@daisyj I do believe there are groups for this. Hi, I’m a moron, and I can’t stop embroidering ridiculous clothing for dolls. Every child hates it when my creations arrive, because I’m a fashion disaster. I’ve been free from sewing for 2 days now…
Aw, I’m picturing a little old grandma sewing barbie clothes to pay for her prescriptions and a little bingo money. Only a grandma would think a grown doll-man would wear this and only a grandma would not see the hilarity in easy on/easy off pants. Two scotches into the afternoon, and I still can’t make fun of this. C’est dommage.
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January 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
#10 creepyd I enjoyed the peek into the backstory that eventually leads to your inspired and goulish dolls “with teeth for eyes” The dicodamy of Grandmas fine craftsmanship juxtaposed with the connection to your Grandpa’s junk combined produces the mindset for Creepydolls! BRAVO!
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January 25, 2011 at 3:01 pm
#29 Yes 20 years and yet upfront the seller tells us but for this urge beyond her control this was created. Nothing that follows “I couldn’t help myself” ends well. So seller if the clothes were created because you “couldn’t help yourself” you then put them on display for sale on Etsy TWISTED
thiswasnotaboatingsteampunk
January 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm
@35: Sort of — he couldn’t resist the “charms” of the new Snooki doll. Unfortunately, she was also anatomically correct, complete with herpes and fake orange tan. If you look at his back, he’s white as snow (though sporting an oddly placed grease slick from The Sitch).
I’m not positive about the other two, but Ken doesn’t need a fly on those pants, cuz, well, you know he doesn’t like to talk about that horrible tractor accident.
A confession: something happens to me…something happens whenever I see “Who wore it better?” or “View it in a room,” at the bottom of a new entry. It’s a tingly sort of feeling…it runs from my belly button down to..well that area down there…as I click and wait for google chrome to load it…I wonder, I imagine…and the joy when it finally gives me what I’ve been waiting for…it’s ALWAYS so much better than what I thought it would be….well, that’s the best part of my day sometimes. It’s sad, but true. The cheap anticipation…brings joy to my black little walnut of a heart. And the wine helps too…but I don’t want to digress
My mom used to sew all my Ken and Barbie clothes when I was a kid, and even with the elastic waist bands, they looked a lot better than this. Of course, this was a woman who spent most of her life sewing her own clothes, as well as clothes for her three daughters (at least until they got old enough to start complaining). So she KNEW what she was doing.
Oh Ken….this is not the outfit to wear to the Jersey Shore viewing party. Right skin tone, wrong outfit. I just don’t think you’re going to get any action from JWoww Barbie wearing that.
I happen to think Ken looks rather dashing in his Snowman suit. It looks like something my gay roommate would want made in silk for some kind of winter Kimono fettish play. And Christmas is just around 11 more corners. I should convo her.
Some of the Barbie outfits in the shop look more well-made than this, but they are all hideous fabrics. I mean, my Barbie wore crazy neon shit, but that was in 1986. Hasn’t her tasted evolved in the last 25 years?
January 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Well at least she fitted it on a Ken doll to ensure proper fit.
January 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
If Barbie was giving Ken the brush-off before, this certainly isn’t going to help his cause.
January 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I’d have to agree with the poll results; Rob Pattinson just looks retarded in it.
January 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
“Couldn’t resist?” Does that mean this is some kind of a condition?
January 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm
My gran used to make me far superior Barbie and Ken clothes when I was a kid. Too bad she died, otherwise she could have opened an Etsy store.
January 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Shortly after this photo was taken, Ken fell to his death from the bookshelf. Malibu Barbie TM Police are calling it a suicide.
January 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Ya know, diet Mountain Dew burns when you nearly spew it through your nose.
Thanks for the nose-burning laughter, Regretsy lady.
January 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I guess it just doesn’t bring out Robert Pattinson’s sparkles enough.
January 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Do I have to choose?
@daisyj I do believe there are groups for this. Hi, I’m a moron, and I can’t stop embroidering ridiculous clothing for dolls. Every child hates it when my creations arrive, because I’m a fashion disaster. I’ve been free from sewing for 2 days now…
January 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm
“Proper fit”….I do not think that means what she thinks it means.
January 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
This is the outfit Ken’s Grandma handmade for him.
When I was a tyke, My Great Grandma made Ken a sweet smoking jacket out of thick flannel, probably my Great Grandpas old underwear.
January 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Who’s the guy on the left?
No. Seriously. I have no idea who he is.
January 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Toy Story 4: The Tears Behind The Laughter.
January 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
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January 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
My great aunt has those pants. But I bet Ken gets more use out of the “easy on/off” elastic waistband.
January 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Hey Bronc- I am sorry but Ken dressing like a 3 year old is just plain CREEPY! It deserves a Creepy Doll Award in my book.
This needs to be pointed out.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/66453524/ken-doll-pants-and-top-with-embroidered
January 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Awkward Family Photo Ken, Barbie in red Rudolph sweater sold separately.
January 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
That’s so bad even Skipper wants to kick Ken’s ass.
January 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm
If I had any Photoshop skillz, I’d provide evidence that the Speaker of the House wore it better than either of those Guys.
January 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Ken : the Embarassing Frat Years…
January 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Shortly after the outfit was meticulously fitted to the Ken doll, the Ken doll shrank.
January 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I guess I’m getting old because I only knew Ken’s name out of the “Who Wore it Better?”. Or I don’t care what their names are.
January 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm
It reminds me of the snowman incident. Why couldn’t someone have used an icicle on this?
January 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm
“I couldn’t resist embroidering this cute snowman on a shirt for Ken”
Try harder, lady.
January 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm
My, Robbert Pattenson has some big feet.
January 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm
It looks like that snowman is shoveling its own snow poo.
January 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Ken is a six year old moonie with a fake tan posing for a christmas card?
wow! having no genitals causes some major issues doesn’t it?
January 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm
that isn’t a proper fit for anything
maybe the seller is hoping he’ll grow into it
…although why they assume Ken’s going to grow into a stilt-walking squid, i just don’t know
January 25, 2011 at 2:24 pm
How old is Ken again?
In this photo he’s posing with his walker!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/66244785/camoflauge-knit-pajamas-for-ken-doll?ref=v1_other_2
January 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Aw, I’m picturing a little old grandma sewing barbie clothes to pay for her prescriptions and a little bingo money. Only a grandma would think a grown doll-man would wear this and only a grandma would not see the hilarity in easy on/easy off pants. Two scotches into the afternoon, and I still can’t make fun of this. C’est dommage.
January 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Needs an Ascot…
January 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
‘I’ve enjoyed making doll clothes for over 20 years…’. Twenty years, & this is the best they’re churning out. That’s just depressing.
January 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
#10 creepyd I enjoyed the peek into the backstory that eventually leads to your inspired and goulish dolls “with teeth for eyes” The dicodamy of Grandmas fine craftsmanship juxtaposed with the connection to your Grandpa’s junk combined produces the mindset for Creepydolls! BRAVO!
January 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm
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January 25, 2011 at 3:01 pm
#29 Yes 20 years and yet upfront the seller tells us but for this urge beyond her control this was created. Nothing that follows “I couldn’t help myself” ends well. So seller if the clothes were created because you “couldn’t help yourself” you then put them on display for sale on Etsy TWISTED
January 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Actually the most hideous thing about this is not the seller’s fault – why is Ken _orange_? Is he part oompa-loompa or something?
January 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Don’t be sillycakes. This ensemble obviously belongs on a Team Jacob or Team Edward “Who Wore it Better?” That’s the real contest.
January 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Good thing the pants are easy to take off..wouldn’t want anybody to see I bought this outfit for him.
January 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm
@35: Sort of — he couldn’t resist the “charms” of the new Snooki doll. Unfortunately, she was also anatomically correct, complete with herpes and fake orange tan. If you look at his back, he’s white as snow (though sporting an oddly placed grease slick from The Sitch).
January 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm
I’m not positive about the other two, but Ken doesn’t need a fly on those pants, cuz, well, you know he doesn’t like to talk about that horrible tractor accident.
January 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Has Ken always been a pediatric nurse?
January 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm
*with whiplash?
January 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm
A confession: something happens to me…something happens whenever I see “Who wore it better?” or “View it in a room,” at the bottom of a new entry. It’s a tingly sort of feeling…it runs from my belly button down to..well that area down there…as I click and wait for google chrome to load it…I wonder, I imagine…and the joy when it finally gives me what I’ve been waiting for…it’s ALWAYS so much better than what I thought it would be….well, that’s the best part of my day sometimes. It’s sad, but true. The cheap anticipation…brings joy to my black little walnut of a heart. And the wine helps too…but I don’t want to digress
January 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm
#39 I agree!!! Vodka helps too.
This WWIB made me laugh so so so loud!
January 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Ken needs a little pink bunny suit. With bunny slippers staring up at him.
January 25, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Damn. To late to vote in the poll.
My mom used to sew all my Ken and Barbie clothes when I was a kid, and even with the elastic waist bands, they looked a lot better than this. Of course, this was a woman who spent most of her life sewing her own clothes, as well as clothes for her three daughters (at least until they got old enough to start complaining). So she KNEW what she was doing.
January 25, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Ken could totally go to an “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” in this get up.
January 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm
I think Ken should lay off the self-tanning lotion.
January 25, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Oh Ken….this is not the outfit to wear to the Jersey Shore viewing party. Right skin tone, wrong outfit. I just don’t think you’re going to get any action from JWoww Barbie wearing that.
January 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm
I happen to think Ken looks rather dashing in his Snowman suit. It looks like something my gay roommate would want made in silk for some kind of winter Kimono fettish play. And Christmas is just around 11 more corners. I should convo her.
January 25, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Should I be glad or ashamed that I didn’t recognize the “human Ken dolls” in the “Who Wore it Better?”
Honestly, this could have been so much worse for Ken. It could have been an orange polka dot steampunk sweater.
January 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm
I generally try to share the first thing that pops into my head with these, but… Well…
Bea Arthur.
*shrugs*
January 25, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Some of the Barbie outfits in the shop look more well-made than this, but they are all hideous fabrics. I mean, my Barbie wore crazy neon shit, but that was in 1986. Hasn’t her tasted evolved in the last 25 years?
January 25, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Cataracts is the only viable excuse.
January 26, 2011 at 7:13 am
Looks like Ken got a bit of the anorexia and now his sweater doesnt fit. Poor Ken.
January 26, 2011 at 7:34 am
I kind of like this one, myself.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63950975/ken-or-barbie-sleeping-bag-with?ref=v1_other_1
January 26, 2011 at 7:46 am
I would shell out for some sweet Ken Zubaz pants.
Also, Ken looks like a young John Boehner. Many of you may not have recognized that since he isn’t very weepy in this picture.
January 26, 2011 at 7:47 am
Next time, seller, please resist.
January 26, 2011 at 9:51 am
I always dressed my Ken in Barbie’s wedding dress.
January 26, 2011 at 11:17 am
@57 jboo:
looks like a tampon to me…LMAO
January 26, 2011 at 12:36 pm
The use of the white thread really moves this piece up into the category of a juxtapositional retrospective narrative.
January 26, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Am I the only one who thinks that… it’s kinda cute…:)?
January 26, 2011 at 2:08 pm
That “cute snowman” looks like it’s shoveling the shit out of its ass.
January 26, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Just the thing for a non-threatening boy.
January 27, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Ron: That’s boss Zefron poster!
I <3 AVPM
January 28, 2011 at 5:51 am
Too many carrots or the love child of an Oompa Loompa and a mannequin? You decide!
March 28, 2011 at 5:44 pm
When I was a kid, I used to make my Ken dolls wear Barbie’s clothing. Then I’d make them have sex.
I was a delightful child.
July 1, 2011 at 12:14 am
Ya know, diet Mountain Dew burns when you nearly spew it through your nose.
Thanks for the nose-burning laughter, Regretsy lady.
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