vag on it?
Nothing, that’s what.
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
It would be even better with an Octopus for the Clitoris!
March 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm
^ that would have been supremely fucking awesome!
March 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Clitopus.
March 25, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Or if it was singing!
March 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm
i will buy an octopus jacket……. i will not buy a vagina jacket.. i ALREADY HAVE a vagina thanks.
March 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm
but they forgot to bedazzle it. or Vajazzle it.
March 26, 2011 at 7:21 am
They’re going with a tastefully understated vagina; that’s why it’s discreetly placed on the back of the jacket and it isn’t huge or anything.
March 28, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Rhinestone studs, Comic Sans. What more needs to be said?
March 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm
My thought exactly… and the price is pretty reasonable as well. What a shame. I wonder if it could be altered to not look so bajino-y?
March 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Unless she’s actually cut out the shape of the vagina, it’s likely you could just remove all that and re-sew the centre back seam — it doesn’t look like she’s actually finished off any of the seams with hemming from what I can tell. So it’s possible.
March 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm
But after I take the snatch out is there a way to make it twice as big to fit my sausage arms, rolltpolly back fat and innertube waste?
March 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I was thinking that too! It’s a great jacket and then they stick a lacy vagina on it? What the hell was the thought process behind THAT?
Wait, on second thought I really don’t wanna know.
March 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm
It was for an erotic art show in Fargo, ND.
Let me repeat that…in Fargo.
March 26, 2011 at 5:39 am
You bet’cha
March 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm
I know! The jacket itself has a really cute shape!
Also, I don’t know about the other ladies here, but MY vagoo is neither fleecy nor lacy. How about some verisimilitude in our jacket vaginas, people?
March 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm
It is very, very hard to sew with mucous membrane. You have to keep spraying it down to keep it flexible.
March 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I didn’t find anything about this thread gross but the thought of someone crafting with mucous membrane made me spit up my spritzer.
March 25, 2011 at 10:57 pm
I’ve got lace! I washed the fleece off, however!
March 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I get the feeling from her shop that she’s taking vintage clothes with tears or stains and adding patches to fix them.
And because this comment wasn’t funny, here is my favorite business cat to entertain everyone:
March 25, 2011 at 2:57 pm
That’s what I thought, too! My first reaction was, “Aw man, that jacket was cute, too!”
March 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm
this gives a whole new meaning to getting stabbed in the back
March 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I like the description of this one. It doesn’t try to hard-sell it to me; it’s just matter of fact about it. “This jacket has a vagina on it and that’s that.”
March 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Extra points for not saying that wearing this will end all oppression of women, everywhere, forever.
You need the matching shoes for that.
March 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Would they actually look like you slide your feet into two giant, liberated vaginas? I hope so.
March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
No, they would be balls.
March 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I gave the last item a B- citing “not enough vulva” as the reason for the imperfect score.
Thank you for making it right, Regretsy. Everything is better when festooned with a giant snizz.
March 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm
It actually looks kind of neat, add some fake blood and tear some seams and it would be a zombie attack jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Or, just add blood and give it to a teenaged girl as a “congratulations on getting your period” gift! You know, at a party with all of her friends. Right before you haul out the uterus-shaped pinata filled with Midol and Lindt chocolate balls.
March 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm
you could attach a long white string out of it 5 days a month!
March 25, 2011 at 9:45 pm
And just after having her blow out the tampon-shaped candles on her vagina cake.
March 26, 2011 at 8:43 am
Oh, just you wait to see the next item Helen found. It fits perfectly with this thread.
March 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Or a post-birth jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Or an I Climbed Mount VBAC and all I Got Was This Massive Episiotomy (And a Baby)jacket.
March 28, 2011 at 3:04 pm
…but for that you’d wanna slice the back seam open from the bottom of the vagina on down.
March 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I would totally wear a Zombie Attack Jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Oooo or give it TEETH!
Yeah, I think I’d wear a giant snatch on my back if it had sharp pointy teeth. And googly eyes.
You know, like real life.
March 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
You can never have too many vagina dentata
March 25, 2011 at 9:34 pm
bwhahaha. id buy THAT
March 25, 2011 at 11:00 pm
You read my mind!
March 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Feed me Seymour!
March 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Yes! Add some white rick-rack for teeth…
March 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Vagina Dentata Military Jacket?!
March 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm
The new orifice is going to make it a lot easier for her to bang four guys at once instead of just the usual three.
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
A problem that scientists have been trying to solve for decades.
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
This is what happens when you masturbate with a Salad Spinner®
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
looks like any kind of alien life could come out of it at any time. any minute now… wait for it…
March 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Facehugger jumpout scare in 3… 2…
HR Giger originally designed the alien eggs with an opening that looked exactly like a vagina. He doubled it into a cross in the final design.
March 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
I’m sorry, I had to add the standard etsy googly eyes!
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Something right out of a horror movie porn spoof. Hey,
Vivid Video, I’ve got an idea for you…
March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
My labias are doily-free. I am jealous!
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
I know, me too. Mine doesn’t look at all like something you’d want to rest a TV Guide on, but my ass looks great holding the remote control and you can’t have everything.
March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
I’m jealous of the lace, too, but proud of the fact that no part of my hoo-hah is a sickly yellow.
March 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Why? Why do people put vaginas on things vaginas were not meant to go on? I mean, yay, you like your lady parts, but seriously! Put down the crafting materials and step away!!
March 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Honestly, I think there’s a bell-curve of vagina humor, or “hugina” if you will. It starts out being kind of creepy, like the little felted vagina pins. Then gets so out of hand it’s hilarious, like the vagina couch or a googly eyed man-eating vagina. Then it goes waaay past that into creepy again.
Like a doily-twat on the back of your military jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Wait, there is a vagina couch? How have I missed that? Soooooo trading in my crappy Ikea futon for one of them!
March 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm
You haven’t seen the vagina couch???? It’s awesome.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html
March 25, 2011 at 9:41 pm
oh my dear god… i missed that too… shit how do you watch the tube on/in that thing.. poor guy looks like he’s sinking in and about to vanish… there’s a joke there…….. i ain’t saying it
March 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Now I know what to do with all of my battle and dress uniforms once I get out of the Army next month…..Except…more labia, imo
March 25, 2011 at 9:49 pm
It makes me wish I hadn’t sold all of my uniforms. I can just imagine the snatch I could sew onto the blue dress jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm
March 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Other shop items include: a pair of up-cycled parachute pants modified with a fabric anus in the back.
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
No, I’m afraid that’s an actual anus.
March 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I actually went looking for these and was very disappointed when you weren’t serious.
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
I like that the inner labia are made with floral patterned fabric.
It’s realistic, y’know.
But where are the pubes? It’s not *quite* an etsy vag if there are no pubes.
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm
not to my crocheted bikini, indian toe-ring, vag-jacket wearing arse!
March 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm
First world privilege! I see first world privilege happening over here! *stomps dirty callus encrusted feet*
March 25, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Yeah. Hairist!
March 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm
all you need are shedding pets. INSTANT PUBES!
March 25, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Yes but it would gave to be something like a Chesapeake Bay Retriever to the right furl and color to it. ;p
March 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Grr, autospell, have and curl
March 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm
“Furl” in this context is an AWESOME word.
March 25, 2011 at 8:57 pm
I have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever–kicking myself now for not realizing her true crafting potential!
March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
All you need is long curly hair — while you’re wearing the jacket, it would be PERFECT.
March 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm
lawd. awful lot of vag-haters in here today. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
especially when popping out of the back of a jacket!
March 25, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Nobody said we hate vaginas, we just want them in our clothing, not on it.
March 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Maybe she’s in the WACs.
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
This would make an amazing Halloween costume.
If the price was 14 dollars, I might get it.
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
If I saw someone wearing this on the street, I would totally high-five them. It’s hideous, but I kind of love it (much like the real thing, I suppose!)
March 25, 2011 at 1:15 pm
I agree — though I definitely wouldn’t purchase it at that price, I am oddly appreciative of it.
As an art piece, though; there’d be a terrible draft in the back.
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
My husband could keep his keys in there. I bet he wouldn’t forget where he put them.
March 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm
“Honey, have you seen my keys??”
“Yes, dear. They’re right where you always leave them: in my vagina.”
March 25, 2011 at 7:06 pm
That and $55.21.
March 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Does it come with a complimentary ball cap with a dildo glued to the front? Or maybe a peak-a-boo penis apron?
March 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm
My thought exactly, it needs a peek a boo penis apron.
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Wait. How many folds does that vulva have? o_O
March 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I mean, it’s like vaginas all the way down.
March 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm
It’s the mirror effect. The labia go on for infinity.
March 25, 2011 at 9:52 pm
As they rightly should.
March 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Thank god, I was beginning to think I was just abnormal.
March 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Don’t say that out loud round these parts (henh, “parts”), they’ll send you to the great wall of vagina, y’know, for empowerment and shit.
March 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm
There’s a surplus. Outer, inner and innermost. Kind of like a third nipple.
March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Now all she needs is the penis aprons that are on etsy and she’s be good to go.
Do people really want to wear a giant vagina on their back? It reminds me of the little shop of horrors, I think it wants to eat me. Sorry, I prefer my giant gaping holes left under clothes, thank you!
March 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Although I suppose that this would eliminate those pesky yeast infections.
March 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
But it greatly increases the chance of pigeon nesting.
March 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Oh wow…the Little Shop reference now has me looking at that and singing “feed me, Seymour” in my head. Which takes on a whole new meaning when you’re a vajay.
‘Feed me Seymour, feed me alll night loooong.’
March 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I’m happy this exists. It’s made me incredibly thankful that we don’t all have vaginas on our backs.
March 25, 2011 at 9:49 pm
dang so am i. i cant imagine that…
“whos the daddy of this little cutie baby?”
“i dunno. i was just kinda jumped one day on the sidewalk in broad daylight and bang i was pregnant. i never saw his face”
ok, im fucked up in the head.
March 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm
This is what a militant feminist looks like.
March 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I almost feel like I need to draw some dongs on notebook paper just to get this out of my head now.
March 25, 2011 at 1:13 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 7:09 pm
If this is the worst you have ever seen… honey brace yourself causee this shit is PG compared to some of the other shit we snark at.
March 25, 2011 at 9:54 pm
go allllll the way to the beginning posts.. trust me.. there is some seriously awful shit there too.. especially some paintings i hope are never ever publicly displayed.(and that the artist was eventually institutionalized and medicated for being a danger to others.)
March 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Ugh, did you see the racerback tee with the “scar” on the front? It’s like she got a new machine and screwed up during a practice session.
It’s like she only bothered to put a nicer heart on the back because it was an old shirt she wanted to sell and she had to do something to make it “handmade” and list it on Etsy.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/70733005/love-lockdown-racer-back-tank-top
March 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm
the mannequin kind of looks like austin scarlet and patrick swayze’s characer in “to wong fu” had a dead eyed, plastic baby.
March 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I keep waxing labor and delivery today, but that really looks like a c-section scar.
March 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm
I thought the same thing. I had to read the product description. After reading it, I think “c-section scar” makes more sense. I’m not sure I understand what exactly it’s supposed to be.
March 25, 2011 at 1:15 pm
that ridge of white fabric?
I’m thinking yeast infection…or at the very least an over-application of Monistat ™
March 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I don’t see why anyone would apply Monistat if they didn’t have a yeast infection.
March 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Well, if you’re out of K-Y….
Think of it as upcycling.
March 25, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Business in the front, party in the back.
March 25, 2011 at 7:28 pm
Hmmm…I wonder if I could get away with this on casual day…
March 25, 2011 at 1:17 pm
You say “vagina” I say “hidey-hole for my keys”.
March 25, 2011 at 1:20 pm
I said that BEFORE I ever saw this jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 1:17 pm
HAH, I saw this one and submitted it too.
“Back Vag: Because you can never have too many vaginas.”
March 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Because any other big gaping hole would render useless a garment designed to protect you from the elements. But big gaping vagina holes are empowering.
Plus, think how many dirty pennies and bags of heroin you could fit in there
March 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm
And if you were frisked in the airport you could say really loudly, “Would you KINDLY get your hands OUT of my VAGINA!”
Gosh, it is almost worth the money!
March 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Okay, well, the giant vagina is kind of gross, but I wonder if there’s room in there for, like, a gun or a brick of coke or something. If there’s storage room, then it’s just like the real thing!
March 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Storage would be cool, but kind of impractical… I can’t reach there for an itch, much less for personal protection or my keys.
March 25, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Let me clarify, now that I read that. I meant my back!
March 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm
That’s what she said hurr hurr hurr
oh. I see what you mean now.
March 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm
it reminds me of hunting jackets. Y’know? For people who hunt small game like ducks or rabbits, there’s an opening & the entire back of the jacket is a big pouch to store them in til you get enough. So this might be a good hunting jacket. If I was more computer savvy i”d photoshop a pic with bloody dead animals spilling out of it.
March 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Put some panties on that jacket already!
March 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Yeah, I need to be more careful when I do a search on Etsy. Who knew I’d find this looking for “Army” :/
March 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Vajazzle a unicorn on there and then we’re in business.
March 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Needs a merkin to make it complete…
March 25, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Perhaps an interchangeable merkin hood?
If you can change your merkin, you should be able to change your back merkin. To reflect your moods, obviously.
March 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Would you wear a merkin with vertebrae appliqued on it, to make the switcheroo complete?
March 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Oookay. That’s gross…yet intriguing. At least someone is doing something original. Oh the things we do for art. @.@
March 25, 2011 at 1:30 pm
yeah…original is one word for it. Not the word I’d use, but it’s definitely an appropriate descriptor.
March 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Honey, if that’s what you think a vagina looks like, we need to have a little sit down.
March 25, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Just what occasion would anyone attend wearing this? Besides Larry Flint’s birthday!
March 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Marine “red tent” parties?
March 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm
According to the full description it’s for the annual Erotic Art Show in Fargo ND. Part of her “Love and Lust” line. My brain isn’t really sure how to process that information.
March 25, 2011 at 5:38 pm
There’s an Erotic Art Show in *Fargo*?!
March 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Yes. In fact, it’s on at least it’s 5th annual show. In Fargo. I know people in Fargo, and there’s no way they’d go to an Erotic Art Show.
March 25, 2011 at 8:35 pm
That’s what really grabbed me, too. An Erotic Art Show in FARGO. It’s on February 14. Of course.
March 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm
For the love of Thor, repaint that poor mannequin. It’s freaking me out!
I couldn’t even look at the racerback tee because of the mannequin’s leprosy. :S
March 25, 2011 at 1:30 pm
It’s almost as if the jacket were too small and she ripped the middle seam when trying it on, then figured, “I can fix that… WITH A VAGINA!!!”
March 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said “put a bird on it”.
March 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat…
March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
A girl can fix a lot with a vagina…
March 25, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Now THAT’S empowering…but for some reason it reminds me of the phrase, “Mama always said life is like a box of vagina’s” or possibly “I’ve always relied on the kindness of vaginas”
Ack, I think I’m starting to think like an Etsian, or is it a VagEtsian? Someone help me!
March 25, 2011 at 10:01 pm
I’m totally stitching that on a pillow.
March 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm
I don’t know, it kind of looks like a pink taco to me.
March 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
that’s what he said?
March 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm
This really doesn’t work without the penis fanny pack.
March 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I feel like it’s looking at me. Like the All-Seeing Vagina of Sauron.
March 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
I think this needs is a fetus handbag with an extra long corded strap.
March 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm
I left out the “what” in that previous comment… in more ways than one.
March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
THIS.
March 25, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Or a uterus purse (via http://www.theanticraft.com)
March 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
This reminds me of “Hot Lips” Houlihan on M*A*S*H.
March 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
It’s almost like that two mirror effect…endless vajayjays…
March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Is that where the parachute deploys in this particular branch of the Armed Services?
March 25, 2011 at 6:55 pm
OMG THat would be awesome. I would love to get a little tiny parachute to deploy out of my vagoo. I would love to show that to my in-laws.
Yes I said tiny.
March 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
It’s priced at $110.00, but there’s $51.22 stuffed inside it.
March 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm
LOL, you just made my day, thanks!
March 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I love the juxtaposition of vaginas and the military; Lieutenant Labia, anyone? Hogan’s Hoo Hahs??
March 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Privates Benjamin?
March 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Full Petal Jacket?
March 25, 2011 at 3:52 pm
A-back-with-lips Now?
March 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
An entrepreneurial young midwife might want to place a child’s doll into the opening as a great way to advertise her practice.
March 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
This is Guillermo del Toro’s perfect woman.
March 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I’d be very careful giving a pat on the back to anyone wearing that jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Is that technically sexual assault, or at least sexual harrassment?
March 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Is it a companion piece to Valerie Export’s “Genital Panic”?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tA0SeTfONWM/TKX8BMHf0PI/AAAAAAAAATU/i-qyxnX9dSk/s1600/1artwork_images_140511_231105_valie-export.jpg
March 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
VALIE export, rather. Damn autocorrect.
March 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Does my ehm… look a little too big in that?…
March 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Are her inner labia curly or is that just a location for varicose veins I wasn’t aware of?
*checks crotch*
March 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Does wearing it make breakdancing more enjoyable?
March 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm
I am beginning to think that using a sewing machine should be something you have to get a license for. Like driving a car, or owning a firearm.
Seriously, some people should not have sewing machines.
March 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm
but where would Regretsy be if there was some kind of policing of sewing machine ownership??
March 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm
I think I’m so thoroughly creeped out by this because it looks like something that belongs in a fucked up anime movie—get too close and you’ll be sucked in and imprisoned by the V demon, whose mortal body is trapped in another dimension until she can collect enough souls to set herself free.
March 25, 2011 at 2:24 pm
You mean Hintai and yes it does… but there aren’t enough arms yet for the ever present tenticle monster. Perhaps some upcycled fringe could be added.
March 25, 2011 at 2:24 pm
“A Military Vagina” – R Lee Ermey reads from “The Vagina Monologues”. Now on Broadway, maggots!
March 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm
… I actually kinda like it…
March 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I laughed so hard I peed a little! Thank goodness my jacket’s not wet! And is just me or does it need a button or something on the upper left? I mean if you want your vag that public, shouldn’t be pierced or something?
March 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
my photoshop skills suck, but you get the general idea
March 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Pee coat.
March 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Fit that thing with some tubing and squeeze bulb and set me loose in a busy tourist town–summer vacation’s gonna rock this year.
March 25, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Recipie for fake blood:
(edible)
Corn syrup, Bosco, red food coloring.
Fill bulb, have fun.
(non-edible)
Add Dawn Dishwashing Liquid – it works the best.
You’re welcome.
March 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm
How much you wanna bet this got it’s start when someone was playing “Fat Man in a Little Coat?”
March 25, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Will I be kicked out of April’s Army for strategically using the Vagina motif to boost my sales?
It seems to work for everyone else.
March 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm
“Created as part of my ‘Love and Lust’ line for the annual Erotic art show in Fargo, ND.” WTF. Do people in Fargo have nothing better to do?
March 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm
have you been to Fargo?
March 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm
This one’s going to need a lot of hillbilly bajingo wash.
March 25, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Has anyone else noticed that the mannikin wearing the jacket looks like Reba McEntire?
Has anyone else noticed that the vaginal walls look like melted hair curlers?
Has anyone else noticed that labial lips now come in paisley?
Prince, we has your new jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm
It’s hard to believe but this is the first time Regretsy has made me gasp out loud. Why? Why would someone make that?!
March 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Slow dance with her and you may get a vaginal goatse bonus.
March 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm
But can they add teeth? I’m not interested unless it has teeth.
March 25, 2011 at 3:19 pm
I’m sorry, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that awful lace was “venereal disease”, although I don’t know of one that could actually eat through your flesh that thoroughly. Couldn’t we at least have a healthy-looking vaj on here?!
Waste of a cute jacket.
March 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I knew from the title that this would be vagina-related.
March 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm
That’s what I thought about the movie “Snatch.”
March 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm
this comment reminded me of my little sister’s penchant for calling her vajayay “pee flaps”
March 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm
appropriate replying for the win!
haven’t even had a drink yet, it’s gonna be a fun night
March 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
is there really a market for random things with vaginas on them?
March 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Are you new here?
March 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm
I have been lurking… But i mean, on etsy … Is there really people going to etsy hoping they find a (insert item) with a vagina pasted wherever it fits?
just curious, don’t mind me.
March 25, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I think this answers your question nicely:
http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8d2205783c8eefdc441b04/vjj
Now everyone click and comment, and lets see if we can make the front page!
March 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm
That was pretty self explanatory i guess.
March 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm
My comment was my sarcastic way of saying “hell yeah!” to your question. Sorry if it sounded like I was actually shooting ya down or something. I would hope most vagina/vulva items they sell get given as joke gifts, but considering the amount of crotch-themed art I’ve seen over at the WTF Tattoo sites, some people out there are serious about their fondness for genitals.
March 25, 2011 at 10:11 pm
I really like the vagina crayons. Those would be great to hand out at my son’s birthday party.
March 25, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Wait…wait! I could totally hand them out with this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/70187801/adult-erotic-coloring-book-dangerous?ref=v1_other_2
Best boys 10th birthday part ever!
March 25, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Oh don’t worry kat, i didn’t feel shot down at all
Your answer was actually quite good.
March 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm
I think “butterfly-genus Elizabeth” one needs some Monistat or Vagisil.
March 25, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Yes Vaginia, there IS a Vagina Clause.
March 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Wow. Contrary to other posters, I love the frilly pink vagina much more than the jacket. I’d like one on the front of a high-waisted pencil skirt – perfect office wear! One of you crafty types get on that, OK? (pun intended)
March 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Imagine you’re wearing this around town on your day off, and it accidentally gets dirty: bird shits on you, coworker trips while carrying open yoghurt, your burping your baby when it pukes. THEN this thing would start getting pretty horrifying pretty fast.
March 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm
BURRS! Yes! You get burrs stuck to it while out picking wildflowers… perfection!
March 26, 2011 at 5:54 am
Picture the look on your dry cleaners face!
March 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm
*Woman staring out the window*
Her “It’s cold out there!”
*Man with dog sewn to the front of his shirt appears*
Her “Well, fuck me running! It’s Chest-Dick Man!”
Him “I’ll be glad to, if you put on that Back-Vag Jacket!”
*Much fuckery ensued*
March 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm
damn… dog = DONG*
I really wish I could edit.
March 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Okay that makes more sense now.
March 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Ya’ll come on my back now, ya hear?
March 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Well, you know what this means, right? It is a sign that Etsy is starting a secret Vagina Militia. Soon they will take over the craftosphere with their battalions of gaping genitalia. Their ammunition may be felt and lace, but the impact is permanent. Bring forth the eye bleach, Sergeant!
March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
STICK ‘EM UP.
March 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm
they look so good because they have a common theme: Army.
March 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm
All I thought of when I saw this was some penis sneaking up behind her, so I figured, where better to go find one?
March 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm
1) I love that this is avant garde for Erotic Art in Fargo, ND.
2) I really enjoyed following the ‘See Who Favorites This Item’, including VulvaLoveLovely (who I believe was featured for her lifelike ‘personalized’ vulva portrait necklaces) and a couple of crazy gals who make St. Andrews Crosses (local pickup only, in case you were wondering) and other BDSM furniture. I like it when people can just be themselves about what they like.
Come to think of it, I might put it in my favorites.
March 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Oh wow! Check out the Zombie Lucy Dress!
<img border="0" src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.230253090.jpg"
March 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Grrr. Worked in the preview… try again.
<img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.230253090.jpg"
March 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Oh fuck it. Here’s the link.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/70785247/lucille-ball-on-short-red-dress
March 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Random thoughts while looking at this garment:
Imagines people trying to crawl into the hole
Expects an alien to pop out of it at any moment, and possibly attach itself to someone’s face.
If that’s the vagina, where’s the spine?
You can’t even use this to hold your loose change unless you’re really good at yoga,
A jacket with a kangaroo pouch on the front is pedestrian compared to this.
And finally, where is the clitoris?
March 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Plastering a vulva/vagina on yourself is empowering. Indicating that you may actually enjoy said genitals is obscene.
March 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I’m glad my vagina isn’t made out of pink spaghetti.
March 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm
All of her listings end with her inviting you to convo with any questions. Somehow I don’t think she’d appreciate the questions I have about her “work.”
March 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm
If the craftsmanship wasn’t complete shit, I’d say it’s worth $50 as an art piece. The seller needs to learn to sew before trying to sell.
March 25, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Since I didn’t do an “Alejandro” parody for the contest:
She’s got one hand in her pocket,
and her coat looks like a vag, just like a vag…”
March 25, 2011 at 6:21 pm
That’s vajayjay is way too big to be useful for anything.
March 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm
When I was pregnant with my twins, I carried in the front (you couldn’t even tell I was pregnant if you saw me from behind).
I’m guessing she’d carry in the back…
March 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Also, assuming her uterus is still in the same place, she’s going to have one helluva time giving birth. There’s a reason the vagina is at the bottom, people.
March 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Did David Cronenberg start a clothing line?
March 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Think of the children. Children will be looking at this. Pretty soon everyone will become desensitized at the sight of genitals. Next thing you know sex won’t be dirty anymore, and the poor kids won’t realize how much more fun it was when it was dirty. I feel for the poor things.
March 25, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Gives new meaning to Militant Cunt.
March 25, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Wait, has any one noticed the freakish lack of CLIT? WTF, that’s the best part and it seems to have been forgotten… as it is so often in real life.
March 25, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Shouldn’t that coat be made of beaver pelt?
March 25, 2011 at 8:02 pm
This would be the PERFECT GIFT to accompany the red tent necklace. Almost too perfect.
March 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm
March 25, 2011 at 11:48 pm
You’d have to be a dummy to wear this
March 26, 2011 at 4:47 am
She didn’t understand why she was constantly being stabbed in the back with porkswords. She was a really sweet girl at heart…
March 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm
At least it can be taken off, unlike this tattoo!
http://wtftattoos.com/this-has-ruined-vaginas-for-me-for-years/
June 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
“SOLD”
bummer… I’d just saved up my penis. I mean my pennies… my PENNIES.
July 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm
This reminds me of a joke I read a while ago.
A couple are having an argument. He says ‘Your box is much too small, and you have no tits.”
She replies “Get off my back, Barry!”
October 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm
This just seems unsafe to me, there should at least be an attachable diaphragm that goes with it… Such a bad example for the children.