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I’m sure Charles and Camilla will get this for the royal couple. They really need a new fridge; The old one doesn’t even make ice anymore! Kate thinks it’s because Will always has the door open, making those Dagwood sandwiches. “Blimey, close the door! What were you, raised in a livery? I’m not paying to refrigerate the whole annex!” Crazy kids.
March 24, 2011 at 10:05 am
So, let me get this straight? You’d be eating out a royal each time you took food from your fridge? Ha!
Sausage, anyone?
March 24, 2011 at 10:44 am
Are you hear all week?
Should I try the veal?
March 24, 2011 at 10:46 am
Sorry about the typo, it sorta ruins it.
No, wait, it wasn’t a typo – it’s a meta reference to Charles’ ears! Really!
March 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Don’t forget to tip your waitresses!
March 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Ooh, NICE save, monekey33!
March 24, 2011 at 10:05 am
I like to think of such items as crazy barometers. If I see one in the home of a new friend, I’m out the door like there’s a sale on barn wood.
March 24, 2011 at 10:06 am
The panels with the picture are removeable and interchangeable. What other sorts of designs would we want to see on a refrigerator…
***Wayne’s World dream sequence noises and hand gestures…***
March 24, 2011 at 10:10 am
I want a William Perry model.
March 24, 2011 at 10:19 am
Harry and Kate, of course. I want it to match my china!
March 24, 2011 at 2:04 pm
March 24, 2011 at 10:30 am
I need one of Prince Poppycock!
March 24, 2011 at 10:33 am
March 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Photobucket has warned me I am getting near bandwidth limit. I am not signing up for the dee-luxe package, so enjoy the images until they are blocked, bitches!
March 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm
I had to get hosting. I actually found a free hosting thing, where I have to log into a forum once a week or month or something to keep it. If you’d like I’ll post the like for you.
March 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Congratulations, bitches! We have broken my Photobucket account for the month! Crack open the Absolut Pear and ginger to celebrate this milestone!
March 24, 2011 at 10:34 am
Mittens!
March 24, 2011 at 10:36 am
Tosh and Cena, of course. But I want the graphic carefully placed so I, too, can tug on Daniel Tosh’s balls whenever I need the ranch dressing.
March 24, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Unrelated, tiny giraffe, but your username made me think of this
March 25, 2011 at 12:51 am
Awesome! I clicked on “I Want Giraffe”, & was congratulated that I “make 107,426 on waiting list for petite lap giraffe. Share greatest news with family on the facebook or tweeter.”
These are the cutest things ever.
March 24, 2011 at 10:46 am
March 24, 2011 at 10:49 am
Is this real?! If so AB is totally my new fridge! ::swoon::
March 24, 2011 at 11:10 am
sorry. just my imagination.
March 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Sad. I wanted to keep my fun vicodin cupcakes in it!
March 24, 2011 at 9:23 pm
That would be kinda awesome
March 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm
I would have this in my kitchen.
March 25, 2011 at 8:14 am
At least this one makes SENSE – he’s a kick-ass chef. Compared to two people who’ve most likely never once cooked??
March 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
It was Alton Brown. And he’ll be back April 4.
March 24, 2011 at 10:51 am
March 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Sold!
March 24, 2011 at 1:58 pm
And all your kid’s artwork will look like masterpieces when displayed on this realistic-looking barnwood!
March 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 11:09 am
March 24, 2011 at 11:21 am
I kinda love that one!
March 24, 2011 at 11:40 am
I like this one too. Now if there were only one little item that doesn’t belong placed amongst the produce. lol
March 24, 2011 at 11:43 am
The cabbage needs a shrug
March 25, 2011 at 5:33 am
the cabbage needs a mustache. on a Popsicle stick.
March 24, 2011 at 11:46 am
I like this one too. Though it’s already scary enough peering into my fridge filled with moldy leftovers and my dripping box of wine without seeing this immaculate picture first.
March 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Hahaha is it sad that if I were buying a new fridge, I would buy one that looked like this? XD!!
March 24, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I absolutely would! It’s fantastic!
-Car’s In The Shop, Already Started Drinking
March 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Restored.
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March 24, 2011 at 11:19 am
Here’s a template. Knock yourselves out. I want a
drinknap now.March 24, 2011 at 12:48 pm
March 24, 2011 at 6:39 pm
This could help me with my diet. I’d get so depressed by sad hipster every time I went to open the door, I’d eventually quit eating altogether.
March 25, 2011 at 10:03 am
@bager In this context, he looks slightly more like Judgmental Hipster. “You’ll never fit into these blue spandex pants if you keep snacking at night.”
March 24, 2011 at 1:57 pm
YEAH AND IT WILL MAKE STAR WARS NOISES WHEN I OPEN IT!!!
I WANT
March 24, 2011 at 2:33 pm
You’re my new interior decorator!
March 24, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Dude I want this one!
March 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm
the dreams of my youth have just been fulfilled!
March 24, 2011 at 6:54 pm
That’s no moon!
That’s a cheese ball.
March 25, 2011 at 7:56 am
LOVELOVELOVE
March 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pressed ham!
March 25, 2011 at 1:57 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 11:32 am
I want my fridge to look like a TARDIS.
March 24, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I know someone who would buy a TARDIS fridge. She already has a TARDIS wardrobe.
March 24, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Mmmm…Tom Baker! I have photoshopped a lovely TARDIS fridge, how do I post it?
March 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 12:58 am
I would actually buy an MST3K one.
March 24, 2011 at 10:06 am
and when Grandmummy Elizabeth finally expires, the royal couple can keep her in the freezer.
Y’know, if they really want to….
March 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
I’m afraid it might clash with their Sylvia Plath oven.
March 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
But it will look great with their Regretsy trash compactor.
March 24, 2011 at 10:16 am
They make one of those? Does it come with an octopus on barn wood?
March 24, 2011 at 10:38 am
Best comment, right here.
March 24, 2011 at 10:51 am
And their Remains of the Day lunchbox.
March 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
What GE isn’t telling anyone is that the eyes in the photo are actually CCD camera arrays and they are watching what goes on in the kitchen.
They have purchased kitchencam.xxx domain specifically for people having sex on their kitchen tables and counters.
Next year, the refrigerators will apprise you of your appearance and recommend foods to eat from the fridge.
“We Bring Good Things To Life”
March 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Dr. Frankenstien worked for GE!
March 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
If only the image had been moved just slightly up and to the left–ice from the left nostril, water from the right.
March 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
Imagine seeing that in the middle of the night, kitchen dimly lit, while you’re drinking chilled Mylanta straight from the bottle. That’s the moment you reexamine your priorities in life.
March 24, 2011 at 10:08 am
Is this some sort of cunning plan to stop people from eating too much?
Ship to America and watch as the obeseity problem evaporates in weeks!
March 24, 2011 at 10:10 am
*You all didn’t see my spelling mistake or you’re all too drunk to care
March 24, 2011 at 10:46 am
Too drunk to care.
March 24, 2011 at 10:08 am
Does it come with erasable markers to draw ironic mustaches on the
holyroyal couple?March 24, 2011 at 10:25 am
no need! simply purchase some mustache fridge magnets on Etsy – I’m sure you’ll find some if you look. otherwise, convo me
March 24, 2011 at 11:37 am
http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?q=mustache+magnets
Damn if you weren’t right!
March 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Omg. Lol. Favorited.
March 24, 2011 at 10:30 am
Perhaps I could interest you in this extra large mustache on a stick?
March 24, 2011 at 10:57 am
That’s $600. It’s vintage punksteam.
March 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm
HAHAHA! Oh this made my day. (I’m now envisioning some enterprising asshat cutting a broom so it looks like it’s in the shape of a curvy moustache, “justifying” a price increase for all its innovative hipster whimsy while simultaneously rendering the broom useless).
March 24, 2011 at 10:09 am
Perhaps some Prince William commemorative Rogaine would be a better gift for the happy couple.
March 24, 2011 at 10:27 am
once again fridge magnets could really save the day! hats, toupees, fascinators, everything to cover or distract could be hot glued to a magnet.
March 24, 2011 at 11:07 am
Don’t be so cruel, you know that rogaine only works in the back? My fiance found this out in the saddest way….
March 24, 2011 at 11:10 am
So now he’s bald with a hairy back?
March 24, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Actually, it makes the hair that can grow, grow faster, but it does nothing to stop hair from falling out. You need something that stops excess testosterone from forming a certain chemical in your scalp that kills the hair folicles.
March 24, 2011 at 10:10 am
It’s April 1st already, right?
No?
Damnit!
March 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm
We always put April first!
March 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm
April just passed you a twenty, didn’t she?
March 25, 2011 at 6:13 am
SHHHH! Everyone will want one!
March 24, 2011 at 10:11 am
Match your mood!
March 24, 2011 at 10:21 am
OMG I wasn’t sure at first it this was going to be a porn movie or a commercial. Why is she twirling in the woods? WTF? DUCKS? And the personal panels, why won’t they let that poor girl go to the toilet? She’s doing a goddamn jig trying to measure up that shit!
I
wantNEED an Astro-Glo Bronze refrigerator, that shit would look so HAWT in our kitchen.March 24, 2011 at 10:24 am
“Did I remember to take my mind altering drugs? Oh yes, I did!” *off to the woods to find dead animals to craft with*
March 24, 2011 at 10:43 am
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March 24, 2011 at 11:35 am
Holy crap, that is the coolest thing I have ever seen! (Said in my best Beevis imitation)
At first, I was all, “6 1/2 minutes of refrigerator commercial? I’ll doze off in the middle!” Then it got to the good part, and well–what an emotional rollercoaster! First, I so wanted the Rattan finish with Cher’s eyes coming out of the middle, then there was the Surftex Black to go with my Hi Fi (go google it, kids), and then they got to the DIY part, where you can stick on the upholstery from the living room Davenport (like I said, google it, I’m too old to keep explaining these references to you). Plus, I want that vinyl gogo dress so bad now.
This is why so many of the women on Etsy are my age–this commercial came out when I was a year old, so it was my generation that grew up with this bullshit with our own DIY stay-at-home-til-they-got-the-trendy-70s-divorce Moms. We all think we can stop it—BUT WE ALL BECOME OUR MOTHERS SOMEDAY.
March 24, 2011 at 2:33 pm
I’m 39 and I’m my mom already.
March 24, 2011 at 11:41 am
That was the longest commercial ever. Oh, and I always go-go dance while doing home dec projects.
March 24, 2011 at 12:27 pm
That was amazing! This is why we’ve all become fat, jealous losers- we were programmed to spend time idolizing our magnificent refrigerators.
March 24, 2011 at 12:36 pm
I’ve always wanted to wallpaper my refrigerator
March 24, 2011 at 3:20 pm
If I wallpapered mine to match my walls, would that make it harder to find? Easiest diet ever, or best excuse not to cook.
March 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm
SUPREME WALNUT! YES! (what it means, I don’t know…but I’m on board)
It’s good to know that our generation didn’t originate the fuckery…the bit with her in the woods looks like the inspiration for 99% of the idiotic etsy descriptions that start off talking about how a seller pulled their overpriced magical quilting squares out of the hollow of an enchanted tree while conversing with their goose friends in the land of faerie dreams.
March 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm
OH MY GAWD. Wonder where those girls are today? And girlie, I wouldn’t dance while using those scissors. They’d be in their 60′s I’d guess?
March 24, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Yay! Some drug-addled (for your sake I hope so, poor things) people actually watched this!
March 24, 2011 at 10:36 pm
It did border on the tl;dw razor’s edge, didn’t it?
March 24, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Where was this commercial screened? Surely it is far too long for tv. Movies?
Morbidly fascinating…
March 24, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Did anyone else find the opening music slightly off and a little sinister? I kept thinking of “Manos,the Hands of Fate.”
March 25, 2011 at 8:26 am
I’m picturing the chick who made the “breezy” apron dancing like that as she cooks and sews…
March 25, 2011 at 8:30 am
And really, I thought advertisers TODAY thought that the public as a whole was stupid….but hell, this commercial seems to imply we’re all morons…”Look, you can customize it! Match your decor! Or your dress! Or your party, the season of year, your hair!” Like people couldn’t figure that out once they saw it was fully customizable?
You can use it multipurpose….
March 24, 2011 at 10:14 am
At least they’ll be on removable panels. I’d be swearing up and down that those eyes are following me around the kitchen.
March 24, 2011 at 10:15 am
You have to be a special kind of crazy to want a royal couple fridge in your kitchen!
March 24, 2011 at 10:36 am
Is this some sort of euphemism?
March 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm
The Bucket Residence
March 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I thumbsed up you because I suspect no-one else will. (‘Thumbsed you up’?)
March 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Thanks! you must come to a candleight supper!
March 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Will you be using the Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles?
March 24, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Of course!
March 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm
That’s pronounced “The boo-KAY Residence.” And the Lady of the House Is Speaking.
March 24, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I’m so old I actually get the reference. Thumbs up!
March 24, 2011 at 2:55 pm
I am 29 and I get that reference.
March 24, 2011 at 7:01 pm
I’m *not* old and I get the reference! LOL
March 24, 2011 at 7:00 pm
YES! Creepy in a Hyacinth kind of way!
March 24, 2011 at 10:15 am
Maybe someone should create some other “personalized” designs…perhaps featuring an octopus on some barn wood?
March 24, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Scroll up.
March 24, 2011 at 10:20 am
So, in six months, after Kate is tired of shagging Willy, he can call this his ‘frigid heir’.
March 24, 2011 at 11:43 am
Don’t you mean, Wills?
March 24, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Nah, she forgot to put the word “his” in front of “Willy.”
March 24, 2011 at 10:21 am
Ok. This is like something that the crew on 30 Rock would think up when Jack has a serious deadline and is desperate enough to actually ask them for their help with some stupid GE project.
I can’t wait for the Bitenuker to finally come out…
March 24, 2011 at 10:29 am
If I lived in a world where all my birthday wishes came true, I would live in a palace surrounded by all this whimsical fuckery and this refrigerator would contain endless amounts of liquid consolation…
March 24, 2011 at 10:29 am
LOL and I thought my royal wedding meerkats were going too far….I’m so tame.
March 24, 2011 at 10:35 am
You need to offer a photo of your royal wedding meerkats on a dollhouse sized refrigerator
March 24, 2011 at 6:48 pm
You have royal wedding meerkats? Could you paint them on panels so I could redo my fridge?
March 24, 2011 at 10:30 am
Why not take it a step further and honor William’s parents, too?
Paint ears on the inside of the doors and whenever you open it – bingo! Prince Charles! Top it off with keeping Diana in the freezer and now you have a truly comemerative icebox!
March 24, 2011 at 10:32 am
If there were a seller on etsy making customizable fridge decals…
My first thought is a goatse tribute door decal covers hehe.
March 24, 2011 at 10:46 am
Sick. I like it, but sick.
March 24, 2011 at 11:45 am
I would never eat. So, I guess I’d be skinny again…
March 24, 2011 at 10:33 am
What’s next, the Brangelina toaster, the Posh and Becks dishwasher? If this ever happens, I’ll be first in line for the Sylvia Plath oven.
March 24, 2011 at 10:34 am
I’m going to admit that I really like the idea of being able to personalize my fridge……just not with celebrity photos.
Then again, I also bought a set of those Wal-mart personalized photo pillowcases for my sister…..so maybe I’m not the best judge of this. LOL
March 24, 2011 at 10:38 am
I can see this being popular with bulimics.
March 24, 2011 at 10:41 am
Exactly what I wanted: to have a royal and rich married couple being all lovey-dovey in my kitchen for the rest of the refrigerator’s natural life. Nothing like freaking out in the middle of a midnight munchie attack and filling the fridge with double-ought buck because you think someone’s spooning between you and the Ben & Jerry’s.
And don’t give them ideas; next thing you know, they’ll have Bella & Edward panels for this tub o’ shit.
March 24, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Here’s an idea: stencil some interchangeable panels for your toilet tank, so you could have a royal flush.
March 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm
wah wah wah waaaaaah
March 24, 2011 at 10:45 am
My first thought…everyone will want panels with their kids and their pets.
My second thought … Michael Jackson and Elvis. And after yesterday, Liz.
I’m going to take a nap and see what other fuckery I can imagine for a Dream Fridge.
March 24, 2011 at 10:48 am
Tell me that wouldn’t scare the shit out of you in the middle of the night…
March 24, 2011 at 10:50 am
so…..they can’t have children?
March 24, 2011 at 10:53 am
This fridge would push me the one-half-mile closer to eating-disorderville. She is so skinny, and I want to look my absolute best before The Big Day!
March 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm
What happened to my halo’d Cthulhu monster logo?!
That’s okay, I guess. I’m just glad no one can discuss doing that unoriginal bulimic thing that was funny when I heard it on Anchorman but not ever again. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, GOOD FOR YOU.)
March 24, 2011 at 10:57 am
my baby daddy went to England last week and he got me a goddamn William and Kate mug. 2 weeks in England and that’s all i get! i don’t even drink tea for fuck’s sake!
March 24, 2011 at 11:11 am
It’s not just for tea. You can use multipurpose!
March 24, 2011 at 11:13 am
Put that sucker on Ebay! Some weirdo will want it; they always do.
March 24, 2011 at 11:21 am
After our recent photoshop contest, I would never settle for a mug featuring the correct William and Kate.
March 24, 2011 at 11:00 am
I wonder how many people would walk into the kitchen in the middle of the night and freak out thinking someone was watching them?
March 24, 2011 at 11:01 am
I’ll take it, but only if it comes with fun magnets. I want Prince William in a pimp hat and gold teeth, and Kate wearing a rainbow fro and nose that beeps. Is that too much to ask?
March 24, 2011 at 11:03 am
What I don’t understand is who buys this crap??
Why would you want memorabilia from someone else’s wedding hanging in your home?
Or is it some kind of a British thing I don’t get?
March 24, 2011 at 11:05 am
Asked the English boyfriend and he assures me he doesn’t get it either.
March 24, 2011 at 12:13 pm
I wish I had an English boyfriend to ask question like that.
March 24, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Agreed. I have so many questions about English culture that my Kentuckian boyfriend can’t answer. He just stares at me blankly.
March 24, 2011 at 12:33 pm
/English.
/doesn’t get it.
March 24, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Also English.
Also without understanding.
March 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I’m Canadian and not British, but some of my mother’s friends are REALLY into the royals. Not enough to buy a hideous fridge but enough to buy teacups and a bunch of royal gossip magazines. It’s like celebrity worship but mainly for older ladies.
March 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
You might not have your own fairy tale wedding or prince charming but now you can covet someone else’s!
March 24, 2011 at 11:05 am
Kate is not amused:
(Courtesy of one of my new fav blogs: http://katemiddletonforthewin.tumblr.com/ )
March 24, 2011 at 11:10 am
The Royal Couple is … frigid.
March 24, 2011 at 11:11 am
For those with a bottom freezer:
March 24, 2011 at 11:46 am
I’m feeling too grody to make one for myself, but I’d love a fridge with Gordon Ramsay on the door. Complete with sound:
“Madame — come here, you. You BLEEP! What the BLEEP are you doing with that chicken? It’s RAW! You’ll BLEEPing KILL someone! It’s not POSSIBLE! OUT! GET OUT! Oh my gaaaaaaaaahd …”
March 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I love Gordan Ramsay. He’s so sweet seeming in other stuff and crazy on his show. You get a little bit of everything!
March 24, 2011 at 4:40 pm
My aunt met him once. Some restaurant in Baltimore. She said he’s actually very nice in person.
March 24, 2011 at 12:10 pm
is this fridge available in gumball clown?
March 24, 2011 at 12:18 pm
YES!
March 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm
DARLING,
Everything in here has expired…
March 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Thanks for the image, lemon_bombs
March 24, 2011 at 1:46 pm
There goes my appetite.
March 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Snails, or oysters tonight?
March 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm
You are all so welcome, fellow Thugs.
March 24, 2011 at 1:44 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm
I can’t decide, cheese or yeast?
March 24, 2011 at 2:10 pm
To quote my bitter brit boyfriend,
“CELEBRATE, PEASANTS!”
I don’t know of a single briton under 50 that gives a fuck about these two.
March 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Willing to share that boyfriend? Always had a thing for snitty brits.
March 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Never. It’s the attitude, not the accent. However, you may join us for a night of hot glue, crank and sex- iffin’ you like.
I will expect you to bring your own natty light caps to upcycle into shit candles, though.
March 24, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Sounds like a party, I’ll bring the Gin and Crumpets.
March 24, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Gin and crumpets, sounds swanky…
March 24, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Well… having one’s engagement photo plastered to the fridge is one was to prevent piling on the post nuptual pounds. Can I get one with my head photoshopped onto a 500 lb body? That would work too
March 24, 2011 at 2:59 pm
That would be a lovely thing to encounter when one wakes up for their midnight snack.
March 24, 2011 at 3:04 pm
I would buy it. I would buy it and I would love it. I was talking with a friend yesterday about it (because I am so hipster I saw it before it was on regretsy) and said I just need mustache magnets and white board markers and it is free entertainment. If I win large amounts of money in the next month I will post pictures of it in my kitchen.
Plus (being recently separated from my husband) it will give me someone to talk with once the kids are in bed. Wine, vicodin, my cats and Wills (and Kate) on a Friday night. People are jealous – JEALOUS I tells ya! Just wait until I get to my highschool reunion….
March 24, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Maybe Wills and Kate are giving those away as wedding favors. You know I’m expecting to bring home something big from that party.
March 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Now with hard-to-clean textured surface!
March 24, 2011 at 8:28 pm
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March 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Gives a new meaning for Edna’s Edibles