Octopussy
It seems like some fevered dream, doesn’t it? A cheap ass Hobby Lobby Octotard, seamlessly integrated with Level 4 Cut Out Cat. If only such madness were possible.
But of course, it’s not.
OR IS IT?
Yes, three Octopussies have been created by the incomparable Cappy Sue, featured in the Regretsy book, and long admired for her… perspective.
Aren’t they stunning? You don’t even have to answer. The love in your eyes says it all.
These Octopussies are not sold in stores. There are only three, and they are only available right here, right now.
If you would like one of these stunning necklaces, send me your secret sealed bid by 6:00 PM tomorrow, PST.
The three highest bidders will each win one of these coveted octopotchkies, and the money will benefit our charitable fund. You will be helping Etsy sellers in need, and looking like a complete and total goon while doing so. You can’t ask for more than that.
Well you can, but you’re not getting it.
March 8, 2011 at 10:15 pm
want! but I’m poor
March 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm
I’m holding out for a “Spock-to-pussy” necklace ,which I heard rumored is level 6 at least!
March 8, 2011 at 11:22 pm
My laptop is sooo lucky my mouth wasn’t full when I read that.
March 8, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Just think of how many minds that critter could meld at once.
March 8, 2011 at 10:20 pm
unique!
March 8, 2011 at 10:37 pm
How about an even-up trade for one of those fancy Kindle sleeves we saw the other day?
March 8, 2011 at 10:38 pm
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March 8, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Do you take souls and/or unborn children as bids?
March 8, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Or placenta teddy bears?
March 8, 2011 at 11:19 pm
And if so, do they have to be our own, or can we use someone else’s souls and/or unborn children?
March 8, 2011 at 11:24 pm
I’m doing absolutely nothing with my soul, so if it’s for a good cause …
March 8, 2011 at 10:43 pm
These are fucking awesome. ♥
March 8, 2011 at 10:52 pm
What a terrible bunch of sheep you are on Regretsy. Selling things for charity…. *shakes head*
I only wish I could afford to help! I love this site so much! And Cappy Sue kicks ass!
March 8, 2011 at 11:17 pm
Stunning, but they need a touch of color–perhaps a crysanthemum.
March 8, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Got glue? You could put eight on there, sure to make it level 12.
March 8, 2011 at 11:36 pm
wow.
cat cuttlefish = cattlefish?
meowllusc.
cephalopuss.
cathulhu.
March 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Sulu, my admiration for you just keeps groaning!
March 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm
*Sumu (dammit!)
March 9, 2011 at 2:48 pm
March 8, 2011 at 11:41 pm
I better not find a million of these as I browse the interwebz… *glares*
March 9, 2011 at 6:02 am
Of course not – these are unique! All three of them.
March 8, 2011 at 11:43 pm
I want one of these way more than is healthy. But I have no money
Being an unemployed college student sucks!
March 8, 2011 at 11:57 pm
I think she needs to expand the product line:
March 9, 2011 at 3:31 am
Steampunk kitteh iz steampunk.
This is awesome. Sumu = WINNING!
March 9, 2011 at 9:33 am
That’s some nice photoshop work there. I hesitate to even guess at the level.
Or, hey… did you hot glue those octopi onto an actual cat?
March 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Tail or . . . octobuttplug? I just had to ask.
March 9, 2011 at 12:51 am
I’m sure Charlie Sheen needs all three to bestow on his bawddesses. Six legged octopussies all around!
March 9, 2011 at 1:21 am
Cappy Sue is my hero!!
March 9, 2011 at 1:29 am
March 9, 2011 at 2:13 am
I wish I wasn’t broke. I want one of these SO BADly.
March 9, 2011 at 2:14 am
We need these sewed to three mittens! No, wait…they might get lost. I know! Make a despicable little children’s bedtime story book!
Damn this being broke thing.
March 9, 2011 at 5:11 am
I hate being poor and having useful things to buy, such as food…
Drat it all to heck!!
March 9, 2011 at 5:16 am
Sealed bid???
What if you don’t have a seal?
March 9, 2011 at 6:03 am
You have to include pictures of the polar bear eating your seal.
March 9, 2011 at 5:22 am
Why not a giant octopus with a kitty head carrying mums in her tentacles?!
March 9, 2011 at 6:23 am
If I ever encounter anyone wearing one of these I’m going to kiss you. Be warned.
March 9, 2011 at 7:19 am
I bid the amount that I can afford at the moment. Sadly, I don’t think I’ll win. But on the upside, at least we’ll know that three lucky people get to walk around with one of those charming little doo-dads! Rock on, Octopussy. Rock on.
March 9, 2011 at 7:34 am
Awww, those are just adorable!
(Sea Horses, eat your heart out)
March 9, 2011 at 8:05 am
Would the plural be octopussi or octopoon? In any case it is stunning, I envy the winners already.
March 9, 2011 at 8:51 am
I made an accessory.
I call it upcycled streamchrysanthabondpunk. Lolz.
March 9, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Octopussy Galore?
March 10, 2011 at 12:19 am
There was just another one of these plastic/stock ring things on the “Handpicked” (tho not handmade) page. Except it was a plastic tulip cameo.
March 9, 2011 at 9:14 am
Cappy Sue rocks! I wonder if she could make an Octomom Necklace?
March 9, 2011 at 7:12 pm
That is the ugliest thing I have seen in a long time! Bravo!
March 13, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Holy f—, you can’t show that in public! Seriously though, pregnant women are beautiful, but if your veins are bulging and your stretchmarks look like a suburban street map, keep your shirt down.
March 9, 2011 at 9:25 am
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/regretsy
Et voila! (pardonnez moi, “walla!”)
March 9, 2011 at 10:30 am
If only I wasn’t already bidding on one of those awesome wig hats from Mad2Order. I will be a feast for the eyes, and it will protect me from natures uproar.
March 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm
There is only one unfortunate explanation for the mass production of Octopus Jewelry.
March 9, 2011 at 10:49 pm
There is clearly no escape from the many arms of the octopus. I am either really disgusted or really impressed (it’s a fine line) with this ebay seller who has the balls to ask me to assemble my own necklace! http://cgi.ebay.com/Make-Your-Own-Octopus-Necklace-KIT-Antiqued-Brass-/270525807823?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3efc983ccf#ht_4161wt_905 It doesn’t even include the jump rings and you have to cut the chain yourself! What a load if you ask me.
March 13, 2011 at 8:42 am
Oh, the things that you can find when you don’t sleep.
http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/03/13/funny-tattoos-octocat/#comments
March 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm
March 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Oh shoot. I look up and eyesmile beat me to it! Crapzilla.
April 6, 2011 at 1:46 pm
They’ve moved to artfire!
April 6, 2011 at 2:49 pm
http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=collections&op=details&cid=17618
OOOH…a REAL Octopussy….
http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=Shop&op=listing&product_id=2346702&retmssg=Item+Added+to+Queue%21