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March 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Almost every time I come onto Regretsy I thank god I haven’t seen the original Goatse.
March 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I have….you’re right to thank god.
March 21, 2011 at 4:52 pm
yep. agree with this. one slip with Google and you would never be the same again!
March 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Goatse is nothing if you’ve seen 2 girls 1 cup or, god forbid, swap.avi
March 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm
I had no idea what the hell it was until I started coming here. Bunch of deviants.
March 23, 2011 at 4:46 am
I STILL don’t know what it is. What’s this post about??
March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
What is seen cannot be unseen. Trust. You don’t want to see it.
Goatse is the reason I’ve managed to avoid 2 girls 1 cup. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…shame on me.
March 21, 2011 at 6:11 pm
i haven’t seen any of those shocker things list all them below me
I DARE YOU
March 21, 2011 at 11:07 pm
I haven’t seen any of them (except http://www.lemonparty.org and it’s pretty tame), but I tend to not watch videos on my computer and I’m scared of the interweb.
March 22, 2011 at 12:09 am
The first one someone got me with was “tubgirl.” It’s pretty damn gross, honestly. But it does prove that it’s theoretically possible to shit on your own face.
March 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm
2 girls 1 cup isn’t THAT bad if you imagine its cookie dough…my friend and i made gingersnaps and the dough looked just like the video, so we pretended we were the 2 girls.
March 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm
If anything that only makes it worse. Especially at the very beginning.
Though 1 Guy 1 Jar is pretty much the king of fucked-up videos.
March 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm
I still haven’t recovered from the Tosh.O cliff notes version of Human Centipede…
By the way, in the related news story, what the hell was the change for? A phone call? And why did she feel the need to keep it with the heroin instead of a change purse? Inquiring minds want to know…
March 21, 2011 at 8:25 pm
It reminded me of a joke:
A couple had trouble making ends meet, so they decided the wife would become a prostitute. After her first night, she came home and proudly announced her receipts – $250.10.
“What?” The husband exclaimed. “What cheap bastard gave you ten cents?!”
She replied, “they all did.”
March 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm
You’re looking for logic from somebody who stuffs heroin up her snatch?
March 21, 2011 at 10:22 pm
I love, love LOVE April for the wording she chose: “in LOOSELY related news” oooooh!
In responseto you, Pixie, I’m picturing it like when you switch purses, and you just hold the full one over the next one and pour, so you end up carrying the same bus transfer and linty, wrapperless candy in every purse you use, for years… you know how that is? Yeah, except the second bag isn’t sitting on the counter; it’s propped up on the floor in a sort of yoga-like posture…
March 22, 2011 at 2:42 am
The herion was hard to find because they had to remove the bowling ball and refrigerator first.
March 22, 2011 at 12:51 pm
it really does seem like every news hit could not resist mentioning the loose change. It’s like that’s more newsworthy than the heroin. Truly an inspiration and role model for us girls….
and hey thanks for the tip on urban dictionary. You guys have me piqued on every horrific gross mentionable out there. Is there any such thing as being ’round the virtual block…?
March 23, 2011 at 8:40 pm
I had lunch at Ryan’s today. I wanted some dessert so I dispensed some chocolate soft-serve on to my plate. Thoughtful, as I dipped my spoon into the creamy, brown Matterhorn, I said to myself, “This must surely be the end of times.”
March 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Yeah, nothing really compares to the Goatse in horrificness. The Blue Waffle is a close second.
March 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
1 guy 1 jar scarred me for life. Lots of scars going around with that one.
March 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm
How is he going to explain that one to House!?!
March 21, 2011 at 5:42 pm
The guy actually survived and all that afterward. And then he showed up later on some message board topic talking about 1 Guy 1 Jar, all “Oh hey man, thanks for liking my video.” And then other people asked him to make another video like 1 Guy 1 Jar with some phrase written on a piece of paper placed inside the jar. And he fucking did it. But what gets me is that it was the exact same type of jar. Not plastic, not Pyrex or something. Does the guy not learn?
March 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Well then look up one guy one stump or one guy one brush and enjoy.
The list just goes on and on.
March 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Oh gawd, now I HAVE to Google “Blue Waffle”, or the curiosity will eat at me from the inside out.
March 21, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Ok, granted The Blue Waffle is revolting, but its got nothing on 2 Girls 1 cup.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Don’t do it! And if that one’s not bad enough for you…and it is…don’t follow any of the links or you’ll never look at a taco the right way again.
March 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Oh that one’s not so bad. I actually came across it by mistake when I was looking for actual pictures of blue waffles (don’t ask). I actually think it looks kinda like someone who was making some of those Etsy vag paintings we’ve seen around here.
March 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Oh that is just nasty!!!! Now I can’t unsee it and have to show all my friends.
March 21, 2011 at 11:16 pm
I had to google it. I think since I was prepared for something so grotesque it would make me puke it didn’t seem as bad. You have to wonder at what point someone starts wondering if they should go to the doctor.
This was also included in the google images.
<img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bw.jpg"
March 21, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Damn it!
March 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Oh God. I had to look up blue waffle. It was like someone beat someone’s cooch to death with a crowbar, then ran it over with their car a few times. I think I died a little inside…
March 23, 2011 at 8:48 pm
I looked it and I thought it was kind of pretty…colorful and shiny. Kind of like the wings of a bot fly. Or the color of a pot roast when it is just starting to go bad. Hmmm…inspiration. I wonder how I could make money off of this……?
March 22, 2011 at 1:38 am
I have never heard of The Blue Waffle. I’m terrified, yet intrigued.
March 22, 2011 at 1:40 am
Never mind. I meant to go to urban dictionary when I googled. I don’t even KNOW what I just saw. I think I’m going to have it slip into denial land. LA LA LA LA LA
March 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm
I’m grateful to Urban Dictionary for not using pictures.
March 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm
I wholeheartedly agree. I gagged a little when I found out what tub girl was. Even Urban Dictionary’s description was foul.
In other news, my friend recently found a picture of a weightlifter pooping out his intestines. Google it if you dare, regretsians.
March 21, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Oh god tub girl *shudders* I was a forum moderator for 3 years, and some bastard troll put a GIF of it as his sig once upon a time. I couldn’t even bring myself to remove it I was in such horror. I just pretty much locked down half the site to ward him off and message the owner to gtfo of bed and deal with this shit… literally.
March 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
If it’s the weight lifter picture I’m thinking of, that was proven to be fake. Snopes.com said so.
Hope that makes you feel better!
March 21, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Thumbs way the fuck up on this one.
March 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Unfortunately, before I even got here, I’d seen not only the original Goatse but almost every other repulsive thing that goes viral on the internet. Except for Tubgirl. Thank His Noodly Goodness that I’ve never seen her. Apparently Goatse is tame by comparison. {shudder}
March 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm
I feel like I have to look all of these up now… But I’m about to go to bed. Bad idea? Yes. Will I do it? … I think so.
March 21, 2011 at 10:32 pm
I have been looking for these things, and my antivirus program blocked some rubbish… but maybe I still caught something. I’m afraid to look any further. Maybe I’ll check this Urban Dictionary instead!
March 22, 2011 at 12:20 am
yeah…I couldn’t help myself…I looked at them all. I even did further research to try to figure out what caused that blue waffle’s symptoms(no one knows). Wow, man. Just wow.
Oh shit. While I was gone doing that, a bunch of other filth was “recommended”! Here goes that stupid curious Kat once again…
March 21, 2011 at 11:20 pm
DON’T DO IT! I’m going to have nightmares now.
March 21, 2011 at 7:16 pm
My internet hymen is only slightly dented; I have not seen this or any of the other disgusting things mentioned here.
My curiosity IS peaked though…Must…Not…Google…
March 22, 2011 at 10:07 am
more closely related? http://www.etsy.com/listing/53686783/not-your-grandmas-purssy-mature?ref=sr_list_29&ga_search_query=satin+purse&ga_noautofacet=1&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade%2Fbags_and_purses%2Fpurse%2Ffloral
March 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Sometimes I long for the days when I didn’t know what the hell goatse meant …
Funny stuff, especially the suitcase.
March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Considering all the stuff that the real Goatse guy could fit in his rear passage, the suitcase one is definitely the most accurate picture!
Not that I’d know what the real Goatse pics look like of course. Not that I looked at them, all of them, and was actually kind of weirdly impressed.
March 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Don’t worry, Grey. I didn’t search for them (all of them). Neither was a impressed. I did not aimlessly wonder if my * was as stretchy.
(*=asshole, for all non-Vonnegut obsessed geeks^.^)
And I can’t believe I just DIDN’T admit that to all of Regretsy. When I stop lurking, I guess I de-lurk all the way^.^ Can I blame it on the Morphine and Percocet I just took? That seems to be kind of customary (I’m cool, I have got ‘scripts for them). And now I’m rambling…sorry guys, I’ll shut up now >.<
March 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm
I just added your name to my list of party invitees.
March 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
I will gladly add some Dilaudid to the candy bowl, since we seem to have started a game of Pharmaceutical Poker! Wheee!
March 21, 2011 at 9:35 pm
Replying to this because it won’t nest further…
Unseelie:
Dilaudid is really the good stuff! It’s the only thing I’ve been on that totally destroys the pain (why do I always refer to it as ‘the’ rather than ‘mine’? I have no idea). The few times I’ve gotten it were bliss^.^ My current regime doesn’t give complete relief, but it’s enough abatement that I can function (go to class, drive, throw pots, not be a drooling TV-zombie, etc.). Which is better than some people get.
Paws, I would LOVE to be on that list!
March 21, 2011 at 11:23 pm
The only thing I get is Seroquel, and it just knocks me the fuck out.
March 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
oh good lord, these are SFW, but my mind still needs some brain bleach….
March 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I feel… corrupted.
March 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm
affirming my O-Ring is something I do every day.
March 21, 2011 at 5:05 pm
I understand kegel exercises are good for that…
March 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I think now is an appropriate time to whip out the TV Tropes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ORingOrifice
March 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Now I’m going to have to figure out how to use the phrase “roughly tentacled” in a sentence.
March 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm
That may be the best phrase ever. I’m going to have to use it in every conversation now.
March 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Damn you, I should KNOW better than to click on links to TV Tropes!
That’s half-an-hour of my life I’ll never get back again.
March 21, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Only half an hour? You lucky bastard.
March 21, 2011 at 10:41 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever spent less than an hour on TV Tropes. And I keep going back for more…
March 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm
I will never see two hands opening anything like this and not think of gaping…holes again.
March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
That affirmation bracelet with the satin cord really does look just fingers! *Giggle*
March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I’m aware of Goatse but I’ve never actually seen the original. Once in awhile I think “maybe I should look at that” but the more of these I see, I think it would just haunt my dreams.
March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Its not just a messenger bag. Its a MESSENGER bag!
March 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Great, goatse has ruined anything that has a circle with two hands (or hand-like thingys), and I predict this connection will linger for generations.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Indeed, one cannot help but have their imagination stretched just looking at innocent objects afterward.
March 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm
haha “stretched”
March 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm
How true. These pictures would have been perfectly blasé 2 years ago. (Or however goatse’s been around.)
March 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Since the beginning of internet time.
Al Gore was calling it “airing out the sacred chakra” while he was busy inventing the internet. Or something equally referentially delayed.
March 21, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Much longer than 2 years my friend. That’s how long I’ve been trying to unsee goatse and tubgirl. And they were old then. I know enough about 2 girls to avoid it. And I don’t think I wanna know about “blue waffle” or whatever they were talking about up there…
March 21, 2011 at 4:55 pm
It’s times like this I’m tempted to google goatse and find out what it really is. I think for now I’ll let it remain a mystery.
March 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
dooo it….doooooo it….doooooo it…you know you wanna….
also google “Kids in a sandbox”, “Lemon party”, “two girls one cup”…..
what can I say….my 19 yo son spent a night trying to shock me, and succeeded.
March 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
*throws bleach in eyes*
Oh God!!!!! Why did I Google Lemon Party!?!?!?!
I can NEVER unsee that!!!!!
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Why don’t I learn!!!!???? Kids in A Sandbox?!?
*tosses self off cliff*
March 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm
my job here is finished…..
March 21, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Ooh, you twickster! You cwazy wabbit! Oh, now you’ve done it. You’ve contaminated me! Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!
March 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
I just googled Lemon Party, and okay, it’s cheesy. But it’s hardly going to scar you for life, now is it?
March 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Now that’s a Lemon Party I’d be happy to attend!
Unless they’re out of tune…then, not so much >.<
March 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm
HOLY FUCK! Kids in a Sandbox is HORRIFIC!!! You should watch it.
March 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm
I wish you people would stop teasing me like this. I can’t find anything filthy except actual children in actual boxes filled with sand.
March 21, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Oh.
March 21, 2011 at 7:34 pm
actually NOBODY should watch it….but no one should watch Jersey Shore either and look how that worked out.
March 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Dammit! You people are a bad influence on me. I can’t NOT google this shit!!!
Time for the rum and coke. Lots of rum, to help me forget -kids in a sandbox- Erp!
March 21, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Im going to be smart and NOT use google. There are much safer ways to learn of these things.
March 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i don’t even HAVE a wiener and i’m cringing!
March 21, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I recommend “CAKE FARTS”
March 21, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Oh man, cake farts just made my day! Chocolatey!
March 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Oh god. I’m gluten intolerant and any time I crave cake, I watch cakefarts and it cures me for six months.
My go-to place for scandalous hilarity is http://www.meatspin.com . Not gross (to me) just risque and kind of adorable. YMMV.
March 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm
And Human Centipede…
March 21, 2011 at 9:14 pm
hahaha I know most of those. My brother once googled lemon party and set the first pic he found as my computer desktop.
March 22, 2011 at 1:44 am
I’ve never heard of “kids in a sandbox.” The other two, well, I’ve seen Lemonparty, but managed to avoid two girls one cup. I’m still recovering from The Blue Waffle a few minutes ago.
March 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
You can do it!
March 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Hey Stormy, don’t ya hate Pod Six?
March 22, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Pod 6 are Jerks!
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
You will thank yourself for that!
March 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm
DON’T DO IT!
March 21, 2011 at 5:58 pm
The curiosity will eat you up until you decide come down and play with the rest of us in the muck that is the internet.
March 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I read “Trust” as “Thrust” on that O-ring bracelet…
March 21, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Looks like Love is spelled “Luve”
March 21, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Yes! I wasn’t the only one!!
Were you disappointed that it wasn’t too?
March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
The loosely related news paired with the article nearly made me pee my pants, hahaha
March 21, 2011 at 5:49 pm
yeah, me too. If this woman can fit that much stuff up her hoohoo, “loosely” is definitely the right word.
March 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Seriously, lady, just buy a purse like the rest of us.
Although it must be hilarious to go shopping with her (“$2.09? Right, I’ve been wanting to get rid of some of these pennies.”) Or go through a toll booth.
March 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I’m hoping there’s a not anything on Etsy for Lemonparty…
March 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm
oh, there will be…
March 21, 2011 at 5:46 pm
There needs to be an Etsy version of Rule 34. If it exists, a shitty, faux-artistic version of it will be created and sold on Etsy.
March 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Oh gawd yes!
March 22, 2011 at 2:23 am
With watch parts.
March 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Why do you make me look these things up?? You know I can’t help myself! But no, there is nothing. After that I searched Etsy for “goatse” and the first hit is a Regretsian’s shop.
March 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm
The ring is pretty but CAN’T UNSEE. ruined.
March 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Darn it. I like that ring but I will never be able to look at it again without thinking of Goatse.
And now I go back to the place when I saw it and ask…”How in the…Who would…GAH!”
March 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm
My kid can read and since this post was G-rated (in theory), I was looking at it during the middle of the day. He comes up and says, “Mom what’s Goatse?”
Shit. Thanks Regretsy for another uncomfortable parenting moment.
March 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
22 cents? Why?
At what point in a young woman’s life does it become acceptable to store pocket change in there?
March 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm
As filthy as money is, never.
March 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm
I’m just hoping it was in a bag. D:
March 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm
It’s a vagina lady…not a steamer trunk. ON THE OTHER HAND, great keigels if she could hold 22 cents in place.
March 21, 2011 at 5:48 pm
$51.22, 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills… Keigels? No, after that much shit was shoved up her hoodeehoo it couldn’t possibly fall out.
March 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm
“$51.22?! Who the hell gave you a penny?”
“Everyone!”
March 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
See the entire joke above…
March 22, 2011 at 11:56 am
The one that’s time-stamped twenty minutes later than mine?
March 22, 2011 at 11:56 am
CIRCLE THE DATE. Someone was later than me at something!
March 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Can I claim that it took more than twenty minutes to type it into my iPhone?
March 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Hey mustard colored purse, I can see your rectum!
March 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm
“Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
Sorry, it needed to be said…
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
I’m flabbergasted by the woman with the 54 bags of herion in her vagine. Wow. Does she date a horse?
March 21, 2011 at 9:08 pm
No. She dates three.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Re: Vagina lady. Gives new meaning to “Safe deposit box”
I’ll be here all week; try the veal and tip your waiter.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the goatses bind them.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
only in pennsylvania, i swear. or pennsyltucky as my family calls it.
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
That lady should rent herself out as a storage unit.
March 21, 2011 at 8:19 pm
I hear she’s starting an Etsy shop full of repurposed items…
March 22, 2011 at 12:56 am
Does your vagina count as a smoke free/ cat free home?
March 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Yeah, but who’d want any of their stored stuff back?
March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Regretsy, the most comfortable way to widen your circle (of friends).
March 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Years from now, someone will discover old Elvis memorabilia in there and make a fortune!
March 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Thank heaven it’s not a mustard Vag!
March 21, 2011 at 5:12 pm
That last one is from my friend’s store! she actually has some awesome bags!! Yay!
March 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Most of us only wish we were awesomely bad or good enough for a Regretsy shout out, LOL.
March 21, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Looks like a nice bag, and that should be a perfectly normal way to display it. Alas, the internet has scarred us for life.
March 22, 2011 at 12:35 am
Y’know what OTHER nice lady has an awesome bag…
http://www.meatspin.com/
March 22, 2011 at 2:30 am
You need http://www.thewillpower.org not to look.
March 21, 2011 at 5:12 pm
My gf told me about the vag of holding this morning. Dope and change?
March 21, 2011 at 8:22 pm
*in best Joann Worley voice*
“I see a new item in my next D&D gaaaaaame!”
March 21, 2011 at 5:13 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site
Please note the #1 example of Shock Site.
March 21, 2011 at 5:32 pm
The description alone of 2 Girls 1 Cup was more than enough for me.
March 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Me too.
March 21, 2011 at 5:16 pm
“Loosely related news” *Snrk
March 21, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Now the only thing that hurts worse than my retinas is my soul
March 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Ditto.
March 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm
I traded my soul for sarcasm and chocolate a long time ago but I actually need my retinas.
So no original goatse for me.
March 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
“It is not clear whether she has an attorney.”
She didn’t have her attorney placed up there too? She had to have at least had his business card in there…
March 22, 2011 at 12:36 am
HAH!
March 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Heroin and “loose change”??? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA.
EPIC.
March 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
I’m still traumatized from the sootikins. I was the most deviant person I knew….until I met you folks. I’m impressed, honestly. But I’ve gone as far out there as I care to go……..for now.
March 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Sootikins may have ruined pre-19th century costume dramas for me.
March 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Why do I carry a purse when I have a vagina??
March 21, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Honestly. I can’t misplace my vagina or leave it sitting on the top of my car while I drive away. Why didn’t I think of this before?
March 22, 2011 at 12:39 am
…passports are waterproof, aren’t they?
March 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm
The Affirmation bracelet would go nicely with the No Regrets:Building Self-Esteem the Regretsy Way CD.
March 21, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I used to sell polymer clay Goatse earrings in my shop. Then I had to explain to my sister that she REALLY didn’t want to go look it up. Of course, she did. You think she would have learnt her lesson from that but NO, at xmas when there was a discussion about Tub Girl. My sister wouldn’t let up until my other half showed her. Then, of course, her response was “Why would you show me that?”
March 21, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I’ve heard about “Tub Girl” for so long, but have never dared look it up. I just looked it up.
I wish I had a restore point on my brain.
March 21, 2011 at 11:11 pm
I can’t actually not look something up once someone mentions it. Fuck I hate my life.
March 21, 2011 at 5:46 pm
I’m kinda caught up on “8.5 prescription pills.” What was the thinking? “I’ll just save this one for later…”
March 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Correction.. I will just save this HALF of one for later.
March 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
It’s a distinct possibility that the other half was lost in there. Kind of like when socks get eaten by the washing machine.
March 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm
It’s the 22 cents that is throwing me… Since when do drug dealers need to make change?
March 22, 2011 at 12:41 am
hey feta: she found some change on the sidewalk :-O
March 21, 2011 at 5:50 pm
In loosely related news, the contents of Charlie Sheen’s man purse were recovered today and one of his Godesses was arrested…
March 21, 2011 at 5:52 pm
What struck me as the weirdest is she jammed her change up there. I have this mental image of her making drug deals and making change like a vending machine.
March 21, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Sometimes you HAVE to feed the meter!
March 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
If you pull her arm down, and her boobs line up, does she dispense stuff like a *slot* machine?
March 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Coin slot?
March 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Bike Rack
March 21, 2011 at 8:59 pm
On a related note, I posted the link to that story on facebook 2 hours ago and it’s already gotten over 60 comments.
My friends are sick bastards and leave it at that.
March 21, 2011 at 9:14 pm
That’s why you love them.
March 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm
The vagina lady could put me outta business. Hope she doesn’t start a trend.
March 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I have seen The Goatse and it was….um…..deep.
March 21, 2011 at 6:25 pm
As is heroin girl, apparently. Mental note for new product line: Waterproof Bajingo purse to keep the items you store in your hooha tidy, dry, and Summer’s Eve fresh!
March 21, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Yeah, she’ll need some industrial strength bajingo wash to recover from that.
My iPhone’s predictive text recognized “bajingo.” I’m here too much.
March 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Change seriously change? My previous comment may or may not show up am drinking.
March 21, 2011 at 6:25 pm
I REALLY want to post a picture of goatse on here…
March 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm
I misread the wording on that bracelet. I misread it as “Live Dream Hope THRUST” and then I was terribly sad to read it again and discover it was just my overmedicated brain.
March 22, 2011 at 12:47 am
No, I guarantee you, a few hundred of us thought that exact same thing
March 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Have we used this yet?
March 22, 2011 at 12:49 am
SAVED to my loop of cycling screen-savers!
The look on his face too… He knows!
March 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm
And nothing beats Married to the Sea Goatse!
March 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm
agh christ.
March 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm
March 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Illustration for inguinal hernia in a home medical almanac ca 1860?
Goatse – always handmade.
March 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Steampunk goatse?
March 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm
They don’t call it a “change purse” for nothing.
March 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I dare someone to find a dozen more of these and make a Treasury.
March 21, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I’m just waiting a vajazzled bajingo goatse style
March 21, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Inna steampunk stylee – see above.
March 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm
drinking more- trying to forget Goatse- drinking- trying- Aw hell, now I’m just drinking…
March 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm
If you’re anything like me (hope not for your sake) and despite the feelings of revulsion feel obsessively compelled to surf photos of infectious diseases (and do a little CDC reading at your leisure), this ones for you. Blue waffle has NOTHING on this. Not for the faint of heart…
http://www.dermnet.com/Genital-Warts/picture/7994
March 21, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I don’t understand how folks let it get this bad. You don’t just look down and suddenly have a piece of cauliflower growing on your junk. Doctors have really seen it all.
March 21, 2011 at 8:40 pm
There’s a medicine, I think it’s called Aldara, that is VERY effective on this.
It is less than no fun to discover that a potential partner has this. It’s ugly, contagious, can turn into cervical cancer, and is so treatable. Sad.
March 22, 2011 at 3:04 am
Perhaps a Bajingo-a-thon to raise money and awareness?
March 21, 2011 at 11:12 pm
“Obtaining images: High resolution files are available for purchase and download. To purchase an image, please add the image to the shopping cart. Unless otherwise stated, the cost to license an image is $250/image. Each image is digitally watermarked and publishing in any format or posting the images on a website requires written permission.”
Why is such a statement even necessary??
March 22, 2011 at 12:54 am
*digs around in vag for change and bills*
Aw man, I have GOT to license that!
March 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm
I wouldn’t want to be stuck behind that lady at a toll booth. It would take her a helluva long time to get enough change from her crotch.
March 21, 2011 at 8:06 pm
I just can’t bring myself to Google any images of the things mentioned in the comments. But my curiosity demanded satisfaction so I searched for them in Urban Dictionary…
…This is a sick fucking world man. Full of sick fucks. That like audiences that like sick fucking things.
Fuck. I’m sick.
March 21, 2011 at 8:16 pm
I agree. I went with the “safety” of Urban Dictionary, except for the blue waffle one. *shudder*
I’m going to be having nightmares tonight.
March 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm
UBERLOL! The best one is the _whole_ of the pic, not just the part than HK posted!!
March 21, 2011 at 9:48 pm
I feel so…….dirty. I have seen everything people have talked about tonight. Does that make me weird?
The one thing I wish I could unsee is the video of the horse-on-man (yes, the man was the “catcher”) episode that resulted in the man’s death due to internal injuries. I didn’t believe the story so looked it up…..bad idea. So don’t look it up. Really. Especially if you like horses. Rest assured if you do that no horses were injured in the making of the video, in fact, the horse was enjoying the moment. The man…not so much.
March 21, 2011 at 9:48 pm
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March 21, 2011 at 10:18 pm
They’re all archived on Regretsy’s Facebook page in the “Discussions” section.
March 21, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Yay thanks!
March 21, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Ok. I had no idea what “goatse” was. Because of you sickos here, I felt compelled to go find an explanation and/or picture of it. I found a lot of sights with descriptions of said fuckery, and a lot of “whatever you do, don’t look at the picture”s. After almost an hour, I found the picture. THE picture. In my sickened amused horror, one thought entered my (now) gelatinous brain matter.
Fuck you guys, I’m goin’ home.
March 21, 2011 at 9:51 pm
*sites, even.
See? My brain’s melted.
March 22, 2011 at 5:01 am
Sights probably works just as well in this context. In my case, I am not sure if I ever had brain matter. So, if I had a share in destroying yours, I am sorry. Come over and have a strongbow some time. We can look at Regretsy archive stuff and snort them through our noses. (the strongbow,not the archive posts)
March 22, 2011 at 9:10 am
I’m still trying to figure out a way to bleach my eyes without going blind…
March 21, 2011 at 10:16 pm
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March 21, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Go to Regretsy’s Facebook page.
March 21, 2011 at 11:42 pm
Thank you kindly.
March 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Wonderful, I now CANNOT unsee that… On everything with that general shape, for the rest of my life…fuck.
March 22, 2011 at 4:28 am
Another for the collection. There was keen bidding on Ebay recently for this lovely “Vintage Sterling Silver Fist or Hands Chain Necklace”:
I think it has to be a deliberate Goatse homage; if so, it’s the best one I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately it went out of my price range for silver jewellery that I can only wear as a joke.
March 22, 2011 at 5:25 am
March 22, 2011 at 10:12 am
It’s never too earlier to teach the kids the significance of goatse…
March 22, 2011 at 6:10 am
Sorry, this is kind of irrelevant to this post, but how do I see the password protected posts on this site? I’m a member and I have no idea what to type into the password box…
March 22, 2011 at 10:29 am
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March 22, 2011 at 10:36 am
Thanks to you fine folks, I have finally figured out the gist of this post without having to google anything and risking my sanity. Cheers.
March 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Goatse is everywhere, it is a conspiracy!
March 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Just reading this will probably ensure that the goatse ring (the heart one with the fake diamonds) will follow me forever around the internet.
Yay.
March 22, 2011 at 6:58 pm
*is shocked*
My husband has never heard of Goatse.
I told him to google it…
Why yes, I’m evil, why do you ask?
March 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
May 20, 2011 at 6:13 am
This is a pair of binoculars at a children’s toy store. Enjoy.