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Stop With the Shredding Already

49 comments on Stop With the Shredding Already

  1. BillsBayou
    January 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm

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  2. qwertygirl
    January 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Shlock Rock STAR!

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  3. SuperAwesomeFairyPrincess
    January 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    The sad truth is, I tried to look up another female, Jewish Guitarist to make a joke for this.
    And I couldn’t find one. :/

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  4. tinkerjenn
    January 18, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    I got nothin’.

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  5. spankybianky
    January 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm

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  6. Holytape
    January 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    I believe that these are just the first in a long line of religiously-fused with Rock-n-roll-inspired jewelery.. such as…mmm, uh… mmm…..ok… it’s a very short line of religiously-fused with Rock-n-roll-inspired jewelery.

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  7. Woody
    January 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    how could you phorget Phranc: The All-American Jewish Lesbian Folk Singer!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCQjvI6yR4

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  8. joshpincusiscrying
    January 18, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    such earrings you shouldn’t know from.

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  9. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    January 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Are you sure those picks are circumcised? They don’t look Jewish to me.

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  10. joshpincusiscrying
    January 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Jill Sobule, goddammit! JILL SOBULE!

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  11. Wilma Fingerdoo
    January 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    These would be perfect for when I sing “Song Sung Blue” on Karaoke night at the local Jewish Y.

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  12. hansendesigns
    January 18, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    @woody good one, but i don’t think phranc’s part of the venn diagram includes the “wearing earrings” part

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  13. Cori Scores
    January 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    I’m no fashion expert, but I would totally pick these for Lisa’s lobes.

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  14. HelenaHandbasket
    January 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    If the diagram is to scale, I believe it overestimates the number of persons within the potential market for these by about 7.

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  15. terriwells
    January 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of a good friend who all but needs these earrings? Jewish, cute, female, loves earrings, has played guitar (though not for a while from what I’ve seen), and married to a Jewish guitar player. Wait…I think I have several friends that fit that description…

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  16. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    The blue is pretty.

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  17. Candyann
    January 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Dont worry if you’re not Jewewish, this jewelry maker hits many religions…paganism, christan, buddhist……
    A true capitalist and lover or all faiths!

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  18. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 18, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    OK… I seem to recall my Jewish mother FORBIDDING me to get my ears pierced because in the Torah only the slaves and the goyim had pierced ears. Or is that all 20th century now?

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  19. Candyann
    January 18, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Looks like that item SOLD!

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  20. evacooper
    January 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    these are pretty nice, but whats the connection guitars and judaism and ears? although my dad is part of an ultra-orthodox rock-and-roll band (yes, there is a hasidic rabbi), women are (of course) not allowed…

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  21. Candyann
    January 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    But don’t worry, maybe your friend is into yoga…
    http://www.etsy.com/transaction/40247477

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  22. Candyann
    January 18, 2011 at 2:04 pm

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  23. Staccato the Idiot Chorus Boy
    January 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Oooh! I have a friend who is a Jewish woman guitar player. But she plays classical, so doesn’t need a pick. Also, my wife won’t let me get them Hannukah presents or anything Jewish-themed, because she says it’s weird to get them Hannukah presents when we’re goyim.

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  24. BillsBayou
    January 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Anyone else notice that the guitar strings are upside down?

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  25. FionaFisticuffs
    January 18, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Those earrings are bupkes. Now let’s go get farshikkert! L’chaim!

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  26. purple_peacock
    January 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Mazel tov?

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  27. Poisonne
    January 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    It’s alright if you’re jewish and not allowed to pierce your ears (I have some friends who were in that boat) — I bet the shop owner can make you nipple rings, too! Then no one ever has to know!

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  28. barbedwire and roses
    January 18, 2011 at 3:37 pm

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  29. Molly Earl
    January 18, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Would I have to drink MD 20/20 while wearing these?

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  30. SlySevSteph
    January 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    And you say….
    I only hear what I want to

    I’d wear these with glasses lowered from the ceiling.

    Thanks for reminding me of a great Sarah Silverman Program moment!

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  31. SlySevSteph
    January 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    @Woody- you inspired me to do some research on Phranc, and she has her own Etsy shop! With Jewish underpants! http://www.etsy.com/transaction/21983318 Tee hee hee.

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  32. Nahhh
    January 18, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    I think I may be the only person here who remembers Janis Ian. *wahhh*

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  33. Staccato the Idiot Chorus Boy
    January 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    @Molly Earl, no, you’d have to drink Manischewitz.

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  34. Ms.Katy
    January 18, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Oh dear….my shiksa daughter thinks they’re pretty. Sorry, kiddo, we’re not God’s Chosen Guitarists.

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  35. squidzilla
    January 18, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    L’chaim!

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  36. WhyLikeThis
    January 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    i’ve used “rhythem and jews” before haven’t i?
    damn!

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  37. Ani
    January 18, 2011 at 10:57 pm
  38. catherder
    January 18, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    @ Wilma–if I get “song Sung Blue” stuck in my head, I’m blaming you :-)

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  39. cattiekit
    January 19, 2011 at 12:03 am

    @ #32 nahhh – buck up. I remember her too. But did she play the GUITAR?

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  40. mutajen
    January 19, 2011 at 9:37 am

    @ #39 – she did.

    guess who eats together at the carnegie deli?
    susanna hoff from the bangles and arthur fonzarelli!
    pink needs guitar earrings when she lights the menorah
    so does janis ian and the late dinah shore-ah

    i don’t think dinah shore ever played guitar. but “jewish female guitarists who rhyme with menorah” is an even smaller group.

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  41. terriwells
    January 19, 2011 at 10:01 am

    @ #40, did you see the Neil Diamond video where he covered that? Totally awesome! Hmmm…you know, those would probably work for a *male* Jewish guitar player, if he had pierced ears. I know, I know, what nice Jewish boy has pierced ears?! Well, I didn’t say he’d have to be “nice,” so there.

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  42. chippy
    January 19, 2011 at 10:41 am

    I showed this to my Jewish friend who had never encountered regretsy before–she couldn’t stop laughing. (I mean it. I got worried after a while)

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  43. Sammy the Goose
    January 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    #29 Molly Earl – Loved your “Krazy Krafts” show on SCTV! I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if you inspired a lot of Etsy artists.

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  44. sheltiepitbullfun
    January 19, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Ok its the first time I’ve ever said it with a Regretsy item but if the seller makes some more I am totally buying these. Can’t imagine what they go with, though.. Maybe Etsy will provide more ideas for an outfit.

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  45. squeedle
    January 20, 2011 at 1:48 am

    @ #3 : not all of us are famous :P

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  46. ladycrim
    January 20, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    *confesses* I bought them.

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  47. ThereGoesMyPunnyBone
    January 28, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    I can’t believe it. I went to my friend’s house last night, and she was showing me these earrings that she bought at Claire’s… they’re black guitar picks with Jolly Rogers on them. They reminded me of these instantly!

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  48. RandomAimee
    April 2, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I now have about two dozen pairs of random guitar pick earrings in my shop (the real one) A local retired gentleman makes them…he keeps bringing me more….I can’t bear to tell him that nearly all the writing (Fender, Peavey, etc) is upside down! So if anyone wants to support senior creativity, let me know :)

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  49. penlove12
    October 8, 2011 at 9:29 am

    The funny thing is is that I’m jewish.
    And a guitar player.
    And I’m female.
    And honestly, I’m planning to buy a red pair like those.
    Huh. I love coinidences. :D

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