I’m not personally into humiliation or gags, but I understand the point of them and I think this contraption combines the two rather brilliantly.
Mind you, your shoe would end up with teeth imprints in the toe…but that would make for a pretty badass story at your next high tea or box social or what-have-you.
INDEED – it looks really well made to me. Maybe it has something to do with the company I keep, but this is not at all ‘regretsy’ to me. Except for the makeup.
I suppose the upside is that it was made to fit ‘any type of High Heelshoe*’ and not Birkenstock sandals or orthopedic flats. Those are two aspects of shoe fetishes that I’d like to ignore. Along with the rest of them, honestly.
(*which I imagine is like a high heel shoe, but higher.)
I’m surprised she hasn’t added an octopus dangling from the bottom of the harness. Then it could arouse leather fetishists, shoe fetishists, gag fetishists, AND tentacle pr0n fetishists.
Most leather BDSM stuff has its origins in horse gear, as far as I can see: halters, chaps, bits whips, boots, saddles. The buttplugs are a ring-in, so to speak.
It’s things like this that make me so glad etsy does not make recommendations off of things I’ve previously viewed. Thanks to Regretsy, that is one weird list.
This picture would be even greater if that woman was Adam Ant.
Also, I totally appreciate how they show me “any high heeled shoe” is really the same shoe but in black. It’s nice to know you can color coordinate the shoe to the gag.
Also, I am seeing a merkin shoe gag made of a thigh high boot with eye holes cut out.
Notice there was only 1 available? Is it the one being worn?? So I suppose I better hurry up and purchase this before you wankers! Maybe I should wait until there is one available with rhinestones…
He/she (?) is giving the world a bad impression of us dominatrices. I would never have that shoe in my mouth; that’s for my slave. Oh, did I say too much……?
I need to convo this seller and find out if the shoe can be comfortably worn while it is being used as a gag. That might make for an interesting Saturday night.
After the obvious BDSM reference, my next thought was some exasperated husband:
“NO,DAMMIT!!! I do NOT want to hear another word about yet another pair of shoes you bought on sale!!!”
the first thing i thought of was Old Gregg.
if your shoe was open-toed, itd be like a beer bong… but with baileys.
although im not sure i want to know what kind of weekend would lead you to that…
Last week we had the fetish site that charged $50 for a single rabbit-fur mitten, and now this. Looks like the S&M folks have really cornered the market on charging way too much for half of a pair of something.
February 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
At least you get to put your OWN dusty footwear in your mouth.
February 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
I have to supply my own giant drag queen shoe!? Pass.
February 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
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February 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm
At least I doubt that this is a reseller.
February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I’m picturing a high-heeled, thigh-high boot stuck in this thing …
… and it’s not pretty.
February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I don’t know whats worse the person’s dirty shoe in their mouth or the layers of make up they have on??
February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Is there a PDF tutorial here somewhere =)
February 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Do I get the John-Waters hooker for that price?
February 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I’m holding out for a model that’ll fit my Lands’ End slippers.
February 25, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Gag indeed.
February 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Can this also function as a high-heeled shoe buttplug? If so, this seller has a new customer!
February 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Instead of a high heel, can I get one made out of a Croc? Nothing says sexy-fun BDSM like Crocs.
February 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I’m not personally into humiliation or gags, but I understand the point of them and I think this contraption combines the two rather brilliantly.
Mind you, your shoe would end up with teeth imprints in the toe…but that would make for a pretty badass story at your next high tea or box social or what-have-you.
February 28, 2011 at 3:16 pm
INDEED – it looks really well made to me. Maybe it has something to do with the company I keep, but this is not at all ‘regretsy’ to me. Except for the makeup.
February 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Can this also function as a high-heeled shoe buttplug?
I think you’ll find that with an adventurous partner and a lot of lube, damn near anything can function as a butt plug.
February 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I suppose the upside is that it was made to fit ‘any type of High Heelshoe*’ and not Birkenstock sandals or orthopedic flats. Those are two aspects of shoe fetishes that I’d like to ignore. Along with the rest of them, honestly.
(*which I imagine is like a high heel shoe, but higher.)
February 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Speechless actually.
February 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm
When I am not using it for BDSM play, will it keep my flip-flop on my head?
February 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm
That collar is rather vicious. Hope she doesn’t trip – she might have someones eye out.
February 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Dee Snider and Tammy Faye Baker, eat your heart out!
February 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Have you ever drank Baileys from a shoe?
+10 if you get the reference.
February 25, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I’m surprised she hasn’t added an octopus dangling from the bottom of the harness. Then it could arouse leather fetishists, shoe fetishists, gag fetishists, AND tentacle pr0n fetishists.
February 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Doesn’t that look vaguely like a feed bag harness for a horse?
February 28, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Most leather BDSM stuff has its origins in horse gear, as far as I can see: halters, chaps, bits whips, boots, saddles. The buttplugs are a ring-in, so to speak.
February 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I don’t give a shit about the shoe. I just want that wig.
February 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm
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February 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm
It’s things like this that make me so glad etsy does not make recommendations off of things I’ve previously viewed. Thanks to Regretsy, that is one weird list.
February 25, 2011 at 2:35 pm
nouveau toe-jam…
t’anks, but I’m outta tums
February 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm
This picture would be even greater if that woman was Adam Ant.
Also, I totally appreciate how they show me “any high heeled shoe” is really the same shoe but in black. It’s nice to know you can color coordinate the shoe to the gag.
Also, I am seeing a merkin shoe gag made of a thigh high boot with eye holes cut out.
February 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm
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February 25, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I’d much rather say something inappropriate or embarrassing over and over.
February 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm
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February 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm
. . . And that IS Joy Behar!
February 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Wow! That will really jazz up my kidnappings!! I’m just balling up old sweatsocks right now to use as a gag
February 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm
#23 purple peakcock… you do NOT want to know.
February 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Notice there was only 1 available? Is it the one being worn?? So I suppose I better hurry up and purchase this before you wankers! Maybe I should wait until there is one available with rhinestones…
February 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Well that makes it easier to give that shoe some tongue
February 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Now you can literally put your money where you mouth is!
February 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm
One word:
Ugg.
February 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm
This does not weird me out. Why does this not weird me out?
February 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm
He/she (?) is giving the world a bad impression of us dominatrices. I would never have that shoe in my mouth; that’s for my slave. Oh, did I say too much……?
February 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm
I need to convo this seller and find out if the shoe can be comfortably worn while it is being used as a gag. That might make for an interesting Saturday night.
February 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Are you Gellin’?
February 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm
#39 whatsamatta, put your foot in your mouth again?
February 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm
John Willy movies? I think it is actually Dick Willy movies. Or else it could be movies of your john’s willy.
Anyway it’s not a Manolo – SO NO SALE!!
February 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Is it weird that the only thing that unnerves me about this is that shade of lipstick?
Seriously, it looks like she’s been chugging Pepto-Bismol.
February 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm
It’s crying out for a F*ck You pump.
February 25, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Mmm, nope. Wouldn’t work as a gag. I mean it could, but not this design. Strictly for posing, not for reals.
BTW those were Irving Klaw movies. No one named John Willy was involved in them, though John WILLIE commissioned a few.
Pfft. Pikers.
February 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm
For further nausea inducement, click here:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/59883693/shoe-harness-gag
I’m not sure who’s responsible for her make-up, but the last time I saw pupils blown to that size, the person was doing some fairly heavy-duty drugs.
February 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm
When you get to the next page, click on the bottom picture. I don’t know why it won’t let you click directly through.
February 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm
That’s one lazy dom who would buy this. I mean, my goodness, if you’re going to have a sub suck your shoe, shouldn’t your foot be in it?
What do I know?
February 25, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I only want one if it can be fashioned to hold MY shoes. Otherwise, I don’t want one.
I most certainly don’t want a shoe with someone else’s teethmarks and saliva on it.
February 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm
After the obvious BDSM reference, my next thought was some exasperated husband:
“NO,DAMMIT!!! I do NOT want to hear another word about yet another pair of shoes you bought on sale!!!”
February 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm
the first thing i thought of was Old Gregg.
if your shoe was open-toed, itd be like a beer bong… but with baileys.
although im not sure i want to know what kind of weekend would lead you to that…
February 25, 2011 at 7:12 pm
#20 Gorekitten, you’d just need a peeptoe!
February 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm
reseller. pretty standard bdsm fare- and a very cheap version too. you can get them wholesale from hong kong for about three bucks a pop.
and don’t as how i know that… *shifty eyes*
February 25, 2011 at 8:08 pm
#20 GoreKitten, I’VE GOT A MANGINAaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
February 25, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Whoah, what’s with the randomly lowercase “a” there?
February 25, 2011 at 8:37 pm
oh look it is the new mutated version of foot in mouth disease
February 25, 2011 at 11:50 pm
Ok, @gorekitten and @rawrthedinosaur, you guys need to post a link for those that haven’t yet been scarred by that episode of The Mighty Boosh…
February 26, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Intrigued and repulsed at the same time. The Mighty Boosh has a new fan!
February 26, 2011 at 5:38 am
Done and done, @unseeliepixie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg
February 26, 2011 at 10:42 am
Is it weird that I kinda want this? Hey at least it’s authentic
no resellers!
February 26, 2011 at 10:59 am
Last week we had the fetish site that charged $50 for a single rabbit-fur mitten, and now this. Looks like the S&M folks have really cornered the market on charging way too much for half of a pair of something.
February 27, 2011 at 6:49 am
I mean, it’s nice and all, but I’d need some Swarovski crystals or watch parts on it before I hearted this or gave it a nice convo…
February 27, 2011 at 12:51 pm
..because the normal red ball isn’t enough?
February 27, 2011 at 8:01 pm
This is certainly a SHOE-IN for the next regretsy book. Hahahaha. shoe-in.
February 28, 2011 at 1:04 am
Paging Doc Martin, stat…
April 3, 2011 at 5:03 pm
BETTIE Page. Not Betty. GAH