Things That Are Not Steampunk #19
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March 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm
I now have the theme song to Flash Gordon stuck in my head.
March 22, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Aaah-aaaaaah! Gonna steampunk every one of us!
March 22, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Awesome!!
March 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm
…Man shirt?
March 22, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Ah, I see he’s also sporting the man eyeliner.
March 22, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Guyliner. Very manly.
March 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm
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March 22, 2011 at 7:18 pm
What? We’re not allowed to go there?
March 22, 2011 at 8:19 pm
I gave you some luv, Kraken…
March 22, 2011 at 9:02 pm
March 22, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Hetero female here who LOVES the look of guyliner! If I were single & Adam Lambert is as bi as he says he is, I would do him in a second!(Unfortunately I married a guy who’s 0% flamer)
Maybe it’s because I went through puberty to a soundtrack of Alice Cooper, The Cure & so on.
March 23, 2011 at 3:22 am
Agreed. Combine this hunk of loveliness with a swinging ballsack and I’d be a lost woman.
March 23, 2011 at 7:16 am
Odd you say that – my first boyfriend looks almost exactly like this guy. Unfortunately he was 100% flamer. C’es la vie!
March 23, 2011 at 9:45 am
Also, are those frilly ends on the sleeves?
March 22, 2011 at 5:18 pm
I don’t think it goes very well with the pants…
March 22, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I think you’re right…. this is clearly much better suited to go with the underwear from the last post
March 22, 2011 at 5:44 pm
A feather out his asscrack might unify the look.
March 22, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I can’t help noticing how the stripes unify to pointing right as his crotch.
March 22, 2011 at 5:44 pm
The pants are more “Safari”.
March 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Here is the top that actually goes with the pants:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/64005450/top-man-tears-cyber-steampunk-fetish?ref=v1_other_1
March 22, 2011 at 7:21 pm
Thats almost steampunk, in a Moulon Rouge way
March 22, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Hooray, they can rip up sweatpants and sweatshirts and stick them over other pants and shirts! Give them a big fat glittery cookie.
March 22, 2011 at 7:51 pm
If he put the mesh shirt over this one, he’d be almost dressed. Cover up, for Pete’s sake! It’s still Winter!
March 22, 2011 at 9:05 pm
It was easier to photograph him in the the zebra pants, since he already had them on.
March 22, 2011 at 5:19 pm
The 1980′s called. They want their creepy ass shorts back.
March 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm
No, the 80s called back and said we could keep the whole damn thing.
March 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
March 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Steampunk or entitled?
Because I certainly am entitled to feathers on both shoulders.
March 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm
And I’m sure symmetry would make this shirt much more authentically Victorian, too.
March 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm
You’re welcome.
March 22, 2011 at 5:22 pm
BAHAHA!
March 22, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaw!
March 22, 2011 at 5:43 pm
kitty is entitled to nom on you when you wear her toys.
March 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Outstanding.
March 22, 2011 at 7:46 pm
now someone just needs to photoshop this cat sinking its fangs into the shoulder of the guy wearing the shirt.
March 22, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Correction- several cats. I would then buy the shirt for the entertainment value alone.
March 22, 2011 at 5:22 pm
What ”various tissues” are used with the tulle and feathers on the shoulder? And how many crows died in the name of…whatever that is…
March 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Not sure. But you are entitled to the plethora of steampunkiness. Get excited.
March 22, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I’m sure they are vintage tissues. (Ick.)
March 22, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Hmmmmm…if you click on the image, you find out this seller is from Italy.
‘Tessuti vari’ really means ‘various fabrics’, though I’m damned if I can tell what they are.
All I can say is, “No threat to Versace”.
March 22, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Why are foreign shirts so…. foreign?
March 22, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Looks like “Flashdance” and “La Cage Aux Folles” had a bastard child.
March 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
This look was de rigueur at gay dance clubs in the early ’80s.
March 23, 2011 at 5:27 am
don’t forget “The Princess Bride.” It’s gay Cary Elwes…in black, no less.
March 22, 2011 at 5:24 pm
The best part is the cop ‘stache.
March 22, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I think you’ll find that’s a hipster ironic porno mo in development.
March 23, 2011 at 8:46 am
True fact: Europeans and Hipsters are virtually indistinguishable.
March 23, 2011 at 4:16 am
I had to scroll back up. I had not even seen the cop-stache in my 5 minutes of staring at the picture. It IS the best part!
March 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Those shoulder feathers remind me of little sad, limp, penises. With glitter.
March 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm
This is actually from a little-known sub-genre of Steampunk: CIRCUS STEAMPUNK.
As in, I have no doubt this is exactly how the descendants of Siegfried and Roy dressed, circa 1897.
March 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm
[insert tasteless "Tiger Blood" joke here]
March 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm
too soon!
March 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm
I do like “…you are entitled to…”.
I’d like everything I buy to include that in the description.
“This Midol entitles you to a tub of Ben & Jerry’s.”
March 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm
“This expensive Cab Sav entitles you to a night of bitching with girlfriends.”
March 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm
*sobs* Oh how I have waited for the glorious day that I may be entitled to something .. anything .. even a tear of tulle. I can die happy now. And be buried in this shirt.
March 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Ha. Kids these days think they are entitled to everything! Back in my day, Steampunk shirts didn’t come with feathers. We had to hunt down our own birds and pluck them.
March 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm
And we didn’t use guns to shot’em either! We beat’em to death with Nerf bats (cause we didn’t wan’t to damage the feathers).
March 22, 2011 at 6:22 pm
And we liked it that way!
Now get off my lawn!
March 22, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Or modified Nerf guns, because that just intensifies the steampunkiness!
March 22, 2011 at 5:45 pm
hahaha!
Pretty sure he just put “has” in a thesaurus search entry.
March 22, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Or she.
Model may NOT be the seller.
March 22, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Because You’re Worth It.
March 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm
I’m just impressed he got Jack Shears to model for him.
March 22, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Er, Jake Shears.
March 23, 2011 at 12:36 am
I thought he kinda looks like Ryan Seacrest.
March 22, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Is it always “Gay Tuesday” on Regresty?
March 22, 2011 at 6:15 pm
You don’t have to be gay to use breast milk soap.
BUT IT DOESN’T HURT
March 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm
“Great Scott, Caruthers! You look like one of those homo-spec-i-als! Harumph!”
March 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm
brb, stapling dead birds to my mesh shirt.
March 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm
does anyone else think his nipples are weird?
March 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Whole chestal area best covered.
March 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm
I think something awkward happened and his nipples aren’t talking about it (or to each other) ever again. That’s all.
March 22, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Though they will admit that it involved a flirtation with nipple rings….
March 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I think there’s too many of them. Or are those moles?
March 22, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Come on, this Not Remotely Steampunk category is getting too easy.
March 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm
You can tell he’s so sad that he’s wearing that monstrosity! Poor guy’s makeup is even running. :’(
March 22, 2011 at 5:34 pm
I feel as though we have been Steampunk’d.
March 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm
I’ve a strong urge to show up at a steampunk festival wearing the collection of “this is not steampunk” to see just how many people get the joke.
March 22, 2011 at 5:51 pm
They have steampunk festivals? Am I that old?
March 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Steamcon, for example..
March 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Oh wow. “Chrononauts”. I am learning new words.
March 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Damn. I AM that old. Guess I’ll be off to buy bifocals and Depends now….
March 22, 2011 at 8:41 pm
They’re having one next month in the Boston area where I live. I was so psyched and was going to go, until I looked at pictures of the vendor booths from the previous years.
I’ve never seen so many purple wigs, rhinestone hand mirrors and animal print corsets in my life. It seems the local Steampunk Festival is entirely comprised of This Is Not Steampunk.
March 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm
but but but GLAM is a THING why can’t they just call it what it is, GLAM, which is a real thing! Just ask David Bowie.
March 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I was thinking Sting as Feyd-Rautha in Dune but in a totally spit your orange cranberry scone all over your monitor and turn gay way
March 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm
I know! This actually pisses me off. I ADORE Glam…why not Embrace The Glam?
March 22, 2011 at 6:43 pm
“Embrace the Glam.” That’s going to be my new mantra as I sit at home, listening to my “No Regrets” self-help soundtrack and gluing glitter on things.
March 22, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Lord knows we have enough glitter to do it.
March 23, 2011 at 12:06 pm
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=201
March 22, 2011 at 5:50 pm
AMEN!
There seriously must be a market for glam. They are probably missing out on some real sales (i.e.: not those generated by giggly Regretsian thuggery).
[I say this being completely supportive of giggly Regretsian thuggery and sales generated by such. Honest.)
March 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm
maybe Glam was not a fashionable enough word…. or like many young people… doesn’t know about anything that happened before their birth or before they turned five.
March 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Really, why *should* we expect Avril Lavigne to be able to pronounce David Bowie’s name?
March 22, 2011 at 7:27 pm
My first thought was definitely Bowie. Not clock gears and steam engines. Though David Bowie in steam punk attire might be delicious. But hell, David Bowie in anything (or nothing) is rather delicious.
March 22, 2011 at 8:29 pm
He’s even gorgeous in a mug shot…
(who says nothing happens in Rochester NY?)
March 22, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Dear GOD I want to lick that man clean.
March 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm
If you wear this shirt, everyone is going to see your superfluous third nipple.
March 22, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Just so you know, the ramen noodle bits I coughed onto the screen really enhance this look. Perhaps I should convo and make a suggestion?
March 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Velvet Goldmine is not a Steampunk film.
March 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Lulz! I’ve recently fallen in love with Roxy Music(the early version) via youtube, and this TOTALLY looks like something Brian Eno would have worn.
March 22, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Actually a little demure for Eno:
http://photodevoto.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/brian_eno.jpg
March 22, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Now that’s what I call a man shirt with feathers.
March 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm
And a bald mullet! How does he get away with it?
March 22, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Firstly: HOT!
Secondly: A jacket like this was worn by one of the anarchist gangster type bad guys in Mad Max
and Mad Max seems a bit steampunk to me.
But STILL! The clothes weren’t the steampunk part of the movie; the vehicles, buildings & tools were the steampunk part.
I don’t believe all these sellers are confused at all actually. What does the etsy “404″ screen say? “blah blah try searching terms like feathers or steampunk blah blah” right? So a seller who wants to show up in lots of searches just uses those terms. (Same as people who sell $40 paintings, but one painting is $200,000- it’s a search engine game! They’ll be up first if you list it by highest to lowest) That sort of switcheroo reminds me of Rick Rolling… I dub it ” Steam Rolling “
March 22, 2011 at 9:22 pm
There’s also a DVD set with a performance from Montreux of Remake/Remodel (which sounds like the Sex Pistols – in a really good way))which has Eno in a jacket of long hair.
March 23, 2011 at 4:22 pm
But with a suitable photoshopped horned helmet we may be witness to the emergence of Viking Glam.
March 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Of course this is steampunk. Everybody knows the Victorians used copious amounts of tulle and various tissues. However, there are no random watch parts so I will not be forking over 48 Euros- not at this exchange rate, no sir, no way.
March 22, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Also, no rivets, copper tape or unexplained pipes, no top hat or goggles. What were they thinking?
March 22, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Yes! That’s it. The feather’s need goggles and a top hat. I challenge some photoshop ranger to fix this atrocity.
March 22, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Jethro Tulle, maybe
March 22, 2011 at 5:42 pm
WTF does this Ziggy Stardust reject have to do with Steampunk!!!! Seriously dude, you’re doing it wrong:-/
March 22, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I wish I could cry tulle.
March 22, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Eric Draven hasn’t been coping well recently.
March 22, 2011 at 5:47 pm
It makes me think of Battlestar Galactica, but with Mimes instead of Cylons:
“Is this the shape of things to come?”
March 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm
That’s the sequence without words I want to see.
March 22, 2011 at 5:47 pm
I wonder is there’s matching mesh manties. Because then I might buy it.
March 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Oh yes, it would go nicely with a tulle Ballz Out.
March 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Do you think this guy would get along with the sad hipster? They both look a little depressed and bitter at the world.
March 23, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Someone should submit this dude to SadEtsyBoyFriends, yes.
March 22, 2011 at 5:50 pm
I don’t know what you’re talking about. That garment is the steampunkiest steampunk item in the history of steampunk. All it is missing is an octopus on the cuff.
March 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Oooh, great photoshop idea, “on the right shoulder you are entitled to an octopus”, too bad I have no time right now :\
March 22, 2011 at 5:51 pm
On the other hand, this would make a fine costume for Anime Weekend Atlanta.
March 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm
This whole look goes in so many directions at once I don’t know where to start.
March 22, 2011 at 7:03 pm
By running for the hills is one sugestion.
And, I don’t think the pants are animal print but two layers of knitted synthetic with the outer layer slashed.
March 23, 2011 at 7:19 am
You are right on the synthetic slashed construction. Did you see the pic that combines the whole thing with a man bodice?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/64003302/man-shirt-with-feathers-shoulder-fetish
March 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Discrimination! Are women not feather-loving, fabulous creatures of the night? Do we not also want “shoulder steampunk”? No? Alright, never mind.
March 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
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March 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm
hey some women have stashes too. abundance of the right harmones and all.. i knew a lady at the flea market that had to shave her beard every morning.. true story. she made neat crafts too.
March 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Please tell me you didn’t accidently leave “out of her facial hair” off the end of that last sentence.
March 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
no i did not.. she was a nice lady actually… the only thing unfortunate was her hair was very dark.. and some times she ran late.. so no shave. awkward…
i also once knew a lady glass artists who had as flat a chest as that man. she liked ladies..and drugs. and black dudes.. and booze.. and very old men… .. she was “complicated” or maybe just confused. it was hard keeping up with all the changes she made while she was selling her wares in my store front… she eventually got some little boobs when she stopped doing drugs and made a pretty girl.
March 22, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Artists can be interesting sometimes. I can’t decide if we’re artists because we’re different or if we’re different because we’re artists.
March 22, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Are we not men? WE ARE STEAMPUNK!
March 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Rev., thank you for putting a Devo song into my head. I always forget about them and am then happy to remember again.
March 22, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Dang, you whipped it good.
March 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm
This square’s having a ball.
March 22, 2011 at 7:07 pm
(The “square” in question is me, btw. I didn’t mean to call anyone else a square! Plus it’s another Devo reference. See? I really am square.)
March 22, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Steampunk or not, I’m sure Johnny Weir wants his shirt back.
March 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm
The makeup, however, can stay.
March 22, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I didn’t know Heatherette was on Etsy!
March 22, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Is it weird I instantly thought of that hideous shirt Aria wore on the PLL finale last night? ^_^;;; with what looked like ROADKILL on her shoulders? Anyone? Yeah?
March 22, 2011 at 6:10 pm
It’s not steampunk, it’s not a shirt, hell, it’s not even fashionably gay. That’s how much this seller fails.
March 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm
He looks more like someone who would figure skate to a mash up of ‘send in the clowns’ and ‘welcome to the jungle’.
Half zebra/half mime.
March 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Don’t bother they’re queer.
March 22, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it queer?
Hell yeah.
March 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Great way to show your headlights when it gets cold outside.
March 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm
That shirt looks like a woodpecker committed suicide by slamming itself in a screen door.
March 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Sad Hipsters are Sad… Together.
March 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
It’s a Sad-Off.
March 22, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Who would judge that?
March 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Adam Lambert and The guy from The Cure?
March 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm
You know, that guy with like the hair? Damn. I cant even blame that one on alcohol because i am sober. Robert Smith.
March 22, 2011 at 7:12 pm
I say that guy with the hair all the time when I can’t think of someone’s name.
Or the nose. Or the face.
March 22, 2011 at 6:55 pm
So, I thought you were cool because of your sad off comment. Then I went to your store. Now I think you are Awesome!! I may or may not have a crafty crush on you
March 22, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Ooh! His shop makes me wish I had money so I could get me some shiny happy people.
March 22, 2011 at 7:07 pm
OMG, Revonav…only four hours away…would you trade metal smithing lessons for sexual favors, child labor, or bags of cat hair?
March 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm
I’m ogling the cufflinks. I want I want I want.
First, I need a new job. Then the wanting can turn into buying.
March 22, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Revonav, you are very cool indeed! Love your jewelry!
March 22, 2011 at 6:57 pm
OMG, I’m dying here!
This picture is so full of WIN.
March 22, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Feather Dude looks like Brigitte Nielson.
March 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
This looks like something you’d wear to a gothic gay bar…it’s a small demographic
March 22, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Come to Atlanta – I’m sure we have one.
March 22, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Sad Hipster at a Scissor Sisters show.
March 22, 2011 at 6:29 pm
mmmm – more like “Black Swan”, or should I say “Black Cob”.
March 22, 2011 at 6:35 pm
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March 22, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Really? No Road Warrior jokes yet?
ahem
Sad hipster’s just here for the gasoline.
March 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm
God! I didn’t know International Male was still in business! How I always wanted their poet’s shirt with puffy sleeves!
March 23, 2011 at 12:12 am
I actually bought that! The sleeves were made stupidly short and I didn’t think to try returning my M for an XXL, or at least just plain returning it, so I just wore it & looked uber lame til the day I turned it into dust rags.
March 22, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Why is the seller raiding Liza Minnelli’s closet? I’m sure both the shirt and the model had to come from there….
March 22, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I don’t know. He looks like he came out of the closet awhile ago. You don’t go from hiding straight into a shirt like that lightly.
March 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm
This is John Connor’s father from Terminator after going back in time just a little too far…
March 22, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Entitled to wear ta tear of tulle?
Obviously the model is not entitled to have any dignity.
March 22, 2011 at 6:53 pm
This is steampunk, the same way Cats is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI1DMZ6J_RM But with more jazz hands.
March 22, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Maybe if you tilt your head to the side, and squint it could be for a steampunk prostitute.
March 22, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Needs more mascara:
http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/blade_runner.jpg
March 22, 2011 at 7:03 pm
“You are entitled…” Galliano, is that you?
March 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
It may not be steampunk but, I think it may qualify as steamjunk.
March 22, 2011 at 8:47 pm
I was thinking it might be Steampink.
March 22, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Maybe SteamDrunk, which would at least explain the runny mascara.
March 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
poor guy
March 22, 2011 at 7:13 pm
I hope he got paid well.
March 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm
ugh, everybody’s always going around feeling so entitled to have tulle these days. kids.
March 22, 2011 at 7:14 pm
I’m pretty sure it just got added to the Constitution. Life, Liberty, and Tulle.
They took out happiness because it was offending the emos.
March 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm
You just made my day.
March 22, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I’m full of clever things today, probably because I have no alcohol. It’s a sad thing.
March 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm
No alcohol is sad, maybe thats why the hipsters are sad? But you have made me very happy.(don’t tell the emos)
March 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm
We’ll get this shirt and fake mustaches and they will never find us!
March 22, 2011 at 7:17 pm
It’s not Starlight Express…
March 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm
I know I won’t buy a piece of clothing unless there are “various tissues” on it. But of course, I live in Silent Hill.
March 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Isn’t this kinda like what Tina Turner wore in Beyond Thunderdome?
Wait, that was made of chainmaille. Way better and sadly a little more manly.
March 22, 2011 at 8:05 pm
But Tina Turner would make it all look bad ass.
March 22, 2011 at 8:05 pm
(Also, I had to find hosting for gifs because my photobucket bandwidth borked because of Regretsy. WIN!)
March 22, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Fuck yeah! Supernatural is the shit. Shake that ass Dean!
Yeah I’m a fangirl!
March 22, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Me too. Love me some Dean.
March 22, 2011 at 8:33 pm
I feel strongly that if you need to include the word “Man” in the description of a garment in order for people to know it’s a man’s garment… it’s not a man’s garment.
March 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm
Straight from the red carpet.
March 22, 2011 at 8:50 pm
2 comments before my drugs really kick in and I forget how to operate electronics: 1) creepy flesh toned beard; 2) way to steal your nd makeup tips and your shoulder accessories from The Crow. I’m sure late Brandon Lee is so happy you’re a fan.
Okay time for sleep
March 22, 2011 at 10:11 pm
Half the fun in waiting for your drugs to kick in IS posting. That’s what I’m doing!
March 22, 2011 at 8:52 pm
I think this one calls for a
WHO WEARS IT BETTER? installment.
or Who’s ENTITLED to Wear It Better??
March 22, 2011 at 8:53 pm
I’d do him.
March 22, 2011 at 8:56 pm
A tear of tulle? Is it a big sparkly tear?
Even though I’m not into guyliner, that is one good-looking gay man.
What? I can *look*, can’t I?
March 22, 2011 at 9:01 pm
It’s blades of fucking glory BITCHES!
March 23, 2011 at 5:01 am
I have just read your comment. It is 7am. I made some odd squeak/gasp and started laughing so hard i couldn’t breathe and started crying.
The kid comes out of his room and says Mom whats wrong?
Not being able to explain, i just say nothing I am fine go back to bed.
He goes mom you are not working with a full deck.
Then i started the laugh/cry all over again.
March 23, 2011 at 5:03 am
Is it finally happening?
Are people putting “steampunk” in their descriptions just to get the hits from being on regretsy.com?
You know what they say: no such thing as bad publicity.
March 23, 2011 at 5:26 am
Jareth called. He wants his shirt and guyliner back.
March 23, 2011 at 5:31 am
Can we have another category? Maybe “Not Remotely Attractive” or “Not Remotely Clothing?”
March 23, 2011 at 7:14 am
This is the only post where I still can’t find the item in question “steampunk” after a few stiff drinks.
March 23, 2011 at 7:51 am
Maybe CyberPunk….. No. Not even that.
March 23, 2011 at 10:58 am
OFF TOPIC: How do I get a password for the “whimsical” post?
March 23, 2011 at 11:00 am
I must be slow or not cool enough because I have no idea what to do with the members only posts
.
March 23, 2011 at 11:33 am
I’m going to a Steampunk convention this weekend. The temptation to tag anything like these items with a “NOT STEAMPUNK” sticker is overwhelming.
March 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Time Out. Steam Punk Convention??? Oh dear.
March 24, 2011 at 11:23 am
http://steampunkexhibition.com/
March 23, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Get us some pictures for the club
March 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Somehow I don’t think of Adam Lambert’s costumes as steampunk.
March 23, 2011 at 1:05 pm
So… this is what Kyle Reese was doing before saving Sarah Connor?
March 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm
As a former uber-goth chick and longtime appreciator of men in eyeliner, all I can say is UR DOIN IT WRONG.
March 25, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Just be glad it wasn’t Mycroft Holmes who came sauntering out in this abomination.
July 28, 2011 at 11:21 am
I kinda like it. I wonder how much extra they’d charge to throw in the model? I loves me some guyliner
October 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I can’t believe I created a Regretsy account just to point out how much this looks like a photoshopped Misha Collins.
Mine is a sad little world.
October 26, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Don’t be sad.
January 4, 2012 at 10:21 pm
That got my boiler firing