IT’S UNIQUE
VERY UNIQUE
PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE UNIQUENESS
SO UNIQUE IT’S VINTAGE AND BRAND NEW AT THE SAME TIME
HANG IT SIDEWAYS FOR MORE UNIQUENESS
GET TWO AND MAKE EARRINGS
PUT AN OWL ON IT
WATCH PARTS
WATCH PARTS
A VACUUM TUBE AND WATCH PARTS
AN ELEPHANT HEAD AND WATCH PARTS
A VAGINA AND WATCH PARTS
A MUSTACHE AND WATCH PARTS
BUY HAND ASSEMBLED!
This Etsy store sells counterfeit Louis Vuitton bags.
Sometimes she gets around that by saying the bags are cheap because they’re “probably not authentic,” Which is kind of like saying I know the car is stolen, but I only want $200 for it.
Sometimes she just says it’s vintage, which is kind of a catch-all category on Etsy. It could mean, stolen, couldn’t sell it at my yard sale or I found it in the back of my car. In a case like that, she just gives you bad feedback if you complain.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s wrong with you? You should have known I was ripping you off! Didn’t you read the listing? It very clearly says absolutely nothing about this not being an authentic bag! It AMAZES ME that people spend money on Etsy and think they’re going to get things! DON’T EVER COME BACK TO MY STORE TO GET RIPPED OFF AGAIN YOU IGNORANT WHORE
UPDATE: Many of you followed up on this, complaining to Etsy and Louis Vuitton. One reader sent her a surprisingly polite convo through Etsy, expressing displeasure at seeing counterfeit bags on Etsy. The seller seems repentant.
She has now closed her store, and will probably not return until she’s had time to get another round of designer bags from the swap meet. She will be just find.
Etsy: Your online marketplace for all things hand traced
UPDATE: Eagle-eyed Regretsian Ann also found this in High Class Design’s shop. Stay classy!
Speaking of art, you may remember this Alchemy Request:
Well, the person who made this request has now received some sketches from the artist they hired. And because I am nothing if not a patron of the arts, I am posting a pencil sketch here for your amusement. It’s not very good quality, but I guarantee it’s the best drawing of John Cena buggering Daniel Tosh that you’ll see all day.
This is definitely, unreservedly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you’re employed at a place where they don’t mind you looking at hand drawn gay porn. So, if you work at Bravo, you’re good.
