Fun Fun Fun We We We So Excited
Sad Hipster is Sad.
I’d be sad, too, if I had to listen to that voice.
There must be people who don’t mind flat and nasal or she wouldn’t be so popular.
It seems like she’s so popular because she falls into the nebulous category “so awful it’s fantastic.” The fact that she’s also tarted up like some kind of derpy Drag Queen Pageant Baby is just icing on the cake.
Derpy Drag Queen Pageant Baby. That’s catchy. I’m going to start making a beer that’s ten times more obscure than FourLoko and ironic than PBR and that’s what I’ll call it. It’s going to be just awful.
Those same people must not have a problem with her godawful lyrics.
But … but … the sheer lyrical genius …
(Yes I’m pretty sure this is a joke but still.)
OMG, I was thinking the same thing – the way she says Friday is so freaking awful! I want to jam a pencil in my ear….
she’s POPULAR? I thought everyone just liked to laugh at her.
Does anyone else hear “fried egg”?
He’s just sad because he was a fan before she was a big SELLOUT.
Sad Hipster is Sad. Bad Song is Bad.
Perfect marriage. <3
NEVA GONNA GIVE YOU UP…
yeah, that’s how I feel right now.
A rickroll would have been welcomed.
Just so you guys know.
Overwhelmed by the awesome!
Amen, sister. I actually had a website rickroll me while they were down for service. I felt so used…
Man, Sad Hipster actually improves the quality of that music video. That’s either sad or awesome.
There’s more of them:
What the hell is going on there?! Is this for real?????
Jeezus Crust, I was forced to watch that “music” “video” this morning..
Glad to see she made it to the wonderful land of Regretsy
Do you know how BAD a singer has to be when even Auto-Tune can’t make her sound on-key?
My husband said the exact same thing about that wretched child. Carol Sagan was TALKING and he sounded supa-fly auto-tuned, but he was kind of supa-fly-supa-nova already.
She’s actually able to sing only three notes, and that’s how the genius tune came about.
I really wish that my iCarly loving kid had not been sitting behind me while that video played, because now I’m afraid that she’ll want to see it again. I need one of those Men in Black pens, stat. For her & me.
There have been several times I could have used one of those after visiting Regretsy. Vegan vulva cake, anyone?
If I need a song to remind me of the days of the week I’ll go with this one:
Darn. Embedding the video worked in the preview.
The Easybeats – Friday on my Mind
Oh my various gods, that video is EVERYWHERE today. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
It made what was left of my brain leak out my ears… so, I’m with you on the killing it with fire FairlyWyrd.
Okie dokie then….
it suits, Sad hipster looks on the verge of a suicide pout, and this music i believe would drive most people to rash life ending decisions….. or is that just me?
Well… looks like someone hasn’t lived on this earth very long
Why do all those kids look so YOUNG?! My gosh, all I kept thinking was “Where are their parents?!” lol oh God!
The parents are busy out back in the hottub drowning their shame in vodka and quaaludes.
RIGHT?? Seriously – they’re “partying” but wtf, they’re wearing BRACES. Um, I had braces too – in junior freaking high…..
I know! Right?! The whole time they a`r
sorry, daughter hit keyboard…
anywho, so the whole time they are sitting on the back of the car cruising down the interstate I kept screaming in my head “PUT ON YOUR DAMN SEATBELT!” ha ha ha ha!
I didn’t know Fran Dresher had a kid…
Wait, is it just me or is that necklace on the girl on the right look like a watch part!!! I’M SEEING FUCKERY EVERYWHERE!!
While I’m not a fan of roofies, I do need something to wipe that crap out of my head.
Very, very glad my son was not home to hear that…he’d make me play it again. God, please hurry us to the point where he doesn’t want to listen to his music around me anymore.
Goodness gracious, put some seatbelts on those cavalier children! Combined with rapper man’s obvious oncoming car, this video put me in mind of our road safety adverts (graphic): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Cvg_j7hsE
This makes me imagine a very different ending for this video. The kids are bopping along, it cuts to rapper man rapping, back to the kids, back to rapper man, and then BAM. They crash into each other and die.
Besides, there are much better hipster videos out there! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzocvh60xBU
I play synth. We all play synth.
And and AND!!! Ooooh…this video riles me up so much I want to fish my eardrums out with crusty bikini woman’s crochet hook. When I was her age, Friday only existed as an abstract concept. We routinely had 18 to 20 hours of weekend homework to contend with, and so there was none of this bouncing around in backseats with no proper restraints.
Actually, there really was no bouncing around in backseats without proper restraint. Sigh. Kids these days don’t know they’re born.
It was a better video…before it became all mainstream…
Whoa. We were just talking about this earlier today.
Ah! Now it all makes sense. It’s a vanity auto-tuned music video company for spoiled little rich girls.
Why does she have her PIMP in the middle of the video? For fucks sake, the kids look 12, that dude is just creepy rapping in the car. Does he have a FREE CANDY sign I missed?
What the fuck did I just watch?
The strangest thing is that I kept waiting for Lonely Island to pop up in the song… and it never happened. So sad.
I’m on a hipster!
“Partying! Partying! Yeah!” …ahem, no. You sound like a creamy robot.
i think one of the posts at youtube says it best, “there’s only one seat available, just get in the damn car”
There’s 3 minutes and 48 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
Well played HK, well played.
After watching this, I started to feel resentful at HK for getting me to click this link, then I switched to resenting myself for sitting through the whole damn thing.
Then I started to resent this 100% talent-free “singer” for having record contract, while I have to *work* for a living. *Sigh*
The mute button helps a little.
Yeah, a little, but not nearly enough.
This video sapped about 70% of my will to live the first time I watched it, so I’d be asking for trouble if I view it again. But, at least now we know why that damned hipster is so melancholy.
Whatever happened to the days of ‘one-hit wonders’? They should be resurrected.
Who wants to tell her that Robin Sparkles’ “Let’s Go to the Mall” isn’t real? Because I know she saw it and clasped her hands in glee…
ZOMG – the first thing I thought, once I crammed my liquified brains back into my skull – was how this video made Sand Castles in the Sand look like frakkin Thriller!
I TOTALLY HAVE THE ON MY IPOD!
Sad thing is…I did preview it.
Holy crap, that’s the other thing I was thinking!
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What in the gay Hell was that all about? Sweet creamy mother of Christ.
Traumatized Qui is traumatized.
FUN FUN FUN FUN
I hope she didn’t get you! Snap out of it!
I’m a teacher at an inner city school and if this young lady were to step into my school she would mostly likely have her ass handed to her…and her cute shoes stolen.
I don’t think she ever leaves her gated community.
*sigh* try again:
Omg this should be comment of the day!
This is one of those rare things that only gets worse the more times you watch it.
THEN STOP WATCHING IT!
I CAN’T! oh god, what is happening?!?! I can’t stop. NOOOOOOOOO!
never heard of this chick before. is she of the bieber generation?
Now I am Old and Sad. 3 minutes and 48 seconds older than I was, and that much sadder.
On a personal note, that gal looks like every girl that goes to my kids’ High School. The future of America is doomed.
It’s okay hipster, I’d be sad too.
The girl’s expression in combination with the horrible music aggrevates me to the point of physical illness.
My generation confuses me.
I took the bait this morning and watched it. I watched it all hoping it would get better but it just got worse. She can’t sing, she’s indecisive about a freaking seat, and pedo singer scared me, no way should he have been singing this or even in the video. He has officially ruined any chance he could have had at being taken serious. That voice! Her voice will haunt me forever! On another note I must be the worlds luckiest parent because my daughter looked at me like I had lost it when I watched this lol.
Pretty sure that was Usher lookin’ like a creepy old perv up in there. Someone should tell him to stop trying to be relevant to the next generation.
Clearly he made the whole thing as a huge sarcastic comment on the declining quality of “music stars”. Usher’s perky smile hides a mind boiling with bitterness and disgust.
Um, definitely not Usher.
Not all black musicians are Usher.
TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
AND SUNDAY COMES AFTERWORDS
But what’s the next day, Rebecca?!?!?! I need to know!!!
Unfortunately, Saturday and Sunday are the only two days she actually knows the names of. The rest of them are referred to as ‘Days I have to go to school and, like, it really depresses me, yanno?’
I held off on going to bed for that? Well, the giggles from reading the comments were worth it. Rebecca “Crappy Singer” Black – 0, Me – well also 0. It’s a wash.
Why the fuckety fuck is she singing about fried eggs?
She and Justin Bieber should do a duet. not.
If they combined, we’d only have to ignore half the songs, deal with half the unnatural insanity. Listen to them half…no, the kids would probably like it too much and we’d be listening TWICE as much. Damn.
At some point, the love and adoration every parent feels for their children has to take a back seat, or maybe the front…no, no, definitely the back…OH SCREW IT! Tell the kid she can’t sing already and spare her the embarrassment of having MILLIONS of people laugh at her!
I am thoroughly convinced that this is Justin Bieber in a wig. Same voice, same dorky expressions, same amount of appeal (none to speak of for anyone over 13), and the melody is almost exactly the same as Bieber’s “Baby.”
I just – how is this a song? It barely qualifies as language, for one thing. She’s got this, then claims I got this. Maybe, if “this” is a piercing make-no-sense migraine.
Then there’s the whole days of the week poppycock, which is more of a preschool lesson than lyrics. Next Justin Bieber? Honestly, I’d voluntarily listen to some Justin Bieber if it would disappear this girl.
I have never been so vexed something existed before. This song is like a fucking chigger.
It’s like your inside my head! <3
Watch out. I might get comfortable in there.
The song is terrible, yet it is stuck in my head!
BUT GUYS, ITS FRIDAY
Ceiling cat hates her.
So many things wrong here! The label that produces this garbage, Ark Factory, wrote on her page “It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it’s educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it’s fun (even repeats the word “fun”). ”
1) I use a calendar to know remember the days of the week. 2) I struggle with which bills to pay, or if I should order another gin and tonic. 3) Well, I guess it is fun. You got me there Rebecca Black!
i just like the gif of the hipster
I never thought I would EVER say this, but this busted shit makes Kesha look like a lyrical mastermind with an angelic voice (well, a heavenly auto-tune?)
Oh, excuse me… I just remembered it’s spelled Ke$ha.
Since this video has been haunting me on every site I enjoy reading, I had to look at the links explaining the production company behind it. It’s a wholesome vanity company apparently. Are your parents rich? Are you a non-threatening pre-adolescent with aspirations of pop mediocrity? Well then, sign with your sweet sweet virgin blood on the dotted line. Because surely lord satan is behind this. “Oh yes, you will be famous, FAMOUS!” under his breath: “as the moron of the moment on the internet, getting ridiculed and laughed at by every single person with a connection fast enough to watch a YouTube video.”
What in holy hell? I love how she’s, like, just making a fucking list of what she’s about to do. “Just waking up, going downstairs, stepped on the creaky stair, get my milk, get my cereal, put on my watch, fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun.”
This makes Bieber seem like a damned Beatle.
For some reason I have the feeling she had to google the days of the week just to make sure she get them in the right order.
Also, we were listening to this in maths today and bitching about how horrible her grammar was…which is pretty sad considering I do extension maths and most people in my class aren’t exactly the best at English.
I always swore I’d never be one of those people who bitches about new music, insisting music was better “back in my day”. This garbage is making me rethink this policy.
I seriously thought this was a joke. She is honestly popular? What the hell? My mind is officially blown.
And I just wasted a good three minutes of my life in complete disbelief.
I think my brain exploded around 1:48, but SO glad I stuck it out and did miss that *totally necessary* rap verse. /eyeroll/
I don’t even want to know how many of my brain cells died from watching that.
Kids these days….
I think we need to look at this more deeply. It can be viewed as a heartbreaking look into the life of a young girl dealing with high middle school.
In the opening scenes, her family rushes around, doing their morning routine, completely ignoring her. Perhaps this is why she stresses, “gotta get my bowl, gotta get my cereal.” Mom may get everyone else’s breakfast, but Rebecca must fend for herself.
She goes to the bus stop, unable to count on a ride from her friends. Notice how they take a long moment to look her over, as if deciding whether to take her along. When the boy in the back seat finally beckons her in, he does so reluctantly. These people do not want her along–and it’s not surprising. She is so socially inept that she struggles with which seat to take, despite the fact that there is only one available.
This is where fantasy takes over. She speaks of “partying, partying” and “fun fun fun fun fun”, but she clearly has never been to a party, because she has no idea what happens there. The best she can do is imagine herself standing there, bouncing and pointing. She invents an Usher lookalike who sings her praises, despite being much too old for her in real life.
Most likely she is sitting in class, remembering the events of the morning, and imagining an exciting weekend ahead of her, but her reality will be much different.
Or, it’s just a terrible, mindless song sung by an incredibly annoying little girl.
Angel Drawers, I was thinking the same exact thing! I kept saying (praying) that there just had to be some demented twist to this story and those kids would be catapulted right out of that car and they’d *never* make it to their Friday party.
Alas, today is Wednesday, so back to being productive.
At least she knows the days of the week in the correct order. She might have a chance after all.
Dear God that hurt my soul and traumatized my senses. Between the page peel strobing with additional rotoscoping, baby-talk grammar “we we we so excited. wee wee wee go potty potty potty”, Rebecca Black’s freaky-huge “eat you up” mouth, the midi-like music and twangy voice, and watching a bunch of 12 year old kids drive around illegally in a convertible, Ferris Bueller style, I am ready to crawl under my desk and stay there the rest of the day. Maybe I will come back out on Friday because then,”tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.”
fucking T-pain plugin for AutoTune has destroyed music as we know it now and forever.
thank god I don’t listen to this shit.
Her satire is so amazing it comes off as sincere.
Thank god for this little girl, I have never been able to get the concept of days of the week, but now I’ve got it down. Not to mention I don’t feel so alone now because I too have a problem deciding whether to sit in the front or the back of the car. Now if I could only get Sad Hippster to loan me his swater while we ride around in the convertable…
First, sad I watched this all the way through.
Ugh, I really wish I hadn’t broken down and clicked on that link. All the things I’ve seen on Regetsy and THAT’S the one thing that actually HURT to look at. Can I sue this child’s parents for pain and suffering? They obviously have to much money on their hands.
See, this video has killed some of my brain cells!
Make it stop.
Every song is better with a rap break, right?
Youtube comments must be approved and ratings for the video are disabled… That’s usually a bad sign. I should have realized that before I watched it. Like I said before, she’s definitely not slutty enough to get away with singing so badly.
The fact that she’s not slutty enough isn’t a bad thing, seeing as it looks like she’s 13. So while her parents are enabling idiots, at least they haven’t pimped her out yet.
“Can I sit in the front seat or the back seat? “Neither, you piss all of off. Just ride in the trunk. For fuck’s sake, we all know it’s Friday.”
This song is balls-to-the-wall-awesome.
New ring-tone, here I come!
You go Hipster! Slap dat bitch!
I think I need some mental mouthwash. Maybe I’ll go watch 2 Girls, 1 Cup, it’s less traumatizing…
Ohhhhhhhh my god that was godawful. The way she says “Fryyyyaaiiidaaiiyyyeeee” was grating to my ears.
I didn’t think that song could be any worse.
Boy, was I wrong…
I like this version better–
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