I’m betting there’s Drano and Lysol behind those doors, and that the photo was taken when “AmorAci” butt-dialed his phone’s camera function while getting on/off the john.
That’s the thing. If this was a decent photo, then it would be reasonable to sell it, even with the pretentious name. But it isn’t. It’s a shitty photo.
Maybe one of those cheap-ass pressboard doors is sagging. Couldn’t “AmorAci” at least have hopped a bus to a home center and pointed that cell phone at some classier cabinetry?
My cat puked up some ribbon the other day! Cause the fucker has OCD about eating ribbon. I’ll throw that in too! Glue an octopus on it and you’ll have a hell of a necklace.
I think I need to sell my $1500 camera if someone is just selling stuff out of their cell phone.
I’m surprised they didn’t point out the soft focus or the use of natural ceiling fixture lighting to jack up the price.
For which we are all eternally grateful.
It probably would have set off a new storefront,
“Yesterday’s menu”. With specialty customization, such as “Yesterday’s Corn” and the more colorful “Yesterday’s Beets”. Professionally printed, matted, and signed, of course.
These pieces speak to the unparalleled ambition and yet utter fruitlessness of our current paradigmatic search for “finished-ness” in an un-finished world. With laundry yet to dry, who is clothed? With hot pockets un-done, the very state of the pocket is in jeopardy, whereby the unreached “heat” of the “hot” pocket denies its very nature.
I’m just going to go back and look at my portfolio till the universe seems right again. While I’m flipping through my fine art photographs, I’m going to mutter to myself in my curmudgeonly old lady voice: “Gotdamn kids these days don’t know fuckin’ art. The little bastards with their cellular phones and iPads. Fine art, my ass!”
But EVERYONE is an artist in this day and age! Don’t you see people’s albums on Facebook titled “~*~*my photography ~*~*~*~*” I mean, it must be professional.
And by God, we LIKED it, and we weren’t like these soft little bastards. XBox, my ass. Hmmph! We had a BOX to play with. When we weren’t doing our chores. And walking to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, barefoot!
And we didn’t have no goddamn fancy phone cameras! Didn’t have no cameras period! If you wanted a picture of someone, you had to chisel it onto a rock!
The professional lab of CVS employees were extremely confused when someone showed up looking for their 5×7 fine art prints. All they could find were blurry photos of home renovation. At least they hoped it was home renovation.
P.S. 5×7, really? Where do you put a 5×7 art print?
Aww tantrums at this age are so funny. I remember when my daughter was this age I had trouble keeping my composure and not laughing. Now she is 2 and the tantrums are not quite so cute anymore
It is hilarious. It’s because everything is so dramatic to them. You tell them they can’t rub chewed up zwieback into your camera lens and they throw themselves on the ground in an oscar winning performance and they know it. If anyone should be crying, it’s me, dammit.
I KNOW. It’s so hard not to laugh when he’s literally face-palming himself because he’s so mad and doesn’t know what else to do. Or if he’s sitting down and mad, he just leans forward and puts his head on the ground because he’s just that dramatic.
He’s 17 months now and it’s still cute but we’ll see in about a year if I’m still laughing…
Thank you! Okay, this is completely ego-boosting for me, but I just had to show you a picture of him sans-crying. I’ve been thinking of entering him into the GapBaby contests but I don’t want to ruin his life.
Not to mention it’s such a close-up that we can’t tell if they’re normal doors or doors on a cabinet or something. For all we know, those doors lead to a dusty pantry filled with mice-droppings.
Little know fact: The alternate translation of “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” is “In the sunken city of R’lyeh, Cthulhu waits for his town car.”
Just to add some fuel to the fire. Those doors and handles are from IKEA. Either this person has the cabinet in their house or they took that pic with their phone in an IKEA store. Based on the angle of the shaddows my guess would be in store. The handles are called GRAVYR ($12.99/2pk) and the doors are PAX BIRKELAND.
I know, it was harder to capture the liquidy goodness than I thought it would be. And to think, I popped out perfectly good ice and refilled it with water, just to get the shot.
Camera Yet to Focus
Colour Yet to Correct
Bathroom Cabinet Handles Yet to Level
Cabinets Yet to Update
Bathroom Yet to Renovate
Camera Functions Yet to Learn
Photoshop Yet to Purchase
The word “pussy.” They simply delete anything that has anything like that in the name. I once had an image of a hairless baby chicken called “NAKEDCHICK”, and they kept deleting it.
I see the listing has been removed. Does that make them a seller yet to send an email about how Regretsy is making an creative artists afraid to creatively art?
Ridiculous!!! ^%$# like this really makes me mad. Guess I outta go down to the barn and take a picture of the donkey turds…and call it…
SHIT YET TO BE SHOVELED
Do I hear 50 cents?
There are lots of folks on Etsy, like myself, who sit and work hard at making something that folks will be happy with…not insulted with.
Morally bankrupt comes to mind.
No, no, no. You must charge more. The more you charge, the more it’s worth. see? For a fine art print of literal shit you must charge at least $159.00 plus a hefty surcharge for the irony.
Just $65 for her to line up rocks in whatever state she’s in and magicallypseudoscientifically heal you. Because the crystals have symmetrical molecular structures. That produce healing auras. That emanate across the world and find you. And she promises she’ll actually line up the rocks and not just send you an e-mail. And you only have to give her enough personal information for her to obtain a birth certificate in your name.
I’m all for different belief systems. I respect people who can broaden their minds and accept the challenging. But if someone WERE to run a scam and make up BS about their abilities as a spiritual healer, wouldn’t it be someone who tried to pass off their iPhone picture of her poorly installed kitchen cabinets as fine art?
March 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
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March 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
Hey, how’d you get your comment to blink like that?
March 2, 2011 at 10:54 am
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March 2, 2011 at 10:58 am
you can’t see them because they greater and less than signs are parsed by the HTML parser.
you have to use the HTML code for them in order for it to show up: they are (without the spaces) & gt; and & lt; — waaah-laaaah: < >
March 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
Crap on Etsy I haven’t yet purchased… And Won’t.
March 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
That’s a CELL PHONE PHOTO!!!! Asshole.
March 2, 2011 at 11:20 am
Correction: It’s a
crookedcell phone photo printedat the Walmartin a professional lab.Oops. I mean, “It’s art.”
March 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
And they’re not even really doors, they’re CUPBOARD doors and the handles aren’t even installed level.
Sure, they’re yet to open, but all that’s behind them is peanut butter and spaghetti-os.
March 2, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I’m betting there’s Drano and Lysol behind those doors, and that the photo was taken when “AmorAci” butt-dialed his phone’s camera function while getting on/off the john.
March 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm
That’s the thing. If this was a decent photo, then it would be reasonable to sell it, even with the pretentious name. But it isn’t. It’s a shitty photo.
March 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
It could also be called “OCD Currently Occuring” because one of the fucking door handles is lower than the other.
March 2, 2011 at 10:06 am
maybe they tilted it to give us an “alice in wonderland” wonky appeal to the crooked handles?
March 2, 2011 at 11:38 am
Maybe one of those cheap-ass pressboard doors is sagging. Couldn’t “AmorAci” at least have hopped a bus to a home center and pointed that cell phone at some classier cabinetry?
March 2, 2011 at 9:55 am
Can I get “Couple More Seconds On The Hot Pocket” as a decorative throw? I have 73 cents and some coke rewards to pay for it!
March 2, 2011 at 8:23 pm
I’m all over it! I’ve been saving up my coke points for the “Paris” t-shirt.
March 3, 2011 at 7:33 am
My cat puked up some ribbon the other day! Cause the fucker has OCD about eating ribbon. I’ll throw that in too! Glue an octopus on it and you’ll have a hell of a necklace.
March 3, 2011 at 7:34 am
And I SWEAR I’m not a bad pet owner, she hunts it down and digs it out of wherever i put it!
March 3, 2011 at 11:09 am
LOOK OUT! Angel Drawers will tell you to take better care of your pets like she told me to stop abusing my baby.
March 3, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Wouldn’t be the first time I received unwanted advice!!!
March 2, 2011 at 9:55 am
Those must be the doors of creativity.
March 2, 2011 at 10:01 am
Forever closed to this nitwit.
March 2, 2011 at 11:20 am
The Doors of Perception
March 2, 2011 at 5:52 pm
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March 2, 2011 at 9:55 am
I shall now ponder the mystery of whether it’s the camera or the house which was slanted during this photo.
March 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
the slanting is a whimsy steampunk addition.
March 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
I think I need to sell my $1500 camera if someone is just selling stuff out of their cell phone.
I’m surprised they didn’t point out the soft focus or the use of natural ceiling fixture lighting to jack up the price.
March 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
Eye exam, needs to happen.
March 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
Narnia, here we come!
March 2, 2011 at 10:00 am
Needs more barn wood.
March 2, 2011 at 10:36 am
ah yes! the “more triangle” of a new generation
March 2, 2011 at 10:43 am
*cowbell
March 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Needs more Swastikas…oops…Navajo Peace Symbols.
March 2, 2011 at 10:01 am
It needs a mustache.
March 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
CONTEST!!!!
March 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
The Hot Pocket suspense is killing me…promise me it eventually did ding, OK?
March 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
They had me at ‘Printed in a professional lab’!
March 2, 2011 at 11:01 am
Walgreens, CVS, or Costco?
March 3, 2011 at 11:10 am
Shutterfly!
March 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
You staged that garbage shot! There’s no Hot Pocket wrapper!
March 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
It’s a space station!
March 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
Couple More Seconds is fucking genius. Doors Yet? Meh.
March 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
Comment yet to make.
March 2, 2011 at 10:06 am
Turd not yet flushed. (sorry no pics)
March 2, 2011 at 11:42 am
For which we are all eternally grateful.
It probably would have set off a new storefront,
“Yesterday’s menu”. With specialty customization, such as “Yesterday’s Corn” and the more colorful “Yesterday’s Beets”. Professionally printed, matted, and signed, of course.
March 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
No apologies needed; I’m grateful there’s no picture.
March 2, 2011 at 8:25 pm
No pics, didn’t happen.
March 2, 2011 at 10:10 am
i want to take a picture of my baby titled “baby not yet spanked” but he’s being really good right now.
also the one time i spanked him, i cried after.
March 2, 2011 at 10:12 am
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March 2, 2011 at 10:19 am
Maybe you should read.
March 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
Maybe you should look into getting the joke.
March 2, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Ok fine. “Baby Not Yet Locked In Closet”
Maybe that’s what’s behind the doors?
March 2, 2011 at 10:10 am
Fine art? Hm. Then all of mu crappy photos on flickr should fetch a handsome price at auction. Sotheby’s, here I come
March 2, 2011 at 10:12 am
Yeah, I said “mu” instead of “my”. I’m hoping that it will catch on and then I can copyright it, bitches.
March 2, 2011 at 10:10 am
These pieces speak to the unparalleled ambition and yet utter fruitlessness of our current paradigmatic search for “finished-ness” in an un-finished world. With laundry yet to dry, who is clothed? With hot pockets un-done, the very state of the pocket is in jeopardy, whereby the unreached “heat” of the “hot” pocket denies its very nature.
March 2, 2011 at 1:34 pm
were you one of my professors?
March 2, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Or one of mine?
March 2, 2011 at 8:26 pm
With seconds left on the Hot Pocket, are we not ALL starving?
March 3, 2011 at 10:00 am
Thus the question: When is a Hot Pocket not a Hot Pocket?
March 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
I’m just going to go back and look at my portfolio till the universe seems right again. While I’m flipping through my fine art photographs, I’m going to mutter to myself in my curmudgeonly old lady voice: “Gotdamn kids these days don’t know fuckin’ art. The little bastards with their cellular phones and iPads. Fine art, my ass!”
March 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
But EVERYONE is an artist in this day and age! Don’t you see people’s albums on Facebook titled “~*~*my photography ~*~*~*~*” I mean, it must be professional.
March 2, 2011 at 10:26 am
*shakes cane* Get off my lawn!
March 2, 2011 at 11:15 am
*muttering*
Uphill, in the snow… and we was barefoot!!
March 2, 2011 at 3:34 pm
And we all had to share one coat…I had the left sleeve.
March 2, 2011 at 5:56 pm
And by God, we LIKED it, and we weren’t like these soft little bastards. XBox, my ass. Hmmph! We had a BOX to play with. When we weren’t doing our chores. And walking to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, barefoot!
March 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm
And we had to listen to records! And get off of our asses to turn them over every 15 minutes!
And the TV only got three channels, PBS, and a couple of dinky local channels on the bottom dial. And there was no remote. We kids were the remote.
March 2, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I’m one-upping your cane and shaking a rolling pin instead.
March 2, 2011 at 3:37 pm
I see your rolling pin and raise you a flaccid penis. Well, maybe “raise” isn’t the right word…
March 2, 2011 at 6:48 pm
And we didn’t have no goddamn fancy phone cameras! Didn’t have no cameras period! If you wanted a picture of someone, you had to chisel it onto a rock!
March 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
The professional lab of CVS employees were extremely confused when someone showed up looking for their 5×7 fine art prints. All they could find were blurry photos of home renovation. At least they hoped it was home renovation.
P.S. 5×7, really? Where do you put a 5×7 art print?
March 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
(Bathroom wall!)
March 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
In a large, oversized frame with a vast amount of matting, because it’s arty.
March 2, 2011 at 10:17 am
“Baby Not Yet Spanked”
March 2, 2011 at 10:18 am
oh for god’s sakes. html, you failed me.
March 2, 2011 at 10:18 am
“View from outside the closet” could have so made it into a coming out statement piece. Such a missed opportunity. Tsk.
March 2, 2011 at 10:21 am
I SWEAR LAST TIME.
“Baby Not Yet Spanked”
March 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
You can’t spank him! He’s BATMAN!
March 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
My favorite quote so far!
March 3, 2011 at 10:53 am
I’m at work and can’t stop laughing, because I kept reading that as “You can’t spank him! He’s a BATMAN!”
March 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
This could be a series.
“Baby Not Yet Changed”
“Baby Not Yet Fed”
March 2, 2011 at 11:37 am
“Baby not yet held”
“Baby not yet happy”
“Baby not yet given a toy”
March 3, 2011 at 10:54 am
I will make this series happen.
March 2, 2011 at 10:36 am
Kinda looks the same as Baby Just Spanked.
March 2, 2011 at 11:54 am
Aww tantrums at this age are so funny. I remember when my daughter was this age I had trouble keeping my composure and not laughing. Now she is 2 and the tantrums are not quite so cute anymore
March 2, 2011 at 5:02 pm
It is hilarious. It’s because everything is so dramatic to them. You tell them they can’t rub chewed up zwieback into your camera lens and they throw themselves on the ground in an oscar winning performance and they know it. If anyone should be crying, it’s me, dammit.
March 3, 2011 at 10:55 am
I KNOW. It’s so hard not to laugh when he’s literally face-palming himself because he’s so mad and doesn’t know what else to do. Or if he’s sitting down and mad, he just leans forward and puts his head on the ground because he’s just that dramatic.
He’s 17 months now and it’s still cute but we’ll see in about a year if I’m still laughing…
March 2, 2011 at 10:39 am
I love how you caught him in mid-stampy-foot!
March 3, 2011 at 10:56 am
Haha, I took like 8 and this was the least blurry one + most hilarious squishy faced one!
March 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
Even throwing a fit, your kid is god damn cute. I know what cute is, I’ve got 6 siblings under the age of 13.
March 3, 2011 at 11:02 am
Thank you! Okay, this is completely ego-boosting for me, but I just had to show you a picture of him sans-crying. I’ve been thinking of entering him into the GapBaby contests but I don’t want to ruin his life.
March 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Super cute!
March 2, 2011 at 11:09 am
“Mommy Not Yet Drunk”?
March 2, 2011 at 3:39 pm
“Daddy Not Yet Sober”?
March 2, 2011 at 6:52 pm
“Mommy Not Yet Drunk Enough!”
March 3, 2011 at 11:04 am
Mommy Not Drinking Ever Again And Not Yet Ready For More Babies.
just kidding. oliver, you are a blessing or whatever.
March 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
Wow. Tilty and un-color corrected. Guess this is a new definition of ‘fine’ and ‘art’.
March 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
Not to mention it’s such a close-up that we can’t tell if they’re normal doors or doors on a cabinet or something. For all we know, those doors lead to a dusty pantry filled with mice-droppings.
March 2, 2011 at 10:43 am
Come on, it’s Etsy. They lead to fucking Narnia, ok? DON’T YOU KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS MAGIC AND WHIMSY?
March 3, 2011 at 10:04 am
It’s “Wabi Sabi.”
March 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
Drink yet to be drunk.
March 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
the doors should open up and display a pile of crap.
March 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
Looks like someone gave their 5-year old a camera and called it art.
March 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
There’s only one explanation for all this and I don’t have it.
March 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
Nap at work, yet to be taken.
March 3, 2011 at 11:06 am
You can take naps at work!?
March 2, 2011 at 10:29 am
Elder god yet to arrive.
March 2, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Is that Cthulu’s driver?
March 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm
One of them. The Great Old One has many servants.
And is it my imagination, is the young women next to him trying to casually sidle away, in the hopes no one will think she’s with this lunatic?
March 3, 2011 at 1:48 am
I think you’re right. She’s certainly giving the photographer a “please crop me out of the picture” look.
March 2, 2011 at 8:42 pm
Little know fact: The alternate translation of “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” is “In the sunken city of R’lyeh, Cthulhu waits for his town car.”
March 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
Just to add some fuel to the fire. Those doors and handles are from IKEA. Either this person has the cabinet in their house or they took that pic with their phone in an IKEA store. Based on the angle of the shaddows my guess would be in store. The handles are called GRAVYR ($12.99/2pk) and the doors are PAX BIRKELAND.
March 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm
aaahhh… Swedish Steampunk–now it makes sense! Oh, wait–nope, still doesn’t.
March 3, 2011 at 11:07 am
What makes sense is delicious and cheap lunch at IKEA’s cafeteria! Can we somehow make a Swedish Steampunk Meatballs?
March 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
Ooo… wait.. How about this one:
“Compost, yet to be rotted”.
So it’s a pretty picture, but downcycling it with a gross caption is steampunk, right? Or is it goth?
March 2, 2011 at 10:54 am
Goth, I think. You need some gears or an octopus to make it steampunk.
“Goth steampunk compost, yet to be rotted”.
March 2, 2011 at 10:55 am
You’re absolutely right. What was I thinking?
March 2, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Needs more goatse!!!
March 2, 2011 at 10:35 am
Ice, yet to freeze
March 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
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March 2, 2011 at 11:28 am
I know, it was harder to capture the liquidy goodness than I thought it would be. And to think, I popped out perfectly good ice and refilled it with water, just to get the shot.
March 2, 2011 at 12:44 pm
It’s actually a more interesting photograph than the crap cabinet doors.
March 2, 2011 at 10:41 am
Other titles thrown out were:
Camera Yet to Focus
Colour Yet to Correct
Bathroom Cabinet Handles Yet to Level
Cabinets Yet to Update
Bathroom Yet to Renovate
Camera Functions Yet to Learn
Photoshop Yet to Purchase
You get the idea.
March 2, 2011 at 10:41 am
“Hilarious accident, yet to happen”
March 2, 2011 at 10:43 am
Yet to be exterminated.
March 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
Crack Yet To Be Said No To
March 2, 2011 at 10:56 am
JUST SAY NO, KIDS
March 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
Dress yet to be put on completely
March 2, 2011 at 11:33 am
Just say ‘ho’!
March 2, 2011 at 11:39 am
“Underwear yet to be put on”
“Woman yet to have a baby”
March 2, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Heidi Klum yet to realize she’s not 20 anymore
March 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
Cookies, yet to be Eaten.
That’s some fucking art right there, bitches.
March 2, 2011 at 10:51 am
Fine Art Photos Yet To Be Printed (In a Professional Lab)
March 2, 2011 at 10:51 am
“McNuggets, yet to be fried”.
March 2, 2011 at 10:58 am
Coffee Yet to be Drunk
Bad Day About to Start
Not what you want to pick up when you’re groping for that first cup of coffee in the morning…
(the mouse was fine and got released in the brushpile in the backyard)
March 2, 2011 at 11:00 am
My not have been the best start to your day, but he sure is cute.
March 2, 2011 at 11:06 am
He was lucky I found him and not the cat!
March 2, 2011 at 11:23 am
If it were me, it would be: New Pet Not Yet in Cage. So cute!
March 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm
The best part of waking up
is vermin in your cup.
March 3, 2011 at 12:06 pm
I need to be able to thumb this comment up more than once.
March 2, 2011 at 6:39 pm
I thought he was your pet mouse posing in the cup for you.
March 3, 2011 at 12:07 pm
nope, wild baby field mouse. fortunately too young and stupid to realize people are SCARY, so it was easy to dump him outside.
March 3, 2011 at 3:51 am
Awwwwwww! Yes, I’m a freak – I think mice are adorable, even when encountered in coffee mugs.
March 2, 2011 at 11:01 am
I call this one “Period yet to start.”
March 2, 2011 at 11:06 am
March 2, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Aw shit, what part of “Boy pussy yet to be fucked” violated PB’s TOU?
March 3, 2011 at 7:27 am
The word “pussy.” They simply delete anything that has anything like that in the name. I once had an image of a hairless baby chicken called “NAKEDCHICK”, and they kept deleting it.
March 2, 2011 at 11:07 am
Serial Killer Yet to Appear
March 2, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Horror Movie Yet to Start.
March 2, 2011 at 11:07 am
Those handles look so very Home Depot cheapest you can buy.
March 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
It’s more interesting looking at the trash. Is that your trash HK?
March 2, 2011 at 11:18 am
It is. But those are Bronc’s breakfast sandwiches.
March 2, 2011 at 11:15 am
Kitchen Remodeling Contractor, Yet to be Sued.
March 2, 2011 at 11:16 am
Politicians yet to be bought
(this is why you take down the sign from previous occupant FIRST. Republican Headquarters they remember to take down sign FIRST)
March 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
$1 for a nice piece of ass = pretty good deal.
March 2, 2011 at 11:19 am
The Dog Not Yet Walked-
March 2, 2011 at 11:36 am
That’s gotta be Bruno. Crazy eyes.
March 2, 2011 at 11:40 am
That is indeed Bruno. I used that very picture when we did the “what’s outside the window” Photoshop contest.
March 2, 2011 at 12:34 pm
You could sell it as a pair with a picture of “Rug not yet soiled”.
March 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Oh… its too late for that.
Far too late.
March 2, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Wet Nose Yet to Bump the Back of Your Knee
March 2, 2011 at 11:24 am
……………. idea yet to be had
March 2, 2011 at 11:26 am
If you don’t even have the creativity to call “wabi sabi” on those crooked cabinet door handles ~twitch~ do NOT try to sell me an “art print”, sir.
March 2, 2011 at 11:34 am
It would need more tilt to be ‘wabi sabi’. Right now, it’s just off level.
March 2, 2011 at 7:51 pm
I tried to look up the definition of ‘wabi sabi’, but I dozed off before I could read all the way through it.
Enlightenment, Yet To Be Gained. Fucking Hipsterdom.
March 2, 2011 at 11:26 am
Kebab waiting to be made.
March 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
*GASP*…!!!!!
March 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Yep, sad but true…
March 3, 2011 at 1:53 am
Not Sweater Yet to be Knitted?
March 2, 2011 at 11:26 am
Husband yet to be woken.
Bed yet to be made.
March 2, 2011 at 11:36 am
Kitty yet to avenge having to wear the cone of shame.
March 2, 2011 at 11:30 am
March 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
Oooo. Can I get this in a 5×7?
March 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
Peck of the Day yet to be pecked
March 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
“Ransom yet to be paid”
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/jh5x89.jpg[/IMG]
March 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
March 2, 2011 at 11:44 am
ear yet to be found
OH WAIT GUESS WHAT I FOUND IT
March 2, 2011 at 11:47 am
I’m trying to take a picture of my boredom for these pictures. Do you see it? How much shall I charge?
March 2, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Will it be on weathered barn board? That will determine how much I’ll pay.
March 2, 2011 at 5:12 pm
I’m too bored to put anything on it.
March 2, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Oh, hey… my boredom is affecting my efficiency.
March 2, 2011 at 11:49 am
“Legs yet to be tan”
March 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
Home Depot Yet to be Visited
March 2, 2011 at 11:51 am
Okay, that was freakin creepy! I type my comment, hit post, and then I see a picture of the Home Depot??!!! WTF?
March 2, 2011 at 11:54 am
That just means great minds think alike.
March 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm
I’m thinking undocumented workers yet to be paid…?!!! An I right?!!
March 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
He took that picture at Home Depot.
March 2, 2011 at 11:51 am
I see the listing has been removed. Does that make them a seller yet to send an email about how Regretsy is making an creative artists afraid to creatively art?
March 2, 2011 at 11:57 am
“Tantrum yet to be thrown”
March 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Cryabeetus yet to be cured.
March 2, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Flounce yet to be flounced?
March 2, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Wow that really made my day. That cheered me up.
March 2, 2011 at 12:18 pm
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March 2, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Ridiculous!!! ^%$# like this really makes me mad. Guess I outta go down to the barn and take a picture of the donkey turds…and call it…
SHIT YET TO BE SHOVELED
Do I hear 50 cents?
There are lots of folks on Etsy, like myself, who sit and work hard at making something that folks will be happy with…not insulted with.
Morally bankrupt comes to mind.
March 2, 2011 at 12:45 pm
No, no, no. You must charge more. The more you charge, the more it’s worth. see? For a fine art print of literal shit you must charge at least $159.00 plus a hefty surcharge for the irony.
And the advice is free!
March 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
I’m thinking a better title would have been “Astigmatism yet to be diagnosed”.
March 2, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Either that or cataracts.
March 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Steam waiting to be punked?
March 2, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Looking up her user name on Etsy reveals more what-the-fuckery:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68561597/reiki-crystal-healing-grid-for-5-days-by
Just $65 for her to line up rocks in whatever state she’s in and
magicallypseudoscientifically heal you. Because the crystals have symmetrical molecular structures. That produce healing auras. That emanate across the world and find you. And she promises she’ll actually line up the rocks and not just send you an e-mail. And you only have to give her enough personal information for her to obtain a birth certificate in your name.I’m all for different belief systems. I respect people who can broaden their minds and accept the challenging. But if someone WERE to run a scam and make up BS about their abilities as a spiritual healer, wouldn’t it be someone who tried to pass off their iPhone picture of her poorly installed kitchen cabinets as fine art?
March 2, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I am too lazy to read all the comments but these are HANDLES not KNOBS!
March 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I am lame- I thought the seller titled these knobs. whoops.
Regretsy is just calling the seller a knob.
March 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Handles yet to be knobbed. Creepy Dolls FTW!!!
March 2, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Shouldn’t this be knobs yet to be handled?
Speaking of, I handle knobs professionally. Would you like my card?
March 2, 2011 at 1:10 pm
How do I get my own meth lab certified as “professional”? Do I have to take a trimester at University of Phoenix or something?
March 2, 2011 at 1:23 pm
No, you just have to sell to someone famous like Charlie Sheen or Rush Limbaugh, and also change your name to Shering-Merck.
March 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Where’s “toilet yet to be flushed”. I know someone has it in their fine arts collection…give it up already.
March 2, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Photo yet to be shopped
March 2, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Hey! I opened the doors!
Let’s see what’s inside …
Human Bones Reaper! CLOSE THE DAMNED DOORS!
March 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Is it wierd that I actually find that kinda cute…?
March 2, 2011 at 1:51 pm
March 2, 2011 at 4:42 pm
OMG! HA HA HA HA HA! Oh Lord…
March 3, 2011 at 4:02 am
Ha Ha! Best one yet! I can even see the remains of the hamburger!
March 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm
I was totally hoping to see you nude in the microwave reflection, a la the “You Will Shit When You See It” post from a couple of months ago.
March 2, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Is it out of focus, or is that motion blur? A truly inept photo.
March 2, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Jury Etsy
March 2, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Shark Not Yet Jumped
<img src="http://www.allthingscahill.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/shark-attack1.jpg"
March 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Let’s try this again:
Shark Not Yet Jumped
March 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Hat yet to be worn
March 2, 2011 at 5:02 pm
March 2, 2011 at 8:58 pm
This actually shocked a laugh out of me. Well done.
March 3, 2011 at 1:57 am
Lupus Yet to be Diagnosed
March 3, 2011 at 10:40 am
It’s never Lupus.
March 3, 2011 at 2:04 am
“Printed in a professional lab.” Yeah, on the printer next to the urine-sample rack.
March 3, 2011 at 9:53 am
Elementary, my dear – in the “Trash Yet to Take Out.”
June 1, 2012 at 8:09 am
Based on the last two photos, the next picture will be “Diet Yet to Be Changed”