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Regretsy Math

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90 comments on Regretsy Math

  1. bbygrl082
    February 10, 2011 at 10:20 am

    I dont want to wear a fur rug on my chest.

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  2. Billy Beaver
    February 10, 2011 at 10:20 am

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  3. netdiva
    February 10, 2011 at 10:20 am

    this made me laugh until I cried.

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  4. aikoe
    February 10, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Thank God for that back lining! It makes this >0 fun!

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  5. knittygritty
    February 10, 2011 at 10:21 am

    What will complete my gorgeous ensemble? AHA! A crushed animal head mounted on a lace doily. How whimsicle!

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  6. amazon
    February 10, 2011 at 10:22 am

    How can I check out the back lining if you don’t post a picture? Although, I don’t know if anything can be more “fun” than the front. Turn heads indeed!

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  7. mad2physicist
    February 10, 2011 at 10:23 am

    ‘Recycled raccoon skin?’ What the hell does that mean? ‘It used to be a raccoon’s skin, but we killed it and now we’re reusing the skin?”

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  8. Nahhh
    February 10, 2011 at 10:23 am

    When you’re headless but gotta be “♪♫ Daveeeeeeee, Davey Crocket…”

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  9. butterwort
    February 10, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Two words: chest merkin.

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  10. latte_grande
    February 10, 2011 at 10:24 am

    I can see hanging this out by my trash cans as a warning to all the neighborhood scavengers.

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  11. dfotw
    February 10, 2011 at 10:24 am

    “For added fun, check out the back lining.”

    Is that an euphemism? Am I going to regret having asked?

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  12. steelhips
    February 10, 2011 at 10:24 am

    It looks like a chest merkin that may bite if provoked…

    Maybe it’s a friend for the beaver?

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  13. MAG
    February 10, 2011 at 10:24 am

    maybe it’s me…but I’m scared that the manniquin has a flower for a head!

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  14. seanalyn
    February 10, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Obviously for those into roadkill chic.

    I wonder if she had an opossum head hat to compliment it.

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  15. knittygritty
    February 10, 2011 at 10:26 am

    @9 latte_grande:

    “Trespassers will be fabulized.”

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  16. MAG
    February 10, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Well…could be worse, they could have used a beaver head. Imagine how many heads would turn if you said, “Hey, check out my beaver!”

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  17. roquelaure
    February 10, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Maybe the fun back is a pocket to keep all your rabies shots.

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  18. Kathleen in Canada
    February 10, 2011 at 10:31 am

    “Turn heads” I guess that’s one way of phrasing “everyone you pass will do a double take before casually crossing the street and pretending you don’t exist”

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  19. Chrisnyc1213
    February 10, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Something tells me this would be more fun as a belt.

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  20. MonikaGottindottir
    February 10, 2011 at 10:34 am

    And to think, a rabid creature had to die for this abomination to be created… Well, it had to die, then be “recycled”…

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  21. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    February 10, 2011 at 10:36 am

    If this really were an Ewok face, I’d actually wear it.

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  22. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    February 10, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I think this would be more appropriate as a sporran.

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  23. Rad Bromance
    February 10, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Wow.

    My sister has a mink scarf and it’s nowhere near as scary-looking as that thing.

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  24. daisyj
    February 10, 2011 at 10:37 am

    It’s attractive and so practical. Just think, the next time you’re eating whole raccoon heads and you drop a bit on your necklace, no one will notice!

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  25. pattiwigington
    February 10, 2011 at 10:40 am

    I wonder if it’s also available in fox or wombat.

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  26. imaginarygirl
    February 10, 2011 at 10:42 am

    I don’t know why, but this just isn’t merkin for me.

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  27. unseeliepixie
    February 10, 2011 at 10:46 am

    For those for whom a ‘hottie’ t-shirt simply isn’t trashy enough.

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  28. LeeLooDallas
    February 10, 2011 at 10:48 am

    She bought that at an Endor Walmart. Damn galactic resellers!

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  29. wtf indeed
    February 10, 2011 at 10:49 am

    SCREENPLAY: STAR WARS, EPISODE VXIILI, “Things Fall Apart”

    HAN: Happy anniversary, sweetheart! Something to remember our first hook-up by.
    LEIA: Oh, you shouldn’t…wait, what is this?

    [Cut to shot of divorce papers]

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  30. knittygritty
    February 10, 2011 at 10:51 am

    A wonderful conversation piece!

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  31. Seibee
    February 10, 2011 at 10:52 am

    The first thing I noticed about the picture was the bunch of fake flowers shoved down the mannequin’s neck.
    I think I should be worried.

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  32. gwhizzy
    February 10, 2011 at 10:53 am

    This upcycling bullshit has got to stop! Leave roadkill alone!

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  33. jbrecken
    February 10, 2011 at 10:53 am

    That’s no necklace; it’s a bib.

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  34. LeeLooDallas
    February 10, 2011 at 10:55 am

    It’s fur special occasions.

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  35. LeeLooDallas
    February 10, 2011 at 10:57 am

    You should see the squirrel drink coaster earrings.

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  36. KibblesNBits
    February 10, 2011 at 10:57 am

    The leopard eye buttons, gold tone chain, and $125 price tag really class this shit up. Emphasis on the word “shit.”

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  37. amyruthanne
    February 10, 2011 at 10:58 am

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  38. DarkPChan
    February 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Wondering if this would be something the furries would wear at a convention or the protesters flaunting at them in front of the convention.

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  39. YourWeirdAunt
    February 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

    The button eyes…
    The smashed sideways nose…
    Forgive me, I’m having a Blue Velvet moment.
    “What are you doing in my closet, Jeffrey Beaumont?”
    Just looking for some accessories to go with this raccoon head necklace, Dorothy.

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  40. Easily_Distracted
    February 10, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Could you make me a movie showing the epic battle between that necklace and this one?
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/65391758/pretty-in-pink-bird-claw-necklace

    You can surprise me with who wins.
    (I didn’t think I’d miss Alchemy as much as you guys until now.)

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  41. humalong
    February 10, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Imagine if you added straps on the lower sides…..It could be a bikini top. Then, imagine the bikini bottom you could design and (and execute) to go with it.

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  42. tejasmom
    February 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

    For dignity’s sake, couldn’t they have left the racoon it’s own eyes? Or fake ones? Leopard buttons just make it look really creepy.

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  43. angelbuttons77
    February 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Yeah, I’m wondering why the “artist” didn’t just go whole raccoon and make it into a bathing suit…a little tail on your tail, perhaps??

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  44. Carrence
    February 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

    This looks like something my hillbilly Grandma would wear….to church.

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  45. eea49
    February 10, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Dear God, she killed Wicket.

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  46. gypsygrrl
    February 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

    I don’t know about heads, but it certainly turned my stomach.

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  47. Beatrixie
    February 10, 2011 at 11:33 am

    I don’t think so. I was traumatized enough by Where the Red Fern Grows.

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  48. badkitty
    February 10, 2011 at 11:37 am

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  49. terriwells
    February 10, 2011 at 11:38 am

    The seller must work at the Roadkill Cafe. “Try some Centerline Bovine and some Chunk of skunk/Rack of raccoon all covered in junk/oodles of poodles and some smear of deer/But it’s the Awesome Possum keeps you comin’ back here!”

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  50. hollywood
    February 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

    I’m so glad you posted this, I have a mess of ‘coon heads and now I know what to do with ‘em.

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  51. Quiet Riot
    February 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

    I would be more impressed if she had used the raccoon head for the mannequin.

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  52. whimsiclesthenics
    February 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

    It occurs to me that if Klinger had had Etsy in Korea, he would have got his Section 8.

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  53. HelenaHandbasket
    February 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

    It’s dressed as Judge Judy.

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  54. terriwells
    February 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    @#52, I dunno…maybe my memory of M*A*S*H is a bit hazy, but I remember Klinger having more class than that. Plenty of flair, mind you, and he wouldn’t shy away from wearing some wild stuff (even a Carmen Miranda get-up, IIRC), but I think even *he’d* find this a little too tacky. [Klinger voice]“Besides, what would I wear it with? It clashes with my fox stole and chinchilla muff![/Klinger voice].

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  55. Holytape
    February 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Would it sweeten the pot, if you were to find out that this beautiful necklace also came with a matching hat and finely engraved musket?

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  56. pantswerepeed
    February 10, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    well at least now we know what happened to the raccoon that ate all of John Candy’s hot dogs in “The Great Outdoors”

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  57. jecca
    February 10, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Okay, so I know that merkins were used to help girls in the world’s oldest profession hide the ravages of STIs.
    What the blistering fuck has to be so wrong with your anatomy so as to require a be-doilied tittywig?

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  58. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    February 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I clicked on the skull link and read the shipping “with another item” as “with an aneurysm”

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  59. itwasntme
    February 10, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Could be especially appropriate as a “don’t get your nose out of joint” peace offering.

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  60. JD
    February 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Okay, this is obviously genetic engineering gone wrong.

    “Wow, we made the first raccoon human!”

    “Dude, he looks like Bob in Accounting.”

    “You’re right…well, what should we do about it?”

    “Make a necklace with the head and shove flowers down his neck.”

    Wallah!

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  61. knittygritty
    February 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Also, “leopard eyes”? Is that what this thing died from?

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  62. TooManyCookbooks
    February 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Finally! Something chic for people who consider grocery shopping to be driving down the highway in search of roadkill!

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  63. twatsupcock
    February 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    If only these were safety pin earrings.

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  64. freckleyredhead
    February 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Coming soon to an Anthropologie near you.

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  65. Srsly
    February 10, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    A “chest merkin” is clearly a cherkin.

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  66. mutajen
    February 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    …and that’s why you don’t feed it after midnight.

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  67. SlySevSteph
    February 10, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Abso-fucking-lutely hideous. Wearing dead things isn’t fun if they still look dead. This chick is messed up.

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  68. monkey33
    February 10, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Sing-along!

    Put your head on my shoulder
    Root through my garbage, baby
    Eat all bird my bird seed and
    Tell me that you don’t have rabies

    On a side note, how come with E-Commerce, E-Mail, E-News, E-Vite all out there no one has opened a high-tech Chinese restaurant called E-Wok?

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  69. spiritwunion
    February 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    What Laura Ingalls wore when she married Leatherface?

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  70. Sexecutioner
    February 10, 2011 at 3:22 pm

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  71. Poisonne
    February 10, 2011 at 4:04 pm
  72. HomeAlone
    February 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    This would be so cool if it weren’t for the leopard eyes. That’s just over-embellishing. Otherwise, she had me at “raccoon fur.”

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  73. parcellsbabydoll
    February 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    cuddles? Is that you? :(

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  74. Julie the Nerd
    February 10, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    It will put hair on your chest!

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  75. Bratfink
    February 10, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    I would have bought it if it was a purse.

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  76. sunnychapman
    February 10, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    The only positive thing I can think of is at least she didn’t call it steampunk.

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  77. invaderhorizongreen
    February 10, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    what did poor Rockey raccoon do to deserve this??

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  78. Stretch65 is a State Trooper on “Criminal Minds” http://tinyurl.com/6f8z9tj
    February 10, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    Just a heads up everyone. California is taking bids for the next California beaver trapper
    http://www.dailybreeze.com/latestnews/ci_17349472. No reason to use “recycled raccoon” when some crafty Etsyian crafter could win the contract and have a fresh supply of beaver.

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  79. Badger
    February 10, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Well, now I know what happened to that raccoon who used to get into our garbage…

    RIP, Fluffy. Yes, you were annoying, but you still deserved better than this.

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  80. Gojira
    February 10, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    It looks like a fuzzy Cami Secret to me:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-9HqcghOo

    I prefer this version of the commercial:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

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  81. wrocklage72
    February 10, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    I saw chest merkin and my mind immediately went to cherkin. I think it could be a new category on Etsy.

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  82. Spoofmaster
    February 10, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    That’s not a necklace; that’s a breastplate.

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  83. prynsesscraftsy
    February 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    #42 tejasmom: Really? The leopard button eyes are what make this creepy? I was way past creeped out before I realized they were buttons.

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  84. RocketeerAndRoll
    February 11, 2011 at 4:04 am

    Meeko had a hard time finding parts in Hollywood after Pocohantas. Gambling was his main vice and eventually the mafia guys he borrowed money from came to collect. That kid had a lot going for him. This is a sad day for actors everywhere.

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  85. lillianna_13
    February 11, 2011 at 6:54 am

    For some reason, the fact it’s a necklace bothers me more than the actual raccoon. Though they are both creepy, I for some reason keep seeing it as an apron instead of a necklace, or the piece that goes on the outside of a kilt. That fox necklace is even sadder, only because I can’t figure out how they get it to stay on the headless wonder.

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  86. Gem
    February 11, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Always reassuring to know that there is something out there that can make your boobs look furry…

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  87. honesthyperboles
    February 11, 2011 at 2:57 pm

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  88. Gojira
    February 12, 2011 at 8:29 am

    honesthyperboles, I don’t think they know what a coonass is, so they got the red ass.

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  89. sheltiepitbullfun
    February 12, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Gotta sell this one as a set with a raccoon tail-ornamented butt plug!

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  90. KYPirate
    March 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    OMG I love me some ewoks never thought about wearing it on my girlies though. I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I love you Regretsy

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