- Submitted by Marie
She wasn’t a very pretty girl, but she was a lot of fun to dance with.
How many people would try to hump your back if you wore this I wonder…
Cyndi Lauper’s “She Bop” keeps going thru my head for some reason…
ROFL me too!!!
I think we should order a bunch of these for “April’s Army”, and make She Bop the fight song…
Dallasisland, I was thinking something more like this…
I can substitute “April’s Army” or “Club Fuckery” if needed, but it HAS to be in comic sans font.
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Wouldn’t ya know it- one of the first comments and
I. GOT. NOTHIN’.
…because it’s so awful it left me speechless. That’s actually something.
THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not all that keen on that shade of green either.
And the yellow wall behind it is somewhat distasteful.
Been around here much? Take note of categories, i.e. Dead Things, Dirty Hippies, Penises, Self Gratification, Vaginas. You have been warned.
i know, it’s just…so gross looking. i mean, it takes a lot to make me squirm, i even frequent gurochan, but this…is horrid
That’s why it is so fucking glorious.
You must be new. This is SO FAR from being the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Regretsy, it’s not even funny. Oh wait…yes it is.
This is pretty benign. I just thought it looked silly. Then again, I slipped up and saw goatse the other day, after avoiding it all this time.
Floral-patterned lacy fabric makes you squirm? Then I must have an iron stomach…
I’m thinking if you can’t stomach this, you should change your deviantart profile: “i like creepy things like blood and guts and zombies and guro.”
Angel Drawers, I’m intrigued as to how you “slipped” into GOATSE?
I shudder to think of your reaction to a real one.
every time i go to the bathroom i actually have to blindfold myself and have my mother wipe me so that i don’t hyperventilate
Oh yeah! I almost dropped my cat from laughing.
Love the jacket, MINUS the vag slash. Way to ruin a perfectly good jacket
OR. Have they made it better?
yeaah. what clothing ISN’T better without a vag on it?
Nothing, that’s what.
It would be even better with an Octopus for the Clitoris!
^ that would have been supremely fucking awesome!
Or if it was singing!
i will buy an octopus jacket……. i will not buy a vagina jacket.. i ALREADY HAVE a vagina thanks.
but they forgot to bedazzle it. or Vajazzle it.
They’re going with a tastefully understated vagina; that’s why it’s discreetly placed on the back of the jacket and it isn’t huge or anything.
Rhinestone studs, Comic Sans. What more needs to be said?
My thought exactly… and the price is pretty reasonable as well. What a shame. I wonder if it could be altered to not look so bajino-y?
Unless she’s actually cut out the shape of the vagina, it’s likely you could just remove all that and re-sew the centre back seam — it doesn’t look like she’s actually finished off any of the seams with hemming from what I can tell. So it’s possible.
But after I take the snatch out is there a way to make it twice as big to fit my sausage arms, rolltpolly back fat and innertube waste?
I was thinking that too! It’s a great jacket and then they stick a lacy vagina on it? What the hell was the thought process behind THAT?
Wait, on second thought I really don’t wanna know.
It was for an erotic art show in Fargo, ND.
Let me repeat that…in Fargo.
I know! The jacket itself has a really cute shape!
Also, I don’t know about the other ladies here, but MY vagoo is neither fleecy nor lacy. How about some verisimilitude in our jacket vaginas, people?
It is very, very hard to sew with mucous membrane. You have to keep spraying it down to keep it flexible.
I didn’t find anything about this thread gross but the thought of someone crafting with mucous membrane made me spit up my spritzer.
I’ve got lace! I washed the fleece off, however!
I get the feeling from her shop that she’s taking vintage clothes with tears or stains and adding patches to fix them.
And because this comment wasn’t funny, here is my favorite business cat to entertain everyone:
That’s what I thought, too! My first reaction was, “Aw man, that jacket was cute, too!”
this gives a whole new meaning to getting stabbed in the back
I like the description of this one. It doesn’t try to hard-sell it to me; it’s just matter of fact about it. “This jacket has a vagina on it and that’s that.”
Extra points for not saying that wearing this will end all oppression of women, everywhere, forever.
You need the matching shoes for that.
Would they actually look like you slide your feet into two giant, liberated vaginas? I hope so.
No, they would be balls.
I gave the last item a B- citing “not enough vulva” as the reason for the imperfect score.
Thank you for making it right, Regretsy. Everything is better when festooned with a giant snizz.
It actually looks kind of neat, add some fake blood and tear some seams and it would be a zombie attack jacket.
Or, just add blood and give it to a teenaged girl as a “congratulations on getting your period” gift! You know, at a party with all of her friends. Right before you haul out the uterus-shaped pinata filled with Midol and Lindt chocolate balls.
you could attach a long white string out of it 5 days a month!
And just after having her blow out the tampon-shaped candles on her vagina cake.
Oh, just you wait to see the next item Helen found. It fits perfectly with this thread.
Or a post-birth jacket.
Or an I Climbed Mount VBAC and all I Got Was This Massive Episiotomy (And a Baby)jacket.
…but for that you’d wanna slice the back seam open from the bottom of the vagina on down.
I would totally wear a Zombie Attack Jacket.
Oooo or give it TEETH!
Yeah, I think I’d wear a giant snatch on my back if it had sharp pointy teeth. And googly eyes.
You know, like real life.
You can never have too many vagina dentata
bwhahaha. id buy THAT
You read my mind!
Feed me Seymour!
Yes! Add some white rick-rack for teeth…
Vagina Dentata Military Jacket?!
The new orifice is going to make it a lot easier for her to bang four guys at once instead of just the usual three.
A problem that scientists have been trying to solve for decades.
This is what happens when you masturbate with a Salad Spinner®
So what, is her tampon corn a cape?
looks like any kind of alien life could come out of it at any time. any minute now… wait for it…
Facehugger jumpout scare in 3… 2…
HR Giger originally designed the alien eggs with an opening that looked exactly like a vagina. He doubled it into a cross in the final design.
I’m sorry, I had to add the standard etsy googly eyes!
Something right out of a horror movie porn spoof. Hey,
Vivid Video, I’ve got an idea for you…
My labias are doily-free. I am jealous!
I know, me too. Mine doesn’t look at all like something you’d want to rest a TV Guide on, but my ass looks great holding the remote control and you can’t have everything.
I’m jealous of the lace, too, but proud of the fact that no part of my hoo-hah is a sickly yellow.
Why? Why do people put vaginas on things vaginas were not meant to go on? I mean, yay, you like your lady parts, but seriously! Put down the crafting materials and step away!!
Honestly, I think there’s a bell-curve of vagina humor, or “hugina” if you will. It starts out being kind of creepy, like the little felted vagina pins. Then gets so out of hand it’s hilarious, like the vagina couch or a googly eyed man-eating vagina. Then it goes waaay past that into creepy again.
Like a doily-twat on the back of your military jacket.
Wait, there is a vagina couch? How have I missed that? Soooooo trading in my crappy Ikea futon for one of them!
You haven’t seen the vagina couch???? It’s awesome.
oh my dear god… i missed that too… shit how do you watch the tube on/in that thing.. poor guy looks like he’s sinking in and about to vanish… there’s a joke there…….. i ain’t saying it
Now I know what to do with all of my battle and dress uniforms once I get out of the Army next month…..Except…more labia, imo
It makes me wish I hadn’t sold all of my uniforms. I can just imagine the snatch I could sew onto the blue dress jacket.
Other shop items include: a pair of up-cycled parachute pants modified with a fabric anus in the back.
No, I’m afraid that’s an actual anus.
I actually went looking for these and was very disappointed when you weren’t serious.
I like that the inner labia are made with floral patterned fabric.
It’s realistic, y’know.
But where are the pubes? It’s not *quite* an etsy vag if there are no pubes.
I commend them for recognizing that hairless is much more appealing.
not to my crocheted bikini, indian toe-ring, vag-jacket wearing arse!
First world privilege! I see first world privilege happening over here! *stomps dirty callus encrusted feet*
all you need are shedding pets. INSTANT PUBES!
Yes but it would gave to be something like a Chesapeake Bay Retriever to the right furl and color to it. ;p
Grr, autospell, have and curl
“Furl” in this context is an AWESOME word.
I have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever–kicking myself now for not realizing her true crafting potential!
All you need is long curly hair — while you’re wearing the jacket, it would be PERFECT.
That’s gross, Sheree.
lawd. awful lot of vag-haters in here today. It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
especially when popping out of the back of a jacket!
Nobody said we hate vaginas, we just want them in our clothing, not on it.
Maybe she’s in the WACs.
This would make an amazing Halloween costume.
If the price was 14 dollars, I might get it.
If I saw someone wearing this on the street, I would totally high-five them. It’s hideous, but I kind of love it (much like the real thing, I suppose!)
I agree — though I definitely wouldn’t purchase it at that price, I am oddly appreciative of it.
As an art piece, though; there’d be a terrible draft in the back.
My husband could keep his keys in there. I bet he wouldn’t forget where he put them.
“Honey, have you seen my keys??”
“Yes, dear. They’re right where you always leave them: in my vagina.”
That and $55.21.
It’s an homage to Lady Gaga! She doesn’t have enough ‘gina wash and wear.
Does it come with a complimentary ball cap with a dildo glued to the front? Or maybe a peak-a-boo penis apron?
My thought exactly, it needs a peek a boo penis apron.
Wait. How many folds does that vulva have? o_O
I mean, it’s like vaginas all the way down.
It’s the mirror effect. The labia go on for infinity.
As they rightly should.
Thank god, I was beginning to think I was just abnormal.
Don’t say that out loud round these parts (henh, “parts”), they’ll send you to the great wall of vagina, y’know, for empowerment and shit.
There’s a surplus. Outer, inner and innermost. Kind of like a third nipple.
Now all she needs is the penis aprons that are on etsy and she’s be good to go.
Do people really want to wear a giant vagina on their back? It reminds me of the little shop of horrors, I think it wants to eat me. Sorry, I prefer my giant gaping holes left under clothes, thank you!
Although I suppose that this would eliminate those pesky yeast infections.
But it greatly increases the chance of pigeon nesting.
Oh wow…the Little Shop reference now has me looking at that and singing “feed me, Seymour” in my head. Which takes on a whole new meaning when you’re a vajay.
‘Feed me Seymour, feed me alll night loooong.’
That vagina has genital warts AND gangrene @_@
I’m happy this exists. It’s made me incredibly thankful that we don’t all have vaginas on our backs.
dang so am i. i cant imagine that…
“whos the daddy of this little cutie baby?”
“i dunno. i was just kinda jumped one day on the sidewalk in broad daylight and bang i was pregnant. i never saw his face”
ok, im fucked up in the head.
This is what a militant feminist looks like.
I almost feel like I need to draw some dongs on notebook paper just to get this out of my head now.
this is the worst thing i’ve seen.
i’ve only been on regretsy for a month, so i’m sure it gets worse. but i will have nightmares about the doily labia.
If this is the worst you have ever seen… honey brace yourself causee this shit is PG compared to some of the other shit we snark at.
go allllll the way to the beginning posts.. trust me.. there is some seriously awful shit there too.. especially some paintings i hope are never ever publicly displayed.(and that the artist was eventually institutionalized and medicated for being a danger to others.)
Ugh, did you see the racerback tee with the “scar” on the front? It’s like she got a new machine and screwed up during a practice session.
It’s like she only bothered to put a nicer heart on the back because it was an old shirt she wanted to sell and she had to do something to make it “handmade” and list it on Etsy.
All I can do is stare at that nappy ass mana….manne…manequin? Whatever, alcohol and french don’t mix.
Anyway. That thing looks like a war victim, and after what it’s apparently been put through, I’m not surprised.
the mannequin kind of looks like austin scarlet and patrick swayze’s characer in “to wong fu” had a dead eyed, plastic baby.
I keep waxing labor and delivery today, but that really looks like a c-section scar.
I thought the same thing. I had to read the product description. After reading it, I think “c-section scar” makes more sense. I’m not sure I understand what exactly it’s supposed to be.
that ridge of white fabric?
I’m thinking yeast infection…or at the very least an over-application of Monistat ™
I don’t see why anyone would apply Monistat if they didn’t have a yeast infection.
Well, if you’re out of K-Y….
Think of it as upcycling.
Business in the front, party in the back.
Hmmm…I wonder if I could get away with this on casual day…
You say “vagina” I say “hidey-hole for my keys”.
I said that BEFORE I ever saw this jacket.
HAH, I saw this one and submitted it too.
“Back Vag: Because you can never have too many vaginas.”
Because any other big gaping hole would render useless a garment designed to protect you from the elements. But big gaping vagina holes are empowering.
Plus, think how many dirty pennies and bags of heroin you could fit in there
And if you were frisked in the airport you could say really loudly, “Would you KINDLY get your hands OUT of my VAGINA!”
Gosh, it is almost worth the money!
Okay, well, the giant vagina is kind of gross, but I wonder if there’s room in there for, like, a gun or a brick of coke or something. If there’s storage room, then it’s just like the real thing!
Storage would be cool, but kind of impractical… I can’t reach there for an itch, much less for personal protection or my keys.
Let me clarify, now that I read that. I meant my back!
That’s what she said hurr hurr hurr
oh. I see what you mean now.
it reminds me of hunting jackets. Y’know? For people who hunt small game like ducks or rabbits, there’s an opening & the entire back of the jacket is a big pouch to store them in til you get enough. So this might be a good hunting jacket. If I was more computer savvy i”d photoshop a pic with bloody dead animals spilling out of it.
Put some panties on that jacket already!
Yeah, I need to be more careful when I do a search on Etsy. Who knew I’d find this looking for “Army” :/
Vajazzle a unicorn on there and then we’re in business.
Needs a merkin to make it complete…
Perhaps an interchangeable merkin hood?
If you can change your merkin, you should be able to change your back merkin. To reflect your moods, obviously.
Would you wear a merkin with vertebrae appliqued on it, to make the switcheroo complete?
Oookay. That’s gross…yet intriguing. At least someone is doing something original. Oh the things we do for art. @.@
yeah…original is one word for it. Not the word I’d use, but it’s definitely an appropriate descriptor.
Honey, if that’s what you think a vagina looks like, we need to have a little sit down.
Just what occasion would anyone attend wearing this? Besides Larry Flint’s birthday!
Marine “red tent” parties?
According to the full description it’s for the annual Erotic Art Show in Fargo ND. Part of her “Love and Lust” line. My brain isn’t really sure how to process that information.
There’s an Erotic Art Show in *Fargo*?!
Yes. In fact, it’s on at least it’s 5th annual show. In Fargo. I know people in Fargo, and there’s no way they’d go to an Erotic Art Show.
That’s what really grabbed me, too. An Erotic Art Show in FARGO. It’s on February 14. Of course.
For the love of Thor, repaint that poor mannequin. It’s freaking me out!
I couldn’t even look at the racerback tee because of the mannequin’s leprosy. :S
It’s almost as if the jacket were too small and she ripped the middle seam when trying it on, then figured, “I can fix that… WITH A VAGINA!!!”
I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said “put a bird on it”.
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat…
A girl can fix a lot with a vagina…
Now THAT’S empowering…but for some reason it reminds me of the phrase, “Mama always said life is like a box of vagina’s” or possibly “I’ve always relied on the kindness of vaginas”
Ack, I think I’m starting to think like an Etsian, or is it a VagEtsian? Someone help me!
I’m totally stitching that on a pillow.
I don’t know, it kind of looks like a pink taco to me.
that’s what he said?
This really doesn’t work without the penis fanny pack.
I feel like it’s looking at me. Like the All-Seeing Vagina of Sauron.
Say it out loud : I’ve got a vaj and I’m proud!
I think this needs is a fetus handbag with an extra long corded strap.
I left out the “what” in that previous comment… in more ways than one.
Or a uterus purse (via http://www.theanticraft.com)
This reminds me of “Hot Lips” Houlihan on M*A*S*H.
It’s almost like that two mirror effect…endless vajayjays…
If you stabbed her in the back, would that be considered rape?
Is that where the parachute deploys in this particular branch of the Armed Services?
OMG THat would be awesome. I would love to get a little tiny parachute to deploy out of my vagoo. I would love to show that to my in-laws.
Yes I said tiny.
It’s priced at $110.00, but there’s $51.22 stuffed inside it.
LOL, you just made my day, thanks!
I love the juxtaposition of vaginas and the military; Lieutenant Labia, anyone? Hogan’s Hoo Hahs??
Full Petal Jacket?
An entrepreneurial young midwife might want to place a child’s doll into the opening as a great way to advertise her practice.
I wonder if it has herpes.
This is Guillermo del Toro’s perfect woman.
I’d be very careful giving a pat on the back to anyone wearing that jacket.
Is that technically sexual assault, or at least sexual harrassment?
Is it a companion piece to Valerie Export’s “Genital Panic”?
VALIE export, rather. Damn autocorrect.
Does my ehm… look a little too big in that?…
Are her inner labia curly or is that just a location for varicose veins I wasn’t aware of?
Does wearing it make breakdancing more enjoyable?
I am beginning to think that using a sewing machine should be something you have to get a license for. Like driving a car, or owning a firearm.
Seriously, some people should not have sewing machines.
but where would Regretsy be if there was some kind of policing of sewing machine ownership??
I think I’m so thoroughly creeped out by this because it looks like something that belongs in a fucked up anime movie—get too close and you’ll be sucked in and imprisoned by the V demon, whose mortal body is trapped in another dimension until she can collect enough souls to set herself free.
You mean Hintai and yes it does… but there aren’t enough arms yet for the ever present tenticle monster. Perhaps some upcycled fringe could be added.
“A Military Vagina” – R Lee Ermey reads from “The Vagina Monologues”. Now on Broadway, maggots!
… I actually kinda like it…
I laughed so hard I peed a little! Thank goodness my jacket’s not wet! And is just me or does it need a button or something on the upper left? I mean if you want your vag that public, shouldn’t be pierced or something?
my photoshop skills suck, but you get the general idea
Fit that thing with some tubing and squeeze bulb and set me loose in a busy tourist town–summer vacation’s gonna rock this year.
Recipie for fake blood:
Corn syrup, Bosco, red food coloring.
Fill bulb, have fun.
Add Dawn Dishwashing Liquid – it works the best.
How much you wanna bet this got it’s start when someone was playing “Fat Man in a Little Coat?”
Will I be kicked out of April’s Army for strategically using the Vagina motif to boost my sales?
It seems to work for everyone else.
“Created as part of my ‘Love and Lust’ line for the annual Erotic art show in Fargo, ND.” WTF. Do people in Fargo have nothing better to do?
have you been to Fargo?
This one’s going to need a lot of hillbilly bajingo wash.
Has anyone else noticed that the mannikin wearing the jacket looks like Reba McEntire?
Has anyone else noticed that the vaginal walls look like melted hair curlers?
Has anyone else noticed that labial lips now come in paisley?
Prince, we has your new jacket.
It’s hard to believe but this is the first time Regretsy has made me gasp out loud. Why? Why would someone make that?!
Slow dance with her and you may get a vaginal goatse bonus.
But can they add teeth? I’m not interested unless it has teeth.
I’m sorry, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that awful lace was “venereal disease”, although I don’t know of one that could actually eat through your flesh that thoroughly. Couldn’t we at least have a healthy-looking vaj on here?!
Waste of a cute jacket.
I knew from the title that this would be vagina-related.
That’s what I thought about the movie “Snatch.”
this comment reminded me of my little sister’s penchant for calling her vajayay “pee flaps”
appropriate replying for the win!
haven’t even had a drink yet, it’s gonna be a fun night
is there really a market for random things with vaginas on them?
Are you new here?
I have been lurking… But i mean, on etsy … Is there really people going to etsy hoping they find a (insert item) with a vagina pasted wherever it fits?
just curious, don’t mind me.
I think this answers your question nicely:
Now everyone click and comment, and lets see if we can make the front page!
That was pretty self explanatory i guess.
My comment was my sarcastic way of saying “hell yeah!” to your question. Sorry if it sounded like I was actually shooting ya down or something. I would hope most vagina/vulva items they sell get given as joke gifts, but considering the amount of crotch-themed art I’ve seen over at the WTF Tattoo sites, some people out there are serious about their fondness for genitals.
I really like the vagina crayons. Those would be great to hand out at my son’s birthday party.
Wait…wait! I could totally hand them out with this:
Best boys 10th birthday part ever!
Oh don’t worry kat, i didn’t feel shot down at all
Your answer was actually quite good.
I think “butterfly-genus Elizabeth” one needs some Monistat or Vagisil.
Yes Vaginia, there IS a Vagina Clause.
Wow. Contrary to other posters, I love the frilly pink vagina much more than the jacket. I’d like one on the front of a high-waisted pencil skirt – perfect office wear! One of you crafty types get on that, OK? (pun intended)
Imagine you’re wearing this around town on your day off, and it accidentally gets dirty: bird shits on you, coworker trips while carrying open yoghurt, your burping your baby when it pukes. THEN this thing would start getting pretty horrifying pretty fast.
BURRS! Yes! You get burrs stuck to it while out picking wildflowers… perfection!
Picture the look on your dry cleaners face!
*Woman staring out the window*
Her “It’s cold out there!”
*Man with dog sewn to the front of his shirt appears*
Her “Well, fuck me running! It’s Chest-Dick Man!”
Him “I’ll be glad to, if you put on that Back-Vag Jacket!”
*Much fuckery ensued*
damn… dog = DONG*
I really wish I could edit.
Okay that makes more sense now.
Ya’ll come on my back now, ya hear?
Well, you know what this means, right? It is a sign that Etsy is starting a secret Vagina Militia. Soon they will take over the craftosphere with their battalions of gaping genitalia. Their ammunition may be felt and lace, but the impact is permanent. Bring forth the eye bleach, Sergeant!
STICK ‘EM UP.
they look so good because they have a common theme: Army.
All I thought of when I saw this was some penis sneaking up behind her, so I figured, where better to go find one?
1) I love that this is avant garde for Erotic Art in Fargo, ND.
2) I really enjoyed following the ‘See Who Favorites This Item’, including VulvaLoveLovely (who I believe was featured for her lifelike ‘personalized’ vulva portrait necklaces) and a couple of crazy gals who make St. Andrews Crosses (local pickup only, in case you were wondering) and other BDSM furniture. I like it when people can just be themselves about what they like.
Come to think of it, I might put it in my favorites.
Oh wow! Check out the Zombie Lucy Dress!
<img border="0" src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.230253090.jpg"
Grrr. Worked in the preview… try again.
Oh fuck it. Here’s the link.
Random thoughts while looking at this garment:
Imagines people trying to crawl into the hole
Expects an alien to pop out of it at any moment, and possibly attach itself to someone’s face.
If that’s the vagina, where’s the spine?
You can’t even use this to hold your loose change unless you’re really good at yoga,
A jacket with a kangaroo pouch on the front is pedestrian compared to this.
And finally, where is the clitoris?
Plastering a vulva/vagina on yourself is empowering. Indicating that you may actually enjoy said genitals is obscene.
I’m glad my vagina isn’t made out of pink spaghetti.
All of her listings end with her inviting you to convo with any questions. Somehow I don’t think she’d appreciate the questions I have about her “work.”
If the craftsmanship wasn’t complete shit, I’d say it’s worth $50 as an art piece. The seller needs to learn to sew before trying to sell.
Since I didn’t do an “Alejandro” parody for the contest:
She’s got one hand in her pocket,
and her coat looks like a vag, just like a vag…”
That’s vajayjay is way too big to be useful for anything.
When I was pregnant with my twins, I carried in the front (you couldn’t even tell I was pregnant if you saw me from behind).
I’m guessing she’d carry in the back…
Also, assuming her uterus is still in the same place, she’s going to have one helluva time giving birth. There’s a reason the vagina is at the bottom, people.
Did David Cronenberg start a clothing line?
Think of the children. Children will be looking at this. Pretty soon everyone will become desensitized at the sight of genitals. Next thing you know sex won’t be dirty anymore, and the poor kids won’t realize how much more fun it was when it was dirty. I feel for the poor things.
Gives new meaning to Militant Cunt.
Wait, has any one noticed the freakish lack of CLIT? WTF, that’s the best part and it seems to have been forgotten… as it is so often in real life.
Shouldn’t that coat be made of beaver pelt?
This would be the PERFECT GIFT to accompany the red tent necklace. Almost too perfect.
You’d have to be a dummy to wear this
She didn’t understand why she was constantly being stabbed in the back with porkswords. She was a really sweet girl at heart…
At least it can be taken off, unlike this tattoo!
bummer… I’d just saved up my penis. I mean my pennies… my PENNIES.
This reminds me of a joke I read a while ago.
A couple are having an argument. He says ‘Your box is much too small, and you have no tits.”
She replies “Get off my back, Barry!”
This just seems unsafe to me, there should at least be an attachable diaphragm that goes with it… Such a bad example for the children.
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