OK i can see paying $65 but $4.65 shipping? I’d gladly pay $5 shipping or $4.75 but not 65¢. SCREW YOU 65¢!!! oh wait forget it..i just remembered i can look stupid for free.
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
January 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm
the 80′s called and said “You’re wearing those wrong. The fringe is supposed to be on the outside seam.And only if you’re the bass player in Cinderella.”
Wait a minute-OVER high heels? How the fuck would you wear these over high heels and not fall flat on your face? Not that I wouldn’t encourage anyone who’d actually wear them to not fall flat on their face. Maybe that way, nobody will notice you seem to have scalped a Yeti.
Has anyone else read her profile? Apparently this person is a graduate of FIT, the Fashion Institute of Technology, with a BFA degree in Fashion design and associates in Patternmaking and Fashion Illustration….a lot of the stuff looks too sloppy to have come from FIT and also, her store’s been open since 2008 and she’s only had a handful of sales. Another thing, she also claims to have her “designs” sold in various boutiques and stores….I don’t know but sounds like a lot of resume fluffing to me.
I especially like that she specified faux fur: good to know no animals were harmed in the making of these atrocities.
Too bad the same cannot be said for my eyes.
I would also like it noted that the seller has a “One of a Kind” category and these are not in them. That means there are more of these. Someone hold me.
I actually saw a person wearing these. On purpose.
ok, so it was at Dragon*Con and that’s probably one of the only acceptable places to be seen in public in these, but still. The temptation to shake them mercilessly until the stupid feel out was strong.
I’m going to leave, adjust my medication, and then come back to find that someone’s not trying to sell me hair for the back of my legs, I’m sure of it.
Hey, it’s cool. Sometimes I have trouble shaving those hard to reach areas on the backs of my legs as well. Only difference is I usually try to hide my legs when I realize I’ve done a shoddy job of shaving, not celebrate them with a pair of genuine partially shaved wookie leggings.
I could see something like this being used as part of a costume, however, not something this badly made and wrinkled! And certainly not for real clothing wear!
January 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm
It’s like a leg mullet.
January 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm
I call it “The Billy Ray Thighrus”.
January 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm
#1: Business in front, party in the back? I don’t think that is a party I would ever want to go to.
January 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm
I think I prefer this seller’s unitard. Emphasis on the “‘tard”:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/23116244/unitard-black-with-god-bull-horns
January 26, 2011 at 4:22 pm
someone needs to trim their ass hair
January 26, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Why….just…why.
Although I love this one even more
http://www.etsy.com/listing/23114227/feather-lace-top?ref=v1_other_2
“dreams do come true”
No, no they dont.
January 26, 2011 at 4:25 pm
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January 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I KNEW that there was a use for pubic hair that I had not thought of yet. . . of course, mine will be red. . . waaaay TMI
January 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Miss Satyr? I thought those were supposed to be dudes.
January 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm
It’s reminiscent of the old-fashioned silk hose with the seam in the back, but gone terribly wrong.
I’m a hairy-legged woman myself, but this shit just doesn’t make any sense to me.
January 26, 2011 at 4:29 pm
For that “outdoorsy” look. You know, the one when you want to look like Bigfoot.
January 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm
great for those evenings when you want to step out of the town of War Drobe and party like you never have to return to the land of Spare Oom.
January 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm
“Chewie, is that you?” – H. Solo
January 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm
I hope for 65 bucks it comes with a curry comb
January 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm
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January 26, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Leg mohawks.
It’s the new “punk” trend.
January 26, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Am I the only person thinking “horse”? The shoes even look like hooves.
January 26, 2011 at 4:57 pm
I need these for when I go gallivanting around as a unicorn!
January 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
This is soooo fucking Steampunk!!!
January 26, 2011 at 4:59 pm
These things are tagged “gloves” “fingerless”.
???
January 26, 2011 at 5:00 pm
For that fresh “bent over by a muppet” look.
January 26, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Better a leg wig than a weave….
January 26, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Holy yak shanks, Batman!
January 26, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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January 26, 2011 at 5:18 pm
For people who aren’t dedicated enough to become fully committed to Furry-dom …
January 26, 2011 at 5:25 pm
These would be perfect for giving Sasquatch a sexy striptease. Hirsute sexy!
January 26, 2011 at 5:47 pm
the 80′s called and said “You’re wearing those wrong. The fringe is supposed to be on the outside seam.And only if you’re the bass player in Cinderella.”
January 26, 2011 at 5:58 pm
is this for people not quite ready to commit 100% to the furry lifestyle
January 26, 2011 at 6:02 pm
If you aren’t a semi-furry, you can always get the paisley vomiting ribbon version:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/18719196/leather-fringe-and-paisley-leg-warmers
January 26, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Wait a minute-OVER high heels? How the fuck would you wear these over high heels and not fall flat on your face? Not that I wouldn’t encourage anyone who’d actually wear them to not fall flat on their face. Maybe that way, nobody will notice you seem to have scalped a Yeti.
January 26, 2011 at 6:14 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/22762037/pantskirt
Deathless copy “ONE SIZE ALMOST FIST ALL”
Fortunately, no pictures of this occurence.
January 26, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Has anyone else read her profile? Apparently this person is a graduate of FIT, the Fashion Institute of Technology, with a BFA degree in Fashion design and associates in Patternmaking and Fashion Illustration….a lot of the stuff looks too sloppy to have come from FIT and also, her store’s been open since 2008 and she’s only had a handful of sales. Another thing, she also claims to have her “designs” sold in various boutiques and stores….I don’t know but sounds like a lot of resume fluffing to me.
January 26, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Upon second viewing of the store…some of her stuff is hundreds of dollars! Hrm….
January 26, 2011 at 6:43 pm
I guess she’s legit…here’s her website.
http://www.box185.net/
Still…..her stuff is still fugly, especially the legwear. And not even in that avant-garde kind of way fugly, more like standard regresty fugly.
January 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm
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January 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Re: Furry comments. My son is a furry ~ a well-known artist in the community, non-fursuiter, anti-yiffer, respected, approaching middle age.
He looked at these and said “What the fuck?”
So, there you have it. Word from true Furrydom. Amen.
January 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Landing strips for legs. Because the real thing wasn’t tacky enough.
January 26, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I especially like that she specified faux fur: good to know no animals were harmed in the making of these atrocities.
Too bad the same cannot be said for my eyes.
January 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm
I would also like it noted that the seller has a “One of a Kind” category and these are not in them. That means there are more of these. Someone hold me.
January 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm
somewhere out there a little kid is crying that their plush horses tails are missing
January 26, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I actually saw a person wearing these. On purpose.
ok, so it was at Dragon*Con and that’s probably one of the only acceptable places to be seen in public in these, but still. The temptation to shake them mercilessly until the stupid feel out was strong.
January 26, 2011 at 7:21 pm
*fell
stupid fingers.
January 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Ah this must be that natural bear-legged look I’ve been hearing about
January 26, 2011 at 8:25 pm
@HoldenBack-that looks from some angles like a huge diaper.
January 26, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Leg mohawks?
January 27, 2011 at 12:27 am
I’m going to leave, adjust my medication, and then come back to find that someone’s not trying to sell me hair for the back of my legs, I’m sure of it.
January 27, 2011 at 2:16 am
I have a friend who’s into furdom and sent him this page to see his reaction.
Answer : WTF IS THIS SHIT??
Amen.
January 27, 2011 at 6:23 am
Hey, it’s cool. Sometimes I have trouble shaving those hard to reach areas on the backs of my legs as well. Only difference is I usually try to hide my legs when I realize I’ve done a shoddy job of shaving, not celebrate them with a pair of genuine partially shaved wookie leggings.
January 27, 2011 at 6:25 am
Nuthin’ says “sexy” like sagging skin and mangy fur…
January 27, 2011 at 7:20 am
These thingies better come with termite, moth and flea warranty, 1 year, no less!
January 27, 2011 at 8:03 am
A fine example of true whimsicle fauxkery
January 27, 2011 at 8:47 am
Well, at least if Mo’Nique is any indication, these are on the way out:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/27/monique-shaves-her-legs-p_n_814747.html
January 27, 2011 at 9:26 am
Why would I put faux fur on my legs when I could just not shave and have the real deal? And a whole lot cheaper, to boot.
January 27, 2011 at 10:13 am
I could see something like this being used as part of a costume, however, not something this badly made and wrinkled! And certainly not for real clothing wear!
January 27, 2011 at 10:17 am
Gah… all of this seller’s things are laughably ugly. I get the distinct feeling someone has a trust fund.
January 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Lion Queen! These would probably sell quickly at the club Stiletto’s down the street.
January 27, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Merkin gone wrong.
January 27, 2011 at 3:50 pm
I’m totally showing this post to my crossdressing bf, just so I can say “See, sweetie? Lots of people forget to shave the backs of their legs!”
His glare will melt the flesh off my skull but it’ll be so worth it.
January 27, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Pair with this: http://www.etsy.com/listing/23114227/feather-lace-top?ref=pr_shop
Hawt.
January 28, 2011 at 5:49 am
I am shocked that Monique didn’t take Miss Piggy’s fashion advice. Miss Piggy totally would have worked that thing.
January 28, 2011 at 8:56 am
good god…
January 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/60539184/sparkle-harem-pant
How come no one posted the link with these pants the model ACTUALLY POOPED IN?