Also, I’m going to start taking my Etsy shop pictures with completely random and irrelevant props now. What does a vintage eggbeater have to do with knitted hats? WHO THE FUCK CARES IT’S WHIMSICLE
Seriously? Is there some sort of rule that there *always* has to be that one person who ruins a perfectly good mocking session with “lolz omg shez a man”?
Well shoot! How silly of me! With it still basically being winter here, I had packed away all my good “looking out of windows” sweaters. How could I have forgotten about this beloved part of my wardrobe?
If it were just the hood that was asymmetrical… oh, and if it weren’t insanely overpriced… I could consider buying it. It’s actually kind of cute (until you look at the bottom half).
I almost get the price from a labor perspective. That fabric is hard to work with. Hard to get those (admittedly) nice finished edges to it…it was made to ruffle.. That’s why the seams are wide, I think.
So..it was a total pain in the ass to make this fail. Aw.
I was thinking the same thing. I like the fabric, and maybe if the asymmetry was a little less severe…but damn, I can drape some tissue paper over my body for $2.00 and spend the other $98 on hookers and blow (cheap hookers).
Obviously you just can’t read right. It says RIGHT in her description that you can wear them “by the piece for a subtle trickery of the eyes” and also, as has already been noted, according to how austentacios you happen to be feeling. Surely you can’t also expect her to tell you whether one leg cage is more or less austentacios than two. I mean it’s all about being creative and whimsicle and letting your inner faerie eye guide your choices! Duh. Oh, and catnapping—it’s also about catnapping while wearing elastic leg tourniquets.
well, she meant ostentatious, which means pretentious, which is what she is. she should have used “completely fucking stupid”, which is what everything she sells is. christ, my brain.
industrial weight elastic webbing = 50 yds for 5 bucks on ebay. Looking, they took her roughly 5-10 minutes to make. While high price might be justified on the more difficult fabric, this is robbery, I don’t care how much tomfoolery they can handle.
White thread, on black fabric, really? Why not go all out and use red flashing neon arrows to call attention to it? I guess that would detract to much from “…your most extraordinary belt”.
When you ultra-DXO your descrip, push pouty, and fit the fave stats (grey, $100, Bklyn-semi-faerie) you too are worthy of Admin adoration! FP 200 times!
I believe she was going for ostentatious, which is a fancy word for pretentious. Which pretty much describes her entire shop. She can obviously sew well, since when does that mean you can charge $120 for some ridiculous rubber leg bands.
Think of all the hip little sad babies they’ll make. I hope someone is knitting asymmetrical baby sweaters and gluing mustaches to formula bottles in advance of the blessed event.
“This sweater will protect you on chilled autumn evenings”…as long as you’re fine with only being 3/4 warm. Oh, and as long as chilled doesn’t mean anything colder than 65 degrees. And also as long as there’s no breeze to whip that light-as-hell fabric away from you.
Ugh I am originally from Pittsburgh and yes it does get pretty cold there….you’d do better with a wool jacket after say…mid-september, so I don’t know what she’s talking about!
When I read her location, everything made sense to me…weird and undeserved smugness. But she has to have an Etsy shop because I feel like most people IN PITTSBURGH wouldn’t dish out this kind of cash. Pittsburgh is a sweatpants and stained t-shirt town!
Breeding is overrated and mainstream. It’s way more underground to dig up corpses and connect them with one armed asymmetrical hooded sweaters. It’s called Recycling.
Thank you for the Theo Huxtable picture! As soon as I saw the hoodie I immediately thought of that episode of the Cosby show! Scrolled down to comment and there it was! Great minds think alike!
I love that episode of the Cosby Show, where Denise promises Theo she can make him this hip, couture shirt and she sucks at it. She would have had the most profitable Etsy store EVER!
The fact that she wrote that in her description leads me to believe she is fully aware that anyone buying and/or wearing this item will look like a complete asshat, and will thus need protection. From “detractors”.
(Like anything short of a volcanic eruption could detract from the fug, anyway. Sigh.)
I need a mental break from looking at this listing. I’m just going to cut up a hoodie from the thrift store. Cha-ching. I just saved $97! Thanks Regretsy!
You know, as a fashion piece (i.e. not something I would ever EVER wear) I actually kind of like this.
That being said, the description is so pretentious it makes me want to a punch a kitten and then go to a NASCAR race. And I really don’t want to do that.
Does Etsy offer some sort of random word generator for listers to make long rambling descriptions of their items? This woman’s descriptions are ALL like this one!
p.s. Would Etsy accept a complaint on the moral grounds that this loose hoodie is cohabitating with all sorts of clothes outside the bonds of matrimony?
and if those sharp decisive angles don’t guard and defend you, you can use the cast-iron typewrite to ward off the physical elements so you are sure to get that much needed mental break(down). Nurse Ratched, I need my pills, it’s time to stare out the window now.
Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
March 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Scene: the sewing and craft room at the 4-H
LOLITA: Miss Hipster? I totally cut this shirt pattern wrong, and I don’t have any more fabric!
LOLITA SOBS INTO THE POORLY CUT SHIRT FRONT
MISS HIPSTER: Here… Take these snaps – LaSondra isn’t using them. Prentend it’s a hood, and we can sell it on Etsy so you can get your own sewing machine. Just stop crying, PLEASE!
I love that book. “Some motels had instructions pasted above the toilet (on whose tank the towels were unhygienically heaped) asking guests not to throw into its bowl garbage, beer cans, cartons, stillborn babies…”
Okay, given that half of this is missing and the fabric looks like tissue paper, I’m failing to see how this “protects” you from the elements in any sense.
I’m not going to lie, I kind of like the looks of it, but as a cold-blooded California native, if I tried to wear this in a Chicago winter they’d find me dead of hypothermia in a fucking alley fifteen minutes after I left home.
The hidden gem in this picture is how the front of her shorts is so baggy it looks like she could be smuggling something. What’s the opposite of camel toe called?
This shit looks like something a second-year fashion design major would make. “Look everyone! I just discovered asymmetrical hemlines!” Fail on the button placement too.
I was hoping someone else noticed that. The buttons are what’s really just driving me nuts here. Granted, they aren’t the easiest thing to place, but those gaps are freaking huge! I could hand-sew them better……..
I know. My feeling was, it was okay on top–you know the feeling when you want to wear a hoodie but it’s too hot? This would be great for that. Then I saw the buttons and I thought, aw, too bad she can sew about as well as I can. Then I saw the hemline and I thought, perhaps this was a metric/English conversion issue.
Yep, so do I. Sometimes I even do colour/color, aluminium/aluminum and jewellery/jewelry. When I’m bored and can’t think of any whimsicle tags that might attract rich hipsters, of course.
I think she’s also confused about her place of residence. There are no tragic hipsters in Pittsburgh. We like cheap beer, football, and french fries ON our sandwiches.
This hoodie would never keep you warm here in western PA on a chilled autumn evening, unless you were already inside the house with the heat cranked up. At which point, no one would see you wearing this tragic hipster look. Which, I suppose might be why I’ve never noticed any tragic hipsters around town…
I recently managed to ‘escape’ an assisted living facility… thank you for the flashbacks from the mention of coverall. Bingo was one of the only things to do, and most of the time, it made me want to wheel myself in front of a bus. Must go drink more to stop the screaming in my head.
Aaah I was just in Austin last weekend (like half the planet was) and there are soooo many of them there. I live in Denton, which is like Little Austin. There is no escape for us
Seattle is infested with them. Getting a coffee from anywhere but Starbucks is like attending a hipster dickhose convention. A Sea of skin tight jeans, slouchy hats and chunky glasses.
We have it pretty damn bad in Brooklyn too. And also, many of them obsessively talk about visiting Portland/Seattle like they’re planning a pilgrimage to Mecca.
I totally get it. The item “wards off detractors, cynics, and naysayers” and is “armoured and hooded.” She could have just simply written “It repels the sane to keep thier smell off of you so you can get close enough to a hipster without having to suffer from its scathing ironic disdain long enough to taze it, fill it up with anti-depressants, and leave it quivering in a pool of self loathing.”
Seriously though… “Hispter Camo” would have been a much more successful a title.
Cause I would TOTALLY pay $100 bucks for that pleasure.
I like the idea of the hood, but not in whatever God-forsaken fabric that is. I could also do without the big long flap on the right-hand side, and the penis for that matter.
My kids mess up buttoning their jackets all the time. So now all I need to do is make their hoods “asymmetrical” and then then I can throw it on etsy and charge $100?! Sweet.
May I interupt the half-assed hoodie for the following announcement: April’s Army team on etsy should now be tagging their items with “teamapril”. Etsy’s rules require that team tags include the word ‘team’, and we all want to follow the rules, because… ummm… yeah, I forget…
Teamapril sounds like something Pfizer would market. Pronounced “tee-am-uh-pril.” Most of us fat ugly jealous losers could probably use a Teamapril prescription, at that.
She got the other half of the sweater stuck in the typewriter, right?
….Right? The sweater is saying “Let me protect you”… from the typewriter because this is all one giant deleted scene from Beauty and the Beast/The Brave Little Toaster and any minute now Angela Lansbury is going to show up dressed like a teapot and end this nonsense. I hope.
I actually met my first identifiable hipster today. Went to the Mountain Tower in Hot Springs. Cashier was this 4’10″ 80 pound college student. Guy had on super-tight jeans, black plastic frame glasses.
Managed to look up long enough from his iPhone long enough to sneer at me and my kids before ringing up kiddo’s “semi-precious gemstones.” Must have been interrupting his screenplay research…..
Anyway, he was a total douche. I bet he would have loved this cowl/hoodie/shrinkwrap thing……
Postmenopaws (twiddles pointy objects)
March 24, 2011 at 1:01 am
Last weekend, my mother, my niece, and I went to a Japanese restaurant, looking forward to tepanyaki. Let me warn you: NEVER go to a tepanyaki restaurant near a college on a Saturday morning. Mom and Niece thought I was insane, giggling throughout lunch at the literal HERD of hipsters infesting the tepanyaki tables and sushi bar (we had to sit at a regular table and order off the menu). ‘Twas a veritable sea of black plastic glasses and ironic cardigans! Much fun was had by all. Or me, at least.
My first thought on reading “disastrously coveted”, was “oh for christ’s sake.” Even if I was remotely skinny enough to look good in her clothes, some of which actually kinda pretty, the godawful pretentiousness of the descriptions would still annoy me enough to keep me from buying anything. “Beware the fully functioning zipper as it will occasionally attract a miscreant or two.” I know etsy likes for sellers to have cutesy descriptions for their items, but jesus christ.
She looks miserable because she’s wearing garbage! Yes, these clothes take away your will to smile, she makes bad decisions and no one thinks that funny.
Also, I think that she’s wearing a vintage fox ring.
Sometimes I feel vulnerable, WAY too symmetrical and as though I could use some help gazing out my window. I think that sweater and me are two searching halves.
This Sunday Sunday Sunday!!! It’s an epic battle to the death as the Three Wolf Moon shirt comes out of retirement to take on the newcomer—Asymmetrical Hoodie, aka Grey Gray, aka The Foggy Fragile Romantic Angular Armored Ghost. Will AH’s guarding and defending skills be enough to stave off the fury of the Big Bad Wolves? Or will the power of a lupine trifecta, even after considerable time out of the ring, be too much for this delicate featherweight to bear?
I admit.. I really like a lot of her designs. I would buy that that leaf applique tank in a heart beat if it wasn’t so over prices or if it were sewn better.
Note to seller: “All-Purpose” thread is not really “all purpose”.
“My inspiration for this part-time cowl? Oh, that time I came out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my tights. And they all laughed. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES? Who’s laughing now?”
I have to say, when I saw the first part of this I was like, dang, that’s really cute, I like the slightly asymmetrical hood; why is this on Regretsy? And then I scrolled down. Oh.
In non fuckery related news, can anyone explain what all the members only posts are to me?
March 23, 2011 at 6:39 pm
What is that on her right leg? A holster? Are hipsters packing now?
March 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Also, I’m going to start taking my Etsy shop pictures with completely random and irrelevant props now. What does a vintage eggbeater have to do with knitted hats? WHO THE FUCK CARES IT’S WHIMSICLE
March 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Packing Parliaments.
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
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March 23, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Seriously? Is there some sort of rule that there *always* has to be that one person who ruins a perfectly good mocking session with “lolz omg shez a man”?
March 25, 2011 at 8:34 pm
*does shot* Thanks, pandahugger. I was way to sober for regretsy.
March 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm
There’s more to her assymetricality than meets the eye. It’s actually a prosthesis and she’s going to whack you into submission with it.
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
That holster contains a surprise for anyone who hates on the soft tones of her hand-dyed Depends.
March 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Cage tights.
One..um..cage tight.
yeah.
March 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Maybe she’s going for the froufroufemme Lara Croft look.
March 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I was thinking “peg-leg” myself. Or hoping. Thinking or hoping.
March 23, 2011 at 6:39 pm
So…absurdly light-weight short sleeved jackets protect you from what on chilled autumn evenings? Warmth?
March 23, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Yeah just looking at that thing makes me shiver.
March 23, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Didn’t you read the description – it’s for looking out the window. Just pop it on and stare into space!
March 23, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Well shoot! How silly of me! With it still basically being winter here, I had packed away all my good “looking out of windows” sweaters. How could I have forgotten about this beloved part of my wardrobe?
March 24, 2011 at 8:53 am
I’ve been making due with my “waiting for the coffee to drip” shroud but it’s just not the same.
March 23, 2011 at 6:39 pm
More like….BAJINGO.
March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm
If it were just the hood that was asymmetrical… oh, and if it weren’t insanely overpriced… I could consider buying it. It’s actually kind of cute (until you look at the bottom half).
March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
i agree. if it were all one length i’d be all over it.
March 23, 2011 at 7:16 pm
You could always “fix” the hem line.
March 23, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Not for $100
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
I almost get the price from a labor perspective. That fabric is hard to work with. Hard to get those (admittedly) nice finished edges to it…it was made to ruffle.. That’s why the seams are wide, I think.
So..it was a total pain in the ass to make this fail. Aw.
Double
March 23, 2011 at 9:53 pm
I was thinking the same thing. I like the fabric, and maybe if the asymmetry was a little less severe…but damn, I can drape some tissue paper over my body for $2.00 and spend the other $98 on hookers and blow (cheap hookers).
March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm
As someone who loves lolita fashion and is sick of it being thrown around Etsy like it’s goddamn vintage, I’m so glad you put it on the board.
i wanna play 2 pleez
March 24, 2011 at 1:47 am
A fellow LF lover, yay! But yes – horrible mis-use on Etsy gets to me.
March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm
i <3 you.
March 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm
That’s not even the worst price for her things…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/57884190/fully-entranced-elastic-bandage-cage?ref=v1_other_2
$120 for elastic bands, I mean, “leggings.”
Also, I don’t even think “austentacios” is a word. I looked it up.
March 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Well, at least that explains my question in comment #1 about what’s on her leg. Doesn’t explain why she’s only wearing one, though.
March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
She was feeling particularly “austentacios” the day she took that picture, which is understandable, given all of the protection that hoodie gives her.
March 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Maybe it’s “Jane Austentacios”
March 23, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Obviously you just can’t read right. It says RIGHT in her description that you can wear them “by the piece for a subtle trickery of the eyes” and also, as has already been noted, according to how austentacios you happen to be feeling. Surely you can’t also expect her to tell you whether one leg cage is more or less austentacios than two. I mean it’s all about being creative and whimsicle and letting your inner faerie eye guide your choices! Duh. Oh, and catnapping—it’s also about catnapping while wearing elastic leg tourniquets.
March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm
“Austen-tacios” is when you think you’re all that because you read English literature.
March 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm
well, she meant ostentatious, which means pretentious, which is what she is. she should have used “completely fucking stupid”, which is what everything she sells is. christ, my brain.
March 23, 2011 at 7:12 pm
I read it too fast and thought it said “Austen-tacos”. I’m not sure what an Austen taco is.
March 23, 2011 at 7:19 pm
An Austen taco is what Mr and Mrs Darcy eat on their honeymoon in Spain…
March 23, 2011 at 8:33 pm
I hope it’s delicious.
March 23, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Fish tacos from Austin are pretty delicious…
March 24, 2011 at 5:41 am
The tacos in Austin are pretty good. Who doesn’t love Tex-Mex?
I won’t go into whether or not it’s austintacious. I’m from Houston. There’s some rivalry.
March 24, 2011 at 5:45 am
Taco: Mexican
Tapa: Spanish
Funny how often people get these mixed up.
March 24, 2011 at 10:02 am
I can imagine your disappointment.
March 23, 2011 at 6:57 pm
industrial weight elastic webbing = 50 yds for 5 bucks on ebay. Looking, they took her roughly 5-10 minutes to make. While high price might be justified on the more difficult fabric, this is robbery, I don’t care how much tomfoolery they can handle.
March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
And the sloppy hem on this $130 number:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/60508320/date-night-tuxedo-dress-bow-tie-buttons
White thread, on black fabric, really? Why not go all out and use red flashing neon arrows to call attention to it? I guess that would detract to much from “…your most extraordinary belt”.
March 23, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Because I really want my legs to look more like sausages…
March 23, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Ah now I recognize it. This seller is always all over the front page.
She’s found of modeling stances that look like she’s taking a shit in the woods.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/69703390/midnight-carapace-black-thigh-high?ref=v1_other_2
See?
March 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm
I really like this http://www.etsy.com/listing/61175269/whimsically-indulgent-heather-gray-tunic?ref=v1_other_2 but I hate what she’s pairs it with and can’t get through the description without rolling my eyes at least once.
March 23, 2011 at 9:43 pm
it definitely looks better on the mannequin than the “stumbling through the woods on my prosthetic leg” shot
March 24, 2011 at 10:06 am
Agree that the description is supremely annoying, but my wife would really like the tunic, too.
March 24, 2011 at 3:19 am
When you ultra-DXO your descrip, push pouty, and fit the fave stats (grey, $100, Bklyn-semi-faerie) you too are worthy of Admin adoration! FP 200 times!
March 23, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Someone has watched the 5th element one too many times.
March 23, 2011 at 8:04 pm
And even at those prices she has 575 sales! She has sold several sets of those elastic leg cages.
March 23, 2011 at 8:16 pm
1. Looks like she hit up crazy dead things shop from KS for some feathers.
2. Clearly austentacios is her “spanish” for ostentatious.
March 23, 2011 at 8:37 pm
So wait…. the thing on her fucking head isn’t what’s $120? The pieces of elastic are?
There’s not enough Jameson in the world to make me understand being cool anymore. *sigh*
March 23, 2011 at 9:29 pm
I have a feeling that my legs will look like this if I wear them:
March 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm
So you pay $120 to make your legs look fat?
Not saying hers do, she’s a very slim girl, but I can only imagine the rolls of chub that would create on most people.
March 24, 2011 at 1:41 am
I believe she was going for ostentatious, which is a fancy word for pretentious. Which pretty much describes her entire shop. She can obviously sew well, since when does that mean you can charge $120 for some ridiculous rubber leg bands.
March 24, 2011 at 1:50 am
To hell with hand crafted jewelry! Elastic hipster cages – this is real business.
March 24, 2011 at 7:12 am
*rolls eyes* using real words is so mainstream.
March 24, 2011 at 8:53 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/55270938/crown-of-love-black-feathered-headpiece
how about 45$ for some crow feathers and a headband
egads… what a rip off!
March 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Indeed, there’s nothing that protects you from a world of harm and naysayers, like a sheer knit that’s half missing.
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
The only thing this sweater protects the wearer from is warmth.
March 23, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Maybe she sees it as half there instead of half missing. Ya know, looking at it positively?
March 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm
I am totally unfamiliar with this concept.
March 23, 2011 at 7:31 pm
She’s a hipster. They’re too ironic to look at things positively. Plus, they’d have to smile instead of pout.
March 24, 2011 at 5:58 am
I think this is Sad Hipster’s soulmate.
Think of all the hip little sad babies they’ll make. I hope someone is knitting asymmetrical baby sweaters and gluing mustaches to formula bottles in advance of the blessed event.
March 23, 2011 at 7:21 pm
It’s not protecting her from us, that’s for sure…
March 24, 2011 at 1:53 am
Seeing all this comments – it’s either false advertising, or she has a strange concept of “protection”.
March 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm
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March 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Wow, “armored and hooded the world cannot harm you.” I’m rooting for the world…
March 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm
I prefer this for protection:
March 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Total WIN!
March 23, 2011 at 7:22 pm
I’m certainly disarmed… sooo cute, can’t resist!
March 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm
I’d feel safer with a kitteh than with a half-finished hoodie!
March 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm
“This sweater will protect you on chilled autumn evenings”…as long as you’re fine with only being 3/4 warm. Oh, and as long as chilled doesn’t mean anything colder than 65 degrees. And also as long as there’s no breeze to whip that light-as-hell fabric away from you.
March 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Maybe if it was autumn in Phoenix, or SoCal, but this seller’s in Pittsburgh. Doesn’t it get seriously cold there?
March 24, 2011 at 12:41 am
Ugh I am originally from Pittsburgh and yes it does get pretty cold there….you’d do better with a wool jacket after say…mid-september, so I don’t know what she’s talking about!
When I read her location, everything made sense to me…weird and undeserved smugness. But she has to have an Etsy shop because I feel like most people IN PITTSBURGH wouldn’t dish out this kind of cash. Pittsburgh is a sweatpants and stained t-shirt town!
March 24, 2011 at 9:20 am
Ah yes, and Steeler/Pens jerseys are a fashion staple!
March 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Someone needs to hook her up with sad one-sleeve Hipster guy. Between the two of them, they might have a whole sweater.
March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Oh my gosh! Consider the beautiful fingerless glove babies!
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Dear gods, do NOT encourage them to BREED!
March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Breeding is overrated and mainstream. It’s way more underground to dig up corpses and connect them with one armed asymmetrical hooded sweaters. It’s called Recycling.
March 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Wouldn’t the corpses be upcycling? I’m pretty sure I saw that on Etsy too.
March 23, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Can I thumbs up a bajillion times?
March 23, 2011 at 7:41 pm
Given how sad hipster looked in his leggings, I don’t think that breeding is really going to be an issue here.
March 23, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Zombies are upcycled!
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Thank you for the Theo Huxtable picture! As soon as I saw the hoodie I immediately thought of that episode of the Cosby show! Scrolled down to comment and there it was! Great minds think alike!
March 24, 2011 at 9:03 am
Hee hee, that’s what I was thinking, too! Denise was ahead of her time – think of what Etsy could have done for her!
March 24, 2011 at 11:32 am
Me too. That episode had my little sister and me in stitches for hours afterward. It was so funny. Poor Theo. Poor model.
March 24, 2011 at 2:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaBSCxc8orw
It’s been so long and it’s just as funny now.
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Tell the truth, Helen. YOU made this listing. It’s just too damn ironic and poetic to be real. It just HAS to be. Please?
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
I love that episode of the Cosby Show, where Denise promises Theo she can make him this hip, couture shirt and she sucks at it. She would have had the most profitable Etsy store EVER!
March 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm
What I love MORE than that episode is getting the reference, am I right?
Also–was it Denise? I thought Vanessa made it.
March 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm
I can’t BELIEVE I remember that episode too! I only saw it once in the ’80′s. I guess images of hideous fashion just stay with you….
March 23, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I’ve been watching the old episodes on Netflix. Is it wrong that I really love the funky menswear that Denise use to style?
And the hats! No one can wear a hat life Heathcliff Huxtable!
March 23, 2011 at 8:37 pm
(Warning completely off topic)
AL! I just wanted to tell you I love the pictures of your Edward and Bella Dolls. A-Mazing.
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
“… fend off detractors, cynics, and naysayers.”
Nah. Don’t think it will do that very well.
March 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm
It comes with additional instructions when you buy it. Simply place fingers in ears and shout “NANANANANA”
March 23, 2011 at 8:07 pm
And shut off your computer. Maybe go outside, where this whimsicle garment will keep maybe half your body covered.
Another thing I don’t get, from the first paragraph of the description: “part-time cowl.” So, you only pay it part-time so you can deny benefits?
March 23, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Looking at this thread…. obviously not.
March 23, 2011 at 8:58 pm
The fact that she wrote that in her description leads me to believe she is fully aware that anyone buying and/or wearing this item will look like a complete asshat, and will thus need protection. From “detractors”.
(Like anything short of a volcanic eruption could detract from the fug, anyway. Sigh.)
March 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm
In case the hoodie doesn’t do the job, she can use her elastic leg bands as slingshots against said detractors, cynics and naysayers!
March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Wow, normally I love the stuff this shop makes, but this…wow. I…what…is this I don’t even.
March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
“Armored and hooded the world cannot harm you.”
But sane people with normal fashion sense will.
March 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Using whatever weapons they may find.
Possibly including the thing you decided to wear.
March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I need a mental break from looking at this listing. I’m just going to cut up a hoodie from the thrift store. Cha-ching. I just saved $97! Thanks Regretsy!
March 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm
You know, as a fashion piece (i.e. not something I would ever EVER wear) I actually kind of like this.
That being said, the description is so pretentious it makes me want to a punch a kitten and then go to a NASCAR race. And I really don’t want to do that.
LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE, HIPSTER FILTH!
March 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I kind of like it too.
March 23, 2011 at 7:44 pm
I like the top but I see the bottom (middle? lower two-thirds?) and I want to say “you missed a buttonhole”
March 24, 2011 at 7:18 am
I like how the buttons are done. It’s the bottom half that gets me
March 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm
So basically the seller tried to make this without the pattern and hoped no one would notice. Also, ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS.
March 23, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Mrs. Harpgribble’s Home Ec Class: where everyone gets a trophy.
March 23, 2011 at 6:46 pm
March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
I always like to miss-button a thin, slub knit Old Navy cardigan sweater and wear it upside down when I need to look out a window.
Keeps the Witnesses away, anyway.
March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Awww, this is cute! I remember the first time I ever tried to knit my own sweater!
Of course, I never tried to sell it for a hundred bucks, but hey, you live… you learn!
March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Does Etsy offer some sort of random word generator for listers to make long rambling descriptions of their items? This woman’s descriptions are ALL like this one!
p.s. Would Etsy accept a complaint on the moral grounds that this loose hoodie is cohabitating with all sorts of clothes outside the bonds of matrimony?
March 23, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I predict an Etsy meme in the future…
March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
“Armed”? “Cohabit”? She should have just went the whole hog and say it’s possessed with the spirit of a dead hipster assassin…
March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
and if those sharp decisive angles don’t guard and defend you, you can use the cast-iron typewrite to ward off the physical elements so you are sure to get that much needed mental break(down). Nurse Ratched, I need my pills, it’s time to stare out the window now.
March 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Part-time cowl? What exactly does it do the rest of the time?
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
It moonlights as a new-style snood…
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Mop up the tears of regret of the buyer.
March 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm
the rest of the time, it’s the top front of the left side of the “jacket”
When my clothes look like this, it’s because I’ve tried to button my cardigan while I’m still drunk.
March 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm
Be thankful it’s not a full-time cowl. It would probably charge double.
March 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Panhandles for loose change?
March 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
IT FIGHTS CRIME!
Then has a latte.
March 24, 2011 at 4:04 am
A part time model. And then the rest of the time doing its normal job.
March 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Wait – how will it protect me when I’ve already been ripped off just by buying it?
March 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Scene: the sewing and craft room at the 4-H
LOLITA: Miss Hipster? I totally cut this shirt pattern wrong, and I don’t have any more fabric!
LOLITA SOBS INTO THE POORLY CUT SHIRT FRONT
MISS HIPSTER: Here… Take these snaps – LaSondra isn’t using them. Prentend it’s a hood, and we can sell it on Etsy so you can get your own sewing machine. Just stop crying, PLEASE!
March 23, 2011 at 7:11 pm
what sucks is, Lolita is my favorite book ever. I even wrote my thesis on it. Etsy ruins EVERYTHING
March 24, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I love that book. “Some motels had instructions pasted above the toilet (on whose tank the towels were unhygienically heaped) asking guests not to throw into its bowl garbage, beer cans, cartons, stillborn babies…”
March 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Have you read Bend Sinister?
March 24, 2011 at 9:46 pm
i’ve read everything by nabokov. i love him.
March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Theo Huxtable and Regretsy on the same web page? How does half a sweater protect you? You can’t even hide when there isn’t enough fabric!
March 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I meant to say after the Theo comment=awesome. Now all we need is someone to post a pic of Bill in a COSBY SWEATER.
March 23, 2011 at 8:55 pm
March 23, 2011 at 9:11 pm
March 23, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Oh, and for the record, Malcolm Jamal-Warner can come protect me any time. any time
March 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Whoa…He grew up…. nice .
March 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Indeed.
March 23, 2011 at 7:06 pm
to think, he’s come a long way since the episode in which they made him “rent out” his room to learn what the real world is like.
March 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Go rent “Jeremiah” (both seasons). You won’t be sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag3uZX8GDlA&feature=related
March 24, 2011 at 9:33 am
Whomina homina homina.
What were we talking about?
March 23, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Hellooooooo Nurse!!
March 23, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Well, you know the old saying;
“When the mommy’s cold the baby needs an asymetrical grey hoodie, a poorly hemmed pair of trouse-shorts, a vintage typwriter, and a gun”
March 23, 2011 at 6:55 pm
It’s tucked into my socks!
March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Okay, given that half of this is missing and the fabric looks like tissue paper, I’m failing to see how this “protects” you from the elements in any sense.
I’m not going to lie, I kind of like the looks of it, but as a cold-blooded California native, if I tried to wear this in a Chicago winter they’d find me dead of hypothermia in a fucking alley fifteen minutes after I left home.
March 23, 2011 at 7:06 pm
I like the top part of it but this wouldn’t protect me from even the gentlest Chicago breeze.
Or from the terrier-sized rats that will come and feast on my fashionably frozen corpse.
March 23, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Wait, wait, are you with THE Paper Machete? If so, awesome and I need to make it up there more.
March 23, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Sorry to disappoint you (I find myself saying that a lot) I just stole their name.
I would have stolen their logo too but I didn’t want to be a complete glitterbiscuit.
March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I never seem to be able to buy the right amount of fabric for my projects, either…
March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm
The hidden gem in this picture is how the front of her shorts is so baggy it looks like she could be smuggling something. What’s the opposite of camel toe called?
March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
A penis.
March 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Camel hump?
March 23, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Moose knuckle.
March 23, 2011 at 9:31 pm
“The Wad” (c/o http://www.fashion-incubator.com/archive/anatomy_of_a_camel_toe_pt2/)
March 24, 2011 at 4:03 am
She’s smuggling a scarf and mittens.
March 24, 2011 at 8:36 am
It’s a polterwang.
March 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm
This is all so awesome I can’t stand it.
March 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm
I actually kind of like this. I’d tweak it a little bit if I made it for myself, but it’s definitely not bad. The price is crazy though
March 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm
This shit looks like something a second-year fashion design major would make. “Look everyone! I just discovered asymmetrical hemlines!” Fail on the button placement too.
March 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I was hoping someone else noticed that. The buttons are what’s really just driving me nuts here. Granted, they aren’t the easiest thing to place, but those gaps are freaking huge! I could hand-sew them better……..
March 24, 2011 at 11:36 am
I know. My feeling was, it was okay on top–you know the feeling when you want to wear a hoodie but it’s too hot? This would be great for that. Then I saw the buttons and I thought, aw, too bad she can sew about as well as I can. Then I saw the hemline and I thought, perhaps this was a metric/English conversion issue.
March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
What is a part-time cowl? Could they not afford full-time? Did they not want to pay overtime?
March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Honestly, this is the worst thing in her store – http://www.etsy.com/listing/53750257/crown-of-love-iii-natural-rust-and-black?ref=v1_other_1 – not the headband itself, but the fact she’s trying to get $45 for it.
I like a lot of her designs, but good grief the pretension is laid on thicker than Donald Trumps toupee.
March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
she got the absurd part right
March 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm
In the tags, she can’t decide how to spell “grey”, so she decided to use both spellings.
March 23, 2011 at 7:47 pm
She’s trying to appeal to both American and European buyers.
March 23, 2011 at 8:42 pm
it’s recommended to use both so you show up if someone searches either one of the spellings. I do it in my listings.
March 24, 2011 at 1:49 am
eh, I use both too. Lots of europeans on etsy.
March 24, 2011 at 5:54 am
Yep, so do I. Sometimes I even do colour/color, aluminium/aluminum and jewellery/jewelry. When I’m bored and can’t think of any whimsicle tags that might attract rich hipsters, of course.
March 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Maybe a little off-topic, but am I the only one surprised that “vaginas” isn’t one of the squares on the bingo card?
March 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I wonder how well it would protect someone from a flamethrower.
March 23, 2011 at 7:26 pm
About as well as polyester picking a fight with a hot iron.
March 23, 2011 at 7:26 pm
I think she’s also confused about her place of residence. There are no tragic hipsters in Pittsburgh. We like cheap beer, football, and french fries ON our sandwiches.
This hoodie would never keep you warm here in western PA on a chilled autumn evening, unless you were already inside the house with the heat cranked up. At which point, no one would see you wearing this tragic hipster look. Which, I suppose might be why I’ve never noticed any tragic hipsters around town…
March 23, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I recently managed to ‘escape’ an assisted living facility… thank you for the flashbacks from the mention of coverall. Bingo was one of the only things to do, and most of the time, it made me want to wheel myself in front of a bus. Must go drink more to stop the screaming in my head.
March 23, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Relieved to find that not all the hipster douchebags are in Portland.
March 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm
There is quite a congregation of them here in Texas, sadly.
March 24, 2011 at 7:35 am
I live in Austin, so I know what you mean…Plus my family lives in Seattle, so I can’t escape it! Gah!
March 24, 2011 at 10:25 am
Aaah I was just in Austin last weekend (like half the planet was) and there are soooo many of them there. I live in Denton, which is like Little Austin. There is no escape for us
March 23, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Strangely, there are tons of them in Iowa.
March 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Seattle is infested with them. Getting a coffee from anywhere but Starbucks is like attending a hipster dickhose convention. A Sea of skin tight jeans, slouchy hats and chunky glasses.
March 23, 2011 at 11:33 pm
We have it pretty damn bad in Brooklyn too. And also, many of them obsessively talk about visiting Portland/Seattle like they’re planning a pilgrimage to Mecca.
March 23, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Totally using the Etsyo board as my shop photo guidelines from now on. Front page, here I come!
March 23, 2011 at 7:43 pm
My shirt looks a bit like this when I miss a button hole in the morning.
Though not as ugly.
March 23, 2011 at 7:43 pm
I totally get it. The item “wards off detractors, cynics, and naysayers” and is “armoured and hooded.” She could have just simply written “It repels the sane to keep thier smell off of you so you can get close enough to a hipster without having to suffer from its scathing ironic disdain long enough to taze it, fill it up with anti-depressants, and leave it quivering in a pool of self loathing.”
Seriously though… “Hispter Camo” would have been a much more successful a title.
Cause I would TOTALLY pay $100 bucks for that pleasure.
March 23, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Me too! I’ve always wanted to study their society, but I’ve never been able to blend in well enough. This fixes that problem!
March 23, 2011 at 8:18 pm
That sounds like my typical date with a hipster.
Except I put cab fare in the pocket of their hood.
March 23, 2011 at 7:45 pm
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March 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm
My kids mess up buttoning their jackets all the time. So now all I need to do is make their hoods “asymmetrical” and then then I can throw it on etsy and charge $100?! Sweet.
March 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm
People need to look happy when they’re posing to sell clothes! I don’t want to wear something that makes me sad.
March 23, 2011 at 7:58 pm
May I interupt the half-assed hoodie for the following announcement: April’s Army team on etsy should now be tagging their items with “teamapril”. Etsy’s rules require that team tags include the word ‘team’, and we all want to follow the rules, because… ummm… yeah, I forget…
March 23, 2011 at 7:59 pm
I saw this when I logged into etsy today and knew it would be here. And here it is.
March 23, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Regretsy has become one of the few things I can count on in my fat, ugly, jealous loser life.
March 23, 2011 at 8:00 pm
April’s Army team on etsy–please tag items with “teamapril”. (See team discussion threads.) OK, back to dissin’ the half-assed hoodie.
March 24, 2011 at 10:14 am
Teamapril sounds like something Pfizer would market. Pronounced “tee-am-uh-pril.” Most of us fat ugly jealous losers could probably use a Teamapril prescription, at that.
March 24, 2011 at 10:14 am
Accent on the second syllable, by the way.
March 23, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Wow – I saw this last night and smiled to myself, bit never thought it would be a Regretsy posting.
Is the seller an April’s Army member? That’s all I’ve had time to look at lately…
March 23, 2011 at 8:17 pm
Imagine how much it would cost if it had a full-time cowl…
March 23, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I think we could have a completely separate spin-off site just dealing with awful descriptions.
We can call it ‘I regret-sy using these words.’ Might be a little long though.
March 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
I say we create an etsyspeak greeting card line!
(And it’s evil twin, the regretsyspeak line…)
March 23, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Think of all that money waiting to be made!
March 23, 2011 at 8:27 pm
None of my replies are showing? help?
March 23, 2011 at 8:41 pm
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March 23, 2011 at 9:17 pm
problem resolved.
March 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Her main shop description says she sells “wearable dresses”. As opposed to …?
March 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm
She got the other half of the sweater stuck in the typewriter, right?
….Right? The sweater is saying “Let me protect you”… from the typewriter because this is all one giant deleted scene from Beauty and the Beast/The Brave Little Toaster and any minute now Angela Lansbury is going to show up dressed like a teapot and end this nonsense. I hope.
March 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Will teapot Angela Lansbury be writing on that typewriter? Because that might make more sense than that current description.
March 23, 2011 at 8:34 pm
The typewriter looks steampunk!
March 30, 2011 at 12:13 pm
just my thought! mark “steampunk” and “OOAK” too!
March 23, 2011 at 8:38 pm
March 24, 2011 at 12:55 am
Had to gleep that.
March 23, 2011 at 8:38 pm
I actually met my first identifiable hipster today. Went to the Mountain Tower in Hot Springs. Cashier was this 4’10″ 80 pound college student. Guy had on super-tight jeans, black plastic frame glasses.
Managed to look up long enough from his iPhone long enough to sneer at me and my kids before ringing up kiddo’s “semi-precious gemstones.” Must have been interrupting his screenplay research…..
Anyway, he was a total douche. I bet he would have loved this cowl/hoodie/shrinkwrap thing……
March 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Holy freakin’ cow! What’s up with my grammar!?
March 24, 2011 at 1:01 am
Last weekend, my mother, my niece, and I went to a Japanese restaurant, looking forward to tepanyaki. Let me warn you: NEVER go to a tepanyaki restaurant near a college on a Saturday morning. Mom and Niece thought I was insane, giggling throughout lunch at the literal HERD of hipsters infesting the tepanyaki tables and sushi bar (we had to sit at a regular table and order off the menu). ‘Twas a veritable sea of black plastic glasses and ironic cardigans! Much fun was had by all. Or me, at least.
March 23, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Aw, I like this shop. Not so much this piece, but she has some gorgeous dresses. I’m saving up to buy one in a couple weeks.
March 23, 2011 at 8:43 pm
‘My arms are the same length – why aren’t my sleeves?!’
Oh, I love The Cosby show.
March 23, 2011 at 8:48 pm
I actually like this. http://www.etsy.com/listing/60800071/cloud-nine-silk-dress-low-cut-back
When I lived in South Carolina there was a store in Spartanburg that carried romantic, wispy type clothing like this. It was called Two Doors Down. They don’t have a website, but they do have a FB group. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=64901185521
March 23, 2011 at 9:15 pm
I like that, but I’m highly concerned about the necklace of dead things next to it.
March 23, 2011 at 10:27 pm
those are what make it “disastrously coveted”. i’m pretty sure this gal used her spam box to write these descriptions.
March 24, 2011 at 12:32 am
My first thought on reading “disastrously coveted”, was “oh for christ’s sake.” Even if I was remotely skinny enough to look good in her clothes, some of which actually kinda pretty, the godawful pretentiousness of the descriptions would still annoy me enough to keep me from buying anything. “Beware the fully functioning zipper as it will occasionally attract a miscreant or two.” I know etsy likes for sellers to have cutesy descriptions for their items, but jesus christ.
March 24, 2011 at 10:52 am
Oh, wow! I didn’t read the description. If it’s more than one paragraph, I don’t bother. It’s just going to be a bunch of twaddy fairy fluff.
So this is the dress that would invite molestation in a darkened bar? Lovely. Can’t wait to try that out :/
March 23, 2011 at 9:09 pm
If this is a new fashion trend I fucking quit life.
March 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm
agreed! makes me want to say, ‘I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
March 23, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Hipster going to comic con as a Final Fantasy character?
March 23, 2011 at 9:13 pm
what part of this “hoodie” protects me from extreme hipster pretension?
March 23, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Obviously it is the buttons.
March 23, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Why does she look so miserable? Do these clothes take away your will to smile?
March 24, 2011 at 5:20 am
She looks miserable because she’s wearing garbage! Yes, these clothes take away your will to smile, she makes bad decisions and no one thinks that funny.
Also, I think that she’s wearing a vintage fox ring.
March 24, 2011 at 5:22 am
*is* funny. I got distracted by my retro owl necklace…
March 23, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Symmetry at the waist(?) and well-spaced buttons are your friends. I would buy this, except for those glaring oversights.
Also, put down your thesaurus. Those words don’t always transpose to what you think they do.
March 23, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Sometimes I feel vulnerable, WAY too symmetrical and as though I could use some help gazing out my window. I think that sweater and me are two searching halves.
March 23, 2011 at 11:28 pm
She needs these pants:
March 24, 2011 at 1:52 am
Nobody needs those pants.
March 24, 2011 at 2:15 pm
MR. Hipster Leather, 2011
But you probably aren’t interested
March 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Pretty sure she has part of them.
Where in the world tid you find that fuckery?
March 23, 2011 at 11:41 pm
This Sunday Sunday Sunday!!! It’s an epic battle to the death as the Three Wolf Moon shirt comes out of retirement to take on the newcomer—Asymmetrical Hoodie, aka Grey Gray, aka The Foggy Fragile Romantic Angular Armored Ghost. Will AH’s guarding and defending skills be enough to stave off the fury of the Big Bad Wolves? Or will the power of a lupine trifecta, even after considerable time out of the ring, be too much for this delicate featherweight to bear?
March 24, 2011 at 2:54 am
I did that back in 1976 sixth grade Home Eck (spelling is correct) and got an F.
Today, I’d be bubble-wrapped in the words “Fashionista” and “Totally Artsy”.
Hopefully, people are drummed out of Art Schools for shit like this. Unless they are paid in advance.
March 24, 2011 at 5:32 am
I admit.. I really like a lot of her designs. I would buy that that leaf applique tank in a heart beat if it wasn’t so over prices or if it were sewn better.
Note to seller: “All-Purpose” thread is not really “all purpose”.
March 24, 2011 at 5:35 am
*overpriced
shit.
March 24, 2011 at 7:15 am
This is a joke, right? God, I hope so.
March 24, 2011 at 9:47 am
“My inspiration for this part-time cowl? Oh, that time I came out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my tights. And they all laughed. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES? Who’s laughing now?”
March 24, 2011 at 9:59 am
I think the vintage typewriter is more effective than barn wood for that special touch o’ class that I’m looking for here.
March 24, 2011 at 10:02 am
I have to say, when I saw the first part of this I was like, dang, that’s really cute, I like the slightly asymmetrical hood; why is this on Regretsy? And then I scrolled down. Oh.
In non fuckery related news, can anyone explain what all the members only posts are to me?
March 24, 2011 at 10:39 am
Yeah, I’d love to know too
March 24, 2011 at 7:43 pm
OK, if you’re going to click on the minus button, wouldn’t it be the same amount of effort to explain about the member only posts?
March 24, 2011 at 11:22 am
I remember seeing that Cosby episode when it was new. I laughed so hard when Theo came out wearing this. Maybe Denise should start her own Etsy shop!
March 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/64687807/dapper-bow-tie-necklace-upcycled-plaid
How did none of us notice this? Upcycled bow tie necklaces!
March 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm
That ugly coat would match my new adorable hair.
March 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Who the hell wears this crap? I mean, I live right in the middle of a hipster neighbourhood and I’ve still never seen anyone dressed this poorly.
March 24, 2011 at 4:53 pm
“How much hipster can you pack in a Jazz?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA&feature=player_embedded#at=38
March 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I’m an English major and a good photographer. I can sew. Should I quit law school and open an etsy store?
March 24, 2011 at 11:20 pm
I just discovered that Janet Jackson is actually the founder of this form of clothing. Thank you 90s.
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If the image doesn't work, just check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2KabvvLF7M around 3:30 and on…
March 24, 2011 at 11:21 pm
maybe that will work?
March 25, 2011 at 12:25 am
holy shit, that’s the only episode of the cosby show i ever remember
October 12, 2011 at 10:42 am
This person is a spammer.
donnaedwards@mail15.com
91.212.226.143
Spammers have their email and IP addresses posted, so you can return the favor. – HK