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never did that before! so cool!!
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Crap on Etsy I haven’t yet purchased… And Won’t.
That’s a CELL PHONE PHOTO!!!! Asshole.
Correction: It’s a crooked cell phone photo printed at the Walmart in a professional lab.
Oops. I mean, “It’s art.”
And they’re not even really doors, they’re CUPBOARD doors and the handles aren’t even installed level.
Sure, they’re yet to open, but all that’s behind them is peanut butter and spaghetti-os.
I’m betting there’s Drano and Lysol behind those doors, and that the photo was taken when “AmorAci” butt-dialed his phone’s camera function while getting on/off the john.
That’s the thing. If this was a decent photo, then it would be reasonable to sell it, even with the pretentious name. But it isn’t. It’s a shitty photo.
It could also be called “OCD Currently Occuring” because one of the fucking door handles is lower than the other.
maybe they tilted it to give us an “alice in wonderland” wonky appeal to the crooked handles?
Maybe one of those cheap-ass pressboard doors is sagging. Couldn’t “AmorAci” at least have hopped a bus to a home center and pointed that cell phone at some classier cabinetry?
Can I get “Couple More Seconds On The Hot Pocket” as a decorative throw? I have 73 cents and some coke rewards to pay for it!
I’m all over it! I’ve been saving up my coke points for the “Paris” t-shirt.
My cat puked up some ribbon the other day! Cause the fucker has OCD about eating ribbon. I’ll throw that in too! Glue an octopus on it and you’ll have a hell of a necklace.
And I SWEAR I’m not a bad pet owner, she hunts it down and digs it out of wherever i put it!
LOOK OUT! Angel Drawers will tell you to take better care of your pets like she told me to stop abusing my baby.
Wouldn’t be the first time I received unwanted advice!!!
Those must be the doors of creativity.
Forever closed to this nitwit.
The Doors of Perception
Ahh, the seller is in ur perception fuXXoring ur reality…..
REALITY IS FUXXORED!
I shall now ponder the mystery of whether it’s the camera or the house which was slanted during this photo.
the slanting is a whimsy steampunk addition.
I think I need to sell my $1500 camera if someone is just selling stuff out of their cell phone.
I’m surprised they didn’t point out the soft focus or the use of natural ceiling fixture lighting to jack up the price.
Eye exam, needs to happen.
Narnia, here we come!
Needs more barn wood.
ah yes! the “more triangle” of a new generation
Needs more Swastikas…oops…Navajo Peace Symbols.
It needs a mustache.
The Hot Pocket suspense is killing me…promise me it eventually did ding, OK?
They had me at ‘Printed in a professional lab’!
Walgreens, CVS, or Costco?
You staged that garbage shot! There’s no Hot Pocket wrapper!
It’s a space station!
Couple More Seconds is fucking genius. Doors Yet? Meh.
Comment yet to make.
Turd not yet flushed. (sorry no pics)
For which we are all eternally grateful.
It probably would have set off a new storefront,
“Yesterday’s menu”. With specialty customization, such as “Yesterday’s Corn” and the more colorful “Yesterday’s Beets”. Professionally printed, matted, and signed, of course.
No apologies needed; I’m grateful there’s no picture.
No pics, didn’t happen.
i want to take a picture of my baby titled “baby not yet spanked” but he’s being really good right now.
also the one time i spanked him, i cried after.
Maybe you should look into non-abusive methods of discipline.
Maybe you should read.
Maybe you should look into getting the joke.
Ok fine. “Baby Not Yet Locked In Closet”
Maybe that’s what’s behind the doors?
Fine art? Hm. Then all of mu crappy photos on flickr should fetch a handsome price at auction. Sotheby’s, here I come
Yeah, I said “mu” instead of “my”. I’m hoping that it will catch on and then I can copyright it, bitches.
These pieces speak to the unparalleled ambition and yet utter fruitlessness of our current paradigmatic search for “finished-ness” in an un-finished world. With laundry yet to dry, who is clothed? With hot pockets un-done, the very state of the pocket is in jeopardy, whereby the unreached “heat” of the “hot” pocket denies its very nature.
were you one of my professors?
Or one of mine?
With seconds left on the Hot Pocket, are we not ALL starving?
Thus the question: When is a Hot Pocket not a Hot Pocket?
I’m just going to go back and look at my portfolio till the universe seems right again. While I’m flipping through my fine art photographs, I’m going to mutter to myself in my curmudgeonly old lady voice: “Gotdamn kids these days don’t know fuckin’ art. The little bastards with their cellular phones and iPads. Fine art, my ass!”
But EVERYONE is an artist in this day and age! Don’t you see people’s albums on Facebook titled “~*~*my photography ~*~*~*~*” I mean, it must be professional.
*shakes cane* Get off my lawn!
Uphill, in the snow… and we was barefoot!!
And we all had to share one coat…I had the left sleeve.
And by God, we LIKED it, and we weren’t like these soft little bastards. XBox, my ass. Hmmph! We had a BOX to play with. When we weren’t doing our chores. And walking to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, barefoot!
And we had to listen to records! And get off of our asses to turn them over every 15 minutes!
And the TV only got three channels, PBS, and a couple of dinky local channels on the bottom dial. And there was no remote. We kids were the remote.
I’m one-upping your cane and shaking a rolling pin instead.
I see your rolling pin and raise you a flaccid penis. Well, maybe “raise” isn’t the right word…
And we didn’t have no goddamn fancy phone cameras! Didn’t have no cameras period! If you wanted a picture of someone, you had to chisel it onto a rock!
The professional lab of CVS employees were extremely confused when someone showed up looking for their 5×7 fine art prints. All they could find were blurry photos of home renovation. At least they hoped it was home renovation.
P.S. 5×7, really? Where do you put a 5×7 art print?
In a large, oversized frame with a vast amount of matting, because it’s arty.
“Baby Not Yet Spanked”
oh for god’s sakes. html, you failed me.
“View from outside the closet” could have so made it into a coming out statement piece. Such a missed opportunity. Tsk.
I SWEAR LAST TIME.
“Baby Not Yet Spanked”
You can’t spank him! He’s BATMAN!
My favorite quote so far!
I’m at work and can’t stop laughing, because I kept reading that as “You can’t spank him! He’s a BATMAN!”
This could be a series.
“Baby Not Yet Changed”
“Baby Not Yet Fed”
“Baby not yet held”
“Baby not yet happy”
“Baby not yet given a toy”
I will make this series happen.
Kinda looks the same as Baby Just Spanked.
Aww tantrums at this age are so funny. I remember when my daughter was this age I had trouble keeping my composure and not laughing. Now she is 2 and the tantrums are not quite so cute anymore
It is hilarious. It’s because everything is so dramatic to them. You tell them they can’t rub chewed up zwieback into your camera lens and they throw themselves on the ground in an oscar winning performance and they know it. If anyone should be crying, it’s me, dammit.
I KNOW. It’s so hard not to laugh when he’s literally face-palming himself because he’s so mad and doesn’t know what else to do. Or if he’s sitting down and mad, he just leans forward and puts his head on the ground because he’s just that dramatic.
He’s 17 months now and it’s still cute but we’ll see in about a year if I’m still laughing…
I love how you caught him in mid-stampy-foot!
Haha, I took like 8 and this was the least blurry one + most hilarious squishy faced one!
Even throwing a fit, your kid is god damn cute. I know what cute is, I’ve got 6 siblings under the age of 13.
Thank you! Okay, this is completely ego-boosting for me, but I just had to show you a picture of him sans-crying. I’ve been thinking of entering him into the GapBaby contests but I don’t want to ruin his life.
“Mommy Not Yet Drunk”?
“Daddy Not Yet Sober”?
“Mommy Not Yet Drunk Enough!”
Mommy Not Drinking Ever Again And Not Yet Ready For More Babies.
just kidding. oliver, you are a blessing or whatever.
Wow. Tilty and un-color corrected. Guess this is a new definition of ‘fine’ and ‘art’.
Not to mention it’s such a close-up that we can’t tell if they’re normal doors or doors on a cabinet or something. For all we know, those doors lead to a dusty pantry filled with mice-droppings.
Come on, it’s Etsy. They lead to fucking Narnia, ok? DON’T YOU KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS MAGIC AND WHIMSY?
It’s “Wabi Sabi.”
Drink yet to be drunk.
De 2 mars 2011
the doors should open up and display a pile of crap.
Looks like someone gave their 5-year old a camera and called it art.
There’s only one explanation for all this and I don’t have it.
Nap at work, yet to be taken.
You can take naps at work!?
Elder god yet to arrive.
Is that Cthulu’s driver?
One of them. The Great Old One has many servants.
And is it my imagination, is the young women next to him trying to casually sidle away, in the hopes no one will think she’s with this lunatic?
I think you’re right. She’s certainly giving the photographer a “please crop me out of the picture” look.
Little know fact: The alternate translation of “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” is “In the sunken city of R’lyeh, Cthulhu waits for his town car.”
Just to add some fuel to the fire. Those doors and handles are from IKEA. Either this person has the cabinet in their house or they took that pic with their phone in an IKEA store. Based on the angle of the shaddows my guess would be in store. The handles are called GRAVYR ($12.99/2pk) and the doors are PAX BIRKELAND.
aaahhh… Swedish Steampunk–now it makes sense! Oh, wait–nope, still doesn’t.
What makes sense is delicious and cheap lunch at IKEA’s cafeteria! Can we somehow make a Swedish Steampunk Meatballs?
Ooo… wait.. How about this one:
“Compost, yet to be rotted”.
So it’s a pretty picture, but downcycling it with a gross caption is steampunk, right? Or is it goth?
Goth, I think. You need some gears or an octopus to make it steampunk.
“Goth steampunk compost, yet to be rotted”.
You’re absolutely right. What was I thinking?
Needs more goatse!!!
Ice, yet to freeze
Looks frozen already to me.
I know, it was harder to capture the liquidy goodness than I thought it would be. And to think, I popped out perfectly good ice and refilled it with water, just to get the shot.
It’s actually a more interesting photograph than the crap cabinet doors.
Other titles thrown out were:
Camera Yet to Focus
Colour Yet to Correct
Bathroom Cabinet Handles Yet to Level
Cabinets Yet to Update
Bathroom Yet to Renovate
Camera Functions Yet to Learn
Photoshop Yet to Purchase
You get the idea.
“Hilarious accident, yet to happen”
Yet to be exterminated.
Crack Yet To Be Said No To
JUST SAY NO, KIDS
Dress yet to be put on completely
Just say ‘ho’!
“Underwear yet to be put on”
“Woman yet to have a baby”
Heidi Klum yet to realize she’s not 20 anymore
Cookies, yet to be Eaten.
That’s some fucking art right there, bitches.
Fine Art Photos Yet To Be Printed (In a Professional Lab)
“McNuggets, yet to be fried”.
Coffee Yet to be Drunk
Bad Day About to Start
Not what you want to pick up when you’re groping for that first cup of coffee in the morning…
(the mouse was fine and got released in the brushpile in the backyard)
My not have been the best start to your day, but he sure is cute.
He was lucky I found him and not the cat!
If it were me, it would be: New Pet Not Yet in Cage. So cute!
The best part of waking up
is vermin in your cup.
I need to be able to thumb this comment up more than once.
I thought he was your pet mouse posing in the cup for you.
nope, wild baby field mouse. fortunately too young and stupid to realize people are SCARY, so it was easy to dump him outside.
Awwwwwww! Yes, I’m a freak – I think mice are adorable, even when encountered in coffee mugs.
I call this one “Period yet to start.”
Aw shit, what part of “Boy pussy yet to be fucked” violated PB’s TOU?
The word “pussy.” They simply delete anything that has anything like that in the name. I once had an image of a hairless baby chicken called “NAKEDCHICK”, and they kept deleting it.
Serial Killer Yet to Appear
Horror Movie Yet to Start.
Those handles look so very Home Depot cheapest you can buy.
It’s more interesting looking at the trash. Is that your trash HK?
It is. But those are Bronc’s breakfast sandwiches.
Kitchen Remodeling Contractor, Yet to be Sued.
Politicians yet to be bought
(this is why you take down the sign from previous occupant FIRST. Republican Headquarters they remember to take down sign FIRST)
$1 for a nice piece of ass = pretty good deal.
The Dog Not Yet Walked-
That’s gotta be Bruno. Crazy eyes.
That is indeed Bruno. I used that very picture when we did the “what’s outside the window” Photoshop contest.
You could sell it as a pair with a picture of “Rug not yet soiled”.
Oh… its too late for that.
Far too late.
Wet Nose Yet to Bump the Back of Your Knee
……………. idea yet to be had
If you don’t even have the creativity to call “wabi sabi” on those crooked cabinet door handles ~twitch~ do NOT try to sell me an “art print”, sir.
It would need more tilt to be ‘wabi sabi’. Right now, it’s just off level.
I tried to look up the definition of ‘wabi sabi’, but I dozed off before I could read all the way through it.
Enlightenment, Yet To Be Gained. Fucking Hipsterdom.
Kebab waiting to be made.
Yep, sad but true…
Not Sweater Yet to be Knitted?
Husband yet to be woken.
Bed yet to be made.
Kitty yet to avenge having to wear the cone of shame.
Oooo. Can I get this in a 5×7?
Peck of the Day yet to be pecked
“Ransom yet to be paid”
ear yet to be found
OH WAIT GUESS WHAT I FOUND IT
I’m trying to take a picture of my boredom for these pictures. Do you see it? How much shall I charge?
Will it be on weathered barn board? That will determine how much I’ll pay.
I’m too bored to put anything on it.
Oh, hey… my boredom is affecting my efficiency.
“Legs yet to be tan”
Home Depot Yet to be Visited
Okay, that was freakin creepy! I type my comment, hit post, and then I see a picture of the Home Depot??!!! WTF?
That just means great minds think alike.
I’m thinking undocumented workers yet to be paid…?!!! An I right?!!
He took that picture at Home Depot.
I see the listing has been removed. Does that make them a seller yet to send an email about how Regretsy is making an creative artists afraid to creatively art?
“Tantrum yet to be thrown”
Cryabeetus yet to be cured.
Flounce yet to be flounced?
Wow that really made my day. That cheered me up.
No really. What is the item we are “appreciating” Its not a picture of old doors?!!
Ridiculous!!! ^%$# like this really makes me mad. Guess I outta go down to the barn and take a picture of the donkey turds…and call it…
SHIT YET TO BE SHOVELED
Do I hear 50 cents?
There are lots of folks on Etsy, like myself, who sit and work hard at making something that folks will be happy with…not insulted with.
Morally bankrupt comes to mind.
No, no, no. You must charge more. The more you charge, the more it’s worth. see? For a fine art print of literal shit you must charge at least $159.00 plus a hefty surcharge for the irony.
And the advice is free!
I’m thinking a better title would have been “Astigmatism yet to be diagnosed”.
Either that or cataracts.
Steam waiting to be punked?
Looking up her user name on Etsy reveals more what-the-fuckery:
Just $65 for her to line up rocks in whatever state she’s in and magically pseudoscientifically heal you. Because the crystals have symmetrical molecular structures. That produce healing auras. That emanate across the world and find you. And she promises she’ll actually line up the rocks and not just send you an e-mail. And you only have to give her enough personal information for her to obtain a birth certificate in your name.
I’m all for different belief systems. I respect people who can broaden their minds and accept the challenging. But if someone WERE to run a scam and make up BS about their abilities as a spiritual healer, wouldn’t it be someone who tried to pass off their iPhone picture of her poorly installed kitchen cabinets as fine art?
I am too lazy to read all the comments but these are HANDLES not KNOBS!
I am lame- I thought the seller titled these knobs. whoops.
Regretsy is just calling the seller a knob.
Handles yet to be knobbed. Creepy Dolls FTW!!!
Shouldn’t this be knobs yet to be handled?
Speaking of, I handle knobs professionally. Would you like my card?
How do I get my own meth lab certified as “professional”? Do I have to take a trimester at University of Phoenix or something?
No, you just have to sell to someone famous like Charlie Sheen or Rush Limbaugh, and also change your name to Shering-Merck.
Where’s “toilet yet to be flushed”. I know someone has it in their fine arts collection…give it up already.
Photo yet to be shopped
Hey! I opened the doors!
Let’s see what’s inside …
Human Bones Reaper! CLOSE THE DAMNED DOORS!
Is it wierd that I actually find that kinda cute…?
OMG! HA HA HA HA HA! Oh Lord…
Ha Ha! Best one yet! I can even see the remains of the hamburger!
I was totally hoping to see you nude in the microwave reflection, a la the “You Will Shit When You See It” post from a couple of months ago.
Is it out of focus, or is that motion blur? A truly inept photo.
Shark Not Yet Jumped
Let’s try this again:
Hat yet to be worn
This actually shocked a laugh out of me. Well done.
Lupus Yet to be Diagnosed
It’s never Lupus.
“Printed in a professional lab.” Yeah, on the printer next to the urine-sample rack.
Elementary, my dear – in the “Trash Yet to Take Out.”
Based on the last two photos, the next picture will be “Diet Yet to Be Changed”
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