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All You Need is a Proofreader

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  1. LeeLooDallas
    January 26, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Well doesn’t that Beat-all?

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  2. LeeLooDallas
    January 26, 2011 at 11:22 am

    “Need is you”. I say that to my cats all day long.

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  3. thecatsmeow
    January 26, 2011 at 11:24 am

    mind bottling.

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  4. pplrdum
    January 26, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Like a mormon, tried to actually read and comprehend this, and now my head hurts :(

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  5. bubblemonkey
    January 26, 2011 at 11:26 am

    STUPID WHY STUPID STUPID STUPID
    STUPID STUPID DOES STUPID STUPID
    STUPID STUPID STUPID THIS STUPID
    STUPID EXIST? STUPID STUPID STUPID

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  6. tinkerjenn
    January 26, 2011 at 11:27 am

    My inner Grammar Nazi is screaming in pain and terror right now.

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  7. KnitwitKnerd
    January 26, 2011 at 11:27 am

    “Love”: 3
    “Is”: 3
    “All”: 3
    “You”: 3
    “Need”: 2?

    What happened to the last need? Seems suspicious.

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  8. tinkerjenn
    January 26, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Also, is it just me or does this look like a horrible Photoshop job?

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  9. tastincel
    January 26, 2011 at 11:28 am

    OK, I hate to defend such stupidity, but if you only read the white words it makes sense.

    Maybe they can include a little instruction sheet that you can give to people when they come over. – HK

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  10. LeeLooDallas
    January 26, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Only on Etsy do even the side tables have mustaches.

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  11. lillianna_13
    January 26, 2011 at 11:31 am

    I feel my brain juice oozing from my ears after trying to read this, yes the white words do make sense but WHY!!!???? Why would anyone want this in their home? Just to piss people like me off and having me call them a dumbass in their own home?

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  12. pplrdum
    January 26, 2011 at 11:34 am

    #7 KnitwitKnerd, not that it makes a lick of difference, cuz it STILL won’t make any sense, but there are actually only 2 of the word “All” as well.

    Definitely suspicious.

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  13. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 26, 2011 at 11:34 am

    I would prefer Papyrus or even Comic Sans or Times New Roman to the font they chose.

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  14. gwhizzy
    January 26, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Can I just have the white words? I’d hate for my guests to think I was a fucking idiot.

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  15. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 26, 2011 at 11:37 am

    If I were going to mangle my walls with “All you need is love”, I’d at least attempt to copy one of the frames from the goddamn movie!

    or even this, done in marker:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beatles-AllYouNeedIsLove.jpg

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  16. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 26, 2011 at 11:37 am

    looking for an image from “Yellow Submarine”, I figured out how this atrocity came about:

    http://tlb.hwcdn.net/g5a9r2d3/cds/media/f38/b000a4f49ec5b/view.jpg

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  17. shockthebourgeois
    January 26, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Not really the sentiment I want from the waiting room at a doctor’s office.

    Doesn’t really bode well for getting the pain meds, does it?

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  18. lillianna_13
    January 26, 2011 at 11:38 am

    The worst part for me is that I hit my head this morning (trust me my name now means “Clumsy as an ox”)and now it hurts from trying to read between the lines.

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  19. mapleleaves
    January 26, 2011 at 11:38 am

    @KnitwitKnerd (#7) – there’s actually four “you” and only two “all.”

    Personally, I need a job and abs like the Old Spice guy. But I’m not going to put it on my wall.

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  20. Mooples
    January 26, 2011 at 11:40 am

    I’m sorry,but even if there is a Grand Important Reason why these words are arranged this way, it doesn’t change the fact that this “art installation” consists of stick-on letters children buy for their science fair posters. I seem to remember spending less than nineteen bucks on them.

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  21. liveclay
    January 26, 2011 at 11:40 am

    The co-dependent wall, perfect for your most dysfunctional dinner guests.

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  22. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 26, 2011 at 11:42 am

    @Mooples, you are paying extra for the “cunning arrangement of the letters”

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  23. RockMeAmadeus
    January 26, 2011 at 11:46 am

    googoogajub (and not in a good way). oy.

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  24. mapleleaves
    January 26, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Even if misspelled words stop,
    Messed-up wall decals can not stop.

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  25. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    January 26, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Is stupid as does stupid.

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  26. phaux
    January 26, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Beyond the creative grammar, what screams “love” more evocatively than a sterile waiting room featuring the hardcover “Classic Cars” atop a plastic table?

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  27. Teege
    January 26, 2011 at 11:48 am

    This is closer to what she was trying to do but it still doesn’t work. AT ALL.

    all LOVE is
    IS need you
    you love ALL
    love YOU
    NEED is you

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  28. Mookie
    January 26, 2011 at 11:54 am

    I’m just thankful that the words are spelled right at this point. Otherwise, I’m pretty sure I’d be having an aneurysm trying to figure it out.

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  29. Jenny Z
    January 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Why is it only the white words make sense? Racist.

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  30. latte_grande
    January 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    I would be better if the yellow words had nothing to do with the saying. You know, easier to distinguish. Kinda like this:
    if ALL you’re
    reading YOU this
    get NEED the
    fuck IS out of
    my LOVE house

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  31. latte_grande
    January 26, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Sheesh, *It* would be better. Not I. Damn husband needs to stay away from my keyboard with his chicken wing fingers.

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  32. Molly Earl
    January 26, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Is this some sort of obscure Lolcat caption?

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  33. rumi monger
    January 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    even when the “love is all you need” stops the need to reread doesn’t stop.

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  34. humalong
    January 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    beat it LET
    IT beat it
    BE at it

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  35. butts lol
    January 26, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    You know, that horror flick I’ve been writing in my spare moments about an obsessive Gollum-like guy who steals ladies’ hearts (literally) has been needing a name, and like dog food from heaven the perfect damned cover shot drops right into my lap! Thanks, Regretsy!

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  36. Poisonne
    January 26, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    It’s like Tourettes, but personified on your wall.

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  37. KatP
    January 26, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    In this case, I really do think so.

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  38. starrydreams
    January 26, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    It will all make sense once I have had something to drink.

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  39. Lumptious
    January 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    decoration THIS is
    is stupid DECORATION
    this IS this
    STUPID decoration

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  40. Tanya
    January 26, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    This is a conversation piece and you could only guess what kind of conversation it can encourage
    – I am, wall, looking at, I, looking at, I, your wall, WTF, I am, WTF looking, your wall, WTF?

    On the sidenote it’s very hurtful to see these sort of things here and be yet again reminded “no, you are not as good a successful seller yet as some are…”

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  41. banished
    January 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Picture yourself in a river on boat
    With tangerine marmalade trees and skies.

    i can play this game too

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  42. ljay
    January 26, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    The best part of it all…. She’s a teacher!

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  43. Nahhh
    January 26, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    I can’t even look at the letters because the picture ont he wall is crooked.

    O
    C

    D

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  44. Nahhh
    January 26, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    …on the…

    <>

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  45. HelenaHandbasket
    January 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Maybe it’s an Optometrist’s waiting room, and it’s to detect Color Blindness? If you can read it, you’re screwed.

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  46. purple_peacock
    January 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    This reminds me of a ‘say no to drugs’ poster…

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  47. FontinaFontahl
    January 26, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    TFW?
    FT?W
    ?FTW
    W?TF
    WTF?

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  48. Stretch65 is a Montana state trooper on tonight’s CRIMINAL MINDS
    January 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Its not the sellers fault. The printer device made the mistake.
    Just like at Citibank when I deposit my paycheck. The teller says “the computer” puts a hold on the check not them. We are no longer in charge We are at the mercy of our printers and computers

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  49. gungerbees
    January 26, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    it’s a Yoda quote.
    Right before the stroke.

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  50. SkullsNDogbones
    January 26, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    And this is why our mothers teach us NOT to write on the wall!

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  51. Candyann
    January 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    This is the kind of thing you would have to explain to every friend that came over. They would smile and nod and say it is neat, but really they would be thinking what kind of fucking idiot it takes to put something like that up on the wall.

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  52. sticksandtunes
    January 26, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Maybe this was an attempt to make a really poor gift for graduates of the “Beatles Studies” MA program at Liverpool Hope University. I shit you not, this degree really exists: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70P6EA20110126

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  53. Kitten Tears
    January 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Brain no function beer well without.

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  54. jerseycow6
    January 26, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    If it was made so only the words in white spell actual words, surrounded by random yellow letters, it might be a little more palatable.

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  55. mcmegan
    January 26, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    am i the only one who read this as a william shatner spoken word piece? i think it would be good then

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  56. Phildo
    January 26, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Took me a moment to get the logic of it. I was like ‘wth were they thinki–OH the white letters are supposed to be the good part’.

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  57. Badger
    January 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    I have the weirdest feeling I’ve seen this somewhere before. It didn’t make any sense then either.

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  58. invaderhorizongreen
    January 26, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    so let me get this straight love is need and need is me so therefore i need only to love myself in order to have love and love all of myself that is need …. *BRAIN EXPLODES*

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  59. regretsyaddict
    January 27, 2011 at 8:24 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  60. ballyhoo
    January 27, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    See, this one I actually get. I think you are supposed to read the white letters only.

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  61. RocketeerAndRoll
    January 28, 2011 at 5:46 am

    I have a coworker who is dyslexic and color blind…this is the perfect birthday present.

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  62. MAG
    January 28, 2011 at 8:55 am

    Just how I remember Yoda singing it!

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  63. keshafan
    January 28, 2011 at 9:05 am

    lol

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  64. lillianna_13
    January 29, 2011 at 7:12 am

    @52 I love the whole get a Master’s studying a music group, but my group would be Poison, and I would like it to be an in depth study :)

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  65. trousers rolled
    January 31, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    After a hit of acid, it looks perfect.

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  66. knittygritty
    February 4, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Put this in Microsoft Sam last night at 1 AM and had fun for about two minutes before my roommate came out and slapped me.

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