So, I’m driving, on my cell phone, putting on makeup, and eating breakfast all at the same time- weaving in and out of traffic ’cause I’m really doing every thing but driving. People start honking at me for nearly killing them and I want to give them the finger but my hands are full…
…I can stick my foot out the window! Perfect!
I sat here for about three minutes trying to get my hand to look like that, and I just can’t manage it, despite all the practice I’ve had employing that particular gesture. You’d think they could do better for $1000.
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
January 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
Jesus H Macy! I got myself a pair of thigh-high custom made boots fit to my feet by a professional leather worker I wasn’t even sleeping with and they only cost me $350.00
How about an entire Fuck You outfit?
These pumps, lime green pants with navy blue whales on them (prep school “I’m so rich I don’t care what I look like, so fuck you” pants), and one of those t-shirts from the 80s that at first glance looked like hebrew but in fact said Fuck You upside down, a qucik trip to Ms. Lohan’s nail artiste’, and then top it all off with a NY Jets hat.
Quite the ensemble’.
I think they’re cute, but NOT at that price. Does anybody else think these should be in a video with the person wearing them singing Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You”?
This is kind of a New Yorker’s version of a “fuck me” pump. Aggressive, hostile, attention seeking and, as usual, missing the point. (And yes, I live there )
I think I’d have to say “Fuck you” to the seller, and go drop $50 on a knock-off pair on Harry Hines Blvd. But only if I were drunk off my ass and had a massive traumatic head injury.
I can vision it now…she gets called into HR knowing that she is about to be fired. Walks proudly in with her dark suit, long pants to the ground. Hears the news she’s been expecting. Ever so slowly, leans back in her chair and places one FU shoe on his desk and crosses the other on top of it. Gives him a sexy smile, takes feet off desk and pompously walks out.
In theory this would be a great pair of shoes to wear when I get called in to office meetings on my day off. I say in theory because 1. These are too damn ugly and 2. I don’t work at a place where I could afford these anyway.
Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
January 28, 2011 at 10:34 am
Who would buy these ugly-ass things? Anyone who would like them are probably unable to afford them. Maybe the seller’s going after that elusive “trailer trash who just won the lottery” market.
1. Nobel Peace Prize nominating committee meeting
2. Preschool Parent-Teacher Conference
3. Communion rail
4. In the full-length portrait of the Mona Lisa
5. On the Crossing Guard at my kid’s school, who talks on her cell phone non-stop during her 20 minute shift.
6. In the ball pit at Chickfilla.
7. On Kelsey Grammer.
8. Or John Travolta.
as a web designer myself, their website is totally unfinished. images don’t show up etc. for the amount of money they are willing to say for a pair of shoes you think they would make a better quality website!
Maybe if they showed even the slightest bit of artistic talent, these would be popular among go-go dancers, strippers, etc. As it is, the fucking bracelet is defying gravity, and that thumb is REALLY long and ALL fucked up to shit!
Can I see a “Compare and Save” with a pair of black peep-toe heeled boots from Payless, some tan felt, puffy paint, crappy press-on nails, and half a fake shiny-jewel bracelet?
@ Candyann–”put the ass in class”–must remember that one.I see so many instances of that.
Even if I were going to wear these nightmares,after a few hours on those heels, and trying not to fall off the platforms, I’d be dropping f-bombs and flipping people off (sore feet and twisted ankles make me bitchy).
If a middle-to-lower class girl wore these shoes, everyone would think she was a prostitute. But since these are for rich girls, they’re “couture”. Anyone else think there’s something wrong with this?
I think I’m more concerned by the fact that I can shape my hand into a fairly accurate recreation of that depiction than the fact that those shoes exist.
i just spent 2 full minutes trying to arrange my fingers as they are shown on this shoe. it’s not physically possible to put your thumb over your pointer and your middle finger perfectly straight up. you know i’m right cuz you’re all trying to do it right now!
@emoney7 I can do it except I was practicing giving myself the finger to check which was a nice trick you played on me. Wonder how many others are flipping themselves off now to see if they can do the finger position?
I can’t help but think I want to see the pair of these. With the quality of the talent on the first shoe, I dread to think what the other might look like.
January 28, 2011 at 9:37 am
Stay classy Hollywood. :/
January 28, 2011 at 9:37 am
Yeah, I’d say that price tag is a pretty big middle finger alright.
January 28, 2011 at 9:38 am
well fuck that, i’m not wearing those
January 28, 2011 at 9:38 am
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January 28, 2011 at 9:38 am
I actually saw this a while back on one of the serious fashion blogs I read, and the first thing I thought was, “Holy shit. How is this not Regretsy?”
January 28, 2011 at 9:38 am
It takes more than 2 pumps to eff me.
January 28, 2011 at 9:40 am
For when you’re so pissed that two hands just aren’t enough
January 28, 2011 at 9:41 am
The perfect thing to take you children to school in!!
January 28, 2011 at 9:41 am
Is it just me, or does it look like the Wicked Witch of the West got ill, became pale and they cut off her hand and slapped it on shoes?
Poor Elphaba
January 28, 2011 at 9:43 am
So, I’m driving, on my cell phone, putting on makeup, and eating breakfast all at the same time- weaving in and out of traffic ’cause I’m really doing every thing but driving. People start honking at me for nearly killing them and I want to give them the finger but my hands are full…
…I can stick my foot out the window! Perfect!
January 28, 2011 at 9:43 am
NO! NOW I get it!!
These are meant to be worn to court by misguided starlets! Fuck painting your little fingernail. These horrific booties say it all for you!
January 28, 2011 at 9:43 am
For that price I’d expect a better quality press-on fingernail.
January 28, 2011 at 9:44 am
Just kidding, I don’t have a drivers license.
I wonder if I can ride my bike in these?
January 28, 2011 at 9:46 am
Nothing says classy quite like a pair of “fuck-you” pumps
January 28, 2011 at 9:46 am
The new shoe by Ce-lo Green …
January 28, 2011 at 9:46 am
I sat here for about three minutes trying to get my hand to look like that, and I just can’t manage it, despite all the practice I’ve had employing that particular gesture. You’d think they could do better for $1000.
January 28, 2011 at 9:47 am
For that kind of money I’d want “Fuck” spelled out.
January 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
Jesus H Macy! I got myself a pair of thigh-high custom made boots fit to my feet by a professional leather worker I wasn’t even sleeping with and they only cost me $350.00
January 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
No, Fuck YOU!
January 28, 2011 at 9:52 am
I’ve never paid over $1000 for fingering.
January 28, 2011 at 9:56 am
I picture Nancy Sinatra in these, after a few drinks and sick of people asking her if her boots were made for walkin’.
January 28, 2011 at 9:57 am
How about an entire Fuck You outfit?
These pumps, lime green pants with navy blue whales on them (prep school “I’m so rich I don’t care what I look like, so fuck you” pants), and one of those t-shirts from the 80s that at first glance looked like hebrew but in fact said Fuck You upside down, a qucik trip to Ms. Lohan’s nail artiste’, and then top it all off with a NY Jets hat.
Quite the ensemble’.
January 28, 2011 at 9:58 am
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January 28, 2011 at 9:59 am
You poor, poor shoes! What did that batshit-crazy moron do to you?
P.S.
I tried for like 10 minutes to make my hand do that pose. Didn’t work.
January 28, 2011 at 10:02 am
These pumps are pretty much guaranteeing you won’t get fucked. Aside from being fucked by the seller.
Back to your regularly scheduled fuckery.
I don’t think I said “fuck” enough times, so FUCK! Fuckity, fuck-fuck-FUCK!
There we go.
January 28, 2011 at 10:03 am
This is kind of a New Yorker’s version of a “fuck me” pump. Aggressive, hostile, attention seeking and, as usual, missing the point. (And yes, I live there
)
January 28, 2011 at 10:05 am
I’ll keep these in mind next time I go out walking and realize nobody in my town knows how to drive.
January 28, 2011 at 10:09 am
I think I’d have to say “Fuck you” to the seller, and go drop $50 on a knock-off pair on Harry Hines Blvd. But only if I were drunk off my ass and had a massive traumatic head injury.
January 28, 2011 at 10:19 am
@ #21: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
January 28, 2011 at 10:19 am
I can vision it now…she gets called into HR knowing that she is about to be fired. Walks proudly in with her dark suit, long pants to the ground. Hears the news she’s been expecting. Ever so slowly, leans back in her chair and places one FU shoe on his desk and crosses the other on top of it. Gives him a sexy smile, takes feet off desk and pompously walks out.
January 28, 2011 at 10:20 am
For that price, I could practically buy a pair of the Chanel pumps with the gun as the stiletto.
What makes this moron seller think that anyones gonna pay over 20 bucks for her hand painted nightmare?
January 28, 2011 at 10:22 am
Wait! Have we seen the second bootie? Do we even know what it says? It might say something lame that undoes the FU one.
January 28, 2011 at 10:24 am
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January 28, 2011 at 10:24 am
In theory this would be a great pair of shoes to wear when I get called in to office meetings on my day off. I say in theory because 1. These are too damn ugly and 2. I don’t work at a place where I could afford these anyway.
January 28, 2011 at 10:27 am
#19 “UM yes me @ #12!”
Regretsy come to get your questions answered, stay for the fun…ah ah ah
January 28, 2011 at 10:29 am
Well doesn’t that just put the ass in class!
January 28, 2011 at 10:33 am
now if these had a shocker on them – they might be worth the money.
January 28, 2011 at 10:34 am
Who would buy these ugly-ass things? Anyone who would like them are probably unable to afford them. Maybe the seller’s going after that elusive “trailer trash who just won the lottery” market.
January 28, 2011 at 11:00 am
When that Lee Press On Nail falls off where does one go to replace it? Dollar Tree, the nail salon or the shoe repair shop?
January 28, 2011 at 11:06 am
I don’t even think Lady Gaga would buy those things.
(Well…….maybe….)
If you want to get someone angry, there are maaanny ways to do that for FREE without dumping 1,000 grand!
(Besides, would hate the idea of some fingernail constantly poking at my calf like that. I would be like “WTF THIS THING KEEPS JABBING ME DAMMNIT”)
January 28, 2011 at 11:07 am
Do they offer replacements and/or upgrades for the nails if they break off? Something with rhinestones perhaps?
January 28, 2011 at 11:09 am
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January 28, 2011 at 11:18 am
If you want to wear a boot that’s giving the finger, why would you want the “Fuck You” censored?
January 28, 2011 at 11:22 am
Places I’d love to see these being worn:
1. Nobel Peace Prize nominating committee meeting
2. Preschool Parent-Teacher Conference
3. Communion rail
4. In the full-length portrait of the Mona Lisa
January 28, 2011 at 11:23 am
For $1095, you would think those are real diamonds.
From the close-up view, it seems they are not.
January 28, 2011 at 11:24 am
The price is consistent with the overall tone of the piece. This artist walks the talk!
January 28, 2011 at 11:43 am
Well there goes the pic up line “nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
January 28, 2011 at 11:44 am
@37 whimsiclesthenics-
If I may add to your list.
5. On the Crossing Guard at my kid’s school, who talks on her cell phone non-stop during her 20 minute shift.
6. In the ball pit at Chickfilla.
7. On Kelsey Grammer.
8. Or John Travolta.
January 28, 2011 at 11:49 am
as a web designer myself, their website is totally unfinished. images don’t show up etc. for the amount of money they are willing to say for a pair of shoes you think they would make a better quality website!
January 28, 2011 at 11:54 am
Doling out the bird myself is free, and so deliciously satisfying.
January 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm
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January 28, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I actually have a friend who’d love these if they were a reasonable price…
January 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm
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January 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm
These would look fabulous with the yak shank leggings.
January 28, 2011 at 12:19 pm
#40 Wilma Fingerdoo, Ball pit at Chickfila!
I superlove it because of my Evangelical friends who intentionally go to Chickfila because the owner is a “committed Christian.”
Me, I’m just a regular Christian who got close to being committed.
January 28, 2011 at 12:36 pm
I can imagine how all the guys with major foot fetishes must feel now.
January 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Maybe if they showed even the slightest bit of artistic talent, these would be popular among go-go dancers, strippers, etc. As it is, the fucking bracelet is defying gravity, and that thumb is REALLY long and ALL fucked up to shit!
January 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Someone’s channeling Wendy O. Williams again… but even she wouldn’t pay a grand and change for those!
January 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Besides the deformed hand, what degree of stupidity lets you add a large graphic middle finger, but not spell out the word fuck?
January 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Can I see a “Compare and Save” with a pair of black peep-toe heeled boots from Payless, some tan felt, puffy paint, crappy press-on nails, and half a fake shiny-jewel bracelet?
January 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm
#48 whoops, meant Sybil Danning, but either works, really
January 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Massimo? Isn’t that a cheap Target brand?
January 28, 2011 at 3:54 pm
@ Candyann–”put the ass in class”–must remember that one.I see so many instances of that.
Even if I were going to wear these nightmares,after a few hours on those heels, and trying not to fall off the platforms, I’d be dropping f-bombs and flipping people off (sore feet and twisted ankles make me bitchy).
January 28, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I am bit concerned about the position of the thumb. This hand needs to go see a doctor.
January 28, 2011 at 4:37 pm
For the 60-year-old bleached-blond Midwestern real estate agent who thinks seeing “Wicked” at the theatre in NY makes her a bad-ass.
January 28, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Fuck You? Fuck Me! AND my broken ankles.
January 28, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Are these the new Converse Fuck Taylors?
January 28, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I can see a street prostitute wearing these with a fur coat and nothing else. Minimal is the new black.
January 28, 2011 at 6:03 pm
There’s a song about those: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaqQe3V498
January 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm
If a middle-to-lower class girl wore these shoes, everyone would think she was a prostitute. But since these are for rich girls, they’re “couture”. Anyone else think there’s something wrong with this?
January 28, 2011 at 6:22 pm
I thought they were called fuck ME pumps…
January 28, 2011 at 6:54 pm
They come in sandals too. You know for when it’s sandal weather.
http://www.gregorysshoes.com/istar.asp?a=6&id=MD-FU-SLIDE!249
January 28, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I think I’m more concerned by the fact that I can shape my hand into a fairly accurate recreation of that depiction than the fact that those shoes exist.
January 28, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Waitwaitwaitwait.
A THOUSAND dollars? Really?
Boy you get fucked all right.
January 28, 2011 at 10:14 pm
They are willing to show the middle finger but they censored Fuck?
I guess it costs 2,000 bucks for the Unrated cut Shoe.
January 28, 2011 at 11:00 pm
I flip a better looking bird than that!
January 28, 2011 at 11:04 pm
If you fall off of these, you’ll have a hard time finding someone willing to help you up.
January 28, 2011 at 11:14 pm
Fairly fugly response to “f*$k me” heels. Har, har, har.
January 29, 2011 at 12:59 pm
i just spent 2 full minutes trying to arrange my fingers as they are shown on this shoe. it’s not physically possible to put your thumb over your pointer and your middle finger perfectly straight up. you know i’m right cuz you’re all trying to do it right now!
January 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm
@emoney7 I can do it except I was practicing giving myself the finger to check which was a nice trick you played on me. Wonder how many others are flipping themselves off now to see if they can do the finger position?
January 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Oh i see, She meant to have them say Fuck Me so that when shes strutting her stuff around that special some one would finally get the hint.
When that failed she tried to sell them…
January 29, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Those are going to look great on Courtney Love!
January 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Mama’s got big feet and those bitches don’t come in an 11? Fuck YOU, Gregory’s.
January 30, 2011 at 3:16 pm
I am in love with these shoes!!! But can’t pay 1000 bucks gregory’s …. care to sell them to me for 50? I will SO buy them!!!
January 31, 2011 at 6:14 am
#29: Great movie references, one of my faves!
I can’t help but think I want to see the pair of these. With the quality of the talent on the first shoe, I dread to think what the other might look like.
January 31, 2011 at 7:21 am
Every white trash mother will want these!!
January 31, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I’ve been looking for just that perfect pair of shoes to wear and throw next time I’m on Jerry Springer!
February 1, 2011 at 1:22 am
I like them, but not at that price!
February 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm
This is like the rich people’s version of the nasty t-shirt’s you see on People of Walmart. (who saved about 1090.00 to make the same statement)
February 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm
at least they had the class to censor the “f**k you!”