90

Regretsy Math

- Submitted by Raven


138

Douche Ex Machina

“This is NOT Summer’s Eve!” Like there’s some great disadvantage to buying FDA approved sanitary products made in hygienic conditions. That is so corporate, man. Down with Big Pussy!

I’m sorry, there is no way I’m buying a bag of parsley and cat hair douche from a stranger on the internet. Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t even buy food on Etsy, much less hillbilly bajingo wash.

77

I WANT THIS SO BAD I COULD CRY

Honey, if you’re reading this, I think they take Paypal.

100

Last Minute Valentine Cards

Not from Hallmark? Wow, I could have sworn this was from their “Witless Comic Sans Collection”!

This Valentines Day, tell her you’d do it all over again with free paint samples from Home Depot.

Nothing says “be My Valentine” like prison sex. Don’t forget the boxed set of Oz.