What the hell kind of Girl, Interrupted bullshit is this? You could make this with a fitted sheet and a stapler.

By the way, this was in the Etsy Finds email this morning, which is their daily roundup of “handpicked” items. I think they have a chicken tied to a laptop, and every morning they drop some corn onto his keyboard. Whatever he pecks out is what they send you. And then they all sit around drinking hand made douche tea from mustache mugs and laugh their asses off.

- Submitted by Raven

“This is NOT Summer’s Eve!” Like there’s some great disadvantage to buying FDA approved sanitary products made in hygienic conditions. That is so corporate, man. Down with Big Pussy!

I’m sorry, there is no way I’m buying a bag of parsley and cat hair douche from a stranger on the internet. Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t even buy food on Etsy, much less hillbilly bajingo wash.

Honey, if you’re reading this, I think they take Paypal.