-_________- what kind of whackadoodle would be stricken with such ingenious to make an Eva Peron butt plug. And seconly. Who would buy it? And thirdly, who would use it? Maybe it’d make a nice mantle piece.
As a potter I do on occasion run out of “ideas” for what to make next, and I am embarrassed to admit that throwing butt plugs has never even crossed my mind.
Out of jealousy I now feel obligated to strike out at this extremely creative individual by pointing out that metallic glazes are usually not food safe. As in they should be kept away from orifices. I’m pretty sure that applies to orifices below one’s face as well.
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
January 27, 2011 at 10:10 am
to be fair, I’m sure it’s really difficult to do a proper rendering of a face whilst giggling like a schoolgirl. I know I would be if I were painting Evita Peron on a ceramic butt plug.
I realized just how jaded I’ve become when I totally ignore the fact that the butt plug is ceramic, the picture of Eva Peron looks nothing like Eva Peron and I don’t even wonder what kind of audience they are trying to reach by painting a picture of Eva Peron on it and my first thought actually is:
Is it safe, medically speaking, for anyone to be shoving anything copper up their ass?
I can’t get past the copper accents. Is this person not aware that the lower intestines absorbs things very easily? (there’s a reason they give you certain drugs as suppositories-gets them into your bloodstream quicker).
Also, I’m not seeing Eva Peron. More Albert Eistein in drag with a bad dye job.
“Note: be part of an art project. if you like you can send me a picture of the result. after you either bled on the napkin or wearing it around your neck. or both.”
Thank god, we are finally back on the subject of butt plugs. My mind was actually starting to wander to reasonable and undisturbing thoughts. We can’t have that.
I just looked it up – nutritional copper is absorbed through the intestines, and a certain amount is good for you. Unless you have Wilson’s Disease, in which case copper builds up in the liver.
I couldn’t let the question go unanswered. I guess I’m just being anal.
1) this site was suffering from a real lack of buttplug updates as of late. i feel like as regretsians, we must maintain a certain quota of fucked up anal toys to make fun of. so, yay.
2) i like how everyone is musing over the image like looking at cloud shapes on a lazy may day. “i see hitler in drag! no, wait!! i see borat!” ahh, simple pleasures.
January 27, 2011 at 9:34 am
Good luck explaining THAT at the ER after it breaks in your asshole!
January 27, 2011 at 9:35 am
LOL.. is that supposed to be Eva Peron? Looks more like her husband.
January 27, 2011 at 9:35 am
Such exsquisite detail! It’s hard to take the whole thing in.
January 27, 2011 at 9:36 am
-_________- what kind of whackadoodle would be stricken with such ingenious to make an Eva Peron butt plug. And seconly. Who would buy it? And thirdly, who would use it? Maybe it’d make a nice mantle piece.
January 27, 2011 at 9:36 am
it also kind of looks like robert smith
January 27, 2011 at 9:38 am
First thing I thought was “That is Borat!” Eva Peron is kinda a let down.
January 27, 2011 at 9:41 am
I can’t even imagine in what porn flick this would be used as a prop.
January 27, 2011 at 9:43 am
and I also didn’t realize how popular the “butt plug” category is on Etsy, either.
January 27, 2011 at 9:44 am
Im trying to imagine the target demographic for this one…
January 27, 2011 at 9:48 am
I don’t see it. I see Hitler in drag or maybe Groucho Marx as Hitler in drag.
January 27, 2011 at 10:09 am
As a potter I do on occasion run out of “ideas” for what to make next, and I am embarrassed to admit that throwing butt plugs has never even crossed my mind.
Out of jealousy I now feel obligated to strike out at this extremely creative individual by pointing out that metallic glazes are usually not food safe. As in they should be kept away from orifices. I’m pretty sure that applies to orifices below one’s face as well.
January 27, 2011 at 10:10 am
to be fair, I’m sure it’s really difficult to do a proper rendering of a face whilst giggling like a schoolgirl. I know I would be if I were painting Evita Peron on a ceramic butt plug.
January 27, 2011 at 10:10 am
♬ It won’t be easy, you’ll think it’s strange…
January 27, 2011 at 10:26 am
I didn’t know this sort of thing was up Eva Peron’s alley…
January 27, 2011 at 10:37 am
You scoff, but I have it on good authority that the Franklin Mint will be offering commemorative butt plugs in the third quarter of 2011.
The first series to be released will either be Founding Fathers or The Boys of Fox News.
January 27, 2011 at 10:46 am
The resemblance is uncanny. To Harpo Marx, that is.
January 27, 2011 at 10:48 am
Ships for free from the Netherlands! Imagine how creative one must be for that customs form.
January 27, 2011 at 10:48 am
@Blood Orange: Maybe this person should specialize in Marx Butt Things. Zeppo Marx, Grocho, Harpo, Karl…
January 27, 2011 at 11:04 am
I gave up ceramics.
I ran out of ideas.
I see now that I wasn’t looking deep enough for inspiration.
January 27, 2011 at 11:12 am
Well at least you have something literal being that they are fucking you over for $272.00.
January 27, 2011 at 11:20 am
The price seems to be a tad excessive for shoving a novelty salt-shaker up one’s bum…
January 27, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Looks more like Frida Kahlo to me
January 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm
This is going to make it on that list of items doctors have to remove surgically, isn’t it?
January 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
For about $300 you can stick Eva Peron up your ass.
January 27, 2011 at 1:40 pm
…I never invited them in, though it seemed to the world they were all I desired…
January 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Oh my God. This from the person that also gave us this…
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36050212/silk-sanitary-towel-hair
Now I’ve seen everything.
January 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Just from doing a quick Google search I can say that looks nothing like Eva Perón.
More like Chris Crocker minus the hair bleach.
January 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Perhaps the seller meant to write Andy Garcia as Evita Peron in Trans-Evita: the Musical?
January 27, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Have you been to her tomb in Buenos Aires? People leave lots of flowers and butt plugs in front of the tomb all the time.
January 27, 2011 at 2:06 pm
“Don’t cry for me,……..”. I won’t. I’d be crying if that was shoved up my Argentina.
January 27, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Looks more like Edgar Allen Poo.
January 27, 2011 at 2:27 pm
This is a copy of a picture of Eva Peron when she was 15:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Eva_Per%C3%B3n_-_15_a%C3%B1os.jpg
Does that make this kiddie porn?
January 27, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I think I had this up my ass in Amsterdam after some killer weed.
January 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm
I realized just how jaded I’ve become when I totally ignore the fact that the butt plug is ceramic, the picture of Eva Peron looks nothing like Eva Peron and I don’t even wonder what kind of audience they are trying to reach by painting a picture of Eva Peron on it and my first thought actually is:
Is it safe, medically speaking, for anyone to be shoving anything copper up their ass?
January 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm
This artist must either love Evita Peron or hate her…
…and I can’t tell which.
January 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm
#30 mapleleaves: You have a good point. It moves the item from creepy-haha to creepy-Megan’s Law.
January 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Finally, my “Despots of the Derriere” collection is complete!
January 27, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Firstly, why would someone be compelled to put Eva Peron’s face on a butt plug?
Secondly, this is NOT Eva Peron… This is clearly from Rocky Horror.
http://youaintnopicasso.com/images/rockyhorror.jpg
January 27, 2011 at 4:28 pm
A strictly ornamental buttplug? All the other problems with this item come rushing in once you realise it can’t fulfill its primary function safely.
January 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Quoting my husband:
“Why the HELL would you want to shove a copper Napoleon up your ass?”
to which I replied:
“Why would you want to shove ANYTHING up your ass?”
January 27, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Man, I was really excited about buying this — I often fantasize about getting plugged by a hairy, lump-wristed drag queen.
Sadly though, copper turns my sphincter green.
January 27, 2011 at 5:56 pm
I can’t get past the copper accents. Is this person not aware that the lower intestines absorbs things very easily? (there’s a reason they give you certain drugs as suppositories-gets them into your bloodstream quicker).
Also, I’m not seeing Eva Peron. More Albert Eistein in drag with a bad dye job.
January 27, 2011 at 6:45 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36050431/silk-sanitary-towel-bow-tie?ref=v1_other_1
“Note: be part of an art project. if you like you can send me a picture of the result. after you either bled on the napkin or wearing it around your neck. or both.”
i’m ashamed i went to art school!
January 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm
have we not learned already that ceramics and sex toys do NOT mix well
January 27, 2011 at 7:28 pm
Thank god, we are finally back on the subject of butt plugs. My mind was actually starting to wander to reasonable and undisturbing thoughts. We can’t have that.
January 27, 2011 at 7:31 pm
I also love how ambiguous the length appears. It’s “9,5 … whatever”
January 27, 2011 at 8:18 pm
The typical price for buttplugs on Etsy is $30. And for that price you get a flannel cozy.
The cork, for some reason, is extra.
January 27, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I just looked it up – nutritional copper is absorbed through the intestines, and a certain amount is good for you. Unless you have Wilson’s Disease, in which case copper builds up in the liver.
I couldn’t let the question go unanswered. I guess I’m just being anal.
January 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm
#46 mapleleaves: You’re all right in my but…I mean book.
January 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Too bad the top half was left unpainted. I wonder what would have gone up there?
January 27, 2011 at 9:18 pm
You would think only having three sales in three years this “artist” might have got the message.
Obviously not.
January 28, 2011 at 5:42 am
The life of the wife of a country’s leader is a cold life. Cold and frigid.
January 28, 2011 at 5:54 am
That looks like Alan Cummings, which would be apt – in a way. God, I’m reading too much into this.
January 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm
@ mannequin- yup first thing i thought- shoving metal like copper up your orifices can’t be non-toxic
January 28, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I’m clearly getting old, my first thought was “that looks cold”.
January 29, 2011 at 1:57 am
1) this site was suffering from a real lack of buttplug updates as of late. i feel like as regretsians, we must maintain a certain quota of fucked up anal toys to make fun of. so, yay.
2) i like how everyone is musing over the image like looking at cloud shapes on a lazy may day. “i see hitler in drag! no, wait!! i see borat!” ahh, simple pleasures.
January 29, 2011 at 5:04 am
#53 i love you–my first thought too.
my second thought: of course it couldn’t be silver, because then Evita’s image would be tarnished.
January 31, 2011 at 7:48 am
lol
January 31, 2011 at 8:37 am
No lie, I thought that was Frank Zappa on the plug, which would have been much cooler.