I saw these on The Real Housewives of Thessaloniki.
I can’t decide whether to have them applied looking toward or away from me.
ok if it was Twilight or Justin Beiber, I *might* be able to handle this fuckery – but YANNI?! Really?
Yanni makes everything creepier.
Only 20? I guess I’ll have to find another gift for Antonio Alfonseca.
If I can get Yanni on my toes, I may be game for a John Tesh butt plug.
Now I really can’t wait for sandal season!!!
Shit. I can’t decide between #3 or #8! How will I choose?!? Here I’ve been walking with a boring classless french manicure when the whole time I could have had Yanni!
At least I can bear to look at them, versus the poon cake just below.
Scared, yet intriged…
do these come in 4″ longs and if so do you get a full body portrait of Yanni? Because that would be some ghetto fabulous fuckery if i could get 4″ long full body portraits.
Wow. Why Yanni, I wonder.
Make these with Bert Reynolds then we are in business
Michael Bolton henna tattoo?
Kenny G clip-on earrings?
Now Debbi from bookkeeping is ready for one wild night on the town at that Chili’s in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express.
You go girl!
Forget Yanni, I want ones with Mimi from the Drew Carrey show.
Which one would look best up my nose, I wonder?
When first looking at this listing, I thought I’d be getting a different Yanni portrait for each nail.
Imagine my disappointment.
Can she do Raffi ones for my toddler?
@creepydolls – Yes!!! Mimi Bobeck nails; that would totally rock!
That’s all I need, a little Grecian instrument up my nose.
I’ll be ready for my big, fat, creepy, New Age, Linda Evans-Dating, Greek Wedding.
And here I was painting portraits on my own nails. I’ll need to stock up.
#10 is pretty majestic
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am I the only one that has no clue who a yanni even is!?
#21, Yanni is the Justin Bieber of the post-menopausal newage crowd.
I’m not as terrified by the fact that you can get nail tips with Yanni’s face on them as I am by the fact that there are now nail tips for toenails.
Oh! You know what would be cool? If these were holographic so he could smile/frown/puke/stick out his tongue, and so forth as you moved your hand around. Or at least wink or something.
Finally! A sure-fire way to cure me of my booger eating!
…I guess some women have mastabatory fantasies about the Yanni-meister and now he can get really close to your lady parts
I really like the “Yanni with instrument” option. Since those pix of Yanni with his instrument hanging out are not visible on this post, I can only assume they are not suitable for work (all the more exciting!). Who knew he had taken naughty photos of himself and allowed this Artist to use them on fake nails? Yanni, a true nudist visionary!
@ #11 monkey33:
Wow, either we live really close to each other or the whole “Chili’s in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express” is a very strange trend indeed.
I would totally get these, but I’m pretty sure my husband Zamfir would be jealous.
No love for Zamfir?
Ohh…*Yanni*. When I first saw this, I read “YONI On Nail Tip,” which would have been something entirely more interesting.
When I was 16 my mom gave me a Yanni CD for Christmas. I thought it was a joke, but she said “He looked like someone you’d listen to.”
Perhaps it’s time to return the favor.
Somewhere John Tesh is crying.
@#11 & #28 Please tell me you live in San Diego
I am still just stupified by Yanni press on nails. Honestly, how would you get anything done during the day? I’d be totally distracted at that face on each finger and toe, and pretty much useless at diapering, cleaning, and tampon usage, and would have kids that looked like they were reared by Edward Scissorhands.
Mommy would put herself into a trance and may be dangerous with a glue gun. Holy shit.
I’ve never told anyone this before, but… I’ve always this… fantasy about Yanni scratching my ass. Dreams can come true!
*always HAD this
Everytime I wipe my ass wearing these, I’ll be elated to know that Yanni is watching.
Or something like that.
Yanni= the new Mani
oh god. oh god. oh god. i must have these adhered to my fingers now.
Oh golly, this will go great with my Enya bedsheets.
Well, that is going to be a great way to turn your boyfriend on!
On first glance I thought it was a press-on nails tribute to big mustaches.
Or a plane landing in Las Vegas circa 1976. Wait is that Doug Henning?
Not interested unless it’s a Yanni per nail.
I totally thought that was a photo of an airplane with the many faces of Yanni in each window.
Somebody bought them. She’ll be the envy of all her friends.
I wonder if the seller does custom pictures. This set is creepy, but I would love to have custom fake nails with my choice of pictures, heh.
I’m not sure if I should admit that, though.
It says she does custom orders…Emmanuel Lewis nail tips here I come!
masurbation joke in 5..4..3..2..1..
I’ve always wanted to have Yanni inside of me.
@Stretch 65: Glad I’m not the only one whose mind drifted down that particular gutter.
Wonder if I could get all eleven Doctors?Lacking eleven fingers, Colin Baker could be banished to my big toe.
You have to hand it to the seller for keeping her finger on the pulse of popular culture. Of the 1990′s.
Yanni’s for losers – I’m holding out for Zamfir !
Yanni nails: perfect for that extra touch of irony when gouging someone’s eyes out in a catfight.
(Disclaimer: It’s Friday night and I am SO FAR BEYOND CARING if that’s an acceptable use of the word “irony” or not.)
#52-Now that would be cool. But I’d put #10 on my big toe. Tenant was a good actor, but four seasons of an emo Time Lord with PTSD was a bit more than I could take.
The only thing that stops me from getting this for my mom is that the two B&W portraits are inconsistently cut off. Seriously.
Oh yes, Yanni is so tacky, I’m getting the Kurt Cobain set instead.
Didn’t someone paint Yanni on a buttplug the other day? They should get together and make it a 2-for-1 deal.
FUCK YES. I’m going to convo for Kevin Bacon ones. One hand will be Kevin Bacon and the other hand will be actual bacon.
I’m so excited about this I could hum Kenny G all the way to the Safeway.
She does custom orders? I’d like a set with Nick Cave on them.
(I doubt I could pull off acrylic tips. I had fake nails once back in my twenties and one day I set one of them on fire whilst lighting a cigarette. I tell you, that took talent.)
If we wanted to get optical illusion ones, maybe with smaller and smaller Yannis hidden inside regular Yanni just under his mustache, and smaller and smaller Yannis under their mustaches, could we also receive a small gift of hash?
WAY TO TAKE DOWN ALCHEMY WHEN I WAS FINALLY ABOUT TO USE IT, ETSY.
OMFG! What the hell with Yanni, I want these:
I’m trying to figure out how she does this. Bowienails would go over really well with my Bowienet friends!
If I wore these to a party in Williamsburg I can guarantee that people would think they were amazing. New York is amazing but it’s also a bit “off” sometimes.
guys, she is totally making star trek: tos nails for me. i couldn’t be happier right now. finally, i can match my nail art to my tattoos!
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