Taint Misbehaving (NSFW)
A woman gets on an elevator, and there’s a man already on it. She stands with her back to him as they ride up in silence. After a moment, he leans over and whispers, “Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?”
She wheels around, furious.
“No! No you cannot smell my pussy!”
“Oh,” he says. “Must be your feet.”
UPDATE: OH DEAR THERE’S A COMMERCIAL
February 17, 2011 at 6:28 pm
The first fifty orders get a free bottle of Summers Eve. (Caution: using both at the same time may cancel each other out.)
February 17, 2011 at 6:29 pm
I… my mind is blown.
February 17, 2011 at 6:30 pm
“Here, smell my finger…”
February 17, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Go to the website… the video is hilarious!
WARNING NSFW
http://www.vulva-original.com/de/
February 17, 2011 at 6:31 pm
ummm do i really want to know the source of this??
February 17, 2011 at 6:31 pm
If i want the back of my hand to smell like my snatch i’ll just rub my hand in my crotch. Hell, for 12 bucks gbp you can you can rub the back on your hand in my crotch. Ooh – new etsy store idea
February 17, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Sex Pussy. 60% of the time it works, every time.
February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Twenty bucks USD? Send me a five dollar bill and an empty Ban roll-on container and I will ship you my knock-off version. It’s called “Taint”.
February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm
I’m not even entirely sure that’s legit. The Comic Sans is throwing me off.
February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm
I feel ill. Reading that description gave me mental images of an actual vagina irresistably exuding out of the back of somebody’s hand. What the hell is wrong with people?!?!
February 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm
I want to know exactly how much pot was smoked by the chemists that came up with Eau d’Pussy.
February 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm
The only way to remove the smell is to wash your hand in Hillbilly Bajingo Wash.
February 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Comes in three scents: Morning After, Virgin, and Red Tent Party
February 17, 2011 at 6:34 pm
The local radio station did a special on this about 18 months ago or so. They ordered a sample and…apparently a little dab will do you. It ended up being very much like the Sex Panther scene from Anchorman. The smell just wouldn’t go away and people were literally gagging. So. Yea.
Also, it’s not just the scent of vagina. It’s the smell of sweaty vagina. I’m not kidding. Look up the actual website for this product – it’s about the odor of a woman’s nether after she’s worked out really hard for like an hour.
February 17, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Coming soon… “Anus” Original
February 17, 2011 at 6:34 pm
They’re selling me the stink from stink finger?
Using Comic Sans???
February 17, 2011 at 6:37 pm
…ok fine… you can rub the back of your hand in my crotch for 12 bucks in us dollars… but that’s a regretsy only special… use code “whimsicle” at check out… don’t say i never gave you fuckers anything…
February 17, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Watch the video on their website smellmeand.com, its just creepy…and bizarre…and disgusting…all rolled into one creepy and bizarre and disgusting video…
February 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Think of the product line you could develop! So many flavors, so little time.
February 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm
‘the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina’
Or that musty, marina-esque funk, depending on how familiar the lady is with hot running water. But I suppose ‘that stale, bewildering, ever-present eau de women’s restroom’ doesn’t really sell perfume.
February 17, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I think my brain and my bajingo exploded simultaneously.
Oh my God …
February 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm
the potential for practical jokes with this stuff is almost worth the price….serioulsly…..
February 17, 2011 at 6:51 pm
This reminds me of the Every Flavor Beans, only now that I’ve started that sentence, I’m grossed out. Nevermind.
February 17, 2011 at 6:51 pm
#13 – if it really smells like sweaty vagina, I wonder if they got it from a horse. I mean the ad says “human nose” and doesn’t mention the species of vagina that was used to produce the sweat.
(flashbacks to Premarin, anyone?)
February 17, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Did anyone notice how wet that box is? I mean it’s literally moist.
Huh-huh…I said “wet box”
February 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
I also had a flashback to the the Farscape episode “Scratch & Sniff”
February 17, 2011 at 6:55 pm
does it come in other scents… NEVER MIND
February 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Oh I love that commercial. Instead of ripping her clothes off like an animal, he pervs around and sniffs the bike seat.
February 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm
…because sniffing a sweaty bike seat isn’t creepy enough…
February 17, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Well I for one am not willing to accept substitutes, how do I know that this smells like MY sweaty hillbilly bajingo? They don’t, so no thank you, I don’t want my boyfriend sniffing my hands and wondering who I was hanging around with, it could get ugly for lesbians lol
February 17, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Hopefully, the people who decide to buy this will keep it inside the pervy walls of their own home. I bathe before I go out in public so other people DON’T have to smell snatch, kwim? Let’s think of the children, people.
February 17, 2011 at 7:04 pm
A chick working out was their inspiration?!? And all this time I have been glad that I use Dial. Who knew?
February 17, 2011 at 7:04 pm
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
I’m completely out of breath from laughing.
Ohmigawd.
February 17, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I’m guessing this is what Clarice Starling was wearing when she went to visit Hannibal Lecter?
February 17, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Ok. Honestly. I didn’t even make it all the way through the commercial on the first try.
My biggest question is this. How does one distinguish between the sweaty taint scent of a beautiful woman and the sweaty taint scent of a below average woman?
February 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm
what if you put a drop on your rainbow vulva ring?
maybe you could use it with your milk jug person for realism sake when you get nasty together. ’cause if you have a milk jug person you get nasty with it.
February 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Boyfriend thinks they should team up with the spermy pants people and make gift packs!
February 17, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Okay, I demand the male version of this be created immediately. How hard can it be to recreate the smell of a sweaty, unwashed guy’s crotch?
February 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm
How does one know that it’s the scent of a BEAUTIFUL woman? Plus, do beautiful women naturally smell better? That just doesn’t seem fair if they smell better too.
Wasn’t there an episode of CSI where some guy was selling the pre-scented undies of different women? Ah, the fetishists must be pissed about this one–it’s like Starbuck’s-izing your fetish, I would think. But then, sometimes I think too much.
February 17, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Twat fresh hell is this? I can’t help but think of deer urine when I see this. I would love to see some kind of test where they used this and deer scent to see which was the more effective lure.
February 17, 2011 at 7:42 pm
So, let’s just say, for the sake of argument, I shell out the 12 GBP for this little bottle of heaven. How long do I have to hang on to it before I can re-sell it as “vintage” twat roll-on via Etsy?
February 17, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I could see a market for this among cross-dressing hookers.
“Come on, Al, how could you not know it was a guy?”
“She smelled like a sweaty crotch! A sweaty GIRL crotch!”
February 17, 2011 at 7:47 pm
This little bottle is the ULTIMATE cockblock. You better hope she doesn’t find it, god forbid next to your lotion and spankerchief, or you dun goofed.
February 17, 2011 at 7:47 pm
I have a great idea for a new perfume: Armpit! You don’t have to buy it, you just never shower and then dab your fingers under your arms and smell them when you’re nervous like Mary Catherine Gallagher!
February 17, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Thinkin’ the guys that would actually buy this wouldn’t know what a real bajingo smells like anyway…
February 17, 2011 at 7:49 pm
“Smell it whenever, wherever.” Yeah, um, I can pretty much do that now. For free.
February 17, 2011 at 7:50 pm
I’m pretty sure this is not vegan.
February 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I don’t know when I’ve been this disturbed.
February 17, 2011 at 8:03 pm
My brain is all screamed out from yesterday. So I sit, mouth agape, staring. And staring. And staring.
February 17, 2011 at 8:03 pm
What about yeast infections? Will that count as a limited time, special addition fragrance?
February 17, 2011 at 8:13 pm
“Women too can use the erotic essence to coax their partner out from their shell.”
Maybe she’s born with it- maybe it’s bajingo drops.
February 17, 2011 at 8:15 pm
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February 17, 2011 at 8:19 pm
So, the creepy kid in elementary school who used to sniff girls’ bike seats grew up to be pretty cute!
February 17, 2011 at 8:33 pm
As if women needed any added scent at all – if standards aren’t a concern, point at a penis, at their hoohoo and at the door. Done.
You Save = $20.00!!!
Pheromones and smelling Vulvalicious is probably necessary at an all-girl 500 student boarding school with one semi-hot janitor when Pick Me! Pick Me! is an issue.
February 17, 2011 at 8:33 pm
I honestly read the website in the commercial as “www.smellmyhand.com”
This reminds me of a great Fry & Laurie intro – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe6zAjqOhY
February 17, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Oh. Wow. I thought you were joking. I thought, “She made some hilarious parody of this gross product.” But then I saw the nice man sniff the bicycle seat.
February 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm
See! This is the backlash from when ebay started to make people sell their used underwear “clean per ebay standards”.
What is an honest pervert to do? How does a lonely panty sniffer fill the void?!
VULVA LA REVOLUTION!!
February 17, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Personally, I’ve always wanted the smell of a sweaty vagina on the back of my hand.
February 17, 2011 at 8:48 pm
I swore that was Josh Holloway from Lost in that commercial but it’s just another semi-hot, semi-skeevy guy, who’s probably too damned embarrassed to tell his mom he finally got an acting gig. Um, unless it’s a family business. Ew.
February 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm
I mean, I dunno if anyone watched the video but it pretty much ruined the gym for me forever. And hand-shaking.
February 17, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Finally! Now I have the perfect scent to go with my rainbow vulva ring. I don’t know how, but perhaps this is finally my chance to get rid of all those pesky ‘friends.’
February 17, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Just searched on ebay out of morbid curiosity, and damn vajayjay is sellin’ like hotcakes there. WTF has humanity become, if we are able to sell snatch scent? I guess, the kid we all made fun of in school, could use it to cover up the “new car smell” to impress his friends? I am REALLY trying to find a practical use for this….
February 17, 2011 at 9:13 pm
I feel like the commercial molested me.
February 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Ok, I decided to register and confirm my email purely so I could finally have a chance to share this video with the world. This will be the only appropriate moment to do so, EVER. Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUbj65jtqHg
February 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm
No, sir, it is in NO WAY creepy AS HELL that you lurk around gyms to sniff bike seats after women have worked out on them. Why are there no gym attendants to politely ask him to leave?
Also, one could make a fortune spraying this on new underwear and selling them with fake pictures of the attractive women who’ve worn them. Especially in Japan.
February 17, 2011 at 9:21 pm
How desperate was that male model/actor for a few bucks to pay his dealer that he agreed to be sad pathetic seat sniffer guy in that loathesome commercial? That will bite him in the butt big time if he ever breaks into film. Jacklyn Smith had some dignity being an ex Breck girl but no-one gets over being a gym pervert.
February 17, 2011 at 9:22 pm
Bob was up late one night, he couldn’t sleep. Wife had left, bills unpaid, career going nowhere. He flipped on the TV to find “Scent of a Woman” was playing on TCM.
“There’s only two syllables…” Al Pachino waxed poetically.
Bob sat upright. “My god, what if…would people buy it?”
A few months and several restraining orders later, Bob saw his dream come to fruition. Vulva: the original was born.
An now you know…the rest of the story.
February 17, 2011 at 9:26 pm
I always thought sniffing bicycle seats was considered really pervy. Guess not any more!
February 17, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I kind of hate you for putting this in my brain.
February 17, 2011 at 9:32 pm
why is it in comic sans? WHY?! What the hell is wrong with people?!
February 17, 2011 at 9:42 pm
I…I want my brain of 5 minutes in the past back
February 17, 2011 at 9:47 pm
So if get a bottle and rub the scent on my actual bajingo, do you think I will undo creation, or just go back in time to 1955?
February 17, 2011 at 9:52 pm
this would have been a great superbowl commercial…
would have resulted in men around the country sniffing bicycle seats
February 17, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Isn’t there something like a $5billion a year industry dedicated to making snatch not smell like…er…snatch?
Now somebody expects us to buy something to make some other part of our bodies smell like snatch?
And why is this? Because some d-list male model sniffed an exercycle seat?
What next? B.O. perfume? Eau du Anal Leakage?
February 17, 2011 at 10:11 pm
So my friend got this as a present for his 21st birthday. He brought it along to a party at my place, and proceeded to wipe it on everybody. Not only does it not smell like pussy, it smells like a mix between stink bugs and dirty laundry, it does NOT come off without the use of turpentine. Clothes, hair, furniture, but especially skin. It just… sinks in, ensuring you never really feel clean again.
February 17, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Do they sell different versions like “early cycle,” “period,” “that post-menstrual stank?”
February 17, 2011 at 10:36 pm
…i think i heard my brain pop.
cuz a woman totally wants a man to smell her sweaty, just got done doing a hard workout, twat.
Next product from these doofus’ “Cox” that manly ballsweat scent.
February 17, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Oh Jesus, now I am going to be totally creeped out to sit on a chair in a public place, for fear that my sexy, Josh Holloway looking co-worker/trainer/waiter is actually a pussy pervert and is going to fucking smell the chair after I leave.
February 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm
I have wanted a bottled amount of sweaty crotch foul for-EV-ER. Now I can start showering and stop reaching into my pants during the Monday morning status meetings.
February 17, 2011 at 10:48 pm
I didn’t see anyone else say it, so…
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/30/snuffcrotch.jpg/
February 17, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Are there women who somehow cannot produce their own “fragrance?” They need a prosthetic pussy scent? A cunt double?
February 18, 2011 at 1:04 am
Not one comment on the url?
http://www.smellmeand.com?
February 18, 2011 at 1:39 am
Is this really handmade ?
February 18, 2011 at 1:47 am
I just placed my first order and was truly impressed with their customer service.
I ordered 2 jars of Vulva. They threw in a bottle of Nutsack, and a Kweef sampler pack – no charge.
February 18, 2011 at 2:03 am
“Maybe she’s born with it- maybe it’s bajingo drops.”
Jecca – Hot tea through the nose. Thanks! Now I can’t get that Maybelline commercial out of my head.
I started to send this link to a friend but I stopped because…what if he’s a crotch sniffer and I find out? How could we still be friends.
February 18, 2011 at 3:28 am
But, I take a shower pretty much every day so that I don’t smell like sweaty snatch. Why would I spend twenty bucks to undo all that?
February 18, 2011 at 3:39 am
Well, hell – never in my career of spin classes has a man wanted to even stand near me, let alone sniff my bike seat. Guess I’m not beautiful enough to stink properly.
February 18, 2011 at 3:48 am
too bad Billy Mays died. That would have been one helluva as seen on TV ad.
Who the hell smells a bike seat? Wouldn’t that smell like sweat and not like cho-cha? Despite the fact that they’re selling pussy perfume, that seat sniffer was the creepiest part. He’s probably dreaming about cooking and eating them…just wanted to make sure they were nicely marbled.
February 18, 2011 at 4:21 am
I’ve known of this little gem for a few years now though I haven’t had the pleasure of smelling it. I am, however, in possession of a sample of Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D’orange which smells as you might expect (White Rain, aluminum foil and man juice, to be exact.) We need to get these two together.
February 18, 2011 at 4:44 am
I’m buying this to mark my territory. No woman will approach my man if he smells like anonymous sweaty snatch.
February 18, 2011 at 5:32 am
Back of the hand? I thought this is the main purpose for mustaches on hetero men: to retain that pussy odor for the rest of the day.
I see a marketing synergy between this stink product and the mustache-on-a-stick vendors.
February 18, 2011 at 5:51 am
Has anyone else just realised the meaning of smellmeand.com???? :O
February 18, 2011 at 5:52 am
Do you think someone peed on the package?
February 18, 2011 at 6:09 am
Wow, and to think all this time I was using soap to wash away a million dollar scent. Somebody shoot me!
February 18, 2011 at 6:11 am
So, i watched a criminal minds once where a guy turned women’s scents into perfume to huff.. you know, by means of killing them. Turns out he was a psychopath.
February 18, 2011 at 6:12 am
This would be a tough one to explain to my letter carrier if they put this on one of those perfume sample cards in my next issue of Vogue.
February 18, 2011 at 6:15 am
I wonder what the fight over the url smellmyhand.com was like?
@#22- can you imagine this as a gift in the family’s annual Christmas present swap? Explaining that one to Granny could be priceless!
February 18, 2011 at 6:31 am
If you just think out side of the, um, box, you’ll see this product has plenty of potential:
Spill a little on the seat of a used car during the test drive for negotiating power.
Place a drop on your dessert at a swanky restaurant for a free meal.
Drop some in the nard just before a confirmation ceremony. (Also will work on Ash Wednesday.)
Scented candles for the swingers party.
Place in strategic locations around the house if you’re living with a slacker ObGYN to remind him of work.
February 18, 2011 at 6:34 am
1. The huffing, the puffing, the panting, the baseline … I had to turn the volume WAY down so the neighb.s wouldn’t think I was watching porn … “It was just a …perfume… commercial! I SWEAR!”
2. This reminds me of college. Two of my friends out on their porch enjoying a post party cup of hangover kill. One turns to the other and says “I tried every soap in the house, even the lava soap … I just can’t get the smell off” He DID, apparently, get the girl off …
February 18, 2011 at 7:26 am
Just watched the video. I was simultaneously creeped out and laughing my butt off. I wonder how the male model’s agent tried to spin this job to his client.
February 18, 2011 at 7:39 am
“The Intimate Scent of a Beautiful Woman”
What “beautiful woman” is gonna be like “Yeah, take my pussy scent and bottle it up!” Makes me think its more like phone sex ads. They show you a picture of a beautiful woman but when you call you are actually talking to some 800lb hillbilly woman with 10 kids running around.
February 18, 2011 at 7:52 am
This makes me thing of the perfume Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. If you’ve never heard of it…it smells like blood, sweat, sperm, salivaa and milk. There are some florals mixed in s well, just to really make you sick.
Yummy, right? *barf* I have a sample of it, and um yeah. ICK.
http://www.etatlibredorange.com/boutique/SECRETIONS-MAGNIFIQUES.65
February 18, 2011 at 7:53 am
D:
this was made for all the men that can’t get laid, and need something to boost their street cred. i can see it now, a gentle spritz on a thong they stole.
(I play wow, and have been unfortunante enough to know men like this. those poor slobby bastards.)
February 18, 2011 at 8:07 am
The Google ad that came up with the video for me was titled “Learn Good Hand Washing Techniques.”
I’ve always wondered why my personal trainer said “You go on ahead. I’ll catch up.”
February 18, 2011 at 8:10 am
All these years of draining my tuna-can water into the sink. I could have been bottling it!
February 18, 2011 at 8:17 am
Bills, you need to start dating different women.
February 18, 2011 at 8:48 am
Oh Dear God, tell me this is some kind of joke.
February 18, 2011 at 9:12 am
This would have made a better commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLJnaAguXU&feature=related
February 18, 2011 at 9:13 am
Thanks HK, I am now seriously creeped out. I too thought it was going to be a parody. But no. And now that I have seen this I may never leave the house again.
February 18, 2011 at 9:24 am
The eBay listing has it under “Impotence Aids”.
With everything else? That’s just the cherry on the sundae. I hoped it was a parody, but nooooo. Now I need brain bleach, and I will be making sure my bajingo is extra-clean. I’d hate to attract the attention of some creepy seat-sniffer.
February 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
I wonder if they have a “sweaty scrotum” scent. I just love the smell of a man’s balls after a vigorous workout.
February 18, 2011 at 9:37 am
Ok, when do I stop gagging?
February 18, 2011 at 9:57 am
I’m actually proud of myself…I made it to 00:37 before vomiting a little bit of my Panda Express back into my mouth.
February 18, 2011 at 10:10 am
I want the last 15 minutes of my life on rewind, please. To delete, definitely NOT to replay.
February 18, 2011 at 10:16 am
Now, when I turn a guy down at the bar, I can give him a whiff of cooterjuice and he can leave knowing it wasn’t a total loss.
February 18, 2011 at 10:18 am
Also, LOVE the Bat-Signal logo.
February 18, 2011 at 10:39 am
Now, after months of lurking, I had to register on Regretsy. I laughed so hard during the ad that I had a coughing fit.
February 18, 2011 at 11:11 am
*giggling*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIfqTn8Q3k
February 18, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I really hope it doesn’t come with an STD’s variety….
“Vulva Natural Vaginal Smell: Ghonorrea edition”
February 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
FYI to the ad writer, “solo sex” is “masturbation”.
And with VULVA Original, it becomes “Creepy masturbation”.
February 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
I can smell your cunt.
February 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm
According to the site, 2 further vaginal scents will be released to the public soon.
One will be “Fish” and the other will be “Yeast”.
February 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
Also, wow, that commercial was actually kind of sexy. Until he started smelling the bicycle seat.
February 18, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I had to show this to my husband and he was as creeped out about it as I was… especially with the seat-sniffing part of the vid… and the picture of the girl on the toilet…
I wonder if etsy allows one to sell used underwear for cash money?
February 18, 2011 at 2:35 pm
#47 – Even if this was vegan, I still wouldn’t buy it. It did make me finally decide on a user name so I could register, though.
February 18, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Im pretty sure the gay version is “Mangina”. If not, I just totally got ripped off!
February 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Hmm. Reminds me of this guy I dated a while back.
February 18, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Oh dear….. I thought the guy in the commercial was kinda hot, until he sniffs the bike seat that is…. creepy…
February 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm
@VintageAnarchist: my first thought on “smell-me-and.com” was of some Cockney bloke going “Cor blimey, smell me ‘and!”.
My pun-radar is off today.
February 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I learned something important from this. An ugly woman’s pussy smells different then a beautiful woman’s pussy.
February 18, 2011 at 5:11 pm
sex doll lovers are probably celebrating
February 18, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Don’t they put people on the sex offender registry for sniffing bike seats?
February 18, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I almost bought this as a joke for my best friend’s 21st birthday once… Then I saw the commercial and decided heavily against it.
February 18, 2011 at 7:46 pm
#52 you inspired me, along with Armpit I will have to invent Fresh Dog Shit perfume! I have a great supply of raw material!
February 18, 2011 at 11:01 pm
I think the best part of the video is that an ad for Trident Vitality gum came up at the bottom of it – and at first I thought it was an ad for a very special kind of gum.
February 19, 2011 at 7:39 am
This isn’t vegan. It comes from pussy.
February 19, 2011 at 8:18 am
as the southpark boys might say.. wtf is wrong with european people?!?
ps
so when’s the santorum scent c*ming out?
February 19, 2011 at 10:38 am
Someone let me know when Eau de Taint comes out.
February 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
I should’ve bottled the ballsweat from my ex if I would’ve known it could rope me some cash — god knows there was plenty!
February 20, 2011 at 5:13 am
That truly is indescribable.
February 22, 2011 at 10:07 am
Administrative note re: #125 – until last season, the coach of the Seton Hall women’s basketball team was Phyllis Mangina.
In unrelated news, the University of Georgia will be rededicating the Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall, home of the athletic program offices, on February 24th.
February 22, 2011 at 10:00 pm
This reminds me of an old sexual harassment parody I saw:
1:42 – “It smells like vagina in here.”
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6606512879132117173#
February 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm
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February 24, 2011 at 6:00 am
I saw a bunch of feminists flipping out about this and remembered I’d just seen it here so figured I better come and get the funny. Now I’m laughing my ass off. Thank you SO much for finding this and bringing on the hilarity!
February 28, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Were they not watching Anchorman?
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
March 8, 2011 at 7:53 pm
ok I’m a woman and I’m not embarrassed to say that after a really heavy work out – particularly bicycling, my bits have an UNGODLY STENCH to them.
Hence the immediate shower.
Wow maybe a bunch of losers can order this crap for their Real Dolls.
This gives a whole new meaning to the concept of objectifying women. Fanfuckingtastic.
March 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
This store also sells tooth whitening gel in pre-filled syringes. Is anyone else scared about this? I certainly wouldn’t put anything in my mouth from this seller.
March 28, 2011 at 12:56 am
Okay, being a guy I might have this wrong, but isn’t it common practice to NOT walk around while the odor of sweaty vagina wafts gently around you?
I want to know who’s in charge of quality control.
May 13, 2011 at 1:24 am
Hahahahaha- that “can I smell your pussy” joke is one of my all-time favorites… here’s another one:
A homeless guy is rummaging through the dumpster of a sandwich shop, and finds a half-eaten sub, which he promptly takes to eat on the bench at the closest bus stop. He eats the sandwich with great gusto, his rotten teeth chomping wilted lettuce, and putrid mayonnaise and tomato dripping down the front of his shirt. He notices an attractive, well-dressed business lady, waiting for her bus and glaring at him, and he asks her, “Would you like a bite of my sandwich, honey?” The lady recoils in disgust and says, “Absolutely not, you wretched excuse for a human being! You’re disgusting!” The homeless guy, not missing a beat, looks straight into the lady’s eyes and says, “Well, I guess a blowjob’s completely out of the question then, isn’t it?”
ok… that’s all I’ve got for now…