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View it in a Room (NSFW)

96 comments on View it in a Room (NSFW)

  1. CraftyKittie
    February 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Is it wrong of me that the best part of this painting is that it is on “unstretched” canvas?

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    • smartwentcrazy
      February 28, 2011 at 10:42 am

      I zeroed in on that right off the bat too!

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  2. madeitwithmyfeet
    February 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    I swear my grandmother had that same piece hanging over the piano.

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  3. knittygritty
    February 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    I guess I should be upset, but I’m just not anymore.

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  4. Dynomoose
    February 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    I’m not so sure that “mature” is a word to describer this painting.

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  5. sara tonein
    February 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Tush Ease???? Bwahahahahaha!!!

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  6. Jazz Chicken
    February 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Is it weird that I can’t tell if it should be read:
    Fuck my boy pussy!
    or
    Fuck my boy, pussy!

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  7. sara tonein
    February 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    So, can someone explain to me WHAT his anatomy actually is??? Can’t quite figure it out from the “art work”…

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  8. SarasWhimsy
    February 25, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    I bet any artist with this much class would wear a NINE PIECE octopus necklace thing while working!

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  9. SarasWhimsy
    February 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    @6 – I think it should be “boy-pussy” 8O

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  10. Dynomoose
    February 25, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    “describer?” Good god, I’m losing it.

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  11. knittygritty
    February 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Is it 18×24″ or 18×24′? Because one possibility is much, much worse than the other.

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  12. Rad Bromance
    February 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    I don’t see any actual sex going on.

    That’s a little misleading.

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  13. waningestrogen
    February 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    I need one of those key pictures to see all the items in VIIAR. I’m not sure I’ve found everything.

    You know, the kind they have in the Highlights for Children hidden pictures?

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  14. Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
    February 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    “Fuck my boy pussy”

    I just hate demanding bottoms…(eye roll)

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  15. Gem
    February 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    “I love color, and it is the main focus of my work. I believe it can have healing properties for those viewing my work” – Shop Profile

    Healing properties? Oh, yes…I see it now, definitely…F*ck my boy Pussy is aiding my herbal tea and yoga sessions quite nicely.

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  16. Betty Cracker
    February 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    I think the person he’s addressing is probably a little too concerned about his freshly severed left leg and its gushing femoral artery to notice his demand.

    Though, I don’t know, some people are into that.

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  17. Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
    February 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    #13 waningestrogen I KNOW! I missed the fellatio needlepoint tapestry the first look through!!! VIIR FTW!!!

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  18. lemon_bombs
    February 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Aw. Someone has pussy-envy!

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  19. spiritwunion
    February 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Soooo…a grey guy with one leg and a disfigured arm jutting out his back wants me to fuck his boy pussy. I see.

    Know what that guy in the VIIAR needs? Clothespins with rainbow-colored ribbons wrapped around them! Preferably organic.

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  20. regretfullyyours
    February 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    I enjoy his other work tastefully titled: Giant Strawberry Penis in a Room

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/64065156/mature-giant-strawberry-penis-in-a-room

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    • Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
      February 28, 2011 at 9:59 am

      Pixilated like that, it looks like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force !!

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    • anybodyinthere
      March 6, 2011 at 10:56 am

      That wouldn’t even be considered “mature” if the artiste hadn’t included the word “penis” in the title.

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  21. whimsiclesthenics
    February 25, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Thanks to GoreKitten’s reference on the previous page to drinking Bailey’s from a shoe, I now prefer the term “mangina.”

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  22. Jenni Mae
    February 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    How’d you get an uncensored version? LMAO. This site is gold – have you seen his descriptions? “it looks like pipes, or twisting lines, or something.”

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  23. Lebug20
    February 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    I totally painted this exact same thing when i was in 2nd grade.

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  24. Jemmy
    February 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    #1, The unstretched canvas was the deal breaker for me. I suppose I’ll have to let you have this one.

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  25. fernkid
    February 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Edited for additional wrongness: http://tinyurl.com/5sru5t8

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    • smartwentcrazy
      February 28, 2011 at 10:56 am

      Ahhhh! I nearly peed myself laughing! I’m watching Colert and Huckabee’s on now.

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  26. methuselah
    February 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    BEST. VIIAR. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. monkey33
    February 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    The only thing unstretched is the canvas.

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  28. Badger
    February 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    I will only view it in a room if the door is closed and I’m outside.

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  29. trousers rolled
    February 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Everywhere I looked in that VIIAR was another gorgeous piece of boy pussy fucking awesomeness!

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  30. methuselah
    February 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Does nobody else recognize erstwhile conservative asswipe and theocratic dictator hopeful Mike Huckabee?

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  31. fernkid
    February 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Methuselah, #30 — Recognize him in the View it in a Room, or the original painting? Because I see him in both.

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  32. trousers rolled
    February 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Is the subject wearing a Breathe Right(tm) nasal strip or is that a wishbone? (Ohhh, I get it… wish BONE)

    I kind of like his strawberry penis painting, if he hadn’t plastered it with a strawberry penis, that is.

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  33. pantsmonkey
    February 25, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Oh HK, I love you so much! If I asked really nice, could I get one in a Newt, too?

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  34. pantsmonkey
    February 25, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Or maybe a Haley Barbour? I do so like southern decor.

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  35. spookyliz
    February 25, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    but how do we get that hat?

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  36. Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
    February 25, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    The fact that he’s gray makes me think of an alien. Which is oddly appropriate, seeing how they’re also into anal probing.

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  37. LeeLooDallas
    February 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    To me it looks like Bigfoot.
    Bigfoot is scary enough as it is, I didn’t need this.

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  38. DarkStorm
    February 25, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    You went through all the trouble of drawing his little dangling balls and his little white “boy pussy” but you didn’t bother finishing his left leg?! Greatness is not achieved through mediocrity! Go for the gold! You can do it!

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  39. DamnitsGlam
    February 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Q. Are we not men?

    A. Um … I don’t know what you are, but you look angry.

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  40. knittygritty
    February 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    @23 Lebug20

    Where on Earth did you go to second grade?

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  41. StinkBait
    February 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • mapleleaves
      February 27, 2011 at 7:35 am

      In the gay world, someone who refers to himself as a “boy” is either looking for a “daddy” or was such a bigoted ageist when they were just old enough to get into bars that they have to pretend they’re still young to avoid being shunned.

      Often spelled “boi” because the online handles using “boy” were taken twenty years ago.

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  42. unholyghost2003
    February 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    “gay sex painting done from a porno mag” I want to know what mag … maybe I am naive but I think that the gay, alien, amputee, fetish porn is probably a pretty niche market … figured it would be one of those “internet only” type things. VERY curious what such a magazine is called!

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    • kittykatt
      February 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm

      …meebbee “Grays Anatomy”?????

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    • mapleleaves
      February 26, 2011 at 8:45 pm

      My guess is that the model was Brent Corrigan, the Traci Lords of gay porn.

      (By which I mean he was already famous and successful when he casually mentioned that it was his eighteenth birthday.)

      At least this person admits he started out with a tracing.

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  43. Sue
    February 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

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  44. GreySkye
    February 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Why would someone paint a gorilla like this? I do like the way he screwed up the leg and just scribbled it out like a 5 year old. Art is so entertaining.

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  45. Cherry Cow
    February 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Oh sweet zombie jesus in a birch bark canoe!

    Weeping cock over on livejournal made it’s way to etsy.

    this is seriously where i first heard “boy pussy”

    fuck, i’m going home.

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  46. straighteight
    February 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    His coloring, facial features and puppet digits remind of Sam the Eagle.

    http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Muppets-Sam-The-Eagle.jpg

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  47. mapleleaves
    February 25, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    This makes me feel really bad for Seton Hall women’s basketball coach Phyllis Mangina.

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  48. rawrthedinosaur
    February 25, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    It’s shit like this that makes me wish Fuck Yeah Terrible Art was around. *sigh* I miss that blog.

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  49. HelenaHandbasket
    February 25, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    The VIIAR finally answers our age-old question: “Who is actually buying up all that stuff?”

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  50. hillbillybajingowash
    February 25, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    I’d buy it, but for $240 I’d really like the canvas to be stretched. Only the canvas.

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  51. anyte
    February 25, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Whereas I immediately thought of Grey Hulk. You wouldn’t like him when he’s horny, apparently.

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  52. invaderhorizongreen
    February 25, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    with that gray part that looks erased all i can think of is that they had it perfect then altered it then finally said screw it i will sell it as is

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  53. stickywu
    February 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    He.
    Bought.
    Sweet.
    Baby.
    Kisses.

    http://www.regretsy.com/2010/10/15/please-dont-eat-the-babies/

    http://www.etsy.com/people/mike84/feedback?type=from_sellers

    You’re a fellow Regretsian, aren’t you, Mike84? AREN’T YOU?

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  54. Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
    February 25, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    The only other time I’ve heard mangina this many times was on an episode of RuPaul’s Drag race!!

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  55. Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
    February 25, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    By seeing all those brown bottles I would call this actually”View it in a Cloud of Amyl Nitrate!”

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  56. unseeliepixie
    February 25, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    I’m sorry… Having seen it in a room, I have realized that I could never do the “painting” justice. I can only hope that there is someone out there with the identical decor because nothing less than that will do. That, and with my “Tosh/Cena” lithograph, it might give the wrong idea.

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  57. purple_peacock
    February 26, 2011 at 1:13 am

    What’s with the missing leg?

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  58. wakingupwithyou
    February 26, 2011 at 4:01 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  59. brooklynbags
    February 26, 2011 at 5:26 am

    The poppers are a nice touch. Good job, Helen!

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  60. fernkid
    February 26, 2011 at 6:59 am

    purple_peacock #57: “What’s with the missing leg?”

    It’s a set-up for a sequel painting entitled “Fuck My Boy Pussy: GUESS WHAT I FOUND HIS MISSING LEG!”

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  61. shizukaurusai
    February 26, 2011 at 7:28 am

    I’m pretty sure I make that same face when I find out I’m out of milk for my cereal in the morning. This is a little awkward.

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  62. whimsiclesthenics
    February 26, 2011 at 7:33 am

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  63. Candyann
    February 26, 2011 at 8:47 am

    Thank goodness you made a view it in a room.
    I was about to buy that painting, but when viewed in a room…no way!

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  64. Nico
    February 26, 2011 at 10:04 am

    I would be really thrilled if an average gay man could come weigh in on whether or not the average gay man calls it his “boy pussy”. I just don’t get my gospel from Etsy paintings.

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    • mapleleaves
      February 27, 2011 at 7:41 am

      The term implies an age difference and a feminization (and thus submissiveness) of the bottom.

      So it’s pretty much only been used by young men appealing to vaguely pedo interests, and old men who want their advanced age, beer gut, and/or decrepitude to seem sexy.

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  65. ellaminnowpeadesigns
    February 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

    You should’ve seen the look on my hubby’s face when I showed him this. lol

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  66. Frey
    February 26, 2011 at 11:11 am

    In all the gay man porn I’ve watched, read, drawn and written, no one has ever used the phrase “boy pussy.” Then again, maybe they just don’t want to say it while the lesbian is watching. Fucking Danglers conspiring against me.

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  67. Frey
    February 26, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Also, I think this is the answer to Concrete Giraffes: It’s more explosions. And dead babies– I mean, Kurt Russel.

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    • Frey
      February 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm

      Really? No one else thinks it looks like Kurt Russel? Well, fine then. Fine, fine…

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  68. Mooserepellant
    February 26, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Honestly, I come to this site more for the commentary than the fuckery.

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  69. purple_peacock
    February 26, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    #60 : Sounds beautiful. I can’t wait for the sequel.

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  70. edinbourgeoise
    February 26, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Is it just me, or is that Roger from American Dad?

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  71. VeganMeatyCurtains
    February 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    I’d like to see the original porno mag picture. Something tells me he got the nose wrong.

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  72. crampedsultana
    February 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    No, no, no! This is not what I ordered at all! That looks NOTHING like Daniel Tosh and just where is John Cena??
    I can’t possibly hang this in my sun room!

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  73. Stretch65 is not even remotely Steampunk
    February 26, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    #59 Brooklynbags I believe the credit/blame for the VlIIAR belongs to Mr Drywall!!

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  74. sheltiepitbullfun
    February 26, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Is this artist colorblind or why would grey skin and a white butthole sound like a good idea? If they are colorblind then I’ll cut them some slack. Actually even in normal colors it would be hard to improve on this.

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  75. MsBuzzkillington
    February 26, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Oooh, he also has the horse tail butt plug!

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  76. Amy
    February 27, 2011 at 6:49 am

    This VIAR adds new meaning to the possibility of “Huckabee/Santorum.”

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  77. whaapplewha
    February 27, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    I can’t read what Mike Huckabee is writing on the picture…can anyone else?

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  78. Dix
    February 28, 2011 at 5:47 am

    The subject matter doesn’t bother me but I am totally offended by the god-awful execution. If you’re going to sell porn, at least learn to f*cking draw.

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  79. magorapg
    February 28, 2011 at 10:13 am

    View it in a room is both awesome and evil.

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  80. Alex
    February 28, 2011 at 10:38 am

    I watched a porno once called Army of Ass 3. One girl kept saying “Fuck my shit-pussy!”

    Oh my god. I’ll never forget that.

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  81. smartwentcrazy
    February 28, 2011 at 10:43 am

    My mom would shit herself and that makes this the BEST. Veiw in a room. EVER!

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  82. waywardtopher
    February 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    On a side note, am I the only gay man in the world who gets totally grossed out when an ass is referred to as a “boy pussy?” Alluding to a pussy of any kind sorta defeats the purpose, you know? Not even the image of John Cena fucking Daniel Tosh could sex me up after seeing this post.

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  83. mandalarain
    March 1, 2011 at 6:39 am

    he looks like he was born with one large ball that had to be surgically sliced neatly in half

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  84. TooManyCookbooks
    March 1, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    I don’t know what magazine inspired this, but it’s got to be one of the worst porn magazines ever. It’s like Francis Bacon painting the cast of Meet the Feebles.

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  85. My Other Car is a TARDIS
    March 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    I love that the seller now has the VIIAR pic on the listing. That is hilarious.

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  86. RocketeerAndRoll
    March 2, 2011 at 12:50 am

    It’s nice that someone is finally cornering the gay Chupacabra post impressionist demographic.

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