Shit. I can’t decide between #3 or #8! How will I choose?!? Here I’ve been walking with a boring classless french manicure when the whole time I could have had Yanni!
do these come in 4″ longs and if so do you get a full body portrait of Yanni? Because that would be some ghetto fabulous fuckery if i could get 4″ long full body portraits.
Yanni fingernails?
Check.
Tesh toenails?
Check.
Michael Bolton henna tattoo?
Check.
Kenny G clip-on earrings?
Check.
Twilight tee-shirt?
Check.
Cats fed?
Check.
Now Debbi from bookkeeping is ready for one wild night on the town at that Chili’s in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express.
You go girl!
Oh! You know what would be cool? If these were holographic so he could smile/frown/puke/stick out his tongue, and so forth as you moved your hand around. Or at least wink or something.
I really like the “Yanni with instrument” option. Since those pix of Yanni with his instrument hanging out are not visible on this post, I can only assume they are not suitable for work (all the more exciting!). Who knew he had taken naughty photos of himself and allowed this Artist to use them on fake nails? Yanni, a true nudist visionary!
I am still just stupified by Yanni press on nails. Honestly, how would you get anything done during the day? I’d be totally distracted at that face on each finger and toe, and pretty much useless at diapering, cleaning, and tampon usage, and would have kids that looked like they were reared by Edward Scissorhands.
#52-Now that would be cool. But I’d put #10 on my big toe. Tenant was a good actor, but four seasons of an emo Time Lord with PTSD was a bit more than I could take.
She does custom orders? I’d like a set with Nick Cave on them.
(I doubt I could pull off acrylic tips. I had fake nails once back in my twenties and one day I set one of them on fire whilst lighting a cigarette. I tell you, that took talent.)
If we wanted to get optical illusion ones, maybe with smaller and smaller Yannis hidden inside regular Yanni just under his mustache, and smaller and smaller Yannis under their mustaches, could we also receive a small gift of hash?
WAY TO TAKE DOWN ALCHEMY WHEN I WAS FINALLY ABOUT TO USE IT, ETSY.
If I wore these to a party in Williamsburg I can guarantee that people would think they were amazing. New York is amazing but it’s also a bit “off” sometimes.
February 4, 2011 at 9:50 am
I can’t decide whether to have them applied looking toward or away from me.
February 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
ok if it was Twilight or Justin Beiber, I *might* be able to handle this fuckery – but YANNI?! Really?
February 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
Yanni makes everything creepier.
February 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
Only 20? I guess I’ll have to find another gift for Antonio Alfonseca.
February 4, 2011 at 9:53 am
If I can get Yanni on my toes, I may be game for a John Tesh butt plug.
February 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
Now I really can’t wait for sandal season!!!
February 4, 2011 at 9:56 am
Shit. I can’t decide between #3 or #8! How will I choose?!? Here I’ve been walking with a boring classless french manicure when the whole time I could have had Yanni!
February 4, 2011 at 9:56 am
At least I can bear to look at them, versus the poon cake just below.
February 4, 2011 at 9:58 am
Scared, yet intriged…
do these come in 4″ longs and if so do you get a full body portrait of Yanni? Because that would be some ghetto fabulous fuckery if i could get 4″ long full body portraits.
February 4, 2011 at 10:01 am
Wow. Why Yanni, I wonder.
February 4, 2011 at 10:03 am
Make these with Bert Reynolds then we are in business
February 4, 2011 at 10:04 am
Yanni fingernails?
Check.
Tesh toenails?
Check.
Michael Bolton henna tattoo?
Check.
Kenny G clip-on earrings?
Check.
Twilight tee-shirt?
Check.
Cats fed?
Check.
Now Debbi from bookkeeping is ready for one wild night on the town at that Chili’s in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express.
You go girl!
February 4, 2011 at 10:11 am
Forget Yanni, I want ones with Mimi from the Drew Carrey show.
February 4, 2011 at 10:15 am
Which one would look best up my nose, I wonder?
February 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
When first looking at this listing, I thought I’d be getting a different Yanni portrait for each nail.
Imagine my disappointment.
February 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
Can she do Raffi ones for my toddler?
February 4, 2011 at 10:16 am
@creepydolls – Yes!!! Mimi Bobeck nails; that would totally rock!
February 4, 2011 at 10:17 am
That’s all I need, a little Grecian instrument up my nose.
February 4, 2011 at 10:18 am
I’ll be ready for my big, fat, creepy, New Age, Linda Evans-Dating, Greek Wedding.
February 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
And here I was painting portraits on my own nails. I’ll need to stock up.
February 4, 2011 at 10:21 am
#10 is pretty majestic
February 4, 2011 at 10:24 am
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February 4, 2011 at 10:27 am
#21, Yanni is the Justin Bieber of the post-menopausal newage crowd.
February 4, 2011 at 10:35 am
I’m not as terrified by the fact that you can get nail tips with Yanni’s face on them as I am by the fact that there are now nail tips for toenails.
February 4, 2011 at 10:40 am
Oh! You know what would be cool? If these were holographic so he could smile/frown/puke/stick out his tongue, and so forth as you moved your hand around. Or at least wink or something.
February 4, 2011 at 10:54 am
Finally! A sure-fire way to cure me of my booger eating!
February 4, 2011 at 10:57 am
…I guess some women have mastabatory fantasies about the Yanni-meister and now he can get really close to your lady parts
February 4, 2011 at 10:57 am
I really like the “Yanni with instrument” option. Since those pix of Yanni with his instrument hanging out are not visible on this post, I can only assume they are not suitable for work (all the more exciting!). Who knew he had taken naughty photos of himself and allowed this Artist to use them on fake nails? Yanni, a true nudist visionary!
February 4, 2011 at 11:01 am
@ #11 monkey33:
Wow, either we live really close to each other or the whole “Chili’s in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express” is a very strange trend indeed.
February 4, 2011 at 11:15 am
I would totally get these, but I’m pretty sure my husband Zamfir would be jealous.
February 4, 2011 at 11:17 am
No love for Zamfir?
February 4, 2011 at 11:19 am
Ohh…*Yanni*. When I first saw this, I read “YONI On Nail Tip,” which would have been something entirely more interesting.
February 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
When I was 16 my mom gave me a Yanni CD for Christmas. I thought it was a joke, but she said “He looked like someone you’d listen to.”
Perhaps it’s time to return the favor.
February 4, 2011 at 11:27 am
Somewhere John Tesh is crying.
February 4, 2011 at 11:29 am
@#11 & #28 Please tell me you live in San Diego
February 4, 2011 at 11:29 am
I am still just stupified by Yanni press on nails. Honestly, how would you get anything done during the day? I’d be totally distracted at that face on each finger and toe, and pretty much useless at diapering, cleaning, and tampon usage, and would have kids that looked like they were reared by Edward Scissorhands.
But these:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/55538220/tie-dye-nail?ref=v1_other_1
Mommy would put herself into a trance and may be dangerous with a glue gun. Holy shit.
February 4, 2011 at 11:31 am
I’ve never told anyone this before, but… I’ve always this… fantasy about Yanni scratching my ass. Dreams can come true!
February 4, 2011 at 11:32 am
*always HAD this
February 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Everytime I wipe my ass wearing these, I’ll be elated to know that Yanni is watching.
Or something like that.
Yanni= the new Mani
February 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Yawnni.
February 4, 2011 at 12:32 pm
oh god. oh god. oh god. i must have these adhered to my fingers now.
February 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Oh golly, this will go great with my Enya bedsheets.
February 4, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Well, that is going to be a great way to turn your boyfriend on!
February 4, 2011 at 12:55 pm
On first glance I thought it was a press-on nails tribute to big mustaches.
February 4, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Or a plane landing in Las Vegas circa 1976. Wait is that Doug Henning?
February 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Not interested unless it’s a Yanni per nail.
February 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I totally thought that was a photo of an airplane with the many faces of Yanni in each window.
February 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Somebody bought them. She’ll be the envy of all her friends.
February 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm
I wonder if the seller does custom pictures. This set is creepy, but I would love to have custom fake nails with my choice of pictures, heh.
I’m not sure if I should admit that, though.
February 4, 2011 at 3:45 pm
It says she does custom orders…Emmanuel Lewis nail tips here I come!
February 4, 2011 at 4:04 pm
masurbation joke in 5..4..3..2..1..
I’ve always wanted to have Yanni inside of me.
February 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
@Stretch 65: Glad I’m not the only one whose mind drifted down that particular gutter.
Wonder if I could get all eleven Doctors?Lacking eleven fingers, Colin Baker could be banished to my big toe.
February 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm
bwahahaha !!!!
February 4, 2011 at 5:11 pm
You have to hand it to the seller for keeping her finger on the pulse of popular culture. Of the 1990′s.
February 4, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Yanni’s for losers – I’m holding out for Zamfir !
February 4, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Yanni nails: perfect for that extra touch of irony when gouging someone’s eyes out in a catfight.
(Disclaimer: It’s Friday night and I am SO FAR BEYOND CARING if that’s an acceptable use of the word “irony” or not.)
February 4, 2011 at 8:59 pm
#52-Now that would be cool. But I’d put #10 on my big toe. Tenant was a good actor, but four seasons of an emo Time Lord with PTSD was a bit more than I could take.
February 5, 2011 at 8:58 am
The only thing that stops me from getting this for my mom is that the two B&W portraits are inconsistently cut off. Seriously.
February 5, 2011 at 9:46 am
Oh yes, Yanni is so tacky, I’m getting the Kurt Cobain set instead.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65656947/kurt-cobain-on-nail-tips
February 5, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Didn’t someone paint Yanni on a buttplug the other day? They should get together and make it a 2-for-1 deal.
February 5, 2011 at 6:36 pm
FUCK YES. I’m going to convo for Kevin Bacon ones. One hand will be Kevin Bacon and the other hand will be actual bacon.
I’m so excited about this I could hum Kenny G all the way to the Safeway.
February 5, 2011 at 9:59 pm
She does custom orders? I’d like a set with Nick Cave on them.
(I doubt I could pull off acrylic tips. I had fake nails once back in my twenties and one day I set one of them on fire whilst lighting a cigarette. I tell you, that took talent.)
February 6, 2011 at 7:36 am
If we wanted to get optical illusion ones, maybe with smaller and smaller Yannis hidden inside regular Yanni just under his mustache, and smaller and smaller Yannis under their mustaches, could we also receive a small gift of hash?
WAY TO TAKE DOWN ALCHEMY WHEN I WAS FINALLY ABOUT TO USE IT, ETSY.
February 7, 2011 at 6:44 am
OMFG! What the hell with Yanni, I want these:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/67471721/justin-bieber-on-nail-tips-for-bieber
February 7, 2011 at 3:05 pm
I’m trying to figure out how she does this. Bowienails would go over really well with my Bowienet friends!
February 7, 2011 at 11:55 pm
If I wore these to a party in Williamsburg I can guarantee that people would think they were amazing. New York is amazing but it’s also a bit “off” sometimes.
February 9, 2011 at 10:26 pm
guys, she is totally making star trek: tos nails for me. i couldn’t be happier right now. finally, i can match my nail art to my tattoos!