From the Mailbag
From: Michelle
Subject: FUCKERY
Date: February 10, 2011 1:20:59 PM PSTKeeping it short and simple.
Just see the pics and thank me for the Bajingo Tea you’re going to need later.
There you have it. Proof positive that Ashanti reads Regretsy. No other possible explanation.
Well you know, except that she saw these somewhere else. Except for that, there’s no explanation.
The important thing is that I’m taking the credit.
February 10, 2011 at 4:58 pm
And you should take the credit. Congratulations!
February 10, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Those have to be the least comfortable shoes ever. To wear or to look at.
February 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Tell us what you really think of the pappers there Ashanti.
February 10, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Now that’s some real finger-fuckery right there.
February 10, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Holy Hell and the hand s still deformed. Well, ‘m guessing she saw ths on regretsy and before alchemy closed down she made the request.
February 10, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Shouldn’t her toenail polish at least match the nail polish on the hand?
February 10, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I thought she’d fixed the heel with packing tape at first.
February 10, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Check this out:
http://style.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/11/crazy-shoes-fu-heels-and-boots/
God damn it. – HK
February 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Celebrities are all about whimsicle fuckery, it wouldn’t surprise me if anyone famous read Regretsy.
February 10, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Sure this isn’t shopped? I’d love to call Shenanigans.
February 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Just looked this up. They’re not. Just…wow. I bet this is going to be making the Worst Dressed List.
February 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Tim Gunn is going to shoot himself in the head so he can roll over in his grave.
February 10, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I’d like to stick that pointy heel in my eye so as not to see these again.
February 10, 2011 at 6:02 pm
The chipped nail makes it classy.
February 10, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Ashanti, this is why you’re a fucking chart topping legend. More style and sophistication than you can flip a bird at.
February 10, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I’ve said this time and time again: when your foot grows a hand, it’s time for a pedicure.
February 10, 2011 at 6:08 pm
I didn’t know these were on icanhascheezburger!
Oh and these are way worse than the boots! I mean, this looks like a hand coming out of the grave to take Ashanti down with it. Which also explains why the index finger is missing, because it has rotted away.
February 10, 2011 at 6:12 pm
I think she’s as surprised as I am! Well, what the hell. She rocks ‘em.
February 10, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Holy hell, they’re even uglier than I remember! The actual “f*ck you” part is gone. Did the think that would be OFFENSIVE or something??
February 10, 2011 at 6:20 pm
@#19 perhaps they are knock offs of the real thing
February 10, 2011 at 6:25 pm
yeah….looks like she reads Regretsy, then has her stylist run down to Michaels to make knock-offs of hideous shoes.
BTW my 22 yo niece loved the original shoes and says she and her friends would definitely wear them.
February 10, 2011 at 6:29 pm
What makes it so sad is that the rest of the outfit isn’t that bad. A nice black and white theme she’s got going on, and then you see the shoes, and it’s like “Oh God, someone actually went there!”
February 10, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Can I, like, ask a serious question or two?
1. Is chipped nail polish a fashion statement right now, or are too many people too damn lazy to get a touch-up?
2. How the hell do you walk in shoes like that?
February 10, 2011 at 7:05 pm
The moleskin fuck you hand is a great footcare product if you have a big scrape or boil and want to cover it up and look fashionable at the same time! Wa la!
March 2, 2011 at 8:42 pm
you mean voila?
February 10, 2011 at 7:08 pm
@DamnitsGlam-It’s not too bad once you get the hang of it. And not as painful as it looks.
February 10, 2011 at 7:33 pm
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February 10, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Why doesn’t she make boots with a trekkie “live long and prosper” hand?
Ugly footwear the whole family could enjoy.
February 10, 2011 at 7:47 pm
NO NO NO! DAMMIT! This will just encourage more of this shit to be made!
February 10, 2011 at 8:37 pm
hooker attack gone wrong?
February 10, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Oh no. How long before a has-been, let’s say Valerie Bertinelli, is shilling Hillbilly Bajingo products on QVC?
February 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Ashanti can still afford $1100 shoes?
February 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Come on now, give the lady some credit.
The shoes are a decoy so you won’t notice the barnacles on her ears.
February 11, 2011 at 1:36 am
Ok, I probably live under a rock, as I recognise the shoes but not the person wearing them.
Singer/actress/porn star…?
Yes. – HK
February 11, 2011 at 3:11 am
Not Ashanti this is Alicia Keyes.
No. – HK
February 11, 2011 at 3:58 am
Thing from the Addams Family finds true love.
February 11, 2011 at 10:08 am
F*ck you Shoes – making millionaires look cheap since 2011
February 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Another possibility: Ashanti’s stylist reads regresty, has an awesome sense of humor, and no shame
February 11, 2011 at 8:18 pm
A Race, Ethnicity and Post Colonial Studies master’s thesis in the making.
February 18, 2011 at 12:46 am
Sorry to say it but this is definately a ‘shop… just compare these to the ones in the article.. completely different uppers, and its hardly like there would be more than one pair of shoes with the same hand on them
Actually, there are many pairs.The designer makes them in boot and sandal style. – HK