I think this is one of the more awful things I’ve seen in quite a while. Perhaps because it’s P*I*N*K AND M*O*I*S*T. I truly fear I’m going to have nightmares…
Perhaps some bead makers don’t know when to say the darn bead didn’t turn out and not list it. Just because it took you a half hour to fire that doesn’t mean it was worth it.
You could say Syphilis! And then you might also corner the “I want to be Al Capone/George Washington/Christopher Columbus/Charles VIII (France)” market. It would make one helluva costume accessory!
Imagine the convo:
Member of the Continental Congress: “George what is that unusual medal on your uniform?”
George Washington: “Oh,that? Why that’s a replica of my battle of the Nether Regions!”
Mem Con. Congress: “I’ve never heard of that conflict where and when did it happen?”
Washington: “Every day in my pants, my friend. Every day…”
January 27, 2011 at 9:32 am
it looks like a very long clit.
January 27, 2011 at 9:33 am
Is it /supposed/ to look diseased?
January 27, 2011 at 9:34 am
I see huge sweaty balls and a tiny leaky penis. Reminds me of my ex.
January 27, 2011 at 9:34 am
I was about to say the same thing. it looks like a very icky vagina.
Remember kids, if it smells funny, don’t put it in your mouth!
January 27, 2011 at 9:35 am
I love pink too, but was the cum drop from the steroid cock really necessary?
January 27, 2011 at 9:38 am
Love means never having to say you’re sorry for giving a girl a pearl necklace?
January 27, 2011 at 9:40 am
It needs a ggogly eye.
January 27, 2011 at 9:40 am
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January 27, 2011 at 9:42 am
it looks like a worms eye view of a sweaty ass and leaky erection
January 27, 2011 at 9:42 am
Aren’t you supposed to see your doctor if one of them swells up like that?
January 27, 2011 at 10:18 am
somebody really likes shellfish.
January 27, 2011 at 10:18 am
I think this is one of the more awful things I’ve seen in quite a while. Perhaps because it’s P*I*N*K AND M*O*I*S*T. I truly fear I’m going to have nightmares…
January 27, 2011 at 10:26 am
Perhaps some bead makers don’t know when to say the darn bead didn’t turn out and not list it. Just because it took you a half hour to fire that doesn’t mean it was worth it.
January 27, 2011 at 10:48 am
I see my diseased uterus after my hysterectomy. Well, maybe before, since they kind of took it out in chunks.
January 27, 2011 at 10:49 am
God, I feel dirty after looking at this. Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW? Or NSFEating lunch?
January 27, 2011 at 10:49 am
Uhm… no. I won’t say what my first thought was. Some things are better not told. But that bottom drop… hmmm…
January 27, 2011 at 10:49 am
You could say Syphilis! And then you might also corner the “I want to be Al Capone/George Washington/Christopher Columbus/Charles VIII (France)” market. It would make one helluva costume accessory!
Imagine the convo:
Member of the Continental Congress: “George what is that unusual medal on your uniform?”
George Washington: “Oh,that? Why that’s a replica of my battle of the Nether Regions!”
Mem Con. Congress: “I’ve never heard of that conflict where and when did it happen?”
Washington: “Every day in my pants, my friend. Every day…”
January 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm
That’s only a myth: http://www.americanpresidents.org/chat031599.asp
January 27, 2011 at 10:51 am
This look like a wet wad of chewed gum to anyone else, or is that just me?
January 27, 2011 at 10:52 am
As someone who is studying STIs in school, I have no desire AT ALL to buy a diseased shlong knick knack!
January 27, 2011 at 11:18 am
I have no idea exactly how this unfortunate thing came to be…but it was probably a very bad idea in the first place.
January 27, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Look again – its smiling!
January 27, 2011 at 12:23 pm
for the occasions when a card reading “I’m sorry i gave you gonorrhea” just wont do.
January 27, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Several things come to mind:
Clitoral piercing
Genital warts
Herpes blisters
Post-coital discharge
I wonder if I could get the artist to make this into a door knob for the guest bathroom?
January 27, 2011 at 12:41 pm
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January 27, 2011 at 12:42 pm
“I like P*U*S*S*Y what more can i say”
There I fixed it for you.
January 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm
#21 BillsBayou: forget doorknobs, that should be the head of the soap dispenser.
January 27, 2011 at 12:58 pm
@24, Lumptious, or the draw handle on a Britta water dispenser!
January 27, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I love jewelry that doesn’t look like it’s dripping puss. Sue me.
January 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm
A weird sex toy, or a god-damned creepy art piece?
YOU DECIDE!
January 27, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Did someone show the maker their colonoscopy video? Polyps and mucus – yay!
January 27, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Was the glass hand blown?
January 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm
That is one HELL or a rectal prolapse they’ve got there…
January 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm
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January 27, 2011 at 6:34 pm
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January 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Thank heavens they pierced the biggest boil there. Only three more to go. I hate seeping rashes.
January 27, 2011 at 9:10 pm
I second the google eyes request. Then it could like like a pink baby elephant instead of a genitalia fail.
January 28, 2011 at 5:44 am
It looks like part of someone’s IV. Which is great if your valentine is not able to eat anything but liquids.
January 28, 2011 at 6:37 am
IT LOOKS LIKE A FROWNING ELEPHANT!!! C’mon if you think about it that way, it’s kinda cute…….well, okay, no. It’s still not cute.
January 28, 2011 at 11:45 am
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January 28, 2011 at 11:47 am
^damn. It took out the extra spaces. Oh well. This just goes to show me that I spent too much time on this pendant.
January 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Mmhm, definitely not the best model to show in sex ed class!
January 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm
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January 28, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Somebody really needs to learn how to make a glass heart, judging from the others in their shop.
January 29, 2011 at 8:16 am
I guess, since it’s *boro*, that she likes it hard.
January 29, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Literally the only word my brain can think of right now is “PRECUM”.
January 30, 2011 at 11:29 am
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